Chat, chat, chat, chat, chat....

[usafcop64528]

[QUOTE=usafcop64528]

Of course we love you... :p
Thank you. I love you too. And I will send those pics. I might even be in one. lol :D

[tk0727]

[QUOTE=tk0727]
Thank you. I love you too. And I will send those pics. I might even be in one. lol :D
wooohooo! can't wait for them now!!! :D

[SWATcop]

[QUOTE=SWATcop]
YOUR TELLING ME!!!!! I guess a few kitties need to die in between now and then!
I found another "cat" picture for you Quopper - thinking of YOU...

[LadyLawman]

Where's LadyLaw? And why hasn't she updated us yet?
I'm here nothing yet!! I hate suspense!

[indy]

I am too curious and would like to know. Some of the user names here are pretty obvious, but some are pretty cryptic. Care to share?

My real nickname is Glow. My favorite color is Indigo, and I think Indiana Jones movies are good. A friend who knows me well dubbed me Indyglow. Although Glow suits me well, it seemed too prissy for this site.
:)

[Quopper]

Ooh, looky here - I found one of Quopper on her smoke break...

OKAY SWAT - that's it!! I've had enough - I DO NOT LOOK LIKE THAT DAMN PICTURE EITHER!!!! She is NOT hot! She is FAKE!! (Okay so I wouldn't mind having the boobs - but...) The blonde hair - NO WAY! I AM happily and wonderfully over 30, and you would agree if you ever get the chance! But this chick looks like she was road hard and put away wet! THAT IS NOT ME!! I look MUCH better sucking on a d.. I mean cigarette! ;)

Damn man - I had to type all of this with a broken finger - that hurt - now you REALLY owe me! :D

PAY UP!!

[squad51]

you all need to come work dog watch so I can get on these chats.

[Delta784]

you all need to come work dog watch so I can get on these chats.

I now have enough seniority that I will never again work a midnight shift, unless it's voluntary overtime.

[squad51]

I could positvely not work days..never ever no way unless its overtime..except of course next year when I do my four months of days rotation :( gawd I hate days

[Delta784]

I could positvely not work days..never ever no way unless its overtime..except of course next year when I do my four months of days rotation :( gawd I hate days

I'll add days to the list of things I won't do, unless it's on overtime. I've worked a few swaps for day officers, and I quickly realized that it wasn't worth it.

[squad51]

my chief works days...he thinks he is a cop...oh my gawd...nothing like going into a room by your self with a guy on pcp and closing the door!!!!!! I hate days..I do not like my agency I need a new job

[LadyLawman]

you all need to come work dog watch so I can get on these chats.
I work mid shift and it sucks LOL I miss out on stuff too

[tk0727]

yayyy the girls are awake...
Lady.. still nervous?
Quopper? Sorry I fell asleep last night and couldn't help you stay awake.

[Quopper]

yayyy the girls are awake...
Lady.. still nervous?
Quopper? Sorry I fell asleep last night and couldn't help you stay awake.
Not a prob - the finger hurts so much I was a little b!tchy!!!

LADY - WTF is going on??? Oh I know - a man is trying to make a decision!

[tk0727]

Not a prob - the finger hurts so much I was a little b!tchy!!!

LADY - WTF is going on??? Oh I know - a man is trying to make a decision!

is ok, my neck and head hurt now. Got rearended on the way to work. messed up my bumper and side panel.. and hit my head on the back glass.
And I couldn't even get mad at the lady because when she got out, i noticed she was about 8 months preg.. So my concern switched all to her! damn big heart of mine..

[LadyLawman]

Not a prob - the finger hurts so much I was a little b!tchy!!!

LADY - WTF is going on??? Oh I know - a man is trying to make a decision!
you got that right sister!! Geez make a decision already!! LOL yes still nervous especially with only one position open

[Quopper]

you got that right sister!! Geez make a decision already!! LOL yes still nervous especially with only one position open
I thought it was bad having 4 or 6 open - 1 sucks! Been drunk yet??

[LadyLawman]

is ok, my neck and head hurt now. Got rearended on the way to work. messed up my bumper and side panel.. and hit my head on the back glass.
And I couldn't even get mad at the lady because when she got out, i noticed she was about 8 months preg.. So my concern switched all to her! damn big heart of mine..
Damn TK glad to hear that your OK preganat or not man she still rearended you but good for your concern i am the same way. I would still check it out with a Doc though.

[LadyLawman]

I thought it was bad having 4 or 6 open - 1 sucks! Been drunk yet??
No Told hubby we should go get me drunk LOL SWAT called to tell me he hadnt heard anything as of last night I said you guys should take me get me drunk so I wont think about it LOL

[tk0727]

Damn TK glad to hear that your OK preganat or not man she still rearended you but good for your concern i am the same way. I would still check it out with a Doc though.
maybe if it gets stiffer. just got a little headache and tightness right now.
Hell, can't be any worse than being thrown off a horse! LOL..
thanks girl.

[LadyLawman]

maybe if it gets stiffer. just got a little headache and tightness right now.
Hell, can't be any worse than being thrown off a horse! LOL..
thanks girl.
sure it can its still the snapping motion of your neck that takes the jolt and can pinch nerves that way which will cause more pain later anyway!!

[tk0727]

sure it can its still the snapping motion of your neck that takes the jolt and can pinch nerves that way which will cause more pain later anyway!!

yeah, we'll wait and see if it gets worse. I appreciate your concern, though.
If it stiffens up too much. I go to dr. K?

[LadyLawman]

yeah, we'll wait and see if it gets worse. I appreciate your concern, though.
If it stiffens up too much. I go to dr. K?
LOL you better LOL
Of course I would be concerned silly I think we are like the Female 3 Muskateers on here LOL

[tk0727]

LOL you better LOL
Of course I would be concerned silly I think we are like the Female 3 Muskateers on here LOL

LOL..yeah 3 muskateers, but we can't leave out TX and Styx either. They just don't get in as much trouble as the 3 of us.. :D

[LadyLawman]

LOL..yeah 3 muskateers, but we can't leave out TX and Styx either. They just don't get in as much trouble as the 3 of us.. :D
yeah you know I havent seen Styx in here in awhile wonder what she has been up too!! Well TXlady would be the 4th Musketeer LOL

[LadyLawman]

Ok where did Quopper run off too LOL hmm SWAT must be online :D

[SWATcop]

OKAY SWAT - that's it!! I've had enough - I DO NOT LOOK LIKE THAT DAMN PICTURE EITHER!!!! She is NOT hot! She is FAKE!! (Okay so I wouldn't mind having the boobs - but...) The blonde hair - NO WAY! I AM happily and wonderfully over 30, and you would agree if you ever get the chance! But this chick looks like she was road hard and put away wet! THAT IS NOT ME!! I look MUCH better sucking on a d.. I mean cigarette! ;)

Damn man - I had to type all of this with a broken finger - that hurt - now you REALLY owe me! :D

PAY UP!!
Want me to kiss it and make it better? ;)

[tk0727]

Ok where did Quopper run off too LOL hmm SWAT must be online :D
speak of the devil!

Hey SWAT buddy...

[LadyLawman]

LOL yup I knew it i must have like ESPN or something LOL :D

[SWATcop]

speak of the devil!

Hey SWAT buddy...
Good Morning, Ladies. How is everyone this fine March morning?

[Quopper]

TK - you better be alright! Maybe Squad can come down and massage it out for you!

LADY - do you work today? If not have a beer now - It's 5 o'clock somewhere!

[Quopper]

Good Morning, Ladies. How is everyone this fine March morning?
*****ty - down right *****ty - and you????

[LadyLawman]

Good Morning, Ladies. How is everyone this fine March morning?
Today sucks the weather sucks and everytime my stupid phone rings my heart jumps!! LOL

[LadyLawman]

TK - you better be alright! Maybe Squad can come down and massage it out for you!

LADY - do you work today? If not have a beer now - It's 5 o'clock somewhere!
I'll tell you what if I didnt have to go to work at 3 I would be downright Drunk already lol then I wouldnt care if my phone rang LOL

[SWATcop]

*****ty - down right *****ty - and you????
Well, my day jusy got better now that I have a certain song running through my head. What a mental image...

[tk0727]

*****ty - down right *****ty - and you????


awwe.. finger hurt that bad hon? or do you need to e-mail me?

Yeah, I do need a rub down that's for sure! LOL But I think ol SWAT would pass right through KS!

[Quopper]

Well, my day jusy got better now that I have a certain song running through my head. What a mental image...
Yeah - played it a few times driving in this AM! Ever heard the 2nd one? Nice n slow n easy......

[LadyLawman]

awwe.. finger hurt that bad hon? or do you need to e-mail me?

Yeah, I do need a rub down that's for sure! LOL But I think ol SWAT would pass right through KS!
I dunno I think Squad would offer that rub down heheh ;) LOL I just hope someone close to my house has an AED in thier car incase my phone rings again :eek:

[tk0727]

I dunno I think Squad would offer that rub down heheh ;) LOL I just hope someone close to my house has an AED in thier car incase my phone rings again :eek:

LOL! I think he did on the VDay thread once. I had said I needed a rubdown then I'd tell em to take their dirty ***** home . he said pick me pick me!.
HMMM wonder if I can still take him up on it? HMMMMMMM? :D

what's your# ? LOL

[Quopper]

awwe.. finger hurt that bad hon? or do you need to e-mail me?

Yeah, I do need a rub down that's for sure! LOL But I think ol SWAT would pass right through KS!

Finger hurts that bad - It's cold - so you know that problem we were discussing on e-mail the other day - got that problem too!

[SWATcop]

Yeah - played it a few times driving in this AM! Ever heard the 2nd one? Nice n slow n easy......
Can't say that I've heard it, but I'll make it a point to listen to it now...

[tk0727]

Finger hurts that bad - It's cold - so you know that problem we were discussing on e-mail the other day - got that problem too!
yeah, there goes another one! Had that problem myself this morning! :D

[Quopper]

Can't say that I've heard it, but I'll make it a point to listen to it now...

I ripped ya a new one earlier in this thread from the pic you posted yesterday! I think I DESERVE some special treatment from you NOW!

[LadyLawman]

I dont have problems OH WAIT yes that woulkd be my heart problem!!! I HATE MY PHONE!!! yup I have officially lost it. Yup thier coming for me hehe haha hehe hah :eek: :eek: :eek: :D I should lay off the coffee

[SWATcop]

I ripped ya a new one earlier in this thread from the pic you posted yesterday! I think I DESERVE some special treatment from you NOW!
Which picture - the smokin' chick or the lions?

[Quopper]

Want me to kiss it and make it better? ;)
I missed this reply - whoops!

YES I DO!!!!

[Quopper]

Which picture - the smokin' chick or the lions?
The smoking chick! The lions were GREAT!!

[SWATcop]

The smoking chick! The lions were GREAT!!
Geez, and here I thought it was a compliment. :( (sniffle sniffle).

[LadyLawman]

So Tk hows the weather there?? LOL

[Quopper]

Geez, and here I thought it was a compliment. :( (sniffle sniffle).
She looked well USED up!! I am NOT!!! (Yet - got any ideas??)

[SWATcop]

She looked well USED up!! I am NOT!!! (Yet - got any ideas??)
Um, let me think... Why YES! YES I DO!!!

[Quopper]

Um, let me think... Why YES! YES I DO!!!
You are just too damn much for words some times.......Actions however are a different story.... ;)

[tk0727]

So Tk hows the weather there?? LOL


It was cold! but looks like things are warming up! LOL

[Jabrim]

Damn, 73 pages. *Thinks while listening to Brooks & Dunn - Its getting better all the time*

[LadyLawman]

It was cold! but looks like things are warming up! LOL
thats great It was yucky here last night lots of storms rolled through still yucky out now. I figured we'd start our own conversation lol Wanna Benchwarm with me?

[SWATcop]

You are just too damn much for words some times.......Actions however are a different story.... ;)
Um, in a word... JUNE!

[tk0727]

Damn, 73 pages. *Thinks while listening to Brooks & Dunn - Its getting better all the time*
and look at our ratings. Over 10,000 viewers! chickens

[TXLady]

Good morning everybody. Got some questions.

1. Ladylaw, what's the word?
2. Quopper, did you hurt yourself?
3. TK, did your hurt yourself?
4. SWAT, are you available?

Thanks :D

[tk0727]

Good morning everybody. Got some questions.

1. Ladylaw, what's the word?
2. Quopper, did you hurt yourself?
3. TK, did your hurt yourself?
4. SWAT, are you available?

Thanks :D


I'm ok, thanks
Quopper look at her movin in! LOL

[LadyLawman]

:D Damn, 73 pages. *Thinks while listening to Brooks & Dunn - Its getting better all the time*
Whoo HOO another Male on the thread Quick TK Lets grab him and take him before Quopper gets to him!!

[LadyLawman]

Good morning everybody. Got some questions.

1. Ladylaw, what's the word?
2. Quopper, did you hurt yourself?
3. TK, did your hurt yourself?
4. SWAT, are you available?

Thanks :D
1. Ladylaw, what's the word? NO word!! Unless we call Bird the WordLOL

[Quopper]

Good morning everybody. Got some questions.

1. Ladylaw, what's the word?
2. Quopper, did you hurt yourself?
3. TK, did your hurt yourself?
4. SWAT, are you available?

Thanks :D

TX - how are ya honey - had fun when I was gone yesterday I see!!!

to answer your questions:

2) Broke my finger - amazing how a car door will close ALL the way with a digit in it!
4) NO HE IS NOT!!!! :D

[tk0727]

:D
Whoo HOO another Male on the thread Quick TK Lets grab him and take him before Quopper gets to him!!

She must not have seen that USAFCOP said I could replace her yesterday! LOL.
Besides, Jabrim's already mine, quietly. :D

[SWATcop]

Good morning everybody. Got some questions.

1. Ladylaw, what's the word?
2. Quopper, did you hurt yourself?
3. TK, did your hurt yourself?
4. SWAT, are you available?

Thanks :D
Available for...

[TXLady]

Available for...

If you have to ask, nevermind. :p

[Quopper]

Available for...
ME - do I have to explain it in DETAIL for you AGAIN??? :eek:

[LadyLawman]

She must not have seen that USAFCOP said I could replace her yesterday! LOL.
Besides, Jabrim's already mine, quietly. :D
Damn left on the bench again!! Geez just me myself and I well I guess We will just sit here and keep each other company!! :rolleyes:

[SWATcop]

ME - do I have to explain it in DETAIL for you AGAIN??? :eek:
Ooh, BABY! I would LOVE for you to talk dirty to me again...

[tk0727]

Damn left on the bench again!! Geez just me myself and I well I guess We will just sit here and keep each other company!! :rolleyes:
LOL...I told you I share! I'm not selfish like that OTHER girl! LOL

[TXLady]

TX - how are ya honey - had fun when I was gone yesterday I see!!!

to answer your questions:

2) Broke my finger - amazing how a car door will close ALL the way with a digit in it!
4) NO HE IS NOT!!!! :D

Quopper, sorry about your finger. That happened to me once. and BTW, regarding #4 I didn't ask you! :p

[Quopper]

Ooh, BABY! I would LOVE for you to talk dirty to me again...

I will - I PROMISE!!!

[LadyLawman]

LOL...I told you I share! I'm not selfish like that OTHER girl! LOL
Whooo Hoo someone will share with me !!! YEAH!!! doing happy dnace!!! :D :D :D :D
and :p RAZZBERRIES to That OTHER Girl

[SWATcop]

Sorry to cut it short today, ladies, but I've got to do the "husband" thing today. Have a good day. Talk to you tomorrow.

And as for YOU, Quopper... ;)

[TXLady]

Ladylaw, you must be going crazy! Why are they taking so long to call you and tell you that they've chosen YOU!

[Quopper]

Whooo Hoo someone will share with me !!! YEAH!!! doing happy dnace!!! :D :D :D :D
and :p RAZZBERRIES to That OTHER Girl
LADY - don't give me your crap! You actually GET to see HIM!!! :D :p

TK - I'll share - it's coming by way of e-mail right now! Haven't you learned not to f*ck with me yet?? :D :D

[LadyLawman]

Sorry to cut it short today, ladies, but I've got to do the "husband" thing today. Have a good day. Talk to you tomorrow.

And as for YOU, Quopper... ;)
LOL Well do me a favor and see if you find out anything for me. I didnt want to interrupt your conversation :rolleyes: I didnt even get a hello this am from you but thats ok not like I'm in the same town or anything!!!! :rolleyes:

[LadyLawman]

LADY - don't give me your crap! You actually GET to see HIM!!! :D :p

TK - I'll share - it's coming by way of e-mail right now! Haven't you learned not to f*ck with me yet?? :D :D
yeah yeah yeah but I still dont get chatted with geez I'm like the band geek and no one shares the good stuff with me either :(

[tk0727]

LADY - don't give me your crap! You actually GET to see HIM!!! :D :p

TK - I'll share - it's coming by way of e-mail right now! Haven't you learned not to f*ck with me yet?? :D :D


You BETTER not! :eek:

[LadyLawman]

Ladylaw, you must be going crazy! Why are they taking so long to call you and tell you that they've chosen YOU!
nope not going lol IM THERE lost it completely cant take it anymore my phone rings I jump like the boogey man scared me

[Quopper]

yeah yeah yeah but I still dont get chatted with geez I'm like the band geek and no one shares the good stuff with me either :(
I'll forgo the chatting with him if I can see him once a week - of course I get to choose the place and time! ;)

[tk0727]

yeah yeah yeah but I still dont get chatted with geez I'm like the band geek and no one shares the good stuff with me either :(


Did you hear that boys? start chattin! :D

[LadyLawman]

I'll forgo the chatting with him if I can see him once a week - of course I get to choose the place and time! ;)
so I take it your SAFETY person isnt coming w/you?????

[tk0727]

so I take it your SAFETY person isnt coming w/you?????

I am too! :D

[Quopper]

so I take it your SAFETY person isnt coming w/you?????
Problem is - she is 5'3" - 120 lbs and I could take her!!! :D

[LadyLawman]

Problem is - she is 5'3" - 120 lbs and I could take her!!! :D
you make be able to take her but can you remove the tongue and vocal cords!! ;) :D

[tk0727]

Problem is - she is 5'3" - 120 lbs and I could take her!!! :D
oops that's not me then! LOL I'm 5'7 and way more than that. I'm hefty

[LadyLawman]

oops that's not me then! LOL I'm 5'7 and way more than that. I'm hefty
LOL I'm with you but I am 5'2" and am quite stalky!! BUT MAN I GOT MORE CURVES THEN A CALIFORNIA COAST HIGHWAY!! LOL

[Quopper]

you make be able to take her but can you remove the tongue and vocal cords!! ;) :D
Uhmmm - yeah shouldn't be a problem! I will just find some cute young pup to dazzle her - then we would both have something to hide when we got back home!! You know if I can't beat her - she will have to join me!!! :D

[LadyLawman]

ya know the only damn song that keeps going through my moind is by Tom Petty "the Waiting" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :eek:

[LadyLawman]

Uhmmm - yeah shouldn't be a problem! I will just find some cute young pup to dazzle her - then we would both have something to hide when we got back home!! You know if I can't beat her - she will have to join me!!! :D
LOL Well SWAT Does have a BUDDY who is VERY SINGLE also I know a few SO's who are mighty yummy round these here parts!!

[tk0727]

LOL Well SWAT Does have a BUDDY who is VERY SINGLE also I know a few SO's who are mighty yummy round these here parts!!

LOL...Buddy's up for grabs then! Because I'm VERY single, too! LOL...
She might be on her own with SWAT if I come with. :eek:

[Quopper]

ya know the only damn song that keeps going through my moind is by Tom Petty "the Waiting" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :eek:
I'm gonna have to look up those lyrics now! THANKS

[LadyLawman]

LOL...Buddy's up for grabs then! Because I'm VERY single, too! LOL...
She might be on her own with SWAT if I come with. :eek:
LOL well no she would have be but I am no damn Security!! LOL

[LadyLawman]

TK for that someone your trying not to think of Try Jodee Messina's My Give a Damn's Busted!!

[tk0727]

LOL well no she would have be but I am no damn Security!! LOL


yep..me either. look at my name

[LadyLawman]

yep..me either. look at my name
AND WE ALL KNOW MINE!!

[Quopper]

LADY - is that the name of the song I can't find the lyrics.

LOVE that Jody song!! Cracks me up!!

[Quopper]

AND WE ALL KNOW MINE!!
Had to change mine for someone I know!!

[LadyLawman]

LADY - is that the name of the song I can't find the lyrics.

LOVE that Jody song!! Cracks me up!!
I am Pretty sure lemme grab my Petty CD

[LadyLawman]

Had to change mine for someone I know!!
LOL I should Change mine to Funbags see is it gets noticed!!

Yes its called the Waiting!!

[tk0727]

Had to change mine for someone I know!!

Yeah I saw the change in ol' SWAT's too! LOL.. woman pleaser!

[LadyLawman]

O h geez now its only me in here .... I feel sooo lonely :(

[Quopper]

O h geez now its only me in here .... I feel sooo lonely :(
I'm still here - just have to work a bit!

[tk0727]

O h geez now its only me in here .... I feel sooo lonely :(

I'm here funbags! LOL. they used to just call me jugs.
how nice of my friends....huh? :D

[LadyLawman]

I'm still here - just have to work a bit!
so thats what your calling it now?? LOL ;)
J/k

[LadyLawman]

I'm here funbags! LOL. they used to just call me jugs.
how nice of my friends....huh? :D
LOL yeah I get everything from Guns to Bombs to Howitzers to Twin Peaks, the Girls the Twins I just call em boobs

[tk0727]

LOL yeah I get everything from Guns to Bombs to Howitzers to Twin Peaks, the Girls the Twins I just call em boobs

Yeah, I call em boobies too. They do nothing for me and I see em every day! LOL

[LadyLawman]

Yeah, I call em boobies too. They do nothing for me and I see em every day! LOL
me either they are just great for holding up tube tops!!

[tk0727]

me either they are just great for holding up tube tops!!

Or getting that :eek: face from the opposite sex! LOL

[LadyLawman]

WOW Without men this thread sucks... Oh well wouldnt matter anyway they stopped talking to me since they got Quopper and TK I just sit on the bench :rolleyes:

[LadyLawman]

Or getting that :eek: face from the opposite sex! LOL
LOL I am going to buy a shirt that says I'm up here!! with an arrow pointing to my face

[tk0727]

WOW Without men this thread sucks... Oh well wouldnt matter anyway they stopped talking to me since they got Quopper and TK I just sit on the bench :rolleyes:

whatever big pouty baby! .. just coax them out..
come out comeout wherever you are?!.
I know they're lurking in the shadows somewhere. :D

[tk0727]

LOL I am going to buy a shirt that says I'm up here!! with an arrow pointing to my face

got one! they have em at a store called Gadzooks! They also have one that just says enjoy the view.

[tk0727]

SEE Lady! It worked! told ya :p

[LadyLawman]

got one! they have em at a store called Gadzooks! They also have one that just says enjoy the view.
LOL thats it am buying one for the next time I go have beers with the guys!!

[LadyLawman]

SEE Lady! It worked! told ya :p
Worked for you!! LOL dont work for me I too Scarry :eek:

[tk0727]

Hell I am usually one of the guys.. Doesn't matter .: )

[LadyLawman]

What about HOOTERS!!!!! :p
YUP those too

[LadyLawman]

Hell I am usually one of the guys.. Doesn't matter .: )
YUP I just dont whistle at women and stare ate their boobs and *****'s

[Quopper]

What about HOOTERS!!!!! :p
HOLY CRAP DONALD - you came out of hiding and posted in our thread!!!! I cannot believe my eyes!!! You ARE the MAN!!! :D

[tk0727]

YUP I just dont whistle at women and stare ate their boobs and *****'s

Right. I like being one of the guys, because then I'm SURROUNDED by them! LOL :D

[LadyLawman]

HOLY CRAP DONALD - you came out of hiding and posted in our thread!!!! I cannot believe my eyes!!! You ARE the MAN!!! :D
LOL like any man Hooters brings em out of hiding!!

[LadyLawman]

Right. I like being one of the guys, because then I'm SURROUNDED by them! LOL :D
LOL TRUE DAT!!!!!!!!!!

[tk0727]

Maybe its because my LE friend made me watch a early 80's movie yesterday called HollyWood Knights A T&A movie :D

Yeah Donald ..sure.. we believe he MADE you watch the boobies. It must have been HORRIBLE for you. :D

[LadyLawman]

Maybe its because my LE friend made me watch a early 80's movie yesterday called HollyWood Knights A T&A movie :D
see told ya hooters ;)

[LadyLawman]

well ya'll I am outta here gotta get ready for work!!

[tk0727]

well ya'll I am outta here gotta get ready for work!!
bye, have a good day

[Quopper]

well ya'll I am outta here gotta get ready for work!!
Bye Honey! PLEASE let us know when you hear something!!! I will go ahead and take over stressing for you if you want to relax for a few..... (I swear I wish I could!) :)

[LadyLawman]

Bye Honey! PLEASE let us know when you hear something!!! I will go ahead and take over stressing for you if you want to relax for a few..... (I swear I wish I could!) :)
I wish ya'll could too Hey if SWAT Pops on later tell him if he found out anything call me on my cell. and tell him I am sorry for being a pain!!

Thanks Girls Take care and catch ya'll later on!!

[wolverine652001]

Did somebody say HOOTERS?

[tk0727]

Did somebody say HOOTERS?


You popped on after Lady left! She was trying to get some boys on to chat with her.

[wolverine652001]

You popped on after Lady left! She was trying to get some boys on to chat with her.


I LOVE YOU LADYLAWMAN!!!!! :D

Come to Poppa...

[tk0727]

No this is what made it worse,His wife was sitting there with this ****ed look on her face,she had been mad at RW since last sat when he came home late from the HEE HAW show,you know how Females stew on things,*** chewing time was at hand and besides I was wanting out of that atmosphere,It was very stormy outside,enjoy the wicked weather,not the one brewing on the inside!!!1 :eek:

'as right! next year he'll hear about it too! "you remember that one time back in ____ when you were late mthfka!".. he he. gotta love us :D

[Quopper]

TK - in response to your e-mail about titles:

I have been there and I agree that is where you came from! :D

[tk0727]

TK - in response to your e-mail about titles:

I have been there and I agree that is where you came from! :D


LOL..it's a mystery.

[Quopper]

LOL..it's a mystery.
No it's not - I've got you figured out MW/DW!!!

[SWATcop]

Did somebody say HOOTERS?
Hooters? Who said Hooters? Count me in.

[tk0727]

No it's not - I've got you figured out MW/DW!!!

M/W ? who YOU callin M/W?
:D

[Quopper]

M/W ? who YOU callin M/W?
:D
This is true - you did ask me for MY help in that dept!!!!LOL! :D

[tk0727]

This is true - you did ask me for MY help in that dept!!!!LOL! :D

right right. I'm blunt and dirty. you're better at beating around the bush! :p

[wolverine652001]

Hooters? Who said Hooters? Count me in.


I believe Donald Coleman did. I was just following the Hooters signs.


:D

[tk0727]

See..boys see hooters they pay attention!

[Quopper]

right right. I'm blunt and dirty. you're better at beating around the bush! :p
LOL - you kill me!!! Fell off my chair now my ***** and my finger hurt!!! :eek:

[tk0727]

LOL - you kill me!!! Fell off my chair now my ***** and my finger hurt!!! :eek:

OMG I didn't even think about the double meaning! LOL :D

[SWATcop]

I believe Donald Coleman did. I was just following the Hooters signs.


:D
Dude, follow the Hooters signs to the one in my jurisdiction - biggest one in the U.S. as far as I know - right on the Gulf of Mexico, seats like 400+ people... Come on down, bro - and bring Donald with you!

[SWATcop]

See..boys see hooters they pay attention!
Or pay SOMEONE...

[Quopper]

Dude, follow the Hooters signs to the one in my jurisdiction - biggest one in the U.S. as far as I know - right on the Gulf of Mexico, seats like 400+ people... Come on down, bro - and bring Donald with you!
You can only hold that title for awhile longer - I am getting the largest Hooters in MY neck of the woods - they are bldg now! So when r u coming to CO???

[tk0727]

You can only hold that title for awhile longer - I am getting the largest Hooters in MY neck of the woods - they are bldg now! So when r u coming to CO???
You tryin to say you're getting a boob job? :D :p

[Quopper]

You tryin to say you're getting a boob job? :D :p
I'm thinking maybe that too!!!! :D

[SWATcop]

You can only hold that title for awhile longer - I am getting the largest Hooters in MY neck of the woods - they are bldg now! So when r u coming to CO???
OK, and what body of water does it overlook?

[Quopper]

OK, and what body of water does it overlook?
Smart *****!! MINE!!!

[SWATcop]

Smart *****!! MINE!!!
:D Glad to see I can still get a rise out of you, Quopper!

[Quopper]

:D Glad to see I can still get a rise out of you, Quopper!
LMAO!! You KNOW you can!! (I also happen to know I can get one out of you! ;) - oh wait I might be thinking of something else!)

[SWATcop]

LMAO!! You KNOW you can!! (I also happen to know I can get one out of you! ;) - oh wait I might be thinking of something else!)
Schwing!!! Yep, it worked!!!

Alright, I have to go finish my laundry. I have court in a little while, so I'm off to polish and press. Talk to you later ;)

[wolverine652001]

You can only hold that title for awhile longer - I am getting the largest Hooters in MY neck of the woods - they are bldg now! So when r u coming to CO???


You mean the OWLS in your State?


:D

LMAO.

[Quopper]

Schwing!!! Yep, it worked!!!

Alright, I have to go finish my laundry. I have court in a little while, so I'm off to polish and press. Talk to you later ;)
Bye-Bye Have Fun!

[Quopper]

You mean the OWLS in your State?


:D

LMAO.

Careful Wolve - some of those sumbeaches ARE big!!! :D

[tk0727]

Hey Quopper? Where's our young b/f?

[wolverine652001]

Careful Wolve - some of those sumbeaches ARE big!!! :D


Yeah they are SOOOO PURDY this time of year. They SEEM huge due to seasons. Must be the body stocking on fat for the winter.



:cool:

[tk0727]

Yeah they are SOOOO PURDY this time of year. They SEEM huge due to seasons. Must be the body stocking on fat for the winter.



:cool:


Hey...just like me! :p

[wolverine652001]

Hey...just like me! :p


Yeah! I have seen of those OWLS you have...!! Gawd those are beautiful!


;) :rolleyes:

[tk0727]

Yeah! I have seen of those OWLS you have...!! Gawd those are beautiful!


;) :rolleyes:

LOL>...I was talking about putting on the winter fat! LOL

[wolverine652001]

LOL>...I was talking about putting on the winter fat! LOL


U're wrong, it's all the CLOTHES you put on. ;)

[Quopper]

Alright, I have to go finish my laundry. I have court in a little while, so I'm off to polish and press. Talk to you later ;)

WAIT - STOP!!! I just noticed it says you polish AND press AND do laundry - AND have that AWESOME mind!!! Holy Crap will you marry me??????? RIGHT NOW??

[tk0727]

U're wrong, it's all the CLOTHES you put on. ;)

yeah ok. to cover up the winter fat!

[wolverine652001]

WAIT - STOP!!! I just noticed it says you polish AND press AND do laundry - AND have that AWESOME mind!!! Holy Crap will you marry me??????? RIGHT NOW??

Whoa, would somebody call the ANIMAL CONTROL!!!!!





easy girl.. slow down.... easy girl... that's right.. nothing to SPAZ over.

[wolverine652001]

yeah ok. to cover up the winter fat!

Yeah yeah yeah.. denial is the first step.

[tk0727]

Whoa, would somebody call the ANIMAL CONTROL!!!!!





easy girl.. slow down.... easy girl... that's right.. nothing to SPAZ over.



LMAO!!!! YES IT IS! It's hard to find a man that'll do all that!

[Quopper]

Whoa, would somebody call the ANIMAL CONTROL!!!!!





easy girl.. slow down.... easy girl... that's right.. nothing to SPAZ over.
1) You are right where SWAT is concerned it would have to be ANIMAL CONTROL! :D
2) THIS IS A HUGE FREAKIN BIG DEAL!!!!! It actually took several minutes for his statement to sink in - because I knew it HAD to be wrong!

[wolverine652001]

LMAO!!!! YES IT IS! It's hard to find a man that'll do all that!


If it helps, I'm REQUIRED to press, shine my boots, Iron my uniform everyday. Not only for court. A SGT is very strict on our appearances, He even sent a Memo about it a few weeks ago.


" I am seeing lack of responsiblity of Uniform Dress Codes!"

So before I go on duty, I have to shine my boot, make sure my stratton hat is BLACK, my uniform is ironed, and our propper pants TUCKED in the boots. The uniform shirt has to maintain TIGHT and not slack out of the pants.

And, I cook, do laundry, Clean, Carpender work around the house (just got done re-doing the bathroom).

[tk0727]

my husband's definition of pressing something is throwing it in the dryer on high heat until the wrinkles are out. :o
Your husband and I are on the same page, then.
I hate ironing

[Quopper]

I'm so bummed! SWAT left me without even giving me a chance to get down on my knees to beg and plead with him........

[wolverine652001]

hey, if you are bored, check out the "be careful out there" thread and check out my post...I had a blond moment..Still laughin

Yeah I replied in a smart *** comment.. It was a joke. no pun intended.

[wolverine652001]

Nice one! ;)


That quote just HIT me like that.

[wolverine652001]

I have a disease called Smartassania..Maybe you're catching it...(guess we shouldn't have made out last night)


Oh that was YOU??????

damn.. what a HOTTIE you are...

;) you're good at teaching me french..... care for another lesson?

I wasn't suppose to accept Graditude. (Against policy) but if you don't tell, I'm all for it. :D

[wolverine652001]

I am a pupil of all learnings.
Educate me baby! ;)


heh, What would you like to Learn?

I can demostrate the use of a Expandable Baton if you would like?


:cool:

[wolverine652001]

What about proper Take Down procedures?
Cavity searches? (JK!)


It is against policy for a MALE vs FEMALE cavity UNLESS there is NO female officer present...... (waitin for a female officer to respond) welp, guess I will have to do it.


As far as Take Down procedures, I will go as slow as I can to show you the PROPER way without HARMING the body.



Want to know how I conduct an INTERVIEW? :D :cool:

BTW: wanna know why OFFICERS wear SUNGLASSES when talking to a female? We observe the chest area and you don't even know it. :eek:

[wolverine652001]

Interview? You mean an oral? :p

The sunglasses thing isn't a secret...Sorry. :D
I'm interested in those take-down techniques...Don't worry about being a little rough..I can take it. ;)



anyway you want it. I'm all for it.

[SWATcop]

WAIT - STOP!!! I just noticed it says you polish AND press AND do laundry - AND have that AWESOME mind!!! Holy Crap will you marry me??????? RIGHT NOW??
Don't get all excited. I'll be honest, I do MY OWN laundry because I'm picky about the way it gets done. I also press my own uniforms for the same reason. As far as polishing, well - that's a matter of pride. If I'm not the sharpest looking person in uniform in the room, then obviously I'm standing in the same room with the Commandant of the Marine Corps.

[SWATcop]

WAIT - STOP!!! I just noticed it says you polish AND press AND do laundry - AND have that AWESOME mind!!! Holy Crap will you marry me??????? RIGHT NOW??
Oh, yeah - I almost forgot - "I do."

[Quopper]

Oh, yeah - I almost forgot - "I do."
So is it to be a June wedding????

[SWATcop]

So is it to be a June wedding????
That depends on how long it takes you to recuperate. ;)

[Quopper]

That depends on how long it takes you to recuperate. ;)
Fine - let's just plan it for this coming Saturday - then I don't need to worry about recuperating anytime soon! ;)

[SWATcop]

Fine - let's just plan it for this coming Saturday - then I don't need to worry about recuperating anytime soon! ;)
I get done work at 8:00 AM. Rendezvous around 8:05 AM?

[tk0727]

Fine - let's just plan it for this coming Saturday - then I don't need to worry about recuperating anytime soon! ;)


think about what I pm'd you. LOL>.......wish I could find a picture. :p

[Quopper]

I get done work at 8:00 AM. Rendezvous around 8:05 AM?
I'll be there - with bells on! Need 5 min though to prepare for me? I thought you would need more time than that!

[Quopper]

think about what I pm'd you. LOL>.......wish I could find a picture. :p
I'd kill ya!!! :D

[tk0727]

I'd kill ya!!! :D

LMAO! :D :D

[Quopper]

Am I witnessing a love/lust connection?
Oh it's lust - trust me on that! :D

[SWATcop]

I'll be there - with bells on! Need 5 min though to prepare for me? I thought you would need more time than that!
I'm just allowing a 5 minute buffer in case there's a late assignment that I can pawn off on someone. OK, I have to go get in the shower. Court at 6:00 PM, then working until 8:00 AM. Yay, I'm sssooooo excited.

NOT!

[wolverine652001]

I'm just allowing a 5 minute buffer in case there's a late assignment that I can pawn off on someone. OK, I have to go get in the shower. Court at 6:00 PM, then working until 8:00 AM. Yay, I'm sssooooo excited.

NOT!

He needs TIME to BUFF his boots..

[Quopper]

I'm just allowing a 5 minute buffer in case there's a late assignment that I can pawn off on someone. OK, I have to go get in the shower. Court at 6:00 PM, then working until 8:00 AM. Yay, I'm sssooooo excited.

NOT!
This is the third time today you have told me good-bye - would you actually leave already?? No offense - but I have stuff to do man!! :D And I can't concentrate with you around!

Kisses to ya! Oh and soapy hands!

[tk0727]

This is the third time today you have told me good-bye - would you actually leave already?? No offense - but I have stuff to do man!! :D And I can't concentrate with you around!

Kisses to ya! Oh and soapy hands!


found a pic Quopper. :D :D

[Quopper]

found a pic Quopper. :D :D
You are a sick- sad - lonely - woman!! :D (LMFAO)

[tk0727]

You are a sick- sad - lonely - woman!! :D (LMFAO)

I'm not lonely.....but all that other stuff yeah!

you forgot nuttier than squirrel poop! :D

[Jabrim]

LUST, eh? Lust will take you a long way...

Right to the nearest Motel 6.

[wolverine652001]

YOu both, TK, Quopper need to get a life.



:p

[tk0727]

Right to the nearest Motel 6.

yeah and they DO leave the light on for ya! :D

[Quopper]

Right to the nearest Motel 6.
I'm classier than that - give me a 3 star establishment at least!

[tk0727]

YOu both, TK, Quopper need to get a life.



:p

we have lives. just not jobs that require much work for 8 hours. um..ok...aren't you on here as much as WE are? :p :p :p

[Quopper]

YOu both, TK, Quopper need to get a life.



:p
But this one is SOOOOO much FUN!!!!!!

I don't want to live in boring world!!!

[Jabrim]

I'm classier than that - give me a 3 star establishment at least!

Alright, I suppose a Holiday Inn or LaQuinta Inn would suffice then. lol :p

[Quopper]

Alright, I suppose a Holiday Inn or LaQuinta Inn would suffice then. lol :p
Maybe even one step higher than that - I'm worth it!

[Jabrim]

Maybe even one step higher than that - I'm worth it!

I suppose the Marriott, anything more than that and we're pushing it.

[TXLady]

Hi all. Need I ask what you've been up to? :D

[wolverine652001]

Maybe even one step higher than that - I'm worth it!


What about my regular Raddisson Suite.... er.. wait.. ****... did i say that OUT loud?

[tk0727]

Maybe even one step higher than that - I'm worth it!
http://www.chateauavalon.net/v6/home.html

go here and check this out. It just opened up across from the Great Wolfe Lodge

[Quopper]

http://www.chateauavalon.net/v6/home.html

go here and check this out. It just opened up across from the Great Wolfe Lodge
Jabrim - the Marriott is fine - but even more than that would not be a waste!!! TRUST ME!!

My question is - How is it that with all these men around - I am going to go stay a night with TK at that awesome resort?????

[Quopper]

Hi all. Need I ask what you've been up to? :D
TX - I am here - you don't need to ask! LOL!

[TXLady]

Jabrim - the Marriott is fine - but even more than that would not be a waste!!! TRUST ME!!

My question is - How is it that with all these men around - I am going to go stay a night with TK at that awesome resort?????

Cuz you're trying to be true to SWAT. What else? ;)

[tk0727]

Jabrim - the Marriott is fine - but even more than that would not be a waste!!! TRUST ME!!

My question is - How is it that with all these men around - I am going to go stay a night with TK at that awesome resort?????

did you look at the themed rooms? My ex husband helped build it. It's awesome! I kinda like the rainforest room

[wolverine652001]

Gee.. ignore my post....

[TXLady]

Gee.. ignore my post....

Hey, Wolvee, how you doin? Haven't talked to you in a while.

[Quopper]

Cuz you're trying to be true to SWAT. What else? ;)
Hmmm - didn't think of that! I'm certain he wouldn't mind the thought of TK and I alone for a night - as long as we supplied him with pictures!!

Something about that man and photos!

[Quopper]

What about my regular Raddisson Suite.... er.. wait.. ****... did i say that OUT loud?
Hmmm - missed that Wolve - SORRY! That one would be fine too!

[tk0727]

Jabrim - the Marriott is fine - but even more than that would not be a waste!!! TRUST ME!!

My question is - How is it that with all these men around - I am going to go stay a night with TK at that awesome resort?????



NUH UH! You get your own room! LOL. I'm takin USAF! ;)

[TXLady]

Hmmm - didn't think of that! I'm certain he wouldn't mind the thought of TK and I alone for a night - as long as we supplied him with pictures!!

Something about that man and photos!

So Quopper, when's the wedding and shouldn't you moved to UTAH? :eek:

[TXLady]

NUH UH! You get your own room! LOL. I'm takin USAF! ;)

TK, he's too young!

[tk0727]

TK, he's too young!

LOL. We can pretend! Ok dammit. Squad? where are ya? :D
Glad you're back TX!

[tk0727]

So Quopper, when's the wedding and shouldn't you moved to UTAH? :eek:
? I'm confused on Utah

[TXLady]

LOL. We can pretend! Ok dammit. Squad? where are ya? :D
Glad you're back TX!

Looks like I got back just in time to keep Quopper from committing BIGAMY!

[wolverine652001]

Hey, Wolvee, how you doin? Haven't talked to you in a while.


I'm doing good.. you? been awhile yes.

[TXLady]

? I'm confused on Utah


Multiple marriage partners

[tk0727]

Looks like I got back just in time to keep Quopper from committing BIGAMY!


yah, someone has to keep that girl in line. Lord knows I can't do it

[wolverine652001]

I see... no body wants me.




:o :( :cool:

[TXLady]

I'm doing good.. you? been awhile yes.

Whatcha been up to?

[tk0727]

I see... no body wants me.




:o :( :cool:
Hello? did you not just have about a 20 post flirt/porn session with Steph today? :p

[TXLady]

I see... no body wants me.




:o :( :cool:

Little do you know....

[wolverine652001]

Whatcha been up to?



NODDA... work sucks in the cold.

[wolverine652001]

Hello? did you not just have about a 20 post flirt/porn session with Steph today? :p


Are you jealous?




Besides... I don't see STEPH in here ... do you? if you do.. let me know! :D

I'll take my chances of flirting with the single experience older girls... steph is taken. ;)

[TXLady]

NODDA... work sucks in the cold.

Hate to tell you this but here in Texas it's Spring. The grass is green, the trees have their leaves, flowers are blooming, it's beautiful!

[tk0727]

Are you jealous?




Besides... I don't see STEPH in here ... do you? if you do.. let me know! :D

I'll take my chances of flirting with the single experience older girls... steph is taken. ;)

Jealous no. You were whining about nobody wanting you today. I simply pointed out that Steph wanted you today! :D

[wolverine652001]

Hate to tell you this but here in Texas it's Spring. The grass is green, the trees have their leaves, flowers are blooming, it's beautiful!


TEASE!!!


besides.. SD and TX have similar laws. I could transfer, but I can't stand the heat in the summer with wearing a vest and with the damn Dress Codes I have here.. I'll rather the cold and whine than die of dehyration.

[TXLady]

TEASE!!!


besides.. SD and TX have similar laws. I could transfer, but I can't stand the heat in the summer with wearing a vest and with the damn Dress Codes I have here.. I'll rather the cold and whine than die of dehyration.

True, I am a tease. But I have to agree with you, summers here are tortuous.

[Quopper]

So Quopper, when's the wedding and shouldn't you moved to UTAH? :eek:
LMFAO!!!! TX - your killing me!! Oh Lord I never thought of that it might work!

[wolverine652001]

Jealous no. You were whining about nobody wanting you today. I simply pointed out that Steph wanted you today! :D


I don't know if Steph actually.. wants me like you guys want on here.


I started a smart comment about A KID with big BICEPS and she just kept going... so I wasn't INTENDING to flirt. It just happened.


Just like how you and Quopper thought I was NICE and cute, and Quopper had to email me TK's pic, and bam!

[TXLady]

It's all fun and games until someone tells my hubby...
JK..It's all in good fun.
We all get in those moods occasionally, right?

You're asking that question of US? Here? :D

[wolverine652001]

It's all fun and games until someone tells my hubby...
JK..It's all in good fun.
We all get in those moods occasionally, right?



Ah.. my love is here. Finally. NO .. don't worry, I won't peep a word about our making out last.... er.. wait.. uh.. um.. never mind.. *hehe* .. uh.. *face turn red*... uh.. be right back!

[tk0727]

You're asking that question of US? Here? :D

LOL.. yeah Steph. we ALL know it's fun. That's what it's for!

[tk0727]

I don't know if Steph actually.. wants me like you guys want on here.


I started a smart comment about A KID with big BICEPS and she just kept going... so I wasn't INTENDING to flirt. It just happened.


Just like how you and Quopper thought I was NICE and cute, and Quopper had to email me TK's pic, and bam!

what's THAT supposed to mean "like you guys want" on here? We're all innocent, angels.!

[wolverine652001]

what's THAT supposed to mean "like you guys want" on here? We're all innocent, angels.!



if I had $0.10 for each time you say that, I'd be rich last month.

[TXLady]

what's THAT supposed to mean "like you guys want" on here? We're all innocent, angels.!

Wolvee we don't care if you're nice and cute. We just want you for your body. ;)

[wolverine652001]

As innocent at Michael Jackson..he he he

Where's the professor? :D


Right here. I'm about to go for a demostration, want me to pick ya up on the way or meet me in Sioux City, IA?

[wolverine652001]

Wolvee we don't care if you're nice and cute. We just want you for your body. ;)


Funny, Bangme.net (a similar to Hot or Not), I'm at 98% hot.

Must be the body, damn it. I want to give my personality... not my body!

[wolverine652001]

2 words: HOLIDAY INN :D


Why not ride with me to the Raddisson Hotel back in Sioux Falls? I got a suite there that I use whenever I'm in town. Yes, my job pays me like that.

;)

Hence why I have 2 new trucks, and one kick *** sports car! and a ****ty mazda.

[TXLady]

Funny, Bangme.net (a similar to Hot or Not), I'm at 98% hot.

Must be the body, damn it. I want to give my personality... not my body!


We don't even care if you have a personality! :eek:

[wolverine652001]

We don't even care if you have a personality! :eek:


Well for **** sake.

There goes my window.

BRB people, talk among yourselves, I gotta go feed my kitty. Yes, MY cat. You can translate that to whatever you like.

[Quopper]

We don't even care if you have a personality! :eek:
Are we supposed to?? :confused:

[TXLady]

Are we supposed to?? :confused:

I didn't think so, but it seemed important to him. :confused:

[wolverine652001]

Are you sure you aren't a pimp?

:cool:

Gotta run, again, it's 4:30..I'm off to the Y, got to get in shape for...


Pimps drive cadilliacs. Im just a typical farm boy with a heavy duty truck and a v-6 Sports trac.

And I used to be a security officer for the Raddisson so I get a good deal on the rooms.