Chat, chat, chat, chat, chat....

[Buttercup]

What kind of work do you do?

I develop menu concepts for chain restaurants, institutions (i.e., military), and a few manufacturers.

[TXLady]

After 9 sometime I am going to hit the hay

You must be tired! If I was smart I'd do the same thing.

[Buttercup]

You must be tired! If I was smart I'd do the same thing.


Maybe there's something in the air - I'm planning on being in bed early, too.

[TXLady]

I develop menu concepts for chain restaurants, institutions (i.e., military), and a few manufacturers.

No wonder you don't want to cook at home. Normally I love to cook but don't feel like it tonight.

[tk0727]

Hey, TX Lady! Guess what?
My sister gets to open up for Rick Van Shelton on July 3?

I'm so excited for her. She gets to sing for 45 min@! :D

[TXLady]

Did we put peaches to sleep? ;)

[Buttercup]

No wonder you don't want to cook at home. Normally I love to cook but don't feel like it tonight.

Usually I don't mind, because I really enjoy it, but today..... :( I just threw something together.

[Buttercup]

Hey, TX Lady! Guess what?
My sister gets to open up for Rick Van Shelton on July 3?

I'm so excited for her. She gets to sing for 45 min@! :D


Hi tk - how's it going :)

[Photogrrlz]

Hey, TX Lady! Guess what?
My sister gets to open up for Rick Van Shelton on July 3?

I'm so excited for her. She gets to sing for 45 min@! :D


Who TK and hey girl...

Buttercup....Does that mean ur going to tuck me in???


Did I mention I sleep in a B-Day suit :D

[Buttercup]

Did we put peaches to sleep? ;)


"Peaches?"

[TXLady]

Hey, TX Lady! Guess what?
My sister gets to open up for Rick Van Shelton on July 3?

I'm so excited for her. She gets to sing for 45 min@! :D

TK, that's fantastic! I didn't know your sister was a singer.

[Buttercup]

Who TK and hey girl...

Buttercup....Does that mean ur going to tuck me in???


Did I mention I sleep in a B-Day suit :D


*heavy sigh* Okayyyy.....didn't I tell you before that you're really bossy? :D

[TXLady]

"Peaches?"

Sgt.162 :D

[ecpd170]

THIS :mad: IS :mad: ME :mad: VENTING :mad: DISREAGARD :mad: THE :mad: BELOW

TODAY :mad: F*CKING :mad: SUCKS :mad:

[ecpd170]

Hey, TX Lady! Guess what?
My sister gets to open up for Rick Van Shelton on July 3?

I'm so excited for her. She gets to sing for 45 min@! :D
HEY TK THATS GREAT TO HEAR I AM HAPPY FOR THE BOTH OF YOU I WISH HER LUCK

[Buttercup]

Sgt.162 :D


lol, thanks :) And I think that we did. :)

[TXLady]

Who TK and hey girl...

Buttercup....Does that mean ur going to tuck me in???


Did I mention I sleep in a B-Day suit :D

Photo, you're determined to get an o.com girlfriend, aren't you. :D

[Buttercup]

Hey, TX Lady! Guess what?
My sister gets to open up for Rick Van Shelton on July 3?

I'm so excited for her. She gets to sing for 45 min@! :D


That's a great opportunity - I hope it goes well for her :)

[Photogrrlz]

*heavy sigh* Okayyyy.....didn't I tell you before that you're really bossy? :D


Well I am a woman and a cop...So its my way or u get cuffed...lmmo

[foxfyre]

Good eveing all! I just tucked my son in, so can chat for a few. How is everyone?

[Buttercup]

Photo, you're determined to get an o.com girlfriend, aren't you. :D


She IS very persistent, isn't she? :D

[Photogrrlz]

Photo, you're determined to get an o.com girlfriend, aren't you. :D


Shhhhhhh Tx dont tell all my secrets

Unless ur volunteering...lmmo

[TXLady]

THIS :mad: IS :mad: ME :mad: VENTING :mad: DISREAGARD :mad: THE :mad: BELOW

TODAY :mad: F*CKING :mad: SUCKS :mad:

Poor baby. Want to tell me all about it?

[Photogrrlz]

Good eveing all! I just tucked my son in, so can chat for a few. How is everyone?


Good evening Fox

[Buttercup]

Well I am a woman and a cop...So its my way or u get cuffed...lmmo


*another heavy sigh* Okay. I guess I don't want to get cuffed....let me know when you're ready... :D

[tk0727]

Thanks everyone.. I'm Im'ng her now.
It's just in a county fair, but it's cool for her to open for someone who actually made it!

[Photogrrlz]

THIS :mad: IS :mad: ME :mad: VENTING :mad: DISREAGARD :mad: THE :mad: BELOW

TODAY :mad: F*CKING :mad: SUCKS :mad:


Whats wrong ECPD???

[Buttercup]

Good eveing all! I just tucked my son in, so can chat for a few. How is everyone?


Hi foxy! How are you?

[Buttercup]

Thanks everyone.. I'm Im'ng her now.
It's just in a county fair, but it's cool for her to open for someone who actually made it!


I'll bet a lot of big-name people started in country fairs....

[TXLady]

*another heavy sigh* Okay. I guess I don't want to get cuffed....let me know when you're ready... :D

Dang Buttercup, you're too easy. :eek: :p

[foxfyre]

Hi foxy! How are you?

Good, thank you. Oddly tired, tho. And it's only just gotten dark here. :(
How are you? The library doesn't own that book; I'm going to ILL it.

[Buttercup]

THIS :mad: IS :mad: ME :mad: VENTING :mad: DISREAGARD :mad: THE :mad: BELOW

TODAY :mad: F*CKING :mad: SUCKS :mad:


You can vent to us...

[tk0727]

I'll bet a lot of big-name people started in country fairs....


Yeah, they do.

I'm actually going to see Chris Cagle on thursday night at the bar.
This is her fist time opening for someone big. We went to nashville a few years ago and recorded a demo.. And it's taken this long to get anywhere for her.

[Buttercup]

Dang Buttercup, you're too easy. :eek: :p


Well, as I've said in the past - to paraphrase Woody Allen, going both ways immediately doubles your chance for a date on Saturday night. :D :D

At least I'll get to tuck SOMEONE in tonight..lol.

[TXLady]

Yeah, they do.

I'm actually going to see Chris Cagle on thursday night at the bar.
This is her fist time opening for someone big. We went to nashville a few years ago and recorded a demo.. And it's taken this long to get anywhere for her.

Wow, this is a big break for her.

[Buttercup]

Good, thank you. Oddly tired, tho. And it's only just gotten dark here. :(
How are you? The library doesn't own that book; I'm going to ILL it.


So you found out that the author is Robert Rankin - he has several other books but I haven't read them. If I had that one, I'd send it to you but it's out of state with my sister :) . Also, take a look at the books by Jasper Fforde - the first in a series of (I think) 4 is called "The Eyre AFfair." Excellent reading. :)

[foxfyre]

At least I'll get to tuck SOMEONE in tonight..lol.

You can tuck me in! Or I can tuck you in! We can tuck everyone in!

[Buttercup]

You can tuck me in! Or I can tuck you in! We can tuck everyone in!


LMAO...yes, we'll have a tucking party! :D :D

[foxfyre]

I'm Im'ng her now.


Tell her to break a leg. Or good luck... Or something...

[sgt162]

well, I hate to do this but I think I am going to bed. 0430 hours comes early. anyone want to cum tuck me into bed? ;) :p

[tk0727]

Hey.. nobody tucks me in EVER! :mad:

[foxfyre]

LMAO...yes, we'll have a tucking party! :D :D


good one...

[sgt162]

LMAO...yes, we'll have a tucking party! :D :D
I got something that I can tuck in at party with ya'll. :p ;) :D

[Buttercup]

well, I hate to do this but I think I am going to bed. 0430 hours comes early. anyone want to cum tuck me into bed? ;) :p


Lol...sure... :) Sweet dreams, sgt ;) :p

[Buttercup]

I got something that I can tuck in at party with ya'll. :p ;) :D


S*sigh* It will just have to wait until tomorrow, then, since you're going to bed :D

[foxfyre]

So you found out that the author is Robert Rankin - he has several other books but I haven't read them. If I had that one, I'd send it to you but it's out of state with my sister :) . Also, take a look at the books by Jasper Fforde - the first in a series of (I think) 4 is called "The Eyre AFfair." Excellent reading. :)

I'll look into those. My favorites right now are the Laurie R King 'Mary Russell' series, JD Robb's 'Eve Dallas' series, Douglas Preson & Lincoln Child's 'Agent Pendergast' series, and anything by Terry Pratchett.

[Photogrrlz]

Hey.. nobody tucks me in EVER! :mad:
Tk...I can help u out there...


Buttercup--So ummm can u do a good tuck in?

[foxfyre]

S*sigh* It will just have to wait until tomorrow, then, since you're going to bed :D

you are in high demand. and it seems you've created a new concept - tucking.

[sgt162]

S*sigh* It will just have to wait until tomorrow, then, since you're going to bed :D
wanna try to talk me into staying UP. :p ;) :D

[Buttercup]

Hey.. nobody tucks me in EVER! :mad:


It seems that I am the official o.com tucker this evening.....just let me know when you're ready....foxy, will you help? :D

[foxfyre]

I got something that I can tuck in at party with ya'll. :p ;) :D

Hmmm, I wonder, nahhhhhh....

[Buttercup]

Tk...I can help u out there...


Buttercup--So ummm can u do a good tuck in?


I can tuck with the best of them...I'm known for my tucking skills.... :D

[foxfyre]

It seems that I am the official o.com tucker this evening.....just let me know when you're ready....foxy, will you help? :D


Absolutely! I do the best tucking ever!

[Buttercup]

wanna try to talk me into staying UP. :p ;) :D


I don't know....0430 comes aorund pretty early... ;) :p

[foxfyre]

I can tuck with the best of them...I'm known for my tucking skills.... :D

We'll have to compare methods.

[Buttercup]

We'll have to compare methods.

Yes we will. Perhaps we can even have a competition, you know, somehting like a tuck-off.. :D

[foxfyre]

wanna try to talk me into staying UP. :p ;) :D

Wellll, how are YOUR tucking skills?

[foxfyre]

Yes we will. Perhaps we can even have a competition, you know, somehting like a tuck-off.. :D

Girl, you crack me up. :D :D :D

[Buttercup]

Wellll, how are YOUR tucking skills?


Yeah, sgt, how ARE your tucking skills? In addition to doing the tucking, I also enjoy being tucked.

[BaseballBabe]

Ha Ha HaHa


:p :p :p

Yeah I still think I'm one of the younger guys but in reality I guess I'm what they call an old timer now. I have four years to go before retirement. :confused:

It is amazing and kinda scary how fast 26 years can go by before you know it. :eek:


So you'll be retiring at 55 or 60. My bf just retired...oh the life of a retired ..playing golf,sleep,workout,play golf.... ;) :rolleyes: :eek:

[sgt162]

Wellll, how are YOUR tucking skills?
It's not how deep you plow. It's how long you stay in the field. cum to htink of it I still plow pretty deep. :p ;) :D

[Buttercup]

:D Girl, you crack me up. :D

*smiling sweetly* Thank you. :D

[Photogrrlz]

No tuck offs here...My back is sore

BC, while ur tucking me in can u give me a massage on my lower back

Full body would work also :p

[foxfyre]

It's not how deep you plow. It's how long you stay in the field. cum to htink of it I still plow pretty deep. :p ;) :D

Who said anything about plowing? We're talking tucking, here! :p ;)

[tk0727]

I got something that I can tuck in at party with ya'll. :p ;) :D


what about me Peaches? ... so far only the ladies have offered to tuck me in! LOL


not that they're not lovely ladies.. uh... but..........well you know! :D

[Buttercup]

No tuck offs here...My back is sore

BC, while ur tucking me in can u give me a massage on my lower back

Full body would work also :p


*muttering under breath* demanding wench!

*out loud* Sure, photo, come right over here - let me warm the oils.....

[foxfyre]

No tuck offs here...My back is sore

BC, while ur tucking me in can u give me a massage on my lower back

Full body would work also :p

Maybe we could just meet at a spa... mmmm massage.

[sgt162]

Who said anything about plowing? We're talking tucking, here! :p ;)
I guess it is just a saying that us redneck use. :D

[tk0727]

I guess it is just a saying that us redneck use. :D

YEP! REDNECK HERE TOO!

[Buttercup]

Who said anything about plowing? We're talking tucking, here! :p ;)


*perking up* Did someone say plow? :D You know, the tuck-and-plow maneuver does take a lot of talent....

[foxfyre]

what about me Peaches? ... so far only the ladies have offered to tuck me in! LOL


not that they're not lovely ladies.. uh... but..........well you know! :D


No, TK. What do you mean? Hey, I give great tuck! :p

[Photogrrlz]

*muttering under breath* demanding wench!

*out loud* Sure, photo, come right over here - let me warm the oils.....

woooooohooooooo

I can be submissive also BC... ;)

[sgt162]

what about me Peaches? ... so far only the ladies have offered to tuck me in! LOL


not that they're not lovely ladies.. uh... but..........well you know! :D
you know you don't have to ask me to tuck you in. :p ;) :D

[foxfyre]

*perking up* Did someone say plow? :D You know, the tuck-and-plow maneuver does take a lot of talent....

Go ahead, demonstrate. :D

[Buttercup]

Maybe we could just meet at a spa... mmmm massage.


Don't tell anyone, but I get body massages every two to three weeks :)

[foxfyre]

Don't tell anyone, but I get body massages every two to three weeks :)

Oh, lucky girl. It's amazing if I can manage once or twice a year. I'm really wanting one now, tho.

[Buttercup]

Go ahead, demonstrate. :D


You see, I'd do the tucking, and then sgt would do the plowing...or, wait...maybe sgt would do the plowing and THEN I'd do the tucking.....yeah, I think that's it.....

[Buttercup]

woooooohooooooo

I can be submissive also BC... ;)


Oohh...a switch! ;)

[Photogrrlz]

Oohh...a switch! ;)


Yea the only thing I switch one...Is either being a top or bottom...lol

[BaseballBabe]

Hello all..

I am back from my mini vacation. It was nice but would've been even nicer if it hadn't snowed and been to damn cold!! :mad:


SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER!!!

[tk0727]

oooooooohhh I need a moment! :D :p

[Buttercup]

Oh, lucky girl. It's amazing if I can manage once or twice a year. I'm really wanting one now, tho.


I look at it this way - I work hard, I have no children, no husband, no one to spend my money on except for me...I deserve it. :) There are some pretty nice spas up here....there's a great one in Princeton.

[foxfyre]

You see, I'd do the tucking, and then sgt would do the plowing...or, wait...maybe sgt would do the plowing and THEN I'd do the tucking.....yeah, I think that's it.....

Well, okay, that does sound like fun. I generally don't mix my tucking and plowing... but I'll try anything once or twice or...

[Buttercup]

Yea the only thing I switch one...Is either being a top or bottom...lol


Lol....I'll remember that...lol

[Buttercup]

Well, okay, that does sound like fun. I generally don't mix my tucking and plowing... but I'll try anything once or twice or...


.....thrice?

[foxfyre]

I look at it this way - I work hard, I have no children, no husband, no one to spend my money on except for me...I deserve it. :) There are some pretty nice spas up here....there's a great one in Princeton.

I bet there are. There aren't too many near me. The one I like is about an hour away. Which explains why I don't get there... And gosh darn it! People like you!

[Buttercup]

Hello all..

I am back from my mini vacation. It was nice but would've been even nicer if it hadn't snowed and been to damn cold!! :mad:


SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER!!!

Hi BBB! I'm waiting for summer, too :)

[Photogrrlz]

Fox,

U did give me the idea to get a massage

We have a training massage school near my families house...

Maybe I go there and see whats up tomorrow

[foxfyre]

Hello all..

Hiya, BBB... Sorry your vacation was so cold.

[Buttercup]

I bet there are. There aren't too many near me. The one I like is about an hour away. Which explains why I don't get there... And gosh darn it! People like you!


So you'll just have to take a trip up here one day! :)

[foxfyre]

Fox,

U did give me the idea to get a massage

We have a training massage school near my families house...

Maybe I go there and see whats up tomorrow

That's what I'm here for - a font of brilliant ideas!

[foxfyre]

So you'll just have to take a trip up here one day! :)

I will, I definitely will. Aromatherapy swedish?

[foxfyre]

.....thrice?

ad infinitum... ;)

[Photogrrlz]

Hmm all this tucking and plowing makes me think about the guy who came into the jail today with money up his bum...and later upon further inspection...He hid his drivers license up there as well...Ouchies



Now its time for me to plow out a deuce and charge my laptop

[Buttercup]

Fox,

U did give me the idea to get a massage

We have a training massage school near my families house...

Maybe I go there and see whats up tomorrow


That's an excellent idea - they're usually a lot less expensive than spas, too. And to really enjoy it, you have to take everything off. Get at least an hour -anything less will make you want more..

[foxfyre]

Hmm all this tucking and plowing makes me think about the guy who came into the jail today with money up his bum...and later upon further inspection...He hid his drivers license up there as well...Ouchies



Now its time for me to plow out a deuce and charge my laptop

Why on earth??? No wallet handy? Doesn't want a man purse? Couldn't roll it up in his shirt sleeve? What! Tell me!

[Buttercup]

[QUOTE=Photogrrlz]Hmm all this tucking and plowing makes me think about the guy who came into the jail today with money up his bum...and later upon further inspection...He hid his drivers license up there as well...Ouchies


Ouch...I generally use my wallet... :D

[Buttercup]

I will, I definitely will. Aromatherapy swedish?


Absolutely!

[foxfyre]

Absolutely!

Oh God. I want a massage. oh, right now!

[Buttercup]

Oh God. I want a massage. oh, right now!

*grumble, grumble* First tucking, now massages.....oh, come on!

[foxfyre]

*grumble, grumble* First tucking, now massages.....oh, come on!

Well, honey, I didn't say I wanted it from YOU. :D

[Photogrrlz]

Why on earth??? No wallet handy? Doesn't want a man purse? Couldn't roll it up in his shirt sleeve? What! Tell me!


Not sure about the whole story I was just waiting to take my inmate to court, but we all rushed to receiving when security control asked for addtional units to receving...

Guess the jackass had money rolled up his bum and when that got that out he was like your not going to want to touch that now it has poop on it... About ten minutes later a C/O stated to the prints officer that they got this out of him also showing his OL... Turns out he had a felony warrant and was picked up with alot of crack if I heard correctly

[Photogrrlz]

*grumble, grumble* First tucking, now massages.....oh, come on!


Well I am in bed now...

And you can see I am still on my puter

did TX go to bed?

[Buttercup]

Well, honey, I didn't say I wanted it from YOU. :D


LOL, whew, glad to hear it! My hands were getting tired from all that tucking... :D :D

And speaking of tucking, I think I'm going to go and tuck myself.. :D. :p ...tell photo that I said sweet dreams...talk to you tomorrow! :D :)

[Buttercup]

Not sure about the whole story I was just waiting to take my inmate to court, but we all rushed to receiving when security control asked for addtional units to receving...

Guess the jackass had money rolled up his bum and when that got that out he was like your not going to want to touch that now it has poop on it... About ten minutes later a C/O stated to the prints officer that they got this out of him also showing his OL... Turns out he had a felony warrant and was picked up with alot of crack if I heard correctly


Unbelievable

[Buttercup]

Well I am in bed now...

And you can see I am still on my puter

did TX go to bed?


I don't know if TX went to bed, but I'm on my way....sweet dreams, photo :p ;) :D

[foxfyre]

Not sure about the whole story I was just waiting to take my inmate to court, but we all rushed to receiving when security control asked for addtional units to receving...

Guess the jackass had money rolled up his bum and when that got that out he was like your not going to want to touch that now it has poop on it... About ten minutes later a C/O stated to the prints officer that they got this out of him also showing his OL... Turns out he had a felony warrant and was picked up with alot of crack if I heard correctly


And I complain about my job...

[foxfyre]

LOL, whew, glad to hear it! My hands were getting tired from all that tucking... :D :D

And speaking of tucking, I think I'm going to go and tuck myself.. :D. :p ...tell photo that I said sweet dreams...talk to you tomorrow! :D :)


Nighty-night, sleep-y tight, don't you let those bed bugs bite!

consider yourself, tucked.

[Photogrrlz]

I don't know if TX went to bed, but I'm on my way....sweet dreams, photo :p ;) :D


*grope* errr I mean Goodnight

[foxfyre]

*grope* errr I mean Goodnight

Yeah, we know you really meant grope. Who're you kiddin'?

[Buttercup]

Yeah, we know you really meant grope. Who're you kiddin'?


Tucked AND groped!?! Awesome!!! Now I'm really gone....Bcups out! :D

[Photogrrlz]

Tucked AND groped!?! Awesome!!! Now I'm really gone....Bcups out! :D


I got Ccups myself...Some chics insist Dcups...lmmo :D

[tk0727]

I got Ccups myself...Some chics insist Dcups...lmmo :D


LOL....DDcups out too

[Photogrrlz]

welcome back TK...Did u miss me?

[BowzerTee]

hey hey hey, wucha all up to...no good i assume :eek:

[tk0727]

welcome back TK...Did u miss me?



Sure did honey! .. I'm on the phone with Quopper now... she says hi too. :D

[Chiram]

hey hey hey, wucha all up to...no good i assume :eek:

Never up to any good. :p

[tk0727]

It's ALWAYS good when i GET THERE! :D :D

[Quopper]

It's ALWAYS good when i GET THERE! :D :D
BUT it is even BETTER, when I'm HERE! :D

[Chiram]

Yep. I'm in the right place. LOL

[BowzerTee]

Never up to any good. :p
hehe...miss me? ;)

[tk0727]

BUT it is even BETTER, when I'm HERE! :D

BUT YOU'RE NOT THE ONE THAT GETS ME THERE! :D :eek:

[Chiram]

hehe...miss me? ;)

You know it. ;)

[BowzerTee]

You know it. ;)
yah, i do, or i wouldntve asked. ;) :p
"give me the money honey ill give you time, u run short of money honey i run short on time" willie nelson

[BowzerTee]

jared348 where u at homie

[BowzerTee]

livin the dream
the american dream, everymans dream, what dream

[BowzerTee]

i just broke my 10 post cherry :p :D
congratulations...lol, im almost to 180 :)

[BowzerTee]

yeah...that
you didn't pick on....howd ur day go?

[BowzerTee]

busy I hate my job. I have my poly in two weeks
::crosses fingers:: good luck on the poly. look at the bright side, you wont be at that job long. :D

[BowzerTee]

If I pass that is
i shall say nothing, dont want any jynxes.
I JUST BROKE MY 180th POST CHERRY :eek:

[Chiram]

i shall say nothing, dont want any jynxes.
I JUST BROKE MY 180th POST CHERRY :eek:

180? This makes my 650. LOL

[BowzerTee]

180? This makes my 650. LOL
we got to have us a party, you and me baby ;)

[BowzerTee]

well well jared, u must get up to 20 fast, i gotta be headin off to the land of dreams soon

[Chiram]

we got to have us a party, you and me baby ;)

Promise?!? :D ;)

[BowzerTee]

Promise?!? :D ;)
anything for you

[Chiram]

anything for you

Anything?!? You sure you want to say that? ;)

[BowzerTee]

night night all, sweet dreams

[Chiram]

Talk to you all later.

[squad51]

helllllllooooooo

[squad51]

sheeshhh you guys are killing me

[Chiram]

Hey Steph, if you're still there.

[Chiram]

Hey there Chiram..What's going on today..I may be on and off..My phone is ringing off the hook.

Just having to be an @$$hole. What you up to?

[Chiram]

No, not you...You're a regular Mr. Rogers, I thought?!?!

I actually feel like crap for this one. :(

[Chiram]

NO! You shouldn't..You're a nice guy....I was just messing with you..What are you doing to be an *********???

Thinking. Considering possibilities. Possibly losing a great friend in the process.

[Chiram]

What the hell did you do???????? :confused:

It's not near as bad as it sounds, but I really can't get into details on here.

[Chiram]

That's cool, I understand..I'm sure whatever decision you make will be the right one..I find that listing positives and negatives is extremely beneficial...
Good luck with whatever. :)

The positives far outnumber the negatives (only one negative), but that negative weighs against the positives far too much for my comfort.

[Chiram]

Damn, in that case, flip a coin........ :D

I already blew part of it, just waiting to see if I still have a friend out of the rubble.

[Chiram]

You slept with some dude's chick, huh????????

You know, I could handle that ALOT easier than I could handle this. LMAO

[Chiram]

Chiram everybody's got a little assho*e in them its human nature don;t sweat it! :D

I ain't worried about being an @$$hole. Just about being one to this person. I was born and raised 100% Prime Grade, All American @$$hole. Doesn't bother me. Just don't want to hurt this person's feelings.

[Chiram]

Try this line "Im Sorry if I hurt your feelings would you please forgive me" . if they are a person worth having they will. :)

I basically said that, just a bit more wordy.

[Chiram]

Okay, so I'm sitting here watching SWAT. They're at the point of the helicopter being shot down. Here's my problem. Judging distance from my point of view, the shot from the .50BMG was 1.5 miles. There are maybe 5 people in this world that can make that shot. MAYBE 1 that can make it accurately! If you take into account the suppressor on a .50BMG slows the rate of the bullet by almost 300fps (not much at first, but in the grand scheme of things...), that bullet would have dropped off around a mile. Just my $.02.

[Chiram]

See it works,I even got into a silly argument with my wife,that Willy Nelson did not record the song Stardust,I was at walmart in the music dept,and too my amazment found that darn cd with stardust.I was giving out Mothers day card Sunday I got down on one Knee and said You were right and I was wrong here is your Willie Nelson cd with Stardust. :D

ROFLMAO Okay, that's just funny. And things aren't as bad as I had feared they would be. It just really sucks to have to do something like that. Not that you know what I'm talking about, but still...

Dangit, I'm talking to myself again...

[Chiram]

Women like for their man to grovel when they are wrong about stuff and especially when you get up on the fence and crow like a Rooster that you are right! :eek:

So that's why I'm a bad boyfriend, huh? Never had it figured out until now! LOL If I'm wrong, I'll admit it. But don't expect me to if I'm not wrong. First thing the JOP made me say when I got married (horribly, three years ago today) was "Nikki, you're probably right." That was the ONLY time I ever said it. But, life is good. Life's not always easy. Life's not always fair. Life's not always fun. But life is good.

[Chiram]

I hate to admit especially to a FEMALE THAT IAM WRONG,hurts the MALE PRIDE,now if those above mentioned phrases don't work and they are really steamed and ****ed at you,This usually gets me off the hook,I will pull off my shoe and put it up to my mouth and say How did I put this big shoe in my mouth,that will usually get them to smile and maybe a HAHA or a hehe.I do have and avantage I wear a 16 EEEE shoe. ;)

LOL I refuse to let pride get involved in ANY relationship. Once you see the light, it's the right time. You never know it's time to go before it's time. And if you stick around afterwards, you're just being proud. I am the person that told the last girl I dated that I wanted to cook her supper, but she needed to go to the store and get what she wanted me to cook. While she was gone, what was I doing? Packing everything that I could get into my car and leaving. Lost my tools. I can buy more tools. Lost my TV. I can buy another TV. Lost my car stereo. I can buy another stereo. I didn't marry her. I didn't have kids with her. That's all that counts. ;)

[Quopper]

Morning!!!

[Chiram]

Morning!!!

Good morning, Q. How're you today?

[Quopper]

Good morning, Q. How're you today?
Little sleepy......I need more COFFEE!!! Where is the Java guy when I need him?? :D

[Chiram]

Little sleepy......I need more COFFEE!!! Where is the Java guy when I need him?? :D

Eww...coffee...I have a serious disdain for coffee. I can't stand drinking anything hot. It's always been about the Dr. Pepper. But, I guess it's a good thing I never liked beer. I'd be an alcoholic.

[Quopper]

Eww...coffee...I have a serious disdain for coffee. I can't stand drinking anything hot. It's always been about the Dr. Pepper. But, I guess it's a good thing I never liked beer. I'd be an alcoholic.
DON'T LIKE COFFEE! :eek:

Damn I'm not sure if I am allowed to talk to you! :rolleyes:

I don't do soda, actually nothing with carbonation, unless it is the occasional beer! I can't believe you don't like beer either! Are you human??? :D

Donald - SWAT and I got together yesterday on chat honey, have you had a chance to go read it! Definately was not a library day! :D

[Chiram]

DON'T LIKE COFFEE! :eek:

Damn I'm not sure if I am allowed to talk to you! :rolleyes:

I don't do soda, actually nothing with carbonation, unless it is the occasional beer! I can't believe you don't like beer either! Are you human??? :D

Donald - SWAT and I got together yesterday on chat honey, have you had a chance to go read it! Definately was not a library day! :D

I'm human. But alocoholism runs in the family, so I stay away from the bottle. No need in getting addicted.

[Quopper]

I'm human. But alocoholism runs in the family, so I stay away from the bottle. No need in getting addicted.
Okay that is a good reason, I will go ahead and add you to my list of people to drink for! :D

[BowzerTee]

Women like for their man to grovel when they are wrong about stuff and especially when you get up on the fence and crow like a Rooster that you are right! :eek:
lol...i dunno, maybe im a weird female...but id hate for a man to grovel...and, if they aren't wrong, then why say so just to try to make someone happy

[Chiram]

lol...i dunno, maybe im a weird female...but id hate for a man to grovel...and, if they aren't wrong, then why say so just to try to make someone happy

Exactly! No need in lying...atleast not in my opinion.

[Chiram]

Okay that is a good reason, I will go ahead and add you to my list of people to drink for! :D

Gee, thanks. LOL I'll add you to my list of people to drink a soda for. LOL

[Chiram]

Its a Southern thing,you would'nt understand Yankee ;)

Bullhockey. I don't grovel for ANYONE. And if I lose someone for it, oh dang well.

[Chiram]

Ark is not considered a true Southern State more Western :D

:p I'm literally 15 miles from a Civil War fighting ground. I think we count as Southern.

[Chiram]

Was not Ark a territory during the civil war

We were a state, I believe. I think we got out "statehood" about three years before the war. Not sure, though.

[BowzerTee]

Exactly! No need in lying...atleast not in my opinion.
i dont know how anyone could get satisfaction knowing it was only said cause they forced it..silly people

[Chiram]

But was not Ark netural during the war,Tn was the last state to join the confederate and first to rejoin the Union

Hell I don't know.

[Chiram]

i dont know how anyone could get satisfaction knowing it was only said cause they forced it..silly people

I never understood how someone could say they were wrong when they knew they were right. Never done it, never will.

[ecpd170]

whats up ocom people

[Chiram]

I stand Corrected these are the last states to join the confederates Virginia,North Carolina,Tennessee,Arkansas!!! :p

See! We joined the fight! lol

[Quopper]

whats up ocom people
Hey Lover Boy - what can I do to help you smile today? ;)

[BowzerTee]

I never understood how someone could say they were wrong when they knew they were right. Never done it, never will.

yah, well, i'm always right...lol...

to the other dude, im a yankee huh? havent been called that before

[ecpd170]

Hey Lover Boy - what can I do to help you smile today? ;)
i dont think you can today


today is worse than yesterday :mad: :mad:

[Quopper]

i dont think you can today


today is worse than yesterday :mad: :mad:
CALL ME!

[Chiram]

yah, well, i'm always right...lol...

to the other dude, im a yankee huh? havent been called that before

Yes ma'am, you are. ;)

[BowzerTee]

Yes ma'am, you are. ;)
when i move to alaska, would i still be a yankee

[BowzerTee]

not sure on that one,but if you are a single female you will have alot of men to pick from Men outnumber women 20 to 1 :D
yah, im single. :eek: .but i'll have two brothers with me, both LE, i think they'll keep an eye out..they always do :p

[BowzerTee]

You do'nt mind me asking how old are you?
here's a hint, the song dedicated to me by a bunch of guys i know, is seventeen by winger

[Chiram]

here's a hint, the song dedicated to me by a bunch of guys i know, is seventeen by winger

So you're 31?

[BowzerTee]

So why the move to Alaska,I myself have never been to the New England States,I heard that area does'nt allow cooperate stores to operate in that area,so as not to dominate the economy like they have in the South,we have lost alot of MOM&POP business in the rural South
i was going to move to wyoming, but my brother had to go get a g/f and move to alaska. he invited me to move there instead, and i love my brother to death, and well, beautiful out there, new hiking terrain.

[BowzerTee]

So you're 31?
i know, im a little old to be single dontcha think?

[Chiram]

I hear Chiram is single maybe we can make a match here,save yourself a trip way up to the North Country :p

I'm staying silent on this one...

[Chiram]

Aw Man just exchange emails maybe a photo at least put on that southern charm ;)

Again, maintaining my silence.

That's her decision, not mine

[Chiram]

Chiram is laying low on this topic :D

Damn skippy.

[Chiram]

Or do you have the HOT"S for the Q U O P P E R :eek:

Umm...no offense to Q, but no.

[Chiram]

Lets see TXLady,Tk,Styx,ICE cold blue eyes,Step Whit she loves the water I hear :D

Umm...no, no, no, no, and no. You're never going to guess. LOL

[Buttercup]

Hi Bowzer, DC, Chiram.....how's everyone today?

[Chiram]

Hi Bowzer, DC, Chiram.....how's everyone today?

Howdy butterCup

[Chiram]

What type do you like,I understand Yankees are abrasive, I would'nt go there either :cool:

I'm not getting into this with you! lol

[Buttercup]

I forgot about ButterCup!!! :p


What did you forget about Buttercup? :confused: I'm a yankee, sure, but I'm not abrasive... :)

[Chiram]

YOUR THE MAN,I read where you been 600+ post since joining in April 05 Hell I been on since Sept 04 :rolleyes:

I can't help it! I get on here and just start talking! Plus I got about 100 posts the night BC, Bowzer, PS, and I got into some crap. LOL

[Buttercup]

Don't get execited,I was trying to fix up Chiram thata all :p


O, I see - I should have read the last few posts, sorry.....and have you had any luck? :p :)

[Buttercup]

With that avatar of yours forget it,Hell what happened to your sweet looking avatar, looks like you got wasted on the Chat thread must have been a rough one!!!! :eek:


LOL, yeah, that's a pretty rough looking avatar today isn't it? :D I'm having a bad day and I changed it to reflect my mood :D . I'll change it back this afternoon.. :D

[ecpd170]

hey people of ocom world

[Buttercup]

I was just agravating chiram about fixing him up with Bowzer with the strange avatar,So what are u up to this mid morning :D


Working, just taking a break. See, I changed my avatar - is this better? :D

[Buttercup]

hey people of ocom world


hey yourself, are you better today?

[ecpd170]

I know where u been taling to Quopper u are like Me & mrs Jones got a thing going on :D
you got me :D

[ecpd170]

hey yourself, are you better today?
all :mad: i :mad: can :mad: say :mad: is :mad: :mad:

[Buttercup]

hi steph and jared... :)

[Buttercup]

all :mad: i :mad: can :mad: say :mad: is :mad: :mad:


I am sorry to hear that...anything I can do?

[ecpd170]

I am sorry to hear that...anything I can do?
no im good thanks for asking though i have been taking it out on tk and Q and tx

man do i feel sorry for them

[Buttercup]

no im good thanks for asking though i have been taking it out on tk and Q and tx

man do i feel sorry for them


I'm sure they'll return the favor at some point...

[Buttercup]

Hey there...How's it hangin?


So far, they're not hanging at all....lol

[Buttercup]

Swing Low..Sweet Charrrrrrrrrrrrriot....

Oh, never mind.



hahahahahahahaha :D

[Buttercup]

I've got to get back you work - have a good one, everybody! :D

[Quopper]

you got me :D
Uh oh Lover Boy we were BUSTED! :D

Steph - would it make you feel better if I told you to have Chicken salad today for lunch? :D

[SWATcop]

Uh oh Lover Boy we were BUSTED! :D

Steph - would it make you feel better if I told you to have Chicken salad today for lunch? :D
Hello, Quopper - welcome to the "SWATcop Cafe." My name is ****, and I'll be your server today. Can I start you off with an appetizer or something from the bar? :D

[Quopper]

Hello, Quopper - welcome to the "SWATcop Cafe." My name is ****, and I'll be your server today. Can I start you off with an appetizer or something from the bar? :D
Oh baby! YES! You can start me with a nice SWATcop meat stick, and a warm, creamy white sauce to drink! :eek:

[SWATcop]

Oh baby! YES! You can start me with a nice SWATcop meat stick, and a warm, creamy white sauce to drink! :eek:
OK, can I interest you in any of our specials? Today we have the SWAT-stick drizzled with a creamy white sauce, or perhaps you'd be interested in the Quopper/SWAT-kabob?

[SWATcop]

I hope I inspired you!!!!!!!!!!

Make me laugh, I'm in a ****y *** mood..My husband is jerking me around.. What an O#(*@&$*(#@&%)%*(@#*_$#@$_#@$_)#@*%$#&%)#!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Didn't you know? That's part of our job description - ****ing you off. :D

[Quopper]

OK, can I interest you in any of our specials? Today we have the SWAT-stick drizzled with a creamy white sauce, or perhaps you'd be interested in the Quopper/SWAT-kabob?
I want both! I want both!

Can I have something sweet for dessert too? Maybe some strawberries, whip cream and champagne STRATEGICALLY placed on the SWATcop buffet table?

[SWATcop]

I want both! I want both!

Can I have something sweet for dessert too? Maybe some strawberries, whip cream and champagne STRATEGICALLY placed on the SWATcop buffet table?
How about a mouth to mouth transfer of icy cold white wine? Hmmmmm... I think I read that somewhere once... :p :p :p

[Quopper]

How about a mouth to mouth transfer of icy cold white wine? Hmmmmm... I think I read that somewhere once... :p :p :p
Uh huh - I want that too! Damn I am being greedy, but I can't help it when you are around! I WANT IT ALL! :eek:

[SWATcop]

Uh huh - I want that too! Damn I am being greedy, but I can't help it when you are around! I WANT IT ALL! :eek:
Ask and ye shall receive... in about 32 more days!!!

[Quopper]

Dude, I've got your dessert right here...A BIG, CHOCOLATE brownie......

Got run to the restroom......STAND BY
You are one sick *** b!tch! No wonder I love you so much! :D :eek:

[SWATcop]

You are one sick *** b!tch! No wonder I love you so much! :D :eek:
Time to "take the Browns to the Superbowl..."

[Quopper]

Ask and ye shall receive... in about 32 more days!!!
I'm asking, oh hell I'M BEGGING!!

PLEASE GIVE IT TO ME SWATCOP, PLEASE...................

[Netopalis]

Good afternoon everyone! Hows everyone doing today!

[SWATcop]

I'm asking, oh hell I'M BEGGING!!

PLEASE GIVE IT TO ME SWATCOP, PLEASE...................
tick, tock, tick, tock...

[SWATcop]

OK, I'm outta here. I just got home from getting the new lightbar on my car tweaked. It's time for a cocktail. Have a good one!

[Quopper]

tick, tock, tick, tock...
Here, let me reach into that damn clock of yours and speed it up, that fcker is TOO slow! :mad:

I can't wait to be a baby bird.................

[Quopper]

OK, I'm outta here. I just got home from getting the new lightbar on my car tweaked. It's time for a cocktail. Have a good one!
Hey I want a f*cking COCKTAIL! Or was that COCKRIDE? :eek:

[SWATcop]

Here, let me reach into that damn clock of yours and speed it up, that fcker is TOO slow! :mad:

I can't wait to be a baby bird.................
Don't even go there... I really have to go - my buddy is waiting for me. But I guarantee I'll be thinking about that now... :eek:

[SWATcop]

Hey I want a f*cking COCKTAIL! Or was that COCKRIDE? :eek:
You're gonna get BOTH in about 32 more days!!! :D

[Quopper]

Don't even go there... I really have to go - my buddy is waiting for me. But I guarantee I'll be thinking about that now... :eek:
GOOD - think about it the whole time you are drinking with your buddy, just imagine me under the bar table giving you the service you deserve! :eek:

[SWATcop]

GOOD - think about it the whole time you are drinking with your buddy, just imagine me under the bar table giving you the service you deserve! :eek:
AAAAAaaauuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. ..........

You're killing me here, Quopper... your *** is SSSSSOOOOOO mine...

[Quopper]

AAAAAaaauuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. ..........

You're killing me here, Quopper... your *** is SSSSSOOOOOO mine...
I aim to please YOU, Swatcop! :eek:

[SWATcop]

I aim to please YOU, Swatcop! :eek:
Believe me, YOU'LL GET THE CHANCE TO PROVE IT!!!!!!

OK, I'm outta here. Have a good one, and I'll be thinking of you!!! :p :p :p

[Quopper]

Believe me, YOU'LL GET THE CHANCE TO PROVE IT!!!!!!

OK, I'm outta here. Have a good one, and I'll be thinking of you!!! :p :p :p
Have a good one too! But it will be better when you have it with me! :eek:

And I simply refuse to think about you - yeah right, like I even have control over that! :rolleyes:

[Styx]

when i move to alaska, would i still be a yankee

No, you will be a Yanker!

[BaseballBabe]

Interesting topic going on in here once again....

I will remain in the background with my aching head... :(


Q...when did you add that "Hi-Jacking" to your sig line... although that is all too true... but funny...


Have a nice day all...

I am off to the salt mines and then hitting the gym...


SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER SUMMER HEAT HEAT HEAT HEAT

[ecpd170]

hello ocom people :D

[Quopper]

Hey Lover Boy! How are ya? I ask you that - like I don't already know! LOL!

BBB - the other day it seemed appropriate!

[ASUMach1]

Hey to yall as well! Haven't been on too much lately because I'm in the middle of finals and such, but hopefully all is well! Alright everyone have a great day, and I'll be taking drink orders tonight after my orgasmic farming final!

[Quopper]

Hey to yall as well! Haven't been on too much lately because I'm in the middle of finals and such, but hopefully all is well! Alright everyone have a great day, and I'll be taking drink orders tonight after my orgasmic farming final!
Then I will see YOU on Yahoo after class! :D ;)

[ASUMach1]

OH believe me I'll be on tonight

[ecpd170]

Hey Lover Boy! How are ya? I ask you that - like I don't already know! LOL!

BBB - the other day it seemed appropriate!


what a dork you are :p

[Quopper]

what a dork you are :p
Only with you honey, only with you! :D

[TXLady]

Hi guys, what's up?

[Quopper]

Hi guys, what's up?
Just the usual, I'm pretending to work, Ecpd is giving me a hard time, BBB is flighty and ASU visited for a minute! :D

[Netopalis]

Just the usual, I'm pretending to work, Ecpd is giving me a hard time, BBB is flighty and ASU visited for a minute! :D
I'm on the quicky wedding own by some arabs alopping with TK. :D

[Quopper]

I'm on the quicky wedding own by some arabs alopping with TK. :D
Damn, I was wondering where she was today! ;)

[TXLady]

Just the usual, I'm pretending to work, Ecpd is giving me a hard time, BBB is flighty and ASU visited for a minute! :D

Well, hang in there. The work day is almost over. Where is lil' nubbins, anyway? ;)

[Quopper]

Well, hang in there. The work day is almost over. Where is lil' nubbins, anyway? ;)
He just went away to so some homework - now I am all alone :( , well except for you and Neto! :D

[ecpd170]

I'm on the quicky wedding own by some arabs alopping with TK. :D
WHAT THE HEALLLLLLLLLLLL

and the day just gets better

[ecpd170]

Well, hang in there. The work day is almost over. Where is lil' nubbins, anyway? ;)
i think lil nubbins would be me i am here not for long though

[Quopper]

WHAT THE HEALLLLLLLLLLLL

and the day just gets better
Simmer down, Lover Boy - He is only dreaming! :D

[ecpd170]

Simmer down, Lover Boy - He is only dreaming! :D
lol :D ...