Chat, chat, chat, chat, chat....

[Photogrrlz]

LOL! We won't let you get a web cam! Not if you are going to chat with us in your b-day suit!


Hey Pup - tell her Quopper wants to know why the hell she ain't here! :mad:


Well I guess I shouldnt say what I was wearing when you had me look at your webcam then...hehehe

[usafcop64528]

LOL! We won't let you get a web cam! Not if you are going to chat with us in your b-day suit!


Hey Pup - tell her Quopper wants to know why the hell she ain't here! :mad:
Shes coming. BTW log into yahoo she's on there

[Quopper]

Well I guess I shouldnt say what I was wearing when you had me look at your webcam then...hehehe
Oh Lord! Please do not tell me! :eek: I almost fell off the chair as is! Thanks for helping me with that though! ;)

[squad51]

this thread is worthless with out pictures
I repeat! again

[SWATcop]

I repeat! again
I'd much rather see some live action video...

[TXLady]

Good morning everyone. Quopper, what wrong with your IM?

[squad51]

I'd much rather see some live action video...
I will take what I can get :o

[Photogrrlz]

Oh Lord! Please do not tell me! :eek: I almost fell off the chair as is! Thanks for helping me with that though! ;)

Not my fault you were trying to perform that weird stunt on the couch with the banana and nothing else.... :p :D

But I have it all on film

[TXLady]

I'd much rather see some live action video...

Good morning SWAT. I like your new avatar but miss your old one. It made you seem kind of dangerous. ;)

[Quopper]

Shes coming. BTW log into yahoo she's on there
Oh okay - will do!

[Netopalis]

Oh Lord! Please do not tell me! :eek: I almost fell off the chair as is! Thanks for helping me with that though! ;)
Lol Quopper You sure it wasn't something else that almost cause you to fall out of the chair?

[SWATcop]

Not my fault you were trying to perform that weird stunt on the couch with the banana and nothing else.... :p :D

But I have it all on film
Wow - I heard it was with a midget, a pickle, and a jar of mayo... I must've gotten some bad info... :rolleyes:

[usafcop64528]

Hey I'm gonna leave ya with nothing but the tailights. I'm outa here

[Quopper]

I'd much rather see some live action video...
Oh Hey Look - My SEXY man has joined us!

How are ya Handsome?? :p

Photo - you are so full of crap! :eek:

[Photogrrlz]

I repeat! again


You all dont want to see this thick, healthy chics pics....


Healthy = fat...

[SWATcop]

Good morning SWAT. I like your new avatar but miss your old one. It made you seem kind of dangerous. ;)
I'm trying to find a cool animated avatar, but I'm not having much luck. All of the good ones I found are "too big."

[squad51]

Not my fault you were trying to perform that weird stunt on the couch with the banana and nothing else.... :p :D

But I have it all on film
wow........................

[SWATcop]

Oh Hey Look - My SEXY man has joined us!

How are ya Handsome?? :p

Photo - you are so full of crap! :eek:
Good morning, sexy mama... :p

[Quopper]

Wow - I heard it was with a midget, a pickle, and a jar of mayo... I must've gotten some bad info... :rolleyes:
You guys are so BAD! And I really LOVE that coming from SWATcop! :D

[SWATcop]

You guys are so BAD! And I really LOVE that coming from SWATcop! :D
And why is that??? :rolleyes:

[Quopper]

Good morning, sexy mama... :p
Damn I'd love to give you a proper "Good Morning" - why are you so far away? ;)

[TXLady]

I'm trying to find a cool animated avatar, but I'm not having much luck. All of the good ones I found are "too big."

I'll always think of you as the way you used to be. ;)

[SWATcop]

Damn I'd love to give you a proper "Good Morning" - why are you so far away? ;)
Because if we lived in the same state they'd pass a new law against fornicating more than 8 times a day! :D

[Quopper]

And why is that??? :rolleyes:
MUST I explain this AGAIN? :D Is your memory going honey??

Do you want me to start at the beginning or skip to the REALLY good part? :p

[SWATcop]

I'll always think of you as the way you used to be. ;)
OK, hang on - I'll put a more "dangerous" looking avatar on...

[squad51]

MUST I explain this AGAIN? :D Is your memory going honey??

Do you want me to start at the beginning or skip to the REALLY good part? :p
you have good parts?

[Photogrrlz]

Because if we lived in the same state they'd pass a new law against fornicating more than 8 times a day! :D


Closing virgin eyes......eeeeeeeek

[Quopper]

Because if we lived in the same state they'd pass a new law against fornicating more than 8 times a day! :D
ONLY 8! Once again, deflated by SWATcop! I thought you had more than that in you SEXY? ;)


BTW - HI TX!

[TXLady]

Because if we lived in the same state they'd pass a new law against fornicating more than 8 times a day! :D


Who told me there was some old law in Florida about it being illegal to have sex in anything but the missionary position? You're gonna both get arrested. I suggest Utah for you two. :p

[Quopper]

you have good parts?
Nope - I HAVE GREAT PARTS! :eek:

[SWATcop]

Who told me there was some old law in Florida about it being illegal to have sex in anything but the missionary position? You're gonna both get arrested. I suggest Utah for you two. :p
I was thinking more along the lines of some little known western european country where anything goes... :D

[Quopper]

Who told me there was some old law in Florida about it being illegal to have sex in anything but the missionary position? You're gonna both get arrested. I suggest Utah for you two. :p
The way I see it - if the SWATcop that I am doing it with wants to arrest me, more power to HIM and his HANDCUFFS! :eek:

[TXLady]

ONLY 8! Once again, deflated by SWATcop! I thought you had more than that in you SEXY? ;)


BTW - HI TX!

Hi Quopper. I'll bet you're a happy woman right now. Got your man. ;)

[squad51]

ok where are they? :eek:

[Quopper]

I was thinking more along the lines of some little known western european country where anything goes... :D
I'm on my way! Wait UP for me!

[Netopalis]

Good Morning everyone. Hows everyone on this fine morning.

[SWATcop]

Good morning SWAT. I like your new avatar but miss your old one. It made you seem kind of dangerous. ;)
Better avatar?

[usafcop64528]

Who told me there was some old law in Florida about it being illegal to have sex in anything but the missionary position? You're gonna both get arrested. I suggest Utah for you two. :p
Article 125 of the Uniform Code of Military Justice prohibits anything but

[SWATcop]

I'm on my way! Wait UP for me!
I'll think about it... :D

[Photogrrlz]

Hiya TX, I see the thread wil be dominated for awhile??? lmmo

[TXLady]

I was thinking more along the lines of some little known western european country where anything goes... :D

Your right, of course. Someplace wild and open. You two can run around naked and fornicate and whatever else you choose to your heart's content. ;)

[Quopper]

Hi Quopper. I'll bet you're a happy woman right now. Got your man. ;)
Yeah but bummed, because the statement of "Got Your Man" does not include me actually being able to TOUCH him. :(

SqWad - where they are is none of your business! :D

[Quopper]

I'll think about it... :D
THINK about it! You little rotten............
Damn that avatar is intersting!

Photo - Just talk around us! LOL!

[SWATcop]

Your right, of course. Someplace wild and open. You two can run around naked and fornicate and whatever else you choose to your heart's content. ;)
Got anyplace in mind?

[SWATcop]

THINK about it! You little rotten............
Damn that avatar is intersting!

Photo - Just talk around us! LOL!
OK, I thought about it. I'm unzipping as we speak... :p

[TXLady]

Good Morning everyone. Hows everyone on this fine morning.

Neto, good morning. Sorry I missed you last night. I fell asleep and didn't wake up until just a while ago.

[Quopper]

Got anyplace in mind?
I have a few places in mind, like a beach, or a boat, or a Tahoe, or a hotel room, or..............the list is way TOO long!

[Photogrrlz]

OK, hang on - I'll put a more "dangerous" looking avatar on...


I liked the one with the chic's booty and police tape

[TXLady]

Better avatar?

So much better. That's my scary, mysterious SWATcop. ;)

[Quopper]

OK, I thought about it. I'm unzipping as we speak... :p
Okay I'm on my way! RIGHT NOW! I SWEAR! Just hold on......

Hey SWATcop - do you know how to use IM?

[squad51]

whos bringing the tweezers Swat or quopper? :eek: :D

[TXLady]

Hiya TX, I see the thread wil be dominated for awhile??? lmmo

Hi Photo. Yeah, I think we could actually have a private conversation in the midst of all these hormones. lol

[Quopper]

I liked the one with the chic's booty and police tape
Of course you did! LOL!

[Quopper]

whos bringing the tweezers Swat or quopper? :eek: :D
What the HELL does that mean?? Huh SqWad?? ;)

[Netopalis]

Neto, good morning. Sorry I missed you last night. I fell asleep and didn't wake up until just a while ago.
Ya sure whatever. I stayed up all night because you stood me up.

[TXLady]

Got anyplace in mind?


I think one of the many little known, unoccupied Caribbean Islands would suit you both well. :p

[Quopper]

Quopper did you post a picture of yourself a while back sitting on a sofa with hubby :p
NOT ME, NOT ME, NOT ME!

(oh and Donald - I'm talking to Swat - don't mention the hubby! :D )

[Photogrrlz]

Hi Photo. Yeah, I think we could actually have a private conversation in the midst of all these hormones. lol


So So True, esp. since she is dragging SWAT to IMs to do unnatural and unthinkable acts to him....

[TXLady]

whos bringing the tweezers Swat or quopper? :eek: :D

Tweezer is a TOTALLY inappropriate word in this situation. You must know that? :D

[Quopper]

So So True, esp. since she is dragging SWAT to IMs to do unnatural and unthinkable acts to him....
I have not dragged him anywhere - I was asking in the same manner that I asked you too! Nothing sexual about it at all - Oh hell - who I am kidding! :D

[SWATcop]

Okay I'm on my way! RIGHT NOW! I SWEAR! Just hold on......

Hey SWATcop - do you know how to use IM?
"IM?" As in "Indescribable Manhood?" :p

[TXLady]

Quopper did you post a picture of yourself a while back sitting on a sofa with hubby :p

Good morning Donald! No that was Styx.

[Quopper]

"IM?" As in "Indescribable Manhood?" :p
Yeah that was what I was thinking......Or at least now I am..... :eek:


No - Instant Mesanger???? Like Yahoo, AOL, or MSN??

[ArcticCat20]

Well I'm glad to see things are already up and jumping this fine late morning. Y'all just never take a break. ;)

[TXLady]

Ya sure whatever. I stayed up all night because you stood me up.

Go ahead shushi, use the guilt. Use the guilt. Uh huh. ;)

[SWATcop]

Yeah that was what I was thinking......Or at least now I am..... :eek:


No - Instant Mesanger???? Like Yahoo, AOL, or MSN??
Do I know how to use them? Yes. Do I use them? No.

[TXLady]

So So True, esp. since she is dragging SWAT to IMs to do unnatural and unthinkable acts to him....

Do they allow that om IM? lol

[Netopalis]

Go ahead shushi, use the guilt. Use the guilt. Uh huh. ;)
A sinti. I'm not using guilt its just the facts. Hope you know I can't cry anymore because I ran out of tears.

[Photogrrlz]

I am hungry....blah....

Papa Johns Pizza is sounding good to me today

[SWATcop]

I am hungry....blah....

Papa Johns Pizza is sounding good to me today
Papa Johns' chicken tenders are really good.

[TXLady]

I could'nt remember who it was,And Good morning yellow Rose Of Texas(TX LADY) :)


Got any wheeling and dealing going on in your head today? ;)

[Photogrrlz]

OK Quopper are you better looking than Styx :eek:


You should see Queen Q with the banana

[Quopper]

Do I know how to use them? Yes. Do I use them? No.
Wow - Something that you do not use?? I don't like the sound of that! :eek:

Hey Neto!

TX - yeah they allow that! :D

[SWATcop]

You should see Queen Q with the banana
Did I miss a good pic? Oh, please... Do tell...

[TXLady]

A sinti. I'm not using guilt its just the facts. Hope you know I can't cry anymore because I ran out of tears.


Wow, you are so good! But sorry, not buying it. Keep trying. :D

[SWATcop]

Wow - Something that you do not use?? I don't like the sound of that! :eek:

Hey Neto!

TX - yeah they allow that! :D
I found another cool avatar pic that says "click here to see me naked," but the print is a little too small to read.

[Quopper]

OK Quopper are you better looking than Styx :eek:
I am not better looking than anyone............We all have differences which make us all attractive ladies.

PHOTO - I'M GONNA KICK YOUR BUTT - STOP WITH THE BANANA THING! :eek:

[Photogrrlz]

Did I miss a good pic? Oh, please... Do tell...


Well its amazing what you can do with cut and paste these days...lol :D

[SWATcop]

I am not better looking than anyone............We all have differences which make us all attractive ladies.

PHOTO - I'M GONNA KICK YOUR BUTT - STOP WITH THE BANANA THING! :eek:
I wanna see!!! I wanna see!!!

[ArcticCat20]

I am hungry....blah....

Papa Johns Pizza is sounding good to me today

That does sound good today. Great, now I'll have the thought of a hot slice of pizza running through my head all day.

[Quopper]

I found another cool avatar pic that says "click here to see me naked," but the print is a little too small to read.
I'M CLICKING, I'M CLICKING, I'M CLICKING - DAMN IT'S NOT WORKING :(

[TXLady]

No cause the Lady of the House is Home upstairs with her Mom can't chat much today! :p

Gonna have a busy day?

[SWATcop]

That does sound good today. Great, now I'll have the thought of a hot slice of pizza running through my head all day.
Oh, I'm thinking about a hot slice, but it's got nothing to do with pizza or Papa Johns... :p

[Netopalis]

Wow, you are so good! But sorry, not buying it. Keep trying. :D
what kind of heartless monster are you! :( :o :( :o :( :o

[Quopper]

I wanna see!!! I wanna see!!!
No you don't not with the banana - I was thinking of using something else when I let you see...................

[Photogrrlz]

PHOTO - I'M GONNA KICK YOUR BUTT - STOP WITH THE BANANA THING! :eek:


Promises, promises.... A girl could only be so lucky... I crack myself up

[SWATcop]

No you don't not with the banana - I was thinking of using something else when I let you see...................
Oh, really? Please elaborate... :eek:

[Quopper]

Oh, I'm thinking about a hot slice, but it's got nothing to do with pizza or Papa Johns... :p
Praying *Please God let him be thinking about what I hope he is thinking about, Please God!*

[TXLady]

I found another cool avatar pic that says "click here to see me naked," but the print is a little too small to read.


It's probably a good think. Quoppers clicker would be worn out in no time. :D

[SWATcop]

Praying *Please God let him be thinking about what I hope he is thinking about, Please God!*
You know it... :p :p :p

[Quopper]

Always talking about Food,DoNuts,Pizza,Coffee,& SEX Quopper you are avoiding my question Do you look better than STYX :)
Go back a few posts I answered your question - I am not better looking than anyone, we all are attractive.

[SWATcop]

Go back a few posts I answered your question - I am not better looking than anyone, we all are attractive.
But some can do the "leaf blower trick" and some can't... :D

[TXLady]

what kind of heartless monster are you! :( :o :( :o :( :o


Still not working. :p

[Quopper]

You know it... :p :p :p
I think I broke my mouse CLICKING so much!

I don't know it - I WANT IT! :eek: (SWAT - figure out what that smiley means to me?)

[Photogrrlz]

TX,

Thought you said I could get away with saying things withoutbeng noticed... I was caught banana joke and all

[Netopalis]

Still not working. :p
Fine be that way I will never speak to you again.

[Quopper]

But some can do the "leaf blower trick" and some can't... :D
I CAN - I CAN - I CAN!!! Jjumping up and down with arm raised, pick me, pick me, pick me......

[SWATcop]

I think I broke my mouse CLICKING so much!

I don't know it - I WANT IT! :eek: (SWAT - figure out what that smiley means to me?)
I know exactly what it means! Practice makes perfect!!! :p

[TXLady]

But some can do the "leaf blower trick" and some can't... :D

That would be me. I am totally inexperienced with a leaf blower. :rolleyes:

[Quopper]

TX,

Thought you said I could get away with saying things withoutbeng noticed... I was caught banana joke and all
Keep it up and I won't invite you to my web-cam anymore! :D Not like it was really exciting or anything! :rolleyes:

[SWATcop]

Yeah right there are 14,000 post on this thread no way Swatcop can fill us all in on that ? ;)
Who, me??? (hands up in the air with an innocent confused look on his face)

[TXLady]

She hates me spending time on Officer.com,got to keep it low profile for a while :mad:

Ok, we'll all be quiet. I can't promise anything for Quopper and SWAT though. :D

[Quopper]

I know exactly what it means! Practice makes perfect!!! :p
Yeah but I don't have what I NEED to practice with............. :(

Donald - I'm just your average looking 30-something year old lady.

[SWATcop]

Ok, we'll all be quiet. I can't promise anything for Quopper and SWAT though. :D
(sound of crickets chirping...)

[Styx]

MY, MY,MY, MY....I hope I look that great at age 37! ;)

Aye, que chulo!!!!!!

[Quopper]

Who, me??? (hands up in the air with an innocent confused look on his face)
I would PAY BIG BUCKS to see an INNOCENT look on YOUR face! :eek:

[TXLady]

TX,

Thought you said I could get away with saying things withoutbeng noticed... I was caught banana joke and all


Well it is Quopper. You did mention a banana. What did you expect? :D :eek:

[SWATcop]

Yeah but I don't have what I NEED to practice with............. :(

Donald - I'm just your average looking 30-something year old lady.
Who self-admittedly is the "Official Posting Whore" and proclaims to be able to suck start a leaf blower. Hmmmmmm...... :cool:

[Photogrrlz]

Keep it up and I won't invite you to my web-cam anymore! :D Not like it was really exciting or anything! :rolleyes:


But I told you if your crooked or not :(


*crawling to the corner to cry*

No more beer shirts for me


OOOOOOOOOO Amanda Peet on tv

[TXLady]

Fine be that way I will never speak to you again.


Yeah you will. I know it. :p

[Quopper]

(sound of crickets chirping...)
Hey, SWATcop - quit poking me there, we are supposed to be quiet! Oh Hell, Donald's wife will just have to listen - DON'T STOP! :eek:

[SWATcop]

Hey, SWATcop - quit poking me there, we are supposed to be quiet! Oh Hell, Donald's wife will just have to listen - DON'T STOP! :eek:
OK. Let's try something different... (Quoppers voice making muffled noises while trying to speak) :eek:

[Quopper]

Who self-admittedly is the "Official Posting Whore" and proclaims to be able to suck start a leaf blower. Hmmmmmm...... :cool:
What can I say - No Pride - No Shame! I admit to all of my bad habits and I would love to give you a taste of my GOOD habits! :eek:

[SWATcop]

What can I say - No Pride - No Shame! I admit to all of my bad habits and I would love to give you a taste of my GOOD habits! :eek:
I want to taste the bad ones, too!!! :p :eek: :p :eek:

[Quopper]

OK. Let's try something different... (Quoppers voice making muffled noises while trying to speak) :eek:
I'm not trying to speak - I promise, just trying to breathe....... :eek:

Donald - the thing is, I WANT TO BE IN HIS CROSS HAIRS! :D

[SWATcop]

Careful Quopper I hear he is kin To Porn Star Ron Jermy :p
No, no, no. How many times do I have to correct you, Donald? It's PETER NORTH.

[Quopper]

I want to taste the bad ones, too!!! :p :eek: :p :eek:
OKAY! The bad ones are REALLY GOOD too! I think I have explained a few of them to you before?? Something about chairs, desks and knees! :eek:

[SWATcop]

OKAY! The bad ones are REALLY GOOD too! I think I have explained a few of them to you before?? Something about chairs, desks and knees! :eek:
Chilled wine, cigarettes, and sunsets, too?

[Quopper]

No, no, no. How many times do I have to correct you, Donald? It's PETER NORTH.
Oh Lord................Speechless.................... ................

[Quopper]

Chilled wine, cigarettes, and sunsets, too?
Yep - beaches, beds and walls too..............Don't forget LIPSTICK!

[Photogrrlz]

Ok I am ordering papa johns online...hehehehe.....

Who wants some also???

[SWATcop]

Oh Lord................Speechless.................... ................
"mmpffff unggghh wiffffffll mmmmmmpfffff"

What was that? Cum, er, I mean COME again?

[TXLady]

I'm not trying to speak - I promise, just trying to breathe....... :eek::D

Suck it in Quopper. H O L D. Now blow! :D :p

[SWATcop]

Yep - beaches, beds and walls too..............Don't forget LIPSTICK!
Sounds like a story I once wrote, um, I mean READ...

[Quopper]

Ok I am ordering papa johns online...hehehehe.....

Who wants some also???
Ask if they will deliver SWATcop to Colorado???? PLEASE................

[Quopper]

"mmpffff unggghh wiffffffll mmmmmmpfffff"

What was that? Cum, er, I mean COME again?
Oh I'll cum, er, I mean COME again! Will you? :eek:

TX - yeah - I'm past that point of the situation, now I am just waiting for him to..................

[TXLady]

Sounds like you got a real Harem going on here Mr.Peter North aka (SwatCop) :cool:

Not me Donald, I don't qualify. :(

[Quopper]

Sounds like a story I once wrote, um, I mean READ...
I have it memorized! Bad Quopper - Bad Quopper..................SWATcop will you come punish me?

[SWATcop]

Oh I'll cum, er, I mean COME again! Will you? :eek:
You betcha.

[SWATcop]

I have it memorized! Bad Quopper - Bad Quopper..................SWATcop will you come punish me?
Want me to spank you like a bad girl??? :D

[Quopper]

Want me to spank you like a bad girl??? :D
Uh huh! I do! Several times I've been REALLY BAD :eek:

[TXLady]

Iam hearing footsteps on the stairs catch you all later time to go this thread too hot to hang on see ya :D

Whispering....Bye Donald. Catch you later. Sneak back when you can. ;)

[SWATcop]

Uh huh! I do! Several times I've been REALLY BAD :eek:
OK, SWATcop has some stuff to do today. My parents are driving down from NJ and I have some errands to run.

[Quopper]

Hey SWAT - Donald left we don't have to be quiet anymore!!!!!

[Quopper]

OK, SWATcop has some stuff to do today. My parents are driving down from NJ and I have some errands to run.
DAMN TEASE! :eek:

[TXLady]

Photo, where's that pizza. I'm hungry now, too. :D

[SWATcop]

Hey SWAT - Donald left we don't have to be quiet anymore!!!!!
"Whuuummmmpffff enuuunnghhhh crimfaaa?"

[Netopalis]

Aye, que chulo!!!!!!
Chahta imanumpa ish anumpola hinla ho?

[SWATcop]

DAMN TEASE! :eek:
Don't mean to be. I just have a lot of stuff to do before they get here. :(

[Quopper]

"Whuuummmmpffff enuuunnghhhh crimfaaa?"
Never mind - DON'T STOP doing what you are doing.......... :p I'll make the noise you stay muffled!

[Styx]

Chahta imanumpa ish anumpola hinla ho?

You have a what on your butt????

[SWATcop]

Chahta imanumpa ish anumpola hinla ho?
"Issssssssss innnnnnnnnn tooooooooo depppppppppppp (gag)"

[Styx]

"Issssssssss innnnnnnnnn tooooooooo depppppppppppp (gag)"
EWWWWWWWW!!!!!

[SWATcop]

Never mind - DON'T STOP doing what you are doing.......... :p I'll make the noise you stay muffled!
Little circles... :p :p :p

[Quopper]

Don't mean to be. I just have a lot of stuff to do before they get here. :(
Yeah sure - just another excuse! LOL!

Okay SEXY have fun today - I'll be thinking about you - as usual - do I really even have to say that anymore??

Just remember - :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[SWATcop]

EWWWWWWWW!!!!!
Aw, c'mon. That was funny. :D

[Quopper]

Little circles... :p :p :p
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Gooooooooooooooooodddddddddddddd

[Styx]

Aw, c'mon. That was funny. :D

Well, yeah.....it was.

[SWATcop]

Yeah sure - just another excuse! LOL!

Okay SEXY have fun today - I'll be thinking about you - as usual - do I really even have to say that anymore??

Just remember - :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Oh, it's engraved into my memory. Don't you worry!!! :p :p :p

[Quopper]

Oh, it's engraved into my memory. Don't you worry!!! :p :p :p
Good! As I have said before - If I have to be like this, so do you! :eek:

[SWATcop]

Good! As I have said before - If I have to be like this, so do you! :eek:
(as SWATcop gets up and walks away frustrated... AGAIN...) :(

[Quopper]

Have to tell you SWATcop - today was difficult! I think you know what I mean by that. :o

[TXLady]

Bye dangerous, mysterious SWAT. ;)

[SWATcop]

Have to tell you SWATcop - today was difficult! I think you know what I mean by that. :o
Yeah It was HARD for me, too.

[Quopper]

(as SWATcop gets up and walks away frustrated... AGAIN...) :(
45 Ways, oh crap I mean Days! :eek:

[SWATcop]

Bye dangerous, mysterious SWAT. ;)
(puckered lips) "smooch" :cool:

[Quopper]

Yeah It was HARD for me, too.
I want it HARD for ME! Not for YOU! :eek:

[Quopper]

(puckered lips) "smooch" :cool:
HEY KNOCK THAT ***** OFF! ;)

[SWATcop]

I want it HARD for ME! Not for YOU! :eek:
I'll see what I can do for you. :eek:

Until next time... :p :p :p

[SWATcop]

HEY KNOCK THAT ***** OFF! ;)
*****. I was cyber-busted.

[Quopper]

I'll see what I can do for you. :eek:

Until next time... :p :p :p
Okay that is the official sign for me to go smoke the whole pack.....

[SWATcop]

Okay that is the official sign for me to go smoke the whole pack.....
I'll chill the Santa Margherita Pinot Grigio... ;)

[Quopper]

*****. I was cyber-busted.
Yep! Quopper keeps her eye out for your transgressions......

[TXLady]

*****. I was cyber-busted.

It gave me the vapors..... ;)

[Quopper]

I'll chill the Santa Margherita Pinot Grigio... ;)
Make that 2 packs............

[SWATcop]

It gave me the vapors..... ;)
See ya. I really gotta go now. Have a good day! :)

[Quopper]

It gave me the vapors..... ;)
TX - Keep your paws off - HE IS MINE! I'm tellin' ya MINE! :D

[TXLady]

See ya. I really gotta go now. Have a good day! :)


Have a good one!

[SWATcop]

Make that 2 packs............
Bring one for me... The frustration is getting the best of me! :D

[TXLady]

TX - Keep your paws off - HE IS MINE! I'm tellin' ya MINE! :D

I did absolutely nothing! :eek:

[Quopper]

Bring one for me... The frustration is getting the best of me! :D
Yeah tell me about it! Marb Lights on the way! ;)

[Quopper]

I did absolutely nothing! :eek:
Hmppp! So you say! I don't believe you! Always trying to sneak around behind my back!

[SWATcop]

Yeah tell me about it! Marb Lights on the way! ;)
OK - meet you on the dock at sunset! :p :p :p

Have a good one. I gotta go. I'll be thinking about those little circles... :p :p :p

[Quopper]

Hey TX - I'm walking for a min - then check your IM!

[Quopper]

OK - meet you on the dock at sunset! :p :p :p

Have a good one. I gotta go. I'll be thinking about those little circles... :p :p :p
Son of a b!tch - go away already! I'm dying.................Okay f**k at sunset er, I mean DOCK at sunset! :eek: :D

[TXLady]

Hmppp! So you say! I don't believe you! Always trying to sneak around behind my back!

But that's what you taught me to do. :confused:

[TXLady]

Alright, now who's gonna clean up this mess? :D

[Quopper]

Alright, now who's gonna clean up this mess? :D
Give me a min and I will bring a towel and mop! :eek:

[TXLady]

Give me a min and I will bring a towel and mop! :eek:


Well, I didn't want to say anything, but you and you know who made the mess. You should clean it up. :D

[Quopper]

Well, I didn't want to say anything, but you and you know who made the mess. You should clean it up. :D
I'm cleaning, I'm cleaning I swear! I'm on my hands and knees scrubbing, damn this stuff is hard to get out of the O.com carpet! :D

[Quopper]

what's with all this cleaning? Who ***** their pants?

Wax on, wax off, wax on, wax off...Don't forget to breathe..
Uhm - it wasn't exactly "*****" that came out of our pants! :eek:

[Quopper]

In that case, I suggest Clorox bleach. :D
LOL! - Yep that is what I am using! I think it might be working! I just have to scrub really hard! :eek:

[realluke]

hiya steph, Quopper and TXLady how r ya all

[Quopper]

hiya steph, Quopper and TXLady how r ya all
I think I am the only one left! The others ran out on me!

How are you today sweetheart?

[usafcop64528]

Hey I'm here to for now

[realluke]

I think I am the only one left! The others ran out on me!

How are you today sweetheart?
great thanks got to work and my Lt. asked me if i wanted to go home ,i said yea so here i am

[realluke]

Hey I'm here to for now
hiya buddy *&$%@ rain

[Quopper]

great thanks got to work and my Lt. asked me if i wanted to go home ,i said yea so here i am
I hope everything is okay? That doesn't sound good!

Hey Pup - welcome back!

[realluke]

I hope everything is okay? That doesn't sound good!

Hey Pup - welcome back!
everything is fine we had a lot of officers that came in,plus i get paid for it (leave i got a lot of it)

[Quopper]

everything is fine we had a lot of officers that came in,plus i get paid for it (leave i got a lot of it)
Well, then that is AWESOME for you! I am going to play hookey this PM to go shopping in Denver! Woo Hoo - I can get out of this hell hole a little early today!

[usafcop64528]

hiya buddy *&$%@ rain
No kidding. So much for my plans for outdoor activities all day.

[realluke]

Well, then that is AWESOME for you! I am going to play hookey this PM to go shopping in Denver! Woo Hoo - I can get out of this hell hole a little early today!
cool have fun hugs :D

[e-man]

Thought of the day- Chinese Buffetts should be outlawed- :eek:

[realluke]

No kidding. So much for my plans for outdoor activities all day.
sounds like a good day for beers lol

[Photogrrlz]

Ok now that I am done eating my pizza, I am now munching on Andes Mints mmmmm


I am glad I missed all the spooooge on the floor

[realluke]

Thought of the day- Chinese Buffetts should be outlawed- :eek:
ahhh a very wise saying

[e-man]

WOW interesting topic today- Food and SEX. My 2 favaorite thngs in life. Now If I could just find someone to share the sex with Id be a happy man :D

[usafcop64528]

Unless I want to start hitting hard liquor the house is dry for the day. And I can't really go out and buy any.

[realluke]

Ok now that I am done eating my pizza, I am now munching on Andes Mints mmmmm


I am glad I missed all the spooooge on the floor
yumm pizza a great snack

[e-man]

I took the old fridge from when we moved in and put it in the gayrage. It will be filled with beer very soon. The fridge in the kitchen is kinda emtpy now but the BEER FRIDGE is being worked on. I need some DUFF BEER ;)

[realluke]

I took the old fridge from when we moved in and put it in the gayrage. It will be filled with beer very soon. The fridge in the kitchen is kinda emtpy now but the BEER FRIDGE is being worked on. I need some DUFF BEER ;)
summer is coming got to stock mine too sam addams light and labatt blue

[usafcop64528]

Sounds good. I was supposed to be on a UK island this summer where it would actually be legal for me to drink. They had to go take me off the deployment list.

[Quopper]

Ok now that I am done eating my pizza, I am now munching on Andes Mints mmmmm


I am glad I missed all the spooooge on the floor
I just had some left over fried shrimp and cilantro lime rice! I'm stuffed and ready for bed now!

I won't leave to go shopping for a while.........

Hey Photo - I need some of those mints, they are the best!

Hey e-man - how goes things? You see my favorite is food WITH sex! :D

[e-man]

I actually like the micro brews. Anything not mass produced{hence the name micro you idiot}. I also like the mixed cases with 4-5 diff. types from acompany. I love Michelobe Amber Bock. I havent really been in the micro scene in a awhile but we have some good distributors around here so there goes my extra cash :eek:

[e-man]

I just had some left over fried shrimp and cilantro lime rice! I'm stuffed and ready for bed now!

Hey e-man - how goes things? You see my favorite is food WITH sex! :D
Glad to see I have fullfilled you my little stuffing :p

[tk0727]

I just had some left over fried shrimp and cilantro lime rice! I'm stuffed and ready for bed now!

I won't leave to go shopping for a while.........

Hey Photo - I need some of those mints, they are the best!

Hey e-man - how goes things? You see my favorite is food WITH sex! :D


yeah, well I've got old faithful salad and a chicken breast

[e-man]

I cant keep flying out to you for a food fun filled treat. I need some at home too, any suggestions on...

[realluke]

yeah, well I've got old faithful salad and a chicken breast
love breast

[Styx]

I cant keep flying out to you for a food fun filled treat. I need some at home too, any suggestions on...
SO wait a minute...are you just playing around or are you really not getting it at home? Dont joke around like that...bad Karma for you

[e-man]

I took my daughter out today and we went to the Chinese buffet place. Nt bad. But again they should be illegal. Some hunny chicken,rice,noodles,Generals Chicken, more noodles,Spicy Chicken, then more rice. Oh yeah then the cream filled desserts. I think they were called EEyores and Cream :eek:

[e-man]

SO wait a minute...are you just playing around or are you really not getting it at home? Dont joke around like that...bad Karma for you
Well just like Rodney Dangerfield said "I like to have a cigarette after sex. Ive had the same pack for 10 years" I get no respect. :D

[realluke]

hiya styx how r ya

[Photogrrlz]

Well Q, I do have a big box of the mints

I am on my foruth one now....Wonder how sick I will get...

[Styx]

Well just like Rodney Dangerfield said "I like to have a cigarette after sex. Ive had the same pack for 10 years" I get no respect. :D
Well seeing that you have a little one, like me...are you two just exhausted once she gets to sleep or what? Do what I do...now I am a pretty private person about manners of the sort, but read about this in one of my parent mags and tried it.......it works.

Make a damn appointment....plan it out ......after a few of those, it will just happen. Try some tenderness, joking around, set the mood...and you never know.....it might be fun for you. Hell, get a babysitter, take her to dinner and get a hotel room......will cost you some bucks, but it will be fun...or just go neck somewhere and see what happens...like in high school! Dont nag ,,be sweet, pinch a little hinney every now and then, give compliments, tell her she looks hot in something and kiss her just like that........you got to work it baby! But be gentle........loving...put on your Romeo charm

[Quopper]

Photo - DROP THE MINTS AND STEP AWAY FROM THE BOX! (hell just ship them to me!)

E-Man - I have LOADS of ideas for food w/sex!

Styx - Howdy gal!

realluke - You crack me up! You like breasts huh?

TK - I am trying to eat good but those damn sweets keep sneaking up on me!

[usafcop64528]

Any one know the difference between a box of kfc chicken and a women?

[Styx]

hiya styx how r ya
Howdy......doing ok....and you?

[Quopper]

Well seeing that you have a little one, like me...are you two just exhausted once she gets to sleep or what? Do what I do...now I am a pretty private person about manners of the sort, but read about this in one of my parent mags and tried it.......it works.

Make a damn appointment....plan it out ......after a few of those, it will just happen. Try some tenderness, joking around, set the mood...and you never know.....it might be fun for you. Hell, get a babysitter, take her to dinner and get a hotel room......will cost you some bucks, but it will be fun...or just go neck somewhere and see what happens...like in high school! Dont nag ,,be sweet, pinch a little hinney every now and then, give compliments, tell her she looks hot in something and kiss her just like that........you got to work it baby! But be gentle........loving...put on your Romeo charm
Good plan Styx! I get all of that at home and it is great! Works wonders! Hell we put a heater in the garage and MY imagination went wild! :D

[Styx]

Photo - DROP THE MINTS AND STEP AWAY FROM THE BOX! (hell just ship them to me!)

E-Man - I have LOADS of ideas for food w/sex!

Styx - Howdy gal!

realluke - You crack me up! You like breasts huh?

TK - I am trying to eat good but those damn sweets keep sneaking up on me!
Bueno...howdy, hey there, Hi!

[Quopper]

Any one know the difference between a box of kfc chicken and a women?
I'll ask: What?

[usafcop64528]

Well just like Rodney Dangerfield said "I like to have a cigarette after sex. Ive had the same pack for 10 years" I get no respect. :D
Ten years aint ****

[Styx]

Good plan Styx! I get all of that at home and it is great! Works wonders! Hell we put a heater in the garage and MY imagination went wild! :D
You mean , you still have a lot of sex even at ..what was it...54? HAAAAA!!!!!!

[Quopper]

You mean , you still have a lot of sex even at ..what was it...54? HAAAAA!!!!!!
LOL! I said 47 - and YOU believed me too!! Damn you guys are easy!

[Styx]

So, e.....its not that you are not getting it ...you are just bored?

Hell, dress up in costumes and pretend you are someone else for that matter. Do the bill collector visiting to collect on a past due account...get paid with interest...hell.....life with the same person for many years does not have to be boring...dont let it be...make it fun!

[Styx]

Damn you guys are easy!

Thats what the boys used to tell me in high school..OOPPS..did I just say that?

I knew you were younger than me when you wrote that......I am just playing along.......you know me.

[Quopper]

So, e.....its not that you are not getting it ...you are just bored?

Hell, dress up in costumes and pretend you are someone else for that matter. Do the bill collector visiting to collect on a past due account...get paid with interest...hell.....life with the same person for many years does not have to be boring...dont let it be...make it fun!
Two Words:

BUY TOYS!

[Quopper]

Thats what the boys used to tell me in high school..OOPPS..did I just say that?

I knew you were younger than me when you wrote that......I am just playing along.......you know me.
LOL! I like to play along too, just not with women! :D

[Styx]

Two Words:

BUY TOYS!
Well, dont scare her.......just have fun......and be sweet.....a little naughty, but sweet. Dont go out and buy some scary looking toy that runs on a generator....take it easy at first...work up to trying new things.......

[e-man]

Well seeing that you have a little one, like me...are you two just exhausted once she gets to sleep or what? Do what I do...now I am a pretty private person about manners of the sort, but read about this in one of my parent mags and tried it.......it works.

Make a damn appointment....plan it out ......after a few of those, it will just happen. Try some tenderness, joking around, set the mood...and you never know.....it might be fun for you. Hell, get a babysitter, take her to dinner and get a hotel room......will cost you some bucks, but it will be fun...or just go neck somewhere and see what happens...like in high school! Dont nag ,,be sweet, pinch a little hinney every now and then, give compliments, tell her she looks hot in something and kiss her just like that........you got to work it baby! But be gentle........loving...put on your Romeo charm
Well, now that schools over for her and we are moved in It might actually be do-able. Not to sound too personal on here but we really only do go out together like 2-3 times a year. I would love to pay for a sitter once a month. We go to town and see a play, but with 2 kids its usually Sesame Street or Nemo on Ice. I wan to go to a adult movie {no not XXX} bt a movie without the kids. Also with the last job I worked midnights for 2 yrs and that kinda made it rough, Now I rotate and that might even be harder{hehe he said HARD} I pinch a little hiney and get yelled at :( i try to be nice but she is waaay stressed out.

[Photogrrlz]

Any one know the difference between a box of kfc chicken and a women?


None because their both finger lickin good.... :D

[Quopper]

Well, dont scare her.......just have fun......and be sweet.....a little naughty, but sweet. Dont go out and buy some scary looking toy that runs on a generator....take it easy at first...work up to trying new things.......
Okay - start with lotions, maybe lickable ones - eventually you need to work up to the Butterfly - damn thing has a remote - talk about a husband being able to mess with his wife!

[realluke]

Howdy......doing ok....and you?
great thamks for a rainy day

[usafcop64528]

After you are done with the breasts and thighs there isn't anything left but a greasy box to but your bone in.

[e-man]

So, e.....its not that you are not getting it ...you are just bored?

Hell, dress up in costumes and pretend you are someone else for that matter. Do the bill collector visiting to collect on a past due account...get paid with interest...hell.....life with the same person for many years does not have to be boring...dont let it be...make it fun!
Its not the being bored part its gettng started in the first place. When the kdis finally go sleep she is right behind them. Or during the a.m. now its a 20 mile trip to school for junior. I dont want o get too personal but the same 12 pack of jimmy caps lasts waaaaaay too longg. :eek:

[Quopper]

None because their both finger lickin good.... :D
Oh Lord Have Mercy on Your Soul! LMAO! :D

[Styx]

Well, now that schools over for her and we are moved in It might actually be do-able. Not to sound too personal on here but we really only do go out together like 2-3 times a year. I would love to pay for a sitter once a month. We go to town and see a play, but with 2 kids its usually Sesame Street or Nemo on Ice. I wan to go to a adult movie {no not XXX} bt a movie without the kids. Also with the last job I worked midnights for 2 yrs and that kinda made it rough, Now I rotate and that might even be harder{hehe he said HARD} I pinch a little hiney and get yelled at :( i try to be nice but she is waaay stressed out.
Stressed out about what? Anything you can help her out with?
Get a sitter..dont get into that watching only kid stuff rut........we do that sometimes and forget about each other and why we even have a child together....that can be dangerous to a relationship.

[Quopper]

After you are done with the breasts and thighs there isn't anything left but a greasy box to but your bone in.
I think I like Photo's answer better.................. :eek:

[Styx]

After you are done with the breasts and thighs there isn't anything left but a greasy box to but your bone in.

Who you calling greasy???

[realluke]

Photo - DROP THE MINTS AND STEP AWAY FROM THE BOX! (hell just ship them to me!)

E-Man - I have LOADS of ideas for food w/sex!

Styx - Howdy gal!

realluke - You crack me up! You like breasts huh?

TK - I am trying to eat good but those damn sweets keep sneaking up on me!
yea love breast big time

[realluke]

None because their both finger lickin good.... :D
yes yes very yum

[realluke]

Good afternoon
hiya steph hugs

[Photogrrlz]

Hell, dress up in costumes and pretend you are someone else for that matter. Do the bill collector visiting to collect on a past due account...get paid with interest...hell.....life with the same person for many years does not have to be boring...dont let it be...make it fun!


I take either you tried that or watch to much porn :p

[realluke]

right back at 'cha... ;)
thak you what ya doing today, im having a few beers

[Photogrrlz]

LOL! I like to play along too, just not with women! :D


Hey now I resemble that remark :p

[e-man]

Stressed out about what? Anything you can help her out with?
Get a sitter..dont get into that watching only kid stuff rut........we do that sometimes and forget about each other and why we even have a child together....that can be dangerous to a relationship.
I work daylight and she is running around taking kid to school,20 miles 1 way. then a few days a week takes other kid to school near the first one. Then she runas around studying all day and then drives back to get the kids and back 20+ miles home. Then Iam home and she is studying{until yesterday} and by night she is overdone and ready for bed. Not with me either. We get kids to sleep, they are usually pretty good when were both home, a little video or bool reading and he goes out. Then she passes out and Iam stuck with my t.v. Or usually Iam out by 9-9:30 if Iam working next day. This doesnt include when she has to drive 15 miles at night to work then back home. My new commute is great like 6 miles down from 18. Next month Ill be on nights and well see how that goes. :(

[e-man]

Porn? Chicken? Beer?...Wow, just another day at O.com..

(I always miss the good stuff)
Always Finger lickin' good :p :p

[usafcop64528]

Porn? Chicken? Beer?...Wow, just another day at O.com..

(I always miss the good stuff)

sounds like my idea of dinner and a movie

[sgt162]

hello everyone.

[realluke]

Qopper your not getting older your getting better hugs

[realluke]

hello everyone.
hiya sgt whats happing