Chat, chat, chat, chat, chat....

[TXLady]

Morning ya'll! I don't know what you guys are talking about w/ opposoms and such but it sounds fun! Have a great day everyone. Oh and TX is the house still standing after the storm?

Yeah, I survived. We did have tornado touch down in the area though. You have a great day, too. :)

[MrClean2557]

BTW, Mr. Clean. I have to give credit where credit it due. Your body is incredible. You obviously work hard at it. :)

Why Thank You..............My "WIFE" Really likes it.... ;) ;) ;) :D

[TXLady]

Tastes like chicken... :D


And you would know this how? :p :D

[MrClean2557]

Tastes like chicken... :D


Hopefully I don't smell like fish!!! :D :D :D :D

[TXLady]

Why Thank You..............My "WIFE" Really likes it.... ;) ;) ;) :D

I just read in another post that you have 2 kids. How old?

[TXLady]

You talk in your sleep.

Again, and you would know this how? :D

[MrClean2557]

I just read in another post that you have 2 kids. How old?


My son is 5 My daughter is 3.........Gorgeous!!!!!! :D

[TXLady]

DON'T DENY OUR LESIBAN AFFAIR!! You know you love me!!!! :D :D

STEPH! You promised you wouldn't tell! :eek: :D

[TXLady]

My son is 5 My daughter is 3.........Gorgeous!!!!!! :D


Planning on having more?

[MrClean2557]

Planning on having more?


Nope! I'm "Neutered"LOL!!!! :D

[squad51]

ok I am tired now

[squad51]

Really? Honestly, I think it takes a lot of ballz (he he, get it?) to do that..>I am trying to talk my husband into it...Was it painful?
A GOOD FRIEND HAD THAT DONE AFTER THREE kids....didn't take..fourth was born three months after my Chirs DOH! :eek:

[TXLady]

Nope! I'm "Neutered"LOL!!!! :D

Speaking of being neutered, I think the guy in the video should consider that, don't you? :D

[squad51]

WAKE THE HELL UP!
ahhh screw you there master chief I worked and went to school last night and I am doing it again tonight! :p :D

[TXLady]

Really? Honestly, I think it takes a lot of ballz (he he, get it?) to do that..>I am trying to talk my husband into it...Was it painful?

Steph, you don't want anymore kids?

[TXLady]

RECRUIT..Who the hell do you think you are talking to?!?! Drop and give me fifty!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

Go for it Steph, whip him into shape! :p

[MrClean2557]

Really? Honestly, I think it takes a lot of ballz (he he, get it?) to do that..>I am trying to talk my husband into it...Was it painful?


Actaully it wasn't really that bad....It was my idea.....a week after my daughter was born I went a did it....I did not want any more children...2 is enough for me...I have one of each....Got me outta work for about 3 days...It was in and out...The only embarrasing thing was it was a "female" doctor.....Imagine the look on my face the first minute I saw it was her!!!! :eek: LOL! :D

[TXLady]

:(

POP 'EM LIKE A ZIT!!!!!!!!!!!






oh, god..Sorry for the visual there..

Oh, c'mon. I thought you were gonna lose your chocolate milk? Maybe would could band him like you do calves. Put a big rubber band around them and they'll dry up and fall off. :D

[MrClean2557]

:(

POP 'EM LIKE A ZIT!!!!!!!!!!!






oh, god..Sorry for the visual there..


I bet he's great at parties!!!!LOL :D

[TXLady]

Actaully it wasn't really that bad....It was my idea.....a week after my daughter was born I went a did it....I did not want any more children...2 is enough for me...I have one of each....Got me outta work for about 3 days...It was in and out...The only embarrasing thing was it was a "female" doctor.....Imagine the look on my face the first minute I saw it was her!!!! :eek: LOL! :D


Imagine the look on her face when she saw it was YOU! :D :eek: :p

[squad51]

RECRUIT..Who the hell do you think you are talking to?!?! Drop and give me fifty!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
OH no you didn't! that person who called me recruit got pulled through a window and was explained that they shouldn't get their rank confused with my authority

[squad51]

I am out like a light cya

[TXLady]

SICK SICK SICK...Bad, tx.. :eek:


Ask TK, she either bands them or cuts them off. And then Quopper eats them. :eek: :D

[TXLady]

Dude, I can't take anymore of the visuals...You are sooooo grounded..


I'm only telling the truth. Ask them. ;)

[MrClean2557]

Imagine the look on her face when she saw it was YOU! :D :eek: :p


Yeah....She kept asking was I sure.....Honestly it made me uncomfortable...I was afraid I would get "excited"....She wasn't much to look at anyway....Thank god I didn't get excited!!!! :D :eek:

[MrClean2557]

Oh well, my OB docs a man..Same thing right?

You didn't get 'excited' did you??? :D


NO WAY...That's what I was afraid of!!! :eek:

[TXLady]

Donald Coleman! Good morning! How are you?

[TXLady]

Yeah....She kept asking was I sure.....Honestly it made me uncomfortable...I was afraid I would get "excited"....She wasn't much to look at anyway....Thank god I didn't get excited!!!! :D :eek:

How could you possibly get excited? She was going to slice your wee-wee! :D :eek:

[TXLady]

Donald, don't go. Come back and talk to us. We don't get to very often. :)

[MrClean2557]

I bet that's quite a fantasy for some men... :D

Not I....She was a woman with a "KNIFE" near my manhood...Not Quite a fantasy!!!!! :eek:

[MrClean2557]

I'm assuming there is a lot of 'handling of the goods' prior to de-juicifying.
Si?


De-juicifying????????? LMAO!!!!! :D :D :D

[TXLady]

I'm assuming there is a lot of 'handling of the goods' prior to de-juicifying.
Si?

I understand that. But the reason she's handling the goods is because she's gonna cut it and he would know that. I would think fear would override everything else.

[MrClean2557]

I understand that. But the reason she's handling the goods is because she's gonna cut it and he would know that. I would think fear would override everything else.


AMEN TO THAT SISTER!!!!!! :D

[TXLady]

True. I kinda wanna see how it works...Is that wrong?

Nope. Maybe they'll let you watch if your husband get's it done and maybe even let you assist. You know, he cuts the cord when you have a baby. You ought to be able to cut something, too. :p

[TXLady]

Same back at you,This is one busy week attended the Rotary club Honor Banquet last night,my step daughter was honored as one of many students who will graduate with honors,tonight its the last spring concert with her Band classmates Wed night all with other seniors she will be the guest of honor at a church we used to attend as a family,thursday my night off Friday morning Senior Awards day in the morning at HS they will be handing out College scholarships,Sat nit the Band Banquet And Dance but I wont have to attend busy week,Hope you are haing a gret week ;)

Wow, that is a busy week. You'll need the weekend to recuperate. I am having a great week. I'm off and will probably go to stay with some friends at a nearby lake. :)

[MrClean2557]

Nope. Maybe they'll let you watch if your husband get's it done and maybe even let you assist. You know, he cuts the cord when you have a baby. You ought to be able to cut something, too. :p


Negative....!!!!!! My wife didn't even go with me!!! :D

[TXLady]

Negative....!!!!!! My wife didn't even go with me!!! :D

Big ole baby! :p :D

[TXLady]

When does it start gettin warm enough to start swimming aound TX ;)

It already gets warm enough on some days, but the water temperature is still a little chilly. I don't plan on swimming yet, but we'll go out on a boat definetly.

[TXLady]

That's kinda what I think..My buddy who got his jibs snipped is also my husband's co-worker..He said if his wife has to go through all that pain on pregancy, labor and delivery..it's not asking too much for him to do that.

That was very cool of him.

When I address it with my husband, he said..WHat he we don't work out and my next wife wants kids? (Seriously)
I about sh$t myself...Yeah, we have issues. ANother reason not to have another kid.

You are serious? I swear I'd do it myself while he was sleeping. :mad:

[TXLady]

What kind of Boat are you going on ;)


I was afraid you'd ask me that. One that floats is all I know. :D It's their boat and I don't have a clue what kind it is. :rolleyes:

[Lucky Seven]

Good mornin all. I hate to ask what the posts above are refering to. :eek:

Good mornin to ya lil TX lady. :cool:

[TXLady]

yeah, he can be a real dick.. He also complains when I buy my daughter new clothes...
Last fall I bought some cheap clothes from Von Maur for the following fall..He said, DOn't buy that stuff..Something may happen to her and we'll be stuck with all these clothes.

NO SH@T.

NO WAY! :mad: I can't believe that! Has he had a lot of losses or something? Sounds like he doesn't believe that anything lasts.

[Lucky Seven]

When I address it with my husband, he said..WHat he we don't work out and my next wife wants kids? (Seriously)
I about sh$t myself...Yeah, we have issues. ANother reason not to have another kid.


Hi Steph,

Hmmm, I guess my humor in the other thread was not appropriate. Sorry. :o

Sounds like you guys have issues. :eek:

[TXLady]

Good mornin all. I hate to ask what the posts above are refering to. :eek:

Good mornin to ya lil TX lady. :cool:

Good morning Lucky! We've missed you! Have a good time?

[TXLady]

Yeah..He's just a jackass....There's obviously a lot more to it..

Sorry to bitch. :o

No need to apologize. I feel for you, girl. :(

[TXLady]

Well its a good idea to get on one that floats I hear there are Gators in some of those lakes in TX :p

LOL. I do know that a boat has to float but that's about all. I've heard rumors about gators in the lake but have never seen one.

[TXLady]

LOOK AT ME, This is my 1000th post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D


You deserve a rep point for that. Sorry I can't give you one. :rolleyes:

[MrClean2557]

That's kinda what I think..My buddy who got his jibs snipped is also my husband's co-worker..He said if his wife has to go through all that pain on pregancy, labor and delivery..it's not asking too much for him to do that.

That was very cool of him.

When I address it with my husband, he said..WHat he we don't work out and my next wife wants kids? (Seriously)
I about sh$t myself...Yeah, we have issues. ANother reason not to have another kid.


Well it never crossed my mind that that my wife and I may never stay together but I can kind of understand where he is coming from. I would never say anything like that.....

[Lucky Seven]

Good morning Lucky! We've missed you! Have a good time?


Morning Tx. Yep. Enjoyed myself immensely. Took the two German Shepards (our kids now :o ) and went down to visit my wife's oldest son then went over to the desert and looked at all the beeutifull wild flowers in bloom. BBQ'd almost every night. Got to spend a whole week and a half (lost half a week doing stuff around here) with my wife with no work to bother us. :D

Now I'm going to have to plan our next trip. :p

Steph,
Sounds like your hubby is the one with issues...doesn't sound like he wants to be there and / or doesn't appreciate you and the lil one. That's fine if he wants out but he shouldn't treat your child or you poorly. Sorry you are having problems. :confused:

[TXLady]

I do'nt want to be the one in the lake to find out if you do have Gators cause everything in Texas is BIG BIG :eek:

You wouldn't have to worry. I'd save you! :p

[Quopper]

Ask TK, she either bands them or cuts them off. And then Quopper eats them. :eek: :D
NICE!! TX - Really nice! I see how low I have fallen now! :D Oh well, the view is GREAT from down here! ;)

[Lucky Seven]

LOL. I do know that a boat has to float but that's about all. I've heard rumors about gators in the lake but have never seen one.


Hmm, I don't think you will be Captain of the ship. That's too bad cause ya can't GO DOWN on the ship. Oh no, wait that wasn't while on the ship was it. :p :eek:

[MrClean2557]

That's why I got love for ya....... ;)


Right back atchya!!!!! :D

[TXLady]

Hmm, I don't think you will be Captain of the ship. That's too bad cause ya can't GO DOWN on the ship. Oh no, wait that wasn't while on the ship was it. :p :eek:

No, I only ride on boats. ;)

[TXLady]

I don't think so Iam a BIG MAN even the ambulance personnel could'nt load me into that ambulance for emergency run to a metro city took 4 to load me :eek:

Donald, I swear! I would find some way to save you. :)

[MrClean2557]

I have to run.........Later all! :)


ADIOS!!!! :D :D :D

[Lucky Seven]

Thanks Lucky..That's life though..THe sad thing is, he doesn't want out..He won't let me leave..I really don't want out either, I think. My daughter needs two parents. Every marriage has problems; ours are a bit extreme but we are working on changing our flaws. At least I am. I know I need to give 100% to change my problems and call it quits if that doesn't change our marriage. I can only change myself, and I have to except that. I never wanted to change him, just tweek him a bit. We'll see where it goes..We've definitely been at rock bottom, it can't get worse than that. All we can do is go up. I figured I will know in the next year or so where this relationship is going.

Dr. Phil signing out.

Weel Kudos to you for trying. Sometimes ya gotta know when to fold them though. It sounds like he has some serious control issues. I wish you the best of luck. My experience after looking up from rock bottom is that it usually will drop to new depths rather than come back. My ex was a mean evil creature. That's why I finally got out. Had been miserable for years but didn't want to leave because of the kids. Swore I'd never get married again and silly me, just celebrated our eigth anniversary last month. :D I finally found out how much fun marriage can be.

[Lucky Seven]

No, I only ride on boats. ;)


Yeah but the Captain has to go down with the ship. ;)

[TXLady]

Weel Kudos to you for trying. Sometimes ya gotta know when to fold them though. It sounds like he has some serious control issues. I wish you the best of luck. My experience after looking up from rock bottom is that it usually will drop to new depths rather than come back. My ex was a mean evil creature. That's why I finally got out. Had been miserable for years but didn't want to leave because of the kids. Swore I'd never get married again and silly me, just celebrated our eigth anniversary last month. :D I finally found out how much fun marriage can be.

Lucky, I'm happy for you. A lot of people don't realize that they can be happy after going through something like that. And I'm extremely jealous of your trip. Sounds like my dream vacation. :)

[TXLady]

Yeah but the Captain has to go down with the ship. ;)

My boat isn't going anywhere. I'm only interested in boats that can stay afloat. ;)

[MrClean2557]

Lucky, I'm happy for you. A lot of people don't realize that they can be happy after going through something like that. And I'm extremely jealous of your trip. Sounds like my dream vacation. :)


IF MARRIAGE WAS PERFECT THEN EVERYONE WOULD BE MARRIED....IT TAKES TWO "ADULTS" TO MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK....HELL I'LL BE THE FIRTS ONE TO TELL YOU THAT MY WIFE IS A PAIN IN THE ( ) SOMETIMES BUT SO AM I...... :D :D

[TXLady]

Well I appreciate that TX Lady anyway I want bore you with my Boating Questions,just hope that your Day on the lake is filled with warm gentle southern winds just enough to blow your hair and don't forget the sun tan oil or sun screen ,Must be nice to be Rich ;)

Donald, you are such a SWEETHEART. The day you hoped for me sounds beautiful. And I wouldn't know a think about being rich. :)

[Lucky Seven]

Lucky, I'm happy for you. A lot of people don't realize that they can be happy after going through something like that. And I'm extremely jealous of your trip. Sounds like my dream vacation. :)


Thanks. I was probably the biggest woman hating guy in the world when we accidently crossed paths. Now, my wife is my best friend, soul mate...and a few other special things. :eek:

I used to hate that I can't backpack anymore cause of my back but I've gotten soooo spoiled with the RV thing that I can't get on the road enough now. :D

[TXLady]

IF MARRIAGE WAS PERFECT THEN EVERYONE WOULD BE MARRIED....IT TAKES TWO "ADULTS" TO MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK....HELL I'LL BE THE FIRTS ONE TO TELL YOU THAT MY WIFE IS A PAIN IN THE ( ) SOMETIMES BUT SO AM I...... :D :D

You're absolutely right. No one said marriage was easy. It's a lot of hard work.

[Lucky Seven]

IF MARRIAGE WAS PERFECT THEN EVERYONE WOULD BE MARRIED....IT TAKES TWO "ADULTS" TO MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK....HELL I'LL BE THE FIRTS ONE TO TELL YOU THAT MY WIFE IS A PAIN IN THE ( ) SOMETIMES BUT SO AM I...... :D :D


Yo are so right there Mr. Clean. Two people have two personalities and if both are not willing to work and share and be tolerant then it just seems destined for a toilet flush. :rolleyes:

[Quopper]

Yo are so right there Mr. Clean. Two people have two personalities and if both are not willing to work and share and be tolerant then it just seems destined for a toilet flush. :rolleyes:
So what happens when one of the people has 12 personalities? :eek: :D

[Lucky Seven]

So what happens when one of the people has 12 personalities? :eek: :D


Ahh, I guess it would be twelve times the fun or twelve times the misery. :eek:

[TXLady]

Thanks. I was probably the biggest woman hating guy in the world when we accidently crossed paths. Now, my wife is my best friend, soul mate...and a few other special things. :eek::D

That's when it's the absolute best. You really are "Lucky" :)

[TXLady]

Iam just playing with you about the rich part,after having Boats Campers I learned to enjoy the simple things in life,like senic trail hikes,canoeing slow water rivers,sitting out by a campfire,stargazing,winter boat trips with my cousin and swimming actually I put a boat coushin between my legs and swim out to were the big boats are making the wakes and floating the waves.Keep it on the Sunny Side of the Street :) :cool:

That sounds like pure heaven to me. The best things in live don't cost anything.

[Lucky Seven]

That's when it's the absolute best. You really are "Lucky" :)


Yes maam, I truly am. ;) (With some things anyway).

[MrClean2557]

Yo are so right there Mr. Clean. Two people have two personalities and if both are not willing to work and share and be tolerant then it just seems destined for a toilet flush. :rolleyes:



Tell me about it...the funnyn thing is we are total opposites yet we seem to have a great relationship....Plus she is seven years older than me!!!!

[Lucky Seven]

That sounds like pure heaven to me. The best things in live don't cost anything.


Hope you have a fun and relaxing vacation there TX. Hmm, bikini clad beautiful Texas woman on a boat. I'm getting a vision...or something. :p :eek:

[TXLady]

Tell me about it...the funnyn thing is we are total opposites yet we seem to have a great relationship....Plus she is seven years older than me!!!!


You know what they say, "Opposites attract." One person's strength may be your weakness and vice versa. Works out well.

[TXLady]

Hope you have a fun and relaxing vacation there TX. Hmm, bikini clad beautiful Texas woman on a boat. I'm getting a vision...or something. :p :eek:

I wonder if they have stick shifts on boats? :p ;) :eek:

[Lucky Seven]

Tell me about it...the funnyn thing is we are total opposites yet we seem to have a great relationship....Plus she is seven years older than me!!!!


Mine too. :D (Not seven though)

We don't share too many interests (i.e. music - I'm country / classical/ jazz and she's rock) but we get along great. Guess the opposite thing is true.

[Lucky Seven]

I wonder if they have stick shifts on boats? :p ;) :eek:


Step right up on the deck there cute lil bikini clad lady and let me show you the controls. Just put your hand on the throttle stick, (the shiffter looking thinghy with the big knob on the end :eek: ) and if you want it to go just gently push forward on the throttle until the big BOAT is slicing through the water. :eek: :p :D

[TXLady]

7 years huh? I wasn't expecting that.
My husband is 13 years older than me..I always that age was just a number, but now I wonder.
My husband and I are too much a like..A think that is part of it. The other part is just pure BS.

I need some happy thoughts right now..SOmeone make me giggle.

Put your tummy up to the computer screen and I'll poke it for you like the Pillsbury Doughboy. :D

[TXLady]

Step right up on the deck there cute lil bikini clad lady and let me show you the controls. Just put your hand on the throttle stick, (the shiffter looking thinghy with the big knob on the end :eek: ) and if you want it to go just gently push forward on the throttle until the big BOAT is slicing through the water. :eek: :p :D

Sounds easy enough. Can I slow it down if I want to? ;)

[Lucky Seven]

7 years huh? I wasn't expecting that.
My husband is 13 years older than me..I always that age was just a number, but now I wonder.
My husband and I are too much a like..A think that is part of it. The other part is just pure BS.

I need some happy thoughts right now..SOmeone make me giggle.


Hey Step, put on your bikini and come on down. I'm sure TX won't mind if I give you some boating lessons to cheer you up. :eek:

Now where was I. Oh-yeah, place the right hand gently around the throttle and ... :eek:

[TXLady]

Hey Step, put on your bikini and come on down. I'm sure TX won't mind if I give you some boating lessons to cheer you up. :eek:

Now where was I. Oh-yeah, place the right hand gently around the throttle and ... :eek:

YES I WOULD. One lesson at a time there Lucky.

[Quopper]

I did it...My secretary was my witness!!!! :D
Okay TX - I need a belly poke giggle too! :(

[TXLady]

I did it...My secretary was my witness!!!! :D


Did you giggle? :D

[Lucky Seven]

Sounds easy enough. Can I slow it down if I want to? ;)


Well a boat doesn't have brakes so slowing it down takes a while cause of the rocking motion and forward momentum, but if ya pull back on the throttle it will slow down to a nice gentle rocking and forward motion eventually. :eek: :p :D

[e-man]

Good morning everyone. Eman has arrived.Or Duff beer man :cool:

[e-man]

Joke of the day- How do you make a hormone???

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DOnt pay her :eek:

[TXLady]

Okay TX - I need a belly poke giggle too! :(

Well, put your tummy right up to the screen. :D

[TXLady]

Well a boat doesn't have brakes so slowing it down takes a while cause of the rocking motion and forward momentum, but if ya pull back on the throttle it will slow down to a nice gentle rocking and forward motion eventually. :eek: :p :D


Oh, OK. Cause sometimes I like to go fast, then slow. :eek: :D ;)

[Lucky Seven]

Sh@t, I'll be giving the lessons..I'm the captain of our boat, when I'm not boardin...I can load the boat on the truck, change out of my bikini and drink a beer all at once.

SKILLZ, I tells ya...mad skillz


Damn, your good. I gotta see this! :eek: :D

[TXLady]

I'll tell you Tx lady we will get Steph Whit to teach you to wake board or water ski,and you both could be in Cypress Garden Water Show,I'll pay to see that we will put Quopper in the boat to spot,Lucky Seven to Drive and SwatCop to take camera shots That ought to be a sight to see!!!!!!! :cool: :eek:


Now, that's any idea, Donald! What will you be doing? ;)

[e-man]

Sh@t, I'll be giving the lessons..I'm the captain of our boat, when I'm not boardin...I can load the boat on the truck, change out of my bikini and drink a beer all at once.

SKILLZ, I tells ya...mad skillz
I nominate Steph for Woman of the Year... :p
Can i see some bikini pics

[Lucky Seven]

Oh, OK. Cause sometimes I like to go fast, then slow. :eek: :D ;)


Friend of mine is a big boat captain. He would be LHAO if he was reading this.

Maybe we could find one of those boats that skims on fins (can't think of the name) because they really get UP and go fast. Then settle into a sail boat for some slow rides around the lake. :eek: ;)

[TXLady]

TX, poke me...I got my *** on the screen!!!!!! :eek: :D

I think I'll pass on that one. Eman will do it for you. :D

[e-man]

TX, poke me...I got my *** on the screen!!!!!! :eek: :D
I'll poke ya Steph ;) "Is that a foot long" "Why yes it is, and then some" :eek:

[BaseballBabe]

Good Morning all....


:D

[Lucky Seven]

TX, poke me...I got my *** on the screen!!!!!! :eek: :D


Let me step in here. I can handle this. :eek: :D :p

Oops, missed. :eek:

[Quopper]

Sorry to interrupt - trying out my new av.

[e-man]

HE'LL SHOOT ME ACROSS THE ROOM!!!!!!!!! :eek: :D
Its all from my pent up sexual energy... It keeps building and building until finally I shoot ya across the room... :eek:

[TXLady]

:D Iam the Big Talent Agent I set this load of Talent up,looking to book yall at Disney World,and load yours and mine with cash,I will even sign on e-man to play the drumline!!! :) :D

Ah Ha! You're looking to make some money off this aren't you? :D

[e-man]

Iam the Big Talent Agent I set this load of Talent up,looking to book yall at Disney World,and load yours and mine with cash,I will even sign on e-man to play the drumline!!! :) :D
sign me up, D Cole. I am the drummer extraordinaire.
Well at least I used to be, I have been playing over 25 years...

[Lucky Seven]

Well its been fun. But, gotta get ready for work. Working mid shift today. Ugg. :p

Hope you all have a great day and have fun here.

Tx - We'll continue your lessons later. ;)

Steph - I didn't miss I just aimed lower. :eek: Hang in there girl, hopefully if you want it to work out with the hubby it will. Just alot of work, stress, pain, etc.

[TXLady]

Friend of mine is a big boat captain. He would be LHAO if he was reading this.

Maybe we could find one of those boats that skims on fins (can't think of the name) because they really get UP and go fast. Then settle into a sail boat for some slow rides around the lake. :eek: ;)

I think anyone who reads any of this will think we're all crazy! :D

[TXLady]

Well its been fun. But, gotta get ready for work. Working mid shift today. Ugg. :p

Hope you all have a great day and have fun here.

Tx - We'll continue your lessons later. ;)

Steph - I didn't miss I just aimed lower. :eek: Hang in there girl, hopefully if you want it to work out with the hubby it will. Just alot of work, stress, pain, etc.

Have a safe shift, Lucky. Glad you're back! ;)

[TXLady]

sign me up, D Cole. I am the drummer extraordinaire.
Well at least I used to be, I have been playing over 25 years...

Hiya easy eman! How's it going?

[BaseballBabe]

Okay here is what I found for my bf for his birthday/retirement. Lucky him he gets to retire on his birthday. :D

I bought him these gag gifts:

"Bottoms up' golf tees with women's bottoms.
Grow Girlfriend -one of those things you put in the water and it grows.
"Tell 'em off Parking Tickets"


And the more practical gifts:

a mug that says "I Only Play golf On Days That End With A"Y".
Two t-shirts from our favorite baseball team.

i would've bought more but then he would've gotten mad at me for spending so much on him.

:(

[TXLady]

Sorry to interrupt - trying out my new av.

Love it Quopper! ;)

[Lucky Seven]

Ok..got to switch topics for a minute...

When I left the office a while back, I noticed an old man videotaping me. Then I realized that I did a Louey in the street..(It's a wide, quiet street and everyone does it)...First of all, I'm a bit concerned about the whole videotaping thing, considering my connection with the Task Force lately adn my informant..Secondly, if he turns the tape in to LE, can they get me for a U turn??
hmmm....


Infraction / misdemeanor not committed in their (LE) presence. Complaint could be filed or citizens arrest for traffic violation I suppose, but highly unlikely. Sounds more like a PI who's being paid to follow you. Jealous husband? Could be the narcotics thing. When I worked narc years ago had some deuche bag try and follow me home. It wasn't an old man with a video camera though.

[TXLady]

Okay here is what I found for my bf for his birthday/retirement. Lucky him he gets to retire on his birthday. :D

I bought him these gag gifts:

"Bottoms up' golf tees with women's bottoms.
Grow Girlfriend -one of those things you put in the water and it grows.
"Tell 'em off Parking Tickets"


And the more practical gifts:

a mug that says "I Only Play golf On Days That End With A"Y".
Two t-shirts from our favorite baseball team.

i would've bought more but then he would've gotten mad at me for spending so much on him.

:(

Sounds good, BBB.

[e-man]

HI TX. I like the new av. Q. Thanks Steph. BIG SMILE. I did see those awhile back when I was my alter ego.hehehe

[BaseballBabe]

Sorry to interrupt - trying out my new av.


Who the hell says "used" to be one....

:eek: I do not think you ever were one...

[TXLady]

I knew you had talent I heard that the movie Drumline,that you were the one teaching those actors to Bang It :eek: and money will make I have put together a ALL STAR LINE UP Col/Parker would be proud of me :)


Donald, I think you missed you calling. You're a natural at this. ;)

[Lucky Seven]

OK gotta go. Bye all.

Donald - Great money making idea. :eek: :D

[Quopper]

Who the hell says "used" to be one....

:eek: I do not think you ever were one...
Of course I was! I just prefer not to be! :eek:

[e-man]

http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/27357/
Already been posted but always worth another look at the greatest drummer.
PS-thats me playing the drum part for ANIMAL....... ;)

[e-man]

And when I dont shave the eyebrows I kinda look like him tooo :eek:

[BaseballBabe]

Oh yeah I forgot Baseball Babe have to squeeze her in somewhere,We will put her in the front of the boat in a string bikini in a lounging mode :)


Doesn't suit me... I much rather go topless

;) :p

[e-man]

OK friends, I gotta go to court for a bit, little speeding in a school zone thingy. BIG attitude "Dont you have anything better to do, Iam not from around here, I wasnt speeding" CRAP. 38 in a posted 15 school zone :eek:
Sorry Beyotch, you geting fined and I getting paid 4 hrs ot on my day off.
Talk to you later E

[Quopper]

OK friends, I gotta go to court for a bit, little speeding in a school zone thingy. BIG attitude "Dont you have anything better to do, Iam not from around here, I wasnt speeding" CRAP. 38 in a posted 15 school zone :eek:
Sorry Beyotch, you geting fined and I getting paid 4 hrs ot on my day off.
Talk to you later E

HEY HAVE FUN! ;) Come back and join us - sorry I'm not very chatty toady - but you know I was looking for a laugh and you deserted me! :(

[TXLady]

OK friends, I gotta go to court for a bit, little speeding in a school zone thingy. BIG attitude "Dont you have anything better to do, Iam not from around here, I wasnt speeding" CRAP. 38 in a posted 15 school zone :eek:
Sorry Beyotch, you geting fined and I getting paid 4 hrs ot on my day off.
Talk to you later E

Bye eman! Stay safe!

[BaseballBabe]

:eek: :eek: Remember to top it off with those HighHeels on a a White Satian Teddy he want worry about MONEY. :eek:


He doesn't like that stuff... but what does it matter its going to come off anyways. ;) :p :D *shakes my groovy thing*

[TXLady]

Well now thats a nice compliment from you Thanks Tx Lady :)

I can almost see you on a Mississippi River boat wheelin and dealin! ;) :D

[e-man]

HEY HAVE FUN! ;) Come back and join us - sorry I'm not very chatty toady - but you know I was looking for a laugh and you deserted me! :(
Desserting you sounds kinda like Strawberries and Cream,. hehehehe

[BaseballBabe]

Desserting you sounds kinda like Strawberries and Cream,. hehehehe


Oooooooooooooooooo yummmy!! I'll take some of that!!

[TXLady]

I would like to say a BIG THANKYOU to the following people Quopper,TxLady,BaseballBabe,Lady Lawman,Ice cold Blue Eyes,BrickCop,Delta and others that when I first came on Officer . Com I know I asked some strange questions that flamed alot of people and them all ****ed at me,I appreciate the ones I named and there have been more,to help me along and to overcome the negative press I was receving from alot of people back several months ago,I want to se the record straight and publicly thank the ones who stood by me,Again Thanks for being polite & positive to me.Donald Coleman former certified LEO now retired :)


Donald, thank you. You have always been one of my favorites. I'm glad you decided to chat with us today. You're a lot of fun. We need to do this more often. :)

[Quopper]

I would like to say a BIG THANKYOU to the following people Quopper,TxLady,BaseballBabe,Lady Lawman,Ice cold Blue Eyes,BrickCop,Delta and others that when I first came on Officer . Com I know I asked some strange questions that flamed alot of people and them all ****ed at me,I appreciate the ones I named and there have been more,to help me along and to overcome the negative press I was receving from alot of people back several months ago,I want to se the record straight and publicly thank the ones who stood by me,Again Thanks for being polite & positive to me.Donald Coleman former certified LEO now retired :)
Thanks Donald - I have always loved to chat with you and read your posts! Can't help it if the O.com Old Timers like to eat us newbies for lunch! :D

I'm glad you join in our chat thread too! Bout time!

[TXLady]

Desserting you sounds kinda like Strawberries and Cream,. hehehehe

Hey, eman? Is is true that drummers have a lot of rhythm?

[Quopper]

Hey, eman? Is is true that drummers have a lot of rhythm?
Yeah - HE DOES! :D

[TXLady]

Yeah - HE DOES! :D

I'm going to have to talk to him some more about this. ;)

[ArcticCat20]

So Quopper used to be an angel...do I dare ask what she has turned into. :p

[Quopper]

So Quopper used to be an angel...do I dare ask what she has turned into. :p
You know Arctic - I'm just purely EVIL now! Pretty much a little DEVIL, and what a damn good time I have too! :D

[ArcticCat20]

You know Arctic - I'm just purely EVIL now! Pretty much a little DEVIL, and what a damn good time I have too! :D

If you're having a good time then why change...keep with what works and by gosh you look good in horns. ;)

[Quopper]

Well gotta run and start housecleaning and find something to cook for supper hope you all have a great day and if its not sunny and warm were you are think sunny warm weather,it will be there soon see ya peace(DC) :)
Donald - when can you move in with me??? ;)


Arctic - I like my horns! Especially when I sharpen them! :eek:

[TXLady]

So Quopper used to be an angel...do I dare ask what she has turned into. :p

Didn't you notice. Quopper is now Queen. :D

[TXLady]

Well gotta run and start housecleaning and find something to cook for supper hope you all have a great day and if its not sunny and warm were you are think sunny warm weather,it will be there soon see ya peace(DC) :)

Bye, Donald. Come back soon. :)

[ArcticCat20]

Didn't you notice. Quopper is now Queen. :D

She makes a good Queen...just wondering the Queen of what. :D

[Quopper]

She makes a good Queen...just wondering the Queen of what. :D
BULL *****!!! :D

[ArcticCat20]

BULL *****!!! :D

Just remember, you said it not me. ;)

[Quopper]

Just remember, you said it not me. ;)
I have no problem admitting to my great accomplishments! :D

[ArcticCat20]

I have no problem admitting to my great accomplishments! :D

Wow, you really are full of it. ;)

[MrClean2557]

Hey .....I'm back!!! Whats up everyone..... :D

[Quopper]

Wow, you really are full of it. ;)
Why yes, Yes I AM! :D

I think I am going to play hooky(sp) and go spend some money - maybe that will brighten my day! :rolleyes:

[ArcticCat20]

Why yes, Yes I AM! :D

I think I am going to play hooky(sp) and go spend some money - maybe that will brighten my day! :rolleyes:

Now that is an idea. I wish I could play hooky, but I can't, so why you are enjoying yourself through down a couple bucks for me. Buy yourself somethin' pretty. :)

[ArcticCat20]

Hey .....I'm back!!! Whats up everyone..... :D

Quite honestly...nothing is up. I think its just going to be one of those blah days. What's up with you?

And am I the only one who thinks bald guy on a bottle of cleaner when I see MrClean's screen name? :confused: :)

[Quopper]

Now that is an idea. I wish I could play hooky, but I can't, so why you are enjoying yourself through down a couple bucks for me. Buy yourself somethin' pretty. :)
Damn- I'm not sure if I can go yet! I hate this job! :mad: Other guy has to leave early and no one else is here - go figure!

I planned on buying skimpy for the Bahamas vs. pretty! But what the hell if I can get pretty and skimpy in one package I will! So what do you want me to buy for you?

Pretty boring day on O.com Mrclean! Not sure I can offer up any good entertainment, I'm bummed over my weather! Arctic - is the south any better than the north today??

[MrClean2557]

Quite honestly...nothing is up. I think its just going to be one of those blah days. What's up with you?

And am I the only one who thinks bald guy on a bottle of cleaner when I see MrClean's screen name? :confused: :)


That's the whole idea my dear!!!! :D

[Quopper]

That's the whole idea my dear!!!! :D
Okay - your Avatar is sorta scary! :D

[MrClean2557]

Okay - your Avatar is sorta scary! :D


Sorry...I'll take it off!!! :(

[BaseballBabe]

I would like to say a BIG THANKYOU to the following people Quopper,TxLady,BaseballBabe,Lady Lawman,Ice cold Blue Eyes,BrickCop,Delta and others that when I first came on Officer . Com I know I asked some strange questions that flamed alot of people and them all ****ed at me,I appreciate the ones I named and there have been more,to help me along and to overcome the negative press I was receving from alot of people back several months ago,I want to se the record straight and publicly thank the ones who stood by me,Again Thanks for being polite & positive to me.Donald Coleman former certified LEO now retired :)


Donald... no need to thank me. Just being me. Besides, I am sure there are people on here that do not care for me. But oh well... I am not going to cry or b!tch about.

You can count on me.... hell I ask weird questions too.. right... Irish aka Hustler... lmao... :p ;)

[Quopper]

Sorry...I'll take it off!!! :(
NO! You don't have to take it off! I was just wowed by it for a moment when I figured out it was you in undies! :eek: :D

[MrClean2557]

NO! You don't have to take it off! I was just wowed by it for a moment when I figured out it was you in undies! :eek: :D



You sure? :(

[ArcticCat20]

Damn- I'm not sure if I can go yet! I hate this job! :mad: Other guy has to leave early and no one else is here - go figure!

I planned on buying skimpy for the Bahamas vs. pretty! But what the hell if I can get pretty and skimpy in one package I will! So what do you want me to buy for you?

Pretty boring day on O.com Mrclean! Not sure I can offer up any good entertainment, I'm bummed over my weather! Arctic - is the south any better than the north today??

Yep, yep, if you can get pretty and skimpy in one package then why not go with pretty skimpy. LOL. People it is going to be a long day! :p

The weather is alright here today. Last night was cold. Today it is a little overcast, a little blue sky, but not as warm as it could be. One of those lethargic kind of days I think.

[ArcticCat20]

Okay - your Avatar is sorta scary! :D

I thought MrClean's avatar was a nice change. I needed a pick-me up. :)

[MrClean2557]

OK ENOUGH...........WHEW!!! Can't keep that there too long!!! :o :o

[BaseballBabe]

brb going to reinstall my new keyboard for my laptop....

:D

[Quopper]

Yep, yep, if you can get pretty and skimpy in one package then why not go with pretty skimpy. LOL. People it is going to be a long day! :p

The weather is alright here today. Last night was cold. Today it is a little overcast, a little blue sky, but not as warm as it could be. One of those lethargic kind of days I think.
THAT'S IT - THAT'S THE TICKET - PRETTY SKIMPY!! :D

Hubby already crapped himself when I showed him the new shirts I bought Sunday! LOL!

Mrclean - all is well - leave the avatar - I'm over my initial shock! It's a nice *****! ;)

Arctic - it is a lethargic day! Sometimes I hate CO weather! It makes me sleepy and depressed! :(

[Quopper]

OK ENOUGH...........WHEW!!! Can't keep that there too long!!! :o :o
WHAT THE HAELL! I just said leave it! Being the Queen I think you have to comply! ;)

[MrClean2557]

WHAT THE HAELL! I just said leave it! Being the Queen I think you have to comply! ;)

I'm sorry but that was just a little tease.....I'm actually very modest and for security reasons I'd rather not leave up there...Be patient there maybe more to come..... ;) ;)

[MrClean2557]

DAMN IT..I missed it..Hook me up


BAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Quopper]

BAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO! You can't tell who it is by looking at your *****! Unless, oh hell never mind! :D

[MrClean2557]

Awwwwwww, I needed that..Gracias..

Impressed..I dig a nice back on a man..HUGE turn on!!!


Sorry....No head shot!!! ;)

[Quopper]

don't like HEAD shots huh???

(get it? he he he) oh..nevermind...
Didn't we have this discussion yesterday?? :D

[BaseballBabe]

Great weather here.. although its not suppose to last. The weather report says rain tomorrow and thursday. I sure hope not. I have a game tonight and I don't want it to start raining.

My new keyboard is installed now. So much easier to type now,too hard to try and type without the letter "S".

Nice picture... Clean.... but it was too small to actually see anything. But, I have another "mental and physical" imagine in my head of someone else right now....

Awwwwwwww..I am on cloud 9.. :D

[BaseballBabe]

Didn't we have this discussion yesterday?? :D

And I missed it... darn!!

:(

[MrClean2557]

Excuse me........ :o

[Quopper]

Okay, I am going to be Steph today (love ya honey ;) ) and post a topic change in the middle of a discussion! :D (I LOVE IT WHEN YOU DO THAT STEPH!)

I always b!tch about not liking my job, but here I sit, playing on the computer, wearing old Reeboks, faded blue jeans and a Corona t-shirt, with my hair in a pony and not caring if anyone walks in the door! I guess it isn't all THAT bad! :D

[Quopper]

Excuse me........ :o
Damn Mrclean you missed the discussion! And I didn't even start it - oh wait, maybe it was tied back to me! :o Something about Liking vs. Loving a man, as in Spit vs. Swallow! A few of us around here Love! :eek: :D

[MrClean2557]

Okay, I am going to be Steph today (love ya honey ;) ) and post a topic change in the middle of a discussion! :D (I LOVE IT WHEN YOU DO THAT STEPH!)

I always b!tch about not liking my job, but here I sit, playing on the computer, wearing old Reeboks, faded blue jeans and a Corona t-shirt, with my hair in a pony and not caring if anyone walks in the door! I guess it isn't all THAT bad! :D


what are you?A cashier at a convienience store??? :D

JK!!!! :D :D :D

[MrClean2557]

Damn Mrclean you missed the discussion! And I didn't even start it - oh wait, maybe it was tied back to me! :o Something about Liking vs. Loving a man, as in Spit vs. Swallow! A few of us around here Love! :eek: :D


Spit/Swallow?.....(Picturing it in my mind) ;)

[Quopper]

what are you?A cashier at a convienience store??? :D

JK!!!! :D :D :D
Hell I wish! I'm sure it's more exciting than what I do! I work in an office but we do not entertain anyone from the public, all of my work is with people out of state - so it doesn't matter if I dress like a 12 year old! :D

Just re-read my post and you can tell which is which - I put them in order, Like/Spit or Love/Swallow! :eek:

[MrClean2557]

Hell I wish! I'm sure it's more exciting than what I do! I work in an office but we do not entertain anyone from the public, all of my work is with people out of state - so it doesn't matter if I dress like a 12 year old! :D

Just re-read my post and you can tell which is which - I put them in order, Like/Spit or Love/Swallow! :eek:



Well.........How about.........NONE OF THE ABOVE FOR ME....... :D :D

[Quopper]

He he he, I don't ever do that, do I??? He he he
;)

Keeps ya on your toes!! :D
LOL! I know that is why it cracks me up! :D

Mrclean - I WOULD CERTAINLY HOPE NOT!

I swear they don't trust me around this office, I just felt like a mental patient trying to cut my steak with a plastic fork and knife! :o

[MrClean2557]

LOL! I know that is why it cracks me up! :D

Mrclean - I WOULD CERTAINLY HOPE NOT!

I swear they don't trust me around this office, I just felt like a mental patient trying to cut my steak with a plastic fork and knife! :o


Does anything at least PG rated around here??? :D :D

[Quopper]

Does anything at least PG rated around here??? :D :D
Sure - me being a mental patient is PG! :D

Should we drop it down to G from now on? Oh hell, I'd leave then! ;)

[MrClean2557]

Sure - me being a mental patient is PG! :D

Should we drop it down to G from now on? Oh hell, I'd leave then! ;)


Spits/Swallows?????? Un believable.....Who would even adnit to that!!!!! :eek:

[Quopper]

Spits/Swallows?????? Un believable.....Who would even adnit to that!!!!! :eek:
Hell - that was 6 posts back - you are still stuck on that?? :D

I'm telling you read yesterday afternoon's posts IT WASN'T ALL MY FAULT! :eek: Matter of fact - I think your TXLady had something to do with it! :eek:

[MrClean2557]

Hell - that was 6 posts back - you are still stuck on that?? :D

I'm telling yOU read yesterday afternoon's posts IT WASN'T ALL MY
FAULT! :eek:


Maybe I'll pass................let's change the subject shall we..........How's the weather?????? :D

[Styx]

where in the hell are all my green dots....what did yall do while I was gone......

Chigado, hijo de puta...i go away and what.....you change things on me?

Oh..hi yall........I am miss huffy pants today...need a nap or more coffee.....

[BaseballBabe]

yawns :( :( :confused: :( :confused: :(

[Quopper]

where in the hell are all my green dots....what did yall do while I was gone......

Chigado, hijo de puta...i go away and what.....you change things on me?

Oh..hi yall........I am miss huffy pants today...need a nap or more coffee.....
Being the selfish b!tch that I am, I took EVERYONE'S, and I am cashing them in for a free ride out of here!!

Mrclean - LOL! Hold on tight if you want to keep riding in here! :D

[BaseballBabe]

Hi Styx...

I am tired... nice to meet you.. :( and I need more of someone :D

[MrClean2557]

:D where in the hell are all my green dots....what did yall do while I was gone......

Chigado, hijo de puta...i go away and what.....you change things on me?

Oh..hi yall........I am miss huffy pants today...need a nap or more coffee.....


CONYO!!!!! QUE TE PASA MIJA... :D :D :D

[MrClean2557]

Being the selfish b!tch that I am, I took EVERYONE'S, and I am cashing them in for a free ride out of here!!

Mrclean - LOL! Hold on tight if you want to keep riding in here! :D


Trust me.................I'll hold on to anything you want me too!!! :D :D :D


JK!! :D

[sgt162]

good afternoon.

[MrClean2557]

Styx, where the hell have you been?
I rolled over this morning and you were gone...


I rolled over this morning and fell off the bed........... :eek:

[Quopper]

good afternoon.
Hey look who's back! Mr. Smooth Talker himself! I swear I see you in a whole different light after yesterday! ;) I think I'm going to have to go have a smoke, even BEFORE you start chatting! :D

How are ya Sgt??

Mrclean - if you can get a grip - go ahead and try! ;)

[Styx]

Styx, where the hell have you been?
I rolled over this morning and you were gone...

We took our critter to Sea World in San Antonio this weekend...visited some family while we were there, too. Had a blast. This a.m....it was off to dance class for the munchkin and then grocery shopping. We had a mommy -daughter coffee, milk and cake thing after dance class. A Merienda ,as we call it back home...or tea time if you will. It was fun.

[MrClean2557]

Hey look who's back! Mr. Smooth Talker himself! I swear I see you in a whole different light after yesterday! ;) I think I'm going to have to go have a smoke, even BEFORE you start chatting! :D

How are ya Sgt??

Mrclean - if you can get a grip - go ahead and try! ;)


FTDFtDFYLfer68sdkljvasdfuiophwughvudbhsfubvhwruvbg vfgnwrvfwevnhfvmefbubje[fb,pefopbief0bief0bierb!!!!!! :mad: :D

[sgt162]

Hey look who's back! Mr. Smooth Talker himself! I swear I see you in a whole different light after yesterday! ;) I think I'm going to have to go have a smoke, even BEFORE you start chatting! :D

How are ya Sgt??

Mrclean - if you can get a grip - go ahead and try! ;)
I am here. I'm very tired. I guess that chat yesterday wore me out. :p ;) :D

[sgt162]

Hi Styx...

I am tired... nice to meet you.. :( and I need more of someone :D
You can get as much of me as you need. :p ;)

[MrClean2557]

VERY COOL..I'm jealous..I went to KMart..?... :o


K-Mart?...I thought they went bankrupt??? :D :D

[sgt162]

K-Mart?...I thought they went bankrupt??? :D :D
they merged with sears.

[Quopper]

FTDFtDFYLfer68sdkljvasdfuiophwughvudbhsfubvhwruvbg vfgnwrvfwevnhfvmefbubje[fb,pefopbief0bief0bierb!!!!!! :mad: :D
WOW - that was sort of impressive! Care to elaborate!

SGT - you can't STILL be tired from yesterday! Today's a new day, perk-up and enjoy it! :D

[MrClean2557]

I know that language, let me translate for the uninformed, it says:

StePH is the shiznit as well as all the other females in this joint..I will forever be in their shadow.

he hehe


Sorry for that...Lost my temper for a minute there...Just received a call from my District Commander who wants to speak to me at 4pm....About what? I have no idea...But when the Capatin calls you directly it is never good!!!

[MrClean2557]

Well, we still have one in our city..IT sucks though...Keep diapers keep me comin' back. :o

I heard that!!!!! How about a Target? :D

[sgt162]

WOW - that was sort of impressive! Care to elaborate!

SGT - you can't STILL be tired from yesterday! Today's a new day, perk-up and enjoy it! :D
I worked all night, slept for two hours, got up and went to court, and I have to be at work in a couple of hours. I have to work all night and be in court tomarrow. Oh yeah, I also have an ear infection. :( :eek:

[sgt162]

That's why I am tired.

[Quopper]

I worked all night, slept for two hours, got up and went to court, and I have to be at work in a couple of hours. I have to work all night and be in court tomarrow. Oh yeah, I also have an ear infection. :( :eek:
Okay - you WIN! Your life sucks right now! :(

How about a nice cold beer and long sit in a hot tub?? ;)

[sgt162]

Any of ya'll that are thinking of get into LE read my last post. and, think twice. :rolleyes: :D

[sgt162]

Okay - you WIN! Your life sucks right now! :(

How about a nice cold beer and long sit in a hot tub?? ;)
by myself or are you going to join me. :p ;)

[Quopper]

by myself or are you going to join me. :p ;)
Join you - of course! :D

I can't stand to see people drink and relax by themselves! ;)

[sgt162]

Join you - of course! :D

I can't stand to see people drink and relax by themselves! ;)
I have a feeling that you could PERK me UP :p ;) :D

[TeayotaSoupra]

Any of ya'll that are thinking of get into LE read my last post. and, think twice. :rolleyes: :D
hah.. already there with the no life and constantly on the go... and class keeps starting early because of them wanting to do drill or some damn inspection..
looks like my relationship is about dead too :(

s'all good.. when I went on the ride along i've never been so happy.. even after learning who would be the first to stab me.. and where murders have happend around town lol

[ArcticCat20]

Hell I wish! I'm sure it's more exciting than what I do! I work in an office but we do not entertain anyone from the public, all of my work is with people out of state - so it doesn't matter if I dress like a 12 year old! :D

Amen to that...I'm at work wearing a t-shirt and pajama pants. I go real professional like. :rolleyes: :)

[sgt162]

ooo ooo ooo, I want in to..Pick me,pick me!!!!
Cum get in. :p ;) :D

[Quopper]

Oh, commmmmmmmmme on..Step up!!! Sleep is highly overrated..Hehe hehe..
I went to bed at 8:30 last night and got up at 6..Yeah, I was tired. :cool:
B!TCH! :eek: I went to bed at 2330 and was up by 0330 - WTF??? Not like I had anything to do - I just woke-up! POOF! So laundry got done! :mad:

[Quopper]

Amen to that...I'm at work wearing a t-shirt and pajama pants. I go real professional like. :rolleyes: :)
It must be this wild west feel of Colorado!!

Sgt - I said I would JOIN you - not share you! ;)

[ArcticCat20]

Okay - you WIN! Your life sucks right now! :(

How about a nice cold beer and long sit in a hot tub?? ;)

Didn't anyone ever tell you alcohol and a hot tub are a bad combination.

[Quopper]

hah.. already there with the no life and constantly on the go... and class keeps starting early because of them wanting to do drill or some damn inspection..
looks like my relationship is about dead too :(

s'all good.. when I went on the ride along i've never been so happy.. even after learning who would be the first to stab me.. and where murders have happend around town lol
Hey WELCOME! Sorry to hear things are in the crapper, but it is nice to see the "pretty" parts of your town! :D

[Quopper]

Didn't anyone ever tell you alcohol and a hot tub are a bad combination.
Yeah in a really GOOD way! :eek:

Steph - can I get some cheese with my wine??? :D

[ArcticCat20]

It must be this wild west feel of Colorado!!

Sgt - I said I would JOIN you - not share you! ;)

Well if I really wanted to go with the wild west feel of Colorado then I'd just work buck naked. :eek: :D

[Quopper]

COME ONE..you can share!!! I'll provide the booze, does that get me in???
HELL NO! :D I have my own, special blend that I like to bring along with me! ;)

[sgt162]

It must be this wild west feel of Colorado!!

Sgt - I said I would JOIN you - not share you! ;)
Do you think you can handle me by your self. Lot of man for one women. :p ;) :D

[Quopper]

Well if I really wanted to go with the wild west feel of Colorado then I'd just work buck naked. :eek: :D
That's why I left AZ, that was going to be the new undress code! :eek: We were way more laid back there!

[Quopper]

Do you think you can handle me by your self. Lot of man for one women. :p ;) :D
That's what you think - you've never MET this WOMAN! :D

[ArcticCat20]

Yeah in a really GOOD way! :eek:

Steph - can I get some cheese with my wine??? :D

The way I see it I'll pass on the alcohol and hot tube as a combo. I'll either take the alcohol to make the guy more attractive or if I'm already working with a stud then I'll happily take just the hot tub. I like to keep my senses nice and sharp when I've got a winner on my hands. :p

[sgt162]

Didn't anyone ever tell you alcohol and a hot tub are a bad combination.
It's a bad combo if your a virgin and want to stay that way. :p ;)

[ArcticCat20]

That's why I left AZ, that was going to be the new undress code! :eek: We were way more laid back there!

LOL, I like that, a new undress code.

I once worked at a place that actually had what type of underwear was supposed to be worn written in the dress code. Personally I didn't know my employer had a hand in what bra I put on in the mornining. Yeesh! :rolleyes:

[ArcticCat20]

It's a bad combo if your a virgin and want to stay that way. :p ;)

Honey I haven't had that dilemna in quite a few years. :o

[Quopper]

It's a bad combo if your a virgin and want to stay that way. :p ;)
Well Sgt - no worries then - it's a good combo! :D

Now we just have to find a way to ditch Steph and Styx!

[Quopper]

Honey I haven't had that dilemna in quite a few years. :o
Yeah - too many people here know how old I am, so if I said HOW many years, then their little brains would do the math and ..................... :eek:

[Quopper]

Hmm. How old are ya???/
I thought you knew - 47 - and it has been 14 years since I lost my virginity!

[sgt162]

Well Sgt - no worries then - it's a good combo! :D

Now we just have to find a way to ditch Steph and Styx!
If one of our heads is under the water they will never know we are there together. I can stay under for a while. :p ;)

[ArcticCat20]

Yeah - too many people here know how old I am, so if I said HOW many years, then their little brains would do the math and ..................... :eek:

I think its probably safe to say that NONE of us have had that dilemna for awhile...the certain number of years it has been doesn't matter. And I don't care how many years it has been...as long as I'm getting high quality action its all good. :p

[Quopper]

If one of our heads is under the water they will never know we are there together. I can stay under for a while. :p ;)
Okay - then that is the plan! :eek: I'll see you in an hour! :D

Arctic - I was honest when I posted my age and number of years since! :rolleyes:

[sgt162]

Okay - then that is the plan! :eek: I'll see you in an hour! :D

Arctic - I was honest when I posted my age and number of years since! :rolleyes:
large lungs and longer tongue and longer......

[Quopper]

large lungs and longer tongue and longer......

speechless........................................ .. :eek:

[sgt162]

:D :D Gotta run..just got off the phone with my little informant..HEading over to her house..Wish I had a permit to carry..LAter all
See ya later. Hey quopper looks like we got our wish. :p ;) :D

[sgt162]

speechless........................................ .. :eek:
I could make you speechless for hours. :p :p :p :p :p :p

[Quopper]

:D :D
See ya later. Hey quopper looks like we got our wish. :p ;) :D
Oh yeah!!! C'mon honey let's hit the hot tub right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :p

and the speechless for hours thing works VERY WELL! :D

[sgt162]

Oh yeah!!! C'mon honey let's hit the hot tub right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :p

and the speechless for hours thing works VERY WELL! :D
It's hard to talk if you can't catch your breathe. :p :p :p

[Quopper]

It's hard to talk if you can't catch your breathe. :p :p :p
Or if I'm under the water! :eek: Do we take turns? :D

[sgt162]

Or if I'm under the water! :eek: Do we take turns? :D
Hell yeah we take turns. :p ;) :D

[tk0727]

HOLY ****! Who's naked? Who's doin' who? What'd I miss? And where do I fit in the equation! :D :eek:

[Quopper]

Hell yeah we take turns. :p ;) :D
Okay - Rock - Paper - Scissors, to see who goes first - READY?

[sgt162]

Or if I'm under the water! :eek: Do we take turns? :D
Or, if you like the 68 position better that is fine with me.

[Quopper]

HOLY ****! Who's naked? Who's doin' who? What'd I miss? And where do I fit in the equation! :D :eek:
YOU DO NOT FIT IN!

Sgt and I just got rid of the other annoying women! :D

LEAVE US ALONE!

[sgt162]

Okay - Rock - Paper - Scissors, to see who goes first - READY?
I'm always like a rock.

[Quopper]

Or, if you like the 68 position better that is fine with me.
I think you need to add a 1 to that number! :D ME LIKEY! :p

[tk0727]

YOU DO NOT FIT IN!

Sgt and I just got rid of the other annoying women! :D

LEAVE US ALONE!

HEY! I thought we shared! :D Besides. I had dibs on Peaches first! :D

[Quopper]

I'm always like a rock.
Okay well that beat my paper so I'll go under first! :eek:

[sgt162]

I think you need to add a 1 to that number! :D ME LIKEY! :p
68 is do me and I owe one one. :D

[Quopper]

HEY! I thought we shared! :D Besides. I had dibs on Peaches first! :D
I used to share until you stole them all away you little DW! :D

Tough - your dibs just got drowned!

[Quopper]

68 is do me and I owe one one. :D
OH HELL NO! I don't allow IOU's for that stuff!

Trust me, I'd be irresistable anyway! ;)

[sgt162]

OH HELL NO! I don't allow IOU's for that stuff!

Trust me, I'd be irresistable anyway! ;)
It's just a joke I heard a while back.

[tk0727]

I used to share until you stole them all away you little DW! :D

Tough - your dibs just got drowned!

Not all.. you still have 2! :D ;)
We share one, and I took the rest. :D

So Peaches.. You're in a good mood today, huh?

[sgt162]

:p ;) Not all.. you still have 2! :D ;)
We share one, and I took the rest. :D

So Peaches.. You're in a good mood today, huh?
Yeah I've been on a roll for a couple of days now. :p ;) :D

[Quopper]

Not all.. you still have 2! :D ;)
We share one, and I took the rest. :D

So Peaches.. You're in a good mood today, huh?
BACK OFF TK!!! I was left in the dust today! Remember, I can ALWAYS share the new one I acquired this weekend! :eek:

Sgt - ignore her - WE'RE BUSY! :D

Okay I just shipped something to Morehead, KY - do you think a bunch of men live there???????

[tk0727]

:p ;)
Yeah I've been on a roll for a couple of days now. :p ;) :D

Well they can't blame me for corrupting you! Quopper says I corrupt them all :D
Looks like you did this one all on your own :D BUT WE LIKE IT!

[Quopper]

:p ;)
Yeah I've been on a roll for a couple of days now. :p ;) :D
More like a swirling motion isn't it?? :p

[sgt162]

BACK OFF TK!!! I was left in the dust today! Remember, I can ALWAYS share the new one I acquired this weekend! :eek:

Sgt - ignore her - WE'RE BUSY! :D

Okay I just shipped something to Morehead, KY - do you think a bunch of men live there???????
I'm almost inclined to let ya'll fight about it. the first one naked wins.

[tk0727]

BACK OFF TK!!! I was left in the dust today! Remember, I can ALWAYS share the new one I acquired this weekend! :eek:

Sgt - ignore her - WE'RE BUSY! :D

Okay I just shipped something to Morehead, KY - do you think a bunch of men live there???????


WHATEVER you like the competition! And you keep it up I'll send you the new picture I acquired over the weekend. :eek: :cool: