Chat, chat, chat, chat, chat....

[ecpd170]

Hi Lover Girl and TK how are my women doing today. :D :D
Daddy

[realluke]

Well, I'm back from the workman's comp doc. Out to lunch. They gave me an appointment for Monday. Lovely.
that stinks, heres a beer for ya

[MrClean2557]

Boys, boys, be patient now. Good things come to those who wait. I can't help it if I'm irresistable. :D


Well you put it out there...now we must see!!!!! :D :D

[Quopper]

That's just because you haven't met ME yet... :D
OHHHHH BUSTED! :eek:



Uhm hi baby - how was the Dr? :D

[SWATcop]

OHHHHH BUSTED! :eek:



Uhm hi baby - how was the Dr? :D
Not as much fun as letting you play with your stethoscope on my chest... ;)

[ArcticCat20]

When the hell did you turn into me?? :D ;)

What can I say, I've been holding back, gauging the situation, just waiting to let myself loose. Hold on boys, this kitty is out on the prowl. :eek: :D

[Styx]

You don't have to behave here - Hell I never have! :eek:

If it makes you feel better since people are throwing around the "V" word and you felt the need to defend yourself, the "instructor" that I am talking about is 50, and one of the HOTTEST men I have ever had the pleasure of touching - even if it was in an educational environment! :eek: :D

Personally, I think older men are far more attractive than younger men...these days. Of course I am getting older, so maybe that is why. Dont get me wrong, young men are fine ...but more as an ornamental figure, you know. I mean hell, we all get old.....if you need Viagra...you can find another way to make a woman happy in that department, you know!
Aw poop.....40 is coming too soon for me.......

[realluke]

When the hell did you turn into me?? :D ;)
that you r beautful babe

[ArcticCat20]

OHHHHH BUSTED! :eek:



Uhm hi baby - how was the Dr? :D

I'm getting the feeling that SWAT much rather play with the nurse than the doctor. ;)

[Quopper]

Not as much fun as letting you play with your stethoscope on my chest... ;)
Actually letting YOU play with YOUR stethoscope on MY....................! ;) That would be MORE fun! :D

[realluke]

Personally, I think older men are far more attractive than younger men...these days. Of course I am getting older, so maybe that is why. Dont get me wrong, young men are fine ...but more as an ornamental figure, you know. I mean hell, we all get old.....if you need Viagra...you can find another way to make a woman happy in that department, you know!
Aw hell.....40 is coming too soon for me.......
thank you thank you :D

[Quopper]

that you r beautful babe
Thank You!! :)

Arctic - ONLY IF I AM HIS NURSE! :D

[SWATcop]

Actually letting YOU play with YOUR stethoscope on MY....................! ;) That would be MORE fun! :D
Maybe I can borrow one of those "spreader thingies" from the local gynecologist... :eek:

[ArcticCat20]

Maybe I can borrow one of those "spreader thingies" from the local gynecologist... :eek:

Eww, I think that just killed it for about any woman in this forum. Go back to the stethoscope honey.

[MrClean2557]

Personally, I think older men are far more attractive than younger men...these days. Of course I am getting older, so maybe that is why. Dont get me wrong, young men are fine ...but more as an ornamental figure, you know. I mean hell, we all get old.....if you need Viagra...you can find another way to make a woman happy in that department, you know!
Aw poop.....40 is coming too soon for me.......


I'm on that same trainof thought..I've always dug older woman too..they are never afraid to be who they are...hel my wife is seven years older than me....Hey if the "v" stuff works ....IT WORKS! :D

[Quopper]

Maybe I can borrow one of those "spreader thingies" from the local gynecologist... :eek:
OH HAELL NO!

Sun of a b!tch - I had a c-section just to avoid anything THAT large! :eek:

[MrClean2557]

Maybe I can borrow one of those "spreader thingies" from the local gynecologist... :eek:

HAH!!! :D LMAO!

[SWATcop]

Eww, I think that just killed it for about any woman in this forum. Go back to the stethoscope honey.
So I guess a butt-plug and a ball gag are out of the question... :rolleyes:

[SWATcop]

OH HAELL NO!

Sun of a b!tch - I had a c-section just to avoid anything THAT large! :eek:
(looks around with an innocent face) Who, ME?...

[MrClean2557]

So I guess a butt-plug and a ball gag are out of the question... :rolleyes:


BRING OUT THE GIMP!!!!!! :D :D

[ArcticCat20]

So I guess a butt-plug and a ball gag are out of the question... :rolleyes:

Well those don't really work it for me...but the spreader thing is just wrong. Be glad you aren't the woman on the doctor's exam table when they break out that bad boy. It is not a pleasant experience. Thus Quopper's reasoning for the C-section.

[realluke]

im ill and i need a nurse to check me out lol

[Quopper]

(looks around with an innocent face) Who, ME?...
Innocent - LMFAO! There is NOTHING innocent about you!

Keep the butt plug and ball-gag for yourself in case you ever decide to venture into Auto-Erotica! :eek:

I will however bring handcuffs, and black leather! ;)

[SWATcop]

Innocent - LMFAO! There is NOTHING innocent about you!

Keep the butt plug and ball-gag for yourself in case you ever decide to venture into Auto-Erotica! :eek:

I will however bring handcuffs, and black leather! ;)
Just so long as you don't make me wear that leather mask with the zipper over the tongue... :p :p :p

[Quopper]

Just so long as you don't make me wear that leather mask with the zipper over the tongue... :p :p :p
OH HELL NO! NOTHING covers your tongue except for me! :eek: :D Damn!

[Quopper]

im ill and i need a nurse to check me out lol
As soon as I am done with this oneary patient I'll be there! LOL! :D

[MrClean2557]

OH HELL NO! NOTHING covers your tongue except for me! :eek: :D Damn!


Wait..I'm gonna get Popcorn!! :D

[SWATcop]

As soon as I am done with this oneary patient I'll be there! LOL! :D
I don't know about how quick I'll be. This is a serious problem here, Doc! It could be terminal!!!

[Quopper]

I don't know about how quick I'll be. This is a serious problem here, Doc! It could be terminal!!!
Well then I guess we need to arrange for LONG term care! :p

[realluke]

As soon as I am done with this oneary patient I'll be there! LOL! :D
k ill wait lol

[Styx]

Maybe I can borrow one of those "spreader thingies" from the local gynecologist... :eek:
Uh..thats quite alright......thats really not fun for anybody and if you dont believe me....ask any woman or just have one used on you. Guys complain about a little old finger in their butt for a prostate check.......babies.......ya..no more.....no graphics for this one.

Isnt that torture device called a Speculum, ladies? What a nice name..more like a jackhammer without power, if you ask me.

[MrClean2557]

Uh..thats quite alright......thats really not fun for anybody and if you dont believe me....ask any woman or just have one used on you. Guys complain about a little old finger in their butt for a prostate check.......babies.......ya..no more.....no graphics for this one.

Isnt that torture device called a Speculum, ladies? What a nice name..more like a jackhammer without power, if you ask me.


I passed two kidney stones...Marinate on that thought!!!! :eek:

[SWATcop]

Uh..thats quite alright......thats really not fun for anybody and if you dont believe me....ask any woman or just have one used on you. Guys complain about a little old finger in their butt for a prostate check.......babies.......ya..no more.....no graphics for this one.

Isnt that torture device called a Speculum, ladies? What a nice name..more like a jackhammer without power, if you ask me.
On a sincere note I really wasn't aware of that. I thought they just slid it in and did their business. I didn't have a clue that it was painful. Sorry, I retract all references to "the spreader thingie."

[Styx]

Just so long as you don't make me wear that leather mask with the zipper over the tongue... :p :p :p

Oh come on now, the Hannibal Lecter look is very enticing to some women......just bring a cookebook and some salad tongs and you will be a hit!

[Quopper]

On a sincere note I really wasn't aware of that. I thought they just slid it in and did their business. I didn't have a clue that it was painful. Sorry, I retract all references to "the spreader thingie."
It's just a thing man, just a thing! No need to apologize! It made me laugh in horror! :eek: :D

Styx honey - you gonna survive?? ;)

[Styx]

I passed two kidney stones...Marinate on that thought!!!! :eek:
Next time you pass an 8 pound 9 ounce kidney stone that is 21 inches long..........I will start to marinate...keep me posted!

[Quopper]

Next time you pass an 8 pound 9 ounce kidney stone that is 21 inches long..........I will start to marinate...keep me posted!
That is why the 9lb 5oz came straight out the belly! Have a nasty little scar - but that was STILL the lesser of 2 evils! :D

[Styx]

On a sincere note I really wasn't aware of that. I thought they just slid it in and did their business. I didn't have a clue that it was painful. Sorry, I retract all references to "the spreader thingie."

Oh , no need to apologize, hon...it shouldnt be painful...just depends on the doctor and his/her level of gentleness. Its mostly uncomfortable, but never fun. I have never met a woman who looked forward to her yearly exam involving that thing.....but its something we must do to stay healthy.

You are sweet, though......compassion is a good quality to have, you know.

[realluke]

I passed two kidney stones...Marinate on that thought!!!! :eek:
OUCH big time

[Styx]

Styx honey - you gonna survive?? ;)

Thats what I do, sweetie.........thanks for asking!

[SWATcop]

You are sweet, though......compassion is a good quality to have, you know.
I'll tell the Chief that in my next IA... ;)

Have a good day. I'm outta here until tomorrow.

[MrClean2557]

Next time you pass an 8 pound 9 ounce kidney stone that is 21 inches long..........I will start to marinate...keep me posted!


Try holding your pee for 1 hour and 22 minutes while a diamond size pebble is keeping blocked up.........CRIED LIKE A BABY!!! :(

[ArcticCat20]

Next time you pass an 8 pound 9 ounce kidney stone that is 21 inches long..........I will start to marinate...keep me posted!

Yep, yep, thats what I'm talking about. Somebody once posed the thought that for every baby a woman had their husband should have to pass a kidney stone just to get an idea of what a woman goes through. What do you guys think?

[MrClean2557]

OUCH big time


YEZZER!!!! :(

[MrClean2557]

Yep, yep, thats what I'm talking about. Somebody once posed the thought that for every baby a woman had their husband should have to pass a kidney stone just to get an idea of what a woman goes through. What do you guys think?


Like I said earlier...I passed TWO!!! Was not pretty.... :(

[Quopper]

You are sweet, though......compassion is a good quality to have, you know.
He is sorta sweet once in a while - maybe I should lick him to find out just how sweet? :p :D

LOL - REALITY Styx - don't tell him nice things, I have alrady OVER-inflated his ego! LOL!

[ArcticCat20]

Try holding your pee for 1 hour and 22 minutes while a diamond size pebble is keeping blocked up.........CRIED LIKE A BABY!!! :(

Oh, you poor thing. While I do feel sorry for any guy for passing a kidney stone...try passing a 7 or 8 pound baby with natural child birth...then get back to me. :rolleyes:

[Quopper]

Oh, you poor thing. While I do feel sorry for any guy for passing a kidney stone...try passing a 7 or 8 pound baby with natural child birth...then get back to me. :rolleyes:
Yeah SORRY guys! NO compassion from us ladies!

Can we talk about something MORE pelasant now - like going to the dentist?? :D

Damn we REALLY sunk the chat today! :eek: :D

[realluke]

Oh, you poor thing. While I do feel sorry for any guy for passing a kidney stone...try passing a 7 or 8 pound baby with natural child birth...then get back to me. :rolleyes:
major ouch big time

[realluke]

Yeah SORRY guys! NO compassion from us ladies!

Can we talk about something MORE pelasant now - like going to the dentist?? :D

Damn we REALLY sunk the chat today! :eek: :D
lets all go camping sit around the fire and get $hit faced and........

[Quopper]

lets all go camping sit around the fire and get $hit faced and........
NOW YOU ARE TALKING!! You dont mind if I bring my man JOSE do you?? :D

[MrClean2557]

Oh, you poor thing. While I do feel sorry for any guy for passing a kidney stone...try passing a 7 or 8 pound baby with natural child birth...then get back to me. :rolleyes:


Look...I'm not saying one is more painfull than the other...I've seen childbirth first hand and I was amazed...Woman deserve all the crdeit in the world for having to do so....BUTand I mean BUT....I litterally thought I was going to die when I passed that first Kidney stone....I was in the ARMY at the time and I considered myself a bad ***....that my friend was the worst experience I have ever felt....I love and respect all woman who chose to HAVE CHILDREN AND GO THROUGH THAT EXPERIENCE. :D

[ArcticCat20]

NOW YOU ARE TALKING!! You dont mind if I bring my man JOSE do you?? :D

As long as there is enough Jose to go around. :p

[ArcticCat20]

MrClean, I understand completely what you are saying, I'm just sticking up for the women. Like Quopper said, you won't be getting any sympathy from us on the subject. I'm getting the feeling we aren't the most sympathetic group around. ;)

[Styx]

Try holding your pee for 1 hour and 22 minutes while a diamond size pebble is keeping blocked up.........CRIED LIKE A BABY!!! :(
Try pushing for 3 hours after 24 hours of labor.......I am going to win this pain contest, vato.......I am not giving too many details out of sheer modesty. Lets put it this way...I had a lot of stitches and I did not have a C-section. Kind of makes you say HMMMMMMMM? Yes, I had an epidural, but only after the doctor figured I wouldnt have enough energy to push when he saw what the pain was doing to me.....I think I made up cus words.

[Styx]

Look...I'm not saying one is more painfull than the other...I've seen childbirth first hand and I was amazed...Woman deserve all the crdeit in the world for having to do so....BUTand I mean BUT....I litterally thought I was going to die when I passed that first Kidney stone....I was in the ARMY at the time and I considered myself a bad ***....that my friend was the worst experience I have ever felt....I love and respect all woman who chose to HAVE CHILDREN AND GO THROUGH THAT EXPERIENCE. :D
I am sure it hurt, mijo, and I am sorry we are not showing any compassion like we are supposed to.......sana , sana colita de rana..there is that better?

[MrClean2557]

OK Ladies..Enough said You WIN....................................As ALWAYS!!! :D :D :D :D

[Quopper]

Try pushing for 3 hours after 24 hours of labor.......I am going to win this pain contest, vato.......I am not giving too many details out of sheer modesty. Lets put it this way...I had a lot of stitches and I did not have a C-section. Kind of makes you say HMMMMMMMM? Yes, I had an epidural, but only after the doctor figured I wouldnt have enough energy to push when he saw what the pain was doing to me.....I think I made up cus words.
I'll let you win the pain contest, but try having a stroke four days after delivery and ending up back in the hospital with NO baby with you, I had to leave her alone with her DAD! LOL - that almost caused me to stroke out again!

[MrClean2557]

NOW YOU ARE TALKING!! You dont mind if I bring my man JOSE do you?? :D


JOSE??????? Hey that's ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[MrClean2557]

I am sure it hurt, mijo, and I am sorry we are not showing any compassion like we are supposed to.......sana , sana colita de rana..there is that better?


LMFAO!!!!! My Abuelita used to say that ALLLLLLLLLLL the time.......Still does too!!!!! :D

[realluke]

NOW YOU ARE TALKING!! You dont mind if I bring my man JOSE do you?? :D
no not at all might have a sip myself

[MrClean2557]

I'll let you win the pain contest, but try having a stroke four days after delivery and ending up back in the hospital with NO baby with you, I had to leave her alone with her DAD! LOL - that almost caused me to stroke out again!


Holy CRAP!!!! :eek: Now that takes the sympathy cake...That's a terrible story...Ihope everything turned out OK? :confused:

[Quopper]

no not at all might have a sip myself
I'll bring the BIG bottle with the handle! It has to be Cuervo Especial! Hope you all can handle me when I have had THAT much Jose! ;) You think I'm bad now! HA! :eek:

[Quopper]

Holy CRAP!!!! :eek: Now that takes the sympathy cake...That's a terrible story...Ihope everything turned out OK? :confused:
It's all good! No more babies after that, but I am spoiled with only having one! Only have issues now when my blood pressure spikes! But hell all those Anger Managmenet classes helped! :eek: ;) :D

[realluke]

I'll bring the BIG bottle with the handle! It has to be Cuervo Especial! Hope you all can handle me when I have had THAT much Jose! ;) You think I'm bad now! HA! :eek:
bring it on we r here to chill and have a great time

[MrClean2557]

It's all good! No more babies after that, but I am spoiled with only having one! Only have issues now when my blood pressure spikes! But hell all those Anger Managmenet classes helped! :eek: ;) :D

That one child makes it all the more special..... :D :D :D

[Quopper]

bring it on we r here to chill and have a great time
Oh, well, if we are going to just "chill" then I better stick with Corona! :D

[Quopper]

That one child makes it all the more special..... :D :D :D
Yeah - that is what SHE thinks too! :eek:

[Styx]

I'll let you win the pain contest, but try having a stroke four days after delivery and ending up back in the hospital with NO baby with you, I had to leave her alone with her DAD! LOL - that almost caused me to stroke out again!
OH MY GOSH...you poor dear. I feel so lucky.....you are ok now, right?

[MrClean2557]

Yeah - that is what SHE thinks too! :eek:

My little girl KNOWS She special to me!!!! :D :D :D

[Styx]

LMFAO!!!!! My Abuelita used to say that ALLLLLLLLLLL the time.......Still does too!!!!! :D


Hee, Hee...I knew you would know what that meant...my Abuelito and my mom and dad use to say that. My dad still does.....

[realluke]

Oh, well, if we are going to just "chill" then I better stick with Corona! :D
and be a little wild hehehehe

[MrClean2557]

Hee, Hee...I knew you would know what that meant...my Abuelito and my mom and dad use to say that. My dad still does.....


....Y Se no Sana Hoy...SE Sana MANANA!!!! :D :D

[Quopper]

OH MY GOSH...you poor dear. I feel so lucky.....you are ok now, right?
Oh hell ya! It has almost been 10 years now! WOW - it still seems like yesterday though! I ended up being VERY sick for about 6 weeks, and then so-so sick for about a year. I still have issues occassionally because the illness that I got from my pregnancy I will always have. But I have had some surgeries to corrrect some of the problems and I do good. I know what signs to look for if I think I will get sick again. It has (knock on wood) actually been about 2 years since the last problems that I have had!

[Quopper]

and be a little wild hehehehe
Now if you want WILD then I will keep the JOSE! LOL - make up your mind, then I can choose my booze! :D

[realluke]

Now if you want WILD then I will keep the JOSE! LOL - make up your mind, then I can choose my booze! :D
keep the JOSE and ill drink Sam Addams light

[MrClean2557]

keep the JOSE and ill drink Sam Addams light


RUM for me Papa!!!!! :D

[realluke]

RUM for me Papa!!!!! :D
rum is good lol

[Styx]

Gotta go, ladies and gents...need to prep for a weekend trip. I may be back......depends.......
Stay safe!

[MrClean2557]

rum is good lol

With COKE and a twist of Lime.....AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I can taste it now!!! :p

[realluke]

With COKE and a twist of Lime.....AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I can taste it now!!! :p
very yum a great pick

[realluke]

Gotta go, ladies and gents...need to prep for a weekend trip. I may be back......depends.......
Stay safe!
have a great weekend

[ecpd170]

oh lover girl did you miss me :D

[MrClean2557]

very yum a great pick


On the rocks of course!!! :D

[realluke]

On the rocks of course!!! :D
yes on the rock a wise chouce

[Quopper]

oh lover girl did you miss me :D
Of course I missed you!

Where the HELL have you been?????

[tk0727]

Of course I missed you!

Where the HELL have you been?????


he's been with me... we've been um... exercising! :D

[realluke]

hiya ecpd how r ya

[Quopper]

he's been with me... we've been um... exercising! :D
Sorry baby - I already had the towel today - you must have gotten my seconds! :eek: :D

[Styx]

Sorry baby - I already had the towel today - you must have gotten my seconds! :eek: :D

.I am so tired, I read this post quickly and thought you wrote
"I already had a bowel today" and when I did a double take, I realized I need to start wearing my glasses all the time and sleeping more

[Quopper]

.I am so tired, I read this post quickly and thought you wrote
"I already had a bowel today" and when I did a double take, I realized I need to start wearing my glasses all the time and sleeping more
Oh crap STYX - I'm gonna cry from laughing! :D

I LOVE YOU FOR ALWAYS MAKING ME LAUGH!!!

[tk0727]

Sorry baby - I already had the towel today - you must have gotten my seconds! :eek: :D


no. i told him last night, I don't need a towel. I'm just good like that! You never even knew I was there before you!

[MrClean2557]

.I am so tired, I read this post quickly and thought you wrote
"I already had a bowel today" and when I did a double take, I realized I need to start wearing my glasses all the time and sleeping more

"bowel"......LOL :D :D :D ...Hermana...tiene que coherlo mas suave...vayase a descansar...Hojala que todas esta bien!!! :D :D

[Quopper]

no. i told him last night, I don't need a towel. I'm just good like that! You never even knew I was there before you!
Okay who cares who was first - WE HAD A THREE-WAY LAST NIGHT! :D

[tk0727]

Okay who cares who was first - WE HAD A THREE-WAY LAST NIGHT! :D


I thought it was 5 total? :eek:

[MrClean2557]

no. i told him last night, I don't need a towel. I'm just good like that! You never even knew I was there before you!

Now that's HARDCORE!!! :eek: :eek: :D :D JK :D :D

[realluke]

Okay who cares who was first - WE HAD A THREE-WAY LAST NIGHT! :D
LAMO :D lol

[Styx]

Oh crap STYX - I'm gonna cry from laughing! :D

I LOVE YOU FOR ALWAYS MAKING ME LAUGH!!!
Always happy to do that, you know!

[SWATcop]

Okay who cares who was first - WE HAD A THREE-WAY LAST NIGHT! :D
Ah-HA!!! So THAT'S why you're bringing TK to Florida with you...... :D

[Styx]

"bowel"......LOL :D :D :D ...Hermana...tiene que coherlo mas suave...vayase a descansar...Hojala que todas esta bien!!! :D :D
You are so sweet...I promise to take it easy this weekend!

[realluke]

.I am so tired, I read this post quickly and thought you wrote
"I already had a bowel today" and when I did a double take, I realized I need to start wearing my glasses all the time and sleeping more
LAMO almost peed my pants ,made it to the bathroom ok lol

[MrClean2557]

You are so sweet...I promise to take it easy this weekend!


Good.... :D :D :D Hope you and the family have a good time... :D :D :D

[Styx]

LAMO almost peed my pants ,made it to the bathroom ok lol

So happy I can help get you all to laugh!

[Styx]

Good.... :D :D :D Hope you and the family have a good time... :D :D :D

Our daughter does not give me or my husband the time of day when my sister and brother in law are around...and my parents will be there too....so i will get to rest a bit. Maybe even go on a date...just the 2 of us. That will be nice!

[realluke]

I thought it was 5 total? :eek:
lmao :D lol

[realluke]

be back in a bit

[MrClean2557]

Our daughter does not give me or my husband the time of day when my sister and brother in law are around...and my parents will be there too....so i will get to rest a bit. Maybe even go on a date...just the 2 of us. That will be nice!


Date??? What's that? :D :D :D :D

[ecpd170]

no. i told him last night, I don't need a towel. I'm just good like that! You never even knew I was there before you!
Don

[Styx]

Date??? What's that? :D :D :D :D
Tell me about it......

[Quopper]

[QUOTE=ecpd170]Don

[MrClean2557]

Tell me about it......


I wish I could.... :D :D :D

[Quopper]

Ah-HA!!! So THAT'S why you're bringing TK to Florida with you...... :D
NO!! I WON'T SHARE YOU! Remember she needs a SWATcop friend or else I will be handcuffed to her! ;)

[ecpd170]

Oh I KNOW it wasn't me!! :D
or so you think ;)

[Quopper]

or so you think ;)
I thought you told me on Wednesday that I was the only person that you had ever jumped TWICE that fast? AND that you enjoyed it? ;) :D

[ecpd170]

I thought you told me on Wednesday that I was the only person that you had ever jumped TWICE that fast? AND that you enjoyed it? ;) :D
I never said I didn

[Quopper]

[QUOTE=ecpd170]I never said I didn

[ecpd170]

Yeah but I ONLY jumped you once! Then you went ape ***** and jumped me over and over and over again until you had all of me and I was beat! ;)
i never once heard you say anything about it other than don

[ecpd170]

hiya ecpd how r ya
i am ok sorry bro i missed this post how are things with you

[e-man]

Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, how is everyone doing today? Fine I hope. Never guess what I got to do at work today...

[MrClean2557]

Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, how is everyone doing today? Fine I hope. Never guess what I got to do at work today...


HOLY CHIT MEIN.....HE LOOKA LIKA LISERT!!!!! :D :D

[Quopper]

[QUOTE=ecpd170]i never once heard you say anything about it other than don

[e-man]

Hiya Cub momma, I mean quopper how is u today? I just forgot what I was going to say cause the cell phone rang. Oh yeah thats it. I heard on the news today that a kid was arrested by the US secret Cervix, I mean Service for posting on an IM the words assasinate and well I cant use the other word or the USSS will check me out. Interesting how Big brother is watching us :eek:

[e-man]

HOLY CHIT MEIN.....HE LOOKA LIKA LISERT!!!!! :D :D
Just like the Taco Bell commercial " here leezard leezard" HUH I think it was Taco Hell :o

[ecpd170]

I would never tell YOU to stop! I hadn't been so thoroughly whooped by a man in a LONG time! When are you going to jump me again? ;)
oh i know you wouldn

[Quopper]

Hiya Cub momma, I mean quopper how is u today? I just forgot what I was going to say cause the cell phone rang. Oh yeah thats it. I heard on the news today that a kid was arrested by the US secret Cervix, I mean Service for posting on an IM the words assasinate and well I cant use the other word or the USSS will check me out. Interesting how Big brother is watching us :eek:
Hey e-man! I'm doing okay today! How the heck are you!

The usual around here sex, chat, sex, chat, sex, chat...............

[Quopper]

[QUOTE=ecpd170]oh i know you wouldn

[ecpd170]

The towel is ready Lover Boy - refer to our IM! ;)
oh you know how to take care of daddy ;)

[e-man]

I got to drive around a school in a 6X4 'GATOR' Yippee, up and down the wooded trails looking for a bad person. t was pretty damn fun in that thing BUT it was a little hot and no a/c in that little gator.
If anyone really cares... :(

[SWATcop]

oh you know how to take care of daddy ;)
Esay, there - she knows who her daddy is... :D

[Quopper]

oh you know how to take care of daddy ;)
DAMN! Pass me back that towel when you are done!

[Quopper]

Esay, there - she knows who her daddy is... :D
Your right - but YOU keep leaving me hanging...................... ;)

[ecpd170]

Your right - but YOU keep leaving me hanging...................... ;)
Yeah some one has to finish the job swat :D

[Quopper]

Yeah some one has to finish the job swat :D
LMAO!

I have no response........................

[ArcticCat20]

I got to drive around a school in a 6X4 'GATOR' Yippee, up and down the wooded trails looking for a bad person. t was pretty damn fun in that thing BUT it was a little hot and no a/c in that little gator.
If anyone really cares... :(

C'mon now, you know we all care. It sounds more thrilling than the day I've had...stuck in front of a computer for 8 hours at work. :(

[e-man]

C'mon now, you know we all care. It sounds more thrilling than the day I've had...stuck in front of a computer for 8 hours at work. :(
Thanks, CAT. I know people care but every time I post, I start hearing crickets... Ya know. It gets all quiet. Maybe Iam on everyones ignore list :(
Oh wait thats probably just my wifes ignore list... :p
:p little swipes :p Quopepr

[ArcticCat20]

Thanks, CAT. I know people care but every time I post, I start hearing crickets... Ya know. It gets all quiet. Maybe Iam on everyones ignore list :(
Oh wait thats probably just my wifes ignore list... :p
:p little swipes :p Quopepr

You are hilarious. I'm sure you aren't on your wife's ignore list, well maybe her selective hearing list. ;)

As for people responding to your posts...haven't you noticed that you have to steam things up to get buckets of responses. What do you expect when talking to a bunch of perverted-minded folks. :D

[Quopper]

Thanks, CAT. I know people care but every time I post, I start hearing crickets... Ya know. It gets all quiet. Maybe Iam on everyones ignore list :(
Oh wait thats probably just my wifes ignore list... :p
:p little swipes :p Quopepr
e-man - you know I love you - just got busy at work!

Oh and screw off with your little swipes! LOL! :D :D :D

[e-man]

e-man - you know I love you - just got busy at work!

Oh and screw off with your little swipes! LOL! :D :D :D
sorry. , just tryin to get a little hot and heavy talk like CAT said I need to do. :p :p :p :p :p

[Quopper]

sorry. , just tryin to get a little hot and heavy talk like CAT said I need to do. :p :p :p :p :p
I'm just busting your stones - it's all good! I though it would make you smile!! :D

Sometimes I swear SWATcop has a list of people on a payroll to give me hell! :eek:

[ArcticCat20]

sorry. , just tryin to get a little hot and heavy talk like CAT said I need to do. :p :p :p :p :p

Well at least somebody takes my advice...my little gems of genius. :p ;)

[Quopper]

Well at least somebody takes my advice...my little gems of genius. :p ;)
Arctic - it is really great to see you bust out of your shell!

[e-man]

I'm just busting your stones - it's all good! I though it would make you smile!! :D

Sometimes I swear SWATcop has a list of people on a payroll to give me hell! :eek:
Bustin my stones is fine, I need 'em rubb... I mean busted :p

[LadyLawman]

:D YEAH ITS OFFICIAL!!!!!!!

[Quopper]

:D YEAH ITS OFFICIAL!!!!!!!
OFFICER LADYLAWMAN!!!!!!!!!

Okay - I am bowing down to you!!! :D

Damn girl come here so I can give you a big hug!!!!


(I'm sorry the damn buttons don't work for me to make the writing big! :( )

[LadyLawman]

OFFICER LADYLAWMAN!!!!!!!!!

Okay - I am bowing down to you!!! :D

Damn girl come here so I can give you a big hug!!!!


(I'm sorry the damn buttons don't work for me to make the writing big! :( )
I got my badge and sworn in and my uniform tops came in but not my pants :eek: lol I'm a pantless popo!!

[Quopper]

I got my badge and sworn in and my uniform tops came in but not my pants :eek: lol I'm a pantless popo!!
LMAO!! I bet Swat and the other's would prefer you to be a topless popo!!

[LadyLawman]

CONGRATS CONGRATS CONGRATS...
THat's f@cking awesome...I wanna pic of your little offciallness!! he he he ;)
thank you!!!! I'll send ya'll some pics since I am over my limit!! I have to run to the store here soon but when I get back I'll send em

[ArcticCat20]

Arctic - it is really great to see you bust out of your shell!

It is either busting out of my shell or just being my sarcastic self. I never thought I'd see the day where somebody actually praised me on being a smart@ss. :cool:

[ArcticCat20]

:D YEAH ITS OFFICIAL!!!!!!!

A big congrats from everybody I'm sure. I'm happy for you!!! :)

[LadyLawman]

LMAO!! I bet Swat and the other's would prefer you to be a topless popo!!
LOL I am sure they would but oh well LOL

[LadyLawman]

THis has been a crazy *** day..My client has been dropping me info on dealer/cooker/trafficer for METH..I finally broke her down and she said that there is a gun in her garage along with counterfeit $...I called my buddies at teh TAsk Force and they came right over, searched for the gun but came up short..Nothing there..
SOB! I know it's in there..It's crazy..we only had a 1/2 hour to look though..It's driving me nutz..THERE ARE KIDS IN THE HOME..I wanna kill that drugdealin' bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Officer Lady, take care of it will ya?!?! ;)
Be there in a few hours!! LOL

[LadyLawman]

A big congrats from everybody I'm sure. I'm happy for you!!! :)
THANK YOU!!!!!!

[LadyLawman]

ok gotta run everyone bbs!!!!

[Quopper]

thank you!!!! I'll send ya'll some pics since I am over my limit!! I have to run to the store here soon but when I get back I'll send em
YOU BETTER SEND ME THOSE DAMN PICS TOO! :mad:

Otherwise no rounds for you in June at the watering hole! :D

[tk0727]

thank you!!!! I'll send ya'll some pics since I am over my limit!! I have to run to the store here soon but when I get back I'll send em

hey! I want pics too! yayy! That's awesome.. send em to my e-mail if you have to!

[TXLady]

hey! I want pics too! yayy! That's awesome.. send em to my e-mail if you have to!

Hi TK! We've missed you, girl.

[tk0727]

Hi TK! We've missed you, girl.


Hi honey. .It's different when I'm not STUCK behind a desk, huh?
Don't worry. I still give ya my TK lovin! :D

[realluke]

:D YEAH ITS OFFICIAL!!!!!!!
a big time congrats and mega hugs, party time!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TXLady]

Hi honey. .It's different when I'm not STUCK behind a desk, huh?
Don't worry. I still give ya my TK lovin! :D

OK, but only in a friendly way. I've heard about you and Quopper. ;) :p

[tk0727]

OK, but only in a friendly way. I've heard about you and Quopper. ;) :p
LOL.. that's only when we're REALLY frustrated! LOL


Hey.. gotta go get ready for work tonight. I'll talk to ya'all later

[ecpd170]

:D YEAH ITS OFFICIAL!!!!!!!
CONGRATS there officer

[TXLady]

a big time congrats and mega hugs, party time!!!!!!!!!!!!



HI REALLUKE!!!

[realluke]

just got back from wal-mart grrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Quopper]

OK, but only in a friendly way. I've heard about you and Quopper. ;) :p

LOL! TK's right! Only when we ARE REALLY FRUSTRATED! :eek:

[TXLady]

LOL.. that's only when we're REALLY frustrated! LOL


Hey.. gotta go get ready for work tonight. I'll talk to ya'all later

lol, BYE. :D

[Quopper]

just got back from wal-mart grrrrrrrrrrrrr
I'm sorry - let me get ya a beer! I HATE THAT STORE!

[realluke]

HI REALLUKE!!!
hiya TXLady hugs

[realluke]

I'm sorry - let me get ya a beer! I HATE THAT STORE!
awwwwwww th Quopper have one with me k

[realluke]

hiya tk how r ya

[TXLady]

hiya TXLady hugs


Sleep late this morning? ;)

[ecpd170]

tk I Love You

[TXLady]

tk I Love You



You are soooo pathetic. Get a grip. :rolleyes:

[ArcticCat20]

just got back from wal-mart grrrrrrrrrrrrr

I absolutely detest shopping at that dang store. I'd rather be chased with a cattle prod. :eek:

[TXLady]

I absolutely detest shopping at that dang store. I'd rather be chased with a cattle prod. :eek:


Shuuussss! Not when Ecpd is around. :eek:

[realluke]

Sleep late this morning? ;)
yesssssssss it felt so good got up at 830am

[ecpd170]

You are soooo pathetic. Get a grip. :rolleyes:
you just wish i said it to you

[ArcticCat20]

Shuuussss! Not when Ecpd is around. :eek:

Oops, I didn't give anybody any ideas did I! :eek: :D

[realluke]

I absolutely detest shopping at that dang store. I'd rather be chased with a cattle prod. :eek:
ied rather watch paint dry and bite off my toes lol

[TXLady]

yesssssssss it felt so good got up at 830am


That does sound good. I usually get up and 5:30 every morning. I'm a zombie for about and hour and then I start being able to function. :rolleyes:

[ecpd170]

Shuuussss! Not when Ecpd is around. :eek:
hey :D.......

[ecpd170]

Oops, I didn't give anybody any ideas did I! :eek: :D
well maybe why you want to hear them

[TXLady]

Oops, I didn't give anybody any ideas did I! :eek: :D

Don't worry. It won't be too bad. His cattle prod is really tiny. :p :p

[realluke]

That does sound good. I usually get up and 5:30 every morning. I'm a zombie for about and hour and then I start being able to function. :rolleyes:
yea i here ya there i get some coffee in me then im fine

[TXLady]

you just wish i said it to you


When pigs fly out your butt. :rolleyes:

[ecpd170]

Don't worry. It won't be too bad. His cattle prod is really tiny. :p :p
you know what i dont like you :p and you are just mad that you cant have the prod and that tk and q are the only ones so there :p

[Quopper]

Don't worry. It won't be too bad. His cattle prod is really tiny. :p :p
LMAO!! What did ECPD stand for again???????????????

[TXLady]

well maybe why you want to hear them


ArticCat! Trust me. Just say NO!

[TXLady]

LMAO!! What did ECPD stand for again???????????????

Extremely cranky petite dork.

[ecpd170]

ArticCat! Trust me. Just say NO!
what the hell am i some kind of drug just say no if that isnt a honk i dont know what is

[ecpd170]

Extremely cranky petite dork.
oh how i hate you

[e-man]

:D YEAH ITS OFFICIAL!!!!!!!
CONGRATS there Miss Lady Officer...Send us the pics

[TXLady]

what the hell am i some kind of drug just say no if that isnt a honk i dont know what is


HONK!!! WHAM!!! :D :p :eek:

[Quopper]

Extremely cranky petite dork.
It was Extremely CUTE the other night! Now CRANKY! I Love It!! :D

[Quopper]

HONK!!! WHAM!!! :D :p :eek:
SLAM!

Now she backs up, looks again and ...................................WHAM!

[TXLady]

It was Extremely CUTE the other night! Now CRANKY! I Love It!! :D

I do think "Cranky" is more appropriate, don't you? ;)

[TXLady]

SLAM!

Now she backs up, looks again and ...................................WHAM!


No bus for me. Eighteen wheeler, all the way. :p

[ecpd170]

It was Extremely CUTE the other night! Now CRANKY! I Love It!! :D
i hate you and her i am not talking to you two anymore

[Quopper]

I do think "Cranky" is more appropriate, don't you? ;)
Yeah - it is! LOL!

[Quopper]

i hate you and her i am not talking to you two anymore
HELLO! Is anyone in there???

You are still talking to me, because you can't get enough of Lover Girl and you know it! ;)

[TXLady]

i hate you and her i am not talking to you two anymore


Promises, promises.... :rolleyes:

[ecpd170]

HELLO! Is anyone in there???

You are still talking to me, because you can't get enough of Lover Girl and you know it! ;)
you can keep your fing towel i am going back to tk

[TXLady]

Time for me to go. Hope everyone has a wonderful weekend. I'll talk to you all later. And a special goodbye to my little ecpd. ;)

[realluke]

I have days when i get real cranky after a bad day at work

[ecpd170]

Time for me to go. Hope everyone has a wonderful weekend. I'll talk to you all later. And a special goodbye to my little ecpd. ;)
ill get you

you evil thing you

[TXLady]

I have days when i get real cranky after a bad day at work

I'm sorry, but I just can't imagine you ever being cranky. ;)

[realluke]

Time for me to go. Hope everyone has a wonderful weekend. I'll talk to you all later. And a special goodbye to my little ecpd. ;)
y too TXLady hugs

[Quopper]

you can keep your fing towel i am going back to tk
I have no fear that you will return to me!

[realluke]

I'm sorry, but I just can't imagine you ever being cranky. ;)
then i get home hug my wife then im fine

[realluke]

I have no fear that you will return to me!
LMAO THATS TO FUNNY

[Quopper]

LMAO THATS TO FUNNY
What - that the statement is true - or that I KNOW IT! :eek:

Some would say I am a little too arrogant! :D

[ecpd170]

What - that the statement is true - or that I KNOW IT! :eek:

Some would say I am a little too arrogant! :D
or some would say that you are a nevermind ;)

a very nice person

[Quopper]

or some would say that you are a nevermind ;)
Yeah thanks! Didn't you JUST call me a name?? :D

[realluke]

HELLO! Is anyone in there???

You are still talking to me, because you can't get enough of Lover Girl and you know it! ;)
im still here havin a beer want one (Labatt Blue)

[ecpd170]

Yeah thanks! Didn't you JUST call me a name?? :D
a very nice person see the post

[ArcticCat20]

well maybe why you want to hear them

Well I'm sure I could handle any idea you brought to the table but there are some ladies in here that don't seem to want to hear them.

[ArcticCat20]

Don't worry. It won't be too bad. His cattle prod is really tiny. :p :p

Now thats a burn if I've ever heard one. Good but ouch. :p

[Quopper]

Hey all....Trying to get to sleep not working....grrr
So maybe I will complain instead...lol

If I see another would you arrest/cite a cop thread here soon I am going to scream..... :rolleyes:


Also my friend is selling me a glock 22 with trijcon nightsights and 3 high cap mags for 300 bones.... Do you all think its worth it??? Also, what is everyone's experience with it? I am a sig girl myself :D But I can't pass up possible good deals....
Photo - if you happen to see this post 14 pages later, I like the Glocks, I wasn't a huge Glock fan until the academy. I have shot probably 1000 rounds in the last few weeks through a Glock 19, and I really like them. Not the 19 per se, it's not a large enough caliber, but the Glocks are easy to assemble, clean and are relatively cheap to take care of if anything goes wrong with them. However, they are pretty much bulletproof themselves. I have a Glock 23 that is mine personally and that is a nice for a compact, the caliber is better than the 19, but it still fires very smoothly. I'm not sure on the price for that maybe some of the gun experts here could help you with that.

[Quopper]

a very nice person see the post
Your are a DORK!
You edited that buddy! ;)

[realluke]

talk to ya all later be on later

[Quopper]

talk to ya all later be on later
Bye Bye realluke! I'm heading out myself!

[sgt162]

good evening

[sgt162]

Photo - if you happen to see this post 14 pages later, I like the Glocks, I wasn't a huge Glock fan until the academy. I have shot probably 1000 rounds in the last few weeks through a Glock 19, and I really like them. Not the 19 per se, it's not a large enough caliber, but the Glocks are easy to assemble, clean and are relatively cheap to take care of if anything goes wrong with them. However, they are pretty much bulletproof themselves. I have a Glock 23 that is mine personally and that is a nice for a compact, the caliber is better than the 19, but it still fires very smoothly. I'm not sure on the price for that maybe some of the gun experts here could help you with that.
It is a good price with the three magazines and sights. I have a model 22,23,and 27. the model 22 is issued. I love all of them.

[Photogrrlz]

Photo - if you happen to see this post 14 pages later, I like the Glocks, I wasn't a huge Glock fan until the academy. I have shot probably 1000 rounds in the last few weeks through a Glock 19, and I really like them. Not the 19 per se, it's not a large enough caliber, but the Glocks are easy to assemble, clean and are relatively cheap to take care of if anything goes wrong with them. However, they are pretty much bulletproof themselves. I have a Glock 23 that is mine personally and that is a nice for a compact, the caliber is better than the 19, but it still fires very smoothly. I'm not sure on the price for that maybe some of the gun experts here could help you with that.


Ok I got ur message many pages later...You are better than me I dont usually read all of them....

Hence why I didn't know Ladylawman started and got hired as a LEO... CONGRATS btw ;)

Ugh I dont feel good, cold chills and headaches and sore muscles...Hope I am not getting sick :(

[Quopper]

Ok I got ur message many pages later...You are better than me I dont usually read all of them....

Hence why I didn't know Ladylawman started and got hired as a LEO... CONGRATS btw ;)

Ugh I dont feel good, cold chills and headaches and sore muscles...Hope I am not getting sick :(
Photo - I would love to say that I read all of the posts and always know what is going on in my den, however NOT TRUE! I actually just stumbled upon yours and thought "Oh crap - a serious question, this will get lost in a hurry!" So now you know the truth!

I would say by your symptoms you ARE getting sick, unless of course you are just worked up over the gal at the coffee shop still! :D

Okay - I have to see if I can get this POS computer to function properly tonight! IF ANYONE IS A COMPUTER WIZ AND READS THIS CONTACT ME IMMEDIATELY! PLEASE! :mad:

[ccso104]

Hey all, what do you think about having having tattoos. Me and my Sheriff both have prominent tattoos that can be seen by the public, and we talk alot about other agencies frowning on them. We hate that agencies are passing up good L/E Officers due to the Supervisors thinking they look bad in the Public's eye. We are tattoo fans and have been for years, him longer than me, but pass on the information about your feelings and your agencie's.

[sgt162]

hello anybody here?

[tk0727]

Welll I'll be damned if I'm not drinkin beer, and wanting to chat, and nobody's on! sumbiatch@! I gotta go out now!

[ecpd170]

tk you on :D

[tk0727]

tk you on :D


I am now what's goin on?

[realluke]

anybody here or awake

[TXLady]

anybody here or awake


I'm awake but just barely.

[realluke]

good morning TXLady nice to see you on heres a cup of coffee for ya hugs

[TXLady]

good morning TXLady nice to see you on heres a cup of coffee for ya hugs

Thanks Luke. I need all the coffee I can get. I read in another post that you have 5 grown children! Wow. Any grandkids yet?

[realluke]

Thanks Luke. I need all the coffee I can get. I read in another post that you have 5 grown children! Wow. Any grandkids yet?
your very welcome ,no grandkids yet

[TXLady]

your very welcome ,no grandkids yet

Gonna work on your house this weekend?

[realluke]

Gonna work on your house this weekend?
the contractor will be here shortly then my two sisters r coming with there kids, thank god for beer lol, and im going totry to clean the back yard

[LadyLawman]

Hey all
how's it going?

[realluke]

Hey all
how's it going?
hiya Lady how r ya officer, going in my back yard and play in the mud

[LadyLawman]

hiya Lady how r ya officer, going in my back yard and play in the mud
I am great thanks!! Its wierd though seems kinda surreal like I am looking at my Badge and my uniforms and I just feel like I will wake up from this dream and its not going to really be what it is ... sounds weird I know but thats just how it feels!!

[realluke]

I am great thanks!! Its wierd though seems kinda surreal like I am looking at my Badge and my uniforms and I just feel like I will wake up from this dream and its not going to really be what it is ... sounds weird I know but thats just how it feels!!
im very happy for ya , i know that feeling

[TXLady]

I am great thanks!! Its wierd though seems kinda surreal like I am looking at my Badge and my uniforms and I just feel like I will wake up from this dream and its not going to really be what it is ... sounds weird I know but thats just how it feels!!

Officer Lady!

You're walking on air I see. I'm sooooo happy for you!

[TXLady]

the contractor will be here shortly then my two sisters r coming with there kids, thank god for beer lol, and im going totry to clean the back yard


I feel for you. Here's a hug for you. :)

[LadyLawman]

Officer Lady!

You're walking on air I see. I'm sooooo happy for you!
LOL more like walking around in dream world going WOW am I really a Cop?? LOL :)

[TXLady]

LOL more like walking around in dream world going WOW am I really a Cop?? LOL :)

Yeah, you really are! Remember all the nervousness, the worries? All in the past now. YOU MADE IT!

[realluke]

I feel for you. Here's a hug for you. :)
awww thank you hugs back at ya wanna come play in tha mud with me,lol

[TXLady]

I've got to run. Lady, keep staring at your badge. Luke, keep drinking those beers. You'll make it. Talk to you later. ;)

[realluke]

I've got to run. Lady, keep staring at your badge. Luke, keep drinking those beers. You'll make it. Talk to you later. ;)
see ya TX Lady hugs

[TXLady]

awww thank you hugs back at ya wanna come play in tha mud with me,lol

Can we make mudpies? I haven't done that in several weeks. LOL Bye!

[realluke]

Can we make mudpies? I haven't done that in several weeks. LOL Bye!
cool sure see ya

[realluke]

Lady did you got out and party last night