Chat, chat, chat, chat, chat....

[Quopper]

I didn't think so, but it seemed important to him. :confused:
Just checking I was worried there for a minute!

I am eating a See's Milk Chocolate w/Almonds candy bar - now THIS is heaven! :p

[wolverine652001]

I didn't think so, but it seemed important to him. :confused:


OF COURSE!!! Personality is everything!! Sex isn't everything.. RANT all you want against that idea. But, truth be known, I don't require sex 24.7 unlike some of you!


I'm done ranting.. I'm gonna go feed my kitty...

and you want body pics? TK has a good one of me. *wink WINK WINKY!!!


Oh mental pics for SOME of you...

horny bastards!! LMAO

[tk0727]

we ARE over 30 ya know...Women are SUPPOSED to get that way over 30, right? :D

[TXLady]

Just checking I was worried there for a minute!

I am eating a See's Milk Chocolate w/Almonds candy bar - now THIS is heaven! :p

Don't even mention food. I haven't even had lunch. Had to go to a funeral this afternoon.

[Quopper]

Don't even mention food. I haven't even had lunch. Had to go to a funeral this afternoon.
Sorry to hear that TX :(

This IS my lunch!

[tk0727]

Sorry to hear that TX :(

This IS my lunch!

I can't even think about food at the moment. Thanks girls

[TXLady]

Sorry to hear that TX :(

This IS my lunch!

I'll bet she won't share her food any more than she'd share SWAT. BTW, TK, I'm working on a plan. ;)

[tk0727]

I'll bet she won't share her food any more than she'd share SWAT. BTW, TK, I'm working on a plan. ;)

OOOOH I like scheming! yayyyy ( in the words of my youngest b/f) LOL

[Quopper]

I'll bet she won't share her food any more than she'd share SWAT. BTW, TK, I'm working on a plan. ;)
I would share MY food! SWAT is a totally different story! :D

Your plan might make me nervous - but I am pretty confident! Maybe I need that chip knocked off my shoulder! :D

[TXLady]

OF COURSE!!! Personality is everything!! Sex isn't everything.. RANT all you want against that idea. But, truth be known, I don't require sex 24.7 unlike some of you!


I'm done ranting.. I'm gonna go feed my kitty...

and you want body pics? TK has a good one of me. *wink WINK WINKY!!!


Oh mental pics for SOME of you...

horny bastards!! LMAO

OK. If that's the way you want it, we will never think of you as a man again. We will only think of you as a "personality." We're sorry we lusted after your body. I'm so ashamed. :o

[tk0727]

I would share MY food! SWAT is a totally different story! :D

Your plan might make me nervous - but I am pretty confident! Maybe I need that chip knocked off my shoulder! :D


want more pickle pictures?

[Quopper]

OOOOH I like scheming! yayyyy ( in the words of my youngest b/f) LOL
See I shared USAFcop with TK!! I do share - just not the REALLY GOOD Swat, I mean stuff!!

[tk0727]

See I shared USAFcop with TK!! I do share - just not the REALLY GOOD Swat, I mean stuff!!


You did not share, I stole him ! :p

[Quopper]

OK. If that's the way you want it, we will never think of you as a man again. We will only think of you as a "personality." We're sorry we lusted after your body. I'm so ashamed. :o
No your not! Don't start lying now!

BTW TX - isn't bigamy a small person that lives in Africa? :D

[TXLady]

See I shared USAFcop with TK!! I do share - just not the REALLY GOOD Swat, I mean stuff!!

Selfish, selfish woman! :rolleyes:

[wolverine652001]

OK. If that's the way you want it, we will never think of you as a man again. We will only think of you as a "personality." We're sorry we lusted after your body. I'm so ashamed. :o



I'm not a man? What's wrong with personality?

[Quopper]

You did not share, I stole him ! :p
Well - I LET you keep him! :D

BTW - if you are 12 then he is an older guy! :eek:

[TXLady]

No your not! Don't start lying now!

BTW TX - isn't bigamy a small person that lives in Africa? :D

You idiot, that Pigmey (SP?) :D

[TXLady]

I'm not a man? What's wrong with personality?


I didn't say that. Only that since personality is so important to you, I'm going to start focusing on that. I think it would make me a better person.

[tk0727]

Well - I LET you keep him! :D

BTW - if you are 12 then he is an older guy! :eek:


that not very nice precious.
I am 12 today thanks...know what you are? check your e-mail.

[Quopper]

You idiot, that Pigmey (SP?) :D
Oh they are legal in Utah?

[Quopper]

that not very nice precious.
I am 12 today thanks...know what you are? check your e-mail.
Already did - check my reply!! GOTCHA!!!

[wolverine652001]

I didn't say that. Only that since personality is so important to you, I'm going to start focusing on that. I think it would make me a better person.



Finally someone shows respect. :D :cool:

[TXLady]

Oh they are legal in Utah?


You know, I never really thought about it. I can't imagine what would make them illegal though. Maybe you can ask that question in your next class.

[tk0727]

You know, I never really thought about it. I can't imagine what would make them illegal though. Maybe you can ask that question in your next class.


LOL!
I have to get outta here guys. I'll jump back on b4 bed time..
Talk to ya'll later.
Have a good night!

[Quopper]

You know, I never really thought about it. I can't imagine what would make them illegal though. Maybe you can ask that question in your next class.
Maybe I will - I might have a hankering for one of them someday! Okay my bad----------I'm a liitle slap happy right now! Can't stop laughing!!! :D

[TXLady]

Finally someone shows respect. :D :cool:


I'm just sorry it took me so long realize that. :)

[tk0727]

I'm just sorry it took me so long realize that. :)


AAAAAAAAAAAachu! Sorry...I'm allergic to bull****!
(Wil Smith---I robot!)

Leaving now!

[TXLady]

AAAAAAAAAAAachu! Sorry...I'm allergic to bull****!
(Wil Smith---I robot!)

Leaving now!

Obviously she doesn't recognize sincerity when she sees it. :rolleyes:

[Quopper]

AAAAAAAAAAAachu! Sorry...I'm allergic to bull****!
(Wil Smith---I robot!)

Leaving now!
TK - the first five minutes of that movie is the greatest thing I have ever seen on a TV!! Hubba- Hubba!!! That man is FINE!!!!!

[TXLady]

5:00 o'clock whistle just blew. I'm outta here. Bye TK, Quopper, Wolvee, John-Boy, Grandpa, MaryEllen, Grandma...

[Quopper]

5:00 o'clock whistle just blew. I'm outta here. Bye TK, Quopper, Wolvee, John-Boy, Grandpa, MaryEllen, Grandma...
Bye - bye!!!! LMAO!!!

[wolverine652001]

AAAAAAAAAAAachu! Sorry...I'm allergic to bull****!
(Wil Smith---I robot!)

Leaving now!


Calling me a Liar?

[tk0727]

Calling me a Liar?

no no.. Mrs. Tx Lady there.

just jumped back on to see if I could catch the dirty rat Quopper on. I just got her present in the mail.
YEP it's on now! LOL :eek:

[Quopper]

no no.. Mrs. Tx Lady there.

just jumped back on to see if I could catch the dirty rat Quopper on. I just got her present in the mail.
YEP it's on now! LOL :eek:
You love me - you know it! Just USE THEM!!!! :D

TX - after tonight I think I decided I WILL keep SWAT - SORRY!!!! ;)

[tk0727]

You love me - you know it! Just USE THEM!!!! :D

TX - after tonight I think I decided I WILL keep SWAT - SORRY!!!! ;)

LOL.. I'm naming all of them, too.
1. Squad
2. Swat
3.Usaf
4.Ecpd
5ccpd
6.Mraugh
7.wolverine.
I'll keep thinking of more names

TX...jump on and bs with us...

[Quopper]

LOL.. I'm naming all of them, too.
1. Squad
2. Swat
3.Usaf
4.Ecpd
5ccpd
6.Mraugh
7.wolverine.
I'll keep thinking of more names

TX...jump on and bs with us...
How many times do I have to tell you - LEAVE SWAT out of this!! I thought you were my friend!! :p I only share the bad stuff - remember???

[usafcop64528]

How many times do I have to tell you - LEAVE SWAT out of this!! I thought you were my friend!! :p I only share the bad stuff - remember???
What do you mean, bad stuff??

[usafcop64528]

How many times do I have to tell you - LEAVE SWAT out of this!! I thought you were my friend!! :p I only share the bad stuff - remember???
What do you mean, bad stuff?? You weren't refering to me were you?

[Quopper]

What do you mean, bad stuff??
Don't you know??? If it is GOOD or BAD!!! :D

[tk0727]

TX Lady..Look Quopper is being mean to our boy now!
Quopper you go take your geritol! and leave our boy alone!. :D

[Quopper]

TX Lady..Look Quopper is being mean to our boy now!
Quopper you go take your geritol! and leave our boy alone!. :D
You are only a few months behind me - watch your mouth - but take out your dentures first! :D

[tk0727]

You are only a few months behind me - watch your mouth - but take out your dentures first! :D

HEY! I have all my teeth...

[Quopper]

HEY! I have all my teeth...
What ALL 6!!! :D

[tk0727]

What ALL 6!!! :D


Fat Hobbit!

[Quopper]

Fat Hobbit!
At least I have all of MY teeth!! :D See them in the smiley!

[wolverine652001]

LOL.. I'm naming all of them, too.
1. Squad
2. Swat
3.Usaf
4.Ecpd
5ccpd
6.Mraugh
7.wolverine.
I'll keep thinking of more names

TX...jump on and bs with us...


OH great.. here we go.. I'm LAST on the list... how pathetic... I KNEW I shouldn't of said "personality"

[Quopper]

OH great.. here we go.. I'm LAST on the list... how pathetic... I KNEW I shouldn't of said "personality"
Damn straight boy! Go for the goods if you are going to go for it at all! :D

[wolverine652001]

Damn straight boy! Go for the goods if you are going to go for it at all! :D


LOOK who's talking!!! I wonder why SWAT isn't in YOUR arms?

[LadyLawman]

Hooters? Who said Hooters? Count me in.
see what happend mention hooters they all show up AFTER I leave wheres the love... I get no love!! I must be the Female version of Rodney Dangerfield!!

[Quopper]

LOOK who's talking!!! I wonder why SWAT isn't in YOUR arms?
Your not in my bedroom - how would you know! :D

[Quopper]

see what happend mention hooters they all show up AFTER I leave wheres the love... I get no love!! I must be the Female version of Rodney Dangerfield!!
It's not his fault you left!!!!

LOL girl I'm coming down there to cheer you up! Maybe cheer me up too! ;)

[LadyLawman]

It's not his fault you left!!!!

LOL girl I'm coming down there to cheer you up! Maybe cheer me up too! ;)
LOL yeah you'll be surrounded by all the men I'll be drowning in my beers :rolleyes:

[squad51]

here I cum to save the day!

[Quopper]

LOL yeah you'll be surrounded by all the men I'll be drowning in my beers :rolleyes:
Nope at least 1 night NO men allowed!

[usafcop64528]

You are only a few months behind me - watch your mouth - but take out your dentures first! :D
I was bsing when I said I knew your age before. But know I have a damn good idea. :D

[Quopper]

here I cum to save the day!
Nice Spelling! LOL!

Have I told you lately that I love You!

[TXLady]

TX Lady..Look Quopper is being mean to our boy now!
Quopper you go take your geritol! and leave our boy alone!. :D

Leave USAF alone, I'm thinking of adopting him! :D

[squad51]

whoops little spelling error there... :rolleyes: :eek:

[Quopper]

I was bsing when I said I knew your age before. But know I have a damn good idea. :D
Why cause TK has shared hers? Damn girl can't keep her mouth shut!

[squad51]

Nope at least 1 night NO men allowed!
as long as there is video or at least pictures I am FINE with that...

[LadyLawman]

Nope at least 1 night NO men allowed!
LOL ok sounds good so the other nights I'll be drowning in my beers

[Quopper]

Leave USAF alone, I'm thinking of adopting him! :D
That would be about right!! ADOPTING!!

So I am thinking about moving to Utah - can't I have some type of goat there - a bigmy or pigmy or something???

[usafcop64528]

You are only a few months behind me - watch your mouth - but take out your dentures first! :D
Thanks for the concern :D :D :D

[LadyLawman]

here I cum to save the day!
ohh my I think Ive fainted :p

[TXLady]

Nice Spelling! LOL!

Have I told you lately that I love You!

Back off Quopper. You won't share SWAT, that's all you get!

[Quopper]

LOL ok sounds good so the other nights I'll be drowning in my beers
No way - the other nights you would be holding me up!

LOL - Lady - I LOVE YOU and I am giving you a big hug right now because I think you need it! :p

[Quopper]

Back off Quopper. You won't share SWAT, that's all you get!
Amazing how I can fight you guys off of SWAT by myself - but TK has to get help???

[TXLady]

That would be about right!! ADOPTING!!

So I am thinking about moving to Utah - can't I have some type of goat there - a bigmy or pigmy or something???

Do we have to go over this again? I'm just trying to keep you out of jail. :D

[LadyLawman]

No way - the other nights you would be holding me up!

LOL - Lady - I LOVE YOU and I am giving you a big hug right now because I think you need it! :p

AWWW tHANKS!! I could use one... I really have totally felt like crying my eyes out man I just wanna know. I hate suspense!!

[usafcop64528]

[QUOTE=Quopper]That would be about right!! ADOPTING!!


Your just jealous that you have competition.

[tk0727]

Amazing how I can fight you guys off of SWAT by myself - but TK has to get help???
How the HELL do I have to get help.,
I've got too many pm's coming in to keep up fkrs!
Besides...I only needed help fighting THEM off!

[TXLady]

AWWW tHANKS!! I could use one... I really have totally felt like crying my eyes out man I just wanna know. I hate suspense!!

It is cruel and unusual punishment. Are they trying to torture you? :rolleyes:

[Quopper]

TX - sorry when I think about SWAT I get confused!!

LADY - cry it WILL help!!!

[squad51]

geez ladies all this fighting over me might go to my head and I might actually develople a ego...





whoops too late


I AM the best there is :D :cool:

[usafcop64528]

AWWW tHANKS!! I could use one... I really have totally felt like crying my eyes out man I just wanna know. I hate suspense!!
I feel bad for you too. I gave you a rep point even :D Ok, here is a virtual backrub as well.

[LadyLawman]

It is cruel and unusual punishment. Are they trying to torture you? :rolleyes:
I think so.. can I just get the job out of cruel and unsual punishment to candidates??

[Quopper]

[QUOTE=Quopper]That would be about right!! ADOPTING!!


Your just jealous that you have competition.

Competition is healthy - don't you know that! Oh they probably haven't gotten that far in your school curriculum! :D

[TXLady]

I AM the best there is :D :cool:

Yes you are. ;)

[LadyLawman]

I feel bad for you too. I gave you a rep point even :D Ok, here is a virtual backrub as well.
aww thanks!!

[tk0727]

geez ladies all this fighting over me might go to my head and I might actually develople a ego...





whoops too late


I AM the best there is :D :cool:


prove it! :D :D

[TXLady]

I feel bad for you too. I gave you a rep point even :D Ok, here is a virtual backrub as well.

See why I want to adopt him. He's so sweet when he's not being such a stinker. :p

[Quopper]

geez ladies all this fighting over me might go to my head and I might actually develople a ego...





whoops too late


I AM the best there is :D :cool:
Where is this proof! Oh yeah you are mailing it to me!! ;)

[squad51]

hey quit being mean to my fellow airforce airhead...errr air scout...er airman :)

[usafcop64528]

[QUOTE=usafcop64528]

Competition is healthy - don't you know that! Oh they probably haven't gotten that far in your school curriculum! :D
Why are you using big words now?? :mad: :(

[usafcop64528]

hey quit being mean to my fellow airforce airhead...errr air scout...er airman :)
Thanks for having my back. I think...

[usafcop64528]

See why I want to adopt him. He's so sweet when he's not being such a stinker. :p
Is that comment always going to come back and haunt me? Or do you want a backrub too?

[Quopper]

[QUOTE=Quopper]
Why are you using big words now?? :mad: :(
I'm sorry - the lesson plan has not gone that far! :D

[tk0727]

Is that comment always going to come back and haunt me? Or do you want a backrub too?


hey. I want the backrub!..

[LadyLawman]

Well ya'll I think I am out of here hoping to finally get my schooling started tomorrow too plus I am soo stressed out my night just sucked plus I had to train my new supervisor ... Imagine that I had to train my Supervisor gees. My life blows tonight man :rolleyes: :(

[Quopper]

hey. I want the backrub!..
TK - YOUR PHONE SUCKS!!! If you don't want to talk - say "Goodbye"!

I'm off - I have some dreams to make!! :p

[squad51]

I was a USAF SP/SF from 1999-2002 but I got hurt right after 9-11-01 :o :( :mad:

[usafcop64528]

Well ya'll I think I am out of here hoping to finally get my schooling started tomorrow too plus I am soo stressed out my night just sucked plus I had to train my new supervisor ... Imagine that I had to train my Supervisor gees. My life blows tonight man :rolleyes: :(
Here is to hoping that your tomorrow goes better.

[squad51]

BTW I am the go to guy for boobrubs er backrubs


man my

typing sucks tonight yeah thats the story its my typing....

[usafcop64528]

I was a USAF SP/SF from 1999-2002 but I got hurt right after 9-11-01 :o :( :mad:
That sucks. What do you do now?

[TXLady]

Is that comment always going to come back and haunt me? Or do you want a backrub too?

Who likes to be left out? :(

[tk0727]

TK - YOUR PHONE SUCKS!!! If you don't want to talk - say "Goodbye"!

I'm off - I have some dreams to make!! :p

Hey, I tried to call you back!
and I'm right behind ya.Got some dreams to have!
ummm back rubs and all

[usafcop64528]

[QUOTE=usafcop64528]
I'm sorry - the lesson plan has not gone that far! :D
Dont wory, I hav a theesorass, thesouras, a buk that tels me whut werds men.

[LadyLawman]

Here is to hoping that your tomorrow goes better.
thanks preciate it

[LadyLawman]

anyways night night ya'll!!

[usafcop64528]

hey. I want the backrub!..
Don't worry. Something special planned for you. :)

[usafcop64528]

TK - YOUR PHONE SUCKS!!! If you don't want to talk - say "Goodbye"!

I'm off - I have some dreams to make!! :p
Nighty night

[wolverine652001]

Who likes to be left out? :(


I might as well. Hell I'm last on the list.



*crawls to his corner and mumbles: "personality.. why did I say that?"*

[LadyLawman]

I'd take a hug LOL but wasnt offered anything oh well I swear I'm changing my name to EEYore LOL I am feeling just like him

[TXLady]

Well ya'll I think I am out of here hoping to finally get my schooling started tomorrow too plus I am soo stressed out my night just sucked plus I had to train my new supervisor ... Imagine that I had to train my Supervisor gees. My life blows tonight man :rolleyes: :(

Hang in there. The good news in on the way! :)

[usafcop64528]

thanks preciate it No problem. Anything for you.

[LadyLawman]

Hang in there. The good news in on the way! :)
Here to hoping!!!! Night TXLady and thanks Girl!!

[tk0727]

Don't worry. Something special planned for you. :)

oooh! I like the special treatment! :D

[squad51]

lady I have a hug for ya :)

[TXLady]

BTW I am the go to guy for boobrubs er backrubs


man my

typing sucks tonight yeah thats the story its my typing....

Me! Me! Me! :D

[tk0727]

Me! Me! Me! :D


Lady, you need to stick with tryin to steal SWAT and leave Squad to me! :p

[LadyLawman]

lady I have a hug for ya :)
AWWWWW SQUAD!! THANKS!!! THats the best offer I have had in MONTHS!! NIGHT NIGHT!!

[usafcop64528]

oooh! I like the special treatment! :D
Good, and it won't be virtual.

[LadyLawman]

Lady, you need to stick with tryin to steal SWAT and leave Squad to me! :p
I aint trying to steal nobody.... I am just benchwarming like always but will take something nice when offered cuase trust me tonight could use a hug and maybe a few shots of happiness.. anyway I am really out of here now have fun as I am sure ya'll will night night

[tk0727]

Good, and it won't be virtual.

Happy dreams for me! I can't wait! :D

[tk0727]

I aint trying to steal nobody.... I am just benchwarming like always but will take something nice when offered cuase trust me tonight could use a hug and maybe a few shots of happiness.. anyway I am really out of here now have fun as I am sure ya'll will night night
Sorry honey. You can have the hugs. I was talking to Yellow Rose TX Lady..trying to be my boob..uh back rubs! LOL

[squad51]

Usafcop

I am currently a federal police officer

Due to my F@cked up state POST board my federal acdemy is not long enought ot be recognized, so I am attending the state police acdemy (called Skills, in MN) and working full time
Do you have any idea how much it sucks being a five year cop basically and going back to basic school? I have adavanced certs in most of the areas that we are going over. OK OK I know that being an expert means you have the basics down, but come on I really feel I am treading water.

[TXLady]

Sorry honey. You can have the hugs. I was talking to Yellow Rose TX Lady..trying to be my boob..uh back rubs! LOL

I want to share Squad, too. Don's start being selfish like Quopper. :p

[usafcop64528]

Usafcop

I am currently a federal police officer

Due to my F@cked up state POST board my federal acdemy is not long enought ot be recognized, so I am attending the state police acdemy (called Skills, in MN) and working full time
Do you have any idea how much it sucks being a five year cop basically and going back to basic school? I have adavanced certs in most of the areas that we are going over. OK OK I know that being an expert means you have the basics down, but come on I really feel I am treading water.
Yeah, it must suck. But now you will just ace it all, right? :D

[tk0727]

I want to share Squad, too. Don's start being selfish like Quopper. :p
OH ok... since you share other things. I'll share Squad, I guess. :(

[TXLady]

OH ok... since you share other things. I'll share Squad, I guess. :(

You are so much nicer than Quopper. Who gets him first? ;)

[squad51]

wow my ego is starting to grow to the size of my.....

















































































































arm

[tk0727]

You are so much nicer than Quopper. Who gets him first? ;)
me...I'm not that nice. LOL

[TXLady]

me...I'm not that nice. LOL

Neither one of us may get him. He seems to be ignoring us. :(

[wolverine652001]

Usafcop

I am currently a federal police officer

Due to my F@cked up state POST board my federal acdemy is not long enought ot be recognized, so I am attending the state police acdemy (called Skills, in MN) and working full time
Do you have any idea how much it sucks being a five year cop basically and going back to basic school? I have adavanced certs in most of the areas that we are going over. OK OK I know that being an expert means you have the basics down, but come on I really feel I am treading water.


It's funny on how SOME people on this forum doesn't believe or heard of Federal Police Officer... :rolleyes:


And that one person *HINT, "STAN"* hasn't been back since I posted the website of the training I had. Since I train in 3 different places in US.

[TXLady]

Wolvee, quit distracting Squad. :D

[squad51]

*shrug* my job is a lot to with physical secuirty of a federal reservation about 6 square miles or so, with a large medical facility located in the middle. I have made arrests, traffic stops, gotten into fights, arrested more people, helped in a death investigation, written reports you name it, but I am alsoa physical security expert thanks to the good ol USAF, and i am not ignoring the ladies I am here just enjoying the view ;)

[TXLady]

I'm sorry Wolvee, I meant to say, "Hi Wolvee", then quit distracting Squad. ;)

[tk0727]

I'm sorry Wolvee, I meant to say, "Hi Wolvee", then quit distracting Squad. ;)

TX I think I'm gonna let you have em all and go to my happy place for awhile. : ) I'm goin to bed

[wolverine652001]

I'm sorry Wolvee, I meant to say, "Hi Wolvee", then quit distracting Squad. ;)


Oh gee my bad.

[TXLady]

TX I think I'm gonna let you have em all and go to my happy place for awhile. : ) I'm goin to bed

Goodnight TK, sweet dreams. :)

[TXLady]

Oh gee my bad.

You know I'm just kidding. ;)

[wolverine652001]

You know I'm just kidding. ;)


I know you were. This IS a thread to chat! :p

[squad51]

why take turns?? there is plenty of squad to go around...

[squad51]

ok well I better hit the bricks fora little while tonight. seeya all laters :cool:

[TXLady]

why take turns?? there is plenty of squad to go around...

I thought you had run away. Have you checked you PMs?

[TXLady]

I know you were. This IS a thread to chat! :p

OK, so what do you want to chat about?

[TXLady]

ok well I better hit the bricks fora little while tonight. seeya all laters :cool:

Bye, Squad. Stay safe. :)

[wolverine652001]

OK, so what do you want to chat about?


I dunno.. you pick!!... also I'm about to take a shower and hit the sack. I'm off til Saturday.

[TXLady]

I dunno.. you pick!!... also I'm about to take a shower and hit the sack. I'm off til Saturday.

How about we call it a night You take your shower and I'm off to sleep. Talk to you later. :)

[wolverine652001]

How about we call it a night You take your shower and I'm off to sleep. Talk to you later. :)



Sure thing.. GOOD NITE and good nite to the rest of the ladies in here!

[squad51]

well it morning...thursday morning....and this shift may never end..........although I really enjoyed being fought over..it gave my self esteem a huge boost..I feel that I maybe able to date again if things don't work out with the mariage........






still bored though :cool:

[Zcali]

hey squad, if your bored hit up ebaumsworld.com, theres some funky stuff that kept me enterained for about 25 minutes...better then staring at that cold cup of coffee thats sitting on my desk!

[LadyLawman]

good morning all!!

[tk0727]

good morning all!!

Mornin darlin' ...still no news?

[Styx]

Good morning Lady ..and everyone.

Let the bitching commence...

I woke up with a crick in my neck because I slept in my daughters twin bed with her......hubby had ticked me off and I decided to stay with her after she fell asleep.
He didnt say anything when he kissed me good-bye this a.m. except..."Can you take the garbage out for me, please." I did not make him a sandwich this a.m...... to pour more salt in the "You annoy me" wound, so I did not complain about it. I just took out the damn stinky trash with this pain in my neck.....I will bet a doctor would find his name written on every neck muscle affected.....AAAAAAAAAGGGHHH! I almost fell too.....my poor baby was asleep inside and what would I have done if I had fallen and hurt myself....dammmit...I am so grumpy......
He is a good guy, overall, I shouldnt complain.....should I ? He works hard, he is a wonderful father and husband. But he is just so moody!!!!! AAAAGGHH! He wont see a doctor about it because he blames it on me.....and his crappy golf game.....I mean, hell, I am a sweet wife(I think) and I dont complain when he golfs 2 days in a row or even when he spends a whole day building something or working on his new project for our house. He makes up for it in many ways.....he just is so MMOOOOODY! Do you guys get like that when work sucks and you come home to a mess that a 2 year old has made?

We do laugh more than we argue so I guess that is good...I know some people who cant even laugh with their husband or wife....so sad.



I dont understand men......

[SWATcop]

No woman has ever completely understood their man...or men in general.
I feel your pain...It's up to us as wives to take it up the *** and smile.
Good luck with that... :D
So, what you're saying is that you take it in the ***? Cool. I did chicks that aren't afraid to experiment... :D

[squad51]

So, what you're saying is that you take it in the ***? Cool. I did chicks that aren't afraid to experiment... :D
I just fell off my chair :D :eek:

[LadyLawman]

ok update!!
I just called and Spoke to the Chiefs Secretary she said he told her he would have an answer by the end of the week so most likely by the end of the day we will know she said and she said he will probrably cll me himself!!

[SWATcop]

I just fell off my chair :D :eek:
Glad I could be of some assistance in the humor department this morning. I had a really crappy night, so I guess the least I can do is make other people laugh today. I certainly won't be laughing. :(

[LadyLawman]

So, what you're saying is that you take it in the ***? Cool. I did chicks that aren't afraid to experiment... :D
ummm WHOA!!! Ok... Ummmm NEVERMIND!! :eek:

[SWATcop]

ok update!!
I just called and Spoke to the Chiefs Secretary she said he told her he would have an answer by the end of the week so most likely by the end of the day we will know she said and she said he will probrably cll me himself!!
Good luck! I'm still waiting for my beer, you know... ;)

[LadyLawman]

Glad I could be of some assistance in the humor department this morning. I had a really crappy night, so I guess the least I can do is make other people laugh today. I certainly won't be laughing. :(
yeah you didnt sound to happy last night when we talked, so I assume it didnt get any better later on eh?

[LadyLawman]

Good luck! I'm still waiting for my beer, you know... ;)
well I will have this weekend off so if ya wanna get together for a beer in the afternoon let me know!!

[SWATcop]

yeah you didnt sound to happy last night when we talked, so I assume it didnt get any better later on eh?
No comment. Nothing like an assclown with stars on his lapel.

[LadyLawman]

No comment. Nothing like an assclown with stars on his lapel.
NICE!! I'll let it rest from there then. .... Hopefully we can make ya smile!! Although my name isnt Quopper I can sure give it a whirl ;)

[SWATcop]

NICE!! I'll let it rest from there then. .... Hopefully we can make ya smile!! Although my name isnt Quopper I can sure give it a whirl ;)
Bad, bad night. I went in around 5:30 PM last night for court and just got home around 8:30 AM this morning. I'm in a bit of a "mood." On my second beer. SWATcop is a little bit "****y" today, so I'll try not to reply to anything that ****es me off because I have a feeling that I would be unjustly cruel.

[LadyLawman]

Bad, bad night. I went in around 5:30 PM last night for court and just got home around 8:30 AM this morning. I'm in a bit of a "mood." On my second beer. SWATcop is a little bit "****y" today, so I'll try not to reply to anything that ****es me off because I have a feeling that I would be unjustly cruel.
LOL totally understandable.. but shouldnt that be a Jim and Coke?? rather then a beer??

[squad51]

admin, court, or bad guys problems? court at 1730?

[SWATcop]

LOL totally understandable.. but shouldnt that be a Jim and Coke?? rather then a beer??
Out of Jim Beam and too tired to drive to the store. I'm making due with a 6 of that new Budweiser Select. It's pretty good, actually.

[tk0727]

Out of Jim Beam and too tired to drive to the store. I'm making due with a 6 of that new Budweiser Select. It's pretty good, actually.
Only 6? hmmmm.
1. Quopper
2. TK
3. Lady Law
4. TX Lady
5. Quopper
6. Quopper! LOL
name em as you drink em! :D

[LadyLawman]

well it looks like its just you and I in here for now. I think TK is in PM land with someone from Area 51 LOL Surprised Quopper hasnt deteced your online yet.. and me hell I just benchwarm around these here parts!! Unless Hooters are mentioned LOL then everyone will be out of the woodwork!!

[squad51]

a friend of mine is a rep for bud...

[tk0727]

well it looks like its just you and I in here for now. I think TK is in PM land with someone from Area 51 LOL Surprised Quopper hasnt deteced your online yet.. and me hell I just benchwarm around these here parts!! Unless Hooters are mentioned LOL then everyone will be out of the woodwork!!

LOL. TK's just in a happy place right now. COULD be Area 51.. Lol

[LadyLawman]

Out of Jim Beam and too tired to drive to the store. I'm making due with a 6 of that new Budweiser Select. It's pretty good, actually.
I tried that out at Busch Gardens from the draft was pretty good. I love free beer at Busch Gardens ya have to know the trick to the more then 2 rule LOL ;)

[SWATcop]

admin, court, or bad guys problems? court at 1730?
Court was at 6:00 PM. Had to go to the P.D. to get copies of the report and citations first, and then drive to the courthouse. After court (around 6:30 PM) I got stuck re-investigating a hit & run traffic crash which took almost until midnight. Then I worked my regular shift from midnight until 8:00 AM. Not to mention the fact that people called out last night and were also on vacation, and I worked the streets BY MYSELF. So, needless to say I didn't have a choice but to take every stinkin' call that came in and got stuck with all of the subsequent reports. Not happy. :mad:

[squad51]

who is this area guy you ladies keep chatting about? :confused: :D :cool: :rolleyes:

[tk0727]

who is this area guy you ladies keep chatting about? :confused: :D :cool: :rolleyes:

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm I don't know but I think he's pretty hot.

[SWATcop]

Only 6? hmmmm.
1. Quopper
2. TK
3. Lady Law
4. TX Lady
5. Quopper
6. Quopper! LOL
name em as you drink em! :D
I'd rather EAT them. Oops, did I say that out loud?

[squad51]

how big is your agency? and why the f would you have to reinvestigate a h&R?

[tk0727]

I'd rather EAT them. Oops, did I say that out loud?


you're talking bout beer, remember? gotta suck em on down! :D

[LadyLawman]

LOL. TK's just in a happy place right now. COULD be Area 51.. Lol
LOL Trust me I know there is no COULD be abouts it LOL ;) ;) ;) My observation skills are impecable!!

[tk0727]

LOL Trust me I know there is no COULD be abouts it LOL ;) ;) ;) My observation skills are impecable!!


Ok, I don't think he even noticed what I did.. I'm gonna change it today

[SWATcop]

you're talking bout beer, remember? gotta suck em on down! :D
Can I at least stick my tongue in and out of the hole of the bottle? ;)

[SWATcop]

how big is your agency? and why the f would you have to reinvestigate a h&R?
Not big enough, and because the ASSCLOWN that was involved went in and cried and bitched to the chief that he wasn't happy with the outcome of the original report. Dude, I'm not even going there this morning. I'm looking around the house for an X ring.

[LadyLawman]

Ok, I don't think he even noticed what I did.. I'm gonna change it today
LOL niether did the other one notice I changed Mine as well

[squad51]

what did I not notice???

[tk0727]

Can I at least stick my tongue in and out of the hole of the bottle? ;)

over and over again!

[tk0727]

what did I not notice???

we all changed our titles under our avatar's yesterday.

[SWATcop]

over and over again!
Well, then - how about the little circles? Can I make the little circles, too?

[squad51]

oh..yeah I saw that but it took me until right now to get it...yeah thats my story :rolleyes:

[LadyLawman]

over and over again!
ok you said that and now I have that song in my head !!!!! LOL

[tk0727]

Well, then - how about the little circles? Can I make the little circles, too?

As many as your little heart desires! I'm not a complainer.
But I MIGHT just be a dead woman when my buddy gets on here! LOL :D

[SWATcop]

As many as your little heart desires! I'm not a complainer.
But I MIGHT just be a dead woman when my buddy gets on here! LOL :D
Yeah, where's she at, anyway? She's late! Oh, Quopper... Quopper... Can you come out and play? :p

[tk0727]

ok you said that and now I have that song in my head !!!!! LOL

sorry...I have too many OTHER things in my head right now ... :D

[LadyLawman]

As many as your little heart desires! I'm not a complainer.
But I MIGHT just be a dead woman when my buddy gets on here! LOL :D
LOL hell I just benchwarm around here anyway unless like I said boobs are mentioned then they all wait till I leave and then start talking geez I didnt think I was that damn Scarry!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[tk0727]

Yeah, where's she at, anyway? She's late! Oh, Quopper... Quopper... Can you come out and play? :p
haven't heard from her this morning.

[SWATcop]

LOL hell I just benchwarm around here anyway unless like I said boobs are mentioned then they all wait till I leave and then start talking geez I didnt think I was that damn Scarry!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
They're only scary if you're another woman that is less endowed than you, which is pretty much everyone I know.

[LadyLawman]

Yeah, where's she at, anyway? She's late! Oh, Quopper... Quopper... Can you come out and play? :p
LOL I give up I'm going to just talk to myself....
So Self how you doing today... Well I am ok...and you?? well doing ok I guess .. so hows the weather.. Ehh its yucky :rolleyes:

[tk0727]

LOL hell I just benchwarm around here anyway unless like I said boobs are mentioned then they all wait till I leave and then start talking geez I didnt think I was that damn Scarry!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

You're not benchwarming, you're just not jumping in on the dirty talk! I bet if you did, they'd be talking right back.

[SWATcop]

LOL I give up I'm going to just talk to myself....
So Self how you doing today... Well I am ok...and you?? well doing ok I guess .. so hows the weather.. Ehh its yucky :rolleyes:
So, the other day I was saying to myself. "George!" That's what I call myself when I'm talking to myself. "George!" I said...

[tk0727]

They're only scary if you're another woman that is less endowed than you, which is pretty much everyone I know.


not EVERYONE ...LOL.. If I remember correctly. Lady's still in the single digits.

[LadyLawman]

You're not benchwarming, you're just not jumping in on the dirty talk! I bet if you did, they'd be talking right back.
I dunno think Quopper has me beat in that area LOL I'm not allowed to have sharing. so I'll just check out the benchwarmers for the other team LOL gonna have to find a FD board LOL I might have a chance there ;)

[SWATcop]

Back in a few. I have to go "recycle" some Budweiser.

[LadyLawman]

not EVERYONE ...LOL.. If I remember correctly. Lady's still in the single digits.
single digits??

[tk0727]

I dunno think Quopper has me beat in that area LOL I'm not allowed to have sharing. so I'll just check out the benchwarmers for the other team LOL gonna have to find a FD board LOL I might have a chance there ;)

yeah, I'm not so good with dirty talk, either.

[tk0727]

single digits??
D cup? right?

[LadyLawman]

D cup? right?
yes thats me I'm a small D

[squad51]

yeah, I'm not so good with dirty talk, either.
really?????

[tk0727]

yes thats me I'm a small D
LOL...SWAT said that everyone he knew was less endowed than you. I just reminded him not EVERYBODY LOL.
I actually wish I was D only...

[tk0727]

really?????

yeah, not really. My ears turn red. :D

[SWATcop]

yes thats me I'm a small D
BWWWWAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

Yeah, right. And Clinton didn't inhale.

[LadyLawman]

LOL...SWAT said that everyone he knew was less endowed than you. I just reminded him not EVERYBODY LOL.
I actually wish I was D only...
LOL you go girl!!

[SWATcop]

LOL...SWAT said that everyone he knew was less endowed than you. I just reminded him not EVERYBODY LOL.
I actually wish I was D only...
Still waiting on those pictures... (sounds of crickets chirping) ;)

[squad51]

I need a new dept..

[tk0727]

Still waiting on those pictures... (sounds of crickets chirping) ;)
LOL... yeah, I debated on sending them to you or not. :p

[squad51]

hey wait tk0727 has boobs?

[tk0727]

I need a new dept..

where did that come from?

[tk0727]

hey wait tk0727 has boobs?

kinda sorta... and can flex em too! HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW!

[LadyLawman]

BWWWWAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

Yeah, right. And Clinton didn't inhale.
LOL I thought he didnt :confused: :D

[squad51]

where did that come from?
I was just thinking about how crappy things have been going for me at work.....

[SWATcop]

hey wait tk0727 has boobs?
Boobs? Did you say BOOBS? More like a matched set of Mt. Everests. :D

[LadyLawman]

kinda sorta... and can flex em too! HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW!
I can flex em too and make em dance LOL

[SWATcop]

kinda sorta... and can flex em too! HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW!
Pictures, dammit! I want PICTURES!!!

[tk0727]

Boobs? Did you say BOOBS? More like a matched set of Mt. Everests. :D

HEY, did Quopper forward those pictures! LOL

[squad51]

hey wait what picture did you get???

[tk0727]

I can flex em too and make em dance LOL

yayyy! I'm not the only one that likes to tease the boys like that! LOL
funny, though the left one can flex better than the right! :D

[SWATcop]

I can flex em too and make em dance LOL
Why does that not surprise me? You can probably get yours to do the Hokey Pokey! "You put your big boobs in, you put your big boobs out... You put your big boobs in, and you shake 'em all about..."

[SWATcop]

HEY, did Quopper forward those pictures! LOL
Which ones? The ones of you with the goat or the other ones? (LOL) :D

[LadyLawman]

yayyy! I'm not the only one that likes to tease the boys like that! LOL
funny, though the left one can flex better than the right! :D
LOL I can flex them evenly lol I like to do it to the beat of music lol its too funny to see the looks !!!

[tk0727]

hey wait what picture did you get???

one I took down my shirt on St. Patty's day..

[LadyLawman]

Why does that not surprise me? You can probably get yours to do the Hokey Pokey! "You put your big boobs in, you put your big boobs out... You put your big boobs in, and you shake 'em all about..."
LOL and YESS I CAN!!!

[tk0727]

LOL I can flex them evenly lol I like to do it to the beat of music lol its too funny to see the looks !!!

I love it! and the more benching I do, the higher up the look. kinda look fake, actually.. so when you puff up to flex your muscles, they puff right out there, huh?
Guys seem to like that part. :D

[squad51]

I never got that pic :(

[SWATcop]

I love it! and the more benching I do, the higher up the look. kinda look fake, actually.. so when you puff up to flex your muscles, they puff right out there, huh?
Guys seem to like that part. :D
Actually, guys like the part when you take your top off and let us take a little "taste test..."

[tk0727]

I never got that pic :(
neither did SWAT.. he he he..
Quopper did get the one of me kissing another girl, though..







(it was on the cheek) :D

[squad51]

again off my chair...

[LadyLawman]

I love it! and the more benching I do, the higher up the look. kinda look fake, actually.. so when you puff up to flex your muscles, they puff right out there, huh?
Guys seem to like that part. :D
LOL when I used to go work out at the gym I used to have a gruop that always ended up over near these 2 machines by the bench press and the chest press and I would always catch me looking lol when I would lay down I'd have to lift my head up over my boobs to see though LOL

[tk0727]

Actually, guys like the part when you take your top off and let us take a little "taste test..."


I'm pretty fond of that part, too. How bout you Lady?

[tk0727]

LOL when I used to go work out at the gym I used to have a gruop that always ended up over near these 2 machines by the bench press and the chest press and I would always catch me looking lol when I would lay down I'd have to lift my head up over my boobs to see though LOL

:D I know exactly what you mean! fkrs get in the way sometimes.

[SWATcop]

neither did SWAT.. he he he..
Quopper did get the one of me kissing another girl, though..







(it was on the cheek) :D
Yeah, her *** cheek...

[tk0727]

Yeah, her *** cheek...

hmmmmmmmmmmm only Quopper has the pic.. maybe she can tell you. :p

[squad51]

:D I know exactly what you mean! fkrs get in the way sometimes.
I volunteer to hold them so they don't get in the way!

[SWATcop]

:D I know exactly what you mean! fkrs get in the way sometimes.
If you'd like, I would be more than happy to graciously offer my services to hold them for you while you work out so that they don't get in your way. I mean, after all - it's the least I could do... :p

[LadyLawman]

I'm pretty fond of that part, too. How bout you Lady?
hmm would have to agreee ... yes defiently!!

[tk0727]

I volunteer to hold them so they don't get in the way!

got big hands?

[SWATcop]

I volunteer to hold them so they don't get in the way!
Damn, you beat me to it! :mad:

[tk0727]

Damn, you beat me to it! :mad:
don't be mad, there are 2 of us here that you can help out. :rolleyes:

[LadyLawman]

I volunteer to hold them so they don't get in the way!
Ok so Self... hmm need to think of another name besides Self.... So Cleetus... my new name for Self... how was your night.. oh it was ok Cleetus how about yours?? ehh was ok I guess

[squad51]

YOU know it!

[squad51]

hey cool that post answered to things..yes I beat swat and yes I have big hands....and you know what they saw about guys with big hands right?

[LadyLawman]

don't be mad, there are 2 of us here that you can help out. :rolleyes:
LOL nope am not in the game I keewp telling you I am only warming benches and talkg to self OPPs mean Cleetus

[squad51]

they wear big gloves

[tk0727]

LOL nope am not in the game I keewp telling you I am only warming benches and talkg to self OPPs mean Cleetus

Of course you're in the game..

and Squad. good thing you have big hands , cuz it takes both of my hands to cover one side.

[squad51]

woooohooo I am moving to kansas! LOL

[LadyLawman]

Of course you're in the game..

and Squad. good thing you have big hands , cuz it takes both of my hands to cover one side.
nope hence the new nickname..... :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[SWATcop]

hey cool that post answered to things..yes I beat swat and yes I have big hands....and you know what they saw about guys with big hands right?
You can grab wrap your fingers around your entire pee-pee?

[tk0727]

You can grab wrap your fingers around your entire pee-pee?
LOL....I can fit my fist in my mouth.. :D

[SWATcop]

nope hence the new nickname..... :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
"Benchwarmer?" You've got to be kidding me. With equipment like that you should call yourself something like "Mama Mountains" or "Boobs Malone."

[SWATcop]

LOL....I can fit my fist in my mouth.. :DI can fit my, well, nevermind... ;)