Chat, chat, chat, chat, chat....

[tk0727]

He DOES sound like Rocky!


HEY! :mad:

[usafcop64528]

Oh NOOOOOOOO honey, I CAN get to the center and don't have the biting problem. :D
Ok. I'm relieved.

[usafcop64528]

Don't believe her honey. She'll hurt you!
What does mommy know anyway?

[TXLady]

ECPD, where are you? Come on out. Let's have a nice conversation, OK? :D

[Jabrim]

HEY! :mad:

Adrienne! :cool:

[TXLady]

What does mommy know anyway?

Mommie knows TK. :eek:

[SWATcop]

Adrienne! :cool:
Cut me, Mick!

[ecpd170]

ECPD, where are you? Come on out. Let's have a nice conversation, OK? :D
About what my shortcomings

[LadyLawman]

Adrienne! :cool:
Hey Jabrim, sorry I missed ya the other day on Yahoo I was just logging off here to get ready for work. Which I am about to do soon again cant wait till I dont have to do this anymore!!! I get to play with real cops!! LOL

[Jabrim]

Hey Jabrim, sorry I missed ya the other day on Yahoo I was just logging off here to get ready for work. Which I am about to do soon again cant wait till I dont have to do this anymore!!! I get to play with real cops!! LOL

No problem, just got back from the dentist from a deep cleaning. They did a number over on me. At least they'll be "purty" and white for my new job on Monday. :D

[usafcop64528]

Mommie knows TK. :eek:
You're lying. she said she only did that for me

[tk0727]

Don't believe her honey. She'll hurt you!


no I won't I'm gentle

[TXLady]

About what my shortcomings

Of course not. I want to get to know you. I'm not that shortsited. :eek:

[LadyLawman]

No problem, just got back from the dentist from a deep cleaning. They did a number over on me. At least they'll be "purty" and white for my new job on Monday. :D

YEAH!!! Very cool. I still have a little over a week but I 'm patient

[Quopper]

Cut me, Mick!
Suck you?? Oh cut you?? :D

[TXLady]

You're lying. she said she only did that for me

Uh, go back and read the posts. :D

[LadyLawman]

Suck you?? Oh cut you?? :D
ummmmm be good Big O maybe watching!!!! ;)

[Quopper]

Of course not. I want to get to know you. I'm not that shortsited. :eek:
LMAO!! What did you put in your coffee this am??? :D

[TXLady]

Suck you?? Oh cut you?? :D

Quopper, calm down now. He's gone. Breathe deeply. You'll be OK in a minute. ;)

[LadyLawman]

LMAO!! What did you put in your coffee this am??? :D
LOL it just you your a bad influence!!!!! :p

[Jabrim]

YEAH!!! Very cool. I still have a little over a week but I 'm patient

Yeah patience isn't one of my virtues and never will be probably. Just be something I have to work on throughout my life. Good luck with everything, I know I would rather be starting a correction's position than a data entry position. But maybe I can just hold the job until I get my AA and some job experience then possibly just get on directly with an officer's position.

[tk0727]

Uh, go back and read the posts. :D


hey that's the first post I've ever made about any lollipops! :D

[SWATcop]

Suck you?? Oh cut you?? :D
OK, breathe in - breathe out. Picture a calm & serene place. Aw, hell. That just isn't working. I think I'm going to start smoking again and drink more beer. Aaaauuuuuuuggggggghhhhhhhh.

Devil Woman!!!!

[usafcop64528]

Uh, go back and read the posts. :D
you mean where she said she'd be gentle for me??

[TXLady]

no I won't I'm gentle

She breaks horses, I don't want her to break you. :(

[Quopper]

OK, breathe in - breathe out. Picture a calm & serene place. Aw, hell. That just isn't working. I think I'm going to start smoking again and drink more beer. Aaaauuuuuuuggggggghhhhhhhh.

Devil Woman!!!!
Oh honey - I'm sorry - it's ALL your fault!

You know I mean every word I say! :eek:

[LadyLawman]

OK, breathe in - breathe out. Picture a calm & serene place. Aw, hell. That just isn't working. I think I'm going to start smoking again and drink more beer. Aaaauuuuuuuggggggghhhhhhhh.

Devil Woman!!!!
See I told you she is a bad influence TX I'd kep her away from your little one!

[TXLady]

you mean where she said she'd be gentle for me??

No, sweetie, where she said she only did that for you. I'm sorry. Life is :( tough.

[tk0727]

She breaks horses, I don't want her to break you. :(


yeah, but I like to ride the gentle ones for long periods of time. Slowly for a long time, then break out into a full fledged run!

[usafcop64528]

Hey its been fun chatting. Got to run. To nice of a day to sit on my ***.

[tk0727]

Hey its been fun chatting. Got to run. To nice of a day to sit on my ***.


bye honey..

[LadyLawman]

LOL Ok ya'll I gotta hit the showers and get ready to write fake citations LOL and drive my lil golf cart LOL See ya all later!!!

[TXLady]

See I told you she is a bad influence TX I'd kep her away from your little one!

I Know, now I'm going to have to worry about her as well as TK. How can I protect my boy? :confused:

[tk0727]

He DOES sound like Rocky!

Just remember I was the first! LOL :D

[usafcop64528]

yeah, but I like to ride the gentle ones for long periods of time. Slowly for a long time, then break out into a full fledged run!
I can live with that. :D

[TXLady]

yeah, but I like to ride the gentle ones for long periods of time. Slowly for a long time, then break out into a full fledged run!

You Hussy! :p

[LadyLawman]

I Know, now I'm going to have to worry about her as well as TK. How can I protect my boy? :confused:
Send him to Disney world!!! LOL Or put and electrical fence around him LOL

[tk0727]

You Hussy! :p


You set me up! Thanks! :D

[tk0727]

Send him to Disney world!!! LOL Or put and electrical fence around him LOL


I can be Cinderella! Yeah!

[TXLady]

Hey its been fun chatting. Got to run. To nice of a day to sit on my ***.

Bye, have a good day! ;)

[usafcop64528]

Just remember I was the first! LOL :D
You're my first. And only :D :D

[LadyLawman]

Bye all, Sweet Dreams SWAT, Bye USAF, SEE ya TX, Catch ya'll on the FLIPISIDE QUOPPER and TK, oh and You too ECPD!!

[TXLady]

Send him to Disney world!!! LOL Or put and electrical fence around him LOL

With Quopper, I'm thinking shark cage. ;)

[tk0727]

You're my first. And only :D :D

You too honey.... (shhhhhhhhhhh! girls don't tell him) :D



Bye Lady.. see ya later.
I think TX is going to fall down soon.

[TXLady]

NO! Don't go. ECPD is going to hurt me! :eek:

[Quopper]

With Quopper, I'm thinking shark cage. ;)
Nope that wouldn't be strong enough either!

[TXLady]

Nope that wouldn't be strong enough either!

Lust knows no bounds. :rolleyes:

[TXLady]

You too honey.... (shhhhhhhhhhh! girls don't tell him) :D



Bye Lady.. see ya later.
I think TX is going to fall down soon.

What's that supposed to mean? :D

[ecpd170]

What's that supposed to mean? :D
YOUR GOING DOWN :D

[tk0727]

YOUR GOING DOWN :D

I thought that was me :D

[TXLady]

YOUR GOING DOWN :D

Uh, Quopper, you didn't teach me this part. What are you supposed to do when they want to kill you! :eek:

[TXLady]

I thought that was me :D

Hussy, hussy, hussy. :p

[tk0727]

Uh, Quopper, you didn't teach me this part. What are you supposed to do when they want to kill you! :eek:

that command looked like something else, hon. :D

[ecpd170]

I thought that was me :D
OH IT IS ;)

[Quopper]

Uh, Quopper, you didn't teach me this part. What are you supposed to do when they want to kill you! :eek:
Run like HELL!!! Unless he's talking about killing you with his shortness, then just laugh! :D

[tk0727]

Hussy, hussy, hussy. :p

he he I know! Isn't it great?! :p

[tk0727]

Hussy, hussy, hussy. :p

NOOOOOOOO you have it wrong... I'm just a MENTAL HUSSY! :D

[Quopper]

NOOOOOOOO you have it wrong... I'm just a MENTAL HUSSY! :D
I thought it was Dirty Whore!! :D

[tk0727]

I thought it was Dirty Whore!! :D

no that's you
I'm the Mental W
and looks like TX has been a closet W until now! :D

[ecpd170]

Run like HELL!!! Unless he's talking about killing you with his shortness, then just laugh! :D
or meet me in the corner :D

[TXLady]

Run like HELL!!! Unless he's talking about killing you with his shortness, then just laugh! :D

OK, I'm running. Had fun. Quopper, I know you feel better now that you've had your SWAT fix. TK, have a good one and stay away from my boy! ECPD, I'm leaving for a SHORT time. :D I'll see you all later. ;)

[tk0727]

OK, I'm running. Had fun. Quopper, I know you feel better now that you've had your SWAT fix. TK, have a good one and stay away from my boy! ECPD, I'm leaving for a SHORT time. :D I'll see you all later. ;)


chicken :D

[TXLady]

chicken :D

Bok, Bok, Bok! :D

[Quopper]

or meet me in the corner :D
I'm on my way - stay put! :D

[tk0727]

QUOTE=Quopper]I'm on my way - stay put! :D[/QUOTE]



HUMPH! :mad: :mad:

[ecpd170]

Hey TK whats up

[Quopper]

Hey TK whats up
She's jealous! :D

[ecpd170]

She's jealous! :D
i think so :D

[tk0727]

She's jealous! :D

nope.. sorry. I was gone.. Went to lunch

[ecpd170]

nope.. sorry. I was gone.. Went to lunch
what did you have

[tk0727]

what did you have


chicken sand from the deli across the street.

[ecpd170]

chicken sand from the deli across the street.
Ummmmmmmmmmmm feel like desert :D

[tk0727]

Ummmmmmmmmmmm feel like desert :D

ABSOLUTELY! What do you have in mind?
Where'd my girlfriend go?

[Quopper]

chicken sand from the deli across the street.
Chicken Sand?? was that a little dry??

[ecpd170]

ABSOLUTELY! What do you have in mind?
Where'd my girlfriend go?
i am with her :D

[tk0727]

Chicken Sand?? was that a little dry??

yeah, ate 1/2 . it was a warmed up chicken breast on wheat bread.. I TOLD them NO lettuce, tomatoe.. Guess what. I GOT LOTS OF FREAKIN LETTUCE!
I hate lettuce on sandwiches.. It's salad! I like it in salad and that's it!
Oh well. I ate the chicken and threw the rest away : )

[tk0727]

i am with her :D

Wow! That was a short flight!

[Quopper]

Wow! That was a short flight!
Was that a bus?? :D

[TeayotaSoupra]

:random newbie:

mmm Chicken

[tk0727]

:random newbie:

mmm Chicken


what the hell?
where'd you come from?
HI..
Tell us about yourself and thanks for just jumpin right in there!


Quopper, it wasn't a bus.. this time..
and guess who I walked to the deli with ;)

[TeayotaSoupra]

what the hell?
where'd you come from?
HI..
Tell us about yourself and thanks for just jumpin right in there!


Quopper, it wasn't a bus.. this time..
and guess who I walked to the deli with ;)

hah ;)
I'm Nikki.. in training..academy.. wtf ever you want to call it.. :p I posted stuff in the introduction part

[ecpd170]

:random newbie:

mmm Chicken
well let me tell you a little about tk0727 she is a

well i will pm it to you

[tk0727]

hah ;)
I'm Nikki.. in training..academy.. wtf ever you want to call it.. :p I posted stuff in the introduction part


cool.. You don't know what to call it? I'd say you better learn quickly, or your instructors might kick your ***** :D

[TeayotaSoupra]

cool.. You don't know what to call it? I'd say you better learn quickly, or your instructors might kick your ***** :D
We call it BLET... but when I say thst half the people just give me the retard look... then again most of them think our bright red guns on our side are real too

[ecpd170]

hah ;)
I'm Nikki.. in training..academy.. wtf ever you want to call it.. :p I posted stuff in the introduction part
well if your in the academy i think the word you are looking for is hell

[TeayotaSoupra]

well let me tell you a little about tk0727 she is a

well i will pm it to you

lol :remembers the instructor telling her police officers gossip worse that school girls: haha

[TeayotaSoupra]

well if your in the academy i think the word you are looking for is hell

OH Yea.. I have black and blue marks all over me.. one guy was digging his damn shoe into my stomach telling me to get the f-up and do more push ups... Needless to say I slept REAL well that night..

[ecpd170]

lol :remembers the instructor telling her police officers gossip worse that school girls: haha
Like a bunch of old women like TK and Q they never shut up

[tk0727]

We call it BLET... but when I say thst half the people just give me the retard look... then again most of them think our bright red guns on our side are real too


LOL! pretty red guns. :D

Don't listen to ECPD.. I think the boxing gloves have hit him too many times

[tk0727]

lol :remembers the instructor telling her police officers gossip worse that school girls: haha


OH isn't that the truth! Sometimes our local station sounds like a Henhouse!
Bunch of old chickens cluckin all day about other people's business.
Only they're guys! damn worse than women sometimes.

[ecpd170]

LOL! pretty red guns. :D

Don't listen to ECPD.. I think the boxing gloves have hit him too many times
no it was that damn SHORT bus

[TeayotaSoupra]

OH isn't that the truth! Sometimes our local station sounds like a Henhouse!
Bunch of old chickens cluckin all day about other people's business.
Only they're guys! damn worse than women sometimes.
Arn't most men worse than women? I swear my boyfriend bitches more than I ever have.

[ecpd170]

OH isn't that the truth! Sometimes our local station sounds like a Henhouse!
Bunch of old chickens cluckin all day about other people's business.
Only they're guys! damn worse than women sometimes.
thats what TK does all day is cluck with her 6 teeth :D

[tk0727]

no it was that damn SHORT bus


"In the Eye of the Tiger its the thrill of the fight."

[ecpd170]

Arn't most men worse than women? I swear my boyfriend bitches more than I ever have.
NOT TRUE :D

[tk0727]

thats what TK does all day is cluck with her 6 teeth :D


HEY! I only have one that's fake. :D

[ecpd170]

"In the Eye of the Tiger its the thrill of the fight."
so what your saying is you dont mind short things :confused:

[ecpd170]

HEY! I only have one that's fake. :D
sorry all seven of them she is moving up

[tk0727]

so what your saying is you dont mind short things :confused:

nope .. doesn't matter to me.

[ecpd170]

nope .. doesn't matter to me.
hey todays the day are we husband and wife yet

[tk0727]

sorry all seven of them she is moving up

LOL.. don't tell the poor girl that! She'll bellieve you!

Nikki.. really.. don't listen to him, he can't even hold onto a basketball without falling down!

[ecpd170]

TeayotaSoupra

hey where did you go TK i think we scared her away

[tk0727]

hey todays the day are we husband and wife yet

Oh.. honeymoon? :D


Shoot... how am I gonna tell Squad? He's already my husband.........













damn goats again Quopper

[ecpd170]

LOL.. don't tell the poor girl that! She'll bellieve you!

Nikki.. really.. don't listen to him, he can't even hold onto a basketball without falling down!
OH HELL

[tk0727]

OH HELL


what's the matter? :p

[ecpd170]

Q where are you

[tk0727]

Q where are you


I know where she is..


QUIT READING!

[ecpd170]

what's the matter? :p
I want you to know I said that oh hell with a southern draw I sounded like well you know who

[ecpd170]

I know where she is..


QUIT READING!
she is with you

[tk0727]

I want you to know I said that oh hell with a southern draw I sounded like well you know who

Who? TX?.. you shouldn't burn her while she's not here, that not vwy nice.. precious!

[tk0727]

she is with you

not this time.

[Netopalis]

I want you to know I said that oh hell with a southern draw I sounded like well you know who
OH I see how it is talking about me behide my back. I going to have to start watching you. :cool:

[ecpd170]

Who? TX?.. you shouldn't burn her while she's not here, that not vwy nice.. precious!
oh you know who :p

[tk0727]

OH I see how it is talking about me behide my back. I going to have to start watching you. :cool:


HI honey! You forgot to send that link to my e-mail!

[ecpd170]

OH I see how it is talking about me behide my back. I going to have to start watching you. :cool:
lol whats up bro how are you doing :D

TK i thonk we scared the new girl off :eek:

[TeayotaSoupra]

LOL! Sorry I need to go get my sched. for work (BLET is at night.. work during the day at some yuppy teenager place.. joy..joy..)

Have fun ;)

[Quopper]

I know where she is..


QUIT READING!
MTHR FCKR - BUSTED!

Damn I need to go take a cold shower..........................


Lover Boy - I forgot to ask how your fingers were? :( I have broken one too, only mine healed without being fixed! Gonna suck if they have to re-break it!

Hey Nikki - nice to meet ya!

[Netopalis]

HI honey! You forgot to send that link to my e-mail!
Sorry I jump offline right after you did last night.

Hows it going ECPD? They keeping ya busy up north?

[tk0727]

[QUOTE=Quopper]MTHR FCKR - BUSTED!

Damn I need to go take a cold shower..........................


told ya I knew where she was

[ecpd170]

MTHR FCKR - BUSTED!

Damn I need to go take a cold shower..........................


Lover Boy - I forgot to ask how your fingers were? :( I have broken one too, only mine healed without being fixed! Gonna suck if they have to re-break it!

Hey Nikki - nice to meet ya!

they did last night typing is a b*tch with one hand :D

[ecpd170]

[QUOTE=Quopper]MTHR FCKR - BUSTED!

Damn I need to go take a cold shower..........................


told ya I knew where she was
ok where was she

[Netopalis]

MTHR FCKR - BUSTED!

Damn I need to go take a cold shower..........................


Lover Boy - I forgot to ask how your fingers were? :( I have broken one too, only mine healed without being fixed! Gonna suck if they have to re-break it!

Hey Nikki - nice to meet ya!

OUCH how did you do that? If they have to rebreak Netopalis Medical Office does free offers for o.com members. :D We use state of the art tools like a ball ping hammer for re-breaking bones.

[tk0727]

[QUOTE=tk0727]
ok where was she


it's a secret.. I can't say

[ecpd170]

TK & Q
you too have a good night i will try to get back on soon you two be safe and have fundont cheat on me
see yeahs

rocky

[Quopper]

LMAO!! I don't know if I can eat my lunch today!

Tuna Salad.....









Large Dill pickle! :eek:

[Quopper]

TK & Q
you too have a good night i will try to get back on soon you two be safe and have fundont cheat on me
see yeahs

rocky
BYE!!! Lover Boy, Rocky, ecpd, oh hell you have to many names now! :D

[tk0727]

TK & Q
you too have a good night i will try to get back on soon you two be safe and have fundont cheat on me
see yeahs

rocky


cheat? us?

Never cheat on Rocky..

[tk0727]

BYE!!! Lover Boy, Rocky, ecpd, oh hell you have to many names now! :D


LOL. I can't call him Rocky my sisters rotweiler is named Rocky LOL

[TXLady]

Safe to come back yet? :confused:

[Netopalis]

Safe to come back yet? :confused:
no im around ill turn you to stone.

[Quopper]

Safe to come back yet? :confused:
Yeah Lover Boy is off for now! :D

WOW - I was so impressed by you this morning - I think I need to bow down to you! :p

BTW - do you still want my dog??

[Netopalis]

Yeah Lover Boy is off for now! :D

WOW - I was so impressed by you this morning - I think I need to bow down to you! :p

BTW - do you still want my dog??
Whos lover boy?


TX ish washoha li? shushi!

[tk0727]

Whos lover boy?


TX ish washoha li? shushi!

NO fair! I can't find that on my list! :p

[Netopalis]

NO fair! I can't find that on my list! :p
what list?

[Quopper]

Whos lover boy?


TX ish washoha li? shushi!
HI CUTIE!!!! I'm sorry I missed your post the first time through! How the heck are you??

Lover Boy is AKA ecpd!

[TXLady]

no im around ill turn you to stone.

Hello Neto, my sweetie. How ya doin?

Quopper, you know you wouldn't get rid of that sweet dog.

[Netopalis]

Hello Neto, my sweetie. How ya doin?

Quopper, you know you wouldn't get rid of that sweet dog.
Halito, sa achukma.

[TXLady]

Halito, sa achukma.

Sorry, don't have my list with me. Did you miss me?

[Netopalis]

Sorry, don't have my list with me. Did you miss me?
oh geeish! I you haven't learn that phase yet. Neto Misses no one.

[TXLady]

oh geeish! I you haven't learn that phase yet. Neto Misses no one.

Give me a break. I'm tired. And you do to miss me. I know it. I miss you. :)

[TXLady]

Gotta get back to work. Just wanted to stop and say hi. Talk to you all later. :)

[Netopalis]

Give me a break. I'm tired. And you do to miss me. I know it. I miss you. :)
lol thats no excuse. and neto misses no one.

[Netopalis]

Hi guys..Anything going on here?
Im around here.

[tk0727]

lol thats no excuse. and neto misses no one.

yes you do.. you miss both of us!.. LOL

and give us a break, we're trying!

[Quopper]

yes you do.. you miss both of us!.. LOL

and give us a break, we're trying!
I've fallen and I can't get up................................................ ......

[Netopalis]

yes you do.. you miss both of us!.. LOL

and give us a break, we're trying!

na imahaksi !!!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes:

Uhuh I have no heart I a mean old SCROOGE!

[Styx]

na imahaksi !!!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes:

Uhuh I have no heart I a mean old SCROOGE!
you like to wear womens undergarments? What?

[Quopper]

you like to wear womens undergarments? What?
Styx - How are you! I need some laughter as a diversion what do you have for me today?

[Netopalis]

you like to wear womens undergarments? What?
I sure do. You be surprise how a pair of womans panties how sexy it makes a guy feel. ;)

[Quopper]

Me too..I so f@#$ing sick of these damn reports..I need a good giggle...
Geez Steph I think she is ignoring us! :(

[tk0727]

I sure do. You be surprise how a pair of womans panties how sexy it makes a guy feel. ;)

LMAO! :D :eek:

[Netopalis]

LMAO! :D :eek:
I think the ones I have on now is TK's. :D :eek:

[tk0727]

I think the ones I have on now is TK's. :D :eek:


Hey! I KNEW I left my orange thong somewhere!

[Netopalis]

Hey! I KNEW I left my orange thong somewhere!
Orange is my school colors. :D

[Styx]

Geez Steph I think she is ignoring us! :(
No I am thinking....you cant rush humor......give me time.......

[tk0727]

go back to my post from this morning #405 drop down to post #10114 for a good laugh :p

Donald.. I didn't get it this morning..
and I still don't get it.
sorry. I"m kinda slow

[Netopalis]

No I am thinking....you cant rush humor......give me time.......
Hey now Life is short. Unless your a immortal. Witch I think you are because your like a greek goddess. :)

[tk0727]

Orange is my school colors. :D


my favorite color!

[tk0727]

Hey now Life is short. Unless your a immortal. Witch I think you are because your like a greek goddess. :)


I thought it was ECPD that was short.
you people confuse me :D

[Netopalis]

I thought it was ECPD that was short.
you people confuse me :D
Blonds. what would be do without them. :rolleyes: :D

[Styx]

Wow, men in orange thongs. You could be a waiter at my dream Mexican restaurant Huevos Rancheros. All male, buff staff who wear nothing but orange thong brithes 2 sizes too tight, cowboy boots and a hat.


If you are language and Mexican food impaired...this might not be funny.

[tk0727]

Blonds. what would be do without them. :rolleyes: :D


who's blonde? I'm not blonde.. :D

[tk0727]

Wow, men in orange thongs. You could be a waiter at my dream Mexican restaurant Huevos Rancheros. All male, buff staff who wear nothing but orange thong brithes 2 sizes too tight, cowboy boots and a hat.


If you are language and Mexican food impaired...this might not be funny.



LOL.. I know enough! That was funny .. I wanna go there! .. It's like Hooters in reverse! :D

[umtkny]

Blonds. what would be do without them. :rolleyes: :D

*GAASSSP* Who are you talking about? :confused:

[Netopalis]

Wow, men in orange thongs. You could be a waiter at my dream Mexican restaurant Huevos Rancheros. All male, buff staff who wear nothing but orange thong brithes 2 sizes too tight, cowboy boots and a hat.


If you are language and Mexican food impaired...this might not be funny.
I would hate to find out what kind of restaurants ands bars you go too. Sound a bit out of my league.

[Styx]

I would hate to find out what kind of restaurants ands bars you go too. Sound a bit out of my league.
Thats the thing honey....I dont go to bars. I am basically all talk......I am so June Cleaver you would be shocked. I have a great imagination and love to hear people laugh at jokes or goofy things I do. I wanted to be ab actress when I was younger. but knew I would be starving, so I decided to be what I am today and have fun doing it. So I am.

Blue Collar Tv did a skit on something of what I just mentioned and it was sooooooo funny! Men walking around in tight cycling pants and these gigantic enormous huevos bulging from their pants! I laughed so hard I cried...

[Netopalis]

Thats the thing honey....I dont go to bars. I am basically all talk......I am so June Cleaver you would be shocked. I have a great imagination and love to hear people laugh at jokes or goofy things I do. I wanted to be ab actress when I was younger. but knew I would be starving, so I decided to be what I am today and have fun doing it. So I am.

Blue Collar Tv did a skit on something of what I just mentioned and it was sooooooo funny! Men walking around in tight cycling pants and these gigantic enormous huevos bulging from their pants! I laughed so hard I cried...
LOL you sound like me. I love blue collar tv.

[Quopper]

Wow, men in orange thongs. You could be a waiter at my dream Mexican restaurant Huevos Rancheros. All male, buff staff who wear nothing but orange thong brithes 2 sizes too tight, cowboy boots and a hat.


If you are language and Mexican food impaired...this might not be funny.
Can I request a specific waiter??? :D

[Netopalis]

Can I request a specific waiter??? :D
for your quopper Ill give you special treament. ;)

[tk0727]

Band has horns a frog has horns and all three including spouse she was telling me that she was horny for me,I pulled up Limp at the Post :eek:

Donald.. that's not funny! that's sad! :D

[Quopper]

for your quopper Ill give you special treament. ;)
Really - just for me?? I don't have to fight over you with anyone else? :D

[Netopalis]

Really - just for me?? I don't have to fight over you with anyone else? :D
Hey now you thats between TK and TX. I can promise though there enough neto to go around. :D

[tk0727]

Iam headed to the Doctor Friday to get a double shot of testostrone so I will be ready to preform and the V pill :D

Oh LORD Donald TMI TMI! :D :eek:

[Netopalis]

Iam headed to the Doctor Friday to get a double shot of testostrone so I will be ready to preform and the V pill :D
****! I have nothing to go lookward too. :(

[Styx]

Can I request a specific waiter??? :D

I hear Bubba Bouncyballs is the best

[Quopper]

I hear Bubba Bouncyballs is the best
I was thinking more along the lines of a specific S W A T C O P!!! :D

[Netopalis]

When women don't want to give us some lovin for whatever reason,we have to understand or take those dang cold showers,on the flip side if we refuse their needs we end up in the Doghouse.I have heard of male menapause God Forbid :confused:
I believe that.

[tk0727]

yep.. when I HAD a b/f.. I got it when I wanted it..
and he got it when I wanted it! :D

[Netopalis]

yep.. when I HAD a b/f.. I got it when I wanted it..
and he got it when I wanted it! :D
ummm. Well thats usually how it goes. But what do I know I'm curse. :eek:

[tk0727]

ummm. Well thats usually how it goes. But what do I know I'm curse. :eek:


Yeah but I think every day worked for both of us! :D

[Quopper]

yep.. when I HAD a b/f.. I got it when I wanted it..
and he got it when I wanted it! :D
Amen honey AMEN!!!! :D

[Styx]

Hey now Life is short. Unless your a immortal. Witch I think you are because your like a greek goddess. :)

I just now read this.......Greek godess...oh, I like that...

[Netopalis]

Yeah but I think every day worked for both of us! :D
IDK about that I seem to behave myself more when I had a gf lol. :D

[tk0727]

IDK about that I seem to behave myself more when I had a gf lol. :D

behave yourself? OH no honey.. nothin better than teasing when you KNOW you're going to please later!

[Styx]

Gotta go pals....have family coming in tonight and I have to get ready.......my bros party is this weekend so we should have some fun. All 5 (siblings of us will be here and the only spouse that wont be is his. Her loss. My parents and my father-in law are visiting too. It will be hectic, but lots of fun.

Adios, be safe, yall.

[Netopalis]

I just found one of my baby pictures.

http://www.geocities.com/semper_fi_10/pic_0211.jpg

[Quopper]

Gotta go pals....have family coming in tonight and I have to get ready.......my bros party is this weekend so we should have some fun. All 5 (siblings of us will be here and the only spouse that wont be is his. Her loss. My parents and my father-in law are visiting too. It will be hectic, but lots of fun.

Adios, be safe, yall.
HAVE FUN THIS WEEKEND!!!

[tk0727]

I just found one of my baby pictures.

http://www.geocities.com/semper_fi_10/pic_0211.jpg


what? when did Santa die? :eek: :confused: :mad: :(

[tk0727]

Gotta go pals....have family coming in tonight and I have to get ready.......my bros party is this weekend so we should have some fun. All 5 (siblings of us will be here and the only spouse that wont be is his. Her loss. My parents and my father-in law are visiting too. It will be hectic, but lots of fun.

Adios, be safe, yall.


bye buuuuuuuuuuuuudy!

[Netopalis]

what? when did Santa die? :eek: :confused: :mad: :(
He didnt give me the GI Joe with the Kung Fu grip.

I'm going to go eat ill beback in a few.

[e-man]

"ello all and how are we this fine evening? *bad english accent*
Its just a lovely day out isnt it? :confused:
Hello there people, the E-man Duff dude is here :D

[ecpd170]

hello people whats the word

[tk0727]

hello people whats the word


You caught me peekin in for a minute!

[ecpd170]

You caught me peekin in for a minute!
yep you can call me Det. ECPD170 :D

[tk0727]

yep you can call me Det. ECPD170 :D


hmmm funny.. Earlier you said to call you daddy :p

[ecpd170]

hmmm funny.. Earlier you said to call you daddy :p
you can call me what ever you want as long as you call me lol :D

[tk0727]

you can call me what ever you want as long as you call me lol :D

Really? IN that case, I can think of some pretty good words for you!

BTW... I told Quopper you called us 'OLD HAGS'! :D

[ecpd170]

Really? IN that case, I can think of some pretty good words for you!

BTW... I told Quopper you called us 'OLD HAGS'! :D
i told her too i thnk i left the hag part out though what did she say

[tk0727]

i told her too i thnk i left the hag part out though what did she say


can't tell ya.. Did you check your e-mails?

[ecpd170]

can't tell ya.. Did you check your e-mails?
no i will now :confused:

[tk0727]

no i will now :confused:

I just realized it's after 8pm and it's still light outside... yayy!

[ecpd170]

why what did you send me :confused: and where is Q she at class

[tk0727]

why what did you send me :confused: and where is Q she at class


She's at class. I'm being lazy. Kids abandoned me for friends.
I sent you two or three things. To the hotmail..

[ecpd170]

She's at class. I'm being lazy. Kids abandoned me for friends.
I sent you two or three things. To the hotmail..
no you sent me 4 i am checking them now the one is funny with the pic of the guy in the backround

[ecpd170]

i havent smiled yet so you know what i havent gotten they were good

[tk0727]

i havent smiled yet so you know what i havent gotten they were good

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH .. I had like 4 sentences typed out before I got it! :D

[ecpd170]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH .. I had like 4 sentences typed out before I got it! :D
this might sound dumb but i dont get it :confused:

[ecpd170]

hey i will be back later prob about 10 1030 if you are still on i will hit you up

[tk0727]

this might sound dumb but i dont get it :confused:


well when you smile, I'll know you got it. :D

[Netopalis]

well when you smile, I'll know you got it. :D
Chim achukma? Okpulot Taha Ohoyo.

[ecpd170]

Chim achukma? Okpulot Taha Ohoyo.
hey whats up :D

[Netopalis]

hey whats up :D
not alot how you been?

[TeayotaSoupra]

Ok i'm back...

learned something today.. Don't wait to use the bathroom when you have a duty belt on :D
Class we have to wear everything.. BDU...Vest..Duty Belt..boots.. yea.. So we leave and i'm like 'eh i'll wait to use the bathroom when I get home :mad: I had to roll out of my car (little sports car.. it's a biotch to get out of it.. let alone with a bunch of crap on my side) and run to the door.. yes.. run.. as I'm trying to start taking off the duty belt.. Well my luck my duty belt is plether and doesn't move much.. and new.. I make it to the bathroom but OMG the belt wont come loose.. then I get it loose and wow... so many buttons on the BDUs :shakes head: horrible experiance. I felt like a little kid dancing around.. :D

Yup.. important lesson today... so how is eveyone else ;)

[Netopalis]

Ok i'm back...

learned something today.. Don't wait to use the bathroom when you have a duty belt on :D
Class we have to wear everything.. BDU...Vest..Duty Belt..boots.. yea.. So we leave and i'm like 'eh i'll wait to use the bathroom when I get home :mad: I had to roll out of my car (little sports car.. it's a biotch to get out of it.. let alone with a bunch of crap on my side) and run to the door.. yes.. run.. as I'm trying to start taking off the duty belt.. Well my luck my duty belt is plether and doesn't move much.. and new.. I make it to the bathroom but OMG the belt wont come loose.. then I get it loose and wow... so many buttons on the BDUs :shakes head: horrible experiance. I felt like a little kid dancing around.. :D

Yup.. important lesson today... so how is eveyone else ;)


I'm good. just trying to relax before going to bed.

[TeayotaSoupra]

I'm good. just trying to relax before going to bed.
I still have to do at least 20 sit ups and 20 push ups before going to bed.. who would have thought that would be a work out... :(

[Netopalis]

I still have to do at least 20 sit ups and 20 push ups before going to bed.. who would have thought that would be a work out... :(
thats fun. I remember when I went to cadet academy getting up at 5:30 anddoing like 500 push ups oh good times.

[TeayotaSoupra]

thats fun. I remember when I went to cadet academy getting up at 5:30 anddoing like 500 push ups oh good times.
90% of my class is old and fat so I got lucky :)
Plus we are a night class.. people work during the day.. pretty cool

[Netopalis]

90% of my class is old and fat so I got lucky :)
Plus we are a night class.. people work during the day.. pretty cool
cool. I cant wait until I can start the real academy.

[usafcop64528]

Any one on??

[squad51]

nope








;)

[tk0727]

just got here. what's up?

[SWATcop]

just got here. what's up?
What's up? Me (barely).

[squad51]

yeah me toooooooo

[squad51]

work was hard so I quit

[squad51]

holy smoking keyboards batman I wonder if there is a owrld record for post to a bulletin board?

[squad51]

this is huge almost 10,500

[SWATcop]

yeah me toooooooo
Got home at 12:30 last night, got to sleep around 2:30, got up at 6:30 to drive the kids to school, did laundry, pressed uniform, polished leather, cut my hair (shaved my head basically), and I have to work from 4 PM to 4 AM tonight. Yay.

[squad51]

ok never mind I got it :D :D :cool:

[squad51]

dude why are you working sucha ****ty schedual?? I mean I am too but at least I am done with school in may!

[SWATcop]

dude why are you working sucha ****ty schedual?? I mean I am too but at least I am done with school in may!
Got a couple of guys out right now. Working extra hours. Paycheck is nice, but I'm a little tired.

[LadyLawman]

Good morning!!!

[SWATcop]

Good morning!!!
Good morning. And how are the twins today?

[LadyLawman]

Good morning. And how are the twins today?
You know I can only imagine what nickname ya'll are gonna give me LOL :rolleyes:

[squad51]

yeah that sucks we have same problem..one in the acadmey one with a wife who is dieing and he is out more then he is there....I don't blame him though :o

[SWATcop]

You know I can only imagine what nickname ya'll are gonna give me LOL :rolleyes:
Well, I guess I can't really call you "Mama Funbags" at work, so I'll have to come up with an alternative nickname. ;)

[LadyLawman]

Got a couple of guys out right now. Working extra hours. Paycheck is nice, but I'm a little tired.
Well I am gonna be there next Monday but will be stuck in FTO but would gladly help if I could

[SWATcop]

yeah that sucks we have same problem..one in the acadmey one with a wife who is dieing and he is out more then he is there....I don't blame him though :o
Man, that sucks.

[squad51]

its probably cause you have big boobs

[squad51]

now see htats just the wrong way to look at things you are happy to be assigned such a caring officer as your new FTO :P :rolleyes: :D :eek:

[SWATcop]

Well I am gonna be there next Monday but will be stuck in FTO but would gladly help if I could
Well, after you and Don are trained there won't be much help needed as far as overtime goes. You two will be basically relieving us all from working these extra hours (yay!).

[LadyLawman]

its probably cause you have big boobs
LOL your observant today LOL just messing with ya Squad :)

[squad51]

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are ou Ladylaw and swatcop going to be working for the same agency??

[squad51]

LOL your observant today LOL just messing with ya Squad :)
Just happy to be here and proud to serve ma'am :rolleyes:

[SWATcop]

its probably cause you have big boobs
(.)(.)Thus the nickname.

[LadyLawman]

Well, after you and Don are trained there won't be much help needed as far as overtime goes. You two will be basically relieving us all from working these extra hours (yay!).
yeah then with the 2 more they will pick up in October since I will be getting the 3rd position

[SWATcop]

yeah then with the 2 more they will pick up in October since I will be getting the 3rd position
My car came back from the shop yesterday - it's black & white now. No graphics or lightbar yet, but we now oficially have the 1st black & white in the county.

[squad51]

yeah then with the 2 more they will pick up in October since I will be getting the 3rd position
Ok confused did you get hired or are you a reserve?

[LadyLawman]

are ou Ladylaw and swatcop going to be working for the same agency??
Yes we are and I am a Provisional Officer till October when I'll be a Regular Officer its all complicated but it works for me!!

[squad51]

My car came back from the shop yesterday - it's black & white now. No graphics or lightbar yet, but we now oficially have the 1st black & white in the county.
black and white squads are the way to go for sure!

[LadyLawman]

My car came back from the shop yesterday - it's black & white now. No graphics or lightbar yet, but we now oficially have the 1st black & white in the county.
NICE I cant wait to see it!! 1 week from today I'll be sworn in!!