Chat, chat, chat, chat, chat....

[tk0727]

hiya tk how was your weekend

Hi guys.. it's raining and nasty outside today.. so just being kinda lazy. .

[BaseballBabe]

You must have very little patience...Oh well....at least I tried though!!!!! :rolleyes: :D :D :D


I work with kids all day who the hell has patience!! :eek:

[realluke]

MEN!!! Only thinking with their..... :rolleyes: :eek:
not all the time lol

[MrClean2557]

I work with kids all day who the hell has patience!! :eek:

Understood!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:

[tk0727]

Hey, I've been off for a couple of days, when did the rep points go bye bye?

[MrClean2557]

I've got this twitching in my eye..anyone ever get that?


Only when I chat w/you!!! ;)

[BaseballBabe]

...pets? Mothers?..Where are you going with this???? JK ;)


lol... uh oh my "mind" is there... oh well... never mind.... I am hungry now.... :D

[BaseballBabe]

Hey, I've been off for a couple of days, when did the rep points go bye bye?


I think yesterday...

[tk0727]

http://by102fd.bay102.hotmail.msn.com/cgi-bin/getmsg?msg=5CF98B35-C28C-4E0C-A545-8F11BFA15AE0&start=0&len=1053546&imgsafe=y&curmbox=00000000%2d0000%2d0000%2d0000%2d0000000000 01&a=9d141bbd0440b8af87a8199db5fc2e03&curmbox=00000000%2d0000%2d0000%2d0000%2d0000000000 01&a=9d141bbd0440b8af87a8199db5fc2e03

I don't know if this will work, but check it out..


that just brought up the msn hotmail sign in page..

[BaseballBabe]

not all the time lol


How about taking a polygraph test to attest to this?

I do not believe you... :p

[Quopper]

OH YOU SHUT THE HELL UP! I'm not going with you if you're getting THAT tiny! :D
You should see the shirts I bought - if necessary I can fold them up and fit them in my back pocket!! :eek:

[tk0727]

You should see the shirts I bought - if necessary I can fold them up and fit them in my back pocket!! :eek:



Yeah, well I could do that too if I wanted to show everyone my fat! LOL :D

[MrClean2557]

http://by102fd.bay102.hotmail.msn.com/cgi-bin/getmsg?msg=5CF98B35-C28C-4E0C-A545-8F11BFA15AE0&start=0&len=1053546&imgsafe=y&curmbox=00000000%2d0000%2d0000%2d0000%2d0000000000 01&a=9d141bbd0440b8af87a8199db5fc2e03&curmbox=00000000%2d0000%2d0000%2d0000%2d0000000000 01&a=9d141bbd0440b8af87a8199db5fc2e03

I don't know if this will work, but check it out..

LOL! :D I already had that one!!!! :D :D

[BaseballBabe]

What do I get for someone whom is retiring from police work?

Ideas..please. I was going to get him some gag gifts to....

[tk0727]

DUDE!! That is so fricking sick!!!! It makes me gag..How did you see and TK can't?


I tried it again and it wanted me to sign into hotmail

[realluke]

What do I get for someone whom is retiring from police work?

Ideas..please. I was going to get him some gag gifts to....
a plack with starting date and ending date and a pic

[tk0727]

Hooker.




JK :D


I'm not.. the d/w mihgt not get to go with me! :D

[realluke]

What do I get for someone whom is retiring from police work?

Ideas..please. I was going to get him some gag gifts to....
o yea and a blow up doll

[MrClean2557]

DUDE!! That is so fricking sick!!!! It makes me gag..How did you see and TK can't?


What was it exactly??? When I pulled it up it showed pictures of people with funny last names who married each other....What did you mean to post?

[MrClean2557]

What do I get for someone whom is retiring from police work?

Ideas..please. I was going to get him some gag gifts to....


Two round trip tickets to any destination in the world!!! That's what I would like.... :D :D

[realluke]

Hmm. I would suggest buying a roll of toliet paper and writing all the names of the brass on each sheet..Lt., Sgt. Captain, etc..

But that's just me... :D
LAMO i love that one

[BaseballBabe]

a plack with starting date and ending date and a pic


I do not have any pictures of him in uniform. :(

[Quopper]

Hooker.




JK :D
Damn Skippy! :D

A girl never knows when she might just need to put her shirt in her back pocket!

TK - I am going with you - I have no choice but to store my shirt in my pants since you are taking the damn mountains with you! :eek:

[tk0727]

Damn Skippy! :D

A girl never knows when she might just need to put her shirt in her back pocket!

TK - I am going with you - I have no choice but to store my shirt in my pants since you are taking the damn mountains with you! :eek:


Of course you're going with me! I already sent in the information! Now we just need to schedule the flight and stuff

[BaseballBabe]

Hmm. I would suggest buying a roll of toliet paper and writing all the names of the brass on each sheet..Lt., Sgt. Captain, etc..

But that's just me... :D


One problem with that ... he only dislikes one of them and its the Cheif but the Cheif will be leaving soon too..

[realluke]

How about taking a polygraph test to attest to this?

I do not believe you... :p
o ok most of the time lol

[Quopper]

Quopp..Eat yet?

Well, if it makes you feel better, that Chinese gave me gas :o :D
:o I just snuck in the bldg next door and got a Twix from their vending machine! LOL - I couldn't make it any longer without something! I didn't get caught though! :D

[tk0727]

Quopp..Eat yet?

Well, if it makes you feel better, that Chinese gave me gas :o :D

LOL Steph! ..



Ok guys I'm going to go for awhile .. Nice to hear from ya!

[realluke]

LOL Steph! ..



Ok guys I'm going to go for awhile .. Nice to hear from ya!
you to see ya later have fun

[BaseballBabe]

Two round trip tickets to any destination in the world!!! That's what I would like.... :D :D


Negative.. he doesn't want to go to any place in the world. He likes baseball.

[realluke]

Negative.. he doesn't want to go to any place in the world. He likes baseball.
give him tickets for a red sox game ha ha

[MrClean2557]

Quopp..Eat yet?

Well, if it makes you feel better, that Chinese gave me gas :o :D



WOW!!! WERE THOSE REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!LMFAO!!!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[BaseballBabe]

give him tickets for a red sox game ha ha


Gives Luke a "spanking" to replace the missing "rep points... :eek: :mad: :rolleyes:

[MrClean2557]

I don't know if they were real but damn....Maybe he was bit by an African Spider...


STILL LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

[BaseballBabe]

WOW!!! WERE THOSE REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!LMFAO!!!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:


Thank god I can't see them or it....


:eek:

[MrClean2557]

STill gagging!!!!!!!!!!! :D :confused: :D :eek: :(


Imagine getting kicked in those!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D

[BaseballBabe]

Thank god I can't see them or it....


:eek:



Have you seen that picture of a woman's high heel digging into "balls" ... ouch for the men!!! :eek:

[realluke]

Gives Luke a "spanking" to replace the missing "rep points... :eek: :mad: :rolleyes:
hehehehehe ooooooooo spanking lol

[TXLady]

Hi everyone. What in the world is going on in here?

[Quopper]

Hi everyone. What in the world is going on in here?
The usual! I'm trying to stay out of it though!

[sgt162]

hello guys and gals

[TXLady]

The usual! I'm trying to stay out of it though!

What do you mean? You're usually in the thick of it. ;)

[realluke]

Hi everyone. What in the world is going on in here?
hiya TXLady hugs im glad your here

[TXLady]

hello guys and gals


Hi Sgt. How are you?

[realluke]

hello guys and gals
hey whats up

[MrClean2557]

:D :D :eek: Hi everyone. What in the world is going on in here?

TXLady....IF YOU ONLY SAW IT!!!


LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !! :eek: :D :eek:

[sgt162]

Hi Sgt. How are you?
I am fine. My allergies are kicking my *****.

[sgt162]

hey whats up
nothing but the rent. :D

[TXLady]

hiya TXLady hugs im glad your here


Hi Luke, hugs back to you. What is this I hear about a spanking? :p

[MrClean2557]

I had the same problem last night..My eyes and throat were all itching..>Warmn shower helped..I stood there for like an hour daydreaming....It was odd


STILL LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sgt162]

I had the same problem last night..My eyes and throat were all itching..>Warmn shower helped..I stood there for like an hour daydreaming....It was odd
My head is stopped up, I'm sneezing, and my nose is running a 100 yard dash.

[TXLady]

:D :D :eek:

TXLady....IF YOU ONLY SAW IT!!!


LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek: :D :eek:


What did I miss, come on tell me.

[MrClean2557]

Dude, you should make that your avatar!!! :D



STOP!!!STOP!!!!MY RIBS ARE HURTING!!!!!

[MrClean2557]

What did I miss, come on tell me.


ASK STEPH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL!!!!!!!!!

[TXLady]

I am fine. My allergies are kicking my *****.


This is the time of year for that. I think everyone is suffering. Sorry. :)

[realluke]

What do you mean? You're usually in the thick of it. ;)
Quopper is staying out of it

[TXLady]

he he he he he :D

Come on Steph. Please? :)

[MrClean2557]

he he he he he :D

Can you imagine that to the song..."Do your Boys hang low"

[sgt162]

This is the time of year for that. I think everyone is suffering. Sorry. :)
I deal with it every year. I should be use to it. Tis is the only thing that sucks about south ga.

[TXLady]

Quopper is staying out of it

I see that. What's wrong with her? :eek:

[MrClean2557]

some jackass emailed me a short video segment of some dude with monster ballz...I think it's MrClean's cousin.


Yeah he my cousin...Pepe!!!!!LOL

[Quopper]

I am fine. My allergies are kicking my *****.
I'm with you on that! I wish the damn weather would make up it's mind before it kills me! :mad:

Yep - for once Queen Quopper is not involved!!

[TXLady]

I deal with it every year. I should be use to it. Tis is the only thing that sucks about south ga.


And north Texas. We're under a tornado watch today. Hope I don't get blown away or beaten with monster hail. :rolleyes:

[BaseballBabe]

Have a great afternoon/evening all!!

I am off to get my lunch and then going to find more stuff for my bf for his bday and retirement.

Gotta buy tickets for tomorrow nights game. Going to the gym tonight to get my butt in shape..

Have fun all...

Bye bye :p

[sgt162]

And north Texas. We're under a tornado watch today. Hope I don't get blown away or beaten with monster hail. :rolleyes:
I was hopingto get blown today. I meant blown away.

[realluke]

I see that. What's wrong with her? :eek:
having a slow day,

[TXLady]

I'm with you on that! I wish the damn weather would make up it's mind before it kills me! :mad:

Yep - for once Queen Quopper is not involved!!


Quopper, are you feeling alright? This isn't like you.

[Quopper]

I was hopingto get blown today. I meant blown away.
OH MY GOD! If I could give you a damn green rep for that I would!!! LMAO!! You finally jumped in with both feet!!

I THINK I LOVE YOU!! :D

[realluke]

Have a great afternoon/evening all!!

I am off to get my lunch and then going to find more stuff for my bf for his bday and retirement.

Gotta buy tickets for tomorrow nights game. Going to the gym tonight to get my butt in shape..

Have fun all...

Bye bye :p
see ya have fun hugs

[Quopper]

Quopper, are you feeling alright? This isn't like you.
I know - I have other things on my mind - Sorry! :o

[realluke]

I was hopingto get blown today. I meant blown away.
yea me too lol

[sgt162]

OH MY GOD! If I could give you a damn green rep for that I would!!! LMAO!! You finally jumped in with both feet!!

I THINK I LOVE YOU!! :D
do you know the difference in like and love?
















spit or swallow.

[TXLady]

I was hopingto get blown today. I meant blown away.

Why Sgt., :eek:

[MrClean2557]

:d :d :d :d :d Stll Lmfao!!!!!


Im Out!!!!! Going To Gym......ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha! :d :d :d

[Quopper]

do you know the difference in like and love?








spit or swallow.

I SAID I THINK I LOVE YOU! :eek:

[TXLady]

yea me too lol


LUKE! :eek: Now I really want to know about your spanking.

[TXLady]

:d :d :d :d :d Stll Lmfao!!!!!


Im Out!!!!! Going To Gym......ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha!ha! :d :d :d


By Mr. Clean!

[sgt162]

I SAID I THINK I LOVE YOU! :eek:
I' glad i talked somebody into loving me.lol :p

[sgt162]

depends.....
depends on what?

[realluke]

LUKE! :eek: Now I really want to know about your spanking.
baseballbabe wanted to know what to get her friend retireing and i said get him tickets to a red sox game then she said she was going to spank me instead of bad rep points

[Quopper]

depends on what?
I'm with you Sgt - depends on what - you either LIKE or LOVE! Pretty simple! :D

[sgt162]

Ooops..did I write that..( I have to learn to think before I type)...
Umm, nevermind.. :o
you got my mind wondering now.

[TXLady]

baseballbabe wanted to know what to get her friend retireing and i said get him tickets to a red sox game then she said she was going to spank me instead of bad rep points


Oh I see. She's really serious about her baseball. ;)

[e-man]

How is everyone this afternoon? Hi Steph, and Q. Who else is on now

[realluke]

Oh I see. She's really serious about her baseball. ;)
lol yep thats why i did it im a smart ***** today

[sgt162]

How is everyone this afternoon? Hi Steph, and Q. Who else is on now
I'm here for now.

[realluke]

How is everyone this afternoon? Hi Steph, and Q. Who else is on now
hiya buddy how ya

[Quopper]

Sorry..
I'm a people-pleaser..I believe in taking small sacrifices to make someone happy...
Okay - I should not say this! But is it really a sacrifice? Just to make him happy?

[TXLady]

Sorry..
I'm a people-pleaser..I believe in taking small sacrifices to make someone happy...

I am going to be honest here. No motives one way or another. But I honestly do not see it as a sacrifice.

[sgt162]

Okay - I should not say this! But is it really a sacrifice? Just to make him happy?
just think of it as a protien deit. :p ;) :D

[e-man]

I am finally off for 2 days. Nothing like being a freakin rookie again. No vacation time and minimal sick time. I went from 4 weeks vaca, 2 weeks of holidays and 2 weeks of personal days. Down to 9 holidays and only 2 sick per munt. I havent worked this many days in a row in 10 years. :eek:

[TXLady]

I am going to be honest here. No motives one way or another. But I honestly do not see it as a sacrifice.

Just call mr Dr. Ruth. Anymore questions?

[e-man]

What happened to the REPs? I been busy all weekend with the family and Passover, yeah Iam a jewish cop. Not many of us around huh?

[TXLady]

just think of it as a protien deit. :p ;) :D


Protein is very, very good for you. ;)

[Quopper]

I am going to be honest here. No motives one way or another. But I honestly do not see it as a sacrifice.
I think I am sick - my eyes must be blurry! Did TX actually just post that?????

Am I still thinking what I am thinking about? Or did you guys move on without telling me?????

Hey -e-man! What's up?

[TXLady]

What happened to the REPs? I been busy all weekend with the family and Passover, yeah Iam a jewish cop. Not many of us around huh?

reps are history, eman. Too many whiners.

[Quopper]

Protein is very, very good for you. ;)
I agree - but I swear to God I just passed out and am on the floor............................................. ...............

[sgt162]

Protein is very, very good for you. ;)
well, it's not good for me ;)

[TXLady]

I think I am sick - my eyes must be blurry! Did TX actually just post that?????

Am I still thinking what I am thinking about? Or did you guys move on without telling me?????

Hey -e-man! What's up?

I said it and I meant it.

[TXLady]

well, it's not good for me ;)


Certain type of protein are good for you. Certain type are good for me. ;)

[sgt162]

Certain type of protein are good for you. Certain type are good for me. ;)
I can agree with that.

[e-man]

If I can put my thoughts here. I dont care if she spits or blows chunks, IF I GET IT IAM HAPPY MAN :D :D :D

[Quopper]

I said it and I meant it.
WOW - NEVER in a million would have thought that! LOL!

Welcome to my world! :D

SGT - we have protein that is better for you than your own! ;)

[TXLady]

I can agree with that.


Isn't is great when people can agree? Now Quopper, get up off the floor. Remember, you've been giving me lessons. ;)

[Quopper]

If I can put my thoughts here. I dont care if she spits or blows chunks, IF I GET IT IAM HAPPY MAN :D :D :D
Dude that's wrong to blow chunks!

It's just like a learning to like any other taste! :eek:

[sgt162]

If I can put my thoughts here. I dont care if she spits or blows chunks, IF I GET IT IAM HAPPY MAN :D :D :D
It's less clean up. I hate when the only thing that i can grab is the window shades.

[TXLady]

I actually like that type of protein as a body-lotion rather than a mouthwash..
But that's just me.

I thought that was only me. Glad to hear I'm not alone. :o

[Quopper]

Isn't is great when people can agree? Now Quopper, get up off the floor. Remember, you've been giving me lessons. ;)

Yeah but most women wouldn't follow me through on THAT! :eek: You are a DAMN good study! :D

Okay I am off the floor - but still a little light headed! ;)

[TXLady]

I think it would be good on tortilla chips...... :p


I think that may be gonig a little far. Just my opinion. I could be wrong. :p

[Quopper]

I thought that was only me. Glad to hear I'm not alone. :o
:o I have no preference :o

[ecpd170]

oh boy i was going to say hi people but after reading a few posts i think i will say bye :eek:

[sgt162]

yep, gets me warm and tingley just thinking about it..
WHich is bad, because I am leaving in 15 minutes to meet with my lesbian couple who I know has the hots for me!!!!!!!!!! :D
I need a cigerettte now. I'll be back in a minute.

[e-man]

I actually like that type of protein as a body-lotion rather than a mouthwash..
But that's just me.
Hey STEPH, I think I love you :) :) :) :) :) :)

[Quopper]

oh boy i was going to say hi people but after reading a few posts i think i will say bye :eek:
C'mon little nubbins don't be shy...................

[TXLady]

yep, gets me warm and tingley just thinking about it..
WHich is bad, because I am leaving in 15 minutes to meet with my lesbian couple who I know has the hots for me!!!!!!!!!! :D


Remember the protein and don't do anything foolish. :eek:

[e-man]

I thought that was only me. Glad to hear I'm not alone. :o
You too TX, I LOVE YOU GUYS, :) Of course I love Q tooooooo :)
Torilla chips and all, I cant really comment on hear about my love-like marriage, can I?

[TXLady]

Hey STEPH, I think I love you :) :) :) :) :) :)


Hey! What about me?

[realluke]

I actually like that type of protein as a body-lotion rather than a mouthwash..
But that's just me.
a lady after my own heart

[TXLady]

oh boy i was going to say hi people but after reading a few posts i think i will say bye :eek:


Come on sweetie, its safe. I promise. ;)

[realluke]

Hey! What about me?
mega hugs to ya

[TXLady]

a lady after my own heart


Again, what about me? What am I chopped liver or something? :rolleyes:

[ecpd170]

Come on sweetie, its safe. I promise. ;)
as long as i dont get any on me i will stay

[realluke]

oh boy i was going to say hi people but after reading a few posts i think i will say bye :eek:
hiya how r ya pull up a chair heres a beer for ya

[TXLady]

as long as i dont get any on me i will stay


I promise to be only sweet to you, OK? ;)

[realluke]

Again, what about me? What am I chopped liver or something? :rolleyes:
mega hugs and............

[ecpd170]

hiya how r ya pull up a chair heres a beer for ya
after reading these i will have the chair i just hope you got more than one beer and a pack of smokes

[ecpd170]

I promise to be only sweet to you, OK? ;)
ok you promised now keep me clean

[Quopper]

mega hugs and............
Hey I can'tbe left out of this equasion either!

DAMN MEN! Was this the first time you have been in a room with 3 women that would "Love" you???

[TXLady]

ok you promised now keep me clean


I will protect you with my life. I swear. :)

[TXLady]

Hey I can'tbe left out of this equasion either!

DAMN MEN! Was this the first time you have been in a room with 3 women that would "Love" you???


My ego is badly bruised. I'm going to the corner to sit on the bench and wonder what's wrong with me. :(

[ecpd170]

Hey I can'tbe left out of this equasion either!

DAMN MEN! Was this the first time you have been in a room with 3 women that would "Love" you???
well this is new to you not the part of being in a room with 3 women the part of having a man there ;)

[sgt162]

I'm back :p ;) :D

[ecpd170]

My ego is badly bruised. I'm going to the corner to sit on the bench and wonder what's wrong with me. :(
do you want me to start the list :confused:

[TXLady]

well this is new to you not the part of being in a room with 3 women the part of having a man there ;)



HONK!!

[TXLady]

do you want me to start the list :confused:


Go ahead, twist the knife. Make be bleed more. I don't care. :rolleyes:

[Quopper]

My ego is badly bruised. I'm going to the corner to sit on the bench and wonder what's wrong with me. :(
My post might have come across wrong - my headache is taking over - I didn't intend that to be a slam to you TX!

Lover Boy - go dork yourself!

[e-man]

My blowing chunks comment was not to say when I get 'it' she blows chunks , just was a funny comment from a movie I cant remember the name too but it will cum to me soon. BUT the As long as I get it comment was right on the money, speaking of money shots.......
Or was it Damone to Ratner in Fast Times " it doesnt matter if she comes,stays, lays or prays, as long as your toes are still tappin" :D

[e-man]

My ego is badly bruised. I'm going to the corner to sit on the bench and wonder what's wrong with me. :(
TX, you are never left out of my equations :p
I gotta see some nude I,I mean new pics of you but I think there be nothing wrong with you... :p

[TXLady]

My post might have come across wrong - my headache is taking over - I didn't intend that to be a slam to you TX!

Lover Boy - go dork yourself!

Nothing to do with you Quopper.

[TXLady]

TX, you are never left out of my equations :p
I gotta see some nude I,I mean new pics of you but I think there be nothing wrong with you... :p


Thanks, eman. You are my new favorite person in the whole world. ;)

[e-man]

Thanks, eman. You are my new favorite person in the whole world. ;)
Thank you, Thank you. I just know how to eat I, I mean TREAT a lady... :p :p :p

[sgt162]

Thank you, Thank you. I just know how to eat I, I mean TREAT a lady... :p :p :p
There is nothing better than eating at the Y

[e-man]

On a serious note {YEah I know-wrong forum for serious}, there was a local suburban cop shot outside of Pittsburgh the other night. I will post the link.
http://www.postgazette.com/pg/05115/493949.stm
Same department where the cop was shot wearing the Second Chance vest that failed.

[e-man]

There is nothing better than eating at the Y
Man after my own heart.

[ecpd170]

Nothing to do with you Quopper.
yeah q it was just about you

[TXLady]

Gotta run people. Got a storm coming in with golf ball sized hail. Talk to you later.

[e-man]

Gotta run people. Got a storm coming in with golf ball sized hail. Talk to you later.
Be safe, Its windy as heck here in the burgh...
Whats with all the snow this past weekend, Cleveland got 12 or more inches :eek:

[sgt162]

Man after my own heart.
I was trying to catch some thes ladies.... well, not there hearts. ;) ;) :D

bye tx.

[sgt162]

hell, did we run them all off.

[sgt162]

am I being blue-balled, I mean black-balled. :D

[sgt162]

tap tap is this thing ontap tap

[TXLady]

am I being blue-balled, I mean black-balled. :D

Never, Sgt. I'm back. Had to get my car under cover.

[sgt162]

Never, Sgt. I'm back. Had to get my car under cover.
I was starting to feel lonely. :(

[TXLady]

Be safe, Its windy as heck here in the burgh...
Whats with all the snow this past weekend, Cleveland got 12 or more inches :eek:

We've got 70mph straight line winds, rain blowing sideways. I HATE this time of year. It's so nerveracking! Someone save me!

[Quopper]

tap tap is this thing ontap tap
Yeah it's on! Chill Sgt - we are just preparing for round two! :D

[sgt162]

We've got 70mph straight line winds, rain blowing sideways. I HATE this time of year. It's so nerveracking! Someone save me!
during a tornado they tell you to put your head between your legs. that's so that you can kiss your *** good bye.lol just kidding

[TXLady]

Where's Luke? I need a hug!

[Quopper]

during a tornado they tell you to put your head between your legs. that's so that you can kiss your *** good bye.lol just kidding
If I could put MY head between MY legs - I wouldn't be married! :eek:

[sgt162]

Yeah it's on! Chill Sgt - we are just preparing for round two! :D
I was starting get a complex. Felt like i was talking to myself. what is sad is that i was answering myself too. :D

[TXLady]

during a tornado they tell you to put your head between your legs. that's so that you can kiss your *** good bye.lol just kidding

Thanks for the comfort there, Sgt. :p :rolleyes:

[TXLady]

If I could put MY head between MY legs - I wouldn't be married! :eek:


OMG!! OMG!!! OMG!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

[SWATcop]

If I could put MY head between MY legs - I wouldn't be married! :eek:
If you put your head between my legs I'll never tell...
Then again, if I put MY head between your legs you won't WANT to be married

[sgt162]

Thanks for the comfort there, Sgt. :p :rolleyes:
stoms never really bother me, too much.

[Netopalis]

Gotta run people. Got a storm coming in with golf ball sized hail. Talk to you later.
Na its me I forgot to put the paper bag over my head again. when I came around I scare people off.

[Quopper]

If you put your head between my legs I'll never tell...
Then again, if I put MY head between your legs you won't WANT to be married
MMMMMMMMmmmmm - Hi SEXY! :p

I've been thinking about your above comments already today! :D

How are ya?

[TXLady]

Talk to you all after I can come out from under my desk. :(

[sgt162]

If you put your head between my legs I'll never tell...
Then again, if I put MY head between your legs you won't WANT to be married
Jay Hickman once said " If I could suck meself,I would have saved $30000 last year."

[Quopper]

OMG!! OMG!!! OMG!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:
A little too much honesty for ya TX?? :D

[Quopper]

Jay Hickman once said " If I could suck meself,I would have saved $30000 last year."
LMAO! How true for some men!

TX - it will be okay! I promise!! Good Luck!

[realluke]

Hey I can'tbe left out of this equasion either!

DAMN MEN! Was this the first time you have been in a room with 3 women that would "Love" you???
mega hugs to you too

[Netopalis]

LMAO! How true for some men!

TX - it will be okay! I promise!! Good Luck!
So true. I would have my truck paid off if I could. ;)

[realluke]

Where's Luke? I need a hug!
had go and get my truck wife had it cleaned for me early b-day pres.,anyways MEGA HUGS

[Quopper]

mega hugs to you too
Hey thanks realluke - I started all this crap and was feeling bad that I couldn't even get a hug for it! ;)

Neto - that is WRONG at your age!

[realluke]

hiya swat heres a beer

[realluke]

hiya neto a beer for y to

[Netopalis]

Hey thanks realluke - I started all this crap and was feeling bad that I couldn't even get a hug for it! ;)

Neto - that is WRONG at your age!
whats wrong at my age? I can't help the little sorority girls steal my damn wallet after they came up to my room and im asleep.

[Quopper]

hiya neto a beer for y to
***** - you are leaving me out again! :(

[realluke]

Hey thanks realluke - I started all this crap and was feeling bad that I couldn't even get a hug for it! ;)

Neto - that is WRONG at your age!
your welcome anytime

[realluke]

***** - you are leaving me out again! :(
im sorry a beer for y and a hugs

[realluke]

We've got 70mph straight line winds, rain blowing sideways. I HATE this time of year. It's so nerveracking! Someone save me!
ill hold ya

[realluke]

a round of drinks for everybody CHEERS

[Quopper]

a round of drinks for everybody CHEERS
That sounds like a plan - but I think I need something hard right now! Maybe some Jack, Jim or Jose!

[Netopalis]

We've got 70mph straight line winds, rain blowing sideways. I HATE this time of year. It's so nerveracking! Someone save me!
Why you hate it is the most excitment we get this part of the country. If I ha the money I be down there right now trying to find me a tornado.

[realluke]

That sounds like a plan - but I think I need something hard right now! Maybe some Jack, Jim or Jose!
some jose for ya cheers

[SWATcop]

Sorry - got distracted. Wife just got home. I'll be on tomorrow afternoon. Have a good one. :D

[realluke]

Sorry - got distracted. Wife just got home. I'll be on tomorrow afternoon. Have a good one. :D
you too see ya later

[SWATcop]

That sounds like a plan - but I think I need something hard right now! Maybe some Jack, Jim or Jose!
Or Bill...

[e-man]

Iam back. Where o where did Easy go? I got a call from wifey that I had 15 minutes to get to the hospital and go to the doctors office and get the medicine for little girl. SO i fly like the wind in my little GTO, sorry that was a dream in my little CR-V and get to the doctors just intime for free medicine..
Why are women terrible drivers :mad: and dont knwo where they are going, jeesh, i tell ya.

[Quopper]

Or Bill...
Hmm - never had that before - I'll have to try it sometime? :p

[SWATcop]

Hmm - never had that before - I'll have to try it sometime? :p
I think there's a place down here running a special on those in JUNE...

[Quopper]

I think there's a place down here running a special on those in JUNE...
SIGN ME UP! NOW!

[e-man]

Anyone hear crickets.... chirp chirp, chirp chirp :p :p little licks Q hunney :p

[SWATcop]

Anyone hear crickets.... chirp chirp, chirp chirp :p :p little licks Q hunney :p
No, no - you've got it all wrong.

It's LITTLE CIRCLES... :p :p :p

[Quopper]

No, no - you've got it all wrong.

It's LITTLE CIRCLES... :p :p :p
It is LITTLE CIRCLES - BUT I chewed his ***** out for saying that to me - it is reserved just for you! ;)

E-man - don't foget I still know where you live! :eek:

[realluke]

I think there's a place down here running a special on those in JUNE...
hmmmmmmmm sounds like i should visit FL

[e-man]

It is LITTLE CIRCLES - BUT I chewed his ***** out for saying that to me - it is reserved just for you! ;)

E-man - don't foget I still know where you live! :eek:
Circles is reserved for SWAT and the Easy eman gets to use the little swipes like a gecko. :p . Not together mind you.

[Quopper]

Okay Cubs - Mama Bear is off to get an education! Damn I hope it works today! I'm really too tired to think straight needless to say drive over an hour and pay attention for four and drive back! I think the cell phone will be active today!

Hey USAcop - if you see me driving like I'm drunk and talking on the phone through the Denver area - just wave me on! :D

[e-man]

Aight kiddies the e-man has got to go. Kids are home and the wife is hungry for some lov... nah who am I kidding, she wants beef, I mean food. Ah just forget the bad jokes and IAm saying peace out, later people.
Eman :p ;)

[realluke]

Aight kiddies the e-man has got to go. Kids are home and the wife is hungry for some lov... nah who am I kidding, she wants beef, I mean food. Ah just forget the bad jokes and IAm saying peace out, later people.
Eman :p ;)
see ya have a good one

[realluke]

Okay Cubs - Mama Bear is off to get an education! Damn I hope it works today! I'm really too tired to think straight needless to say drive over an hour and pay attention for four and drive back! I think the cell phone will be active today!

Hey USAcop - if you see me driving like I'm drunk and talking on the phone through the Denver area - just wave me on! :D
have fun sexy mega hugs

[Quopper]

have fun sexy mega hugs
Thanks Sweetie!

Donald - yes I have to take test and everything! I can even count to 100 by 2's! LOL! :D I'm actually carrying a 3.8ish GPA - so I guess some of the stuf sticks!

[realluke]

Thanks Sweetie!

Donald - yes I have to take test and everything! I can even count to 100 by 2's! LOL! :D I'm actually carrying a 3.8ish GPA - so I guess some of the stuf sticks!
your welcome any time some day im going to come to CO and we can a few drinks toghter

[TXLady]

OK. I survived. I HATE this weather. Seems like doomsday one minute, now the sun is shining. Wears me out. Anyone still here?

[ASUMach1]

Hey TX lady glad you're ok after the winds. Come on over to AZ it's 79 and sunny today w/ a slight breeze at 10mph

[TXLady]

ill hold ya

Awww, Luke, how did I miss this? ;)

[TXLady]

Hey TX lady glad you're ok after the winds. Come on over to AZ it's 79 and sunny today w/ a slight breeze at 10mph

Do you all get terrible storms like we do. They absolutely scare me senseless.

[ASUMach1]

Do you all get terrible storms like we do. They absolutely scare me senseless.
Eh, we get a bad one once in a while during the monsoon season. We do get a lot of dust storms. Those are damn weird just watching this massive 200 foot wall of dirt flying at you at 45-70 mph (depending on the incomming storm). After that blows through the rain usually comes and turns everything to mud. We had an almost tornado this winter though!

[VeritasAequitas]

Hi all, I was doing a search of threads, and came accross this one... Read a few previous posts, and this one seemed the most interesting... Just thought Id see if anyone is up and about...

[tk0727]

Eh, we get a bad one once in a while during the monsoon season. We do get a lot of dust storms. Those are damn weird just watching this massive 200 foot wall of dirt flying at you at 45-70 mph (depending on the incomming storm). After that blows through the rain usually comes and turns everything to mud. We had an almost tornado this winter though!


Ok, remind me to NOT come visit you! I hate storms too!

[ecpd170]

Ok, remind me to NOT come visit you! I hate storms too!
oh you havent seen nothing yet ;)

[tk0727]

oh you havent seen nothing yet ;)

Yeah, I know.. that's the problem!

[ecpd170]

Yeah, I know.. that's the problem!
no its not you know you are thinking about it ;)

[tk0727]

no its not you know you are thinking about it ;)
I know I am so bad!

[usafcop64528]

Hey whassup all

[ecpd170]

Hey whassup all
i am tk is talking dirty to me ;) :D

[usafcop64528]

Yeah, I'm starting to get jealous...j/k

[tk0727]

Yeah, I'm starting to get jealous...j/k


HEY! getting jealous not allowed! :D :D

[usafcop64528]

Oh well. I'll just let him have you then :D :D

[tk0727]

Oh well. I'll just let him have you then :D :D

we're all friends here! :D

[ecpd170]

Oh well. I'll just let him have you then :D :D
oh dont worry about it i had it i am done :D

[usafcop64528]

Hmm...thats the rumor

[tk0727]

oh dont worry about it i had it i am done :D


what'd I do now?

[ecpd170]

Hmm...thats the rumor
whats the rumor :confused:

[ecpd170]

what'd I do now?
I think a better question is what didn

[tk0727]

[QUOTE=ecpd170]I think a better question is what didn

[usafcop64528]

whats the rumor :confused:
That we're all friends. My poor attempt at humor. Don't hold it against me though, its kinda late here

[ecpd170]

That we're all friends. My poor attempt at humor. Don't hold it against me though, its kinda late here
im not i am off be safe :D

[usafcop64528]

all right see ya later

[BaseballBabe]

Hi all, I was doing a search of threads, and came accross this one... Read a few previous posts, and this one seemed the most interesting... Just thought Id see if anyone is up and about...


This thread is crazy but you will have fun...

Welcome


;)

[BaseballBabe]

good night all... I am tired been awake straight since 5 am and until 10 pm. Just got back from a baseball game and we lost!! :mad: :(

DAMN White SOX!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[squad51]

hhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllloooooooooooooo oooo

[TXLady]

Good morning! Anyone here? :)

[MrClean2557]

Good morning! Anyone here? :)


yawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwn!!!!!


Good Morning!!!! :)

[MrClean2557]

Anyone on?
Got a question: Are oppossums (spelling???) nocturnal (spelling???)?

YUP!!! BTY...........................STILL LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D

[TXLady]

Anyone on?
Got a question: Are oppossums (spelling???) nocturnal (spelling???)?

Yes, they are nocturnal. BTW thanks for the video. It was unbelieveable! Poor guy!

[TXLady]

YUP!!! BTY...........................STILL LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D

I couldn't believe what I was seeing. He has got to have glandular problem. :eek:

[TXLady]

What the hell would you do if that was you??? I can't imagine that **** dude. :D


Looks like all he can do is sit on them. I can't even imagine what it feels like when he stands up. :eek:

[TXLady]

NO problem TX..

This morning there was a big *** oppossum sitting in my yard..Just staring at me..I was like 20 feet away..Damn thing was huge..Ugly Mo-Fo...

He needs to be sleeping now. Do you live in the country?

[TXLady]

Mr. Clean must be doing his morning ritual. Mr. Clean, I just read in another post that you are married and have two children. What ages?

[TXLady]

No, quiet neighborhood..that's why I think it's odd..
Usually see our security light go off about the same time everynight, he walks by our house..IT's kinda fun, he's punctual...I don't know what he was doing..He seemed lost. Poor little dude, maybe his ho kicked him out....

They get confused sometimes I guess. Maybe he's been banned from his group. Who knows, but I love to see them.

[TXLady]

HUH??? :eek:

Huh, what?

[TXLady]

I guess I thought he was single..hmmm, interesting..
Where did he go?

Splashing water on his face, brushing his incredibly white teeth, getting a cup of coffee and pulling the hairs out of his ears. He denies the ear hair part, but I know he's lieing. ;)

[TXLady]

I guess I thought he was single..hmmm, interesting..
Where did he go?

I know exactly what you're thinking. :)

[MrClean2557]

I'm here.....Was sidetracked watching ESPN!!! What's up everyone..... :D

[MrClean2557]

I know exactly what you're thinking. :)


Excuse Me????? ;)

[TXLady]

Excuse Me????? ;)

Nevermind. :)

[ASUMach1]

Morning ya'll! I don't know what you guys are talking about w/ opposoms and such but it sounds fun! Have a great day everyone. Oh and TX is the house still standing after the storm?

[MrClean2557]

Did I miss something???? :confused:

[TXLady]

BTW, Mr. Clean. I have to give credit where credit it due. Your body is incredible. You obviously work hard at it. :)

[TXLady]

Did I miss something???? :confused:

It's all good, don't worry. ;)