Chat, chat, chat, chat, chat....

[Styx]

This is what I act like under normal circumstances! But most people (especially people that haven't known me long) are always like "Are you a cop? You act just like a cop. I don't trust you. You're a damn cop."
Dont hang around people who obviously dont like cops!

My husband acts like a cop sometimes and he is not one.......no biggie..ilive with it...does not bug me.......

[Chiram]

I agree with Styx, your forum personality seems just fine...

Thanks, but all of you LIKE cops.

Dont hang around people who obviously dont like cops!

My husband acts like a cop sometimes and he is not one.......no biggie..ilive with it...does not bug me.......

NO ONE here likes cops except cops. I hate it. People around here are so suspicious of everyone.

[Chiram]

hey.what's going on here?

Master Chief, there are enemy aliens over the next hill holding us down with plasma grenades. Can you help us?

[Buttercup]

I've got to get back to work now, so I'll talk to you guys later. Have a good one! :)

[Chiram]

Affrimative..What's the enemy's10-20? 10-25 at rondezvous point 1.

Then, light those bastard's up...

Master chief, 10-8

You know, I don't remember them using 10-codes in that game. They were Marines. I guess I need to play again...

[Chiram]

Alright, I've got more crap to do. Back tonight after my cousin's graduation.

[Chiram]

What game??? I thought you were for real!!!!!!!!!! :D

Master Chief is the name of the character in HALO.

[Photogrrlz]

Yes, I know that and I am glad I am not the woman who brought it up...Good Lord.
I was looking for curriculum to become certified as a lactation consultant and accidentally found that......curiosity killed the cat..nothing else. Mommy dont play that getting off to nursing women, baby! There is nothing sexy or alluring about it at all......
When I was nursing, I did not feel comfortable nursing in public ...because it was something private and my daughter was easily distracted. The only time I did it was on an airplane, but I was usually with my husband and he helped hide me...I am pretty modest. Can you imagine some guy who gets off to that getting a woody when he sees some lady nursing her child a restaraunt? OYE!

Thank you for making that image of a lactating woman squirting milk all over the camera lens pop up in my head...lovely!

Hehehehehe....Glad I coud help you out there....As long as your not the squirter on the camera...

[Photogrrlz]

Well I guess I should say hi now.... Before I go clean and organize the house....

[Quopper]

Well I guess I should say hi now.... Before I go clean and organize the house....
and you will be over to do mine next..................

[Styx]

Hehehehehe....Glad I coud help you out there....As long as your not the squirter on the camera...

No dear, I can be adventurous if need be, but thats just wrong!

[Photogrrlz]

and you will be over to do mine next..................


Riiiiiiiiiiight, I been trying to do this the past 2 days I have been off but no luck...

So I figure I need to do this here soon, but I took saturday off for the community garage sale.....Hopefully my request for it gets approved...

[Styx]

Thanks, but all of you LIKE cops.



NO ONE here likes cops except cops. I hate it. People around here are so suspicious of everyone.

I am not a cop and I dont have a problem with them...I guess because I dont break the law. i only know 2 personally and I dont particularly care for one because he is an ex husband of a relative...not because he is a cop. He is just an ***** by nature. The other guy is just an old friend..no probs with him.

I am sure if I knew you all in the real world I would like you...we would probably argue a lot about certain things, but thats life...and I am one of those people who likes to get a "rise" so to speak out of people. Hey I was the little sister...its in my blood!

.

[Styx]

Hehehehehe....Glad I coud help you out there....As long as your not the squirter on the camera...
You know...i think you, Steph and I could cause a lot of damage if we went out together. Oh I can see the headlines now..........

[Photogrrlz]

No dear, I can be adventurous if need be, but thats just wrong!


LOL.... I finally watched my L Word Episodes and I had a smile on my face the whole time.... anyway.... 2 of the characters were on a cruise and one got a captains uniform and was about to pretend to be 2 characters from the love boat.... anyway I don't want to share the rest...


It was a good episode though.... I think I will have to watch it again soon :D

[Photogrrlz]

You know...i think you, Steph and I could cause a lot of damage if we went out together. Oh I can see the headlines now..........


you guys would corrupt me.....

I am sweet, innocent and adorable..... see the line under my name...It says sooo ;)

[Netopalis]

Whats up everyone! how is everyone today.

Styx - Haciendo usted mejor?

[Quopper]

you guys would corrupt me.....

I am sweet, innocent and adorable..... see the line under my name...It says sooo ;)
Damn it Photo! I am always wearing my flip flops when you decide to start slinging bull ****! :eek: :D

Styx & Steph - hey why don't the two of you start a ****ing match with each other so I can try to laugh a little today.... ;)

[Styx]

LOL.... I finally watched my L Word Episodes and I had a smile on my face the whole time.... anyway.... 2 of the characters were on a cruise and one got a captains uniform and was about to pretend to be 2 characters from the love boat.... anyway I don't want to share the rest...


It was a good episode though.... I think I will have to watch it again soon :D
L word...just say it...and dont whisper it!!!!!! Goodness gracious...its not a bad word you know; I would rather hear that word than boobies. Lesbian is at least in the dictionary....boobies is not.

Or is that the name of the show...L Word? If so ..sorry....thats pretty funny..L word! .

[Netopalis]

Styx & Steph - hey why don't the two of you start a ****ing match with each other so I can try to laugh a little today.... ;)
Ummm Cat fight. Sounds good. I'll take bets.

[Styx]

you guys would corrupt me.....

I am sweet, innocent and adorable..... see the line under my name...It says sooo ;)
Oh please, you cold use some corrupting...or at least a night to let your hair down........so to speak!

Do you walk on egg shells because you think we whisper words like "THE L WORD" Please...... I dont care who anyone sleeps with...as long as its legal an does not involve pitures of Bill Clinton and a blue dress.

Or are you really sweet , innocent, and adorable?????

[Styx]

Whats up everyone! how is everyone today.

Styx - Haciendo usted mejor?

I am doing well.....just getting ready to go buy coffee.
Gotta go yall.....need to get this little girl out of here...she is going nuts.....

[Photogrrlz]

Damn it Photo! I am always wearing my flip flops when you decide to start slinging bull ****! :eek: :D

Styx & Steph - hey why don't the two of you start a ****ing match with each other so I can try to laugh a little today.... ;)


Well....You should know better than wearing flip flops but you sling more poo than me... I am an angel....


As for Styx and Steph....You gotta fight naked with a can of whip cream for each of you as weapons....

[Photogrrlz]

L word...just say it...and dont whisper it!!!!!! Goodness gracious...its not a bad word you know; I would rather hear that word than boobies. Lesbian is at least in the dictionary....boobies is not.

Or is that the name of the show...L Word? If so ..sorry....thats pretty funny..L word! .


No its an actual show on showtime called The L Word

[Photogrrlz]

Oh please, you cold use some corrupting...or at least a night to let your hair down........so to speak!

Do you walk on egg shells because you think we whisper words like "THE L WORD" Please...... I dont care who anyone sleeps with...as long as its legal an does not involve pitures of Bill Clinton and a blue dress.

Or are you really sweet , innocent, and adorable?????


Silly goose its a show....This is why Q has honorary lesbian status and you are still working on yours.... ;)

And yes of course I am sweet, innocent and adorable....I'm a cop you can beleive that... :D

[Styx]

As for Styx and Steph....You gotta fight naked with a can of whip cream for each of you as weapons....
I like jello better and I will whip her Guera *** back to Iowa.....

[Styx]

And yes of course I am sweet, innocent and adorable....I'm a cop you can beleive that... :D

Oh yeah..and these handcuffs wont hurt a bit sweetie, just put your arms under your legs while you bend over...uh..huh.....thats it..perfect.....

[Quopper]

Silly goose its a show....This is why Q has honorary lesbian status and you are still working on yours.... ;)

And yes of course I am sweet, innocent and adorable....I'm a cop you can beleive that... :D
Oh Lord! I have a bad enough reputation as is! Promise me one thing Photo, if I start getting hit on by the women of O.com you will take them away for me?? :D

Your seet, innocent, adorable crap DOES NOT work with me! ;)

[Photogrrlz]

Oh yeah..and these handcuffs wont hurt a bit sweetie, just put your arms under your legs while you bend over...uh..huh.....thats it..perfect.....



Now I never used my work cuffs for something like that..... Oh wait there was this one time for kodak moment purposes :eek:




WOOOHOOOO This is my 1,000 post....what do I win????

[Photogrrlz]

Oh Lord! I have a bad enough reputation as is! Promise me one thing Photo, if I start getting hit on by the women of O.com you will take them away for me?? :D

Your seet, innocent, adorable crap DOES NOT work with me! ;)


I can do that for you as long as you promise I am the first O.com woman in line for you when you get "curious" lmmo

I crack myself up.....

Actually, on the reals I haven't seen other "family" folks on here....Or at least ones that say hey I am "family"

BTW... What is a Seet??? I hope its not like Rocky Monster Oysters

[Quopper]

Oh yeah..and these handcuffs wont hurt a bit sweetie, just put your arms under your legs while you bend over...uh..huh.....thats it..perfect.....
LMAO!! I think I've heard that before............ :eek:

[Photogrrlz]

That was too sticky last time.........


Thats what hot tubs are for and big ole' showers that fit several people in 'em

[Quopper]

I can do that for you as long as you promise I am the first O.com woman in line for you when you get "curious" lmmo

I crack myself up.....

Actually, on the reals I haven't seen other "family" folks on here....Or at least ones that say hey I am "family"

BTW... What is a Seet??? I hope its not like Rocky Monster Oysters
Uhm - I don't think I will get curious - so sure why not! :D

Sorry a "seet" is Queen Q's version of SWEET! LOL - I can't spell my head hurts too bad......................

[Photogrrlz]

He he he, he he he he he......Dude...he he he..Step up!!! Let's rumble. :D


Taking out my video camera and garden hose....


Wet T-Shirt Contest anyone??

[Styx]

Now I never used my work cuffs for something like that..... Oh wait there was this one time for kodak moment purposes :eek:




WOOOHOOOO This is my 1,000 post....what do I win????

Who said anything about work cuffs....I am talking about the ones with the pink fur on them.

[Chiram]

I'm beginning to regret walking in on that conversation...

[Photogrrlz]

Uhm - I don't think I will get curious - so sure why not! :D

Sorry a "seet" is Queen Q's version of SWEET! LOL - I can't spell my head hurts too bad......................



Have a rough not last night??? Or should I say RUFF???

[Styx]

He he he, he he he he he......Dude...he he he..Step up!!! Let's rumble. :D
Andale Guera Chingada....voy hacer una putasa en la cabeza......y tambien tu culo......no me chinges, puta.....


HEE!HEE!

[Photogrrlz]

Andale Guera Chingada....voy hacer una putasa en la cabeza......y tambien tu culo......no me chinges, puta.....


HEE!HEE!


All this talk is getting me to crave mexican....mmmm latina women mmmm :p

[Styx]

Taking out my video camera and garden hose....


Wet T-Shirt Contest anyone??

Stephanie wont be wearing a shirt......the second I slam her honkie *** into the first glob of jello, I am pulling her shirt up over her head....

[Photogrrlz]

Stephanie wont be wearing a shirt......the second I slam her honkie *** into the first glob of jello, I am pulling her shirt up over her head....


:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Styx]

All this talk is getting me to crave mexican....mmmm latina women mmmm :p

Down girl! Happy Cinco de Mayo.......gotta go...the child is finally relaxed enough to take out in public for a short errand.

Later Gator.....

[Photogrrlz]

oooooooo yea I forgot that was today... Mmmm mexican food sounds good now for reals

[Quopper]

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Well Photo - I was looking for some entertainment for ME, but YOUR WELCOME!! :D

Not a "Ruff" night, unfortunately - just a rough life! :o

[Styx]

oooooooo yea I forgot that was today... Mmmm mexican food sounds good now for reals

Thats what Mr Styx and I are having...screw the restaraunts...will be too packed...i am cooking tonight.........too bad you are so far away.....

[Quopper]

Down girl! Happy Cinco de Mayo.......gotta go...the child is finally relaxed enough to take out in public for a short errand.

Later Gator.....
Mthrfckrsunofabtch! I can't even have a lously freaking beer today to celebrate! :mad:

[Styx]

That reminds me of that time back in college, after we won our tournament..the showers were hot...and we were hotter...

Oh, ooops, did I say that??? :o
Puta Cochina.....

[foxfyre]

or at least a night to let your hair down........so to speak!


Can I go? I'll be the designated driver! ;)

[Photogrrlz]

That reminds me of that time back in college, after we won our tournament..the showers were hot...and we were hotter...

Oh, ooops, did I say that??? :o


details woman details.....

I think 99% of woman have a same sex encounter....

Q----thanks for the help, my day is complete.....

Styx---English Woman, I dont want to break out my Spanish for LE or corrections booklet

[Chiram]

Fresh cope. It satisfies.

[Styx]

Can I go? I'll be the designated driver! ;)

Of course......

[Chiram]

details woman details.....

I think 99% of woman have a same sex encounter....

Q----thanks for the help, my day is complete.....

Styx---English Woman, I dont want to break out my Spanish for LE or corrections booklet

I'm gonna have to agree with the 99% theory. Even if it's just a kiss. But are you counting fantasies?

[Quopper]

details woman details.....

I think 99% of woman have a same sex encounter....

Q----thanks for the help, my day is complete.....

Styx---English Woman, I dont want to break out my Spanish for LE or corrections booklet
I have to ponder if I am in the 1% or 99%??? Does kissing a few women, without tongues, count? I don't think so! I think I am in the 1%! :D

[Quopper]

I have to ponder if I am in the 1% or 99%??? Does kissing a few women, without tongues, count? I don't think so! I think I am in the 1%! :D
Okay - hold on - I think the one night at the bar in Utah - we might have had tongues too! Damn - MAYBE I am in the 99%! :eek:

Did you SEE the word BAR up there! WE WERE SLOSHED!! I did 9 shots of Jaeger, along with MULTIPLE mixed drinks, and beer! I was even licking whip cream off of the bar by the end of the night! DAMN - I PLEAD THE 5th! :o

[foxfyre]

Of course......

Thank you!

[Photogrrlz]

Well it depends.....I don't have time to break down my theory behind this, but listening to females I think its good guess

I don't count the ones that do it on Girls Gone Wild or to make guys jealous and what not..... Those girls annoy me

Alot of experimenting occurs in college settings or sometimes military settings...lol

[Styx]

details woman details.....

I think 99% of woman have a same sex encounter....

Styx---English Woman, I dont want to break out my Spanish for LE or corrections booklet


I kissed a woman once..out of curiosity and spur of the moment dancing drunk episode; ...we both laughed and spit...it was funny....nothing....I will stick to men....my one man in particular. Funny thing about that woman is...Stephanies personality seems an awful lot like hers....odd, dont you think? She is married to a cop now!

Spanish translated....... I basically told her , "COme one, I will bitch slap your face and ***..no F with me. Then I called her a dirty slut after the water hose comment. she know I am messing with her and I am waiting for the insults back......its all in a days work!

[Photogrrlz]

GOOD BYE EVERYONE>>>Gotta rolll.......

Smooches to you all..Pinch on the *** to Photo (he he he he).. :D



:eek: Don't tease the lesbians.... :p

[Styx]

GOOD BYE EVERYONE>>>Gotta rolll.......

Smooches to you all..Pinch on the *** to Photo (he he he he).. :D

you see???Skankorama.......

Bye sista...take care......I will drink a rita for you.....

[Photogrrlz]

Okay - hold on - I think the one night at the bar in Utah - we might have had tongues too! Damn - MAYBE I am in the 99%! :eek:

Did you SEE the word BAR up there! WE WERE SLOSHED!! I did 9 shots of Jaeger, along with MULTIPLE mixed drinks, and beer! I was even licking whip cream off of the bar by the end of the night! DAMN - I PLEAD THE 5th! :o


Yuck....Never lick things of the bar....

[Styx]

Yuck....Never lick things of the bar....

even i know that..you never know what bare *** has been rubbing on it......EEEEWWWWWW QQQQQQQ..........this g-string has been used...tae it back!!!!!!

[Quopper]

Yuck....Never lick things of the bar....
But I REALLY like whip cream!!

The bartender was actually drawing shapes and names on the bar and me and the other girl were racing to see who could suck it up the fastest! Yeah before anyone asks - I WON! :eek:

Oh hell, I FORGOT - I PLEAD THE 5TH!!! :o

[Photogrrlz]

I hear a kid outside screaming, but I am not getting up to go like...Kids always scream around here...Never know if they are dying or playing...Kinda like some folks are loud and talking and it sounds like they are getting ready to brawl

[Styx]

Love right back to ya...... ;)

What's this STEPHANIE thing about...Only my mom calls me that..Call me Steph or Messiah..Gracias..PEAcE out nigglets :D
Just a pretty name...can you guess mine??? I will PM you if you are right.....

[Quopper]

even i know that..you never know what bare *** has been rubbing on it......EEEEWWWWWW QQQQQQQ..........this g-string has been used...tae it back!!!!!!
LMAO!! Thank you I needed that!!! I swear there were no g-strings on the bar that night! I left those on under my skirt! :D

[Photogrrlz]

even i know that..you never know what bare *** has been rubbing on it......EEEEWWWWWW QQQQQQQ..........this g-string has been used...tae it back!!!!!!



Oooo that gives me the idea to watch G-String Divas on HBO on demand or some other sex related show....

[Styx]

Tienes una boca muy grande parese que eres todo palabras y no hay accion, Disculpa pero yo no me vurlo de las persona incapacitadas mentalmente--- puta.
Chupa me......

[Quopper]

Oooo that gives me the idea to watch G-String Divas on HBO on demand or some other sex related show....
Photo - you don't actually need anything to give you the idea - I know you too well! ;)

[Photogrrlz]

OMG....HBO on Demand isnt working....I would call and complain, but I havent paid my cable bill yet....grrrr

[Photogrrlz]

Chupa me......


No blowing allowed...joto

[Quopper]

OMG....HBO on Demand isnt working....I would call and complain, but I havent paid my cable bill yet....grrrr
Sucks for you..... :( Try one of your DVD's! :D

[Styx]

No blowing allowed...joto

Chupa means suck.......JOTO? You know that word...but thats a guy.....I like Mariposa better...sound prettier..its means butterfly......

[Photogrrlz]

Guess I will just watch Showtime on Demand....The L Word it is...

Can you believe they don't have any sex shows to watch on there like HBO's Real Sex and G String Divas

[Photogrrlz]

Chupa means suck.......JOTO? You know that word...but thats a guy.....I like Mariposa better...sound prettier..its means butterfly......


I knew it was suck or blow....Chupa me chimbo (sp?) was what I heard it goes with.... I have madrota on my cell phone screen...lmmo

[Photogrrlz]

Sucks for you..... :( Try one of your DVD's! :D


I had the bill but I lost it, so I havent paid it yet...lol...So I am waiting until next payday to pay it off and ust throw this months on there as well....


Crapola

[TXLady]

I have to ponder if I am in the 1% or 99%??? Does kissing a few women, without tongues, count? I don't think so! I think I am in the 1%! :D

Never had one.

[TXLady]

Hi Quopper, Photo, Styx. Anyone else I missed. How's it going. Just popping on for a second.

[Photogrrlz]

Chupa means suck.......JOTO? You know that word...but thats a guy.....I like Mariposa better...sound prettier..its means butterfly......

In my CO academy we were taught 8 hours of Spanish for corrections, we also got a copy of many cuss words, that was the best part of the training there ;)

[Quopper]

Hi Quopper, Photo, Styx. Anyone else I missed. How's it going. Just popping on for a second.
Hey TX! I though Frederick's of Hollywood used to have some really cute clothes, they all suck now. :( Maybe I will go check out Victoria's.....

[Photogrrlz]

Hi Quopper, Photo, Styx. Anyone else I missed. How's it going. Just popping on for a second.


Hey there TX....Hows it going....What a converstaion for you to pop in on... :p

[TXLady]

Hey TX! I though Frederick's of Hollywood used to have some really cute clothes, they all suck now. :( Maybe I will go check out Victoria's.....

Lot's of good places on line to get what you're looking for. ;)

[TXLady]

Hey there TX....Hows it going....What a converstaion for you to pop in on... :p

Photo, I am NEVER surprized at what I see in this thread. :D

[Quopper]

Lot's of good places on line to get what you're looking for. ;)
Funny - I still haven't found a SWATCop doll? :confused:

[TXLady]

Funny - I still haven't found a SWATCop doll? :confused:

I think they are all sold out. He's very much in demand. :D :p

[TXLady]

Funny - I still haven't found a SWATCop doll? :confused:

Especially the ones that can talk. :D

[Quopper]

I think they are all sold out. He's very much in demand. :D :p
Do that many other woman DEMAND him?

I thought I was the only absolutely, positively, crazy, insane, demented, frustrated one???? ;)

[TXLady]

Do that many other woman DEMAND him?

I thought I was the only absolutely, positively, crazy, insane, demented, frustrated one???? ;)

Nope, it's like a virus. Just keeps spreading, and spreading, and spreading. No one knows how to stop it. :D :p

[Photogrrlz]

I have a SWAT doll....

[TXLady]

I have a SWAT doll....

Can Quopper borrow him? :p

[Quopper]

Nope, it's like a virus. Just keeps spreading, and spreading, and spreading. No one knows how to stop it. :D :p
Oh TRUST ME! I know how to stop it! I am just too far away at the moment! But, in 37 DAYS - I WON'T BE! :D

Photo - be a dear and OVERNIGHT ME THAT DAMN DOLL! :eek:

[TXLady]

Oh TRUST ME! I know how to stop it! I am just too far away at the moment! But, in 37 DAYS - I WON'T BE! :D

Photo - be a dear and OVERNIGHT ME THAT DAMN DOLL! :eek:

In 37 days I'm gonna make sure I'm way out in the open. Don't want anything falling on me when the quake happens. :eek: :D

[ecpd170]

hello people whats the good word

[Quopper]

In 37 days I'm gonna make sure I'm way out in the open. Don't want anything falling on me when the quake happens. :eek: :D
TX - NOWHERE WILL BE SAFE WHEN I GET THAT CLOSE TO HIM! :D

[TXLady]

TX - NOWHERE WILL BE SAFE WHEN I GET THAT CLOSE TO HIM! :D

Maybe an airplane then. :D

[Quopper]

hello people whats the good word
The good word is: LOVER BOY! ;)

[TXLady]

Gotta run ladies. Have a good afternoon. Quopper, the day's almost half over. You'll make it. ;)

[Quopper]

Maybe an airplane then. :D
THAT MIGHT WORK! But I can't guarentee it!

All I know it that Florida will be calling in the National Guard! :D

[Photogrrlz]

Can Quopper borrow him? :p

She might get him all sticky....

[Photogrrlz]

I got the SWAT doll off ebay....I also have Officer Sommers of the LAPD doll....

[Quopper]

She might get him all sticky....
I will wash him off I promise!!!

PLEASE, PLEASE, PRETTTYYYYYYY PPPLLLLEEEEEESSSEEEE..............

[Photogrrlz]

I am the only child I dont like to share...

[Quopper]

I got the SWAT doll off ebay....I also have Officer Sommers of the LAPD doll....
I think we are talking about different dolls!

The one I want is 5'10", 220 lbs, 48" chest (oh god....) 34" waist, high and tight dirty blonde hair, gorgeous blue eyes with a tongue that would make any women dizzy??? :D

I bet that is not the one you have!

[Photogrrlz]

I think we are talking about different dolls!

The one I want is 5'10", 220 lbs, 48" chest (oh god....) 34" waist, high and tight dirty blonde hair, gorgeous blue eyes with a tongue that would make any women dizzy??? :D

I bet that is not the one you have!


Hmmm....If I had that one I would of got a refund....I don't think I would of got dizzy though

[Quopper]

Hmmm....If I had that one I would of got a refund....I don't think I would of got dizzy though
If you would have gotten that one - you could have sent him to me!! :eek:

Well you know what I mean - I love ya honey- but I'll be damned if I am going to start being politically correct! :D

[Photogrrlz]

If you would have gotten that one - you could have sent him to me!! :eek:

Well you know what I mean - I love ya honey- but I'll be damned if I am going to start being politically correct! :D


hehehe I just like giving you a hard time...

[ecpd170]

later people :D

[Quopper]

hehehe I just like giving you a hard time...
LOL! I guess we are each other's favorite pick on toys! :D

Lover Boy - why are you leaving me??

[Photogrrlz]

Well I gotta find something to eat, so talk to you all later....And you know I will be back...crap forgot I had laundry to do also...blah

[Styx]

I knew it was suck or blow....Chupa me chimbo (sp?) was what I heard it goes with.... I have madrota on my cell phone screen...lmmo

Not sure what you mean by chimbo.......hmmmmm...I know a few choice Spanish words regarding the anatomy of both genders and that does not sound like one of them....hmmmmmm....

[Styx]

I may be off the internet for a few days so I want to take this oppurtunity to wish a Very Happy Mother's Day to all the Females with children on officer .com I purchased for my wife from the entire family a manacure and pedicure from her favorite salon will pick out a lovely card.Again Happy Mother's Day 05,Hope its a great one and the weather cooperates. :)
Thanks!!!!1

[BaseballBabe]

Hello all


Just stopped online to see what was going on...

[Quopper]

I may be off the internet for a few days so I want to take this oppurtunity to wish a Very Happy Mother's Day to all the Females with children on officer .com I purchased for my wife from the entire family a manacure and pedicure from her favorite salon will pick out a lovely card.Again Happy Mother's Day 05,Hope its a great one and the weather cooperates. :)
Thank you SWEETY!

[Chiram]

I hate getting screwwed by a company I don't even work for anymore. Gawd. Atleast they could give me some KY when they do it.

[Quopper]

I hate getting screwwed by a company I don't even work for anymore. Gawd. Atleast they could give me some KY when they do it.
Funny - I figure I at least deserve a kiss! :rolleyes:

[Styx]

I hate getting screwwed by a company I don't even work for anymore. Gawd. Atleast they could give me some KY when they do it.
Astroglide is a lot better......

[Quopper]

Astroglide is a lot better......
Heard of that - do you buy it at "Adult" stores?? Why the hell am I asking that? :confused: I think I have lost my mind! :eek:

[Styx]

Heard of that - do you buy it at "Adult" stores?? Why the hell am I asking that? :confused: I think I have lost my mind! :eek:

No...I buy mine at our community grocery store.......You forget where I live.......we have our own nude beach ....plus other things I dare not mention.

[e-man]

Hello all. I see were now taklking about lubricants today huh? Sounds like Al Pacino in DOg day afternoon where he says Kiss me to the cop. AFter a minute of banter back and forth Pacino sayd I like to be kissed when Iam getting Fu@#ed :eek:

[Quopper]

No...I buy mine at our community grocery store.......You forget where I live.......we have our own nude beach ....plus other things I dare not mention.
In Phoenix, I could go anywhere to buy ANYTHING! I swear it was like Hallmark sold dildos! However, in my new neck of the woods, I don't think they even know what they are called! :eek:

[foxfyre]

I may be off the internet for a few days so I want to take this oppurtunity to wish a Very Happy Mother's Day to all the Females with children on officer .com I purchased for my wife from the entire family a manacure and pedicure from her favorite salon will pick out a lovely card.Again Happy Mother's Day 05,Hope its a great one and the weather cooperates. :)

Thanks, DC, that's very kind. :)

[Chiram]

Funny - I figure I at least deserve a kiss! :rolleyes:

I almost said that.

Astroglide is a lot better......

Thanks for the advice. I've never had to use any.

So here's the deal. On July 6 last year, I stepped on a nail at work and it pierced into my foot. So I go to the ER for a tetnis shot and a checkup. They irrigate the wound and give me my booster. I claim it on Workman's Comp and I figure I'm done with it. So I get a call today. "Mr. ****, I show that you have an account balance of $66.50 for care given July 6th due to a foot injury. I was calling to reconcile that payment." "Umm...that was on Workman's Comp. You need to contact them." "Well, sir, I can't give them any information." "Okay, what's your number, I'll just call them and get them to call you." "My number is 870-555-9600." "Okay. I'll call back."

I call the company's Workman's Comp department. "Well, Mr. ****, we sent a check to your director to send to the hospital. Did they not receive that?" "I guess not." "Okay, well, what's their number." "870-555-9600." "Okay, I'll call them and get it worked out."

Five minutes passes. I call the hospital billing department back. "Yes, Mr. Bell, I received a call from them, but I can't give them your bill without you signing a HIPA form." "Okay, mail it to me." "Okay, what's your address." All's said and done, right? No.

"Mr. ****, this is Anne from *****. I called the hospital and they said they couldn't send me the bill. If they send it to you, can you just send it to me." "Well, they're going to send me a release form and I'll send that back, then they'll send you the bill." "Oh, okay. Hey, can I ask you something?" "Yeah..." "I told you I sent the check to your supervisor. Umm...well...I kinda made that check out to her. Do you think she would just keep that money?" "Probably." "Okay. Is this a number where you can usually be reached?" "Yeah." "Okay. I'm going to have internal affairs call you in a couple of days."

[Chiram]

Heard of that - do you buy it at "Adult" stores?? Why the hell am I asking that? :confused: I think I have lost my mind! :eek:

You can buy the crap at WalMart. You can get the BIG bottles at the "Adult" store. Plus you can get some of the flavored stuff there, too.

[Quopper]

Hello all. I see were now taklking about lubricants today huh? Sounds like Al Pacino in DOg day afternoon where he says Kiss me to the cop. AFter a minute of banter back and forth Pacino sayd I like to be kissed when Iam getting Fu@#ed :eek:
Yep that is MY theory! If you are going to f*ck me, you better at least kiss me first!

I am just so bold to have told the Service Manager of Chrysler that once when they were trying to f*ck me on fixing my jeep! :D

[Chiram]

Hello all. I see were now taklking about lubricants today huh? Sounds like Al Pacino in DOg day afternoon where he says Kiss me to the cop. AFter a minute of banter back and forth Pacino sayd I like to be kissed when Iam getting Fu@#ed :eek:

Well, then, someone kiss me! 'Cause I'm getting Fu@#ed!

[tk0727]

In Phoenix, I could go anywhere to buy ANYTHING! I swear it was like Hallmark sold dildos! However, in my new neck of the woods, I don't think they even know what they are called! :eek:


OH! Jesus! I can't leave you alone for a minute, can I?

Priscillas is what they're called here :D

[Quopper]

You can buy the crap at WalMart. You can get the BIG bottles at the "Adult" store. Plus you can get some of the flavored stuff there, too.
FLAVORED???

Damn more memories popping up...................

[Chiram]

FLAVORED???

Damn more memories popping up...................

I think they have (and don't quote me on this) Strawberry, Blueberry, Berry Blend, Watermelon, and Banana. I had a buddy that worked at an adult store for a while and we'd all go down there and watch p0rn.

[e-man]

Memories or MAMMORIES :D

[tk0727]

FLAVORED???

Damn more memories popping up...................



OOOOH! BLUE RASPBERRY! :D :D

[Quopper]

OOOOH! BLUE RASPBERRY! :D :D
WILD CHERRY!

[Chiram]

I'm going to go on a benge. Back in a week.

I'm kidding, I'm going to get a shower so I can go to a graduation tonight.

[Quopper]

OH! Jesus! I can't leave you alone for a minute, can I?

Priscillas is what they're called here :D
NOPE! Can't trust me to be alone for a minute!! Damn you are going to have a hard time traveling with me! :D

HEY E-MAN!

[e-man]

NOPE! Can't trust me to be alone for a minute!! Damn you are going to have a hard time traveling with me! :D

HEY E-MAN!
Hello Miss Queen of the Big O. O.com that is,, well I know you and its probably the other O toooooooo :p Beautiful day here in Pittsburgh, the birds are out{****ting on my deck and car} the sun is out{giving me skin cancer like mom and pops} and the kids are out on the deck drawing which in turn gives the kid splinters. Holy sh@t, what kinda day AM i really having.

[Quopper]

Hello Miss Queen of the Big O. O.com that is,, well I know you and its probably the other O toooooooo :p Beautiful day here in Pittsburgh, the birds are out{****ting on my deck and car} the sun is out{giving me skin cancer like mom and pops} and the kids are out on the deck drawing which in turn gives the kid splinters. Holy sh@t, what kinda day AM i really having.
LMAO!! You are as pessimistic as I am! Hey, it's a nice day - I'm sure something will screw it up!

I am the Queen of the "other" O too!! ;)

[e-man]

My kid took the 6 stitches to his chin better than this little freakin splinter that is like in the lst outer layer of skin. He is being a poosy about it. He wants to go to this cool restaurant near our new house that has a small arcade in the back. He loves Skeeball and the B-ball toss. BUT he wont let me get the splinter out. At least now hes letting me soak his hand in water to help the splinter loosen up...

[Quopper]

My kid took the 6 stitches to his chin better than this little freakin splinter that is like in the lst outer layer of skin. He is being a poosy about it. He wants to go to this cool restaurant near our new house that has a small arcade in the back. He loves Skeeball and the B-ball toss. BUT he wont let me get the splinter out. At least now hes letting me soak his hand in water to help the splinter loosen up...
And yet we wouldn't trade them for the world! :D

[e-man]

LMAO!! You are as pessimistic as I am! Hey, it's a nice day - I'm sure something will screw it up!

I am the Queen of the "other" O too!! ;)
I consider myself a 'realist' Iam positive the bird will poop on teh deck, IAm positive that my wife will get lost on the way home, Iam positive I will get la!d sometime soon :eek: Iam postive my kids will have a tantrum at the worst possible time. Iam positive about everything. HAHAHAHA :D

[Quopper]

I consider myself a 'realist' Iam positive the bird will poop on teh deck, IAm positive that my wife will get lost on the way home, Iam positive I will get la!d sometime soon :eek: Iam postive my kids will have a tantrum at the worst possible time. Iam positive about everything. HAHAHAHA :D
Okay - maybe I am a realist too! :D

[e-man]

YIPPEEE, just call me Doctor Eman. I got it and he didnt even cry. Its my old EMT training that took over. Nah just soaked his hand in H2O for a bit and it slid right out. Speaking of sliding in and out, how are you Quopper :eek:

[Quopper]

Speaking of sliding in and out, how are you Quopper :eek:
Thinking of that myself! ;)

[e-man]

Just me and you girl. Seems like everyone split. I was outside in the rear with the kids and the little girl who lives behind us. Nice little girl, kicking balls all over the yard... Beuatiful day out. Finally gots some sunshine. :cool:

[Quopper]

Just me and you girl. Seems like everyone split. I was outside in the rear with the kids and the little girl who lives behind us. Nice little girl, kicking balls all over the yard... Beuatiful day out. Finally gots some sunshine. :cool:
We had sunshine - what an odd thing that is! I'm glad it didn't last long, otherwise mass riots might have broken out all over the place! :D

[VeritasAequitas]

anyone home?

[usafcop64528]

Keep looking usaf, you will meet aomeone when you least expect it...I did. You seem to be a good catch too.

.
Thanks. Saying that your being honest and that I am sweet?!?! You're to kind...

[Buttercup]

I almost said that.



Thanks for the advice. I've never had to use any.

So here's the deal. On July 6 last year, I stepped on a nail at work and it pierced into my foot. So I go to the ER for a tetnis shot and a checkup. They irrigate the wound and give me my booster. I claim it on Workman's Comp and I figure I'm done with it. So I get a call today. "Mr. ****, I show that you have an account balance of $66.50 for care given July 6th due to a foot injury. I was calling to reconcile that payment." "Umm...that was on Workman's Comp. You need to contact them." "Well, sir, I can't give them any information." "Okay, what's your number, I'll just call them and get them to call you." "My number is 870-555-9600." "Okay. I'll call back."

I call the company's Workman's Comp department. "Well, Mr. ****, we sent a check to your director to send to the hospital. Did they not receive that?" "I guess not." "Okay, well, what's their number." "870-555-9600." "Okay, I'll call them and get it worked out."

Five minutes passes. I call the hospital billing department back. "Yes, Mr. Bell, I received a call from them, but I can't give them your bill without you signing a HIPA form." "Okay, mail it to me." "Okay, what's your address." All's said and done, right? No.

"Mr. ****, this is Anne from *****. I called the hospital and they said they couldn't send me the bill. If they send it to you, can you just send it to me." "Well, they're going to send me a release form and I'll send that back, then they'll send you the bill." "Oh, okay. Hey, can I ask you something?" "Yeah..." "I told you I sent the check to your supervisor. Umm...well...I kinda made that check out to her. Do you think she would just keep that money?" "Probably." "Okay. Is this a number where you can usually be reached?" "Yeah." "Okay. I'm going to have internal affairs call you in a couple of days."

Sooo......how's your foot? :D :) :D

[Buttercup]

Hello? Anyone home?

[foxfyre]

Hello? Anyone home?

hello buttercup.

[Buttercup]

hello buttercup.


Good evening, foxfyre. How are things with you on this way too cold New Jersey day? :)

[e-man]

Hello? Anyone home?
Hello Miss Bcups :p

[Buttercup]

Hello Miss Bcups :p

e-man, good to see you :p :)

[e-man]

e-man, good to see you :p :)
It good to be seen. I am passing tru your neck o the woods tomorrow. Iam going to home for the weekend. Lawn Guyland bound for a confirmation. LONG *** drive from Pittsburgh to the Island, hope its less than 8hrs,. maybe 7.5. Lat time we left for Thanskgiving and I had the flue, wifey drove most all the way and it took only 7hrs exactly. The quickest its ever taken. Of course it was after 9pm and the kids slept the whole entire trip...

[Buttercup]

It good to be seen. I am passing tru your neck o the woods tomorrow. Iam going to home for the weekend. Lawn Guyland bound for a confirmation. LONG *** drive from Pittsburgh to the Island, hope its less than 8hrs,. maybe 7.5. Lat time we left for Thanskgiving and I had the flue, wifey drove most all the way and it took only 7hrs exactly. The quickest its ever taken. Of course it was after 9pm and the kids slept the whole entire trip...


Maybe you should let her drive this time, too....?

[e-man]

Maybe you should let her drive this time, too....?
Yeah thats the plan. Consider the fact that Iam gonna be up at 5am to work daylight and drive about 75 miles during shift. She will be driving the kids to school and uh, she will be doing ah uh, what. Oh yeah picking them, UP from school. ;)

[Buttercup]

Yeah thats the plan. Consider the fact that Iam gonna be up at 5am to work daylight and drive about 75 miles during shift. She will be driving the kids to school and uh, she will be doing ah uh, what. Oh yeah picking them, UP from school. ;)


LOL, then she should DEFINITELY be the one to drive. Maybe the kids will be tired and quiet - you can take a nap. Sorry if you've already answered this in an earlier post, but how's the stitched-up little one? :)

[e-man]

LOL, then she should DEFINITELY be the one to drive. Maybe the kids will be tired and quiet - you can take a nap. Sorry if you've already answered this in an earlier post, but how's the stitched-up little one? :)
He was to get them out this past monday, 5 days after but DOC said another few days, he gets them out in the morning then gos to school to show off his wounds and eat lunch. Then momma picks him up and takes the kids home to pack. He got a splinter yesterday and he was more miserabel with that than 6 stitches. It came out today after soaking it for a while. I just manipulated it out, Gee I sound like a magician or chiropractor. Thanks for asking though, that was nice... ;)

[Buttercup]

He was to get them out this past monday, 5 days after but DOC said another few days, he gets them out in the morning then gos to school to show off his wounds and eat lunch. Then momma picks him up and takes the kids home to pack. He got a splinter yesterday and he was more miserabel with that than 6 stitches. It came out today after soaking it for a while. I just manipulated it out, Gee I sound like a magician or chiropractor. Thanks for asking though, that was nice... ;)


Well, a splinter isn't nearly as exotic as stitches - nothing to show off, no dramatic story, and it probably hurt a lot more. :D And Dads are supposed to be magicians and chiropractors and everything else... :)

[e-man]

Well, a splinter isn't nearly as exotic as stitches - nothing to show off, no dramatic story, and it probably hurt a lot more. :D And Dads are supposed to be magicians and chiropractors and everything else... :)
Yes we are. You are kinda sweet, just like bubbles, not like Buttercup at all. ;)

[usafcop64528]

Hi everyone.

[Buttercup]

Yes we are. You are kinda sweet, just like bubbles, not like Buttercup at all. ;)

*blushing* Aw, shucks. :) Thanks. :) It's true about dads, though, I'm a grown woman and I still think that mine is a superhero :D :) And I just find Buttercup to have a touch more attitude than the others, but I'm sure that she has a heart of gold :)

[Buttercup]

Hi everyone.


Hello, how's it going?

[usafcop64528]

Hello, how's it going?
I like your new nickname. Is it accurate??lol Thanks for all that protein you put in my MRE's....I think....maybe not...oh well. Thanks for the Tabasco sauce tho.

[e-man]

Gotta go be a superdad and TRY to put the kids to sleep.Got that looong day ahead of us. I probably wont be on till sunday or monday, unless I can abscond with my nephews computer for a day. See ya all on Sunday I hope. :) :p Hey Quopper if you read this over the weekend, Later kiddo. Too all the great ladies on this thread, Have a great Mommas day :) :) Happy Mothers Day....
Easy Eman :confused:

[Buttercup]

I like your new nickname. Is it accurate??lol Thanks for all that protein you put in my MRE's....I think....maybe not...oh well. Thanks for the Tabasco sauce tho.


LOL, glad you like the new nickname..maybe I'll put that under my avatar. :D It's not exactly accurate....but "C" wouldn't work nearly as well with the name Buttercup. Unless I type it butterCup. :D And as for the protein, yeah I know what's really in those MRE's - hey, we've gotta keep you guys strong, right? :D :) I have heard that the Tabasco is a favorite among the "consumers of MRE's.".

[Buttercup]

Gotta go be a superdad and TRY to put the kids to sleep.Got that looong day ahead of us. I probably wont be on till sunday or monday, unless I can abscond with my nephews computer for a day. See ya all on Sunday I hope. :) :p Hey Quopper if you read this over the weekend, Later kiddo. Too all the great ladies on this thread, Have a great Mommas day :) :) Happy Mothers Day....
Easy Eman :confused:


Have a good trip - be safe!

[usafcop64528]

LOL, glad you like the new nickname..maybe I'll put that under my avatar. :D It's not exactly accurate....but "C" wouldn't work nearly as well with the name Buttercup. Unless I type it butterCup. :D And as for the protein, yeah I know what's really in those MRE's - hey, we've gotta keep you guys strong, right? :D :) I have heard that the Tabasco is a favorite among the "consumers of MRE's.".
lol oh well, the bigger the better or something like that...not that I would know....Yeah, I'm not sure I want to know what is in there. Tabasco sauce and peanut butter are my favorites. Oh and skittles are the ultimate bargining chip. Mixed fruit isn't too bad. Bread and peanut butter will get you almost anything.

[Buttercup]

lol oh well, the bigger the better or something like that...not that I would know....Yeah, I'm not sure I want to know what is in there. Tabasco sauce and peanut butter are my favorites. Oh and skittles are the ultimate bargining chip. Mixed fruit isn't too bad. Bread and peanut butter will get you almost anything.


Lol, I guess that it's a matter of personal preference - every guy is different :rolleyes: :) . And I don't believe for a minute that you don't know anything about them :)

Actually, the protein is all good stuff. It has to meet pretty strict standards, believe it or not, and it has to be nutritious. Bread and peanut butter, huh? I'll have to remember that - you never know when that info will be helpful :)

[usafcop64528]

Lol, I guess that it's a matter of personal preference - every guy is different :rolleyes: :) . And I don't believe for a minute that you don't know anything about them :)

Actually, the protein is all good stuff. It has to meet pretty strict standards, believe it or not, and it has to be nutritious. Bread and peanut butter, huh? I'll have to remember that - you never know when that info will be helpful :)
Hey believe what you want....I don't care, but I wasn't lying...at least no hands on experience to rely on...Yupyup, bread and peanut butter are best:D

[Buttercup]

Hey believe what you want....I don't care, but I wasn't lying...at least no hands on experience to rely on...Yupyup, bread and peanut butter are best:D

Okay, I believe you. See, I'm not too difficult to convince :) . I'm heading out now, have a good night! :)

[VeritasAequitas]

hey guys... whats goin on?

[usafcop64528]

Okay, I believe you. See, I'm not too difficult to convince :) . I'm heading out now, have a good night! :)
Hmm, I'll file that info for future use. Have a good one.

[Photogrrlz]

Hey all...watching CSI here....

All the barely dressed ladies come and sit by me :D

[VeritasAequitas]

PT question for you guys...

9 minute mile good or bad?

must run 1.5 miles in 15:20

[Chiram]

Sooo......how's your foot? :D :) :D

Foot's going to be dirty after I pull it out of someone's @$$ next time I get invited to a graduation like THAT.

[usafcop64528]

PT question for you guys...

9 minute mile good or bad?

must run 1.5 miles in 15:20
When I run treadmill, I go a ten minute mile for distance. If I run our PT test (1.5 mile) I usually end up running it all in about 11:30/12. A nine minute mile will get you a 12:30 if you can keep it steady. Sounds like a good pace to me to pass

[realluke]

hiya all how is everybody

[usafcop64528]

hiya all how is everybody
Great and you bud?

[realluke]

Great and you bud?
im good just got home kind of a boring night kinda quite for a change

[BaseballBabe]

Good Evening all....

I am back from work.

Man times like this I wish I already had my DL. Back when I was younger I wish I wasn't so naive. I would've pushed myself to become a Police Officer sooner then later. :mad: :(

Gotta get my packing done...

[realluke]

Good Evening all....

I am back from work.

Man times like this I wish I already had my DL. Back when I was younger I wish I wasn't so naive. I would've pushed myself to become a Police Officer sooner then later. :mad: :(

Gotta get my packing done...
hiya im glad your on hugs

[icecoldblueyes]

Hi y'all :)

[realluke]

Hi y'all :)
hiya how r ya ,i just got home from work

[icecoldblueyes]

hiya how r ya ,i just got home from work

Good, thank you.

Kicking a friend of mine's *** in yahoo games (literati). :D

[usafcop64528]

All's good here. Had extra night off this week, so tomorrow and the night after then I'm off again.

[realluke]

All's good here. Had extra night off this week, so tomorrow and the night after then I'm off again.
cool have fun buddy

[realluke]

good night all have fun and be safe

[usafcop64528]

good night all have fun and be safe
Stay safe man.

[BaseballBabe]

hiya im glad your on hugs


why are you glad I am on.... what did I do now? :eek:

[realluke]

Stay safe man.
thank you talk to ya later

[BaseballBabe]

Hi y'all :)


Hi Ice...

The only yahoo online game I know how to play is go fish... :rolleyes:

[icecoldblueyes]

G'night realluke.

BBB... literati is like scrabble. I beat him bad that game... he gave up and went to bed. lol

[BaseballBabe]

G'night realluke.

BBB... literati is like scrabble. I beat him bad that game... he gave up and went to bed. lol


Oh okay... I like playing board games. I have "America in a Box" another version of Monopoly

[icecoldblueyes]

When is your testing for CHP? I know you posted it but I dont remember.

[BaseballBabe]

When is your testing for CHP? I know you posted it but I dont remember.


My written is on July 30th. My PAT is on Aug. 20th,Pysch is Aug. 21st and my QAP is the week of Aug. 22nd.

My goal to get my DL is mid July.

[icecoldblueyes]

Cool.... you're going to do great. Good luck. :)

Time for bed... have a good night.

[usafcop64528]

Hey sounds good BBB. Have a good night icey. BTW, got the good word from the captain today. Looks like I'll have the job.

[BaseballBabe]

Cool.... you're going to do great. Good luck. :)

Time for bed... have a good night.


Good Night...Ice.

Thank you.....

BBB

[BaseballBabe]

Hey sounds good BBB. Have a good night icey. BTW, got the good word from the captain today. Looks like I'll have the job.


Congrats on getting the job also,USAF.

Well... I am going to get some shut eye. I am leaving tomorrow morning for my mini vacation. Only downer to the trip,it will be raining and there will be snow showers. Was hoping for nice warm weather so I could go workout and swim a couple of laps. :( :mad:


Good Night and Happy Mom's Day too all the Mom's

[usafcop64528]

Congrats on getting the job also,USAF.

Well... I am going to get some shut eye. I am leaving tomorrow morning for my mini vacation. Only downer to the trip,it will be raining and there will be snow showers. Was hoping for nice warm weather so I could go workout and swim a couple of laps. :( :mad:


Good Night and Happy Mom's Day too all the Mom's
Thanks and good luck with yours

[TXLady]

Thanks and good luck with yours

Sorry, forgot to say congrats when I talked to you earlier. See ya. ;)

[Netopalis]

Sorry, forgot to say congrats when I talked to you earlier. See ya. ;)
Shushi! Keyu achi!

[usafcop64528]

Sorry, forgot to say congrats when I talked to you earlier. See ya. ;)
Aww thanks. I take back what I said in my other post

[SWATcop]

Hey BaseballBabe, I like your new Avatar!!!

[Chiram]

Hey BaseballBabe, I like your new Avatar!!!

Nothing beats your avatar dude. LOL

[squad51]

Seirous note here a ST.Paul Police officer has just been killed in a shoot out at 0222 this morning prayers out to the Family of Sgt Jerry Vic :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

[Styx]

You're to kind...
I try.....I am being honest and you do seem very sweet...

[tk0727]

Squad, that't terrible.. :( :( :(

[Chiram]

Seirous note here a ST.Paul Police officer has just been killed in a shoot out at 0222 this morning prayers out to the Family of Sgt Jerry Vic

Don't forget to post it in the Officer Down forum. :(

[Styx]

So sad squad....prayers are out!

[Chiram]

My connection blows goats today.

[usafcop64528]

I try.....I am being honest and you do seem very sweet...
Hmm. Ok. I been hearing such nice things lately....

[Chiram]

Hmm. Ok. I been hearing such nice things lately....

Would it make you feel more normal if I called you names? :) :D ;)

Seems to make me feel normal when I'm being called things...

[usafcop64528]

Would it make you feel more normal if I called you names? :) :D ;)

Seems to make me feel normal when I'm being called things...
Sure....That would definetly make me feel normal

[Styx]

Sure....That would definetly make me feel normal
Why be normal??

[Chiram]

Sure....That would definetly make me feel normal

I got called a d*ckhead today and couldn't help but smile. Seems that when people are mean to me, I like it. Why? Because I find no solice in the niceties of others that are not of my short list of friends. Here, I get it. I act pretty much the way everyone else is used to. On the other hand, people that are not officers and have not been around officers the better part of their lives find me to be a bit like sand paper. Abrasive. So when they cuss me out, call me names, and generally talk to me like I'm a piece of crap, I find comfort in knowing that I will never stoop to their level.

I guess what I'm saying is, be glad people here are nice to you. If they weren't then you'd have to worry. That would mean they don't like you. And, afterall, if the officers don't like you and the general publidc doesn't like you, does anyone?

[usafcop64528]

Why be normal??
Because I like being protected in my bubble :D :D

[Chiram]

hi.... :cool: .

Good evening Master Chief. Did you have a good rest?

[Styx]

Because I like being protected in my bubble :D :D
Yes, I guess I like my bubble too.

[Chiram]

*looks around* Oh gawd, I'm in Arkansas!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

What do you guys think? Am I an @$$hole?

[Styx]

*looks around* Oh gawd, I'm in Arkansas!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

What do you guys think? Am I an @$$hole?
You? No.....far from it....

[Chiram]

You? No.....far from it....

You're a damn liar. :p

[Chiram]

I think I'm going to send my ex-wife an anniversary card, but I don't know if I should date it for what would have been our wedding anniversary or what is our divorce anniversary. Maybe I should send her two. They're only a week apart.

[Chiram]

Alright. I'm going to the hospital. Bye all.

[Chiram]

Yes, Happy Mother's Day, ladies.

[usafcop64528]

Anyone on?

[Quopper]

What the hell is up with the title "Shrek"?

[usafcop64528]

What the hell is up with the title "Shrek"?
Hmm?? Nice to see you to :D

[Quopper]

Hmm?? Nice to see you to :D
Sorry - nice to see you! How the heck are you doing?

Okay - what the hell is up with the title "Shrek"? :D

[usafcop64528]

Sorry - nice to see you! How the heck are you doing?

Okay - what the hell is up with the title "Shrek"? :D
I am well. I guess I have the AK job, according to what the captain said. Whats up with the title shrek?? Hmm, well, its right up there with my picture.

[ecpd170]

Sorry - nice to see you! How the heck are you doing?

Okay - what the hell is up with the title "Shrek"? :D
right off the bat you have to start stuff you are a dork

[TXLady]

Afternoon, good people of o.com. How is everyone?

[usafcop64528]

right off the bat you have to start stuff you are a dork
Haha. Throw her under the bus

[Quopper]

Afternoon, good people of o.com. How is everyone?
Hey TX - are you still here?

Lover Boy - I always start stuff you know that!

[ecpd170]

Hey TX - are you still here?

Lover Boy - I always start stuff you know that!
yeah i know you do thats your MO

[TXLady]

Hey TX - are you still here?

Lover Boy - I always start stuff you know that!

I'm still here. How are you stranger?

[TXLady]

yeah i know you do thats your MO

Hi ecpd, don't say hi to me. I don't care. :rolleyes:

[Quopper]

I'm still here. How are you stranger?
I am doing A LOT better today! I slept til 10:00 this am, got some food and finally feel human again! Amazing what will happen to your body when you neglect it! :o I guess I better watch my ***** from here on out!

[Quopper]

yeah i know you do thats your MO
Sure is - and you wouldn't have me any other way! ;)

[TXLady]

I am doing A LOT better today! I slept til 10:00 this am, got some food and finally feel human again! Amazing what will happen to your body when you neglect it! :o I guess I better watch my ***** from here on out!

Yep, gotta take care of yourself. You'll need all your energy. ;)

[Quopper]

Yep, gotta take care of yourself. You'll need all your energy. ;)
AIN'T THAT THE TRUTH!!!! :D

I just get going so much I forget about the minor details like eating and sleeping!

[usafcop64528]

Hi mommy how are you today??

[ecpd170]

Yep, gotta take care of yourself. You'll need all your energy. ;)
hi txlady how are you
well you dont have to tell me i really dont care :D

[tk0727]

to all my sister's here who has gone throught the agonizing pain of childbirth:

HAppy MOther's DAY!

I won't be on until Monday

HOLY ****! Today's Mother's DAY? :eek:

[tk0727]

hi txlady how are you
well you dont have to tell me i really dont care :D

Hi hunnies! I am sneaking around on the computer :D

[ArcticCat20]

Happy Friday all!!! Any excitement planned for the weekend?

[TXLady]

Hi mommy how are you today??


How's my boy?

[Quopper]

HOLY ****! Today's Mother's DAY? :eek:
She said she won't be back until Monday!! LOL!

Everyday is Mother's Day when you see the beautiful little smile on your babies face!

Even when your baby is almost 10! :eek:

[TXLady]

hi txlady how are you
well you dont have to tell me i really dont care :D

And I don't really care that you don't care. :p

[ecpd170]

And I don't really care that your don't care. :p
your a dork just wait ill get you :p

[ecpd170]

Hi hunnies! I am sneaking around on the computer :D
TK HOW ARE YOU MY LOVE

EVEN THOUGHT YOU ARE REPLACING ME

[TXLady]

your a dork just wait ill get you :p

Better get some roller sk :rolleyes: ates, otherwise you'll never catch up to me.