Chat, chat, chat, chat, chat....

[Chiram]

Naw I am good on music right now....

I did get a kick *** Tricky song the other day called Moody....and no not the rapper......

I need to download some more...I only have like 75 mp3s. I used to have like 2000. :(

[Chiram]

Oh she can do anything on this computer,Does walmart sell those CD singles like they used too :confused:

They wouldn't have this one. It's old and I don't think it was ever released as a single. LOL I'll get it to you somehow.

[BowzerTee]

I need to download some more...I only have like 75 mp3s. I used to have like 2000. :(
hurt, nine inch nails

[Chiram]

hurt, nine inch nails

Umm...okay...

[Chiram]

Al right Iam putting this night owl to bed take care Chiram,I don't care what anybody says I think the State of Ark is the most beautiful place to visit in the whole South and Tn is 2nd you lucky DOG good nite :)

Later dude.

[BowzerTee]

I think when I get my haircut next week I will get a pedicure and a manicure
ohh fun :) im waitin for my hair to grow so i can cut it :D

[Halo745]

ohh fun :) im waitin for my hair to grow so i can cut it :D


Every four weeks I gotta cut my hair....otherwise I cant spike it....

[Chiram]

Every four weeks I gotta cut my hair....otherwise I cant spike it....

I have to cut mine every 3. But the barber screwwed up my cut this time, so it's gonna be 6 before it's long enough to cut and have it look right. I almost slapped his old @$$.

[BowzerTee]

yay i finally got my pic to change
post 666 woohoo!!

[Halo745]

and u got it to change on post 666...lmmo

[Halo745]

Lil Bow Wow...You got mail

[BowzerTee]

and u got it to change on post 666...lmmo
pretty awesome isnt it :-P
well, time for me to catch my beauty sleep night dollie

[Halo745]

Quick...Lets all hide and turn out the lights before Princess gets here

[BowzerTee]

Lil Bow Wow...You got mail
YAY! I love you ...maybe... :p

[BowzerTee]

::flips light switch:: ooohhh its dark

[Halo745]

::flips light switch:: ooohhh its dark


well to bad its not november.....until then I am sweet innocent and adorable

[Chiram]

Well...this is boring...

[Halo745]

Well...this is boring...
thats because we are hi jacking the restraining order thread ;)

[JHoek]

thats because we are hi jacking the restraining order thread ;)
ah... that was some good fun

[Chiram]

thats because we are hi jacking the restraining order thread ;)

LMAO I read about two sentences of that thread and couldn't understand a word of it.

[Chiram]

Damn, dog farts stink. :mad:

[tk0727]

Mooooooooooooonin people! :D

[sgt162]

Mooooooooooooonin people! :D
good morning

[tk0727]

Hey Peaches.. how are you today?

[sgt162]

Hey Peaches.. how are you today?
I am doing well. how about you.

[tk0727]

I am doing well. how about you.


Hyper! I worked late last night at a comedian show..then got up feeling pretty good this morning. I'll probably be draggin by 3pm, but oh well.
Got a nice sore chest from a good workout yesterday (it's the good soreness ya know) means it's workin. Other than that.. pretty much BORING :D

[TXLady]

Hey TK, where is the Queen today?

[sgt162]

Hyper! I worked late last night at a comedian show..then got up feeling pretty good this morning. I'll probably be draggin by 3pm, but oh well.
Got a nice sore chest from a good workout yesterday (it's the good soreness ya know) means it's workin. Other than that.. pretty much BORING :D
working out is good????????? all that you are going to do is strain a muscle and get tired.



just kidding. I need to get back in the gym. my captian has been on my ***** about it. we used to work out together. but, i got burned out on the gym and i have not been in a while.

[Java King]

Hello everyone!!!!!

[tk0727]

working out is good????????? all that you are going to do is strain a muscle and get tired.



just kidding. I need to get back in the gym. my captian has been on my ***** about it. we used to work out together. but, i got burned out on the gym and i have not been in a while.


Once I get motivated I love it! .. and 21 days left til Florida? I have to be motivated! :D :eek:

[sgt162]

Once I get motivated I love it! .. and 21 days left til Florida? I have to be motivated! :D :eek:
i use to love it. at one point i was working out twice a day.

[Java King]

where Did Everyone Go???????helllloooooo!! :(

[sgt162]

where Did Everyone Go???????helllloooooo!! :(
i am still hanging around

[Java King]

i am still hanging around

Good Sgt. How are you today?? I noticed a tidbit about working out. I did that before work this morning & now I'm all jacked up. Good feeling.

[TheQueen]

Good Sgt. How are you today?? I noticed a tidbit about working out. I did that before work this morning & now I'm all jacked up. Good feeling.
Morning everyone!

King, honey, did you work-out for me too?? I missed mine this morning, which means I have to do it tonight! Not the most exciting way to spend an evening..... :rolleyes:

[Java King]

Morning everyone!

King, honey, did you work-out for me too?? I missed mine this morning, which means I have to do it tonight! Not the most exciting way to spend an evening..... :rolleyes:


For you??? :confused: I'd rather work out with you ;)
Oh, I forgot to mention...I got someplace better than a chief's office....
The workout room is way in the back of the station & no one uses it. Now, what do you think about that?? :D

[TheQueen]

For you??? :confused: I'd rather work out with you ;)
Oh, I forgot to mention...I got someplace better than a chief's office....
The workout room is way in the back of the station & no one uses it. Now, what do you think about that?? :D
Okay work out WITH me then! That would TOTALLY change my outlook on the gym!

Speaking of the gym, I think we can give a whole new meaning to the words "Incline Bench Press"! :eek: Let's go there instead! (still once in the Chief's place just to say Nah Nah Nah Na Na NA! :D )

[Java King]

Okay work out WITH me then! That would TOTALLY change my outlook on the gym!

Speaking of the gym, I think we can give a whole new meaning to the words "Incline Bench Press"! :eek: Let's go there instead! (still once in the Chief's place just to say Nah Nah Nah Na Na NA! :D )


You got it. I want a ride in your patrol car then :eek:

[TXLady]

You got it. I want a ride in your patrol car then :eek:

Java, let's make up. I wasn't talking about YOU! :eek:

[Java King]

Java, let's make up. I wasn't talking about YOU! :eek:

Don't worry TX, I got a little confused. That happens when you work every day & get 4-6 hours of sleep. Man I can't stop drinking enough coffee!! :D

[TheQueen]

You got it. I want a ride in your patrol car then :eek:
Can I tell you something that is VERY AWESOME, but just between you and I?

I GET A TAKE HOME CAR! :eek: :D

[Java King]

Oh no what have I stubbled into here a spat yall Kiss&makeup :rolleyes:

No spat BoHunk, just confusion on my part. Hey I do like your new name. The other ones would have associated you with that stupid "Donald Chump" Man, I can't stand that guy!! :mad:

[TheQueen]

Oh no what have I stubbled into here a spat yall Kiss&makeup :rolleyes:
Didn't you know we intentionally start fights so we can kiss all of you guys? :p

Hey JAVA - I feel a fight coming on with you! ;)

[TXLady]

Don't worry TX, I got a little confused. That happens when you work every day & get 4-6 hours of sleep. Man I can't stop drinking enough coffee!! :D

OK, all's right with the world now. ;)

[Java King]

Can I tell you something that is VERY AWESOME, but just between you and I?

I GET A TAKE HOME CAR! :eek: :D

YIPPIE!!! I'll get the shop towels & the Febreeze :D

[Java King]

Hey JAVA - I feel a fight coming on with you! ;)

I challenge you to an oil wrestling match. I'll even go easy on you :p

[TheQueen]

YIPPIE!!! I'll get the shop towels & the Febreeze :D
Just bring the suspenders and surgi-lube (sp?), I'll bleach the car out! Wouldn't want to waste precious minutes cleaning while you were here, we have other things to do! ;)

[TXLady]

[QUOTE=TheQueen]Didn't you know we intentionally start fights so we can kiss all of you guys? :p

NOT me! Well, maybe one. ;) :o

[TheQueen]

I challenge you to an oil wrestling match. I'll even go easy on you :p
Now THAT is a challenge I simply CANNOT refuse!

You don't have to go easy on me, I'm pretty squirrly (flexible too!) :D

Hold on, just let me put on my bikini first, don't want to ruin my clothes!

[Java King]

Gee thanks Ive been getting my cyber *** kicked in the thread I posted Ask A Cop ;)


How's the weather in my FAVORITE state??? I'm comin' back to them there Smoky Mountains 'yall. I'm bringing the Queen with since I like forests! :eek:

[TXLady]

[QUOTE=TXLady]Who in ? is that :eek:


I'll never tell. ;)

[Java King]

Hold on, just let me put on my bikini first, don't want to ruin my clothes!

Damn Queen STOP THAT!!!!!!!!!
Now I'm gonna talk in my sleep tonight. I'm sleeping in the ambulance tonight! :(

[Java King]

I'll never tell. ;)

Please do :D , this IS a fantasy thread isn't it??? :eek:

[TheQueen]

How's the weather in my FAVORITE state??? I'm comin' back to them there Smoky Mountains 'yall. I'm bringing the Queen with since I like forests! :eek:
Ohhhhh, do we get to do a little camping too???

[Java King]

Ohhhhh, do we get to do a little camping too???

Since BoHunk mentioned it, I'm trying to figure out how to oil wrassle in TN. :confused:

That's the kind of good 'ol fashoned wrasslin you do right in the mud. I think I like oil better. But, whatever, as long as you wear the bikini :D

[Java King]

Yeah try the pinic tables it will be the best on the back for getting LAID!!!1 :eek:

MODERATORS, MODERATORS, :eek: Watch out!!!!!! I love you guys man (sniff sniff) I don't want to see anyone get banned :(

[Java King]

Use canola cooking oil will even throw in some Post Grape nuts to give it that added crunch :eek:

I hear wrasslin' a southern gal is rough. They take down bulls & stuff :eek:
Not like dainty little Queen ;)

[sgt162]

Use canola cooking oil will even throw in some Post Grape nuts to give it that added crunch :eek:
down south we use crisco

[DaveinUtah]

Use canola cooking oil will even throw in some Post Grape nuts to give it that added crunch :eek:

down south we use crisco

Us Italians use EVOO (Extra Virgin Olive Oil) ;)

[TXLady]

Dainty little Queen?! That women will eat you alive!Not like dainty little Queen ;) :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Java King]

Us Italians use EVOO (Extra Virgin Olive Oil) ;)

NOW YOU'RE TALKIN'!! I'll throw in the sun-dried tomatos too!! The winner get's to eat them off the losing opponent! :eek:

[Java King]

Hey TX!! Are the women just as rough in Texas?? :D

[DaveinUtah]

NOW YOU'RE TALKIN'!! I'll throw in the sun-dried tomatos too!! The winner get's to eat them off the losing opponent! :eek:

Throw in a little garlic and I think we have a plan. :D

[TXLady]

Hey TX!! Are the women just as rough in Texas?? :D

Not me. I'm very sweet and innocent. ;) :p :rolleyes: :D

[sgt162]

Typical G E O R G I A response hell I thought yall still used L A R D :eek:
acually we do. lol

[Java King]

Not me. I'm very sweet and innocent. ;) :p :rolleyes: :D


Good, it's just the Queen I have to be concerned with then. I'm still soaking those sun-dried tomatos & getting the olive oil ready. Garlic, Garlic?????? :eek:

[TXLady]

Good, it's just the Queen I have to be concerned with then. I'm still soaking those sun-dried tomatos & getting the olive oil ready. Garlic, Garlic?????? :eek:

Stop that, you're making me hungry! :p

[Java King]

Tell you what Java I'll fix you up with a real Mtn woman shes the Dr Doolittle of the Smokies she talks to Big F O O T :eek:

No thanks!! I don't need a woman that looks like a man & wrestles bears :eek:

[Java King]

Oh pour yourself another cup of Folgers I hear you prefer the CAN over the fresh :D

NO WAY MAN, I'LL NEVER DRINK ANOTHER!!!!!!!

[TXLady]

Oh pour yourself another cup of Folgers I hear you prefer the CAN over the fresh :D

Java, I'm going to say something that will really shock you!

I DON'T DRINK COFFEE AT ALL!!!

[DaveinUtah]

Java, I'm going to say something that will really shock you!

I DON'T DRINK COFFEE AT ALL!!!

I don't either, but I think that will all change once I start patrol, oh, and with a baby on the way. I am going to need all the caffine I can get. ;)

[Java King]

Java, I'm going to say something that will really shock you!

I DON'T DRINK COFFEE AT ALL!!!


That's ok, you must have some other fix, we all do..

[TheQueen]

I hear wrasslin' a southern gal is rough. They take down bulls & stuff :eek:
Not like dainty little Queen ;)
Dainty?? Oh my, I think I gave you the wrong impression of me! :eek:

My computer CRASHED at a REALLY bad time, I am ****ed right now....... :mad:

[Java King]

Dainty?? Oh my, I think I gave you the wrong impression of me! :eek:

My computer CRASHED at a REALLY bad time, I am ****ed right now....... :mad:

Uh oh, the Queen's upset. That's ok, wear that bikini & take your aggression out on me. I got the olive oil & the sun-dried tomatos ready :eek:

[TheQueen]

Damn Queen STOP THAT!!!!!!!!!
Now I'm gonna talk in my sleep tonight. I'm sleeping in the ambulance tonight! :(
Want some company? ;)

[Java King]

Want some company? ;)

Yes I do :)

[TheQueen]

Good we can all take the chance and tell her off :D
Tell me off right now you might get more than you bargained for! :eek:

Java, honey, sweety, I might need that oild to be rubbed in, in a few places, to help relax me from this foul mood! ;)

[TXLady]

Tell me off right now you might get more than you bargained for! :eek:

Java, honey, sweety, I might need that oild to be rubbed in, in a few places, to help relax me from this foul mood! ;)


I'm gonna throw up! :rolleyes: BTW, o.com deleted that nut job's thread. :)

[Java King]

Java, honey, sweety, I might need that oild to be rubbed in, in a few places, to help relax me from this foul mood! ;)

You got it Queenie!! Just make sure you have that bikini on! ;)

[TXLady]

Tell me off right now you might get more than you bargained for! :eek:

Java, honey, sweety, I might need that oild to be rubbed in, in a few places, to help relax me from this foul mood! ;)

Didn't you forget sugar lips? :p

[Java King]

I'm gonna throw up! :rolleyes:

Oh, that's right, I forgot :confused:
You Texans like to wrestle in BBQ sauce right??? :D :p

[code3_K9]

Been away for about 2 weeks, but now Im back... Living in Cali now... Got hired on with the FD out there, as a firefigter/paramedic. I start the academy in 6 weeks.

[DaveinUtah]

Who's thread got deleted :confused:

The "stalker" thread.

[TXLady]

Who's thread got deleted :confused:

It was a thread by someone named Coolcops and it sounded like he was stalking some poor girl.

[Java King]

Been away for about 2 weeks, but now Im back... Living in Cali now... Got hired on with the FD out there, as a firefigter/paramedic. I start the academy in 6 weeks.

Another Fireman!!! YIPPIE!!!!!!!!
Welcome!! Are you a medic already or do you have to spend the next 10 years learning it?? ;)

[Java King]

It was a thread by someone named Coolcops and it sounded like he was stalking some poor girl.

I'm glad. They need to do some better screening around here! :mad:

[Buttercup]

Hello everyone, I see it's just another day here...stalkers, oil wrestling, etc...... :D

[Java King]

Hello everyone, I see it's just another day here...stalkers, oil wrestling, etc...... :D

Wanna get in?? I'll take you and the Queen on at the same time. :eek:
When I get done with you two, I'll take TX down in some BBQ sauce :D

[Buttercup]

Wanna get in?? I'll take you and the Queen on at the same time. :eek:
When I get done with you two, I'll take TX down in some BBQ sauce :D


*brightening* Okay, but you're gonna be one tired guy when it's all over...... :D

[Java King]

BYE BOHUNK!

*brightening* Okay, but you're gonna be one tired guy when it's all over...... :D


Are you so sure of that little Buttercup?? :D

[Buttercup]

BYE BOHUNK!




Are you so sure of that little Buttercup?? :D



Hmmm - how much caffeine have you had? :D

[Java King]

Hmmm - how much caffeine have you had? :D

Humm lets see....Been up since 5am. Started drinking coffee & haven't stopped. I also worked out at the club before work today. I have alot of energy. The Queen is fired up too but her computer is sick. I think it needs an ambulance. :eek:

[DaveinUtah]

And they banned quopper,swatcop,and photogirrl for teasing something aint right. :confused:

Are you serious? :confused:

[Buttercup]

Humm lets see....Been up since 5am. Started drinking coffee & haven't stopped. I also worked out at the club before work today. I have alot of energy. The Queen is fired up too but her computer is sick. I think it needs an ambulance. :eek:


Okay.....I've been up since 6, I've had 3 cups of coffee...hellacious drive to work...too much work to do....I'm all wound up.....I don't know, Java, I think I might give you a pretty good workout today..... :D :D :D

[Java King]

Okay.....I've been up since 6, I've had 3 cups of coffee...hellacious drive to work...too much work to do....I'm all wound up.....I don't know, Java, I think I might give you a pretty good workout today..... :D :D :D


I think I better put the brakes on here. You and The Queen may be a tad bit too much. I don't want to bite off more than I can chew. :confused:

[Buttercup]

I think I better put the brakes on here. You and The Queen may be a tad bit too much. I don't want to bite off more than I can chew. :confused:


Well, since she was here first, I'll do the polite thing and step aside (can I watch, though?). Maybe I'll wrestle you after the Queen, but before TX....if you're up for it. :D :D :D

[Java King]

Well, since she was here first, I'll do the polite thing and step aside (can I watch, though?). Maybe I'll wrestle you after the Queen, but before TX....if you're up for it. :D :D :D

I'll think about it :rolleyes:
TX actually hasn't responded so I don't think she's into BBQ sauce like I thought all texans were. :eek:
The Queen's computer has turned into "the compuker" ;)

[Buttercup]

I'll think about it :rolleyes:
TX actually hasn't responded so I don't think she's into BBQ sauce like I thought all texans were. :eek:
The Queen's computer has turned into "the compuker" ;)


Ok, just let me know.....I'll get the oil ready. :D

I have to get going....everybody have a great day, talk to you soon! :)

[tk0727]

my boobies hurt :mad:

[Styx]

Oh, that's right, I forgot :confused:
You Texans like to wrestle in BBQ sauce right??? :D :p

BBQ sauce is for wimps....this Texan likes Picante sauce...the hotter the better. Ever had that stuff in your eyes?

[Java King]

Ok, just let me know.....I'll get the oil ready. :D

I have to get going....everybody have a great day, talk to you soon! :)


Bye Buttercup!!!!!!

[Java King]

BBQ sauce is for wimps....this Texan likes Picante sauce...the hotter the better. Ever had that stuff in your eyes?


Kind of like OC spray right?? :confused:

[Styx]

my boobies hurt :mad:

Aunt Flo????
Take some Ibuprofen, cut back on the coffee, drink a lot of water.....

[tk0727]

Aunt Flo????
Take some Ibuprofen, cut back on the coffee, drink a lot of water.....


oh no thank god I never had unexpected visitors! Depoprovera has been my friend for 8 years! LOL

No.. a hard chest workout yesterday.. sore boobies today.. and just about every other part of my upper body. .. but I did take some IBU.. and I am drinking lots of water :D

[Styx]

Kind of like OC spray right?? :confused:

Never had the pleasure of being sprayed with OC spray, but I assume its not as bad as hot sauce in your eyes. Depending on the pepper used...that stuff lingers, makes your skin red.....if you rub your eyes and forget to wash your hands and touch any part of your body....SURPRISE.........that burns too. Dont scratch your butt after rubbing hot sauce out of your eyes......OUCH!!!!!!

Try it sometime....will make ya tough!

[Styx]

oh no thank god I never had unexpected visitors! Depoprovera has been my friend for 8 years! LOL

No.. a hard chest workout yesterday.. sore boobies today.. and just about every other part of my upper body. .. but I did take some IBU.. and I am drinking lots of water :D
Oh, O.K.....just some friendly girl-talk.

[tk0727]

Oh, O.K.....just some friendly girl-talk.

And I appreciate it! thanks.
How's your angel?

[tk0727]

Never had the pleasure of being sprayed with OC spray, but I assume its not as bad as hot sauce in your eyes. Depending on the pepper used...that stuff lingers, makes your skin red.....if you rub your eyes and forget to wash your hands and touch any part of your body....SURPRISE.........that burns too. Dont scratch your butt after rubbing hot sauce out of your eyes......OUCH!!!!!!

Try it sometime....will make ya tough!

I got one better for ya..
Try havin your husband help make salsa and seed out Habenero's all day.. and then touch your whoo whoo deely that night! no matter how many times he washed his hands, that stuff stays on your skin! :eek:

[Styx]

And I appreciate it! thanks.
How's your angel?
She is well..... allergy issues and she thiks she is 16. She was upset that we would not let her do something the other day and put her hands on her hips and told us, "I going to my room!"
She marched upstairs and my husband said, "Something is wrong with her." I laughed and went up to talk to her after she cooled off. She is a smart cookie and is starting to talk a lot more....its time to nip that attitude in the bud before she turns into a monster. I think her allergies morph her into a teenager or something...dont know.

She is also going through a super hero stage...she has a dress-up box and it has a pink cape with a fake fur thing on it. She runs around wearing it saying she is Princess Iddan (how she says her name) and she is going to save people......puts her arms out saying, "I am flying now ......."
I think that is way cool that she has her alter-ego super hero who is a girl. Thats awesome. She calls on Spiderman or the Turtles to help her is she needs them. I love it!

[tk0727]

She is well..... allergy issues and she thiks she is 16. She was upset that we would not let her do something the other day and put her hands on her hips and told us, "I going to my room!"
She marched upstairs and my husband said, "Something is wrong with her." I laughed and went up to talk to her after she cooled off. She is a smart cookie and is starting to talk a lot more....its time to nip that attitude in the bud before she turns into a monster. I think her allergies morph her into a teenager or something...dont know.

She is also going through a super hero stage...she has a dress-up box and it has a pink cape with a fake fur thing on it. She runs around wearing it saying she is Princess Iddan (how she says her name) and she is going to save people......puts her arms out saying, "I am flying now ......."
I think that is way cool that she has her alter-ego super hero who is a girl. Thats awesome. She calls on Spiderman or the Turtles to help her is she needs them. I love it!


That's hilarious! Sounds like you're gonna have your hands full!
My daughter pulled that once with hands on the hips and said " What kind of mother ARE you!?"

[Styx]

I got one better for ya..
Try havin your husband help make salsa and seed out Habenero's all day.. and then touch your whoo whoo deely that night! no matter how many times he washed his hands, that stuff stays on your skin! :eek:

Oh man...OOOOOWWWWWW...I wear gloves when I cut any peppers......some are just hell to wash off...its seeps into your pores almost. That is an ancient Mexican secret my mom taught me........after she rubbed her eyes after cutting peppers and washing her hands........

[tk0727]

Oh man...OOOOOWWWWWW...I wear gloves when I cut any peppers......some are just hell to wash off...its seeps into your pores almost. That is an ancient Mexican secret my mom taught me........after she rubbed her eyes after cutting peppers and washing her hands........

Yeah, I usually wear them too, but sometimes I think that stuff seeps through anything! ..
But yeah! We had forgotten all about it and just started playin around at bedtime and uh oh! Damn! it was funny but not funny :eek:

[Styx]

Yeah, I usually wear them too, but sometimes I think that stuff seeps through anything! ..
But yeah! We had forgotten all about it and just started playin around at bedtime and uh oh! Damn! it was funny but not funny :eek:


I have a book about geting in tune with your sexual desire and I thik one of the tips is to use a little hot sauce....just a dot..to spice things up.....I kid you not.

I got the book, read some of the stuff and having morphed into the prude that I think I am becoming decided to give it to my sister who laughed at me....... I think she kept it though. I will see her this weekend so I may take a look at it....

Hot sauce......I mean, come on...screaming ,"Its on fire...call 911" does not a romantic, hot moment better...you know!

[Styx]

Anybody home????

I've got to share my good news...I got a letter yesterday from the Civil Service Commission re: the list that i was hoping to make for SO. I MADE THE LIST!!!!

KICKASS
You go girl.......Congrats!

[sgt162]

Anybody home????

I've got to share my good news...I got a letter yesterday from the Civil Service Commission re: the list that i was hoping to make for SO. I MADE THE LIST!!!!

KICKASS
that is great. told ya not to worry about it.

[GPOC]

Anybody home????

I've got to share my good news...I got a letter yesterday from the Civil Service Commission re: the list that i was hoping to make for SO. I MADE THE LIST!!!!

KICKASS


Congrats to you

[GPOC]

Hey sgt. Are you near Savannah?

[sgt162]

Anybody home????

I've got to share my good news...I got a letter yesterday from the Civil Service Commission re: the list that i was hoping to make for SO. I MADE THE LIST!!!!

KICKASS
what is the next step for you

[Lucky Seven]

Hello all...anyone home?



Congrats Steph, sounds like you are on your way!

[ArcticCat20]

I'm home, I'm home! Yay for me!

[BaseballBabe]

Thanks everyone...I'm a little unclear about the next step in the process...Guess I'll just wait and find out.. :)



Congrats...

[BaseballBabe]

Hi Lucky and Artic



Can you hear me now? How about now?

Now?

;) :p

[ArcticCat20]

Hi Lucky and Artic

Hey there, what's up with you? Have you taken your mini-vacation yet?

[ProCop75]

New here to this thread ProCop75 reporting in :)

[ArcticCat20]

New here to this thread ProCop75 reporting in :)

Welcome to the thread. Sit down and hold on cuz these folks can get pretty wild. :)

[BaseballBabe]

Hey there, what's up with you? Have you taken your mini-vacation yet?

Yes, I took it during Mother's Day weekend. I am so hyper this morning. I went to the gym this morning,then went running,then bought a whole lot of fruit to eat. Going to the gym again tonight. The sun is shining and it is going to be a beautiful day outside this weekend.

That is it for me. How are you?

[DaveinUtah]

New here to this thread ProCop75 reporting in :)

New here to this thread? With 1 post, it looks like you are new to the whole board :D

Welcome!

[ProCop75]

New here to this thread? With 1 post, it looks like you are new to the whole board :D

Welcome!Yes a brand new me computer was damaged due to a crash just got a new one :)

[BaseballBabe]

New here to this thread ProCop75 reporting in :)



OOOoooo fresh meat.... welcome to the forum and have a blast (believe me you will). :eek: :rolleyes:

[Lucky Seven]

Hi Lucky and Artic



Can you hear me now? How about now?

Now?

;) :p


Hi BBB,

Sorry I was off looking at another thread. :o

How are you doing? Heard anything yet on your app?

[ProCop75]

OOOoooo fresh meat.... welcome to the forum and have a blast (believe me you will). :eek: :rolleyes:Thank you very much looks good so far,Iam in a learning experience so take it easy on me,I would appreciate it. :)

[BaseballBabe]

Yes a brand new me computer was damaged due to a crash just got a new one :)



what kind of computer. Dell is the best! :D

[Lucky Seven]

Yes a brand new me computer was damaged due to a crash just got a new one :)


Welcome !



(10 character minimum) :rolleyes:

[ProCop75]

what kind of computer. Dell is the best! :DThats the on Dell affordable :)

[BaseballBabe]

Thank you very much looks good so far,Iam in a learning experience so take it easy on me,I would appreciate it. :)


If you are a cop then what the hell is the point on going easy on you.What til you meet the "other two". Uh oh knowing them they won't go easy on you. :eek: So why should I. :p


;)

[Styx]

Welcome Procop...enjoy...dont let us mess with you too much....

[BaseballBabe]

Welcome !



(10 character minimum) :rolleyes:


Hi Lucky.

So far, I have only received one letter from the CHp. Telling me when my testing dates are. My written is on July 30th (in which I have been studying for every chance I am not working and working out). My PAT is on Aug. 20th. In the letter it said that they will send me more informtation to let me know where my written test will be and what to bring (I hope). Or should I call a local recruiter to ask them what I need to bring for the written test.

BBB :D

[ProCop75]

If you are a cop then what the hell is the point on going easy on you.What til you meet the "other two". Uh oh knowing them they won't go easy on you. :eek: So why should I. :p


;)Well Miss I guess its my southern raising,I leave the badge at the station sort of like Mister Rodgers in his neighborhood,he would change out of his coat take off his shoes put on his sweater and sneakers and unwind he is home. :)

[BaseballBabe]

Welcome Procop...enjoy...dont let us mess with you too much....



Hi Styx...



(10 character can kiss my "cute" butt) :p

[Styx]

Well Miss I guess its my southern raising,I leave the badge at the station sort of like Mister Rodgers in his neighborhood,he would change out of his coat take off his shoes put on his sweater and sneakers and unwind he is home. :)

Oh goodie, another Southerner......

[Styx]

Hi Styx...



(10 character can kiss my "cute" butt) :p
Hi BB......

[DaveinUtah]

Hi Styx...



(10 character can kiss my "cute" butt) :p

And, how cute is this "cute" butt of yours? ;)

Just curious, cause I'm an Assman :D

[BaseballBabe]

Well Miss I guess its my southern raising,I leave the badge at the station sort of like Mister Rodgers in his neighborhood,he would change out of his coat take off his shoes put on his sweater and sneakers and unwind he is home. :)


You'll have to excuse me. I am a bit hyper today. I had a great workout this morning. Along with waking up at the crack of dawn. That is one of the things I miss about dating southern dudes with the exception of older men. Southern dudes are gentlemenly like. :D

[TXLady]

Hi everyone, just popping in for a minute before going back to work. How is everyone? :)

[ProCop75]

You'll have to excuse me. I am a bit hyper today. I had a great workout this morning. Along with waking up at the crack of dawn. That is one of the things I miss about dating southern dudes with the exception of older men. Southern dudes are gentlemenly like. :DThank you mam for those kind remarks :)

[Lucky Seven]

Hi Lucky.

So far, I have only received one letter from the CHp. Telling me when my testing dates are. My written is on July 30th (in which I have been studying for every chance I am not working and working out). My PAT is on Aug. 20th. In the letter it said that they will send me more informtation to let me know where my written test will be and what to bring (I hope). Or should I call a local recruiter to ask them what I need to bring for the written test.

BBB :D


You could wait or call. I'm guessing they provide all the materials at the written test. You just have to provide the brain matter. ;)

[BaseballBabe]

And, how cute is this "cute" butt of yours? ;)

Just curious, cause I'm an Assman :D



Mmmmmmmm I wonder if I have an "***** shot" ..... let me go check...



** 10 characters -excuse my mood today-hyper,excitable,bad**

[Styx]

Southern dudes are gentlemenly like. :D

Dont be conned by Rhett Butler in Gone with the Wind....we have our share of JERKS who can open a door and say yes maam.......

[Lucky Seven]

Hi everyone, just popping in for a minute before going back to work. How is everyone? :)


Hi there Lil Lady ! How are you today?

[BaseballBabe]

You could wait or call. I'm guessing they provide all the materials at the written test. You just have to provide the brain matter. ;)



The only reason why I was asking. In the State Police Exam book for California. It said that they might need me to bring certain items to the testing.


BBB

[TXLady]

Hi there Lil Lady ! How are you today?

I'm doing fine. The day is almost over. I'm ready for the weekend! How are you? :)

[DaveinUtah]

Mmmmmmmm I wonder if I have an "***** shot" ..... let me go check...





I can hardly wait ;)

[ProCop75]

Dont be conned by Rhett Butler in Gone with the Wind....we have our share of JERKS who can open a door and say yes maam.......Yes mam that is true,it makes the ones like me and others look bad,sort of like a bad apple will spoil the whole barrel. :eek:

[BaseballBabe]

Hi everyone, just popping in for a minute before going back to work. How is everyone? :)


Hi TxLady... Hope you have a nice day at work.

[Styx]

Thank you mam for those kind remarks :)


Pardon my comments about not all Southern men being like our beloved Rhett Butler.
I am sure you are quite the Gentlemen...I do declare, fine sir....(curtsy, flutter eyelashes, tipping my hat and popping open my parasol to keep the wicked sun from burning my delicate Southern skin)

[TXLady]

OK, so everybody else just ignore me! :(

[ProCop75]

OK, so everybody else just ignore me! :(Iam sorry mam excuse my manners:Hello my name is ProCop75 nice to meet you :)

[Lucky Seven]

The only reason why I was asking. In the State Police Exam book for California. It said that they might need me to bring certain items to the testing.


BBB


Aside from ID maybe several extra #2 pencils and erasers. I would imagine you will get something in the mail prior to your test date. If you haven't heard anything a week before call a recruiting office.

[BaseballBabe]

Dont be conned by Rhett Butler in Gone with the Wind....we have our share of JERKS who can open a door and say yes maam.......


Yes I have run into a few of those. But haven't dated any southerns since the "old naval base" in my town shut down.

Most of the boys were "squids".

[DaveinUtah]

OK, so everybody else just ignore me! :(

Howdy!

** And in the spirit of BBB, 10 character minimum **

[Styx]

OK, so everybody else just ignore me! :(
Sorry Texas sista.....I was welcoming the newest addition to our Southern Zone. ......

[BaseballBabe]

Aside from ID maybe several extra #2 pencils and erasers. I would imagine you will get something in the mail prior to your test date. If you haven't heard anything a week before call a recruiting office.


Brb... Sending you a PM.

[Lucky Seven]

Hi there Lil Lady ! How are you today?


Ummm, **shuffles around with head down** I didn't think I was maam. :o

[BaseballBabe]

TXlady... I said Hi... :(

[DaveinUtah]

Ummm, **shuffles around with head down** I didn't think I was maam. :o

I think that is what she meant by "everybody ELSE" ;)

[Lucky Seven]

I'm doing fine. The day is almost over. I'm ready for the weekend! How are you? :)


I'm good. :D This is my weekend. :p

Ya going out on the boat this weekend, cause if ya still need more lessons... :eek:

[ProCop75]

Lucky seven are you in the air force I like that avatar quite impressive.

[BaseballBabe]

Ummm, **shuffles around with head down** I didn't think I was maam. :o


huh what the heck are you talking about....

[TXLady]

Iam sorry mam excuse my manners:Hello my name is ProCop75 nice to meet you :)

Ok, I feel better now. I was sulking in the corner. Awwww, he says "mam." Nice to meet you ProCop75. (I'd put a smiley up for you, but they are not working for some reason.)

[TXLady]

I'm good. :D This is my weekend. :p

Ya going out on the boat this weekend, cause if ya still need more lessons... :eek:

One can never have too many boating lessons!

[BaseballBabe]

Howdy!

** And in the spirit of BBB, 10 character minimum **


Sorry still looking. I got sidetracked to. Had to ask someone something. :o

[Lucky Seven]

Lucky seven are you in the air force I like that avatar quite impressive.


No, I'm just a lowly LE guy. I've always enjoyed flying (started with my dad as a kid) and flying a fighter would be a kick in the asz. I've thought about getting the rotor endorsement but with kids in college money is tight.

[ProCop75]

huh what the heck are you talking about....Mam exactly what is the topic you all discuss on this thread.

[TXLady]

I think that is what she meant by "everybody ELSE" ;)

Nope, Lucky is always the first one to greet me. He's my cowboy.

[Lucky Seven]

huh what the heck are you talking about....


TX accused me of ignoring her. :rolleyes:

[TXLady]

TXlady... I said Hi... :(

Sorry BBB, I missed that. Forgive me.

[TXLady]

Sorry Texas sista.....I was welcoming the newest addition to our Southern Zone. ......


I knew a fellow Texan wouldn't diss me. :)

[TXLady]

TX accused me of ignoring her. :rolleyes:


No, no, no. I meant everyone BUT you. ;) Anyway, I'm through sulking now. :D

[Styx]

Nope, Lucky is always the first one to greet me. He's my cowboy.
Cowboy...HUH...reminds me of that song, "I wanna be a cowboy...amd you can be my cowgirl...." Who sings that.......

[Lucky Seven]

Nope, Lucky is always the first one to greet me. He's my cowboy.


Yeeeeeee Hawwwwwwwwwww :eek: :D :cool: :p

Care to go for a ride Lil Lady? (Horses that is...for the benefit of O.Com police)

[BaseballBabe]

Mam exactly what is the topic you all discuss on this thread.


Don't ask (goddamn smilies!!!!) :eek:


Everything and anything (just be careful of the sexual nature stuff) :eek: :p ;)

[DaveinUtah]

(just be careful of the sexual nature stuff) :eek: :p ;)

ROFL He would be the only one. ;)

[BaseballBabe]

Sorry BBB, I missed that. Forgive me.


I said Hi twice... how rude!!!

[ProCop75]

Ok, I feel better now. I was sulking in the corner. Awwww, he says "mam." Nice to meet you ProCop75. (I'd put a smiley up for you, but they are not working for some reason.)Thank you mam,by the way lovely avatar (Yellow Rose) means Friendship it fits you nicely if I may say so

[DaveinUtah]

Thank you mam,by the way lovely avatar (Yellow Rose) means Friendship it fits you nicely if I may say so

Boy, you are going to fit in good here ;)

[TXLady]

Yeeeeeee Hawwwwwwwwwww :eek: :D :cool: :p

Care to go for a ride Lil Lady? (Horses that is...for the benefit of O.Com police)

Styx, I know the song you are talking about, can't remember the name either.

Lucky, I'd love to go riding with you on a horse, a horse, of course, of course.

Darn smileys quit working again.

[BaseballBabe]

ROFL He would be the only one. ;)


Nope I would be there also. I do not want to get banned from the forum. I like being here. A lot of people have helped me with moving forward to becoming a cop and I do not want to do something stupid in here that will get me in trouble. I was already warned about two things. Feels so bad :( :o

[TXLady]

Thank you mam,by the way lovely avatar (Yellow Rose) means Friendship it fits you nicely if I may say so

Yes, you may, sir. Thank you kindly. :)

[ProCop75]

Boy, you are going to fit in good here ;)By the way DaveinUtah I ejoyed your thread on what no to say to Police,that was well put.

[BaseballBabe]

Thank you mam,by the way lovely avatar (Yellow Rose) means Friendship it fits you nicely if I may say so


Suck it up.... :p


** Note to new guy** I am not really like this normally. I had a great workout so I am a bit hyper and ummm never mind.... today** I appologize for my behaviour. :o

[TXLady]

I said Hi twice... how rude!!!


Forgive me, please!!!

[Styx]

I knew a fellow Texan wouldn't diss me. :)
Oh....NEVER...NEVER......

[DaveinUtah]

By the way DaveinUtah I ejoyed your thread on what no to say to Police,that was well put.

Thank you. I thought a lot of people here would get a kick out of it. Seems like ever since I got into LE, I get crap like that emailed to me all the time ;)

[DaveinUtah]

Nope I would be there also. I do not want to get banned from the forum. I like being here. A lot of people have helped me with moving forward to becoming a cop and I do not want to do something stupid in here that will get me in trouble. I was already warned about two things. Feels so bad :( :o

I try to keep it mellow too. You know, suppose to be professional. I just have seen it get pretty risque in here. :)

[BaseballBabe]

Forgive me, please!!!


I suppose just this one time..... :p :(

[ProCop75]

Suck it up.... :pawe mam iam just being nice,it may sound strange to you,but thats how I was raised ,old old school manners deep southern roots :)

[BaseballBabe]

I hate AOL!!! :mad:

[tk0727]

Well HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO new guy!


TX LADY I need to tell you something!

[Lucky Seven]

Thank you mam,by the way lovely avatar (Yellow Rose) means Friendship it fits you nicely if I may say so


Suck up :p :p :p

[TXLady]

Well HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO new guy!


TX LADY I need to tell you something!

Tell me, tell me!

[ProCop75]

Thank you. I thought a lot of people here would get a kick out of it. Seems like ever since I got into LE, I get crap like that emailed to me all the time ;)Dave,may I call you Dave Iam sure you have got alot of intresting stories to share,if I was closer we could set on the front porch and have a nip of the recepie,you could share a few experiences with me. :)

[BaseballBabe]

THANK GOD ITS FRIDAY & THE WEEKEND SOON!! :cool: :cool: :D

[TXLady]

Where did my cowboy go?

[Styx]

Here ya go, cowgirl........

Boys Don't Cry

Riding on the range,
I've got my hat - on,
I've got my boots - dusty.

I've got my saddle
On my horse.
He's called....T-t-t-t-t-trigger
Of course.

I wanna be a cowboy
and you can be my cowgirl
I wanna be a cowboy
and you can be my cowgirl
I wanna be a cowboy

(woman's voice)
Riding on the chuck wagon,
Following my man.
His name is Ted,
Can you believe that?
Camping on the prairie
Plays havoc with my hair.
Makes me feel quite dirty,
Though we all do sometimes

I wanna be a cowboy
and you can be my cowgirl
I wanna be a cowboy
and you can be my cowgirl
I wanna be a cowboy

Looking like a hero,
Six-gun at my side,
Chewing my tobacco.
Out on the horizon,
I see a puff of smoke.
Indians on the warpath,
(Indian voice) White man speak-em with forked tongue.
Or not.
I wanna be a cowboy
and you can be my cowgirl
I wanna be a cowboy

My name is Ted,
And one day I'll be dead yo yo.

[ProCop75]

THANK GOD ITS FRIDAY & THE WEEKEND SOON!! :cool: :cool: :DSounds like you are ready to kick up those naughty heels :p

[BaseballBabe]

Hi Tk...


**10 Characters**

[tk0727]

Where did my cowboy go?

You have cowboy? and you are not sharing! All I have been getting is city boys! :D

[DaveinUtah]

Dave,may I call you Dave Iam sure you have got alot of intresting stories to share,if I was closer we could set on the front porch and have a nip of the recepie,you could share a few experiences with me. :)

Sure you can call me Dave. Actually, I am new to the game. I am in In-service training with my department right now, and won't hit the road until next month. Even though I don't know what "recepie" is, I know what having a "nip of something" means. ;) Maybe some year. :D

[Lucky Seven]

Where did my cowboy go?


I'm right here honey. I was thinking about that horsey ride. :p :eek: :D

[BaseballBabe]

Hi Dave...

Sorry this is the only one I have. Funny, I thought I had more. But I think most of them are my front side and my legs. :p


http://www.flickr.com/photos/55449946@N00/14812426/

[ProCop75]

Sure you can call me Dave. Actually, I am new to the game. I am in In-service training with my department right now, and won't hit the road until next month. Even though I don't know what "recepie" is, I know what having a "nip of something" means. ;) Maybe some year. :DWith that quick wit and knowledge you will go far in Le,and i hope you do ;)

[TXLady]

I'm right here honey. I was thinking about that horsey ride. :p :eek: :D

I thought you had moseyed off and left me. :( Horsey ride will have to wait, I have to go back to work. Be good. ;)

[DaveinUtah]

With that quick wit and knowledge you will go far in Le,and i hope you do ;)

God bless you ProCop and with your attitude, I am sure you will go far in this life as well. :)

[BaseballBabe]

Sounds like you are ready to kick up those naughty heels :p


Maybe..... only after my workout tonight though. Man I am feeling it in my abs and my legs. But it feels good to feel it!! :D

[TXLady]

You have cowboy? and you are not sharing! All I have been getting is city boys! :D


Yeah, he's the BEST and I won't share!!!! :) ;) :D :p

[Lucky Seven]

Hi Dave...

Sorry this is the only one I have. Funny, I thought I had more. But I think most of them are my front side and my legs. :p


http://www.flickr.com/photos/55449946@N00/14812426/


LEGS, I like legs... :p :eek: :D

[DaveinUtah]

Hi Dave...

Sorry this is the only one I have. Funny, I thought I had more. But I think most of them are my front side and my legs. :p


http://www.flickr.com/photos/55449946@N00/14812426/

From a professional Assman as myself, I can honestly say you were right. That is a "cute" butt ;)

[ProCop75]

God bless you ProCop and with your attitude, I am sure you will go far in this life as well. :)I have a question who is this character BoHunk75 he ask strange ? :confused:

[tk0727]

Yeah, he's the BEST and I won't share!!!! :) ;) :D :p


LOL! I guess I will have to try to convert the city boys into country boys :D

[TXLady]

LEGS, I like legs... :p :eek: :D

Put your tongue back in your mouth, I'm still here. :rolleyes: :p

[Lucky Seven]

I thought you had moseyed off and left me. :( Horsey ride will have to wait, I have to go back to work. Be good. ;)


Awww shucks. OK, bye now. I'll be waitin Lil Lady. ;) :)

[Lucky Seven]

Put your tongue back in your mouth, I'm still here. :rolleyes: :p


Ooopps. :confused: :o :o :o

[ProCop75]

I will have to jump off the computer for a while nice meeting you all have a very pleasant afternoon! :)

[ArcticCat20]

You have cowboy? and you are not sharing! All I have been getting is city boys! :D

Don't tell TX that...she's upset with me because I went and stole one of the good TX boys away from them down there. ;)

[Lucky Seven]

I will have to jump off the computer for a while nice meeting you all have a very pleasant afternoon! :)


Welcome ProCop and see ya later.

[DaveinUtah]

I will have to jump off the computer for a while nice meeting you all have a very pleasant afternoon! :)


Take care. I look forward to chatting with you again.

[tk0727]

Don't tell TX that...she's upset with me because I went and stole one of the good TX boys away from them down there. ;)


hmmmmmmmmmm I've been known to convert a couple :D

[TXLady]

I will have to jump off the computer for a while nice meeting you all have a very pleasant afternoon! :)

Very pleased to meet you, too. Such a gentleman! :)

[TXLady]

Gotta run. Hope you all have a good afternoon. Talk to you later. :)

[DaveinUtah]

Very pleased to meet you, too. Such a gentleman! :)


You can always tell who the "true" nice guys are. :)

Wish I was one. LOL

[DaveinUtah]

Very pleased to meet you, too. Such a gentleman! :)


Take care!!!!

[Lucky Seven]

Gotta run. Hope you all have a good afternoon. Talk to you later. :)


Bye-bye. :)

[BaseballBabe]

LEGS, I like legs... :p :eek: :D


There are plenty more with legs. My legs are my best features... :p

[Lucky Seven]

Very pleased to meet you, too. Such a gentleman! :)


I think she is smitten with new nice guyitis. :p :eek: :rolleyes:

[DaveinUtah]

There are plenty more with legs. My legs are my best features... :p

That's one girls opinion ;)

[BaseballBabe]

From a professional Assman as myself, I can honestly say you were right. That is a "cute" butt ;)


Thank you.... ;) :D. Usually I hate it when someone calls me "cute" but since I said it first . It is okay.

[tk0727]

There are plenty more with legs. My legs are my best features... :p


You can't post pics without showing one of your face too.. that's not fair. :D

[ArcticCat20]

hmmmmmmmmmm I've been known to convert a couple :D

...and there isn't one thing wrong with doin' a little converting! At least I've been enjoying it! :D

[TXLady]

I think she is smitten with new nice guyitis. :p :eek: :rolleyes:

I only have one cowboy. ;) :D

[Lucky Seven]

There are plenty more with legs. My legs are my best features... :p


Haven't seen the whole package :eek: but from that picture I would have to agree. :eek: :p :D

[BaseballBabe]

Bye-bye. :)


Bye TxLADY.....

Have a nice day!

[TXLady]

...and there isn't one thing wrong with doin' a little converting! At least I've been enjoying it! :D


I HEARD THAT!!! :eek: :D

[Lucky Seven]

I only have one cowboy. ;) :D


One cowboy and one gentleman... :rolleyes:

[tk0727]

I HEARD THAT!!! :p :D


Yeah, I have fun with it til I watch them be scared to death on a horse! Then I just laugh at them. :D

[BaseballBabe]

You can't post pics without showing one of your face too.. that's not fair. :D


I already did. Don't you remember. They were on the "Valentine" thread. :p

Now they are gone!! ;)

[tk0727]

I already did. Don't you remember. They were on the "Valentine" thread. :p

Now they are gone!! ;)


Ok.. post another :D

[Lucky Seven]

Ok.. post another :D


Yeah, what TK said. Inquiring minds want to see. :p ;) :D

[BaseballBabe]

That's one girls opinion ;)


I didn't it was "me" that said they were my best features. All the looks I get from the guys on the streets are what give it away.

LOL... I even had the motorcycle cops " ring their bells" at me. Yes, I admit. I like to flirt, draw attention,etc.." Shame on me. :rolleyes:

[ArcticCat20]

I HEARD THAT!!! :eek: :D

I said it real loud like just for your benefit.

I just can't keep my mouth shut about it. Ya never know, I might just end up a Texas transplant one of these days. ;)

[DaveinUtah]

I didn't it was "me" that said they were my best features. All the looks I get from the guys on the streets are what give it away.

LOL... I even had the motorcycle cops " ring their bells" at me. Yes, I admit. I like to flirt, draw attention,etc.." Shame on me. :rolleyes:


nothing wrong with a little harmless flirting. I am a bad flirt. I need to cut back so I won't get in trouble once I start wearing the uniform. ;)