little Johnny

[ecpd170]

Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School.
> Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun,
> called on her while she was sleeping. "Tell me Mary Margaret, who
> created the universe?"
>
> When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny, her best friend who
> sat behind her took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.
>
> "God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret.
>
> The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching her class. A little
> later the nun asked Mary Margaret, "Who is our Lord and savior?"
>
> But she didn't stir from her slumber. Again, little Johnny came to
> her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt.
>
> "Jesus Christ!" shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again said,
> "Very good" and Mary Margaret fell back asleep.
>
> Later, the Nun asked her a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam
> after she had her twenty-third child?"
>
> Once again, Johnny came to the rescue.
>
>
> This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that
> damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"
>
> The Nun fainted.

[Bosco3379]

lol thats great

[letshearit4blue]

LMAO
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