sgttom
05-12-2005, 05:00 PM
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital,
wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and
nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four
hour, surgical procedure.
A young, student nurse appears to give him a
partial sponge bath.
"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are
my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't
know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body
and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my
testicles black?"
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from
worry about his testicles, she overcomes her
embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the
covers.
She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand
and his testicles in the other.
Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's
nothing wrong with them, Sir!"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her
and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That
was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely......
A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"
wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and
nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four
hour, surgical procedure.
A young, student nurse appears to give him a
partial sponge bath.
"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are
my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't
know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body
and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my
testicles black?"
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from
worry about his testicles, she overcomes her
embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the
covers.
She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand
and his testicles in the other.
Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's
nothing wrong with them, Sir!"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her
and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That
was wonderful, but, listen very, very closely......
A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"