Chat, chat, chat, chat, chat....

[e-man]

I still have a headache. :mad: :(
Eman to the rescue, Let me rub the pain away. Lie down here and let me rub your... temples and the right spot :p

[e-man]

Lets go peeps, almost 1000 pages on this thread and we owe it all to the Quopper, wonder where she has been lately :confused:

[DaveinUtah]

Lets go peeps, almost 1000 pages on this thread and we owe it all to the Quopper, wonder where she has been lately :confused:

She got banned :(

[Halo745]

Lets go peeps, almost 1000 pages on this thread and we owe it all to the Quopper, wonder where she has been lately :confused:


well lets get it bumped there.....

Also Quopper can be found here until she gets back from her ban (http://bannedodotcomer.proboards30.com/index.cgi)

[DaveinUtah]

well lets get it bumped there.....

Also Quopper can be found here until she gets back from her ban (http://bannedodotcomer.proboards30.com/index.cgi)

"Banned O.com"??????

ROFL :D

[e-man]

Sssshhhhhhh dont tell anyone ;) Banned O sounds like a lady walking down the aisle for her wedding, No More OOOOOOOOs :eek:

[Halo745]

well what can I say.....I have Banned Os in my life right now cause I am single...lmmo

[DaveinUtah]

Come on people, we aren't going to reach 1000 pages like this. ;)

[e-man]

Minimum of ten :D

[DaveinUtah]

Minimum of ten :D

Minimum of ten???????? :confused:

[ProCop75]

Good evening to all,what is the topic about tonight! :)

[DaveinUtah]

Good evening to all,what is the topic about tonight! :)

It has been a slow few hours on here. Why don't you pick the topic. :)

[DaveinUtah]

hitting 1000 pages?????? :)

[DaveinUtah]

We're almost there :D

[personallyjulia]

ummmm, I thought that "getting there" was at least half the fun?! :D

[DaveinUtah]

ummmm, I thought that "getting there" was at least half the fun?! :D

I like your thinking ;)

[ProCop75]

ummmm, I thought that "getting there" was at least half the fun?! :DSay hello to Oral Roberts for me :p

[ProCop75]

I gave blood today then 20 min later played basketball for an hour :DMy hats off to you you Da Man :D

[DaveinUtah]

I gave blood today then 20 min later played basketball for an hour :D

I hate giving blood. Damn that is a huge needle. :D

[DaveinUtah]

Helps prevent heat disease iof you do it once a month...

ONCE A MONTH? Hmmmm. I will stick with eating garlic :D

[ProCop75]

The weather sunny and cool for this time of year the Bar-B-Que amora as well as other crusine filling the late evening air Tom Lee Park filled to the brim with people makes my mouth water,the Mississippi River flowing by,Makes me smile nearly summertime in the South! :)

[DaveinUtah]

I may have to turn on the grill when I get home tonight :)

[DaveinUtah]

WOO HOO PAGE 1000.

This ones for you Quopper ;)

[ProCop75]

I may have to turn on the grill when I get home tonight :)This being Memorial Day Weekend coming up the whole city will be out in force grilling,backyards,front porches, City parks,Lakes,I can smell the aroma drapped over the city like a morning Fog,steaks,chop,Ribs,Burgers,Fish, and everything in between which reminds me Ive got to head to the grocery store to pick out my pork ribs,slow roasted over a charcoal grill about 10 hrs ought to do it with that dry rub & fresh strawberry pie :)

[ProCop75]

This has to be the most successful thread on O.com Congradulations to Quopper you have made yourself proud Fireworks are going off in the background and champayne corks popping and the glasses are flowing!!!!! :)

[personallyjulia]

Say hello to Oral Roberts for me :p

Cute, I will be sure and do just that... I always do my very best... :p

[personallyjulia]

WOO HOO PAGE 1000.

This ones for you Quopper ;)

Anything can be done... when we do it together ;) :rolleyes: Enjoy your evening guys and gals. PJ

[sgt162]

just wanted to be on page 1000.

[VeritasAequitas]

me 2... :D

[Tattoo'd Angel]

sure, why not?

[Tattoo'd Angel]

oooh, hey.. South Park's on...


Signed by one of the few people who never killed Kenny. :D

[GPOC]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 1000.....me 3 on here

[BaseballBabe]

Congrats to the Queen for passing the poly and becoming a Police Officer.

[GPOC]

From here I take my state cert test, then to the BAHAMAS! :D What a GREAT way to relax before I hit the streets!

SGT - I am DEFINITELY READY!! I feel like I have been waiting forever for this! :D


Congrats babydoll.....ummmmm,you won't be relaxing and you best be ready for ummmm,well you'll see :p :D :) ;)


see ya in the Bahamas soon :cool:

[TheQueen]

This has to be the most successful thread on O.com Congradulations to Quopper you have made yourself proud Fireworks are going off in the background and champayne corks popping and the glasses are flowing!!!!! :)
Silently, Quopper is crying with joy somewhere!

LOUDLY - THE QUEEN IS LOOKING FOR SOME PEOPLE TO PARTY WITH!! I CAN'T HAVE THIS DAMN GOOD OF A MOOD BT MYSELF! :D

[TheQueen]

Congrats babydoll.....ummmmm,you won't be relaxing and you best be ready for ummmm,well you'll see :p :D :) ;)


see ya in the Bahamas soon :cool:
Ohhhh baby, baby - where did you go???

[tk0727]

Ohhhh baby, baby - where did you go???

Well I'm right here! did ya miss me? :D

[BowzerTee]

if only i hit 1000 posts on the 1000th page, oh well...at least im on it

[Lucky Seven]

Congrats to Quopper for the most succesful thread! :p :) :D

[Lucky Seven]

Congrats to the Queen for passing the poly and becoming a Police Officer.


Hey congratulations Queen!

[TheQueen]

Hey congratulations Queen!
THANK YOU!

I THINK I AM DRUNK RIGHT NOW! :D

(only took 4 tries to tupe this... :eek: )

[Halo745]

I gave blood today then 20 min later played basketball for an hour :D

Basketball on playstation? :D

[Halo745]

and yes I am back...

Queen you call when I am not near my phone...lol

[squad51]

YES I GOT POST 25,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh you get the point

[squad51]

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: hey wait teh queen got hired???? FLEEEEEEEEE from the state of CO they are giving her a gun!!!!!!!!



OK OK OK just kidding HUGE CONGRATS TO THE QUEEN

[squad51]

Helllllooooooooooooo

[squad51]

Well i guess I could hijack another page.....

[TheQueen]

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: hey wait teh queen got hired???? FLEEEEEEEEE from the state of CO they are giving her a gun!!!!!!!!



OK OK OK just kidding HUGE CONGRATS TO THE QUEEN
THANKS HONEY!!!

I am happy AND drunk! :eek: :D

[Halo745]

:D Queen I am not wearing socks

[squad51]

For the love don't make me do it....

[squad51]

ohh..ok there you guys are...........

[Tattoo'd Angel]

*pops in, looks around*

[usafcop64528]

Hi everyone

[thelonesomedove]

Good evening to everyone...Im very bored...anyone wanna talk feel free to PM me. Lonely lady on the prowl! LOL

[squad51]

eeep lonely lady and usafcop inthe same baord...could be TROUBLE>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[Tattoo'd Angel]

I must be a masochist, I'm on a cop forum and watching The First 48 on A&E.

Bad, bad Angel!! :p

[squad51]

the first 48?!?

[Tattoo'd Angel]

kinda like CSI meets COPS, camera crews follow forensic investigators around.

[Lucky Seven]

THANK YOU!

I THINK I AM DRUNK RIGHT NOW! :D

(only took 4 tries to tupe this... :eek: )


Thaaaatssss ok. i had a bad week so tonight Jack and I have been having a discussion about the pros and cons of drinking shots. :eek: :p :rolleyes:

[Tattoo'd Angel]

OOOohh, Duckman's on! Now if I only had a beer...

[squad51]

gawd I haven't been drunk in about two years........

[Lucky Seven]

OOOohh, Duckman's on! Now if I only had a beer...


Duckman ??????????? :confused: :confused: :o :(


I can help you with the beer...but don't think I can do anything for duckman. :confused: :p

[Lucky Seven]

gawd I haven't been drunk in about two years........


Howdy there Squad.

I would say you are due. :eek:

[Lucky Seven]

Guess everybody abandoned ship.

Good night all.

:)

[squad51]

Yeah I am proabbly due but I am a new parent and when we have been out its like I have to get up in a few hours and take care of the kid...so no tahnks soda for me

[usafcop64528]

eeep lonely lady and usafcop inthe same baord...could be TROUBLE>>>>>>>>>>>>>
I'll keep it off the forum then.... :D :D Damn another 12 hour shift in pouring rain, going into off cycle, had five hours of sleep last night, been up since five, or about 23 hours now and can't sleep....Whats up with that? We did just switch from night shift....I think it is screwing with me

[squad51]

well the dove left............................... :rolleyes:

[usafcop64528]

well the dove left............................... :rolleyes:
Oh well, win some lose some....thats what I get for being elsewhere...

[Tattoo'd Angel]

yeah, well...


The Duck's Still Here!

[usafcop64528]

yeah, well...


The Duck's Still Here!
Wassup ducky??

[Tattoo'd Angel]

watching cartoons now and BSing with a friend, you?

[usafcop64528]

watching cartoons now and BSing with a friend, you?
Just this....actually gonna call it a night now...Been up way to long, got stuff to do in the am, So I'm gonna try and get some sleep. Have fun, see ya round.

[squad51]

hey..... quit bsing...LOL



its official I WANT to win the lottery 215 mill.....

[Puget Sound]

Annnyyyyooonnneee thhheeerrreee???

[Tattoo'd Angel]

hey..... quit bsing...LOL



its official I WANT to win the lottery 215 mill.....
If I quit BSing you'll get bored..

and you only just NOW want to win the lottery?? Hell, I want to win even just 500k, after taxes I'll still be able to pay off everything I owe & move to a nicer, paid for house...

[squad51]

cause 121.5 million cash option is kinda nice :D

[squad51]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm no one here.............................................. ......................................

[DaveinUtah]

Good morning everyone(Which probably only includes me) :D

[ProCop75]

Good Morning To All and to you especially Dave,I shared that old Poodle story with my Father In law last night it was his 75th birthday he laughed so hard the tears flowed it was a huge hit,you get a crown for that story,I had to run off extra copies to pass around :)

[DaveinUtah]

Good Morning To All and to you especially Dave,I shared that old Poodle story with my Father In law last night it was his 75th birthday he laughed so hard the tears flowed it was a huge hit,you get a crown for that story,I had to run off extra copies to pass around :)

I am happy to be a part of making your Father-in-law laugh ;) It is a great story, isn't it? :D

[ProCop75]

I am happy to be a part of making your Father-in-law laugh ;) It is a great story, isn't it? :DYou bet we need more of them keep em coming :D

[DaveinUtah]

You bet we need more of them keep em coming :D


You asked for it :D Here is one of my favorites. Some of these are so true:

25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP

1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM!
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM now severely upsets, rather than settles, your stomach.
19. If you're a gal, you go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt.

[ProCop75]

Its hard to comment on that one,especially #26 :D

[DaveinUtah]

Good morning Steph!

[Buttercup]

Good morning, all!

[DaveinUtah]

Good morning, all!

My little Buttercup ;) Mornin'

[Buttercup]

My little Buttercup ;) Mornin'



Awwww...... :D :p

[Buttercup]

Hey Butterbutt...WHat's going on today?


hehehe...you said BUTT

[Buttercup]

My little buttercup..Has the sweetest smile!!!

Sweet little buttercup, won't you stay awhile!

(remember that from "The Three Amigos!!!")


LAMO......I don't rmember the song, but I do remember the movie :D

[tk0727]

hey..... quit bsing...LOL



its official I WANT to win the lottery 215 mill.....

so you can buy my F-350 right?

Mornin everyone :D

[Buttercup]

I haven't looked - is Dave the only man here again? :) :p

[TheQueen]

25 SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

Still an option - just change your position! :eek:

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

Oh hell! Why didn't anyone tell me this sooner!

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."

WHY WASN'T I WARNED OF THIS BEFORE LAST NIGHT! :D

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

OH CRAP! Should I be WORKING here?? :confused:

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!!! From a VERY hungover BUT happy QUEEN! :D

[DaveinUtah]

LAMO......I don't rmember the song, but I do remember the movie :D

Me either. Also saw the movie, like 20 years ago ;)

[TheQueen]

so you can buy my F-350 right?

Mornin everyone :D
Oh Honey!! I have missed you!! :( When did I get so attached? :rolleyes:

[Buttercup]

so you can buy my F-350 right?

Mornin everyone :D


Good morning TK! :D

[DaveinUtah]

Mornin' TK, Queen! Congrats again. I couldn't get congratulated enough when I got on ;)

[TheQueen]

Mornin' TK, Queen! Congrats again. I couldn't get congratulated enough when I got on ;)
I know! I want to hear it forever!! :D

My smile is STILL ear to ear, even with a HANGOVER from HELL! :D

[Java King]

Hello, Good Morning, Good come of the afternoon, etc etc etc.
What's up there everyone??

[tk0727]

Oh Honey!! I have missed you!! :( When did I get so attached? :rolleyes:

Bout the same time I did. :D Sorry I missed your call.. I was at the desk. I'll call ya later when I go to the parking garage.
Not too much longer and you'll be ready to get RID OF ME! LOL!
I'm getting more excited every day!.....(maybe not so much the bahama's anymore :D ) ...

[tk0727]

Mornin' TK, Queen! Congrats again. I couldn't get congratulated enough when I got on ;)


Mornin Dave... pictures please........ :D

Mornin Buttercup

mornin Steph

Mornin Mr. King.. ..
don't know who else is here :D :eek:

[ProCop75]

Good morning to all the ladies of O.com :)

[tk0727]

HEY TK>.........What's shakin?


ASU's Mach1 LOL :D :D :D *well it will be anyway*

[TheQueen]

What was your drink of choice??
I, HEREBY, DO SOLOMNLY SWEAR TO NEVER DRINK STRAIGHT JOSE CUERVO AGAIN! :eek: :eek: :eek:

TeeK - not a prob I was early to tanning so I was gonna see how you were!

My Sweet King - I NEED COFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[Buttercup]

Hello, Good Morning, Good come of the afternoon, etc etc etc.
What's up there everyone??


Hi Java, almost didn't recognize you with your new avatar.. :D

[TheQueen]

Good morning to all the ladies of O.com :)
HOWDY! I haven't had much of a chance to chat with you, but you sound like a great guy!

Tell me a little about yourself! ;) (this is my way of carding you without asking to SEE your ID! :eek: )

[tk0727]

I, HEREBY, DO SOLOMNLY SWEAR TO NEVER DRINK STRAIGHT JOSE CUERVO AGAIN! :eek: :eek: :eek:

TeeK - not a prob I was early to tanning so I was gonna see how you were!

My Sweet King - I NEED COFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!


YEAH right! I did that before.. many times. Every time I drink it the next day I swear it off! LOL... :D

[Java King]

My Sweet King - I NEED COFFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

I need to re-make some! Some dope here made a pot, I drank a cup, & got a mouthful of grounds. :mad:
As usual, no one is owning up to it :confused:

[tk0727]

Dude, Jose IS NOT a lover..He will bitch slap you harder than you can imagine..
Leave JOSE ALONE!!! :D

Jose' BAD!

[TheQueen]

Dude, Jose IS NOT a lover..He will bitch slap you harder than you can imagine..
Leave JOSE ALONE!!! :D
But he is SOOO obnoxioulsy SEXY the night I am drinking him! :D I wonder WHY he has to turn on me like that! :eek:

I had to help move some of our office stuff yesterday to a co-workers house, she has a garage FULL of booze, and just let me pick out a few for helping! JAVA - I grabbed ANOTHER bottle of the Starbuck Coffee Liquor to share with YOU! :D

[Java King]

Hi Java, almost didn't recognize you with your new avatar.. :D

Hey there B/C!! I did a change up with the avatar to throw people off a bit! :p

[ProCop75]

HOWDY! I haven't had much of a chance to chat with you, but you sound like a great guy!

Tell me a little about yourself! ;) (this is my way of carding you without asking to SEE your ID! :eek: )Well Ive been away at time currently working on a case senseitive assignment with the Federal Goverment retired, wife two young adults in college, when in college worked briefly in LE now enjoying the good life,again Congrats on becoming a leo its a real jungle out there please take care of yourself and your partner who ever that maybe :)

[Java King]

JAVA - I grabbed ANOTHER bottle of the Starbuck Coffee Liquor to share with YOU! :D

All right, lets break it open! I had some pina coladas last night at the mexican joint, man were they strong!

[TheQueen]

Well Ive been away at time currently working on a case senseitive assignment with the Federal Goverment retired, wife two young adults in college, when in college worked briefly in LE now enjoying the good life,again Congrats on becoming a leo its a real jungle out there please take care of yourself and your partner who ever that maybe :)
Sounds like you have a great life! THANK YOU for your well wishes, they are VERY MUCH appreciated. It is a dream come true! I won't have a car partner, but I promise you I will take care of EVERY officer that I work with and come across.

[ProCop75]

Gotta head out..Later children ;)Iam puzzled under your avatar what does Master chief stand for enlighten me please mam :)

[ProCop75]

Sounds like you have a great life! THANK YOU for your well wishes, they are VERY MUCH appreciated. It is a dream come true! I won't have a car partner, but I promise you I will take care of EVERY officer that I work with and come across.You are very welcome,altough you live out west,if Iam ever in that area we will have to have a drink of your choice my treat. :)

[TheQueen]

Oh yeah, beat this buzz..

I took Crown Royal shots out of a Lysol cap!!
How about an ENTIRE bottle of Captain STRAIGHT out of the bottle in under an hour! The BIG bottle, not the little ones! :eek:

[TheQueen]

You are very welcome,altough you live out west,if Iam ever in that area we will have to have a drink of your choice my treat. :)
I have family in Pigeon Forge, TN - I may be there before you are here! :D

JAVA - honey, how about you drink those Pina Colada's off of me? :D

[Java King]

How about an ENTIRE bottle of Captain STRAIGHT out of the bottle in under an hour! The BIG bottle, not the little ones! :eek:


Why go for the 'little ones' when you can have the 'big ones'??? :eek:

[Buttercup]

How about an ENTIRE bottle of Captain STRAIGHT out of the bottle in under an hour! The BIG bottle, not the little ones! :eek:


You didn't?! :eek: Did you really? :eek: :eek:

[TheQueen]

Why go for the 'little ones' when you can have the 'big ones'??? :eek:
OH BABY!!!!

Buttercup - I did that probably 6 times! :eek: I was in a racing team and we would PARTY after the races! :D

[Buttercup]

OH BABY!!!!

Buttercup - I did that probably 6 times! :eek: I was in a racing team and we would PARTY after the races! :D


I bow before you, O Queen...... :D :D

[Java King]

OH BABY!!!!

Buttercup - I did that probably 6 times! :eek: I was in a racing team and we would PARTY after the races! :D


Nothing like living the fast life right?
Pouring pina coladas on one another & tasting like lime & coconut :eek:

[BowzerTee]

goodmorning all yall

[TheQueen]

Nothing like living the fast life right?
Pouring pina coladas on one another & tasting like lime & coconut :eek:
Life in the fast lane, surely makes you lose your mind, life in the fast lane.....(TRULY one of my ALL time FAVORITE songs!)

Oh honey, I ALWAYS taste like Lime & Coconut - that is the kind of lotion I wear daily! ;)

[TheQueen]

goodmorning all yall
MORNING Bowzer!!

Buttercup - I have had my FAIR share of drunk and disorderly days! And it ain't over yet! :eek:

[Java King]

Life in the fast lane, surely makes you lose your mind, life in the fast lane.....(TRULY one of my ALL time FAVORITE songs!)

Oh honey, I ALWAYS taste like Lime & Coconut - that is the kind of lotion I wear daily! ;)


Wow! an Eagles fan and you taste like lime & coconut :D

You put the lime in the coconut & drink it all up.... Remember that one?

[TheQueen]

Wow! an Eagles fan and you taste like lime & coconut :D

You put the lime in the coconut & drink it all up.... Remember that one?
THE EAGLES ARE AWESOME!! I own EVERY CD and listen to them religiously!

Oh me likely that song....let's try it out! ;)

[DaveinUtah]

Mornin Dave... pictures please........ :D



Once I get through my in-service academy and get my uniform, I will post a picture, I promise ;)

[Styx]

THE EAGLES ARE AWESOME!! I own EVERY CD and listen to them religiously!

Oh me likely that song....let's try it out! ;)


Reary?? I love the Eagles, too.

[Java King]

I do miss Don Felder the origanal guitarist. He has a websitehttp://www.feldermusic.com

[TheQueen]

I do miss Don Felder the origanal guitarist. He has a websitehttp://www.feldermusic.com
He was great! But I still love their music!

Just bought a 2 CD set of Jimmy Buffet live too!! Damn that is getting me ready to be Bahama bound! :D

Styx - as usual - we are in good company!

[Buttercup]

He was great! But I still love their music!

Just bought a 2 CD set of Jimmy Buffet live too!! Damn that is getting me ready to be Bahama bound! :D

Styx - as usual - we are in good company!


Jimmy Buffet is great, too :)

[tk0727]

Once I get through my in-service academy and get my uniform, I will post a picture, I promise ;)


You don't have to be in uniform silly.


Not ALL OF US ARE badge bunnies :D :eek:

[TheQueen]

You don't have to be in uniform silly.


Not ALL OF US ARE badge bunnies :D :eek:
HEY - YOU BETTER NOT BE CALLING ME THAT! :D :D :D

[Buttercup]

You don't have to be in uniform silly.


Not ALL OF US ARE badge bunnies :D :eek:


That's true, Dave, you don't................

[DaveinUtah]

You don't have to be in uniform silly.




Sorry, I don't have any nude pictures to show you ;) :D



I know, that is not what you meant. I am at work right now and don't have any pictures here. I'll get you one ;)

[Java King]

Jimmy Buffet is great, too :)

Yes I agree, I love to perform & sing "Margaritaville"
It's a great crowd pleaser.

[tk0727]

HEY - YOU BETTER NOT BE CALLING ME THAT! :D :D :D


nah! I know you better than that, we're too much alike.. We like the wrangler butts! :D

uh oh.. maybe I'm a buckle bunny :eek:

[tk0727]

Sorry, I don't have any nude pictures to show you ;) :D



I know, that is not what you meant. I am at work right now and don't have any pictures here. I'll get you one ;)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DAMN! :mad: :D

[VeritasAequitas]

hello all..........................

[Buttercup]

Yes I agree, I love to perform & sing "Margaritaville"
It's a great crowd pleaser.

Yeah, everybody likes Margaritaville :) . Do you perfom any of his other songs?

[BowzerTee]

Jimmy Buffet is great, too :)
def leppard is better :D

[BowzerTee]

hello all..........................
hey hey hey how you doin

[TheQueen]

nah! I know you better than that, we're too much alike.. We like the wrangler butts! :D

uh oh.. maybe I'm a buckle bunny :eek:
LMAO!! Aren't we ALL buckle bunnies?? :D Hell depending on what they look like, and what they are wearing, THEY can call me ANY type of bunny they want too! :eek:

A guy in class was telling me that he wants to be brought back from the dead as some type of Japanese monkey that hangs out in hot springs all day - I said "Nah, I want to come back as a bunny!" :D

[TheQueen]

hello all..........................
HOWDY VA!!

I GOT THE JOB IN MY TOWN!!! :D

Did you move yet??

[Buttercup]

hello all..........................


Hello Veritas :)

[Java King]

Yeah, everybody likes Margaritaville :) . Do you perfom any of his other songs?

No, that's it. I had to do a tropical party one time & they wanted a bunch of his stuff. I think we played some of his other tunes then but I really can't remember which ones. I've been doing 'Margaritaville' for years, it works every show.

[DaveinUtah]

hello all..........................

Howdy VA :)

[DaveinUtah]

Hey Java, what's with the avatar change?

[BowzerTee]

omg...any music between oh say 1965 and 1992 is a waste of time...with minmal exceptions (early U2, The Cure, The Cranberries, one or two songs by Metallica). How old are you again? :D
omg....seventeen-winger hehe fave song...

[Java King]

omg...any music between oh say 1965 and 1992 is a waste of time...with minmal exceptions (early U2, The Cure, The Cranberries, one or two songs by Metallica). How old are you again? :D

Music went sour AFTER 1990 until now.
After 70's & 80's metal died, I was bitter. Just my opinion.
Alternative sucks!

[DaveinUtah]

omg...any music between oh say 1965 and 1992 is a waste of time...with minmal exceptions (early U2, The Cure, The Cranberries, one or two songs by Metallica). How old are you again? :D

I am a Metallica fan. Have to disagree about "one or two" songs ;)

[Buttercup]

No, that's it. I had to do a tropical party one time & they wanted a bunch of his stuff. I think we played some of his other tunes then but I really can't remember which ones. I've been doing 'Margaritaville' for years, it works every show.


That's because it's a great party song! :D

[Java King]

Hey Java, what's with the avatar change?

I got bored of the D&D coffee cup I guess. The Seagrave ladder truck looks better. I reserved a spot on the top of that truck for the Queen (he he he) :D

[tk0727]

LMAO!! Aren't we ALL buckle bunnies?? :D Hell depending on what they look like, and what they are wearing, THEY can call me ANY type of bunny they want too! :eek:

A guy in class was telling me that he wants to be brought back from the dead as some type of Japanese monkey that hangs out in hot springs all day - I said "Nah, I want to come back as a bunny!" :D


good GAWD if it's Jeff I wanna be a monkey too!

[TheQueen]

Music went sour AFTER 1990 until now.
After 70's & 80's metal died, I was bitter. Just my opinion.
Alternative sucks!
Java - once again WE AGREE!! 70's & 80's Rock is STILL the best!

Morning JARED!

[BowzerTee]

Music went sour AFTER 1990 until now.
After 70's & 80's metal died, I was bitter. Just my opinion.
Alternative sucks!
i like you lol...

[DaveinUtah]

Oh No!!! :( I have an Abercrombie butt!!! :eek: But for you... ;)

Depending on the day, I have a "Lucky brand" butt, a "Hilfiger" butt, or a "Polo" butt ;)

[Buttercup]

Sigh, I have to go back to working now....talk to everyone later! :)

[TheQueen]

I got bored of the D&D coffee cup I guess. The Seagrave ladder truck looks better. I reserved a spot on the top of that truck for the Queen (he he he) :D
DAMN! That was the FIRST thing I thought of when I saw the new av! :D

TK - wasn't Jeff, sorry! :(

[DaveinUtah]

I got bored of the D&D coffee cup I guess. The Seagrave ladder truck looks better. I reserved a spot on the top of that truck for the Queen (he he he) :D

Ahhh, gotcha :)

Haven't had the ambition myself to find an avatar for myself. :)

[TheQueen]

Depending on the day, I have a "Lucky brand" butt, a "Hilfiger" butt, or a "Polo" butt ;)
I have an AZ Jean Company butt today, does that do anything for you TeeeK? :D :eek:

Bye Buttercup

[tk0727]

DAMN! That was the FIRST thing I thought of when I saw the new av! :D

TK - wasn't Jeff, sorry! :(

Queenie! .. PM NOW! TERRETS JUST SAT IN :eek:

[BowzerTee]

Depending on the day, I have a "Lucky brand" butt, a "Hilfiger" butt, or a "Polo" butt ;)
i have a its happy bunny butt today lol

[tk0727]

I have an AZ Jean Company butt today, does that do anything for you TeeeK? :D :eek:

Bye Buttercup


UHHHHHHHHHHH NO! Ask me in about 15 days :D

[DaveinUtah]

okay...2-3 :)

2 or 3 albums maybe ;)

[tk0727]

Bye Butter Cup and My bro says hi...

bye Buttercup! call me again in the evening!

Hi Jared! I missed ya babe

[Java King]

Sigh, I have to go back to working now....talk to everyone later! :)

Bye B/C....Wear your tropical attire for the Buffet party ;)

[DaveinUtah]

Sigh, I have to go back to working now....talk to everyone later! :)

Talk to you later.

[BowzerTee]

Bye Butter Cup and My bro says hi...
what bro...is there one i dont know about

[tk0727]

Oh No!!! :( I have an Abercrombie butt!!! :eek: But for you... ;)


those are nice too! :D

[BowzerTee]

Actually I have an American Eagle butt today and USAF says he has the Abercrombie butt....
when did he leave...im all alone arent i :( :( :(

[tk0727]

I miss you soooooooooooooo much! BTW, I have pics for you ;) if you want to check them out ;)


yes yes.. pm or send them to my e-mail

[tk0727]

I'll just post them here, a little easier...
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y252/jared384/jared1.jpg



DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYUM! Can you sleepover? :D :eek:

[TheQueen]

I'll just post them here, a little easier...
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y252/jared384/jared1.jpg
WOW!

[DaveinUtah]

I'll just post them here, a little easier...
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y252/jared384/jared1.jpg


ROFL What GQ website did you steal those from? :D

[Styx]

I'll just post them here, a little easier...
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y252/jared384/jared1.jpg
Nice bikini wax.......PAPACITA

[Java King]

I'll just post them here, a little easier...
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y252/jared384/jared1.jpg

Wasn't that guy on the front cover of "Men's Health" :confused:
Are you saying that you are he??? :rolleyes:

[tk0727]

better than Dwayne Johnson?

close second! :D :eek:

[BowzerTee]

I'll just post them here, a little easier...
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y252/jared384/jared1.jpg
sick sick sick sick

[DaveinUtah]

What do you mean???? :confused:

Nothing :D

[TheQueen]

Wasn't that guy on the front cover of "Men's Health" :confused:
Are you saying that you are he??? :rolleyes:
He's still not as HOT as you!

[BowzerTee]

Wasn't that guy on the front cover of "Men's Health" :confused:
Are you saying that you are he??? :rolleyes:
thank god he is not he, thats a disgusting picture icky

[tk0727]

then I guess I can't sleep over....


I take it back! BETTER THAN DWAYNE JOHNSON! :D

can we have a slumber party now?

[Java King]

He's still not as HOT as you!

You know I'll be quite honest. I'm trying to increase my build when I work out at the club but it's a SLOW process. I think I need to start drinking that bad tasting protien powder crap. :eek:
You don't get a body like that overnight that's for sure but thanks anyway Queen!

[tk0727]

thank god he is not he, thats a disgusting picture icky


honey wake up! you're dreaming! That picture is HOT!

[TheQueen]

You know I'll be quite honest. I'm trying to increase my build when I work out at the club but it's a SLOW process. I think I need to start drinking that bad tasting protien powder crap. :eek:
You don't get a body like that overnight that's for sure but thanks anyway Queen!
NEVER in my life have I said I was looking for PERFECTION!

[Java King]

NEVER in my life have I said I was looking for PERFECTION!

One thing I do have is style & creativity! Now where's that tickle dust? :confused:

[DaveinUtah]

You don't get a body like that overnight that's for sure but thanks anyway Queen!

Well, you can with a "little help" but I won't even go there. ;)

[BowzerTee]

honey wake up! you're dreaming! That picture is HOT!
ummmm no, i dare to disagree

[TheQueen]

One thing I do have is style & creativity! Now where's that tickle dust? :confused:
Oh man..................speechless................... ..........

[Java King]

Well, you can with a "little help" but I won't even go there. ;)

Yeah, I'm a paramedic. I have the syringes & needles. Now all I need it the steriods! :eek:

[Java King]

okay okay... here are the real ones...
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y252/jared384/Me.jpg
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y252/jared384/meandmike.jpg
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y252/jared384/146e2ffb.jpg

The first two are recent and the last one is 2 years ago...

Good man Jared! I like honesty. I'm sure the O.Com women will be proud of you!

[DaveinUtah]

okay okay... here are the real ones...
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y252/jared384/Me.jpg
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y252/jared384/meandmike.jpg
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y252/jared384/146e2ffb.jpg

The first two are recent and the last one is 2 years ago...

That's better. Now that all of the women have gotten a little "moist" as I heard one of them put it one time. :D

[Halo745]

I'll just post them here, a little easier...
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y252/jared384/jared1.jpg


Can I get a disclaimer next time I open a muscle bound meathead in a thong type thingy...So ugh....

[BowzerTee]

BTW, the first guy was Gabe Kapler, right fielder for the Boston Red Sox...
he needs to learn to keep his clothes on

[DaveinUtah]

;) BTW, the first guy was Gabe Kapler, right fielder for the Boston Red Sox...

As a Yankees fan, now I really disapprove with that picture.

[tk0727]

NEVER in my life have I said I was looking for PERFECTION!


Perfection comes in all shapes and sizes :D

[DaveinUtah]

Wonder why most of the women aren't posting anymore. See what you did Jared :D

[TheQueen]

Can I get a disclaimer next time I open a muscle bound meathead in a thong type thingy...So ugh....
Oh loookkkeee it is the Princess! I laugh my ***** off that you opened it!

Java - Don't you dare use any help! That makes men look sick! Let me know when you have reached the point of being able to hold up 130lbs! :D

[BowzerTee]

Wonder why most of the women aren't posting anymore. See what you did Jared :D
made us run to the bathroom puking cause of that red sox dude

[Java King]

Perfection comes in all shapes and sizes :D

Depends what kind of shape & size you're talking about. Nothing worse than someone who's a big barrel a** making the moves on you :(

[tk0727]

Depends what kind of shape & size you're talking about. Nothing worse than someone who's a big barrel a** making the moves on you :(



eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeee. true

[Styx]

Can I get a disclaimer next time I open a muscle bound meathead in a thong type thingy...So ugh....

Oh chill.....
Why do you have my name after the craving bread quote? I did not say such a thing...I dont crave bread......Sausage is so much more satisfying, you know. None of this vegan business, give me the bull fully dressed, honey child!

[DaveinUtah]

You just made my ignore list :D :eek:

Yeah, you think you know some people, then they say they are Boston fans. :rolleyes: lol

[Java King]

Java - Don't you dare use any help! That makes men look sick! Let me know when you have reached the point of being able to hold up 130lbs! :D

That's a little light, if you're talking weights.

Now if YOU'RE in that weight range I got a lifting session reserved for you. You can be the weights.. :D

[TheQueen]

Now if YOU'RE in that weight range I got a lifting session reserved for you. You can be the weights.. :D

You nailed it there honey! :D I'll be the weights! ;)

[usafcop64528]

Depends what kind of shape & size you're talking about. Nothing worse than someone who's a big barrel a** making the moves on you :(
Actually there is....a gay old bush pilot..... :eek: :mad: :(

[Halo745]

Oh chill.....
Why do you have my name after the craving bread quote? I did not say such a thing...I dont crave bread......Sausage is so much more satisfying, you know. None of this vegan business, give me the bull fully dressed, honey child!


but i give credit where its due ;)

[tk0727]

bye for now guys!

[BowzerTee]

Actually there is....a gay old bush pilot..... :eek: :mad: :(
hahahahahahahahahahaha

[usafcop64528]

bye for now guys!
Oh come on....and I was just going to unsteal you from jared :mad: I'm the one wearing Abercrombie today

[Halo745]

awwww I am only currently wearing my blanket today and a lap top on my lap

[TheQueen]

awwww I am only currently wearing my blanket today and a lap top on my lap
AND chatting with me again! :eek: Why do I bring out your nakedness????

[BowzerTee]

awwww I am only currently wearing my blanket today and a lap top on my lap
can i wear your blanket too

[Halo745]

AND chatting with me again! :eek: Why do I bring out your nakedness????


cause I am in bed and just woke up...How many times do I tell u I sleep in my bday suit..

[Halo745]

can i wear your blanket too


in a year I may think about it...until then no ma'am ;)

[usafcop64528]

cause I am in bed and just woke up...How many times do I tell u I sleep in my bday suit..
Not enough...I mean...way to much

[Halo745]

Not enough...I mean...way to much


well if ur coming around let me put my whole closet on.... :D

[BowzerTee]

in a year I may think about it...until then no ma'am ;)
in a year ill be gone :( :(

[usafcop64528]

in a year I may think about it...until then no ma'am ;)
Damn straight...you learned the rules...

[BowzerTee]

Damn straight...you learned the rules...
its not a year..to be specific...its a couple day short of six months

[Halo745]

Damn straight...you learned the rules...


learned??? I already knew them..... :D

[Halo745]

in a year ill be gone :( :(
cant help you there....but maybe I can find u some Alaska or new hampshire chics

[BowzerTee]

cant help you there....but maybe I can find u some Alaska or new hampshire chics
:( hmmm ok...

[TheQueen]

cant help you there....but maybe I can find u some Alaska or new hampshire chics
Hell - YOU can't even find yourself an OHIO chic! :eek:

[Halo745]

Hell - YOU can't even find yourself an OHIO chic! :eek:


well its the thought that counts....

Besides who needs an Ohio girl when I got you my O.com ho :D

[DaveinUtah]

well its the thought that counts....

Besides who needs an Ohio girl when I got you my O.com ho :D

:eek: .............

[TheQueen]

well its the thought that counts....

Besides who needs an Ohio girl when I got you my O.com ho :D
Oh hell! Do you HAVE to tell people THAT! :eek:

[BowzerTee]

well its the thought that counts....

Besides who needs an Ohio girl when I got you my O.com ho :D
and a wonderful thot it was.

[BowzerTee]

Hell - YOU can't even find yourself an OHIO chic! :eek:
i could find her an ohio chic..

[TheQueen]

:eek: .............
She is LYING! :eek:

[Halo745]

Oh hell! Do you HAVE to tell people THAT! :eek:


well I dont tell them what you do for me on the web cam :D

[DaveinUtah]

She is LYING! :eek:

Well, actually, in some cases that is a good thing ;)

[Styx]

well its the thought that counts....

Besides who needs an Ohio girl when I got you my O.com ho :D

Such a sweet flirt you are and I dont even like bread. You need to move to Texas..probably more of a selection out here. Texas women are mighty gorgeous, you know.

[Halo745]

She is LYING! :eek:


I never lie... I extend the truth to benefit me at the present moment in time :D :p ;)

[Halo745]

Such a sweet flirt you are and I dont even like bread. You need to move to Texas..probably more of a selection out here. Texas women are mighty gorgeous, you know.


Awww.... I knew you knew I was sweet, innocent and adorable

[DaveinUtah]

Such a sweet flirt you are and I dont even like bread. You need to move to Texas..probably more of a selection out here. Texas women are mighty gorgeous, you know.

You know, I hate cowboys, and I would never ever wear a pair or wranglers, BUT, there is something about cowgirls that I just love :)

[TheQueen]

Well, actually, in some cases that is a good thing ;)
OH MAN!!!

I NEED A MAN - NOT A WOMAN! :eek:

[Halo745]

OH MAN!!!

I NEED A MAN - NOT A WOMAN! :eek:
naw u just need to hit menopause so ur sex drive will die... :D

[tk0727]

OH MAN!!!

I NEED A MAN - NOT A WOMAN! :eek:

My partner said he's all the man you need and he's still waiting for his pics!

[BowzerTee]

You know, I hate cowboys, and I would never ever wear a pair or wranglers, BUT, there is something about cowgirls that I just love :)
i agree with you

[DaveinUtah]

OH MAN!!!

I NEED A MAN - NOT A WOMAN! :eek:

Well, I would hope so, although.....(Nah, I will leave that one alone) ;)

I think we were talking about two different things :)

[Halo745]

My partner said he's all the man you need and he's still waiting for his pics!


he can wait until after I receive urs and princess's bikini pics

[TheQueen]

My partner said he's all the man you need and he's still waiting for his pics!
Oh Lord! I NEVER GOT MY PIC!!! I want one first! :D

But just for fun, feel him up for me!

Oh and the vending machine guys just DUMPED a HUGE pile of snacks on my desk! Sometimes being cute has its advantages! :D

[Styx]

You know, I hate cowboys, and I would never ever wear a pair or wranglers, BUT, there is something about cowgirls that I just love :)
I wear Levis...Wranglers look funny on me

[tk0727]

I wear Levis...Wranglers look funny on me


i wear wranglers and cruel girl mostly

[TheQueen]

Well, I would hope so, although.....(Nah, I will leave that one alone) ;)

I think we were talking about two different things :)
Go ahead SAY IT!

[DaveinUtah]

I wear Levis...Wranglers look funny on me

Levis are good. You know, being the assman as I am, in all actuality, if you have a cute butt, it really doesn't matter what you are wearing. ;)

[tk0727]

Oh Lord! I NEVER GOT MY PIC!!! I want one first! :D

But just for fun, feel him up for me!

Oh and the vending machine guys just DUMPED a HUGE pile of snacks on my desk! Sometimes being cute has its advantages! :D


I just did! I LIKE cuppable pecs!.. dayum! I might not let you have him :D Ok.. I'll take his pic for you this week.