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KapsFB
06-15-2005, 01:31 PM
Hillary Clinton visits a primary school in Ithaca, New York to talk about her job as a senator.

After her talk, she offers question time.

One little boy puts up his hand, and the Senator asks him what his name is. "Kenneth."

"And what is your question, Kenneth?"

"I have three questions: First - Whatever happened to your medical health care plan? Second - Why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office? And third - Whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?"

Just then the bell rings for recess.

Hillary Clinton informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.
When they resume, Hillary says, "Okay, where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?"

A different little boy puts his hand up; Hillary points him out and asks him what his name is. "Larry."

"And what is your question?"

"I have five questions: First - Whatever happened to your medical health care plan? Second - Why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office? Third - Whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House? Fourth - Why did the recess bell go off 20
minutes early? And fifth - What happened to Kenneth?"

OFK
06-15-2005, 02:20 PM
Hillary Clinton visits a primary school in Ithaca, New York to talk about her job as a senator.

After her talk, she offers question time.

One little boy puts up his hand, and the Senator asks him what his name is. "Kenneth."

"And what is your question, Kenneth?"

"I have three questions: First - Whatever happened to your medical health care plan? Second - Why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office? And third - Whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House?"

Just then the bell rings for recess.

Hillary Clinton informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.
When they resume, Hillary says, "Okay, where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?"

A different little boy puts his hand up; Hillary points him out and asks him what his name is. "Larry."

"And what is your question?"

"I have five questions: First - Whatever happened to your medical health care plan? Second - Why would you run for President after your husband shamed the office? Third - Whatever happened to all those things you took when you left the White House? Fourth - Why did the recess bell go off 20
minutes early? And fifth - What happened to Kenneth?"


LMAO! Good one!

letshearit4blue
06-15-2005, 08:49 PM
LOL
I was about 10 when Hillary Clinton visited my school (close to Ithaca, actually). I thought the Secret Service guys seemed too serious, so I told one of them to lighten up :D
They didn't seem very happy about it :D :rolleyes:

AmericanMan
06-15-2005, 09:19 PM
LOL
I was about 10 when Hillary Clinton visited my school (close to Ithaca, actually). I thought the Secret Service guys seemed too serious, so I told one of them to lighten up :D
They didn't seem very happy about it :D :rolleyes:

tell me more about this secret servive comment

letshearit4blue
06-15-2005, 09:28 PM
tell me more about this secret servive comment
That's pretty much it. The hallways were packed and they had the SS looking all like stone with their black sunglasses (indoors :rolleyes: ) and talking into their wrists and so on and so forth. Basically like everythin they show on TV.
I, being one to always speak what I am thinking, looked up at this really tall agent while I was waiting in line to get into the auditorium. He was looking straight ahead and I told him "Relax and lighten up!"
He looked down and stared at me. He didn't know quite what to say :D

what's that saying they've got? "Out of the mouths of b@bes"