Chat, chat, chat, chat, chat....

[Halo745]

Go ahead SAY IT!


Yea say it....*taking out taser*

Hopefully it doesnt deal with fake lesbians or how superior str8 folks are..... :eek:

[TheQueen]

I just did! I LIKE cuppable pecs!.. dayum! I might not let you have him :D Ok.. I'll take his pic for you this week.
I won't share JEFF then! :eek:

[DaveinUtah]

Go ahead SAY IT!

You asked for it.


There is NOTHING wrong with a little girl on girl :eek:

Oh, Queen, you probably just caused by banishment. I am going the way of Quopper :D

[BowzerTee]

i wear wranglers and cruel girl mostly
i like cruel girls or ropers

[tk0727]

I won't share JEFF then! :eek:


ok.. maybe you can have mine then if I can have Jeff!

[Halo745]

You asked for it.


There is NOTHING wrong with a little girl on girl :eek:

Oh, Queen, you probably just caused by banishment. I am going the way of Quopper :D


so it did involve fake lesbians :mad:


if guys get to witness girl on girl....they are usually putting a show on for guys or in a porn

no real lesbian would put a show on for guys

[DaveinUtah]

so it did involve fake lesbians :mad:


if guys get to witness girl on girl....they are usually putting a show on for guys or in a porn

no real lesbian would put a show on for guys

And, what about Bi-sexuals?

[Halo745]

And, what about Bi-sexuals?

notice I said lesbian not the dirty bisexual.... :D

[DaveinUtah]

notice I said lesbian not the dirty bisexual.... :D


Dirty Bi-sexual? ROFL. Oh, that was funny. Well, notice I said "girl on girl" and nothing about Lesbians. :D

[Halo745]

Dirty Bi-sexual? ROFL. Oh, that was funny. Well, notice I said "girl on girl" and nothing about Lesbians. :D

but I was talking lesbian....like I always do.... ;)

[TheQueen]

You asked for it.


There is NOTHING wrong with a little girl on girl :eek:

Oh, Queen, you probably just caused by banishment. I am going the way of Quopper :D
Dave - I already wrestled two of the other girls on here for you! :eek:

It's okay honey, I think Quopper needs company too! :D

[DaveinUtah]

Dave - I already wrestled two of the other girls on here for you! :eek:

It's okay honey, I think Quopper needs company too! :D

And I highly enjoyed that! Thanks Queen ;)

I'll keep Quopper "company" until she can make it back :D

[Halo745]

well must go hunt down a snack.....being a dyke and all its hard to maintain my energy.... :D

[TheQueen]

And I highly enjoyed that! Thanks Queen ;)

I'll keep Quopper "company" until she can make it back :D
I enjoyed wrestling YOU more than them! :D

Quopper said she needed "COMPANY" - can you provide THAT! :eek:

[tk0727]

well must go hunt down a snack.....being a dyke and all its hard to maintain my energy.... :D


OMFG! I can't believe you said that! :D :D

[Halo745]

Dave - I already wrestled two of the other girls on here for you! :eek:

It's okay honey, I think Quopper needs company too! :D


Big Q has 15 days until her return

[TheQueen]

well must go hunt down a snack.....being a dyke and all its hard to maintain my energy.... :D
Hey I have SNACKS!! All sorts of them now! The Snickers is gone though! :D

[TheQueen]

Big Q has 15 days until her return
Big Q will be on vacation with me and TK in 15 days, guess it won't be until the end of the month when she comes back!

[ProCop75]

Good afternoon ladies & gentlmen :)

[tk0727]

Hey I have SNACKS!! All sorts of them now! The Snickers is gone though! :D


I just want a scooby snack :(

[Halo745]

OMFG! I can't believe you said that! :D :D


hehehe I did....now I am going to hunt down my chinese

[DaveinUtah]

well must go hunt down a snack.....being a dyke and all its hard to maintain my energy.... :D


See you around Halo. Being sort of new here, I just now got our conversation :)

[TheQueen]

I just want a scooby snack :(
ME TOO.............. :(

Hey ProCop75!

[DaveinUtah]

I enjoyed wrestling YOU more than them! :D

Quopper said she needed "COMPANY" - can you provide THAT! :eek:

I would get on my knees for you anyday Queen ;)

Oh, and yes, I can provide MORE than enough company for her.

[BowzerTee]

Good afternoon ladies & gentlmen :)
good afternoon to you too

[ProCop75]

ME TOO.............. :(

Hey ProCop75!What ype weapon will you be issued>?

[TheQueen]

I would get on my knees for you anyday Queen ;)

Oh, and yes, I can provide MORE than enough company for her.
WOO HOOO!!!! On BOTH counts! :D

Damn - I better stop I am feeling FRISKY today! :eek:

[DaveinUtah]

Good afternoon ladies & gentlmen :)

How are you doin' Pro?

[TheQueen]

What ype weapon will you be issued>?
Kimber .45 1911 - I am still trying to decide on a BUG.

[ProCop75]

How are you doin' Pro?Now that you are on I can still see that old poodle knawing on those lepoard bones LOL :p

[DaveinUtah]

Kimber .45 1911 - I am still trying to decide on a BUG.

Very nice!

[ProCop75]

Kimber .45 1911 - I am still trying to decide on a BUG.What was your score on the qualifying range at the academy

[DaveinUtah]

Now that you are on I can still see that old poodle knawing on those lepoard bones LOL :p


Pretty sad that you will always relate Poodles to me. :D

I hate poodles. (Well, all of them except the one in that joke) ;)

[TheQueen]

What was your score on the qualifying range at the academy
I only qual'd with a 180 out of 200 - I was ****ED! :mad: Pre-qual I was 195! My ability went to hell on the qual day.......... :mad:

[TheQueen]

Very nice!
I am happy with it! They are supplying me with EVERYTHING that I need to hit the streets, not bad!

[DaveinUtah]

I am happy with it! They are supplying me with EVERYTHING that I need to hit the streets, not bad!

Not bad at all. I guess you don't get a uniform allowance each month then?

[TheQueen]

Not bad at all. I guess you don't get a uniform allowance each month then?
I get $650/year- prorated for my 1/2 year this year.

[DaveinUtah]

I get $650/year- prorated for my 1/2 year this year.

On top of them supplying all the equipment? Did I say "not too bad" That is awesome!

[ProCop75]

I only qual'd with a 180 out of 200 - I was ****ED! :mad: Pre-qual I was 195! My ability went to hell on the qual day.......... :mad:Don't beat yourself up over this,the real test will come how you react on the street for real,just remember the ones shooting back at you are trying to kill you,I know the new saying shoot to remove the threat, but shoot to kill was how i was taught way back then.

[TheQueen]

Don't beat yourself up over this,the real test will come how you react on the street for real,just remember the ones shooting back at you are trying to kill you,I know the new saying shoot to remove the threat, but shoot to kill was how i was taught way back then.
We learned to "shoot until the threat is gone". AKA - shoot to kill! :D

Dave - I get a take home car too! :D

[DaveinUtah]

We learned to "shoot until the threat is gone". AKA - shoot to kill! :D

Dave - I get a take home car too! :D

Yeah, that is standard here in Utah. Nothing better than a take home car. ;)

[TheQueen]

Don't beat yourself up over this,the real test will come how you react on the street for real,just remember the ones shooting back at you are trying to kill you,I know the new saying shoot to remove the threat, but shoot to kill was how i was taught way back then.
Pro - I had an unfortunate incident when I lived in AZ, an open carry state, and I was in a woman's restroom stall when a man tried to crawl under the stall door. I yelled profanities at him and he stood up. When I stood up I grabbed my 9mm out of the top of my purse, (I set it there to go pee) and he stayed right in front of my door. I checked the chamber, kept the weapon in a close combat hold, and opened the door. The POS, saw the gun and ran like hell. I learned on that day, that I would kill someone to protect myself or another.

[ProCop75]

Pro - I had an unfortunate incident when I lived in AZ, an open carry state, and I was in a woman's restroom stall when a man tried to crawl under the stall door. I yelled profanities at him and he stood up. When I stood up I grabbed my 9mm out of the top of my purse, (I set it there to go pee) and he stayed right in front of my door. I checked the chamber, kept the weapon in a close combat hold, and opened the door. The POS, saw the gun and ran like hell. I learned on that day, that I would kill someone to protect myself or another.Queen also remeber in a traffic stop,which you may think is routine,but the driver may have just killed someone and may think you already know about it,but you stopped him for speeding and have no knowledge that he comitted a murder,promise me be real careful on those routine stops they can turn deadly real fast stay on your toes stay sharp and alert at all times.I know I sound like a mama hen

[TheQueen]

Queen also remeber in a traffic stop,which you may think is routine,but the driver may have just killed someone and may think you already know about it,but you stopped him for speeding and have no knowledge that he comitted a murder,promise me be real careful on those routine stops they can turn deadly real fast stay on your toes stay sharp and alert at all times.I know I sound like a mama hen
Pro - I agree with you. My isntructor for Office Safety and Traffic was AWESOME. He beat into our heads that there is NO such monster as routine. If I ever get to the point that I am deviating from my training and becoming complacent, I will quit my job.

I appreciate the mama hen feeling, I haven't started, but I feel like I am already part of the family because of you and others that show their care and concern for new officers.

[usafcop64528]

Guess who's back, back again, usafs back...

[TheQueen]

Guess who's back, back again, usafs back...
Heya Pup! :D

[ProCop75]

Pro - I agree with you. My isntructor for Office Safety and Traffic was AWESOME. He beat into our heads that there is NO such monster as routine. If I ever get to the point that I am deviating from my training and becoming complacent, I will quit my job.

I appreciate the mama hen feeling, I haven't started, but I feel like I am already part of the family because of you and others that show their care and concern for new officers.Your very welcome Iam just tired of seeing officers added to the Wall of Fame killed in the line of Duty,lets start seeing those craized punks put down and less of a burden on taxpayers everywhere.

[tk0727]

Guess who's back, back again, usafs back...

tell a friend...


Hey Usaf! :D

[usafcop64528]

tell a friend...


Hey Usaf! :D
Heyya there Teaks...How are ya??
Hey queen. whatcha been up to?

[TheQueen]

Your very welcome Iam just tired of seeing officers added to the Wall of Fame killed in the line of Duty,lets start seeing those craized punks put down and less of a burden on taxpayers everywhere.
AMEN TO THAT!

[tk0727]

Heyya there Teaks...How are ya??
Hey queen. whatcha been up to?

TRUST ME IT'S NO GOOD! :D

[TheQueen]

tell a friend...


Hey Usaf! :D
Oh *****!

TeeeK - the vending machine guy just came in my office and said "One more thing, you're a hotty!" :D

LMAO!!

[tk0727]

Oh *****!

TeeeK - the vending machine guy just came in my office and said "One more thing, you're a hotty!" :D

LMAO!!


LOL! Sounds lilke my delivery guy that left his card with a dinner invitation on the back! :p :D

[ProCop75]

Tk0727 Well Hello darlin,are you a Conway Twitty Fan :)

[usafcop64528]

TRUST ME IT'S NO GOOD! :D
Why don't I doubt it....

[tk0727]

Tk0727 Well Hello darlin,are you a Conway Twitty Fan :)


ABSOLUTELY! Conway.. Merle.. Conley (both E.T. and John)..
Good ol' Chris LeDoux.. the original Hank! Cash.. you name it!

[TheQueen]

TRUST ME IT'S NO GOOD! :D
OH HELL - It's GOOD! It's just not HERE! :eek:

[TheQueen]

ABSOLUTELY! Conway.. Merle.. Conley (both E.T. and John)..
Good ol' Chris LeDoux.. the original Hank! Cash.. you name it!
Hank Jr, Glen Campbell, Willie Nelson, JOHNNY CASH, TG Shepherd, Waylon.....

[tk0727]

OH HELL - It's GOOD! It's just not HERE! :eek:

yeah.. I hear ya on that one!

btw.. go look what I did to you on nes thread

[tk0727]

Hank Jr, Glen Campbell, Willie Nelson, JOHNNY CASH, TG Shepherd, Waylon.....


Kitty Wells. Patsy Cline.. Hank Thompson.. Loretta Lynn..

[ProCop75]

ABSOLUTELY! Conway.. Merle.. Conley (both E.T. and John)..
Good ol' Chris LeDoux.. the original Hank! Cash.. you name it!I thought so do you prefer beer or hard liquor

[usafcop64528]

ABSOLUTELY! Conway.. Merle.. Conley (both E.T. and John)..
Good ol' Chris LeDoux.. the original Hank! Cash.. you name it!
Johnny Cash is the best ever...I also have some Merle and Conway

[TheQueen]

Kitty Wells. Patsy Cline.. Hank Thompson.. Loretta Lynn..
The list goes on and on of the GREAT ones!

and BTW:

YOU SUCK!! :eek:

[Java King]

Kitty Wells. Patsy Cline.. Hank Thompson.. Loretta Lynn..

Good afternoon all, I gotta add to this...
Junior Brown, I saw him several times. The man plays a mean 'git-steel'!

[TheQueen]

I thought so do you prefer beer or hard liquor
I'll answer for her:

HARD LIQUOR!!!!

[DaveinUtah]

Hank Jr, Glen Campbell, Willie Nelson, JOHNNY CASH, TG Shepherd, Waylon.....

I love Johnny Cash and Willie Nelson singing Ghost Riders In the Sky :)

[TheQueen]

Good afternoon all, I gotta add to this...
Junior Brown, I saw him several times. The man plays a mean 'git-steel'!
The BEST musican concert vs. entertainer concert I ever went to:

CHARLIE DANIELS!!!

[Java King]

The BEST musican concert vs. entertainer concert I ever went to:

CHARLIE DANIELS!!!

Yeah, that guy plays like nobody's business!

[usafcop64528]

I love Johnny Cash and Willie Nelson singing Ghost Riders In the Sky :)
Absolutely...but don't forget Johnny Cash/Willie Nelson/Kris Kristopherson, and was Merle in there too??, in the song The Highwayman

[ProCop75]

I'll answer for her:

HARD LIQUOR!!!!Well I meant Beer along on the horse ride and some sipping bourbon while viewing a sunset around some grilled steaks!!! :)

[TheQueen]

Yeah, that guy plays like nobody's business!
I was FASCINATED at the concert last August! The BEST by far!

[usafcop64528]

Well I meant Beer along on the horse ride and some sipping bourbon while viewing a sunset around some grilled steaks!!! :)
UHOH........ :mad: :(

[TheQueen]

UHOH........ :mad: :(
Got another one after her now!

Pro - in THAT setting, IT IS ALL GOOD! :D

[ProCop75]

UHOH........ :mad: :(Sorry did I tread on your territory pardon me Sir

[DaveinUtah]

Absolutely...but don't forget Johnny Cash/Willie Nelson/Kris Kristopherson, and was Merle in there too??, in the song The Highwayman

Waylon Jennings

[tk0727]

I thought so do you prefer beer or hard liquor


I will drink whatever is there!

Beer, and some shots more than likely

[tk0727]

Well I meant Beer along on the horse ride and some sipping bourbon while viewing a sunset around some grilled steaks!!! :)


Hell yeah! We have saddle bags for the long rides!

[tk0727]

The list goes on and on of the GREAT ones!

and BTW:

YOU SUCK!! :eek:



yes.. we already established that fact! :D

[ProCop75]

Hell yeah! We have saddle bags for the long rides!I did not relaize that usaf was your internet boyfriend,excuse my tresspass Mam

[usafcop64528]

Waylon Jennings
Oh, my bad... :( I'd have to say Sunday Morning Coming Down, and Long Black Veil are right up there among my favorites to...

[Java King]

I did not relaize that usaf was your internet boyfriend,excuse my tresspass Mam

Internet boyfriend (LOL) is that like virtual reality? :D

[tk0727]

I did not relaize that usaf was your internet boyfriend,excuse my tresspass Mam


My wha?... no sir.. I do not have a b/f.. internet or otherwise.. I am free to flirt with just about anyone!
You'll have to excuse us sometimes we all get a little bit posessive.. but all in good fun.. :D

[usafcop64528]

Sorry did I tread on your territory pardon me Sir
Well I suppose.... :D Its all good man

[DaveinUtah]

Dave :D <----------------- Just sitting back Laughing his *** off at all of this

[usafcop64528]

Sorry did I tread on your territory pardon me Sir
Never mind....I guess I have been officially dumped :mad: :mad: :( :( Recedes into corner, the one ecpd is not in,

[TheQueen]

Internet boyfriend (LOL) is that like virtual reality? :D
Yeah it is! Are you mine? LOL! :D

[DaveinUtah]

Yeah it is! Are you mine? LOL! :D

:eek: I guess the wrestling match meant nothing :(


;)

[Java King]

Yeah it is! Are you mine? LOL! :D

You're damn right! Anyone that tries to interfere WILL be shot with my playstation virtual reality gun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Java King]

:eek: I guess the wrestling match meant nothing :(


Oh, that reminds me, I got to buy some Olive Oil at the store when I get off work tomorrow. ;)
Thanks Dave!

[ProCop75]

I did'nt want to get caught staring over the wrong corral thats all (Mam or Sir) :cool:

[TheQueen]

You're damn right! Anyone that tries to interfere WILL be shot with my playstation virtual reality gun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WOOO HOOO I'm SPOKEN for! (Virtually......) ;)

I have a protector, I have a protector.... :D

No it meant something Dave, I promise! :p

[DaveinUtah]

Oh, that reminds me, I got to buy some Olive Oil at the store when I get off work tomorrow. ;)
Thanks Dave!

Make sure it is extra virgin ;)

[TheQueen]

Oh, that reminds me, I got to buy some Olive Oil at the store when I get off work tomorrow. ;)
Thanks Dave!
Just bring the TICKLE DUST and I am ALL yours! :eek:

[DaveinUtah]

I did'nt want to get caught staring over the wrong corral thats all (Mam or Sir) :cool:

STOP, your killing me :D

[TheQueen]

Make sure it is extra virgin ;)
Oh hell - I guess I'm not invited then! :eek:

[tk0727]

I did'nt want to get caught staring over the wrong corral thats all (Mam or Sir) :cool:


uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm pretty sure I'm a ma'am! LOL... :D

[Java King]

Make sure it is extra virgin ;)

I'm not into virgin, it's too much work being that you have to teach them how to...............oh wait a minute..........you mean the oil :confused:

[TXLady]

Who's playing with tickle dust in what corral? :D

[TheQueen]

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm pretty sure I'm a ma'am! LOL... :D
I'ma gonna kicka your *****!!!!! :eek:

[Java King]

Just bring the TICKLE DUST and I am ALL yours! :eek:

Got it, don't forget the chocolate game. :D

[tk0727]

Who's playing with ticket dust in what corral? :D

I don't know anything bout tickle dust, but I think it's the "TK" corral :D

[TheQueen]

I'm not into virgin, it's too much work being that you have to teach them how to...............oh wait a minute..........you mean the oil :confused:
WOOO HOOOO I'm back in! :D

TX - Java and I! ;)

[Halo745]

WOOO HOOO I'm SPOKEN for! (Virtually......) ;)

I have a protector, I have a protector.... :D

No it meant something Dave, I promise! :p


yea ur my o.com ho...lmmo

[DaveinUtah]

I'm not into virgin, it's too much work being that you have to teach them how to...............oh wait a minute..........you mean the oil :confused:

Yeah, but you get to see that expression on their face for the first.....Oh, wait, I meant oil too. ;)

[tk0727]

I'ma gonna kicka your *****!!!!! :eek:

WHAT'D I DO? :eek:

[Halo745]

ok all I am off to hit wal-mart to get crap for my duty bag....


Hit the road next month :D

[TheQueen]

Got it, don't forget the chocolate game. :D
YOU should see all of the chocolate the vending machine man gave me! It is in my desk drawer and waiting for you! ;)

[TXLady]

WOOO HOOOO I'm back in! :D

TX - Java and I! ;)

You've been spoken for? Awww, how cute. :p

[Java King]

I don't know anything bout tickle dust, but I think it's the "TK" corral :D

What the... :confused:
Have you been "corraled" your whole life. Man I have to teach these O.Com girls everything! :rolleyes:

[TheQueen]

yea ur my o.com ho...lmmo
HEY HEY HEY!!! :eek:

Dave - LMAO! Look on their face! :D

[tk0727]

What the... :confused:
Have you been "corraled" your whole life. Man I have to teach these O.Com girls everything! :rolleyes:


I've been very sheltered.. TEACH ME TEACH ME!

[Java King]

Yeah, but you get to see that expression on their face for the first.....Oh, wait, I meant oil too. ;)

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[TheQueen]

What the... :confused:
Have you been "corraled" your whole life. Man I have to teach these O.Com girls everything! :rolleyes:
Hey now! YOU teach HER NOTHING!! :eek:

However, if you show me your secret with Tickle Dust, I'll show you mine with Pop Rocks! :eek:

[Buttercup]

Hmm...tickle dust, chocolate, ***** kicking, olive oil......I see this is just another day here :D :D

Hello all :)

[Java King]

I've been very sheltered.. TEACH ME TEACH ME!

Ask Queen about the party she's going to give after I give her the info. You'll see things you've never thought exsisted..... :eek:

[DaveinUtah]

Hey now! YOU teach HER NOTHING!! :eek:

However, if you show me your secret with Tickle Dust, I'll show you mine with Pop Rocks! :eek:

OOOOOoooooo Poprocks. You just reminded me of ONE HELL of a night. :D

[usafcop64528]

Hmm...tickle dust, chocolate, ***** kicking, olive oil......I see this is just another day here :D :D

Hello all :)
Hi buttercup...You're my new girl, you just replace TK

[Java King]

Hmm...tickle dust, chocolate, ***** kicking, olive oil......I see this is just another day here :D :D

Hello all :)

You've come in at a great time Buttercup!! :D

[TheQueen]

I've been very sheltered.. TEACH ME TEACH ME!
LISTEN HERE DW!!! :mad:

BBB and SC - NOW you are trying to take MY JAVA? FIGHT IS ON! :mad:

Don't forget I know AZ VERY WELL!

[TXLady]

Yeah, but you get to see that expression on their face for the first.....Oh, wait, I meant oil too. ;)


ohhhh, I could tell such a funny story about this. But I can't. Sorry. ;)

[DaveinUtah]

Hey BC. Oh, it has been a FUN time in here :D

[Buttercup]

I see...and here I thought I'd have a boring lunch break :D

[Java King]

Hey now! YOU teach HER NOTHING!! :eek:

However, if you show me your secret with Tickle Dust, I'll show you mine with Pop Rocks! :eek:


Alright Ms. Queen, I'll wait for your approval before I act! :eek:

[TheQueen]

OOOOOoooooo Poprocks. You just reminded me of ONE HELL of a night. :D
Was that YOU? :eek: :D

[tk0727]

Hey now! YOU teach HER NOTHING!! :eek:

However, if you show me your secret with Tickle Dust, I'll show you mine with Pop Rocks! :eek:


I already know the poprocks secret! and the peppermint candy
:D Still never heard of tickledust.

[ProCop75]

You've been spoken for? Awww, how cute. :pAllow me to introduce myself to you (TxLady) my what a lovely avatar my name is ProCop from Memphis,Tn Southern greetings to you MAM :)

[TheQueen]

Alright Ms. Queen, I'll wait for your approval before I act! :eek:
WITH ME:


ACT!

[Buttercup]

Hi buttercup...You're my new girl, you just replace TK

Did TK dump you??? :eek: :eek: Because I don't want her trying to kick my ***** !!! :eek: :eek: :D

[DaveinUtah]

ohhhh, I could tell such a funny story about this. But I can't. Sorry. ;)

I hate when people do this.... Oh, this one time.... seriously... I have a great story, but I can't tell. :(

Now you have to tell. You can't say that and not tell. :D

[tk0727]

LISTEN HERE DW!!! :mad:

BBB and SC - NOW you are trying to take MY JAVA? FIGHT IS ON! :mad:

Don't forget I know AZ VERY WELL!

LMAO! :D :D And you're forgetting who'll have the handcuff keys in FL? :eek: :p

[TXLady]

Allow me to introduce myself to you (TxLady) my what a lovely avatar my name is ProCop from Memphis,Tn Southern greetings to you MAM :)

Thank you. But I believe we've met once before. I think it was your first day on the thread. :)

[Java King]

Was that YOU? :eek: :D

Java loads his virtual playstation gun. He aims at Dave :D

[DaveinUtah]

Was that YOU? :eek: :D


Illinios? early 90s?

[Buttercup]

Allow me to introduce myself to you (TxLady) my what a lovely avatar my name is ProCop from Memphis,Tn Southern greetings to you MAM :)


Hello ProCop...I don't believe we've met. I am the lovely and multitalented Buttercup :D

[tk0727]

Hi buttercup...You're my new girl, you just replace TK


what? you can't replace me! .. I'll SHARE with her! how's that? :D

[TXLady]

I hate when people do this.... Oh, this one time.... seriously... I have a great story, but I can't tell. :(

Now you have to tell. You can't say that and not tell. :D

I REALLY want to, but I'd get banned. :eek:

[Buttercup]

Hey BC. Oh, it has been a FUN time in here :D


You seem to attract this type of behavior, Dave :D

[Java King]

Did TK dump you??? :eek: :eek: Because I don't want her trying to kick my ***** !!! :eek: :eek: :D

Better look out, once Lucky Seven gets on some heads are gonna roll if you mess with his little buttercup!!!!!!!

[DaveinUtah]

Java loads his virtual playstation gun. He aims at Dave :D


I meant...... China? early 50s? :D

[TheQueen]

LMAO! :D :D And you're forgetting who'll have the handcuff keys in FL? :eek: :p
HE does! :D 2 hidden REMEMBER! :D

Dave - WHEW! Nope not YOU! ;)

Java honey - I'm waiting in your bunk! ;)

[DaveinUtah]

I REALLY want to, but I'd get banned. :eek:

Okay, you can use the ban excuse....this time ;)

[tk0727]

I meant...... China? early 50s? :D

Kansas... Early June? :D

[TheQueen]

I meant...... China? early 50s? :D
CRAP - THAT was ME! :eek: :D

[DaveinUtah]

You seem to attract this type of behavior, Dave :D

More like project it. ;)

[TheQueen]

Kansas... Early June? :D
NOPE! Florida - MID June! :eek: :D

[tk0727]

HE does! :D 2 hidden REMEMBER! :D

Dave - WHEW! Nope not YOU! ;)

Java honey - I'm waiting in your bunk! ;)

I'll be int he other bunk! :D dammit that's twice with you D/W! :D

[ProCop75]

Thank you. But I believe we've met once before. I think it was your first day on the thread. :)Well of course you are right,time does fly did not want to leave you out is all :) :p

[Java King]

Java honey - I'm waiting in your bunk! ;)

Whoo Hoooo!!! Illinois 2005!!!!! :D

[TheQueen]

I'll be int he other bunk! :D dammit that's twice with you D/W! :D
I can't help it if you like to watch me to learn new stuff! :eek: :D

[usafcop64528]

Did TK dump you??? :eek: :eek: Because I don't want her trying to kick my ***** !!! :eek: :eek: :D
She doesn't like me any more...

[Java King]

I'll be int he other bunk! :D dammit that's twice with you D/W! :D

They're single's, I can put two together....wait......there's four.....wow! What a big bed that would make! :o

[TheQueen]

Whoo Hoooo!!! Illinois 2005!!!!! :D
OOOHHH BABY! ;)

[TheQueen]

They're single's, I can put two together....wait......there's four.....wow! What a big bed that would make! :o
HEY HEY HEY!!!! WE only need ONE! :eek:

[TXLady]

Well of course you are right,time does fly did not want to leave you out is all :) :p

Can't beat a southern man. ;)

[Buttercup]

Better look out, once Lucky Seven gets on some heads are gonna roll if you mess with his little buttercup!!!!!!!


Where IS my king?? :confused: :D

[ProCop75]

Can't beat a southern man. ;)Not even with a stick :eek:

[Java King]

HEY HEY HEY!!!! WE only need ONE! :eek:

I thought you reserved the top of the engine or was it the ladder? Oh well take your pick ;)

[usafcop64528]

what? you can't replace me! .. I'll SHARE with her! how's that? :D
Of course I can't replace you...we aren't going out, remember?? You said that

[TXLady]

Where IS my king?? :confused: :D


Ooops! He was with his Lil' Lady. :eek:

[TheQueen]

I thought you reserved the top of the engine or was it the ladder? Oh well take your pick ;)
With YOU - I reserve EVERYWHERE! :D

[Java King]

Where IS my king?? :confused: :D

Probably putting ground Folgers in a french press coffee maker :rolleyes:

[Buttercup]

what? you can't replace me! .. I'll SHARE with her! how's that? :D

I think thats's fair :D

[Java King]

With YOU - I reserve EVERYWHERE! :D

I always wanted to join the mile high club! :D

[TXLady]

Of course I can't replace you...we aren't going out, remember?? You said that

What, you don't even say hi to your mommy anymore?! Mommy runs to the corner you just vacated and cries. :(

[Buttercup]

Probably putting ground Folgers in a french press coffee maker :rolleyes:


LMAO!!! No, my king would never do that!! :D :eek:

[TheQueen]

Probably putting ground Folgers in a french press coffee maker :rolleyes:
JAVA! QUIT using such NASTY language! :D

[TheQueen]

I always wanted to join the mile high club! :D
ME TOO!!!

[Buttercup]

I always wanted to join the mile high club! :D


I knew I hadn't seen you at the meetings......... :cool:

[Java King]

JAVA! QUIT using such NASTY language! :D

Will I get banned from Coffee.com?

[TheQueen]

Will I get banned from Coffee.com?
It IS possible! Those are NASTY profanities! :D

[ProCop75]

Well ladies and Gentlemen,its been fun chatting with all of you but goverment work is calling and remember be careful on your drive home o.com won't be the same without any of you Peace! :)

[TXLady]

JAVA! QUIT using such NASTY language! :D

THAT COMING FROM YOU!!!! I think I may faint. :eek: :D

[Buttercup]

Ooops! He was with his Lil' Lady. :eek:

Well, since it was YOU, I guess it's okay........ :D

[TheQueen]

Well ladies and Gentlemen,its been fun chatting with all of you but goverment work is calling and remember be careful on your drive home o.com won't be the same without any of you Peace! :)
THANK YOU! For all of your awesome words today! BE SAFE PROCOP!

[Java King]

Bye Procop! Make that beautiful state of TN proud!

[TXLady]

Well ladies and Gentlemen,its been fun chatting with all of you but goverment work is calling and remember be careful on your drive home o.com won't be the same without any of you Peace! :)

By Procop. Be Careful. :)

[TheQueen]

THAT COMING FROM YOU!!!! I think I may faint. :eek: :D
He was talking about F*LGERS :eek: ! I can't believe I typed that....Ugh I have to wash my hands now!

[usafcop64528]

I think thats's fair :D
WHAT??? Do you think I'm a Man WHore??? WTH??

[DaveinUtah]

See you ProCop. Be safe.

[Java King]

He was talking about F*LGERS :eek: ! I can't believe I typed that....Ugh I have to wash my hands now!

HURRY WASH THOSE HANDS NOW!

[DaveinUtah]

WHAT??? Do you think I'm a Man WHore??? WTH??

And, what exactly is wrong with being a Man Whore? ;)

[TXLady]

Well, since it was YOU, I guess it's okay........ :D

You know how those kings are. :p ;)

[TheQueen]

HURRY WASH THOSE HANDS NOW!
That is not working, I think I need a shower! Can you help me? ;)

[Buttercup]

WHAT??? Do you think I'm a Man WHore??? WTH??

Now how could I ever think that you're a man-whore? :D It's purely self-preservation.....if tk and I share you it's better than neither of us having you, right? :D

Plus, I don't want to get my ***** kicked :D :D

[Styx]

I always wanted to join the mile high club! :D

No chance for me joining that club....have you actually seen what goes in those rooms and what comes out.........Who knows what is lurking ......EWWWWWWWWW

[DaveinUtah]

That is not working, I think I need a shower! Can you help me? ;)

The "friskyness" is coming out again. :D I like it.

[TXLady]

And, what exactly is wrong with being a Man Whore? ;)


Is that what you are? :eek: :D

[Buttercup]

You know how those kings are. :p ;)


Yes, I know....you can't trust them for a minute..... :D

[DaveinUtah]

Is that what you are? :eek: :D

Only on this forum ;)

[Buttercup]

No chance for me joining that club....have you actually seen what goes in those rooms and what comes out.........Who knows what is lurking ......EWWWWWWWWW


Who said anything about a bathroom? ;) :cool: :D

[Java King]

That is not working, I think I need a shower! Can you help me? ;)

Yes my Queen, It's an outdoor shower, in a private garden, under the warm spring sun........***music playing**** :D

[Buttercup]

Only on this forum ;)


You could put that under your avatar..oh, wait, never mind. :D You could put that under your name "Ocom Man Whore." What do you think? :D :D

[TheQueen]

Yes my Queen, It's an outdoor shower, in a private garden, under the warm spring sun........***music playing**** :D
WOW! That is AWESOME! But I wouldn't mind if you threw me down into the mud either! :eek:

Dave - I have that in a BAD way today! :D

[Styx]

Who said anything about a bathroom? ;) :cool: :D
I thought that is where Mile High Events took place...does an elevator count?

[Java King]

No chance for me joining that club....have you actually seen what goes in those rooms and what comes out.........Who knows what is lurking ......EWWWWWWWWW

I know, you have barely enough room to keep your knees from hitting the damn door :mad:
The worst one I've been in was on a greyhound bus...YUCK!
(now before the smarta**es say anything I meant to use not sexual stuff!) :rolleyes:

[Buttercup]

I thought that is where Mile High Events took place...does an elevator count?


No, you're right - mile high events take place on a plane :D

[DaveinUtah]

You could put that under your avatar..oh, wait, never mind. :D You could put that under your name "Ocom Man Whore." What do you think? :D :D

I think I like it. :D

[Java King]

WOW! That is AWESOME! But I wouldn't mind if you threw me down into the mud either! :eek:


So are you telling me not to buy the olive oil tomorrow?? :confused:

[DaveinUtah]

I thought that is where Mile High Events took place...does an elevator count?

Only in Denver ;)

[Buttercup]

I think I like it. :D


Hey, we have an official Ocom Man Whore!! Whoo-hoo!! :D :D

[TheQueen]

So are you telling me not to buy the olive oil tomorrow?? :confused:
BUY THE OIL!

I just meant that I don't mind being a little rough or dirty either! :eek:

[TheQueen]

Only in Denver ;)
How did you know?? :eek: THAT was YOU! :eek:

[Java King]

BUY THE OIL!

I just meant that I don't mind being a little rough or dirty either! :eek:

Great we'll do the oil outside in the sun, then when it rains, we'll switch over to the mud...... YIPPIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[DaveinUtah]

How did you know?? :eek: THAT was YOU! :eek:

I guess we both get around ;)

[TheQueen]

Great we'll do the oil outside in the sun, then when it rains, we'll switch over to the mud...... YIPPIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
WOOOO HOOOO!!!!! Then we can whip out your fire hose to clean us off! :D

[Java King]

WOOOO HOOOO!!!!! Then we can whip out your fire hose to clean us off! :D

Then run over to the fire truck, jump up on the hose bed and....and.....and............(refusing to be banned! :eek: )

[usafcop64528]

Now how could I ever think that you're a man-whore? :D It's purely self-preservation.....if tk and I share you it's better than neither of us having you, right? :D

Plus, I don't want to get my ***** kicked :D :D
I don't share....

[Buttercup]

I don't share....


Uh-oh :eek: TK, we have a problem....he doesn't want to be shared..how shall we resolve it? :eek: :D

[TXLady]

I don't share....

That's just what mommy taught him. Good boy! ;)

[Java King]

I don't share....

How ya gonna get any experience? :eek:

[TheQueen]

Then run over to the fire truck, jump up on the hose bed and....and.....and............(refusing to be banned! :eek: )
he leaves her hanging out to dry.............. :D

[Java King]

he leaves her hanging out to dry.............. :D

While he's 'hanging' right next to her...... :eek:

[usafcop64528]

How ya gonna get any experience? :eek:
Good question....hmmm

[TXLady]

he leaves her hanging out to dry.............. :D

Don't worry. You won't dry out. You're covered in olive oil remember? :D

[DaveinUtah]

I guess everyone is sleeping now, after all "the fun"

[TheQueen]

Don't worry. You won't dry out. You're covered in olive oil remember? :D

Good point! :D

JAVA - what should we do, since we are just "hanging" around? ;)

[TXLady]

I guess everyone is sleeping now, after all "the fun"

Either that or they are in PM land. :D

[TheQueen]

I guess everyone is sleeping now, after all "the fun"
HAELLLLL NOOOO!!!

I need more FUN!!! :eek:

[DaveinUtah]

Either that or they are in PM land. :D

Is that where it really gets exciting? :D

[Java King]

Good point! :D

JAVA - what should we do, since we are just "hanging" around? ;)

I think we should blow this pop stand! :eek:

[TheQueen]

Is that where it really gets exciting? :D
USED TO! :(

[DaveinUtah]

HAELLLLL NOOOO!!!

I need more FUN!!! :eek:

Well, I know it is a short time, but I have 45 minutes before I leave ;)

[TheQueen]

I think we should blow this pop stand! :eek:
OKAY! :eek:

[TheQueen]

Well, I know it is a short time, but I have 45 minutes before I leave ;)
IF you are good, a LOT can be accomplished in that amount of time! :D

[Java King]

WOOO HOOOO! We've fired the fun machine back up! :cool:

[Java King]

IF you are good, a LOT can be accomplished in that amount of time! :D

You can get things done in a quickie ! :rolleyes:

[TheQueen]

WOOO HOOOO! We've fired the fun machine back up! :cool:
Oh honey, MY machine was NEVER down! :D

[DaveinUtah]

IF you are good, a LOT can be accomplished in that amount of time! :D


And a lot of "times" can be accomplished in that. ;)

[TheQueen]

You can get things done in a quickie ! :rolleyes:
When you are good, you're good and I am GOOD! :eek:

[TXLady]

USED TO! :(

Here's a tissue, honey. Remember, you've got JAVA now. ;)

[TheQueen]

Here's a tissue, honey. Remember, you've got JAVA now. ;)
I know - he is such a blessing to me! ;)

[DaveinUtah]

You can get things done in a quickie ! :rolleyes:


Or if you know what you are doing, it could be the best 45 minutes ever :D

[usafcop64528]

I'm otta hear everyone. I'll see ya later.

[Buttercup]

*Jumping up and down, waving* Hello! Hey! Can't I at least get a little something over here?? :D :D

[TheQueen]

I'm otta hear everyone. I'll see ya later.
Bye pup! :D

[Java King]

When you are good, you're good and I am GOOD! :eek:

I was driving the other day in the back seat of my car. We were going sooooo fast when all off a sudden the engine blew up. I had fluid everywhere! :eek:

[DaveinUtah]

*Jumping up and down, waving* Hello! Hey! Can't I at least get a little something over here?? :D :D

BC, I'll "come" over there.

[Buttercup]

I'm otta hear everyone. I'll see ya later.


Bye usaf!! :)

[DaveinUtah]

I'm otta hear everyone. I'll see ya later.

See you later.

[Java King]

*Jumping up and down, waving* Hello! Hey! Can't I at least get a little something over here?? :D :D

Get creative Buttercup, we'll feed off of you! :D

[Buttercup]

BC, I'll "come" over there.


Oh yeah - get over here, man whore !! :D :D

[TheQueen]

I was driving the other day in the back seat of my car. We were going sooooo fast when all off a sudden the engine blew up. I had fluid everywhere! :eek:
OH that sounds like it was FUN!

Oops I mean sorry to hear that! :D

[TheQueen]

Get creative Buttercup, we'll feed off of you! :D
You know, I REALLY think I need SOMEONE to NIBBLE on MY neck RIGHT now! :D

[Java King]

Gotta go I got a call Bye!!!!!!!!!!

[Buttercup]

Get creative Buttercup, we'll feed off of you! :D


I think that someone needs to give me a massage..I'm very tense..... ;) :D

[TheQueen]

Gotta go I got a call Bye!!!!!!!!!!
BE SAFE!!!!

[DaveinUtah]

You know, I REALLY think I need SOMEONE to NIBBLE on MY neck RIGHT now! :D

I prefer starting with the ear, then working my way down to the neck, then further down.......

Whew, is it getting hot in here, or is it me?

[DaveinUtah]

Gotta go I got a call Bye!!!!!!!!!!

Be safe out there!

[Buttercup]

Gotta go I got a call Bye!!!!!!!!!!

Be careful!

[DaveinUtah]

I think that someone needs to give me a massage..I'm very tense..... ;) :D

Neck? Back? or full body?