Chat, chat, chat, chat, chat....

[tk0727]

MY buuuuuuuuuudy is back! what's up Quopper?

[TXLady]

Good moring all. TK are you feeling any better?

[SWATcop]

that will give you a chance to catch up on your writing skills, won't it?
LOL. Where's the party? I'm in
Yeah, I know - I need to practice due to a lack of imagination...
Where's the party? How about your place? ;) You can invite whoever you want...

[Quopper]

Yeah, I know - I need to practice due to a lack of imagination...
Where's the party? How about your place? ;) You can invite whoever you want...
TK - you just said so yourself - I'M BACK!!

Back off DW!!! :D :D :D :D

[TXLady]

Yeah, I know - I need to practice due to a lack of imagination...
Where's the party? How about your place? ;) You can invite whoever you want...

SWAT, lack of imagination is not a prooblem for you. ;)

[SWATcop]

Where do we meet???? :D
How about that hotel that was described in the email? :eek:

[tk0727]

Good moring all. TK are you feeling any better?
feelin fine. thanks How bout you?

[Quopper]

SWAT, lack of imagination is not a prooblem for you. ;)
Hey TX! How's it going - got your e-mail but I screwed up the registration process so now I have to try again - sometimes I am just brain dead!!! 1:00am IS that time!!!

[tk0727]

TK - you just said so yourself - I'M BACK!!

Back off DW!!! :D :D :D :D



OOOOOOOOOOH! it's on now!
LOL... :D

[SWATcop]

SWAT, lack of imagination is not a prooblem for you. ;)
Why thank you, TXLady. See, here's someone who likes me for more than just my body.

[TXLady]

feelin fine. thanks How bout you?

I was sick all weekend and am taking today off. A good dose of SWAT is just what I need to complete my recovery. :D

[Quopper]

How about that hotel that was described in the email? :eek:
I'M THERE!!!!! Do I need to bring anything special?? ;)

[tk0727]

Yeah, I know - I need to practice due to a lack of imagination...
Where's the party? How about your place? ;) You can invite whoever you want...


We can do it at my place. Long as you're the entertainment!

[TXLady]

Why thank you, TXLady. See, here's someone who likes me for more than just my body.

I didn't say that..exactly.

[SWATcop]

I was sick all weekend and am taking today off. A good dose of SWAT is just what I need to complete my recovery. :D
Ooh, I don't know about that. A good dose of SWAT and you'll need to recover again!

[Quopper]

I was sick all weekend and am taking today off. A good dose of SWAT is just what I need to complete my recovery. :D

A good dose of SWAT might actually cause you to have a relapse of that faint feeling!

SWAT - I like you for more than just your body - your mind is AWESOME!!! :eek:

[TXLady]

Ooh, I don't know about that. A good dose of SWAT and you'll need to recover again!

I'll take my chances. ;)

[Quopper]

OOOOOOOOOOH! it's on now!
LOL... :D

C'mon DW - let's go a round or two - I know you are exhausted and I'm feeling frisky! Bring it on!

[SWATcop]

I'M THERE!!!!! Do I need to bring anything special?? ;)
Hmmm, let's see - skirt, blouse, purse, perfume - that should cover it. You may want to bring along some throat lozenges for afterwards...

[SWATcop]

We can do it at my place. Long as you're the entertainment!
Hmmmm. What should I wear?

[Quopper]

Hmmm, let's see - skirt, blouse, purse, perfume - that should cover it. You may want to bring along some throat lozenges for afterwards...

Oh - I can't forget my cigarettes, or my sexy little g-string either! :p

[Quopper]

Hmmmm. What should I wear?
NOTHING!!!

[SWATcop]

I didn't say that..exactly.
Ah, I see how it is now. You're just like the rest who only want me to make you make "that noise..." :(

[SWATcop]

I'll take my chances. ;)
Ooh, baby - now you're talking. You may have to clear it with Quopper first, though.

[TXLady]

Ah, I see how it is now. You're just like the rest who only want me to make you make "that noise..." :(

You got it. I don't even care if you can talk. :eek:

[tk0727]

C'mon DW - let's go a round or two - I know you are exhausted and I'm feeling frisky! Bring it on!

look at your hand................floozy.

[SWATcop]

NOTHING!!!
Well, alrighty then. Left nothing to chance with that reply now, did we?

[Quopper]

Ooh, baby - now you're talking. You may have to clear it with Quopper first, though.
I'm not clearing *****!! :D

[tk0727]

Hmmmm. What should I wear?

I'll go with NOTHING. Also

Let's just make it a party for 2 then... ;)

[SWATcop]

You got it. I don't even care if you can talk. :eek:
It's rather hard to talk when your tongue is making those little circles. Kinda' comes out all muffled sounding...

[Quopper]

look at your hand................floozy.
LMAO!!!! B!tch!! You forget I SAW those pictures last night!!!!!


SWAT - if nothing else I am ALWAYS direct and to the point! ;)

[TXLady]

I'm not clearing *****!! :D

C'mon Quopper. SWAT is too much for one woman.

[Quopper]

C'mon Quopper. SWAT is too much for one woman.
You obviously don't know me very well!! :eek:

[SWATcop]

LMAO!!!! B!tch!! You forget I SAW those pictures last night!!!!!


SWAT - if nothing else I am ALWAYS direct and to the point! ;)
Pictures? Someone's got pictures? What am I, chopped liver? Send ole' SWAT some lovin' too!

[Quopper]

Pictures? Someone's got pictures? What am I, chopped liver? Send ole' SWAT some lovin' too!
Sorry!! Only I get to see her boobs!! :D :eek:

[tk0727]

LMAO!!!! B!tch!! You forget I SAW those pictures last night!!!!!


SWAT - if nothing else I am ALWAYS direct and to the point! ;)

Ha ! Heifer, I didn't send you the good ones! I was really a d/w : )

[SWATcop]

Sorry!! Only I get to see her boobs!! :D :eek:
Now that's just NOT FAIR.

[TXLady]

You obviously don't know me very well!! :eek:

SWAT, Quopper won't share! Quopper I thought we were friends.

[Quopper]

Ha ! Heifer, I didn't send you the good ones! I was really a d/w : )
Send me the good ones then - didn't you tell me last night that you believe in sharing??? You can't share if I only get the CRAP! ;)

[Quopper]

SWAT, Quopper won't share! Quopper I thought we were friends.
We are - but that doesn't change the fact that I am a selfish b!tch!! :eek:

Had to edit this to add:

Sounds like you are "telling" on me to SWAT - does that mean that SWAT needs to give me spankings now??? :D

[SWATcop]

SWAT, Quopper won't share! Quopper I thought we were friends.
Yeah, I see how she is now. She won't share the pictures she saw, either.

[tk0727]

Send me the good ones then - didn't you tell me last night that you believe in sharing??? You can't share if I only get the CRAP! ;)


LOL....I told you I'd share the guys in the pics... he he ..all but one. :D

[Quopper]

Yeah, I see how she is now. She won't share the pictures she saw, either.

What's it worth to you?

[TXLady]

Yeah, I see how she is now. She won't share the pictures she saw, either.

Do they make a SWATCOP doll by any chance? ;)

[Quopper]

LOL....I told you I'd share the guys in the pics... he he ..all but one. :D
Yeah but those are not the ones that you shared! LOL!

[SWATcop]

What's it worth to you?
Anything you want, Quopper. You've intrigued me.

[tk0727]

What's it worth to you?
LOL...hey! these are my boobs you're talking about sharing! :p :eek:

[Quopper]

Do they make a SWATCOP doll by any chance? ;)

That is SICK and WRONG!

(Let me know if you find 'em anywhere!)

[SWATcop]

Do they make a SWATCOP doll by any chance? ;)
Why would you want to play with a doll when the real thing is around?

[tk0727]

Yeah but those are not the ones that you shared! LOL!

Yeah, I owe you BIG, don't I?
I'm not sharing the other one. ;)

[Quopper]

Anything you want, Quopper. You've intrigued me.

Only intrigued - maybe I am losing my touch! I will have to try harder - just for you! ;)

[TXLady]

That is SICK and WRONG!

(Let me know if you find 'em anywhere!)

Well I'm getting desperate. You won't share SWAT.

[tk0727]

That is SICK and WRONG!

(Let me know if you find 'em anywhere!)

Would that be a blow up doll? :eek:

[TXLady]

Why would you want to play with a doll when the real thing is around?

Cause Quopper may kill me. :eek:

[Quopper]

Yeah, I owe you BIG, don't I?
I'm not sharing the other one. ;)

Glad you remembered - I was going to hate to have to continuously shove it down your throat!! But I would have anyway!

[Quopper]

Would that be a blow up doll? :eek:

No - not blow-up - blow on!

[SWATcop]

LOL...hey! these are my boobs you're talking about sharing! :p :eek:
Ha - Quopper sent me the pics! I'm going to re-post them RIGHT NOW! Ready? Here goes...

(.)(.)

[tk0727]

Cause Quopper may kill me. :eek:

LOL! she does get a little protective, doesn't she?

[tk0727]

Ha - Quopper sent me the pics! I'm going to re-post them RIGHT NOW! Ready? Here goes...

(.)(.)


Pretty realistic there buddy.

[Quopper]

LOL! she does get a little protective, doesn't she?
It's NOT protective - It's SELFISH!!! Get it right girl! :D

[SWATcop]

Only intrigued - maybe I am losing my touch! I will have to try harder - just for you! ;)
There's something about hearing you say the word "harder" that just does it for me...

[tk0727]

It's NOT protective - It's SELFISH!!! Get it right girl! :D

selfish biatch

[TXLady]

It's NOT protective - It's SELFISH!!! Get it right girl! :D

C'mon Quopper, you're talking to an ailing woman here. Let me have SWAT. Just for a little while. :D

[Quopper]

There's something about hearing you say the word "harder" that just does it for me...
You think that sounds good - you should hear me say "deeper"!

[SWATcop]

Pretty realistic there buddy.
See - I can write and draw, too!

[tk0727]

C'mon Quopper, you're talking to an ailing woman here. Let me have SWAT. Just for a little while. :D


WE should come up with a time share chart for him! LOL.

[tk0727]

See - I can write and draw, too!

hmmmmmmmm writing AND illustrations...Damn you're talented..
So what time you gonna be at my house? :D

[TXLady]

See - I can write and draw, too!
WHO CARES!!!

[Quopper]

WE should come up with a time share chart for him! LOL.

I'm not available on Saturdays - have fun fighting girls!! :D

[SWATcop]

You think that sounds good - you should hear me say "deeper"!
Believe me, if we were ever to meet, I'm sure I'd hear you say quite a few things...

[tk0727]

I'm not available on Saturdays - have fun fighting girls!! :D


I happen to kknow your schedule....I'm sneakin in while you're at school! :D

[SWATcop]

WHO CARES!!!
I can also draw the alphabet with my tongue...

[TXLady]

I'm not available on Saturdays - have fun fighting girls!! :D

In the spirit of true sisterhood and friendship, I'll just have to sneak around behind your back. :p

[Quopper]

WHO CARES!!!
I DO!! Have you ever heard of skin paint!! Oh my - my mind is wondering now - Leave me alone with SWAT for a moment!

[tk0727]

I can also draw the alphabet with my tongue...OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH gotta go now!

[Quopper]

In the spirit of true sisterhood and friendship, I'll just have to sneak around behind your back. :p

That's the spirit TX!! Sneak around and get what you want anyway!!

[Quopper]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH gotta go now!
In Memory Of............RIP (meow)!

[TXLady]

I CARE!!!I can also draw the alphabet with my tongue...

[SWATcop]

I DO!! Have you ever heard of skin paint!! Oh my - my mind is wondering now - Leave me alone with SWAT for a moment!
Skin paint, huh? Hmmmm... You're giving me an idea for the second chapter of my raunchy romance novel...

[tk0727]

I CARE!!!


OH NOW you care, huh? :D

[Quopper]

Skin paint, huh? Hmmmm... You're giving me an idea for the second chapter of my raunchy romance novel...
OOhhhhh Baby - bring it on! PLEASE - do NOT make me beg again - it really isn't becoming to see me down on my knees - okay maybe it is! :eek:

[SWATcop]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH gotta go now!
Did I also mention I can do it in plain or cursive writing?

[TXLady]

Skin paint, huh? Hmmmm... You're giving me an idea for the second chapter of my raunchy romance novel...

Put me on the list for your first publishing.

[Quopper]

Did I also mention I can do it in plain or cursive writing?
CURSIVE! I WANT THE CURSIVE!!!! :D

[TXLady]

OH NOW you care, huh? :D

Hey, I'm no dummy. :rolleyes:

[SWATcop]

OOhhhhh Baby - bring it on! PLEASE - do NOT make me beg again - it really isn't becoming to see me down on my knees - okay maybe it is! :eek:
Man, don't even GO THERE. Hell, I even excited MYSELF when I proof-read my little "short story..."

[SWATcop]

Put me on the list for your first publishing.
I'm assuming that you've read chapter one?

[TXLady]

Did I also mention I can do it in plain or cursive writing?

SWAT, in all honesty, it really doesn't matter if they are real words.

[tk0727]

Man, don't even GO THERE. Hell, I even excited MYSELF when I proof-read my little "short story..."


You're not the ONLY one

[Quopper]

Man, don't even GO THERE. Hell, I even excited MYSELF when I proof-read my little "short story..."

Too bad I couldn't have taken care of that for you! Don't worry my mind is still working on the reply - and it's hell walking around in this state of mind!

[TXLady]

I'm assuming that you've read chapter one?

Oh, Yeah. ;)

[Quopper]

I'm assuming that you've read chapter one?
I already told YOU - I am not sharing anymore!!! BIG MISTAKE!!!!

[SWATcop]

SWAT, in all honesty, it really doesn't matter if they are real words.
A little trick that I learned YEARS ago was to just draw the alphabet over and over again with my tongue. The results are amazing, especially when I use cursive...

[Quopper]

Oh, Yeah. ;)

Who the hell sent it to you?????????????????? :eek: :D

[tk0727]

Oh, Yeah. ;)


you did? Hey, I thought I was special :D

[Quopper]

A little trick that I learned YEARS ago was to just draw the alphabet over and over again with my tongue. The results are amazing, especially when I use cursive...

Okay I might need CPR soon - or a smoke!

[TXLady]

I already told YOU - I am not sharing anymore!!! BIG MISTAKE!!!!

Too late. If you're not sharing, I'm sneaking. :p

[SWATcop]

Okay I might need CPR soon - or a smoke!
Can I light that for you? ;)

[Quopper]

Too late. If you're not sharing, I'm sneaking. :p
Go ahead and sneak - but no one is getting my e-mails!!! Those are mine ALL mine! I am going to hoard them tightly to my chest - and NEVER let go!

[Quopper]

Can I light that for you? ;)
Abso-freaking-lutely! RIGHT NOW!!!!

[TXLady]

you did? Hey, I thought I was special :D

Not to worry. I just read the paragraph he posted. That's enough to tell me it will be a whopper. ;)

[tk0727]

Go ahead and sneak - but no one is getting my e-mails!!! Those are mine ALL mine! I am going to hoard them tightly to my chest - and NEVER let go!


Hey, share the wealth would ya? Some of us don't get all that steam! :D

[TXLady]

Hey, share the wealth would ya? Some of us don't get all that steam! :D

Selfish, selfish, selfish!!!

[Quopper]

Hey, share the wealth would ya? Some of us don't get all that steam! :D
Sorry!!! And don't lie to me!! I know what you do at night - when you are supposedly working!

I'm sending you your present today! ENJOY!!

[tk0727]

Not to worry. I just read the paragraph he posted. That's enough to tell me it will be a whopper. ;)


on the V-day thread? OH yeah....that one got me thing tooooo hard! :D
Left me hangin, I need more SWAT....MORE!

[SWATcop]

Not to worry. I just read the paragraph he posted. That's enough to tell me it will be a whopper. ;)Oh, that's NOTHING, trust me. It's a shame Quopper didn't share...

[Quopper]

Selfish, selfish, selfish!!!
I think I will change my "Title" to that - what do you think! Troublemaker is getting a little old and already obvious!

[tk0727]

Sorry!!! And don't lie to me!! I know what you do at night - when you are supposedly working!

I'm sending you your present today! ENJOY!!


Hey, when I say I'm at work, I'm at work!...not my fault people sneak up behind me!
And you better be nice with that present...I'm sc'rd!

[TXLady]

Oh, that's NOTHING, trust me. It's a shame Quopper didn't share...

I don't see the harm in my getting a copy too. :(

[Quopper]

Oh, that's NOTHING, trust me. It's a shame Quopper didn't share...
Quopper is used to be a spoiled rotten selfish brat! I REALLY ENJOY IT TOO!!

[SWATcop]

I think I will change my "Title" to that - what do you think! Troublemaker is getting a little old and already obvious!
I was thinking something more like "Heaving," or "Lioness..." (Sorry for those of you that didn't read chapter one, it's a private joke)

[tk0727]

I don't see the harm in my getting a copy too. :(

right. selfish biotch, isn't she? she teased me with a few sentences!

[Quopper]

I was thinking something more like "Heaving," or "Lioness..." (Sorry for those of you that didn't read chapter one, it's a private joke)

Hmmm - that would be good too! Damn you man! Do you HAVE to make me think about that AGAIN!

Wait - did I ever STOP thinkinga bout it????

[SWATcop]

Hmmm - that would be good too! Damn you man! Do you HAVE to make me think about that AGAIN!

Wait - did I ever STOP thinkinga bout it????
I don't know - I know I've still got a mental image of your hand on my ***!

[Quopper]

I don't know - I know I've still got a mental image of your hand on my ***!
That's not where it is in MY mental image!

[SWATcop]

That's not where it is in MY mental image!
Yeah, me neither - I just can't write what I was thinking of - I'd be kicked off of O.com for sure!

[TXLady]

right. selfish biotch, isn't she? she teased me with a few sentences!

Hey, TK, is there someway we can get rid of Quopper? :p

[Quopper]

Yeah, me neither - I just can't write what I was thinking of - I'd be kicked off of O.com for sure!
Exactly!! Then where would we possibly chat at? Oh I forget you know how to use e-mail REALLY well! ;) TOO well - I never imagineds the power of e-mail before you!

[Quopper]

Hey, TK, is there someway we can get rid of Quopper? :p
Oh NO! Once I'm in - I'm in for good!

[SWATcop]

Hey, TK, is there someway we can get rid of Quopper? :p
I think she's got round the clock SWAT protection...

[TXLady]

I think she's got round the clock SWAT protection...

C'mon SWAT, share the wealth.

[SWATcop]

Exactly!! Then where would we possibly chat at? Oh I forget you know how to use e-mail REALLY well! ;) TOO well - I never imagineds the power of e-mail before you!
Yeah, me neither. I freaked MYSELF out with that little story. Still thinking about it... :rolleyes:

[SWATcop]

C'mon SWAT, share the wealth.
Nah - I've decided to be like the rest of you and NOT SHARE

[TXLady]

Nah - I've decided to be like the rest of you and NOT SHARE

I never said anything about not sharing.

[Quopper]

I think she's got round the clock SWAT protection...

HEAVEN HELP ME!! That is EXACTLY what I need!!

Breathe in - breathe out - breathe in - breathe out.......

[tk0727]

I never said anything about not sharing.

Yeah. I've offered to share plenty of times! :p

[SWATcop]

I never said anything about not sharing.
Oops, my bad. TXLady is excused from SWATcops new policy of selfishness.

[SWATcop]

Yeah. I've offered to share plenty of times! :p
Just checked my email - still no breasticle pics.

[TXLady]

Yeah. I've offered to share plenty of times! :p

This sucks big time. :rolleyes:

[TXLady]

Oops, my bad. TXLady is excused from SWATcops new policy of selfishness.

Thank you SWAT. I'll worship you like the God that you are. ;)

[Quopper]

This sucks big time. :rolleyes:
What sucks? I'm having fun! Remember I proudly wear a t-shirt that says "It's ALL about me!"

[tk0727]

Just checked my email - still no breasticle pics.

LOL...I sent Quopper a pic of me kissing a girl. want that one too?

[SWATcop]

Thank you SWAT. I'll worship you like the God that you are. ;)
My followers need to adhere to a strict dress code - you sure you want to worship me?

[Quopper]

Thank you SWAT. I'll worship you like the God that you are. ;)
It has to be a Greek God and you have to have large breasts while suck starting a leaf blower!

[tk0727]

What sucks? I'm having fun! Remember I proudly wear a t-shirt that says "It's ALL about me!"

I have one with an arrow pointing up that says " I'm up here" :D

[TXLady]

My followers need to adhere to a strict dress code - you sure you want to worship me?

No doubts.

[LadyLawman]

Hey, LadyLawman - go kick *** and take names today! Good luck!
Thanks!! I am hoping too impress the HELL OUT OF HIM!!

[SWATcop]

LOL...I sent Quopper a pic of me kissing a girl. want that one too?
Sure - send 'em all! I love the thrill of a good ole' fashioned chick pic first thing in the morning!

[tk0727]

Thanks!! I am hoping too impress the HELL OUT OF HIM!!


HEY! what time is the interview? We all have faith in you!

[Quopper]

My followers need to adhere to a strict dress code - you sure you want to worship me?
Does the dress code include blue cammy thong/bra combo?

[SWATcop]

It has to be a Greek God and you have to have large breasts while suck starting a leaf blower!
Are you up to my standards?

[TXLady]

It has to be a Greek God and you have to have large breasts while suck starting a leaf blower!

I fit all of the qualifications except I've never tried to suck start a leafblower. What fun is that?

[Quopper]

Thanks!! I am hoping too impress the HELL OUT OF HIM!!
LADY - Don't HOPE - JUST DO IT!!!!!!!! We are all going to be thinking about you (my mind might wander a tad here and there, but)!

[tk0727]

SWAT...check your e-mail now. Sent you a present.

[Quopper]

Are you up to my standards?
What do you think?

[LadyLawman]

HEY! what time is the interview? We all have faith in you!
At 2:00pm EST!!

[TXLady]

Lady, you'll do great. No doubts.

[SWATcop]

What do you think?
I'm grinning from ear to ear wondering what your perfume really does smell like...

[LadyLawman]

aww thanks guys!!! I am putting on my game face at 1:30 LOL

[LadyLawman]

gosh I'd try to keep up but I would be behind if I went back to see where the conversation is LOL guess I'll benchwarm again!!

[Quopper]

I'm grinning from ear to ear wondering what your perfume really does smell like...
Currently - Coconut, Lime, Verbena from Bath & Body Works! It DOES smell good!

[SWATcop]

At 2:00pm EST!!
Just F.Y.I. - I just talked to Chief & the Sarge & reminded them that I was vouching for you. It's all up to you now, kiddo - do me proud.

[Quopper]

Just F.Y.I. - I just talked to Chief & the Sarge & reminded them that I was vouching for you. It's all up to you now, kiddo - do me proud.
She will!!! Don't worry about it!! GO LADY!!!

[LadyLawman]

Just F.Y.I. - I just talked to Chief & the Sarge & reminded them that I was vouching for you. It's all up to you now, kiddo - do me proud.
I will I promise will do just like I did in the Oral Review. I am currently reading over some stuff incase I get asked any law stuff

[SWATcop]

Currently - Coconut, Lime, Verbena from Bath & Body Works! It DOES smell good!
Combined with the sea air, Dom Perignon, and the wafting smoke... (sorry, there goes one of those private jokes again!)

[Quopper]

Combined with the sea air, Dom Perignon, and the wafting smoke... (sorry, there goes one of those private jokes again!)
Ohhhh - there I go to mush again! I really might have to go take that smoke!

[LadyLawman]

She will!!! Don't worry about it!! GO LADY!!!

THANKS QUOPPER!!! I need less coffee LOL I'm so jittery right now trying to think of all kinds of possible questions

[LadyLawman]

Combined with the sea air, Dom Perignon, and the wafting smoke... (sorry, there goes one of those private jokes again!)
hmm this is interesting lol
WHoops sorry forgot I was benchwarming :rolleyes:

[Quopper]

THANKS QUOPPER!!! I need less coffee LOL I'm so jittery right now trying to think of all kinds of possible questions
STOP THE COFFEE!!! I am jumpy enough with this kind of thing - more than one cup of coffee on those days makes me act like a junkie! (Which according to the ploy I AM!!) LOL!

[SWATcop]

STOP THE COFFEE!!! I am jumpy enough with this kind of thing - more than one cup of coffee on those days makes me act like a junkie! (Which according to the ploy I AM!!) LOL!
Wasn't the phrase something like "like a junkie needing a fix?" (sorry, yet another private joke)

[LadyLawman]

STOP THE COFFEE!!! I am jumpy enough with this kind of thing - more than one cup of coffee on those days makes me act like a junkie! (Which according to the ploy I AM!!) LOL!
LOL well between the 2 cups of coffee and trying to prepare for this interview I'm just a bundle of nerves but that will all fade when I step out of my car in that parking lot and sashe right on it confidence beaming and all!! JUST RIGHT NOW I M FREAKING OUT MAN!!!! LOL :eek: :D :D :D :D :p

[SWATcop]

LOL well between the 2 cups of coffee and trying to prepare for this interview I'm just a bundle of nerves but that will all fade when I step out of my car in that parking lot and sashe right on it confidence beaming and all!! JUST RIGHT NOW I M FREAKING OUT MAN!!!! LOL :eek: :D :D :D :D :p
Just walk in to his office, whip out "the twins," and say "So, whaddya' think, Chief?" When he gets done picking his jaw up off of his desk he'll probably swear you in right there on the spot!

[Quopper]

Wasn't the phrase something like "like a junkie needing a fix?" (sorry, yet another private joke)
I do need that fix too!! Right now! Alas - a smoke will have to do! BRB!! SWAT I forgot to tell you how bad you are for my health - I swear I have NEVER smoked this much!

LADY - Breathe in for 4 - hold for 4 - breathe out for 4! It DOES work! I am always a mess like that - then when I am there I am confident and secure!

[LadyLawman]

Just walk in to his office, whip out "the twins," and say "So, whaddya' think, Chief?" When he gets done picking his jaw up off of his desk he'll probably swear you in right there on the spot!
LOL I thought you said he was a by the book guy!! LOL If he is that wont help!! Lordy Lordy... So You gonna be off anytime Tuesday night or even tonight?

[SWATcop]

LOL I thought you said he was a by the book guy!! LOL If he is that wont help!! Lordy Lordy... So You gonna be off anytime Tuesday night or even tonight?
Actually I just got word a little while ago - Bobby is back, so I actually get tonight and tomorrow night off.

[LadyLawman]

Actually I just got word a little while ago - Bobby is back, so I actually get tonight and tomorrow night off.
sounds good!! Maybe we can do the ole watering hole tonight or Tomorrow night I only have to go in for 4 hours tomorrow so will be home by 7:30

[SWATcop]

sounds good!! Maybe we can do the ole watering hole tonight or Tomorrow night I only have to go in for 4 hours tomorrow so will be home by 7:30
7:30 AM or PM?

[LadyLawman]

7:30 AM or PM?
sorry 1930 LOL does that help!! my bad

[Quopper]

TK - do you know how time consuming it is to delete all these damn text messages on my phone?

[tk0727]

TK - do you know how time consuming it is to delete all these damn text messages on my phone?


yeah, same as it is to delete mine I would think...he he

[SWATcop]

TK - do you know how time consuming it is to delete all these damn text messages on my phone?
Hey, quit text messaging - don't you have a sequel to write? :D

[Quopper]

Hey, quit text messaging - don't you have a sequel to write? :D
Yeah - I have it all in my mind - I'm worried about typing it while I am at work - someone might question the noises I make! Thank God - I am typically alone here!!!

[LadyLawman]

Hey, quit text messaging - don't you have a sequel to write? :D
hell no one cqalls or text message me!! :(
I feel like an outcast damn benchwarmerS :rolleyes:

[Quopper]

hell no one cqalls or text message me!! :(
I feel like an outcast damn benchwarmerS :rolleyes:
Can u text on your phone? Check your PM's!

[tk0727]

hell no one cqalls or text message me!! :(
I feel like an outcast damn benchwarmerS :rolleyes:


they do too..besides, you gotta give your cell# to txt msg silly rabbit. :D

[SWATcop]

hell no one cqalls or text message me!! :(
I feel like an outcast damn benchwarmerS :rolleyes:
I wouldn't want to make hubby uncomfortable by calling you all the time...

[LadyLawman]

I wouldn't want to make hubby uncomfortable by calling you all the time...
you wouldnt make him uncomfortable He actaully think I am being a pain in the *** calling you.. LOL at least if you called me he wouldnt think I was being a pain.

[Quopper]

you wouldnt make him uncomfortable He actaully think I am being a pain in the *** calling you.. LOL at least if you called me he wouldnt think I was being a pain.
Ok LADY - I need advice! How do you get away with it being okay for another guy to call you and hubby is okay with this???? Do I need to be more of a b!tch than I am??? :D

[LadyLawman]

Ok LADY - I need advice! How do you get away with it being okay for another guy to call you and hubby is okay with this???? Do I need to be more of a b!tch than I am??? :D
LOL no you just need to have a very cool Old Man and Mine is very cool and besides we are not talking just ANY GUY we are talking about SWAT here!! LOL

[SWATcop]

LOL no you just need to have a very cool Old Man and Mine is very cool and besides we are not talking just ANY GUY we are talking about SWAT here!! LOL
God, this is getting deep. I'm gonna' go rummage in the closet and dig out my old turn out boots from the fire department.

[tk0727]

God, this is getting deep. I'm gonna' go rummage in the closet and dig out my old turn out boots from the fire department.

Whatever dude, you like it DEEP

[LadyLawman]

God, this is getting deep. I'm gonna' go rummage in the closet and dig out my old turn out boots from the fire department.
LOL Whats getting deep?? LOL

[TXLady]

Ok LADY - I need advice! How do you get away with it being okay for another guy to call you and hubby is okay with this???? Do I need to be more of a b!tch than I am??? :D

Good Lord, Quopper. Don't tell your husband it's SWAT. :eek:

[SWATcop]

Whatever dude, you like it DEEP
And WET, and HARD, and...

[TXLady]

God, this is getting deep. I'm gonna' go rummage in the closet and dig out my old turn out boots from the fire department.

Face it SWAT, you're a legend in all our minds. :D

[tk0727]

And WET, and HARD, and...

don't forget FAST

[Quopper]

God, this is getting deep. I'm gonna' go rummage in the closet and dig out my old turn out boots from the fire department.
MMMmmmmm - can you wear those with NOTHING else on? I am getting a mental picture here - that could become a story!

[SWATcop]

don't forget FAST
Yes, thank you - I forgot that one. Did I mention LOUD or WILD?

[SWATcop]

MMMmmmmm - can you wear those with NOTHING else on? I am getting a mental picture here - that could become a story!
Hey, you're the one writing the sequel. Use your imagination... I've also got some Marine uniforms in the closet...

[tk0727]

Yes, thank you - I forgot that one. Did I mention LOUD or WILD?


no, good point.. how bout BREATHLESS :eek:

[TXLady]

Yes, thank you - I forgot that one. Did I mention LOUD or WILD?

How about frenzied?

[tk0727]

Hey, you're the one writing the sequel. Use your imagination... I've also got some Marine uniforms in the closet...


ohhhh I get that mental pic!

[SWATcop]

no, good point.. how bout BREATHLESS :eek:
How about frenzied?
Both excellent points. Silly of me to have overlooked them. I was also thinking of SWEATY and ORGASMIC...

[tk0727]

Both excellent points. Silly of me to have overlooked them. I was also thinking of SWEATY and ORGASMIC...


sweaty is always good..

[LadyLawman]

Hey, you're the one writing the sequel. Use your imagination... I've also got some Marine uniforms in the closet...
ok that just hit me and now I am just MUSH!! I LOVE MARINE DRESS UNI'S

ok thats it I need to hit the tub and do some ironing and have my daughter do my hair!! I know you all have me in your thoughts and have my back today I will do you all proud!! Catch ya'll later!!! and THANKS!!!!!!!! I REALLY APPRECIATE YOU GUYS!!

[Quopper]

Both excellent points. Silly of me to have overlooked them. I was also thinking of SWEATY and ORGASMIC...

I vote for ORGASMIC!!!

I also like how you used orange for that word - kinda has a flame like image!



LADY - empty your damn PM's I can't reply back to you anymore! Your Full!

[TXLady]

ok that just hit me and now I am just MUSH!! I LOVE MARINE DRESS UNI'S

ok thats it I need to hit the tub and do some ironing and have my daughter do my hair!! I know you all have me in your thoughts and have my back today I will do you all proud!! Catch ya'll later!!! and THANKS!!!!!!!! I REALLY APPRECIATE YOU GUYS!!

YOU GO GIRL!

[SWATcop]

sweaty is always good..
How you get SWEATY is even BETTER

[SWATcop]

[QUOTE=Quopper]I vote for ORGASMIC!!!

I also like how you used orange for that word - kinda has a flame like image!QUOTE]
Hmmmm.... Medium sized flame? Aura around the face? I'll stop while I'm ahead... (sorry, yet even another private joke)

[tk0727]

How you get SWEATY is even BETTER

naturally.. nothing better than two slippery wet bodies..damn SWAT! See what you do to us!?

[LadyLawman]

I vote for ORGASMIC!!!

I also like how you used orange for that word - kinda has a flame like image!



LADY - empty your damn PM's I can't reply back to you anymore! Your Full!
emptied out!!!

[Quopper]

How you get SWEATY is even BETTER
Isn't that the truth - like sweaty hair strewn around her face!

[tk0727]

Quopper...I want some Vitamin D today! :D

[LadyLawman]

YOU GO GIRL!
Getting my game face on girl!!

[tk0727]

Getting my game face on girl!!
Look all serious...try to keep SWAT out of your mind while the Chief is interviewing you, you don't wanna think about getting all sweaty and orgasmic! :D

[Quopper]

[QUOTE=Quopper]I vote for ORGASMIC!!!

I also like how you used orange for that word - kinda has a flame like image!QUOTE]
Hmmmm.... Medium sized flame? Aura around the face? I'll stop while I'm ahead... (sorry, yet even another private joke)

Everytime you do that to me - I read it - lay my head back - exhale a breath and close my eyes! Keep it coming SWAT - keep it coming!

[LadyLawman]

Catch ya'l!! I'm off to get pretty pretty and btw SWAT that Perfume I wear
I hope will help do the trick too heheh :D

[Quopper]

Quopper...I want some Vitamin D today! :D

I need MORE vitamin B!

[LadyLawman]

Look all serious...try to keep SWAT out of your mind while the Chief is interviewing you, you don't wanna think about getting all sweaty and orgasmic! :D
LOL the sweat I'll blow off for nerves its the eyes rolling in my head that would be hard to explain LOL

[SWATcop]

[QUOTE=SWATcop]

Everytime you do that to me - I read it - lay my head back - exhale a breath and close my eyes! Keep it coming SWAT - keep it coming!
What do you think I am, a madman? Possessed perhaps? Unable to be stopped? (more private jokes, sorry y'all)

[tk0727]

LOL the sweat I'll blow off for nerves its the eyes rolling in my head that would be hard to explain LOL

NOt to mention the groaning sounds coming from deep down in your throat, right? LOL.. Now go get ready so you don't make yourself late!

[SWATcop]

Catch ya'l!! I'm off to get pretty pretty and btw SWAT that Perfume I wear
I hope will help do the trick too heheh :D
There ya' go - douse those puppies with some "smell good" and give it a whirl! Go get 'em!

[Quopper]

[QUOTE=Quopper]
What do you think I am, a madman? Possessed perhaps? Unable to be stopped? (more private jokes, sorry y'all)
Okay - you SERIOUSLY need to stop now! I'm started to anticipate an electrocuted feeling here!!

[SWATcop]

[QUOTE=SWATcop]
Okay - you SERIOUSLY need to stop now! I'm started to anticipate an electrocuted feeling here!!
"As if struck by lightning?"

[SWATcop]

[QUOTE=SWATcop]
Okay - you SERIOUSLY need to stop now! I'm started to anticipate an electrocuted feeling here!!
"Tearing through you like a locomotive?"

[Quopper]

[QUOTE=Quopper]
"As if struck by lightning?"
THAT'S IT - I am NOT reading anymore of your posts!!

I just had a smoke - why do I feel the need for another one? Will you smile if I tell you when I went outside and took the cig from my pack I fumbled and dropped it!

[TXLady]

Gotta go guy/gals. Nap time for me. I think my fever is coming back. Continue the fun and enjoy your time off SWAT. :)

[Quopper]

Gotta go guy/gals. Nap time for me. I think my fever is coming back. Continue the fun and enjoy your time off SWAT. :)
BYE TX!! I hope you feel better soon!

Hey TK - how's your fever? Lying DW!

[SWATcop]

[QUOTE=SWATcop]
THAT'S IT - I am NOT reading anymore of your posts!!

I just had a smoke - why do I feel the need for another one? Will you smile if I tell you when I went outside and took the cig from my pack I fumbled and dropped it!
Geez - now all you need is someone to spit some champagne into your mouth and you're all set!

[Quopper]

[QUOTE=Quopper]
Geez - now all you need is someone to spit some champagne into your mouth and you're all set!
I'm going to start calling you REALLY dirty names if you don't back off - or cum (sp?) through all the way!

[SWATcop]

Gotta go guy/gals. Nap time for me. I think my fever is coming back. Continue the fun and enjoy your time off SWAT. :)
Thanks. And I sincerely hope that you feel better soon. Go take 2 aspirins and a vitamin B and call me in the morning... ;)

[SWATcop]

[QUOTE=SWATcop]
I'm going to start calling you REALLY dirty names if you don't back off - or cum (sp?) through all the way!
You can call me dirty names whenever you like, just as long as your fingernails are clawing my back when you do it...

[Quopper]

Thanks. And I sincerely hope that you feel better soon. Go take 2 aspirins and a vitamin B and call me in the morning... ;)
Oh Lord! That's MY saying!!!

[Quopper]

[QUOTE=Quopper]
You can call me dirty names whenever you like, just as long as your fingernails are clawing my back when you do it...
Well in that case - get ready!

[tk0727]

BYE TX!! I hope you feel better soon!

Hey TK - how's your fever? Lying DW!

fever is gone. And I was not lying! jackass..
I had a fever and went home and went to ....ohhhhhhhhhh well maybe I didn't make it sleep as early as I should have. But still had a fever.

Bye TX ..get better.

[SWATcop]

[QUOTE=SWATcop]
Well in that case - get ready!
Promises, promises... June, huh?

[tk0727]

Oh Lord! That's MY saying!!!

Actually i made it up...why do you have to take the credit? :D

[Quopper]

[QUOTE=Quopper]
Promises, promises... June, huh?
Maybe - are you gonna buy me a beer?

[Quopper]

Actually i made it up...why do you have to take the credit? :D
Your right you did - but I stole it! Didn't I tell you I was like that???

[SWATcop]

[QUOTE=SWATcop]
Maybe - are you gonna buy me a beer?
Hell, no I ain't buying you no beer. A glass of Dom perignon, maybe - but only if you take a walk with me on the beach... (and yet another private joke)

[tk0727]

Your right you did - but I stole it! Didn't I tell you I was like that???

why you dirty little, backstabbing, stealin..........oh well. What are friends for, right? :D

[Quopper]

[QUOTE=Quopper]
Hell, no I ain't buying you no beer. A glass of Dom perignon, maybe - but only if you take a walk with me on the beach... (and yet another private joke)

Like being a bad boy don't ya SWAT? You know it isn't very nice to leave a lady in this state of mind and body!

[SWATcop]

[QUOTE=SWATcop]

Like being a bad boy don't ya SWAT? You know it isn't very nice to leave a lady in this state of mind and body!
So, June, huh? That's quite a wait.

[Quopper]

[QUOTE=Quopper]
So, June, huh? That's quite a wait.
YOUR TELLING ME!!!!! I guess a few kitties need to die in between now and then!

[SWATcop]

[QUOTE=SWATcop]
YOUR TELLING ME!!!!! I guess a few kitties need to die in between now and then!
That PUSSY cat would wish it was dead by the time I was through with it...

[Quopper]

[QUOTE=Quopper]
That PUSSY cat would wish it was dead by the time I was through with it...
It will be dead by the time I AM through with it - that is if I have to wait til June!

[SWATcop]

[QUOTE=SWATcop]
YOUR TELLING ME!!!!! I guess a few kitties need to die in between now and then!

[tk0727]

[QUOTE=Quopper]
That PUSSY cat would wish it was dead by the time I was through with it...


I think I need to take up smoking...Quopper is on the phone with me. She seems to smoke a lot lately!

[SWATcop]

[QUOTE=SWATcop]


I think I need to take up smoking...Jen is on the phone with me. She seems to smoke a lot lately!
You know, it's amazing how erotic some women look when they smoke. Right, Quopper?

[Quopper]

[QUOTE=Quopper]
SWAT - I don't even want to know where you get these pictures from! LMAO!! I hope your mental images aren't in animation too!

[Quopper]

[QUOTE=tk0727]
You know, it's amazing how erotic some women look when they smoke. Right, Quopper?
Oh yeah - VERY erotic! It is that whole oral fixation thing!

[tk0727]

Hey all.
How's it hangin?

HEY girl where ya been? We've missed ya!
What's goin on?
and uh. can't say how it's hangin. SWAT will have to answer that one for you :D

[SWATcop]

[QUOTE=SWATcop]
Oh yeah - VERY erotic! It is that whole oral fixation thing!
I'd like to fix SOMETHING...

[Quopper]

Hey all.
How's it hangin?
Good and you!

Well at least some of us are hanging good - SWAT might not actually be "hanging"! Sorry - couldn't resist!

[Quopper]

[QUOTE=Quopper]
I'd like to fix SOMETHING...

Amazing - you read my mind - it NEEDS to be fixed!

[SWATcop]

Good and you!

Well at least some of us are hanging good - SWAT might not actually be "hanging"! Sorry - couldn't resist!
Yeah, hanging a jacket on it right about now!

[Quopper]

Yeah, hanging a jacket on it right about now!
A jacket - I have one of those that needs to be hung up!

[SWATcop]

A jacket - I have one of those that needs to be hung up!
OK, I'm going to go work out for a while and grab a shower. I plan on being in bed by 2:30 at the latest. Have a lovely day. And get to work on that sequel! Because you know, of course, that every sequel has a sequel...

[Quopper]

OK, I'm going to go work out for a while and grab a shower. I plan on being in bed by 2:30 at the latest. Have a lovely day. And get to work on that sequel! Because you know, of course, that every sequel has a sequel...
Enjoy - I'll have fun thinking of you sweating while you are working out - then of you being wet in the shower!

[tk0727]

;) Enjoy - I'll have fun thinking of you sweating while you are working out - then of you being wet in the shower!


HEY! don't talk about showers! that gives me too much of a mental picture right now!