Chat, chat, chat, chat, chat....

[Chiram]

*beep beep* Coming through...

Sorry, just never felt completely comfortable posting in here, but here I am. Hi everyone. :)

[SWATcop]

good thanks kind of wet though rained most of the weekend, worked on the house for a while
I'm off this week while my parents are in town and I've been having an absolute blast. Eating like a pig, drinking like a fish, out on the boat, you name it. In fact, I'm just about to leave to go pick them up and take them to breakfast, so have a good one! If you happen to be on later and Quopper is around, cyber-slap her *** for me!!! :D

[realluke]

*beep beep* Coming through...

Sorry, just never felt completely comfortable posting in here, but here I am. Hi everyone. :)
hiya chiram welcome to the site

[realluke]

I'm off this week while my parents are in town and I've been having an absolute blast. Eating like a pig, drinking like a fish, out on the boat, you name it. In fact, I'm just about to leave to go pick them up and take them to breakfast, so have a good one! If you happen to be on later and Quopper is around, cyber-slap her *** for me!!! :D
cool Swat have a great week and yes ill take care of Q for ya buddy, have one for me

[Quopper]

If you happen to be on later and Quopper is around, cyber-slap her *** for me!!! :D
I tell you, isn't he just the sweetest person you could ever imagine meeting! :rolleyes:

I will just assume that my *** has been cyber-slapped, so no one needs to carry through with that!

He has a big ego to assume that I have missed him! :D (actually just the truth, but why would I want to admit that to him! ;) )


MORNING ANYONE!

[ecpd170]

I tell you, isn't he just the sweetest person you could ever imagine meeting! :rolleyes:

I will just assume that my *** has been cyber-slapped, so no one needs to carry through with that!

He has a big ego to assume that I have missed him! :D (actually just the truth, but why would I want to admit that to him! ;) )


MORNING ANYONE!

well i would slap your *** q but my hand still hurts from last night doing it ;)

[Quopper]

well i would slap your *** q but my hand still hurts from last night doing it ;)
Yeah my *** still hurts too! ;) Next time be a little more gentle with your slaps! :D

[ecpd170]

Yeah my *** still hurts too! ;) Next time be a little more gentle with your slaps! :D
well i will try but i cant promise anything you know how i get when well never mind ;) ;)

[Quopper]

well i will try but i cant promise anything you know how i get when well never mind ;) ;)
Yeah I understand how you get, I like you that way! ;)

[ecpd170]

Yeah I understand how you get, I like you that way! ;)
oh and by the way do you want your HALO back i forgot it at tk house so you have to get it from her

[Quopper]

oh and by the way do you want your HALO back i forgot it at tk house so you have to get it from her
Nah - no need to get it back she's allowed to keep my sloppy seconds! :D

[TXLady]

Good morning everyone! Just stoping by to say hello.

[Quopper]

Good morning everyone! Just stoping by to say hello.
Hi Honey! I hope you are adjusting to being back at work today!

[BaseballBabe]

Morning everyone....


I have a question for anyone. What does it feel like when you get tazed?I am not worried about it. I just want to know. I am prepared to go through whatever the CHP and any other pd's put me thru. If this is what I have to do to become a Police Officer then I want to do it. Thank you..

I had a nice walk/run yesterday on the beach. Today, I am going to do the same but after work.

[TXLady]

Hi Honey! I hope you are adjusting to being back at work today!

No! I don't like it! :( How are you this morning and sweet little ecpd?

[Quopper]

Morning everyone....


I have a question for anyone. What does it feel like when you get tazed?I am not worried about it. I just want to know. I am prepared to go through whatever the CHP and any other pd's put me thru. If this is what I have to do to become a Police Officer then I want to do it. Thank you..

I had a nice walk/run yesterday on the beach. Today, I am going to do the same but after work.
All of your muscles constrict, you can't move, you feel pain going through the area of the body that is being tazed. I had one prong on my right shoulder, and one prong on my left rear hip, so the area in between that completes the "electrical" circle was burning and extremely painful, but you can't do anything about it. In my academy they had two other cadets hold each elbow so they could lower me to the ground since your muscles are all constricted you will typically fall.

Being tazed hurts like bloody hell, there is no easy way to say it. The mind and the body become one with the pain and you feel it everywhere even though the current is only in the areas between the prongs. I had blisters and sores in the two spots that I was pronged, they lasted for about 2 weeks.

I also was dumb enough to sit in the half circle and hold hands with other cadets. The prongs were on each shoulder of the end people, and the current went up the hand, arm, across shoulders, back and chest then down the other arm and out the other hand. THIS SUCKED!! My hands were shaking uncontrollably for several minutes after it was over.

However, I would do it all again to avoid being hit with OC ever again!

[Quopper]

No! I don't like it! :( How are you this morning and sweet little ecpd?
I'm okay this am - nothing too exciting going on! :( ;)

Little ecpd left us! Said he was bored with the O.com women and was going to go find some O.com guys to play with! :eek: :D (HONK - HONK!)

[TXLady]

I'm okay this am - nothing too exciting going on! :( ;)

Little ecpd left us! Said he was bored with the O.com women and was going to go find some O.com guys to play with! :eek: :D (HONK - HONK!)

I'll save my comments to ecpd for the next time I run over him with an 18 wheeler. Gotta run. Quopper, stir up some excitement or something! ;)

[BaseballBabe]

All of your muscles constrict, you can't move, you feel pain going through the area of the body that is being tazed. I had one prong on my right shoulder, and one prong on my left rear hip, so the area in between that completes the "electrical" circle was burning and extremely painful, but you can't do anything about it. In my academy they had two other cadets hold each elbow so they could lower me to the ground since your muscles are all constricted you will typically fall.

Being tazed hurts like bloody hell, there is no easy way to say it. The mind and the body become one with the pain and you feel it everywhere even though the current is only in the areas between the prongs. I had blisters and sores in the two spots that I was pronged, they lasted for about 2 weeks.

I also was dumb enough to sit in the half circle and hold hands with other cadets. The prongs were on each shoulder of the end people, and the current went up the hand, arm, across shoulders, back and chest then down the other arm and out the other hand. THIS SUCKED!! My hands were shaking uncontrollably for several minutes after it was over.

However, I would do it all again to avoid being hit with OC ever again!

Thank you for the insite to that. I figured it would hurt like hell!. It has to to put the criminals down. If this is what I have to do to become a Police Officer. I am willing to do it.

Thanks...

[Quopper]

Thank you for the insite to that. I figured it would hurt like hell!. It has to to put the criminals down. If this is what I have to do to become a Police Officer. I am willing to do it.

Thanks...
In the big picture it is 5 seconds - in my case a total of 8 seconds - of my life and I can handle almost anything for 5-8 seconds!

Good Luck

[BaseballBabe]

In the big picture it is 5 seconds - in my case a total of 8 seconds - of my life and I can handle almost anything for 5-8 seconds!

Good Luck


Well if going thru the 5 seconds can save my life then I am willing to risk taking the pain. Now I am wondering about the OC spray too. I wear lens and I am curious if anyone has gone thru it while wearing contact lens.

[ecpd170]

In the big picture it is 5 seconds - in my case a total of 8 seconds - of my life and I can handle almost anything for 5-8 seconds!

Good Luck
oh i know you can ;)

[ecpd170]

Well if going thru the 5 seconds can save my life then I am willing to risk taking the pain. Now I am wondering about the OC spray too. I wear lens and I am curious if anyone has gone thru it while wearing contact lens.
they make you take them out so dont worry about that and the oc spray isnt bad i thought it was kind of fun i have been sprayed a few time had fun each time its nothing dont worry :D

[TeayotaSoupra]

I get sprayed on the 16th :( Going to get glasses and wear them though.. can't imagen trying to put contacts in that day (I can't see a damn thing without them)


hey.. you normally work with the same people everytime right?
I'm trying to find the group that I was with during the ride along.. suppose to be working today but I just saw a female officer who doesn't work with them.. guessing they're working night..

[TeayotaSoupra]

they make you take them out so dont worry about that and the oc spray isnt bad i thought it was kind of fun i have been sprayed a few time had fun each time its nothing dont worry :D
:eek: You damn freak ;)

[Quopper]

:eek: You damn freak ;)
Actually he is a DAMN DORK! :D

[TeayotaSoupra]

Actually he is a DAMN DORK! :D
lol I can see him now "can I have another sir?"

[Quopper]

lol I can see him now "can I have another sir?"
I swear on my life - HE WOULD!! :eek:

[ecpd170]

:eek: You damn freak ;)
how m i a freak i got sprayed so many times i am use to it either from some one else or myself i want to make sure i can defend myself if i were sprayed on the street and yes i have heard i am a freak for that and other things and if you want to know the other things ask Q

[ecpd170]

I swear on my life - HE WOULD!! :eek:
i have shut up i hate you Q ;) i am getting picked on where is my tk when i need her

[Quopper]

i have shut up i hate you Q ;) i am getting picked on where is my tk when i need her
You LOVE me Lover Boy!! ;) And you know it!! ;)

[TeayotaSoupra]

lol aww

I'm hoping i'll be ok with it all.. considering i'm one of those idiots who always wears her contacs and never takes them out.. My dad said it feels like when you get something under your contact.. and or like your eyes itch (happens to me a lot) In that case it wont hurt.. just annoy the hell out of me..


Damn I need to go out and enjoy this weather.. tops off the car.. wanna find some good place to take pics but I feel odd having people watch me take pics of a car.. hah

[Quopper]

lol aww

I'm hoping i'll be ok with it all.. considering i'm one of those idiots who always wears her contacs and never takes them out.. My dad said it feels like when you get something under your contact.. and or like your eyes itch (happens to me a lot) In that case it wont hurt.. just annoy the hell out of me..


Damn I need to go out and enjoy this weather.. tops off the car.. wanna find some good place to take pics but I feel odd having people watch me take pics of a car.. hah
It feels a hell of a lot worse than just getting something under you contact! It burns like a Mother F'er, not only your eye but any skin that had contact, and your nasal cavity from breathing when you are hit. Don't let anyone fool you into believeing it just goes away or feels like an itch!

[ecpd170]

lol aww

I'm hoping i'll be ok with it all.. considering i'm one of those idiots who always wears her contacs and never takes them out.. My dad said it feels like when you get something under your contact.. and or like your eyes itch (happens to me a lot) In that case it wont hurt.. just annoy the hell out of me..


Damn I need to go out and enjoy this weather.. tops off the car.. wanna find some good place to take pics but I feel odd having people watch me take pics of a car.. hah


it burns but it isnt anything the biggest thing is not to panic when they do it and you dont wear your contacts after they do it just rinse your face off and stand in a air conditioned room or in front of a fan youll be fine just dont worry about it

[TeayotaSoupra]

it burns but it isnt anything the biggest thing is not to panic when they do it and you dont wear your contacts after they do it just rinse your face off and stand in a air conditioned room or in front of a fan youll be fine just dont worry about it
Yea.. was told the air will make it go away. but you'll feel it for about 45 min.. i'm still not wanting it done lol but it's good to do.
This sat we get to beat the crap out of each other :D hopefully my shoulder gets better or i'm going to be in some hard core pain.

[ecpd170]

Yea.. was told the air will make it go away. but you'll feel it for about 45 min.. i'm still not wanting it done lol but it's good to do.
This sat we get to beat the crap out of each other :D hopefully my shoulder gets better or i'm going to be in some hard core pain.
really dont worry about it i thought getting sprayed was the best part of the academy it hurts and it goes away just dont use any creams on your face for a day and no soap with oils in it that will trap it

[TeayotaSoupra]

really dont worry about it i thought getting sprayed was the best part of the academy it hurts and it goes away just dont use any creams on your face for a day and no soap with oils in it that will trap it
lol you are a freaky lil guy arn't you?
The BBQs are the best part ;)

[ecpd170]

lol you are a freaky lil guy arn't you?
The BBQs are the best part ;)
what is bbq :confused:

so what if i am a little bit of a freak it makes Q smile lol :D

[Quopper]

what is bbq :confused:

so what if i am a little bit of a freak it makes Q smile lol :D
He's right!! I have never smiled so much in my life! At his expense of course! :D

[ecpd170]

Hey..Just jumping in here..
What's going on?
hey whats up hows your day so far mine sucks q wont stop talking to me she must think i like her

[Quopper]

hey whats up hows your day so far mine sucks q wont stop talking to me she must think i like her
Oh no honey - I know you LOVE when I move my mouth! :eek: :D

[ecpd170]

Oh no honey - I know you LOVE when I move my mouth! :eek: :D
oh you know i do now shake that ;)

[ecpd170]

Hi everyone, this is my first time posting on this thread. I'm not quite sure where this is going to lead, this thread has been everywhere (and I mean everywhere :eek: ) which is why I like it so much. :D Okay, here goes...I''m jumpin in, holding on, and hope to enjoy the ride :cool: .
well if you are waiting to enjoy the ride i hope you have your hazmat suit for Q and the ride kind of sucks :D

[DaveinUtah]

Hi everyone, this is my first time posting on this thread. I'm not quite sure where this is going to lead, this thread has been everywhere (and I mean everywhere :eek: ) which is why I like it so much. :D Okay, here goes...I''m jumpin in, holding on, and hope to enjoy the ride :cool: .

I have read through this thread a few times and have wondered if I should also "jump in" and start posting. Wasn't sure if it was more a "close knit" type of thread where only certain posters interact with each other. But, with over 15,000 posts, it sure is a popular one ;)

[Quopper]

well if you are waiting to enjoy the ride i hope you have your hazmat suit for Q and the ride kind of sucks :D
The ride only sucked because the driver WAS bad! :eek:

[ecpd170]

I have read through this thread a few times and have wondered if I should also "jump in" and start posting. Wasn't sure if it was more a "close knit" type of thread where only certain posters interact with each other. But, with over 15,000 posts, it sure is a popular one ;)
were are all close knit but nobody ever gets to close to Q with out a hazmat suit ;)

[Quopper]

I have read through this thread a few times and have wondered if I should also "jump in" and start posting. Wasn't sure if it was more a "close knit" type of thread where only certain posters interact with each other. But, with over 15,000 posts, it sure is a popular one ;)
We aren't close knit! We actually all HATE each other! :D

Unless of course SWATcop jumps in with me, then it is pure unadulterated LUST!

And with ecpd it is pure unadulterated, well everything is unadulterated, since he is so little! :D

[ecpd170]

The ride only sucked because the driver WAS bad! :eek:
and the driver was bad cause he was falling asleep

[Quopper]

were are all close knit but nobody ever gets to close to Q with out a hazmat suit ;)
YOU SUCK!!! The only reason you wear a hazmat suit is because you are afraid to let me see how LITTLE you are! :D

[DaveinUtah]

Well, even if I don't post on here, there seems to be a lot going on in this thread for me to just sit back and enjoy lurking ;)

[Quopper]

Well, even if I don't post on here, there seems to be a lot going on in this thread for me to just sit back and enjoy lurking ;)
Don't lurk Dave - Jump In! Contrary to what everyone says, I DO NOT BITE! (Well sometimes I do, but only playfully!) :D

[DaveinUtah]

Don't lurk Dave - Jump In! Contrary to what everyone says, I DO NOT BITE! (Well sometimes I do, but only playfully!) :D


Hey, there is NOTHING wrong with a little nibble here and there. :)

[Quopper]

Hey, there is NOTHING wrong with a little nibble here and there. :)
OH GOOD!!! I thought I might have been doing something wrong! ;)

[ecpd170]

OH GOOD!!! I thought I might have been doing something wrong! ;)
Yeah you are a little nibble is different from a huge chunk of meat you animal and dave remember no matter what she tells you wear your hazmat suit

And steph thanks for informing us I hope it goes away soon

[ecpd170]

you people have a good one i am out of here be safe and if you play with Q remember wear your hazmat suits

[DaveinUtah]

Seriously, has anyone ever been to Cedar Pointe Amusement Park. They have THE best roller costers!

One of the best parks I have been to. First time I went was about 20 years ago, back when they had the corkscrew and Gemini.(Not sure if they still have them.) I haven't been since they got the "top fuel dragster" coaster, but I have heard it is INTENSE. 0-120 MPH in less than 4 seconds. Then, a 420' climb along with a 420' drop. Here is a link to it. Crazy.

http://www.topthrilldragster.com/public/inside_park/rides/thrill/ttd/specs/index.cfm

[TXLady]

OK, everyone up against the wall. This is the Chat Police. :D

[TXLady]

WOW and if you didn't have heart trouble before the ride you certainly will after :eek: ! Metaphorically speaking, this is a good representation of how this particular thread goes :D and yes the corkscrew and Gemini are both still there as well as the the old wooden one (I can't remember the name, too many coaster rides :cool: ).


HeyCJ, you must be new and don't realize that I conduct these searches regularly. Up against the wall. :D

[TXLady]

It's not nice to ignore the Chat Police. Just ask ecpd. :eek:

[DaveinUtah]

It's not nice to ignore the Chat Police. Just ask ecpd. :eek:

I guess "the right to remain silent" doesn't apply here :D

[TXLady]

I guess "the right to remain silent" doesn't apply here :D

Nope. I've got my own set of rules. You're new too. I'll have to brief you later. Gotta run. :p

[Quopper]

HeyCJ, you must be new and don't realize that I conduct these searches regularly. Up against the wall. :D
DAMN TX! I might have to start borrowing that particular line from you! ;)

ENOUGH with the HazMat suits, I have no diseases, I am just a sweet, innocent woman looking for her halo!! :D

[TXLady]

Oh good, I'm glad you're here. Can I take off this hazmat suit now :p ? BTW I was hoping to chat with you, I've read many of your posts and may I say...you really know your stuff! Any suggestions on how a women can stay safe in here :cool: ?

NEVER take off your HazMat suit!!! :D :eek:

[TXLady]

DAMN TX! I might have to start borrowing that particular line from you! ;)

ENOUGH with the HazMat suits, I have no diseases, I am just a sweet, innocent woman looking for her halo!! :D

There are funguses that we have not even identified yet. Don't take a chance!! :eek: :p :D

[TXLady]

Okay I'll bite. ecpd what happens :confused:


He won't come out when I'm around. He's too afraid. Poor little guy. :rolleyes:

[DaveinUtah]

Nope. I've got my own set of rules. You're new too. I'll have to brief you later. Gotta run. :p


I look forward to it. ;)

[DaveinUtah]

Okay I'll bite. ecpd what happens :confused:

Another biter? :D

[TXLady]

Gotta run. This is a big thread and a big job. Catch you all later.

TXLady, Chief, Chat Police :cool:

[TXLady]

Another biter? :D

Nope, Quopper's the only one that files her teeth to points. :D

[tk0727]

you people have a good one i am out of here be safe and if you play with Q remember wear your hazmat suits

Dude! You're so wrong! If Q and I were so bad, you wouldn't play with us every day! :o

[Quopper]

There are funguses that we have not even identified yet. Don't take a chance!! :eek: :p :D
TX - I can't believe you threw me! The gloves are off now little sweet Texas Lady! :D

[foxfyre]

besides when the two of you are not on its boring as being at the library ;)

HEY!!! Just this morning I had to convince a young juvenile delinquent that we do NOT have any books on how to build a taser. He didn't believe me, until I told him that just yesterday, I was looking for that very book, so I could make my own. He then proceeded to tell me in great detail how to do so. Yes, I was afraid. Very afraid... :D

[Quopper]

Quopper, you too are one of my hero's and I DO NOT want to know how the HazMat suit got started :eek: It may spoil the image ;) .
Why Thank You HeyCJ!! It is best NOT to ask about the HazMat suit!! ;)

I am really a nice, caring, loving person until someone attacks one of my cubs, or tries to steal my MAN! :D

HEY TK!! How are ya honey??

[tk0727]

Why Thank You HeyCJ!! It is best NOT to ask about the HazMat suit!! ;)

I am really a nice, caring, loving person until someone attacks one of my cubs, or tries to steal my MAN! :D

HEY TK!! How are ya honey??


Good.. Looks like you've been getting thrown under the bus today.. I might just have to break that Donkey.. and TXLady! damn.. what's become of her? She used to be so sweet an innocent!

[tk0727]

Yep, I'm a newbe...I did ask to be treated gently in the introduction thread :D . However, I can see that's not going to happen here :eek: , time to toughen up!

Oh no honey, we're not gentle on anyone in here! Watch out for the bus!

[usafcop64528]

Hey anyone on???

[Quopper]

Oh no honey, we're not gentle on anyone in here! Watch out for the bus!
Yep - no gentleness allowed!! :D

Oh TK honey!!! The hotel is on the beach, facing the water, walking distance to the bar, two beds AND a fold out couch!!! :eek: :D

[usafcop64528]

Yep - no gentleness allowed!! :D

Oh TK honey!!! The hotel is on the beach, facing the water, walking distance to the bar, two beds AND a fold out couch!!! :eek: :D
Are ya sure you don't have room for me??? Please???

[Quopper]

Are ya sure you don't have room for me??? Please???
Nope SORRY!! We are being selfish and only allowing the two of us!!! :D

[tk0727]

Nope SORRY!! We are being selfish and only allowing the two of us!!! :D



Yep.. We're being selfish for the week! :D

[Quopper]

Yep.. We're being selfish for the week! :D
Unless of course we accidentally run into what's his name! :D

[TXLady]

Quopper, I swear that wasn't me. Some one came into my office, tied me up and started posting using MY user name. I couldn't stop them! I tried, I swear! :eek:

[tk0727]

Unless of course we accidentally run into what's his name! :D


NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO wait a minute! If I can't have any, YOU can't have any! :p

[Quopper]

Quopper, I swear that wasn't me. Some one came into my office, tied me up and started posting using MY user name. I couldn't stop them! I tried, I swear! :eek:
Yeah - sure - right.........


TK - HE SAID HE HAS A FRIEND!! PLEASE HONEY, PLEASE, LET ME, LET ME, LET ME, PPPPLLLLLEEEEAAASSSEEEEE...........

[tk0727]

Yeah - sure - right.........


TK - HE SAID HE HAS A FRIEND!! PLEASE HONEY, PLEASE, LET ME, LET ME, LET ME, PPPPLLLLLEEEEAAASSSEEEEE...........


We'll see what the friend is like. :D

[TXLady]

Health Alert!!!

We have determined that the fungus originated in Colorado somewhere and we suspect that it may spead to Florida some time in mid-June. :eek:

[Quopper]

We'll see what the friend is like. :D
Give me your order - I have 40 days to get your exact specifications! :D

My exact specification will already be waiting for me! :eek: ;)

[usafcop64528]

Nope SORRY!! We are being selfish and only allowing the two of us!!! :D
Oh well :mad: I'll just have to visit TK without you Quopper.

[tk0727]

Give me your order - I have 40 days to get your exact specifications! :D

My exact specification will already be waiting for me! :eek: ;)


Ok... you know the specifications! I showed you almost perfect last night! LOL :D

[Quopper]

Health Alert!!!

We have determined that the fungus originated in Colorado somewhere and we suspect that it may spead to Florida some time in mid-June. :eek:
Actually my information said it started in the DFW area of Texas and is spreading by IM's, Chats and e-mails!

[Quopper]

Oh well :mad: I'll just have to visit TK without you Quopper.
That's okay - I'm spending 10 nights and 11 days with her, WITHOUT you! :D

[TXLady]

Actually my information said it started in the DFW area of Texas and is spreading by IM's, Chats and e-mails!

Nope, fungus doesn't spread over the internet. Possibly a virus. :D

[tk0727]

That's okay - I'm spending 10 nights and 11 days with her, WITHOUT you! :D



Besides. We can't take ANYONE with us. We don't take sand to the beach :D

[realluke]

hiya TXLady, Quopper ,usafcop and all how yall doing

[realluke]

and tk opps sorry

[TXLady]

hiya TXLady, Quopper ,usafcop and all how yall doing

Realluke! Always a pleasure to see you. Hugs. :)

[realluke]

Realluke! Always a pleasure to see you. Hugs. :)
you to hugs back at ya :D

[TXLady]

you to hugs back at ya :D

Working hard today or are you already off? :)

[tk0727]

Hi Realluke! Thanks for the hugs.. I like hugs!

But I gotta get movin today.. I'll talk to ya'll later

[usafcop64528]

That's okay - I'm spending 10 nights and 11 days with her, WITHOUT you! :D
See below post

[realluke]

Working hard today or are you already off? :)
off today but i worked in the yard spreading dirt, so im a bit sore

[usafcop64528]

That's okay - I'm spending 10 nights and 11 days with her, WITHOUT you! :D
Fine be that way.



I'm jealous

[TXLady]

off today but i worked in the yard spreading dirt, so im a bit sore

That IS hard work. Hope you're relaxing now with a beer. ;)

[Quopper]

Besides. We can't take ANYONE with us. We don't take sand to the beach :D
YEP! There will be PLENTY of sand at the beach for me!! :D

Hey realluke - I guess I am ready for my *** to be cyber-slapped, whenever you are! :D

[TXLady]

Oh! I can't watch! Time for me to go! Luke, I had no idea. :eek:

[realluke]

That IS hard work. Hope you're relaxing now with a beer. ;)
yea im relaxing with a fee beers here is one for ya cheers

[realluke]

YEP! There will be PLENTY of sand at the beach for me!! :D

Hey realluke - I guess I am ready for my *** to be cyber-slapped, whenever you are! :D
i dont do that your to nice of a lady Quopper :D

[Quopper]

Oh! I can't watch! Time for me to go! Luke, I had no idea. :eek:
TX - did you miss SWATcop's post this am telling realluke to cyber-slap my *** for him??? :eek:

[SWATcop]

TX - did you miss SWATcop's post this am telling realluke to cyber-slap my *** for him??? :eek:
Yeah - AND???

[TXLady]

TX - did you miss SWATcop's post this am telling realluke to cyber-slap my *** for him??? :eek:

I surely did miss that! :D

[Quopper]

i dont do that your to nice of a lady Quopper :D
WOW!! You think I am a nice lady??? Holy Crap - I didn't think anyone thought that! :eek: :D

[TXLady]

i dont do that your to nice of a lady Quopper :D

Luke, my faith in your is restored. ;)

[Quopper]

Yeah - AND???
So - you going to do it yourself now, SEXY?? ;)

BTW - I just booked a great little hotel in Florida! :eek:

[realluke]

Luke, my faith in your is restored. ;)
thank you TXLady :D

[TXLady]

Yeah - AND???

SWAT, about your avatar....where did the dangerous, mysterious onery SWAT go? :confused:

[SWATcop]

So - you going to do it yourself now, SEXY?? ;)

BTW - I just booked a great little hotel in Florida! :eek:
Bend over, babe - SWATcop's gonna drive one home!!! :p :eek: :p :eek:

[realluke]

WOW!! You think I am a nice lady??? Holy Crap - I didn't think anyone thought that! :eek: :D
well you are

[SWATcop]

SWAT, about your avatar....where did the dangerous, mysterious onery SWAT go? :confused:
I'm still here - just a bit "off key" these days. :D

[TXLady]

well you are

Luke, I think I love you. :o

[realluke]

hiya Swat, how r ya heres a beer for ya cheers

[Quopper]

SWAT, about your avatar....where did the dangerous, mysterious onery SWAT go? :confused:
He has become a frustrated, sexually fixated SWATcop! :D

[TXLady]

I'm still here - just a bit "off key" these days. :D


I miss your very first avatar. :(

[SWATcop]

hiya Swat, how r ya heres a beer for ya cheers
Just had a couple of pitchers at Hooters - thanks for the fresh round, though! :D

[e-man]

Hello all, how is everyone doing today??? Easy is in da house :cool:

[realluke]

Luke, I think I love you. :o
awwwwwwwww im blushing lol

[SWATcop]

He has become a frustrated, sexually fixated SWATcop! :D
I'm telling you - you're going to turn me into a chainsmoking alcoholic!!! :p :eek: :p :eek:

[Quopper]

Bend over, babe - SWATcop's gonna drive one home!!! :p :eek: :p :eek:
Speechless...............I think I derived a different meaning out of that...........


BUT I'M READY SEXY!

[realluke]

Just had a couple of pitchers at Hooters - thanks for the fresh round, though! :D
np Swat cheers

[SWATcop]

I miss your very first avatar. :(
I still have it on the hard drive. You should see this one I found of 2 monkeys f*cking - it's hysterical!

[realluke]

Hello all, how is everyone doing today??? Easy is in da house :cool:
hiya e-man im good haveing a few beers

[Quopper]

I'm telling you - you're going to turn me into a chainsmoking alcoholic!!! :p :eek: :p :eek:
What the HELL?? You haven't had any action in a week! Surely you are losing your edge??? (I'm losing my mind...... :eek: )

Hey I have a new pic of me from Saturday - want it?

[Quopper]

I still have it on the hard drive. You should see this one I found of 2 monkeys f*cking - it's hysterical!
Okay - I am sick and deranged - e-mail that to me! :D

[SWATcop]

Speechless...............I think I derived a different meaning out of that...........


BUT I'M READY SEXY!
Yyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeee Hhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Grab onto to something, Quopper - Daddy's Back.....

[realluke]

Okay - I am sick and deranged - e-mail that to me! :D
no not you no no no lol

[SWATcop]

What the HELL?? You haven't had any action in a week! Surely you are losing your edge??? (I'm losing my mind...... :eek: )

Hey I have a new pic of me from Saturday - want it?
Gee, let me think - YES!!!

[SWATcop]

Okay - I am sick and deranged - e-mail that to me! :D
OK, hang on a sec...

[Quopper]

Yyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeee Hhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Grab onto to something, Quopper - Daddy's Back.....
I really MISSED ya! I'm holding on, oh wait, you might need that for something else, let me hold on to the edge of the desk instead! Okay, SEXY, "Let's Do It"!

[realluke]

TXLady how was your weekend, i had a house full (all 5 kids)plus it rained all weekend

[usafcop64528]

Luke, I think I love you. :o
WHAT?? Am I going to have an adopted daddy to :eek: :confused: :mad:

[TXLady]

Time for me to go. Talk to you all later. Love you, Luke ;)

[realluke]

Time for me to go. Talk to you all later. Love you, Luke ;)
you to TXLady mega hugs :D

[e-man]

Gee, no action in a week, Id die for it once every 2 weeks :(

[SWATcop]

I really MISSED ya! I'm holding on, oh wait, you might need that for something else, let me hold on to the edge of the desk instead! Okay, SEXY, "Let's Do It"!
Ooooohhh, yeah, baby - that's it - pull my hair. Oh my God, that's it - right there. :p :eek: :p :eek:

[TXLady]

TXLady how was your weekend, i had a house full (all 5 kids)plus it rained all weekend


I had a great weekend. Beautiful weather.

It must have been great having all the kids home. Does this happen often?

[realluke]

WHAT?? Am I going to have an adopted daddy to :eek: :confused: :mad:
lol mabey lmao

[TXLady]

Gee, no action in a week, Id die for it once every 2 weeks :(

Don't worry, it'll get better. Gotta run. Seems like I always miss you. ;)

[Quopper]

Ooooohhh, yeah, baby - that's it - pull my hair. Oh my God, that's it - right there. :p :eek: :p :eek:
BBBZZZZTTTT!!!! WRONG!!!

You are supposed to PULL MY HAIR! :eek: AND hold it til your FINISHED!

[realluke]

I had a great weekend. Beautiful weather.

It must have been great having all the kids home. Does this happen often?
no its very rare, the kids are off in all different paths, so we all had a great time

[SWATcop]

BBBZZZZTTTT!!!! WRONG!!!

You are supposed to PULL MY HAIR! :eek: AND hold it til your FINISHED!
That's what I was implying - if you actually think you can grab MY hair you've obviosly forgotten that I prefer "high & tight..." :p

[Quopper]

That's what I was implying - if you actually think you can grab MY hair you've obviosly forgotten that I prefer "high & tight..." :p

Sorry - I was confused after just thinking about it! :eek:

Okay - I'm on target again, MMfffppllll gggllllffffff..............

[e-man]

Don't worry, it'll get better. Gotta run. Seems like I always miss you. ;)
ANd I do miss you :p :p

[usafcop64528]

lol mabey lmao
Yeah whatever. I got to go. See ya later.

[SWATcop]

Sorry - I was confused after just thinking about it! :eek:

Okay - I'm on target again, MMfffppllll gggllllffffff..............
Here - let me give you something to wash that down... :eek: :eek: :eek:

I emailed you the monkey thing, plus a few others. Let me know if you think O.com will have a hissy fit if I use one of them... :D

[Quopper]

ANd I do miss you :p :p
Hey e-man! How's it going?

[realluke]

im gonna leave i think Quopper and Swat want to be alone lol

[TXLady]

no its very rare, the kids are off in all different paths, so we all had a great time

I'm glad. Family get togethers are special, especially when you can't do it too often. I'm really gonna leave this time. Talk to you later. ;)

[SWATcop]

im gonna leave i think Quopper and Swat want to be alone lol
Nah - I'm outta here in about 2 minutes - just taking a break from the parents for 1/2 hour (they're here on vacation).

[Quopper]

Here - let me give you something to wash that down... :eek: :eek: :eek:

I emailed you the monkey thing, plus a few others. Let me know if you think O.com will have a hissy fit if I use one of them... :D
I got them, sent my pics, and replied! Damn you are slow! Yes - O.com would have a hissy! You are right about that!!

I however, think we need to try out the whole monkey thing.........

I don't think that was enough to wash it down, here let me try it again.... :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: ;)

[realluke]

I'm glad. Family get togethers are special, especially when you can't do it too often. I'm really gonna leave this time. Talk to you later. ;)
k talk to ya later mega hugs

[Quopper]

im gonna leave i think Quopper and Swat want to be alone lol
Nah - we don't need to be alone - I don't care if people watch! :eek: :D

[realluke]

Nah - we don't need to be alone - I don't care if people watch! :eek: :D
lmao :D :eek:

[TXLady]

im gonna leave i think Quopper and Swat want to be alone lol

Quopper and SWAT should be alone! I'm turning all shades of red. :eek: :D

[SWATcop]

I got them, sent my pics, and replied! Damn you are slow! Yes - O.com would have a hissy! You are right about that!!

I however, think we need to try out the whole monkey thing.........

I don't think that was enough to wash it down, here let me try it again.... :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: ;)
Oh, we're GONNA try the monkey thing. That's not even an option at this point. :p :eek: :p :eek:

[Quopper]

Quopper and SWAT should be alone! I'm turning all shades of red. :eek: :D
Yeah - like I'm in the mood to listen to any of your miss prissy convictions! I saw the real you earlier! :D

[realluke]

Quopper and SWAT should be alone! I'm turning all shades of red. :eek: :D
yea me too wow :eek: :D

[SWATcop]

Yeah - like I'm in the mood to listen to any of your miss prissy convictions! I saw the real you earlier! :D
Oh, DO TELL... :rolleyes:

[Quopper]

Oh, we're GONNA try the monkey thing. That's not even an option at this point. :p :eek: :p :eek:
Wooooo Hoooooo!!!!!!!!

40 days, 40 ways, 40 days, 40 ways...................

I'm ready for ya'SEXY!

[e-man]

Hey e-man! How's it going?
Good good, Iam home all alone, wifey called and said she is leaving, er I mean taking the kdis to dinner with her dad and uncle. She said I could stay home and rest. Is that code for "We need to talk" or "I wanna divorce" :eek: :eek: :eek: :D

[realluke]

Yeah - like I'm in the mood to listen to any of your miss prissy convictions! I saw the real you earlier! :D
lol o realy hmmmmmmmm :D

[SWATcop]

Wooooo Hoooooo!!!!!!!!

40 days, 40 ways, 40 days, 40 ways...................

I'm ready for ya'SEXY!
There must be - 60 ways to please your lover... :p :p :p

[Quopper]

Oh, DO TELL... :rolleyes:
She was very passionately throwing me under the bus! :D

Did ya get my e-mail?

And speaking of DO TELL, I think I need the trilogy, since you have made me go so LONG without you............. ;)

DAMN THE THINGS I HAVE PLANNED FOR YOU! :eek:

[realluke]

Yeah whatever. I got to go. See ya later.
see ya later working tonight?

[SWATcop]

She was very passionately throwing me under the bus! :D

Did ya get my e-mail?

And speaking of DO TELL, I think I need the trilogy, since you have made me go so LONG without you............. ;)

DAMN THE THINGS I HAVE PLANNED FOR YOU! :eek:
Yeah - I got it. Cute... Class project I'm assuming??? ;)
I'll work on the 3rd installment of the triolgy next week if I get a chance. I go back to work Wednesday (which is also my b-day), and my parents are going back to Jersey on Thursday.

[Quopper]

There must be - 60 ways to please your lover... :p :p :p
I'm pretty certain I have IMAGINED at least three times that many ways....................... :eek:

[SWATcop]

I'm pretty certain I have IMAGINED at least three times that many ways....................... :eek:
Until then... I gotta go. I'll email you soon. :p :p :p

[Quopper]

Yeah - I got it. Cute... Class project I'm assuming??? ;)
I'll work on the 3rd installment of the triolgy next week if I get a chance. I go back to work Wednesday (which is also my b-day), and my parents are going back to Jersey on Thursday.
YEP - Mock Crime Scene - we were just playing with the props! We had way too much fun on Saturday to actually be in a Police Academy! I think we were all 12! :D

I have an absolutely AWESOME Birthday present for you - but it will be belated, probably around June 11th is when you can expect it! ;)

[Quopper]

Until then... I gotta go. I'll email you soon. :p :p :p
See - this goes back to: good stuff, good stuff, good stuff WHAM, gotta go bye! :D :D

HAVE FUN SEXY!! You deserve it! I'll think about you..... :eek:

[realluke]

usafcop you still here

[Quopper]

E-man, is your e-mail still the same?????

[realluke]

Quopper how was your weekend

[LadyLawman]

Hello everybody

[realluke]

Hello everybody
hiya how r ya im good sore from working in the yard all day

[Quopper]

Hello everybody
WOW - long time no chat honey!

I just booked that hotel you told me about, second floor overlooking the water!! I am SOOOOO there already!!!

[LadyLawman]

hiya how r ya im good sore from working in the yard all day
I am good just a little sleepy was up at 5:30 did some training the had a Bus vs. Cement truck accident while I was in training but it was all good

[realluke]

I am good just a little sleepy was up at 5:30 did some training the had a Bus vs. Cement truck accident while I was in training but it was all good
how do like it so far

[realluke]

WOW - long time no chat honey!

I just booked that hotel you told me about, second floor overlooking the water!! I am SOOOOO there already!!!
have fun and a safe trip

[Quopper]

have fun and a safe trip
It WILL be fun! The SAFE is what I worry about! :D

[e-man]

Bus vs. Truck is no fun. I had a caper and a half yesterday right at shiftr change, Call for get this, are ya sittin, you really need to sit for this one people, An EGG was thrown at my car { WHA WHA WHA WHA} then to top it off, thwy OPENED her GAS CAP, oh the humanity I cant take it anymore :D

[realluke]

Bus vs. Truck is no fun. I had a caper and a half yesterday right at shiftr change, Call for get this, are ya sittin, you really need to sit for this one people, An EGG was thrown at my car { WHA WHA WHA WHA} then to top it off, thwy OPENED her GAS CAP, oh the humanity I cant take it anymore :D
thats ok cleaned mine then sea gulls craped all over it washed it again ,dam sea gulls

[e-man]

thats ok cleaned mine then sea gulls craped all over it washed it again ,dam sea gulls
Thats why I dont really wash my cars, haha. Maybe run it through the car wash 1X a month. Now I got a garage and driveway so I need to get a hose {quopper, hehehe he said HOSE} and wash bucket and can do it all by my self..

[realluke]

be back in a few

[Quopper]

Thats why I dont really wash my cars, haha. Maybe run it through the car wash 1X a month. Now I got a garage and driveway so I need to get a hose {quopper, hehehe he said HOSE} and wash bucket and can do it all by my self..
You have to make sure it is a LONG, THICK, HOSE with a lot of PRESSURE! :D

[e-man]

You have to make sure it is a LONG, THICK, HOSE with a lot of PRESSURE! :D
I got so much pressure built up, Iam like a cocked and loaded .357MAG. The most powerful handgun in the world, I can blow your head clean off. Do ya feel lucky Quopper, well do ya :eek: :p :p :p

[Quopper]

I got so much pressure built up, Iam like a cocked and loaded .357MAG. The most powerful handgun in the world, I can blow your head clean off. Do ya feel lucky Quopper, well do ya :eek: :p :p :p
LMAO! YES I feel LUCKY!! I always do!! :eek: :D (I always feel GOOD too! ;) )

[realluke]

talk to ya all later have fun :D

[Quopper]

Have a good one I'm gone too!

[e-man]

I guess is business as usual for the Eman, All alone and no one to I mean nothing to do :( :( LAter all. Iam still around if anyone cares :confused:

[realluke]

hiya e-man whats up

[LadyLawman]

sorry had to run and pick up my new boots

[realluke]

hiya Lady hugs hows your new job, officer

[TXLady]

Everyone gone for the day?

[e-man]

hiya e-man whats up
Hey bro whassup, whassuuuuuppppp. Those guys disapearred pretty quicky huh? I liked the Jewish version, SHALOOOOOOM, Oye Vey, SHHHAAAALOOOOM :eek:

[TXLady]

sorry had to run and pick up my new boots


Hi Officer Lady! Are you loving it? ;)

[TXLady]

Hey bro whassup, whassuuuuuppppp. Those guys disapearred pretty quicky huh? I liked the Jewish version, SHALOOOOOOM, Oye Vey, SHHHAAAALOOOOM :eek:

I'm still here. Don't I count? :rolleyes:

[e-man]

Anyone from Texas can answer this questoion I got from a new poster. The ?? is can a minor in the state of Texas,posses and consume alcohol IF in the presence of his parents??? I have a link to the Texas Penal codes and it looks like they can drink in texas...
http://www.gdcada.org/coalitions/aloud/law.htm#10604
Please help this kid...

[LadyLawman]

Hello all!! I am loving it been busy with them the past few days today we had a PT Bus vs Cement Mix Truck and there was me my FTO and the Sgt. to handle it along with the FD that was a blast. Not for the people in it of course but working the scene

[realluke]

I'm still here. Don't I count? :rolleyes:
hiya TXlady mega hugs :D

[realluke]

Hello all!! I am loving it been busy with them the past few days today we had a PT Bus vs Cement Mix Truck and there was me my FTO and the Sgt. to handle it along with the FD that was a blast. Not for the people in it of course but working the scene
sounds like great training

[e-man]

I'm still here. Don't I count? :rolleyes:
You always count in my book, usually number 1 :D ;) I was gonna say number 69 but I think Q and Swat got that all wrapped up :eek:

[LadyLawman]

sounds like great training
the best training is on the job training

[TXLady]

You always count in my book, usually number 1 :D ;) I was gonna say number 69 but I think Q and Swat got that all wrapped up :eek:

Yeah, I think Q and SWAT have got everything covered. We can all learn something from them, don't ya think? :D

[TXLady]

hiya TXlady mega hugs :D

Hi Luke, love. Mega hugs right back. ;)

[TXLady]

You got that last part right Dude :D


Donald Coleman! How are you today? :)

[realluke]

the best training is on the job training
yes i agree a 100%

[e-man]

You got that last part right Dude :D
Nice to hear ya Mr Coleman how are you today.?? We just had some crazy *** rain come through for like 5 minutes. Wind andall kinds o' weather. When is it gonna be nice again. We had it really nice for 16 days last month then it went back to the fall again, 50s and rain, wind :mad:

[realluke]

Yeah, I think Q and SWAT have got everything covered. We can all learn something from them, don't ya think? :D
yea yea i agree

[TXLady]

the best training is on the job training


Lady, when Quopper and TK get over there, I hope you don't have to arrest them. But I have a feeling... ;)

[realluke]

Hello Back at you expecting scattered frost here to night weird crazy weather in SW TN :eek:
sounds like my neck of the woods NH

[TXLady]

I am fine TxLady all you women need to check out thread by a Jap/American in off duty forum its wild!!!! :eek:

I just did. No comment from me. They are already telling him how it is.

[e-man]

Are we alking about the would you date a japanese short guy???

[TXLady]

Are we alking about the would you date a japanese short guy???

Some guy wanting to know if ladies like asian men. :confused:

[TXLady]

Gotta run again. Luke, Donald, Eman, I'll talk to you later. Stay safe. :)

[e-man]

Gotta run again. Luke, Donald, Eman, I'll talk to you later. Stay safe. :)
PEACE TX...

[LadyLawman]

Lady, when Quopper and TK get over there, I hope you don't have to arrest them. But I have a feeling... ;)
LOL yeah I see drunk and disorderly and maybe Lewd and Lacivious on those 2 LOL

[LadyLawman]

Gotta run again. Luke, Donald, Eman, I'll talk to you later. Stay safe. :)
see ya girl sorry had phone calls come in :)

[realluke]

Gotta run again. Luke, Donald, Eman, I'll talk to you later. Stay safe. :)
you to mega hugs

[realluke]

LOL yeah I see drunk and disorderly and maybe Lewd and Lacivious on those 2 LOL
and i see 2 woman gone wild lol (im gonna get my but kicked for that comment)

[LadyLawman]

and i see 2 woman gone wild lol (im gonna get my but kicked for that comment)
LOL you only speaking the truth lol

[realluke]

LOL you only speaking the truth lol
lmao yep think ill stay off the site for a few days lol

[LadyLawman]

Well all I gotta run gotta grab the kid see ya later

[e-man]

See ya all later. Iam just hanging on for somethng. I got the next 2 days off and no one can convince me to do otherwise :confused:
Sorry iTs been a loong week...

[realluke]

Well all I gotta run gotta grab the kid see ya later
itt was nice talking with ya hugs and stay safe

[realluke]

See ya all later. Iam just hanging on for somethng. I got the next 2 days off and no one can convince me to do otherwise :confused:
Sorry iTs been a loong week...
talk to ya later bro have fun and stay safe

[Photogrrlz]

Photo - I think it is time that we go rounds!! :D I am beautiful, and sweet and innocent - WHEN I SLEEP! :eek:


hmmmm..... between eating roucky mountain oysters, flirting with SWAT, messing with me and hurting the ever sensitive ECPD...

HOW AND WHEN DO YOU SLEEP :D ;)

[sgt162]

evening everyone.

[e-man]

Its almost 2100 and Las vegas is almost on. Iam such a loser I am gonna go for now. I will probably be back later tonight if not def. tomorrow. My new dining room table comes in arond noon. Yippeee We can finally eat on a a real table...

[Photogrrlz]

night eman and yo sgt

[sgt162]

Its almost 2100 and Las vegas is almost on. Iam such a loser I am gonna go for now. I will probably be back later tonight if not def. tomorrow. My new dining room table comes in arond noon. Yippeee We can finally eat on a a real table...
talk to ya later

[sgt162]

night eman and yo sgt
R u doing well tonight

[icecoldblueyes]

Anyone from Texas can answer this questoion I got from a new poster. The ?? is can a minor in the state of Texas,posses and consume alcohol IF in the presence of his parents??? I have a link to the Texas Penal codes and it looks like they can drink in texas...
http://www.gdcada.org/coalitions/aloud/law.htm#10604
Please help this kid...

They can drink if they are in the presence of a parent, guardian or spouse. If in a restaurant, they can be served a drink but only if the parent, etc is there. If the parent leaves for any reason the drink is supposed to be taken away until the parent returns. It's a pain in the ***..... a lot of restaurants don't do it at all.

[tk0727]

What's goin on people?

[icecoldblueyes]

hi tk. how are ya?

[That Guy]

What's goin on people?


Hey there. Just BBQing in the nice sun. Have to soak it up beofre the winter hits agian :eek:

TGY

[tk0727]

Hey guys.. Doin good. Just bored. Not quite ready for bed yet. Figured I'd see how everyone was doing. Haven't been on much lately.

[That Guy]

What time is it over there?

[tk0727]

What time is it over there?

10:31pm.. What about AK?

[That Guy]

10:31pm.. What about AK?


1934 hrs. A little behind.

[tk0727]

1934 hrs. A little behind.


just a few! LOL.. so what are you cooking?

[That Guy]

just a few! LOL.. so what are you cooking?


I threw on some Buffalo burgers, Moose burgers, and some Chicken. Not top mention tossed a few beers too. Its a wonderfull day in the AK.

[tk0727]

I threw on some Buffalo burgers, Moose burgers, and some Chicken. Not top mention tossed a few beers too. Its a wonderfull day in the AK.


Sounds good. I made cheeseburgers for the kids tonight, too.
Never had buffalo or moose..I eat a lot of deer, though