Chat, chat, chat, chat, chat....

[DaveinUtah]

ahhhh I am kinda scared to hit that link I don't like um "therapy" maybe cause the last tiem I was there they used shocks..... :eek: :D :rolleyes:

I see you have had taser training. :D

[Styx]

Whoah!!! :eek: :eek: Two new women in one day? What does it mean!!! Hiya "Blue Eyes"!
Orale...calmate mijito...soy la unica chica para ti en este mundo de forum....no soy guera, pero carne cafe es mejor!

what the hell did I just say.....Mr Clean...I was just typing in another language......throwing out words I know....dd I do it right?

[squad51]

I know just enough spanish to find the bathroom...order some beer and get my head blown off :) :eek:

[Styx]

Before I forget....Feliz Cumpleanos, Swat......Hope its happy.....

[Styx]

I know just enough spanish to find the bathroom...order some beer and get my head blown off :) :eek:
I just wrote something about brown meat being the best...I think..funny thing is, I am not even that brown.....

[MrClean2557]

Orale...calmate mijito...soy la unica chica para ti en este mundo de forum....no soy guera, pero carne cafe es mejor!

what the hell did I just say.....Mr Clean...I was just typing in another language......throwing out words I know....dd I do it right?


CONYO!!!Llego mi mujer!!! :D :D :D :D

[Styx]

Caught the news today, sounds like people are selling their breastmilk over the internet...Wish I would have thought of that..People are actually buying it $50-$200 for 6 oz!!!!! I have cat...cats lactate right? They have teets (Meet the Parents)
Hell, I could have made a fortune with all the milk I had....MOOOOOOOOOO....down Bessie, down girl. I had so much that I had to pump when my daugter was full and not eating anymore. She refused to drink out of a bottle, so I just used it for her rice cereal. TMI, I know, but you brought it up, Bessie Mae!
I have heard of milk banks for babies of mothers who cant nurse for some reason...that stuff is white gold, I tell you. Id sell it if it helped another baby thrive and his. her momma couldnt nurse...even to a mom who just didnt want to nurse. Its so good for babies.

Well, for round 2 of my baby adventure..maybe I will sell my milk.....you know, I would not be surprised if one day we have a human lactating farm. Given the right amount of hormones, women will produce milk without having a baby.....men can even make milk...not a lot..but they can.


HMMMM......sounds like an Orwell book to me.

[Styx]

lovely Ladies' Leche

Well, they have body farms.....a Leche Farm would be ok......we could have tours that explain the process and have a window where people could watch the donors pumping their white gold into vats that are sent to be tested and sold....we would be millionaires. We could even get those rich skanky HO's Paris and Nicole to work for us.

Ok,enough...I am so ashamed of myself....mocking a beautiful act of nature that is so wonderful for our children.....

Speaking of nursing, you and I need to design a pretty nursing bra...have you seen the garbage out there? Awful...I mean how can a nursing mother feel pretty when she has breasts with cracked nipples that are engorged with milk.....wearing a Big Old nursing bra that looks like something a 70 year old woman from the 40's would wear. Just ugly.....

[Styx]

Twigs,
Don't want to completely hijack your Foot Thread..So, I'll ask this here:
DID YOU REALLY WRITE JAZZERSIZE?

Dude, what the hell? LOL :D

did I spell it like that? I dont want to go look.....if I did , it was a mistake you Weiner Wanker........

wait a minute..I just looked and spelled it right...are you mocking me, blondie? I will kick you white butt from here to Canada with my good foot if you are!

[usafcop64528]

Are you or are you not a Master Chief PO?

[Styx]

I agree..Ugly as hell..That's why I didn't wear 'em..Just used bandaids..
HE HE HE JK.

Honestly, I really don't remember caring if I was sexy..Then again, I didn't nurse long due to some medical issues. I'm sure if I would have been able to nurse longer, I would appreciate something a little more attractive.

Band-Aids??

There is a company that makes some decent looking ones....starts with an M. They were catalog order only and I did not want to risk it....they didnt have Heffer size anyway....(Lets start grossing the guys out). I would go braless sometimes, but then I would leak everywhere anytime I heard my baby or another baby cry. If my husband hugged me during those braless moments....SQUIIIIRRRTTT.....all over his clothes. It was lovely. I would just moo and he would kiss me..... pretty funny.

You know, Victoria Secret makes some racer back front closure bras that I did use when I was weaning her and getting smaller....still was able to gain easy access and have some support. I felt so much better in that bra than that Bessie Mae thing I wore.

[usafcop64528]

I am not...Just love the movie G.I. Jane..
Sorry for the confusion...he he he :cool:
No problem, I figured that was all. I actually saw some of that movie for once.

[Styx]

SCReW YOU..You know what I mean..What the hell is that??? I just picture people walking sideways snapping their fingers and wearing a black top hat..Fill me in, dude! :p

yeah..yeah.....nice and slow..thats how I like it..oh sorry....

Jazzercise is an exercise program that is basically dancing ..its a lot of fun. Look up their website...you might enjoy it.

[usafcop64528]

Band-Aids??

There is a company that makes some decent looking ones....starts with an M. They were catalog order only and I did not want to risk it....they didnt have Heffer size anyway....(Lets start grossing the guys out). I would go braless sometimes, but then I would leak everywhere anytime I heard my baby or another baby cry. If my husband hugged me during those braless moments....SQUIIIIRRRTTT.....all over his clothes. It was lovely. I would just moo and he would kiss me..... pretty funny.

You know, Victoria Secret makes some racer back front closure bras that I did use when I was weaning her and getting smaller....still was able to gain easy access and have some support. I felt so much better in that bra than that Bessie Mae thing I wore.
NICE...I've been sufficiently scarred for today.

[Styx]

NICE...I've been sufficiently scarred for today.
Good..one victim down.......NEXT!!!!!

[Styx]

Yeah, band-aids over my teets..(I love that word..Teets, TEETS..)
Oh anyway, I had to got to the chiropractor shortly after I deliverd and I had to get naked and put of a little, sheer gown (now that I think about it, that was a little fishy..hmmm) for an X-ray...My chiropractor is a little hottie and would flirt with me occasionally..Well, I was standing perfectly still, as requested, when he and his assistant took X rays...Finally when he was done, he handed me some Klennex and said I could get dressed...I didn't get it at first..Then I looked down and say 2 wet spots on the gown and felt a little trinkle down my boob..That was a bit embarrassing..
Naturally I made a joke about it and told my chiropracter that "all women lacatate when they are aroused."
he he he


You dirty dog..hitting on your chiropractor......

[Styx]

I hate my boobs now, since I nursed..Maybe it just was my pregnancy..I noticed when I work out, that's the first place I lose weight..What gives?!?!?

You know, my sister has the same problem. I went down to the same size I was before I nursed... which I hated before I nursed because I though they were just a nuisance. But after being a DD cup size for awhile....anything smaller was so much better...as long as they are healthy, I dont care what size they are.

[Styx]

funny, that's what he said. ;)

you should have grabbed one teet and squirted him ......would have made his day.

[usafcop64528]

Good..one victim down.......NEXT!!!!!
Hey, I didn't say I was leaving, just that I was scarred. You know what I find fishy? I just tried to do a free credit report via internet. Then they want my credit card info for a $1 dollar fee...sounds like a scam to get credit card info or something. I emailed them and told them exactly that.

[Styx]

Size has never been a major concern..I've stayed the same, they just dont' look like they used to...Not bad, just different. No matter what exercise I do, they look the same. Pooo..
Oh well.

Do you fart in front of your husband, your friends?

I dont fart; its unladylike......

[DaveinUtah]

ATTENTION TO ANY GUY THAT WANTS TO POST HERE NOW.

STAY AWAY. There's women talk going on in here, and it isn't pretty :D

[Styx]

Hey, I didn't say I was leaving, just that I was scarred. You know what I find fishy? I just tried to do a free credit report via internet. Then they want my credit card info for a $1 dollar fee...sounds like a scam to get credit card info or something. I emailed them and told them exactly that.
Dont send some no-name company your personal info..Charlie Brown...you could get screwed!

[Styx]

ATTENTION TO ANY GUY THAT WANTS TO POST HERE NOW.

STAY AWAY. There's women talk going on in here, and it isn't pretty :D

We are talking about expelling gas from your bootie right now...that is man talk!

Besides, the topic of nursing is beautiful and natural .....we are not killing cats, fantasizing about men dressed in tu-tu's..just talkinng about nurturing our children......thats all.
Men are just jealous because they cant do it!

[Styx]

SHUT UP>>>>IT'S IMPOSSIBLE>>YOU WOULD EXPLODE..
Don't try to be a little prissy pants with me, sista..I won't stand for that business.
Let me tell you this.....if I do expel gas from the Netherworld...it is accidentally in front of my husband and friends. I pretend to be demure and shy and say, "Oh my goodness." At that point, my husband says something to the effect of, Baby...what did you eat or Honey......are you sick?" I always giggle like a school girl and excuse myself.

I have not done that in front of friends on purpose since I was a kid.

My daughter is reaching the point of her childhood where she thinks toots are the funniest thing...I remember when I used to be that way....MEMORIES!!!!

You do it in front of your husband, dont you...you probably light yours up...right?

[Styx]

Saved by the bell!..GOtta run..the YMCA is calling my name...
PEACE OUT..
Fue un placer platicar contigo! que tengas una muy buenas tardes! No hay que seguir hablando de "Los pechos" claro que sin mi!!!

Esta bueno Hermana.......Mis Dichos de Pecho es solamente para ti!

Buenas Noches.....

[Styx]

NO........................never.

Why did you ask me if I did.....what crude thing did I write to make you think that about me...........huh..huh..huh

[usafcop64528]

Hmm...desperatly trying to think of something to change the subject to.

[e-man]

Mommas milk, now thats a topic I have first hand knowledge of :D :D actually 2 first hands :eek:

[Styx]

Hmm...desperatly trying to think of something to change the subject to.

How about......the weather?

[usafcop64528]

Mommas milk, now thats a topic I have first hand knowledge of :D :D actually 2 first hands :eek:
Your not helping

[foxfyre]

Or, how 'bout them Mets? Anything else!

[e-man]

Your not helping
I had some indepth knowledge of breatfeeding or nursing as its really known. They do get huge when pregnant. :eek:

[sgt162]

Hello I am here just for a few minutes.

[usafcop64528]

How about......the weather?
Mmm better. Whats it like?
Hee its kinda nice, as in sunny, but it isn't even sixty degrees yet. I did some yardwork today and planted some flowers for mom

[usafcop64528]

I had some indepth knowledge of breatfeeding or nursing as its really known. They do get huge when pregnant. :eek:
No kidding. Hello. Its kinda hard not to notice.

[e-man]

How is the weather in Texass Miss Styx? Hot and sunny I bet. Its actually nice here in Picksburgh, about 55 and sunny. Will get nicer all week long. {HEHE he said LONG} oh wait Queenie is not around, forget the sexual innuendoes

[DaveinUtah]

I had some indepth knowledge of breatfeeding or nursing as its really known. They do get huge when pregnant. :eek:


My fiance is pregnant. She is 17 weeks along and has gone from an A cup to a C. I LOVE IT!!!! :D

[e-man]

My fiance is pregnant. She is 17 weeks along and has gone from an A cup to a C. I LOVE IT!!!! :D
BINGO.. The ladies go a few week period during pregnancy where they can NOT be satisfied sexually, but the rest of the time is really really HARD :p
Any ladies wanna confirm nor deny my allegations???

[Photogrrlz]

Hello all, I am back from shooting....did you all miss me??? :p

[usafcop64528]

How is the weather in Texass Miss Styx? Hot and sunny I bet. Its actually nice here in Picksburgh, about 55 and sunny. Will get nicer all week long. {HEHE he said LONG} oh wait Queenie is not around, forget the sexual innuendoes
Hey, I'm not saying anything. I have callouses on my *** from it getting chewed out lately. I have to go. I'll see ya all later

[Styx]

How is the weather in Texass Miss Styx? Hot and sunny I bet. Its actually nice here in Picksburgh, about 55 and sunny. Will get nicer all week long. {HEHE he said LONG} oh wait Queenie is not around, forget the sexual innuendoes
Beautiful and sunny...not really hot..probably inthe 70's or so. the birds are signing, kids are out riding their bikes..its nice

[Styx]

Hello all, I am back from shooting....did you all miss me??? :p
Of course we did..we were talking about huge nursing breasts..and you missed it!

[Photogrrlz]

You know they make porn with women who lactate (sp?)

[e-man]

They also make porn with chicks with di@ks and chicks who squirt :eek: :eek: :D

[Photogrrlz]

I just wanted to post something on the 666 page...lmmo :p :D

[e-man]

Page 666 of 666. the number of the beast. Uh oh, easy. Better watch yourself now. :mad:

[Netopalis]

Hey everyone. Hows everyone today.

[Netopalis]

Of course we did..we were talking about huge nursing breasts..and you missed it!

[foxfyre]

Or animals... I have seen a woman & a pig. That was soooo eeeuuuuwwwwwwwww.

[e-man]

Hey everyone. Hows everyone today.
Whats up Neto? How be you today? Wheres everyone at.? :confused:

[Netopalis]

Whats up Neto? How be you today? Wheres everyone at.? :confused:
Im not bad. I scared them off by getting on.

[e-man]

anyoen REALLY REALLY hungry???
http://www.postgazette.com/pg/05124/498674.stm :eek: :eek:

[e-man]

Im not bad. I scared them off by getting on.
Thats what I always think. I get on and Iam on everones ignore list. I guess if that was true this would not go to 16,000 posts. and 666 pages. WOW, can it ever end I ask???

[Chiram]

We should all get this page number tattooed on our heads. You guys go first.

[Netopalis]

Thats what I always think. I get on and Iam on everones ignore list. I guess if that was true this would not go to 16,000 posts. and 666 pages. WOW, can it ever end I ask???
Ya Well i have that affect on people. Aspecially girls.

[e-man]

We should all get this page number tattooed on our heads. You guys go first.
Nah, you go first, I insist. I also carry a gun :eek:

[Chiram]

Nah, you go first, I insist. I also carry a gun :eek:

Well, I think I'm going to have to pass. I already have plenty of ink for now.

[Photogrrlz]

Ok I am back again....for a few... Watching Without a Trace now...

[Chiram]

Ok I am back again....for a few... Watching Without a Trace now...

Dangit. I forgot about Without a Trace. But I prefer Myth Busters...

[Photogrrlz]

Now I am watching a lil bit of CSI:NY

Soon going to watch the L word

thats on showtime right now...

[sgt162]

good evening.

[sgt162]

page 666. this can't be good

[tk0727]

good evening.


Hey Peaches.. how's your night goin?

[Chiram]

that island is in the greek islands somewhere if I recall correctly

But then again in TN, I can marry my brother couldn't I

Actually, that's legal in Arkansas. Can't marry your cousin, but you can marry your sibling. :confused:

[Chiram]

That does'nt make sense,Rocker Jerry Lee Lewis married his 13yr old cousin in Mississippi which lead to his downfall he was on track to be bigger than Elvis Presley he had more musical talent than Elvis :(

Well, that's just in Arkansas. I know that it's legal to marry your cousin in something like 30 states plus DC, but I'm not sure how many it's legal to marry your sibling in.

[Chiram]

Dude, you lost me..
Your new name is the O.COM MAN OF MYSTERY

How did you become Man of Mystery on officer.com :confused:

Steph gave it to me. :) :D

[Chiram]

OK just wondering I was trying to get Quopper to change name from Official Posting Whore to Queen of Officer .com or Queen of Chat :p

Yeah, that does sound better, but I doubt she'll do it. StephWhit told me that was my new name, I liked it, so I just added it.

[usafcop64528]

Hey everybody?????? Chiram, whatcha up to?

[Chiram]

Hey everybody?????? Chiram, whatcha up to?

****. Chillin'. You?

[usafcop64528]

not much. minding my manners on the thread :D :D :eek: :eek:

[Chiram]

not much. minding my manners on the thread :D :D :eek: :eek:

I gave up on that. The only person I prefer to talk to more than everyone else is on my MSN, so if they kick me, it's cool

[usafcop64528]

Yah, well, hopefully with my new sig, they will realize if they make a comment, i will comment back

[Chiram]

Yeah. I actually get people thinking I'm a girl because of mine. Actually had someone hit on me when I first added it. Can't remember who, but it was someone fairly new at the time.

[usafcop64528]

lmao, wasnt me i swear. i used to think photo was a guy.

[Chiram]

lmao, wasnt me i swear. i used to think photo was a guy.

Nah, wasn't you. I'd remember it by now. LOL I never thought that, but I didn't know she was a lesbian. I just thought she was bi.

[usafcop64528]

Yeah. Anyway....got court tomorrow.

[Chiram]

Yeah. Anyway....got court tomorrow.

All I can say is have fun. LOL

[usafcop64528]

All I can say is have fun. LOL
Oh I will. Just observing but I can't wait to see this bastard in jail

[Chiram]

Oh I will. Just observing but I can't wait to see this bastard in jail

The only time I was required to attend, chick didn't show up. Bech warrant and I'm out of there. Then, like a month later, I see her in another city. And whaet do you know, I couldn't find an officer. I'm not complaining about there not being an officer, don't get me wrong; that's a rough town, they were probably all on calls. I just wish I'd had some cuffs or rope or duct tape. She never saw me.

[usafcop64528]

The only time I was required to attend, chick didn't show up. Bech warrant and I'm out of there. Then, like a month later, I see her in another city. And whaet do you know, I couldn't find an officer. I'm not complaining about there not being an officer, don't get me wrong; that's a rough town, they were probably all on calls. I just wish I'd had some cuffs or rope or duct tape. She never saw me.
Yeah, this is a personal thing. He didn't show for his first court date either. He better be there tomorrow

[Chiram]

Yeah, this is a personal thing. He didn't show for his first court date either. He better be there tomorrow

Hell, for me, it'll only be personal if they run on me or don't show up the first time, as is your case.

I'm sitting here watching COPS (it's this or "America's Funniest Mom") and they're arresting a guy for loitering in a known drug area with intent to purchase. That's fine. But then the guy's like "Can I get a cigarette to smoke before I do in?" and the cop's like "Okay, yeah, I'll get you one." I woulda said, "Screw you. You're not getting a cigarette and now I'm rolling up the windows so you can't get any secondhand from anyone elses car!"

[Chiram]

Is it just me or is Britney Spears not only not attractive but actually dumber than dirt?

[usafcop64528]

Hell, for me, it'll only be personal if they run on me or don't show up the first time, as is your case.

I'm sitting here watching COPS (it's this or "America's Funniest Mom") and they're arresting a guy for loitering in a known drug area with intent to purchase. That's fine. But then the guy's like "Can I get a cigarette to smoke before I do in?" and the cop's like "Okay, yeah, I'll get you one." I woulda said, "Screw you. You're not getting a cigarette and now I'm rolling up the windows so you can't get any secondhand from anyone elses car!"
Yeah its family so its personal

[Chiram]

Yeah its family so its personal

I can appreciate that, then.

[usafcop64528]

I can appreciate that, then.
Yeah. Thanks

[Chiram]

I'm also getting tired of Paris Hilton. Not even attractive. She needs to drop off the face of the earth.

[usafcop64528]

I'm also getting tired of Paris Hilton. Not even attractive. She needs to drop off the face of the earth.
Yeah no kidding I fully agree

[Chiram]

Yeah no kidding I fully agree

Hell, I'm gonna rant here for a minute.

You see all these girls on TV that are totally fake. Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Nicole Richie, Tara Reid. I mean come on! These girls are dumber than the child of a girl that got pregnant by her father. And I've seen kids like that; they're not the brightest of the bunch. Come on, give me a REAL woman.

Next, you see these girls on these reality shows. Either they are dumber than the producers who think this crap gets watched or they're scripted. I'm thinking both. I mean, come on, how can a person actually be that stupid? I believe that imbreeding happens, but damn! Give me a REAL woman.

So what's this all about? Well, I'm tired of seeing people like this taking the domination on television. Show me some girls that have more than three brain cells and are capable of having a rational thought. Show me some women with curves, with their natural hair colors, and no plastic surgery. Why do I not date girls my age? They're all fake. Simple as that.

Sorry, had to vent.

[BaseballBabe]

Actually, that's legal in Arkansas. Can't marry your cousin, but you can marry your sibling. :confused:


OMG...please do not tell me you are serious?

:eek:

[Chiram]

OMG...please do not tell me you are serious?

:eek:

Swear to God. Sibling union was never written out of law in the state of Arkansas. While there's very few places that you can get the license, I know it can be gotten, especially if you go to the state Capitol building to get your license.

[icecoldblueyes]

I am pretty sure I wouldn't marry my little brother if he were the last man on Earth :)

[BaseballBabe]

Swear to God. Sibling union was never written out of law in the state of Arkansas. While there's very few places that you can get the license, I know it can be gotten, especially if you go to the state Capitol building to get your license.


Oh my lord..... that is just not right. :eek:

[Chiram]

I am pretty sure I wouldn't marry my little brother if he were the last man on Earth :)

I don't have any sisters, but I do have a cousin that I consider my sister. She was my best friend growing up and we look alike (except for height, I'm 6'4", she's 5'). I'm sorry, but I could never see myself being attracted to her. Much less wanting to marry her. I just don't get it, personally.

[BaseballBabe]

Where are my manners...

Hi Chiram... USAF..Blue Eyes and Neto....

Oh wait.... I don't have any manners online.... :p ;) :eek:

[Netopalis]

I'm also getting tired of Paris Hilton. Not even attractive. She needs to drop off the face of the earth.
Aman. I have no clue as to what everyone see in her. She uglyto me.

[BaseballBabe]

I don't have any sisters, but I do have a cousin that I consider my sister. She was my best friend growing up and we look alike (except for height, I'm 6'4", she's 5'). I'm sorry, but I could never see myself being attracted to her. Much less wanting to marry her. I just don't get it, personally.

Remind me never to visit AR.

[Chiram]

Where are my manners...

Hi Chiram... USAF..Blue Eyes

Oh wait.... I don't have any manners online.... :p ;) :eek:

It's okay BBB. We know you're there without you having to say hi. :p :D :)

[Chiram]

Aman. I have no clue as to what everyone see in her. She uglyto me.

I just don't get it. She's a total ditz, ugly, way too skinny, and a total hoe.

[Chiram]

Remind me never to visit AR.

Hell, I want to get on your department. But I don't think I can move out to California. There's no way I can stay here, though.

[BaseballBabe]

It's okay BBB. We know you're there without you having to say hi. :p :D :)


I got your PM ....Its all fixed now. Thank you.. ;) No more unwanted stalkers for me...

[icecoldblueyes]

Where are my manners...

Hi Chiram... USAF..Blue Eyes and Neto....

Oh wait.... I don't have any manners online.... :p ;) :eek:

Thanks for pointing out my lack of manners as well.... :D Hi everyone!

[BaseballBabe]

Hell, I want to get on your department. But I don't think I can move out to California. There's no way I can stay here, though.


Why do you want to come here? Why can't you come here?

[Chiram]

I got your PM ....Its all fixed now. Thank you.. ;) No more unwanted stalkers for me...

Good. Just wanted to make sure you got the instructions after that incident. I know how it can be for you ladies to get weird, unsolicited emails from people they don't know.

[BaseballBabe]

Thanks for pointing out my lack of manners as well.... :D Hi everyone!


Once I enter this thread all my manners exit from me... ;) :eek:

[icecoldblueyes]

Hell, I want to get on your department. But I don't think I can move out to California. There's no way I can stay here, though.

No offense to anyone from Arkinsaw, but after driving through the state on my way to TX.... I will never, ever go back! I hear there are some pretty areas, but I didn't see it. And the locals I encountered on my one and only stop.... scary :eek:

:D

[BaseballBabe]

Good. Just wanted to make sure you got the instructions after that incident. I know how it can be for you ladies to get weird, unsolicited emails from people they don't know.


The dude even said to email him back. If I wanted to ask him something.

So I did email him back...

Here is what I said:

"Hi.....

Are you a cop?"

and sent it.

I guess that shut him up!!

[Chiram]

Why do you want to come here? Why can't you come here?

Three of my cousins are former CHP and loved it. They used to come out once a year for a couple of weeks and told me all the amazing stories. I've wanted to be an LEO since I was like 3, CHP since I was like 12. Just always been a dream.

I can't go out there because of the red tape with the state. Some of the laws are outrageous. For instance, if I move out there, technically the benchrest rifle I'm building is illegal. It's a 6.5-50BMG, but even though it only shoots a 6.5mm bullet, it still counts as a .50BMG. And that's just one example.

[Chiram]

No offense to anyone from Arkinsaw, but after driving through the state on my way to TX.... I will never, ever go back! I hear there are some pretty areas, but I didn't see it. And the locals I encountered on my one and only stop.... scary :eek:

:D

LOL Where'd you stop? Yes, there are some nice places, but I'm going to guess you were on the interstate the whole time. Nothing nice around the interstates. Up around the Buffalo river, even though everyone has children by their cousins, the scenary is wonderful. Same for the Little Missouri River region. Siloam Springs, Eureaka Springs (White River region on both) is some of the most beautiful country I have ever seen, and I've done a decent amount of traveling.

[BaseballBabe]

Three of my cousins are former CHP and loved it. They used to come out once a year for a couple of weeks and told me all the amazing stories. I've wanted to be an LEO since I was like 3, CHP since I was like 12. Just always been a dream.

I can't go out there because of the red tape with the state. Some of the laws are outrageous. For instance, if I move out there, technically the benchrest rifle I'm building is illegal. It's a 6.5-50BMG, but even though it only shoots a 6.5mm bullet, it still counts as a .50BMG. And that's just one example.



Oh well.. can't have your cake and eat it too... :rolleyes:

[icecoldblueyes]

I think I was on I40 to I30.... West Memphis, through Little Rock, then Texarkana. I have no idea what was in between. Actually I do plan on being in AR next Sunday.... This Sunday's "trip to nowhere" is going to be Talamina (sp?) drive, I think.

[BaseballBabe]

Iceblue...


Are you a cop? I keep meaning to ask ypu or are you in the academy?

Just wondering....

[Chiram]

Oh well.. can't have your cake and eat it too... :rolleyes:

Yeah. I may end up just selling the rifle after I get through with it, but there are some other .50BMG Wildcats I would like to try out, too. But I think once I get through with this one (I have two or three people interested in buying it, so I'll probably sell it for what I have in it), I'm going to get rid of my current F-class and build one custom to me. Only problem is, I think that most of the cartridges I want to work with qualify as illegal in California. I think. I may be wrong.

[icecoldblueyes]

Iceblue...


Are you a cop? I keep meaning to ask ypu or are you in the academy?

Just wondering....

Nope, not yet. I am going through the process for a civilian position with Dallas PD. Passed the poly, now in backgrounds. Getting my foot in the door, while I finish school.

Til then, I'm just an over worked, burnt out bartender. :)

[Chiram]

I think I was on I40 to I30.... West Memphis, through Little Rock, then Texarkana. I have no idea what was in between. Actually I do plan on being in AR next Sunday.... This Sunday's "trip to nowhere" is going to be Talamina (sp?) drive, I think.

Ehh, I'd just flat out stay away from Arkansas if I were you. We're a weird group of people. Some of us aren't bad, but others...dear Lord. LOL If you ever want to get out for a while and decide to come up to Camden, I know all the Texans go to Albert Pike. It's a nice area. Some nice hiking trails, camping, swimming.

[icecoldblueyes]

BBB.... your new avatar is too funny :D

[icecoldblueyes]

Ehh, I'd just flat out stay away from Arkansas if I were you. We're a weird group of people. Some of us aren't bad, but others...dear Lord. LOL If you ever want to get out for a while and decide to come up to Camden, I know all the Texans go to Albert Pike. It's a nice area. Some nice hiking trails, camping, swimming.

Any idea how far away from Dallas that is? I only have Sundays off for now, so anywhere I go has to be day trips. I'm always looking for new places to go.... lately I've been hitting up Neto's neck of the woods.

[Chiram]

Any idea how far away from Dallas that is? I only have Sundays off for now, so anywhere I go has to be day trips. I'm always looking for new places to go.... lately I've been hitting up Neto's neck of the woods.

Probably 4-5 hours. I know it's 4 hours from here to Dallas, but I'm an hour from the interstate.

[BaseballBabe]

Ehh, I'd just flat out stay away from Arkansas if I were you. We're a weird group of people. Some of us aren't bad, but others...dear Lord. LOL If you ever want to get out for a while and decide to come up to Camden, I know all the Texans go to Albert Pike. It's a nice area. Some nice hiking trails, camping, swimming.


I saw these 2 creepy ***** movies that I think were filmed in AR or some backwoods place. One of them had that girl that is in the tv show called "Tru Calling". Where they are being hunted by these deformed people whom eat people... it was so gross.

Then there was another where 4 young adults were trying to find some mass murder whom was a legend. And they end up being killed themselves by these weird people (a dad,mom,daughter,uncle). I can't remember the name of the movies but they were creepy because they were both set in the backwoods. :( :( :eek:

[Chiram]

Gawd that dog needs a bath...

[Chiram]

I saw these 2 creepy ***** movies that I think were filmed in AR or some backwoods place. One of them had that girl that is in the tv show called "Tru Calling". Where they are being hunted by these deformed people whom eat people... it was so gross.

Then there was another where 4 young adults were trying to find some mass murder whom was a legend. And they end up being killed themselves by these weird people (a dad,mom,daughter,uncle). I can't remember the name of the movies but they were creepy because they were both set in the backwoods. :( :( :eek:

LOL The second is "House of 1000 Corpses" written/produced/directed by Rob Zombie. It's not well known, but that was actually based in Arizona. I actually liked the movie. Baby was one fine lookin' girl. LOL

[BaseballBabe]

BBB.... your new avatar is too funny :D

Thanks..... My "mood" is changing... I am feeling bad and mischevious. :D ;) :p :eek:

[BaseballBabe]

LOL The second is "House of 1000 Corpses" written/produced/directed by Rob Zombie. It's not well known, but that was actually based in Arizona. I actually liked the movie. Baby was one fine lookin' girl. LOL


Yep that was one of them. WOW... Arizona.... didn't see any backwoods when I was there...creepy!!!


Yuck.. she was scary as hell!!!

[Chiram]

Yep that was one of them. WOW... Arizona.... didn't see any backwoods when I was there...creepy!!!


Yuck.. she was scary as hell!!!

LOL Actually, because of the dark while filming, it looks like backwoods, but those trees were actually few and far between. There was some footage on the DVD during the daylight and there was only like cactus, etc. around.

And she's hot! Atleast when she's not in the role.

[BaseballBabe]

Yep that was one of them. WOW... Arizona.... didn't see any backwoods when I was there...creepy!!!


Yuck.. she was scary as hell!!!

Aww damn... now I won't be able to sleep.. to creeped out to sleep now..

**think happy thoughts** "think happy thoughts of my bf n***"woooooooooooooHOOOOO!!! :D :D :D :D

[icecoldblueyes]

Thanks..... My "mood" is changing... I am feeling bad and mischevious.

Good for you :) I, on the other hand, am feeling tired, sick and cranky, so I am off to bed. G'night ya'll.... have fun.

[Chiram]

Aww damn... now I won't be able to sleep.. to creeped out to sleep now..

**think happy thoughts** "think happy thoughts of my bf n***"woooooooooooooHOOOOO!!! :D :D :D :D

Now think of the guy that's hacking everyone up. Think of the one dude as the merman. Dr. Evil. Think about THAT!!!

[BaseballBabe]

LOL Actually, because of the dark while filming, it looks like backwoods, but those trees were actually few and far between. There was some footage on the DVD during the daylight and there was only like cactus, etc. around.

And she's hot! Atleast when she's not in the role.


What else was the pyscho baby in? Who is she?

[Chiram]

Good for you :) I, on the other hand, am feeling tired, sick and cranky, so I am off to bed. G'night ya'll.... have fun.

G'night blueyes

[Chiram]

What else was the pyscho baby in? Who is she?

She's been in a couple of the Rob Zombie videos as an extra. There was another movie, but I can't remember the name.

[BaseballBabe]

Good for you :) I, on the other hand, am feeling tired, sick and cranky, so I am off to bed. G'night ya'll.... have fun.


Good Night..Ice ..
Hope you feel better

[BaseballBabe]

I am hungry

[Chiram]

I am hungry

I've got something you can eat. And I'm not trying to be nasty. I've got Lasagna, fried shrimp, spaghetti, quesadilas...oh yeah and pork chops. I feel like cooking.

[Netopalis]

I've got something you can eat. And I'm not trying to be nasty. I've got Lasagna, fried shrimp, spaghetti, quesadilas...oh yeah and pork chops. I feel like cooking.
damn dude that all sounds good.

[BaseballBabe]

I've got something you can eat. And I'm not trying to be nasty. I've got Lasagna, fried shrimp, spaghetti, quesadilas...oh yeah and pork chops. I feel like cooking.


The lasagna sounds yummy... correction all of it sounds yummmyyy :D

Do you deliver? ;)

[Chiram]

damn dude that all sounds good.

My mother raised me to not be dependant on a woman. I can cook, clean, pretty much anything that is considered the typical female role of the house. I was raised to be fully independant. I can cook a full gourmet meal.

[BaseballBabe]

My mother raised me to not be dependant on a woman. I can cook, clean, pretty much anything that is considered the typical female role of the house. I was raised to be fully independant. I can cook a full gourmet meal.


Your wife must love that!

[Netopalis]

My mother raised me to not be dependant on a woman. I can cook, clean, pretty much anything that is considered the typical female role of the house. I was raised to be fully independant. I can cook a full gourmet meal.
Oh I can cook. I'm like smoking Ribs and Brisket, and grilling. I also make some kick *** pasta.

[Chiram]

Your wife must love that!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! No wife. Not even a girlfriend. Just someone that's special. ;)

[Chiram]

Oh I can cook. I'm like smoking Ribs and Brisket, and grilling. I also make some kick *** pasta.

Let's see. I can grill, smoke, broil, boil, bake, sautee, steam, rotisserie, pan fry, deep fry...I guess that's it.

[BaseballBabe]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! No wife. Not even a girlfriend. Just someone that's special. ;)


Oh that's right. Me and Photo were trying to get you to tell us about her.. ;) :p

[squad51]

ok I am here again.... :rolleyes:

[BaseballBabe]

Let's see. I can grill, smoke, broil, boil, bake, sautee, steam, rotisserie, pan fry, deep fry...I guess that's it.


Smoke and sautee are my favorites :p

Stop now I am licking my lips wishing for some steak.. :eek: :(

[Chiram]

Oh that's right. Me and Photo were trying to get you to tell us about her.. ;) :p

Hahahahaha. Nice try. I'll let it slip when the time is right and when she agrees.

[Chiram]

ok I am here again.... :rolleyes:

My life is complete! *strolls away*

Nah, I'm kidding. How you doing?

[BaseballBabe]

ok I am here again.... :rolleyes:

hi squad

off from work?

[BaseballBabe]

Hahahahaha. Nice try. I'll let it slip when the time is right and when she agrees.


worth a shot.. :rolleyes:

[BaseballBabe]

5 more minutes for me and then its time to hit the hey..... said to myself I was going to bed at 9pm ... guess that didn't work.. oh well I will sleep when I am dead

[Chiram]

worth a shot.. :rolleyes:

Can't blame you for trying. Only one person knows but she promised not to tell. LOL

[squad51]

hi squad

off from work?
nope doing desk work right now

[BaseballBabe]

Can't blame you for trying. Only one person knows but she promised not to tell. LOL


I was actually kidding. I do not like to pry into others lives.... Just like I do not like them to pry into mine. That is why I "try" not to share alot about my social life on here.

Or anywhere for that matter.

[Netopalis]

Let's see. I can grill, smoke, broil, boil, bake, sautee, steam, rotisserie, pan fry, deep fry...I guess that's it.

ummm better then me. But I live off of smoke and grill foods lol.

[BaseballBabe]

good night ...

off to dreamland for me...

[Chiram]

ummm better then me. But I live off of smoke and grill foods lol.

lol Well, it helps to know how to cook when no one else wants to.

[Chiram]

good night ...

off to dreamland for me...

G'nite BBB. Don't forget to think of Dr. Evil!!!

[Netopalis]

lol Well, it helps to know how to cook when no one else wants to.
I live alone. So I have alot of bachalor foods. :D

[Chiram]

I live alone. So I have alot of bachalor foods. :D

I can't stand to pick up and I refuse to eat out alone, so I usually just end up going to the store and buying two to three days worth of food at a time. I usually keep a good supply of deer steak on hand, too, so that helps. I just need a good set of cookware, now.

[Netopalis]

I can't stand to pick up and I refuse to eat out alone, so I usually just end up going to the store and buying two to three days worth of food at a time. I usually keep a good supply of deer steak on hand, too, so that helps. I just need a good set of cookware, now.
well I live on campus so I cook a few days wroth of ribs or steaks, and brings them back over with me. As for eating out alone I do that all the time. I can't never find a date.

[Chiram]

well I live on campus so I cook a few days wroth of ribs or steaks, and brings them back over with me. As for eating out alone I do that all the time. I can't never find a date.

It's not so much that I can't find a date, it's that I'm attracted to true ladies and there just aren't any around here. Just immature girls. All the ones that would be worth dating are married.

[Netopalis]

It's not so much that I can't find a date, it's that I'm attracted to true ladies and there just aren't any around here. Just immature girls. All the ones that would be worth dating are married.
Well I told TK and TX if they ever come see me I would cook them dinner they haven't yet though. :o

[Chiram]

Well I told TK and TX if they ever come see me I would cook them dinner they haven't yet though. :o

Hahahaha. Only one lady on here I'd dare cook for and she may take me up on it if I'm lucky. ;) :) :D

[Chiram]

Woo!!! Strippers on HBO!!!

[Netopalis]

Woo!!! Strippers on HBO!!!
Well have fun man. Im going to bed nite.

[usafcop64528]

Hell, I'm gonna rant here for a minute.

You see all these girls on TV that are totally fake. Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Nicole Richie, Tara Reid. I mean come on! These girls are dumber than the child of a girl that got pregnant by her father. And I've seen kids like that; they're not the brightest of the bunch. Come on, give me a REAL woman.

Next, you see these girls on these reality shows. Either they are dumber than the producers who think this crap gets watched or they're scripted. I'm thinking both. I mean, come on, how can a person actually be that stupid? I believe that imbreeding happens, but damn! Give me a REAL woman.

So what's this all about? Well, I'm tired of seeing people like this taking the domination on television. Show me some girls that have more than three brain cells and are capable of having a rational thought. Show me some women with curves, with their natural hair colors, and no plastic surgery. Why do I not date girls my age? They're all fake. Simple as that.

Sorry, had to vent.
Sorry I had to go, but I agree. I like someone who is happy with the way they are

[Styx]

You know they make porn with women who lactate (sp?)
Yes, I know that and I am glad I am not the woman who brought it up...Good Lord.
I was looking for curriculum to become certified as a lactation consultant and accidentally found that......curiosity killed the cat..nothing else. Mommy dont play that getting off to nursing women, baby! There is nothing sexy or alluring about it at all......
When I was nursing, I did not feel comfortable nursing in public ...because it was something private and my daughter was easily distracted. The only time I did it was on an airplane, but I was usually with my husband and he helped hide me...I am pretty modest. Can you imagine some guy who gets off to that getting a woody when he sees some lady nursing her child a restaraunt? OYE!

Thank you for making that image of a lactating woman squirting milk all over the camera lens pop up in my head...lovely!

[squad51]

borrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrringggggg

[squad51]

wait I change my mind you are talking about boobies

[Styx]

not much. minding my manners on the thread :D :D :eek: :eek:
You usually mind your manners..you are sweet like that..there I said it..and no, I am not flirting..just being honest!

[Styx]

wait I change my mind you are talking about boobies
Breasts..not boobies...I dont know...I cant stand that word......Boobies....a Boob is a moron..a breast is a beautiful part of the female anatomy created to entice or nurture.......you know!

[squad51]

ok fine breasts...knockers....

[Styx]

ok fine breasts...knockers....

Thats better....even fun bags is better than boobies.

J/K

Just had more coffee, so I lightened up..boobies is fine; I have just never liked the word.

[Chiram]

Thats better....even fun bags is better than boobies.

J/K

Just had more coffee, so I lightened up..boobies is fine; I have just never liked the word.

Hell I can't stand that word either. I'll use it to keep from saying breasts, though. I know it's the proper name, but I feel like I'm talking about chicken if I say breasts. How to cook 'em, best way to cut 'em, what to do to keep 'em moist. So I'll knwck off with the boobies crap. Can I call 'em ta-tas? :) :D

[Styx]

Hell I can't stand that word either. I'll use it to keep from saying breasts, though. I know it's the proper name, but I feel like I'm talking about chicken if I say breasts. How to cook 'em, best way to cut 'em, what to do to keep 'em moist. So I'll knwck off with the boobies crap. Can I call 'em ta-tas? :) :D
OH Okay........ta-tas is fine

[Chiram]

Why is it, when you dream you're about to be in a fight, you never have your weapon accessible? I had a dream that I was going to my uncle's funeral (which was a few weeks ago, so I don't know how that got in there) and I was checking into a hotel with some girl (Don't know who she was). Anyway, we're taking our bags in and this group of like 8 or 10 guys gets ****ed at me for something (maybe for being with someone prettier than any of their SOs?). So they proceed to give me the old "We're gonna kick your ***" lecture and I'm reaching around and neither my pistol nor my knife are on me. So I'm like "Yeah, okay, we'll fight later because I'm headed to a funeral. Even you morons can let it wait so that I can attend a funeral." They say okay I distinctly remember checking my bags when we got to the room. No gun, no knife. Okay, we've got to go to the funeral. On the way out, "Okay, here we come." "LIsten guys, I'll be back at 10, so I'll kick your asses then. I've got to go." Check the car, still no gun, no knife. So I woke myself up. I didn't want to get my *** kicked, not even in a dream. I just don't get it.

[Styx]

Why is it, when you dream you're about to be in a fight, you never have your weapon accessible? I had a dream that I was going to my uncle's funeral (which was a few weeks ago, so I don't know how that got in there) and I was checking into a hotel with some girl (Don't know who she was). Anyway, we're taking our bags in and this group of like 8 or 10 guys gets ****ed at me for something (maybe for being with someone prettier than any of their SOs?). So they proceed to give me the old "We're gonna kick your ***" lecture and I'm reaching around and neither my pistol nor my knife are on me. So I'm like "Yeah, okay, we'll fight later because I'm headed to a funeral. Even you morons can let it wait so that I can attend a funeral." They say okay I distinctly remember checking my bags when we got to the room. No gun, no knife. Okay, we've got to go to the funeral. On the way out, "Okay, here we come." "LIsten guys, I'll be back at 10, so I'll kick your asses then. I've got to go." Check the car, still no gun, no knife. So I woke myself up. I didn't want to get my *** kicked, not even in a dream. I just don't get it.

I never have any sort of weapon when I have a fight dream......I just become a super human mommy and kick *** with my purse and Kung -Fu grip...I can run really fast in dreams. I used to run fast at one point in my life, but cannot anymore...so maybe that is a flash back.

I used to be a cage fighter before I got married...I am wicked tough!

[Styx]

My mother raised me to not be dependant on a woman. I can cook, clean, pretty much anything that is considered the typical female role of the house. I was raised to be fully independant. I can cook a full gourmet meal.
What a brilliant woman; if I ever have a son...I will teach him that too. My brothers were not taught that, but they morphed into men like you are, which is good.

[Chiram]

What a brilliant woman; if I ever have a son...I will teach him that too. My brothers were not taught that, but they morphed into men like you are, which is good.

Both of my mother's brothers were excellent cooks. That's how they were raised. Well, granted they were pretty much raised by her, but still, that's how they were raised. My mom realized that neither of them needed someone to be around just to take care of them, therefore they would be less likely to marry for the wrong reasons (I know, it's a weird way of looking at it, but it's kinda true). She then taught me to cook. I think that every man should be able to cook. Why? Now I'm not saying the woman should never cook. She should if she feels like it. But the man shold be able to cook his SO a wonderful meal to surprise her when she gets home every-now-and-then. But that's just me. I'm a bit of a romantic.

[Styx]

Sorry I had to go, but I agree. I like someone who is happy with the way they are
I am happy with the way I am, I think that is why my husband noticed me..that and I was constantly flirting with him when I saw him and inviting him over for football and pizza. Its story time.....
He was a resident in the apt complex I worked for and resided in. It was against the rules to date residents...I thought he was so darn precious...I had to hook him up with a friend if I couldnt have him. My friend thought he was too nice when she met him.....he asked me out anyway...not her. Tough luck for the bimbo..her loss, my gain!

Keep looking usaf, you will meet aomeone when you least expect it...I did. You seem to be a good catch too. I did.

I had just told my mom that I was throwing in the towel on the marriage thing. I had found out that an old friend of mine had just gotten married. We were childhood friends and had made a deal that if I hit 30 (he was 2 years younger) and was not married....we would get married. Kind of silly. We had this secret crush on each other from the age of 11 and 9...that lasted for years, but we were buddies and all.

I was 25 when he got married and I had just broken up with loser # 3 in my life...I thought that was it. i was ready to join a convent or start dating women,,at least they would understand my plite better. Then.... the love of my life with eyes as blue as the sky on a sunny day by the lake walks into my office. He took my breath away. The rest is history.

OK..enough of that.......more coffee.....then I have to iron some shirts for the love of my life.....

[Chiram]

I am happy with the way I am, I think that is why my husband noticed me..that and I was constantly flirting with him when I saw him and inviting him over for football and pizza. Its story time.....
He was a resident in the apt complex I worked for and resided in. It was against the rules to date residents...I thought he was so darn precious...I had to hook him up with a friend if I couldnt have him. My friend thought he was too nice when she met him.....he asked me out anyway...not her. Tough luck for the bimbo..her loss, my gain!

Keep looking usaf, you will meet aomeone when you least expect it...I did. You seem to be a good catch too. I did.

I had just told my mom that I was throwing in the towel on the marriage thing. I had found out that an old friend of mine had just gotten married. We were childhood friends and had made a deal that if I hit 30 (he was 2 years younger) and was not married....we would get married. Kind of silly. We had this secret crush on each other from the age of 11 and 9...that lasted for years, but we were buddies and all.

I was 25 when he got married and I had just broken up with loser # 3 in my life...I thought that was it. i was ready to join a convent or start dating women,,at least they would understand my plite better. Then.... the love of my life with eyes as blue as the sky on a sunny day by the lake walks into my office. He took my breath away. The rest is history.

OK..enough of that.......more coffee.....then I have to iron some shirts for the love of my life.....

I felt like saying something like this last night, but I didn't know how it would sound coming from me. I mean, would you really listen to a divorced, single guy that said that? LOL

[Styx]

I felt like saying something like this last night, but I didn't know how it would sound coming from me. I mean, would you really listen to a divorced, single guy that said that? LOL
You mean making a deal to get married with that special someone once you hit a certain age....wait it out.....
This guy I made the deal with divorced his 1st wife and is on wife #2.....they are doing well. He is a nice guy and is very handy around the house, like you sound...I have a feeling his 1st wife took him for a ride when she found a nice guy. He is more mature, has a better job in the same field he is was in when they met and a drop dead gorgeous 2nd wife...she is probably hitting herself in the head now. Bitch, she broke my friends heart.....

Keep it cool, play your cards right and this may blossom......stay friends, get to know each other well and then maybe one magical night...VIOLA!!!!!!! Let her know the wonderful friend you are before expecting the fairytale stuff to happen. Dont let her take advanatage of your kindess ...GOOD LUCK!

[Chiram]

You mean making a deal to get married with that special someone once you hit a certain age....wait it out.....
This guy I made the deal with divorced his 1st wife and is on wife #2.....they are doing well. He is a nice guy and is very handy around the house, like you sound...I have a feeling his 1st wife took him for a ride when she found a nice guy. He is more mature, has a better job in the same field he is was in when they met and a drop dead gorgeous 2nd wife...she is probably hitting herself in the head now. Bitch, she broke my friends heart.....

Keep it cool, play your cards right and this may blossom......stay friends, get to know each other well and then maybe one magical night...VIOLA!!!!!!! Let her know the wonderful friend you are before expecting the fairytale stuff to happen. Dont let her take advanatage of your kindess ...GOOD LUCK!

I don't think she's the type of person that would do that. She's a very special person. I have a hard time trusting people and I pretty much trusted her right off.

As for being handy, I like to consider myself so. I can cook, clean, do carpentry, weld, plumb, electrical work, yard work, concrete finishing...I could pretty much build a house myself. LOL

[Styx]

I don't think she's the type of person that would do that. She's a very special person. I have a hard time trusting people and I pretty much trusted her right off.

As for being handy, I like to consider myself so. I can cook, clean, do carpentry, weld, plumb, electrical work, yard work, concrete finishing...I could pretty much build a house myself. LOL

And you are a flirt, too......HMMMM......like I said before.....take it slow.

[Chiram]

And you are a flirt, too......HMMMM......like I said before.....take it slow.

LOL We are. We're starting off as friends. May stay that way, may go further. I don't know. Either way, it's nice to have someone to talk to. :)

[Styx]

LOL We are. We're starting off as friends. May stay that way, may go further. I don't know. Either way, it's nice to have someone to talk to. :)
Good luck anyway....it may blossom into something beyond that, but if it doesnt, at least you have another friend.

[Chiram]

Good luck anyway....it may blossom into something beyond that, but if it doesnt, at least you have another friend.

Another hell. Atleast I have A friend.

[Chiram]

Good morning... :)

Mornin' Steph. Bye everyone. I've got crap to do and I'm not gonna get it done sitting at the computer.

[Styx]

Hey sista steph...hows it hangin?????

[ASUMach1]

Mornin all! It's the first day of finals today, and just thought I would pop in and say hey. Ok off to the Marketing and Finance finals from hell! Have a great day everyone.

[Styx]

Mornin all! It's the first day of finals today, and just thought I would pop in and say hey. Ok off to the Marketing and Finance finals from hell! Have a great day everyone.

Morning...good luck!

[Styx]

not too bad..Me and hubby a bit testy right now...that sh#t stresses me out.
We haven't argued for awhile so i feel like this is a setback..

How are yoU?
Doing all right..just found out that plantar warts are caused by the same virus that cause genital warts.......thought of the jokes you would make and laughed my *** off.
Its a damn shame you live so far away...we would have so much fun together...being crude......saying totally tasteless things and making each other laugh...isnt that crummy? No crap...its crap....enough of the June Cleaver thing......

BTW, I dont think its a wart...its feels like a bone is out of whack......right where the foot meets the toe joint (tarsals ...metatarsals) Where the hell is Pro Writer when I need help.......he knows about this stuff.

Its not a damn wart I got playing footsie with some starngers boner...ok......

I have to go bathe my daughter; she decided she has dirty hair and needs to bathe...sounds good to me....now she is saying her ABC's...what a cutie!!!

[VeritasAequitas]

morning all...

[foxfyre]

Breasts..not boobies...I dont know...I cant stand that word......Boobies....a Boob is a moron..a breast is a beautiful part of the female anatomy created to entice or nurture.......you know!

Me too. Tits are okay; titties are not. I dunno why, but it's like fingernails on a chalkboard.

[foxfyre]

That stuff doesn't really bother me..My husband calls them fun bags..Yeah, he's more immature that I am.
I HATE slang words for vagina though... :mad:

Fun bags kind of makes me laugh... I picture young teenage boys ... Some slang for vagina I prefer to others... I prefer the "C" word to the "P" word. Unless I'm insulting someone... Then I call them a fukin' pu... :D

[foxfyre]

I'm sending you a CYBER-SLAP DC!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiii-yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

I got the other cheek... Hold still, DC

[Quopper]

Still entertaining the parents who are in town until tomorrow. Just stopped home for a minute to throw in a load of laundry and check my email. :rolleyes:
SWATCop
I think I am offended that you rolled your eyes, when you said you checked your e-mail! :o


(Sorry to those of you chatting, if I make the type big enough he will eventually find it!)

Oh and Good Morning!

[foxfyre]

now its all about there love life with the (Penis) whos blowing who :eek: :confused:

I can relate to love affairs with the (penis)... I'm not having one right now, but I can relate to that. :p

[foxfyre]

[B][SIZE=7][COLOR=Blue]
Oh and Good Morning!

Good morning...

[BaseballBabe]

Doing all right..just found out that plantar warts are caused by the same virus that cause genital warts.......thought of the jokes you would make and laughed my *** off.
Its a damn shame you live so far away...we would have so much fun together...being crude......saying totally tasteless things and making each other laugh...isnt that crummy? No crap...its crap....enough of the June Cleaver thing......

BTW, I dont think its a wart...its feels like a bone is out of whack......right where the foot meets the toe joint (tarsals ...metatarsals) Where the hell is Pro Writer when I need help.......he knows about this stuff.

Its not a damn wart I got playing footsie with some starngers boner...ok......

I have to go bathe my daughter; she decided she has dirty hair and needs to bathe...sounds good to me....now she is saying her ABC's...what a cutie!!!

Try using Windex ..... ;) :eek: Like in the movie " MY BIG FAT GREEK Wedding" where the father uses Windex to get rid of zits..OMG that is so hilarious!!! :D :D :D

[BaseballBabe]

Like what,snatch,twit,beaver,mossy jaws, :eek:


Oooo I hate those words!!!! So vile and disgusting. :eek:

[BaseballBabe]

Morning all....


I saw that you were all talking about the word "boobies" and I found an AV that said just that. So I took it down so I won't offend anyone. So now I am back to my sweet and cute lil ole legs or trucks. :p As usually back to being the "C" word.... yuck!!

[Styx]

Try using Windex ..... ;) :eek: Like in the movie " MY BIG FAT GREEK Wedding" where the father uses Windex to get rid of zits..OMG that is so hilarious!!! :D :D :D

I dont have warts....I have no idea why my foot hurts.........

[Styx]

Morning all....


I saw that you were all talking about the word "boobies" and I found an AV that said just that. So I took it down so I won't offend anyone. So now I am back to my sweet and cute lil ole legs or trucks. :p As usually back to being the "C" word.... yuck!!

I am not offended by the word...just dont like it...you did not have to change your AV........

[Quopper]

I dont have warts....I have no idea why my foot hurts.........
Styx - Honey how are you??

I feel like CRAP today - got any good humor at my expense you could throw my way?? :(

[BaseballBabe]

I am not offended by the word...just dont like it...you did not have to change your AV........


No its okay.... I was just in a "bad" mood last night. Felt like being "BAD" for once.... LMAO


Back to being cute ....bluck!!! :eek: :rolleyes:

[ecpd170]

Styx - Honey how are you??

I feel like CRAP today - got any good humor at my expense you could throw my way?? :(
hi q dont worry i am here i will make you feel all better ;)

[BaseballBabe]

Have a great weekend all...

Tomorrow morning, I am leaving for our condo in Tahoe City. I will have my laptop with me. But will alao be working out. I am taking my yoga mat,my free weights,swimsuit (praying for some sun). Plus, its my folks 39th Anniversary and Mother's Day. So for Mom's day I booked 3 tickets for the Mother's Sunday Brunch Cruise.


I'll see you all later when I return on Monday if I do not get online while I am up there.


Happy Cinco de Mayo! ;) :p More Margaritas!!!

Bye bye

[Quopper]

hi q dont worry i am here i will make you feel all better ;)
I feel better just seeing your name pop up! Needless to say having you on cam! :D

What's up for the day Lover Boy?

[Buttercup]

Hello everyone, well I certainly stopped in on an interesting conversation :)

[ecpd170]

I feel better just seeing your name pop up! Needless to say having you on cam! :D

What's up for the day Lover Boy?
well you see me on the cam i will show you whats up for the day

[Buttercup]

What do you mean by (C) word? :confused:


By the way, this is what I was referring to.....

[Quopper]

well you see me on the cam i will show you whats up for the day
Okay - I'm going to go look rigjht now!! :eek: But you have to promise to wear that outfit you had on for me yesterday! :D

Howdy Buttercup

[ecpd170]

Okay - I'm going to go look rigjht now!! :eek: But you have to promise to wear that outfit you had on for me yesterday! :D

Howdy Buttercup
oh you really want me to wear that. I know that was some sexy sh*t :D

[Buttercup]

Okay - I'm going to go look rigjht now!! :eek: But you have to promise to wear that outfit you had on for me yesterday! :D

Howdy Buttercup


Hi Quopper, how's it going?

[Quopper]

oh you really want me to wear that. I know that was some sexy sh*t :D
WAY SEXY!! :eek: I just have this thing about guys wearing feathers! :D
Do it again Lover Boy!

[Buttercup]

Referring to what you got me on this one :confused:


When I sent my first post, it was while you guys were discussing, er, slang names for body parts...I posted immediately after reading the "C" word reference... :)

[ecpd170]

WAY SEXY!! :eek: I just have this thing about guys wearing feathers! :D
Do it again Lover Boy!
oh yeah i think i will have to get naked and wear only that for you :D

[Buttercup]

oh yeah i think i will have to get naked and wear only that for you :D


sigh..I am so jealous right now.... :) I've just GOT to make some more friends in here... :D :D

[ecpd170]

sigh..I am so jealous right now.... :) I've just GOT to make some more friends in here... :D :D
oh yeah i wouldnt be i think if she keeps watching me she is going to go blind you should feel lucky

[Quopper]

oh yeah i think i will have to get naked and wear only that for you :D
LOL! With all those feathers I might lose track of, oh wait nevermind, it's so small we lose track of it anyway!!

HONK LOVER BOY!

Buttercup - I feel like crap today, I need sleep, or coffee, or just someone to basically pamper me right now! :(

[ecpd170]

LOL! With all those feathers I might lose track of, oh wait nevermind, it's so small we lose track of it anyway!!

HONK LOVER BOY!

Buttercup - I feel like crap today, I need sleep, or coffee, or just someone to basically pamper me right now! :(
sure you say that now but you didnt say that last time we well never mind

[Buttercup]

oh yeah i wouldnt be i think if she keeps watching me she is going to go blind you should feel lucky


LOL, after she goes blind there won't be anyone to watch - what will you do? :D

[ecpd170]

LOL, after she goes blind there won't be anyone to watch - what will you do? :D
i will make TK go blind and then i can shut it off my job is done then

see i told you i was making her go blind she shut it off :D

[Buttercup]

Buttercup - I feel like crap today, I need sleep, or coffee, or just someone to basically pamper me right now! :([/QUOTE]


Well, ecpd seems to be taking care of you a little bit :) . The sleep and coffee together will be counterproductive, unless you have decaf. Do you have time to do the relax-in-the-tub-with-candles things for a while this afternoon? That's a self-pampering activity, if there's no one around to pamper you. :(

[ecpd170]

Buttercup - I feel like crap today, I need sleep, or coffee, or just someone to basically pamper me right now! :(


Well, ecpd seems to be taking care of you a little bit :) . The sleep and coffee together will be counterproductive, unless you have decaf. Do you have time to do the relax-in-the-tub-with-candles things for a while this afternoon? That's a self-pampering activity, if there's no one around to pamper you. :([/QUOTE]


i will be i am the one who is going to wash her back and well i will stop here ;)

[Buttercup]

Today was my first post about slang names Iam sorry that you find offensive ,When I had the sex Talk with my two stepchildren I covered every area even those slang names for Penis & Vagina that they would learn on the streets or from others.I even covered the STD (Sexual Transmitted Disease) they you could get with unprotected sex,I advise them both to wait until marriage,I looked them straight in the eye Do you want a has been that everybody else has had.Hold onto your virginity for as long as you can once you lose it you can't ever get it back,Don't be like everybody else.Choose to be different.


I wasn't offended at all. And that's great advice. :)

[ecpd170]

Today was my first post about slang names Iam sorry that you find offensive ,When I had the sex Talk with my two stepchildren I covered every area even those slang names for Penis & Vagina that they would learn on the streets or from others.I even covered the STD (Sexual Transmitted Disease) they you could get with unprotected sex,I advise them both to wait until marriage,I looked them straight in the eye Do you want a has been that everybody else has had.Hold onto your virginity for as long as you can once you lose it you can't ever get it back,Don't be like everybody else.Choose to be different.


well i hope it works i have a while before i have that talk thank god

[Quopper]

i will make TK go blind and then i can shut it off my job is done then

see i told you i was making her go blind she shut it off :D
DORK! You know why I shut it off - I get to "disturbed" if I watch you for too long! ;)

Hey I forgot to tell you that I am wearing YOUR shirt today!! So, how does it feel to be plastered all over my chest?? :D

[Chiram]

I tell ya, I come in on the tail end of some weird crap sometimes.

I'm back.

[Buttercup]

Well, ecpd seems to be taking care of you a little bit :) . The sleep and coffee together will be counterproductive, unless you have decaf. Do you have time to do the relax-in-the-tub-with-candles things for a while this afternoon? That's a self-pampering activity, if there's no one around to pamper you. :(


i will be i am the one who is going to wash her back and well i will stop here ;)[/QUOTE]


Then, Quopper, you should start feel a little better, ecpd has kindly volunteered to wash your back...... :)

[Buttercup]

I tell ya, I come in on the tail end of some weird crap sometimes.

I'm back.


Hello, Chiram :)

[Quopper]

i will be i am the one who is going to wash her back and well i will stop here ;)


Then, Quopper, you should start feel a little better, ecpd has kindly volunteered to wash your back...... :)[/QUOTE]
Oh WOW! I missed that- too bad he is 1760 miles away! :(

[Chiram]

Hello, Chiram :)

Howdy ma'am.

[ecpd170]

DORK! You know why I shut it off - I get to "disturbed" if I watch you for too long! ;)

Hey I forgot to tell you that I am wearing YOUR shirt today!! So, how does it feel to be plastered all over my chest?? :D


oh theres no place i would rather be then on your chest and i wish you would stop wearing my clothes you always leave stains in them

[Chiram]

MSN's being awefully bitchy with me today. I think it doesn't like me for some reason.

[Styx]

Styx - Honey how are you??

I feel like CRAP today - got any good humor at my expense you could throw my way?? :(
Well, my foot hurts and Steh says I have a plantars wart on it from masterbating with my foot.....thats about it!


My daughter is in her best psycho toddler mode today......I needed to run some errands involving buying coffee, but she is making it pretty difficult for me to do anything........so I am ignoring her until she clams down.

[Quopper]

oh theres no place i would rather be then on your chest and i wish you would stop wearing my clothes you always leave stains in them
But I like your clothes!! You gave them to me! Or did I steal them?? :D

[Buttercup]

MSN's being awefully bitchy with me today. I think it doesn't like me for some reason.

But I thought that everyone liked you... :)

[Quopper]

Well, my foot hurts and Steh says I have a plantars wart on it from masterbating with my foot.....thats about it!


My daughter is in her best psycho toddler mode today......I needed to run some errands involving buying coffee, but she is making it pretty difficult for me to do anything........so I am ignoring her until she clams down.
Funny - I know how your daughter feels - I frequently get ignored until I calm down!!!

Hey and quit using your foot, man that has to be an uncomfortable position! :D

[ecpd170]

But I like your clothes!! You gave them to me! Or did I steal them?? :D
you stole them from me while i was in the shower
you know that

[Chiram]

But I thought that everyone liked you... :)

ROFLMMFAO!!!!!! That's the funniest thing I've heard in a LONG time! ;) :p :D

[Styx]

What part of your foot hurts explain your symptoms maybe I can help I have a Harrisons Eigth Addition Internal Medicine Book.
Well......the ball of my foot ....under the second toe. When I press it, I can feel a hard bump, like a bone...its does not move. It is easier to feel if i flex my toes up. It feels like it is located where the foot is joined with the toes (tarsals /metatarsals) There is no outer bump..... I can see..I can only feel it . It hurts mostly when I walk, but it is uncomfortable at rest, as well. The lateral portion of my second toe has hurt me for sometime and I just thought it was arthritis......

Thats it.....I have high arches and over compensate on the affected side when my old knee injury on the other leg is acting up...years and yars of that has done some damage to my good leg......we know that already....

[Buttercup]

ROFLMMFAO!!!!!! That's the funniest thing I've heard in a LONG time! ;) :p :D


Glad that I could bring a little joy to your day...

[Quopper]

you stole them from me while i was in the shower
you know that
Well next time take me in the shower with you and I won't have to steal your clothes! :D

[Chiram]

Glad that I could bring a little joy to your day...

LOL I just find it's funny that someone would say that about me. Some people get along with me and most of them like me. But more often than not, I'm hated simply because of how I act.

[ecpd170]

Well next time take me in the shower with you and I won't have to steal your clothes! :D
yeah i would but you know i dont like it in the shower well i guess if i want to keep my clothes i am going to have to ok i will next time

[ArcticCat20]

Howdy, howdy all! Just thought I'd drop in and see what was going on in here today. Looks like everything is running as usual. ;)

[Chiram]

Howdy, howdy all! Just thought I'd drop in and see what was going on in here today. Looks like everything is running as usual. ;)

Howdy ArticCat

[Styx]

LOL I just find it's funny that someone would say that about me. Some people get along with me and most of them like me. But more often than not, I'm hated simply because of how I act.

Really? You seem just fine ..forum personality wise......oh well

[Buttercup]

Howdy, howdy all! Just thought I'd drop in and see what was going on in here today. Looks like everything is running as usual. ;)


Hi Arctic Cat..

[Chiram]

Really? You seem just fine ..forum personality wise......oh well

This is what I act like under normal circumstances! But most people (especially people that haven't known me long) are always like "Are you a cop? You act just like a cop. I don't trust you. You're a damn cop."

[Buttercup]

Really? You seem just fine ..forum personality wise......oh well


I agree with Styx, your forum personality seems just fine...