Chat, chat, chat, chat, chat....

[SWATcop]

MUST I explain this to you AGAIN? :p
Oh, yeah, baby! I love it when you talk dirty!

[LadyLawman]

I beg to differ!

Was going to ask you if you catch and release or keep 'em?
well here that depends on the fish Snook and Redfish depending on the season and size have to be. I cant remember the season though I use to fish all the time. also trout depending on size but I think King fish and cobia are running heavy right now

[Quopper]

Oh, yeah, baby! I love it when you talk dirty!
Ok! Well we will start off by.....oh wait this is a family forum! I started to explain myself in a PM, but that damn 48" chest got me sidetracked! :D

[LadyLawman]

White bait? No, we're not predjudiced. We're an equal opportunity baiter.
lol thats what they call Sardines White bait, cause they are like shiners in the water and snook and reds eat them up I think pin fish are great for cobia and Kingfish, also if you get a chance get some canned salmon and mix it wil like oatmeal makes great chum!!

[SWATcop]

Ok! Well we will start off by.....oh wait this is a family forum! I started to explain myself in a PM, but that damn 48" chest got me sidetracked! :D
I'm average. LadyLaw will confirm that.

[TXLady]

Please?? Pretty please?? Did I tell you that I love to cook, its a hobby? And I also clean up after I cook? And that I'm quiet??

Will you be a good boy and make your bed everyone morning and brush your teeth? You know, I want you to have strong bones and teeth. :p

[LadyLawman]

Hell! Pure unadulterated HELL! :D Damn that will be FUN! ;)

I want SWATcop as MY FTO - how much do you think I would learn?
Umm probrably alot but I dont think you would see much action outside of the vehicle unless parked in a dark part of the park!! LOL HAHAHAHA I kill me

[tk0727]

well here that depends on the fish Snook and Redfish depending on the season and size have to be. I cant remember the season though I use to fish all the time. also trout depending on size but I think King fish and cobia are running heavy right now


YOU GUYS BETTER TAKE ME FISHING ON THE 12TH OF JUNE!

[SWATcop]

lol thats what they call Sardines White bait, cause they are like shiners in the water and snook and reds eat them up I think pin fish are great for cobia and Kingfish, also if you get a chance get some canned salmon and mix it wil like oatmeal makes great chum!!
My buddy's brother is in from NJ for the week, so we're taking him fishing. We'll probably laugh and drink more than we will fish, but actually catching something would be a bonus.

[Quopper]

I'm average. LadyLaw will confirm that.
Haven't we had this "Average" conversation before?

Trust me, if I based my entire reflection of you on what Lady says, then I would actually be hiding in your closet right now! Listening to HER talk about YOU is worse than imagining!

[Quopper]

YOU GUYS BETTER TAKE ME FISHING ON THE 12TH OF JUNE!
Sun of a b!tch - am I going to have to fish, or can I just nap on the boat???

[SWATcop]

Haven't we had this "Average" conversation before?

Trust me, if I based my entire reflection of you on what Lady says, then I would actually be hiding in your closet right now! Listening to HER talk about YOU is worse than imagining!
I'm just an average powerfully built and ruggedly handsome guy (yeah, right). ;)

[LadyLawman]

My buddy's brother is in from NJ for the week, so we're taking him fishing. We'll probably laugh and drink more than we will fish, but actually catching something would be a bonus.
LOL well those things will help, I wasnt sure if you were going way out or if you were staying more near the groves up around the mall and a few places near your home are great areas

[tk0727]

Sun of a b!tch - am I going to have to fish, or can I just nap on the boat???

You're fishing if we get to go! That way we can say we did it! Damn I'm excited!

[SWATcop]

Sun of a b!tch - am I going to have to fish, or can I just nap on the boat???
You can hold my pole...

[Quopper]

You're fishing if we get to go! That way we can say we did it! Damn I'm excited!
Can't I just lie about it?? Isn't that what fisherman do anyway? ;)

[TXLady]

I'm just an average powerfully built and ruggedly handsome guy (yeah, right). ;)

But you are! We've seen your pics. BTW, I like you better without the moustache.

[Quopper]

You can hold my pole...
Okay!! Not a problem, think I will catch anything?? :D

[tk0727]

You can hold my pole...


you goin to?! yayyyyyyyyy even better!

I dont wanna swim in the ocean, but damn I would like to fish in it!

[SWATcop]

Okay!! Not a problem, think I will catch anything?? :D
Probably a good dose of sun screen! :D

[Quopper]

I'm just an average powerfully built and ruggedly handsome guy (yeah, right). ;)
You forget I've seen your pic! (Several times a day as a matter of fact! :eek: )

[LadyLawman]

Can't I just lie about it?? Isn't that what fisherman do anyway? ;)
umm no cause let me tell you what once you get a nice 28 inch snook on your line and he starts ripping line out and your fighting him to get him to the boat its almost as much of a rush as getting into a fight . LOl Jacks put up a huge fight too for a little fish lemme tell ya, it will be fun we can fish a little and head to the sandbar and do lunch and watch the sunset

[SWATcop]

But you are! We've seen your pics. BTW, I like you better without the moustache.
Thanks. (OK, now that you've re-inflated my ego...)

[tk0727]

Probably a good dose of sun screen! :D



eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwe the sticky kind? :eek:

[SWATcop]

You forget I've seen your pic! (Several times a day as a matter of fact! :eek: )
I'll have to see if I can find a more interesting pic somewhere... ;)

[TXLady]

Thanks. (OK, now that you've re-inflated my ego...)

You have a beautiful mouth. ;)

[tk0727]

umm no cause let me tell you what once you get a nice 28 inch snook on your line and he starts ripping line out and your fighting him to get him to the boat its almoist as much of a rush as getting into a fight . LOl Jacks ptup a huge fight too for a little fish lemme tell ya, it will be fun we can fish a little and head to the sandbar and do lunch and watch the sunset


Lady, when we're watching the sunset, will you hold me? :D

[SWATcop]

eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwe the sticky kind? :eek:
NOT just for external use! :D

[SWATcop]

You have a beautiful mouth. ;)
Yeah, well you should see my tongue... (grin) :D

[LadyLawman]

Lady, when we're watching the sunset, will you hold me? :D
sure honey since Quopper will be holding the pole LOL

[tk0727]

sure honey since Quopper will be holding the pole LOL


:mad: :( we don't get to hold any poles! :mad:


;)

[Quopper]

You have a beautiful mouth. ;)
I bet he has a gorgeous tongue! :eek:

TK - you wouldn't take me up on my offer, but you are propositioning Lady now? I'm hurt, honestly hurt! :D

[Quopper]

Yeah, well you should see my tongue... (grin) :D
LMAO!! You beat me to the punch! I need to type faster!

[tk0727]

I bet he has a gorgeous tongue! :eek:

TK - you wouldn't take me up on my offer, but you are propositioning Lady now? I'm hurt, honestly hurt! :D


Hey.. didn't I porposition you back last night? since you and I were the only ones left? :D

[LadyLawman]

:mad: :( we don't get to hold any poles! :mad:


;)
heheh oh sure I can find us some poles, hubby and some friends can bring thiers heheheheh plus Swat has a friend who has a pole too so we can all hold poles and each other while watching the sunset LOl now theres a post card!!

[SWATcop]

Back in a few minutes. I have to let the dog (the remaining one) out.

[SWATcop]

heheh oh sure I can find us some poles, hubby and some friends can bring thiers heheheheh plus Swat has a friend who has a pole too so we can all hold poles and each other while watching the sunset LOl now theres a post card!!
Don't they call that a "circle jerk?"

[Quopper]

Back in a few minutes. I have to let the dog (the remaining one) out.
:( :( :( :( :( (not about you leaving - about the remaining dog!) That is SUCH a ****er! Although the thought of you leaving isn't pleasant either!

[LadyLawman]

I bet he has a gorgeous tongue! :eek:

TK - you wouldn't take me up on my offer, but you are propositioning Lady now? I'm hurt, honestly hurt! :D
lol its cause your too busy holding Swat's pole lol so we'll hold each other :D

[tk0727]

heheh oh sure I can find us some poles, hubby and some friends can bring thiers heheheheh plus Swat has a friend who has a pole too so we can all hold poles and each other while watching the sunset LOl now theres a post card!!

LMAO! :D speechless.

[LadyLawman]

Don't they call that a "circle jerk?"
lol I think that would be a sunset jerk LOL

[Quopper]

Don't they call that a "circle jerk?"
LADY - LMAO!! I just won't send THAT postcard home! :eek:

SWAT - (I'M YELLING NOW!) Quit mentioning circles! :mad:

[TXLady]

Yeah, well you should see my tongue... (grin) :D

I'm sure it's cute as a button. :D

[LadyLawman]

LADY - LMAO!! I just won't send THAT postcard home! :eek:

SWAT - (I'M YELLING NOW!) Quit mentioning circles! :mad:
LOL hmm why not?? you know the sick thing is , is that actually got a mental picture and am rolling off the chair

[SWATcop]

LOL hmm why not?? you know the sick thing is , is that actually got a mental picture and am rolling off the chair
Wait until you attend one of our drunken cop parties and we get naked in someone's pool!

[SWATcop]

LADY - LMAO!! I just won't send THAT postcard home! :eek:

SWAT - (I'M YELLING NOW!) Quit mentioning circles! :mad:
round and round she goes... where she stops, nobody knows...

[Quopper]

Wait until you attend one of our drunken cop parties and we get naked in someone's pool!
WHERE'S MY INVITATION??? :(

[tk0727]

Wait until you attend one of our drunken cop parties and we get naked in someone's pool!

LOL! we did that last year at a Fireman's house! I didn't get naked, but I sure as hell laughed at everyone that did!

[Quopper]

round and round she goes... where she stops, nobody knows...
Oh I think we know where I will stop! :D I just can't wait to get there.........

[SWATcop]

WHERE'S MY INVITATION??? :(
You've already GOT an invitation to a PRIVATE party... :p :p :p

[SWATcop]

LOL! we did that last year at a Fireman's house! I didn't get naked, but I sure as hell laughed at everyone that did!
Several of the cops wives get naked (as well as the cops). In fact, it's not unusual to see titties flying when we go to bars, either!

[usafcop64528]

Will you be a good boy and make your bed everyone morning and brush your teeth? You know, I want you to have strong bones and teeth. :p
Yes AND I'll take my flintstones every day.

[Quopper]

You've already GOT an invitation to a PRIVATE party... :p :p :p
Party for two huh? WOO HOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LadyLawman]

Wait until you attend one of our drunken cop parties and we get naked in someone's pool!
hahaha My hubby is looking soo forward to that its not funny!! when you all told him about these parties he said My kinda people!!!

[LadyLawman]

Several of the cops wives get naked (as well as the cops). In fact, it's not unusual to see titties flying when we go to bars, either!
great we will all get along then HAHAHAHAAA

[SWATcop]

Party for two huh? WOO HOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Quopper, party of two.... Right this way, folks. Booth in the corner OK? Let me get you some extra napkins and a longer table cloth..."

[SWATcop]

great we will all get along then HAHAHAHAAA
Aw, come on now - I know you're much more reserved than that.

[LadyLawman]

"Quopper, party of two.... Right this way, folks. Booth in the corner OK? Let me get you some extra napkins and a longer table cloth..."
it doesnt matter what you wear cause its only gonna be you and me there WHOO we having a party , a party for 2 LOL ok got that damn song in my head now!!

[Quopper]

"Quopper, party of two.... Right this way, folks. Booth in the corner OK? Let me get you some extra napkins and a longer table cloth..."
Ooops, I think I dropped my napkin, let me crawl under the table to find it.......

[usafcop64528]

:mad: :( we don't get to hold any poles! :mad:


;)
Well, if you twist my arm I suppose I could cum on the trip. But just for you.

[Quopper]

it doesnt matter what you wear cause its only gonna be you and me there WHOO we having a party , a party for 2 LOL ok got that damn song in my head now!!
I'm telling ya - Florida in June - how much could I possibly where anyway! Damn hot down there isn't it?? LADY - will the mosquitos carry me away?

[LadyLawman]

Aw, come on now - I know you're much more reserved than that.
hahahahahaha you need to talk to hubby bout all that LOL He will tell you otherwise I am reserved when I have to be and need to be. Infact I was told about the old initiations at the nudest parks by Sarge and Bobby I said shoot thats no big deal been to a few of them LOL

[tk0727]

Several of the cops wives get naked (as well as the cops). In fact, it's not unusual to see titties flying when we go to bars, either!

That's how it is whenever I go to our cop/fireman parties. We have a cop that looks like Brittney Spears, she's really nice, but man, she can be wild! And of course the men are all pretty wild.

[LadyLawman]

I'm telling ya - Florida in June - how much could I possibly where anyway! Damn hot down there isn't it?? LADY - will the mosquitos carry me away?
LOL I wouldnt worry about the Squitos carrying you away unless thats what your Calling SWAT now lol

[SWATcop]

hahahahahaha you need to talk to hubby bout all that LOL He will tell you otherwise I am reserved when I have to be and need to be. Infact I was told about the old initiations at the nudest parks by Sarge and Bobby I said shoot thats no big deal been to a few of them LOL
No big deal? Um, I beg to differ. You have 2 (two) big deals.

[tk0727]

Well, if you twist my arm I suppose I could cum on the trip. But just for you.


:D You COULD cum on the trip if you let me hold the pole. :D

[SWATcop]

That's how it is whenever I go to our cop/fireman parties. We have a cop that looks like Brittney Spears, she's really nice, but man, she can be wild! And of course the men are all pretty wild.
Hmmmm... We just hired a pretty female cop that has long blonde hair and quite a pair of, well, never mind... :rolleyes:

[LadyLawman]

No big deal? Um, I beg to differ. You have 2 (two) big deals.
LOL see I had an initiation working for painters supply they sent me out to the nasty old trailer park nudest place to an old man who fixed up cars out there so been there done that damn glad I didnt get the Tshirt LOL

[Quopper]

LOL I wouldnt worry about the Squitos carrying you away unless thats what your Calling SWAT now lol
Mmm, NO that is definitely NOT what I am calling him now! As a matter of fact right now I am banging my head on my desk calling him a b*stard! :D

[usafcop64528]

LOL! we did that last year at a Fireman's house! I didn't get naked, but I sure as hell laughed at everyone that did!
See, being a DD all the time, I'm the only one who remembers what happened and who did what. All though, sometimes that is not a pleasant distinction.

[tk0727]

Hmmmm... We just hired a pretty female cop that has long blonde hair and quite a pair of, well, never mind... :rolleyes:

LOL.. Yeah, Amy paid for hers to be bigger! :D She really does look like Brittany in the face. I'll have to see if I can find a pic. I have some of her and I at the bar somewhere.

[SWATcop]

Mmm, NO that is definitely NOT what I am calling him now! As a matter of fact right now I am banging my head on my desk calling him a b*stard! :D
Huh? Who, me? (shy innocent look as I grin from ear to ear...) ;)

[TXLady]

Yes AND I'll take my flintstones every day.

OK, it's just a matter of time. You know legal stuff takes awhile. I can't wait for you to come live with me. I'll take good care of you. ;) :p

[tk0727]

See, being a DD all the time, I'm the only one who remembers what happened and who did what. All though, sometimes that is not a pleasant distinction.


Yeah.. sometimes. I have some images burned into my head from last years party that I could definitely live without!

[usafcop64528]

:D You COULD cum on the trip if you let me hold the pole. :D
*making mental note. reserve pole for tk's holding pleasure* Aight, you got reservations for the entire summer.

[LadyLawman]

Hmmmm... We just hired a pretty female cop that has long blonde hair and quite a pair of, well, never mind... :rolleyes:
:confused: hmm who could that be?? :confused: :p ;) :D :eek:

[SWATcop]

*making mental note. reserve pole for tk's holding pleasure* Aight, you got reservations for the entire summer.
I still want to see that postcard picture with the circle jerk!

[TXLady]

*making mental note. reserve pole for tk's holding pleasure* Aight, you got reservations for the entire summer.

You might want to ask you soon to be mommy about that first.

[usafcop64528]

OK, it's just a matter of time. You know legal stuff takes awhile. I can't wait for you to come live with me. I'll take good care of you. ;) :p
I'll be allowed to visit TK though, won't I??

[tk0727]

*making mental note. reserve pole for tk's holding pleasure* Aight, you got reservations for the entire summer.


WOOO HOOO! A boy toy for the summer! ;)

[LadyLawman]

I still want to see that postcard picture with the circle jerk!
I told you its called the Sunset Jerk LOL Damn you'd think we were all Jamiacan lol :D

[TXLady]

I'll be allowed to visit TK though, won't I??

If you're a good boy. :D

[Quopper]

Huh? Who, me? (shy innocent look as I grin from ear to ear...) ;)
Cocky ***** B@stard!! Damn that turns me on! :D

[SWATcop]

:confused: hmm who could that be?? :confused: :p ;) :D :eek:
Hmmmmmm... I can't remember her name right now. Give me a minute, I'm sure it will come to me! ;)

[LadyLawman]

Cocky ***** B@stard!! Damn that turns me on! :D
Is there anything that........ opps :eek: nevermind lol not going there LOL :D :D :D :eek:

[SWATcop]

Cocky ***** B@stard!! Damn that turns me on! :D
I thought the little circles thing turned you on. I must have gotten confused... :p :p :p

[usafcop64528]

Yeah.. sometimes. I have some images burned into my head from last years party that I could definitely live without!
Yeah. Although it can be good. Like when I was in Hawaii. My unit got deployed there. That was fun, for us. I don't think the wives back home were to overjoyed about it. "Yeah honey, I really miss you. Its no fun without you. Got to go." All right guys, lets hit the bars...

[TXLady]

I thought the little circles thing turned you on. I must have gotten confused... :p :p :p

SWAT everything about you turns her on. We can't even mention your name when you're not here. She goes into spasms. :D

[SWATcop]

SWAT everything about you turns her on. We can't even mention your name when you're not hear. She goes into spasms. :D
I don't know why. Just a regular guy on the board.

[LadyLawman]

:D SWAT everything about you turns her on. We can't even mention your name when you're not here. She goes into spasms. :D
yeah she kinda looks like a Tasmanian devil its really not pretty actually we get scared LOL :eek: :eek:

[Quopper]

I thought the little circles thing turned you on. I must have gotten confused... :p :p :p
It's envisioning the Cocky ***** B@stard MAKING the little circles that REALLY does it! ;)

[usafcop64528]

You might want to ask you soon to be mommy about that first.
Can she?? Please??

[tk0727]

Yeah. Although it can be good. Like when I was in Hawaii. My unit got deployed there. That was fun, for us. I don't think the wives back home were to overjoyed about it. "Yeah honey, I really miss you. Its no fun without you. Got to go." All right guys, lets hit the bars...

yeah, most of the cops around here leave their wives at home anyway. I'm sure they just don't care anymore about the consequences.

[Quopper]

:D
yeah she kinda looks like a Tasmanian devil its really not pretty actually we get scared LOL :eek: :eek:
Good Lord - I thought you people were my friends!! Can't you keep anything a secret? :D Next, he's going to think I am stalking him!

[TXLady]

I don't know why. Just a regular guy on the board.

Have you forgotten? You're our Greek God. We all worship you. ;)

[TXLady]

Can she?? Please??

Since you asked so nicely. But just remember to always ask. TXLady er Mommy might have other plans for you. ;) :p :D :eek:

[SWATcop]

It's envisioning the Cocky ***** B@stard MAKING the little circles that REALLY does it! ;)
Not just that, but the fact that he's actually REALLY GOOD AT THAT... :p circle :p circle :p circle... OK, your turn :eek:

[LadyLawman]

Good Lord - I thought you people were my friends!! Can't you keep anything a secret? :D Next, he's going to think I am stalking him!
we are its just sometimes the babbling and drooling and spinning around kinda scares us LOL

[TXLady]

yeah, most of the cops around here leave their wives at home anyway. I'm sure they just don't care anymore about the consequences.

That's sad. :(

[tk0727]

Good Lord - I thought you people were my friends!! Can't you keep anything a secret? :D Next, he's going to think I am stalking him!

you are ;)

[SWATcop]

Have you forgotten? You're our Greek God. We all worship you. ;)
LOL. You have to be able to do the leaf blower trick, too, ya' know! :D

[tk0727]

Since you asked so nicely. But just remember to always ask. TXLady er Mommy might have other plans for you. ;) :p :D :eek:


OOOOOOOOOOOooh goodness!!

[TXLady]

Not just that, but the fact that he's actually REALLY GOOD AT THAT... :p circle :p circle :p circle... OK, your turn :eek:

Wasn't there a song about Tiny Circles? Oh, no, that was Tiny Bubbles. Maybe I'll rewrite that song. :D

[usafcop64528]

yeah, most of the cops around here leave their wives at home anyway. I'm sure they just don't care anymore about the consequences.
Hey, I broke five hundred. Anyway, we got deployed there, so they didn't have a choice about bringing any one. The guys that I hung out with were actually very honorable. Although one guys wife broke up with him while he was down there. Which sucked, and then she got right back with him when he got home. It made the whole deployment ****ty for him.

[TXLady]

LOL. You have to be able to do the leaf blower trick, too, ya' know! :D

SWAT, I can honestly say I've never tried that with a leaf blower and have no intention of ever trying it. LOL

[LadyLawman]

Not just that, but the fact that he's actually REALLY GOOD AT THAT... :p circle :p circle :p circle... OK, your turn :eek:

I think she is doing that Tasmainan Devil thing right about now I'm scared TK HOLD ME!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :D

[usafcop64528]

Since you asked so nicely. But just remember to always ask. TXLady er Mommy might have other plans for you. ;) :p :D :eek:
What kind of plans?

[Quopper]

LOL. You have to be able to do the leaf blower trick, too, ya' know! :D
Let me see if I have this leaf blower thing right?

So you start off by removing the leaf blower from it's storage are, then you need to warm it up a bit first. After it is warmed up, I would need to apply lips to the end of the hose. Then with all my might and all my force I would have to suck in really hard several times?

Is that right SWATcop?

[Quopper]

Wasn't there a song about Tiny Circles? Oh, no, that was Tiny Bubbles. Maybe I'll rewrite that song. :D
I swear if I ever get that in my e-mail I'm coming to TX to find you! :D :eek:

[TXLady]

What kind of plans?

Mommy will tell you when the time is right. Mommy knows best. ;)

[SWATcop]

SWAT, I can honestly say I've never tried that with a leaf blower and have no intention of ever trying it. LOL
You don't want to ruin your image, anyway. You seem like a really nice person.

[usafcop64528]

I think she is doing that Tasmainan Devil thing right about now I'm scared TK HOLD ME!!! :eek: :eek: :eek: :D
I'll hold you. I'll hold both of you. At the same time.

[Quopper]

You don't want to ruin your image, anyway. You seem like a really nice person.
Oh LORD!! I think the bus just hit me again! :D

[TXLady]

I swear if I ever get that in my e-mail I'm coming to TX to find you! :D :eek:

I'll be seeing you soon then. :D :D :D

[tk0727]

Hey, I broke five hundred. Anyway, we got deployed there, so they didn't have a choice about bringing any one. The guys that I hung out with were actually very honorable. Although one guys wife broke up with him while he was down there. Which sucked, and then she got right back with him when he got home. It made the whole deployment ****ty for him.

If I were him, I wouldn't have taken her back when I got home. that was crappy!

[TXLady]

You don't want to ruin your image, anyway. You seem like a really nice person.

Quoppers giving me lessons on not being so sweet and nice. :eek:

[Quopper]

I'll be seeing you soon then. :D :D :D
Damn! June 11th, remember at the airport!

[SWATcop]

Oh LORD!! I think the bus just hit me again! :D
yOU'RE GOING TO FEEL LIKE YOU GOT HIT BY A BUS AFTER I'M THROUGH WITH YOU!!!

[TXLady]

I'll hold you. I'll hold both of you. At the same time.

What about mommy? :(

[tk0727]

What about mommy? :(

TX that just sounds soooooooooo wrong! :D

[SWATcop]

Quoppers giving me lessons on not being so sweet and nice. :eek:
Good lord. Look out. I'm not sure the world is ready for TWO of you!

[LadyLawman]

LOL damn I didnt know you owned a lawn service Quopper lol.... umm nope wait not going there either LOL

[usafcop64528]

Mommy will tell you when the time is right. Mommy knows best. ;)
Ok mommy. I trust you. Here is a virtual hug for you.

[SWATcop]

I'll hold you. I'll hold both of you. At the same time.
I've got your back, bro! You take one and I'll take one for officer safety reasons!

[TXLady]

TX that just sounds soooooooooo wrong! :D

What? I just want to hug my little boy. ;)

[tk0727]

LOL damn I didnt know you owned a lawn service Quopper lol.... umm nope wait not going there either LOL

Yeah, she handles the leaf blowers, I have to handle the damn john deer tractors! :D

[SWATcop]

LOL damn I didnt know you owned a lawn service Quopper lol.... umm nope wait not going there either LOL
Lawn service? That's a great mental image. Quopper all sweaty in the yard with a pair of shirts on and a tank top...

[LadyLawman]

I've got your back, bro! You take one and I'll take one for officer safety reasons!
LOL look TK We get 2 of em helping uswhoo hoo!!

[tk0727]

What? I just want to hug my little boy. ;)

yeah.. that's all Quopper wants to do with SWAT too!

[TXLady]

Ok mommy. I trust you. Here is a virtual hug for you.

Thank you sweetie. Always remember to to eveything mommy tells you and you'll be just fine. ;)

[usafcop64528]

If I were him, I wouldn't have taken her back when I got home. that was crappy!
Well, he didn't take her right back. Its not like he stepped off the plane into her arms or anything, all though she did pick him up there so they could talk.

[tk0727]

LOL look TK We get 2 of em helping uswhoo hoo!!


Are we supposed to just trade back and forth? :eek:

[LadyLawman]

Yeah, she handles the leaf blowers, I have to handle the damn john deer tractors! :D
LOL nope still not going there lol be good Lady be good

[Quopper]

Lawn service? That's a great mental image. Quopper all sweaty in the yard with a pair of shirts on and a tank top...
Damn - are YOU stalking ME?? I do that occassionally! :D

[tk0727]

Well, he didn't take her right back. Its not like he stepped off the plane into her arms or anything, all though she did pick him up there so they could talk.

You know it just makes me think she did that so she could screw around on him though. I don't know.

[LadyLawman]

Are we supposed to just trade back and forth? :eek:
gee I dunno Swat had the tactical training maybe he will explain it

[Quopper]

Good lord. Look out. I'm not sure the world is ready for TWO of you!
She just needs a little help being more extroverted! She is making me so PROUD! :p

[TXLady]

yeah.. that's all Quopper wants to do with SWAT too!

I told you, she's been giving me lessons. :cool:

[usafcop64528]

I've got your back, bro! You take one and I'll take one for officer safety reasons!
Absolutely. Safety first.

[Quopper]

gee I dunno Swat had the tactical training maybe he will explain it
I think I lost what you guys are talking about - but SWAT IS MINE!! Whether or not he agrees, I don't care! :eek: :D

[ecpd170]

hello people :D

[SWATcop]

gee I dunno Swat had the tactical training maybe he will explain it
Explain what?

[usafcop64528]

You know it just makes me think she did that so she could screw around on him though. I don't know.
Yeah, I don't know him well enough to ask that, but I talked to his roommate, and that was the general concensus among those that knew.

[TXLady]

hello people :D

Hey, shortstuff! How's it going?

[SWATcop]

Absolutely. Safety first.
If they give us any crap well cuff em and stuff em. ;)

[TXLady]

I think I lost what you guys are talking about - but SWAT IS MINE!! Whether or not he agrees, I don't care! :eek: :D

I'm gonna practice my lesson a lot and then I'll steal SWAT from you. :p

[LadyLawman]

I think I lost what you guys are talking about - but SWAT IS MINE!! Whether or not he agrees, I don't care! :eek: :D
umm we didnt offer there TAZ he did so stop babbeling and drooling and spinning all over the damn place your getting me Scared!! :eek: :eek: :eek: TK help!! that devil is after me HOLD ME I'm SOOOO SCARED!! She just keeps spinning and drooling and Babbeling SWAT its quite FREAKING ME OUT MAN!!

[SWATcop]

I'm gonna practice my lesson a lot and then I'll steal SWAT from you. :p
And exactly what "lesson" would that be? Care to elaborate?

[ecpd170]

If they give us any crap well cuff em and stuff em. ;)
Swat have you checked out that web site I sent you and Big Q is still talking smack about you just thought you wanted to know

[tk0727]

Yeah, I don't know him well enough to ask that, but I talked to his roommate, and that was the general concensus among those that knew.


yep, that sucks..


HI ECPD! ..

Quopper..whatcha gonna do now that loverboy AND SWAT are both here?.. huh? huh? .......................bus comes to a screeching stop!

[TXLady]

And exactly what "lesson" would that be? Care to elaborate?

I'm giving away nothing until I'm fully trained! :D

[tk0727]

If they give us any crap well cuff em and stuff em. ;)


OOOOH! I might LIKE that! How bout you Ladylawman? ;)

[LadyLawman]

hello people :D
Hey there!!

[SWATcop]

Swat have you checked out that web site I sent you and Big Q is still talking smack about you just thought you wanted to know
Yeah, I did check it out. Thanks. As far as Q talking smack, not to worry - I have a plan to keep her quiet... ;)

[ecpd170]

yep, that sucks..


HI ECPD! ..

Quopper..whatcha gonna do now that loverboy AND SWAT are both here?.. huh? huh? .......................bus comes to a screeching stop!
i know my place swat comes first then me :(

[LadyLawman]

OOOOH! I might LIKE that! How bout you Ladylawman? ;)
LOL if it will keep that Devil woman away LOL I'm all for it!!! hahahahahahaahah ;) :D

[ecpd170]

Yeah, I did check it out. Thanks. As far as Q talking smack, not to worry - I have a plan to keep her quiet... ;)
i bet you do ;)

[usafcop64528]

hello people :D
Whats up bro?

[SWATcop]

i know my place swat comes first then me :(
No, QUOPPER cums (<---- spelling?) first.

[ecpd170]

Whats up bro?
whats up with you

[Quopper]

umm we didnt offer there TAZ he did so stop babbeling and drooling and spinning all over the damn place your getting me Scared!! :eek: :eek: :eek: TK help!! that devil is after me HOLD ME I'm SOOOO SCARED!! She just keeps spinning and drooling and Babbeling SWAT its quite FREAKING ME OUT MAN!!
LMAO!! I almost spit my coffee on my desk!

HI LOVER BOY!!!!! How are you this morning? I am frustrated and going crazy myself! :eek:

SWATcop - THANKS - I'm going to have a smoke! :D BRB - don't go away, hold him for me while I am gone - I mean hold on while I am gone! :p

[tk0727]

LMAO!! I almost spit my coffee on my desk!

HI LOVER BOY!!!!! How are you this morning? I am frustrated and going crazy myself! :eek:

SWATcop - THANKS - I'm going to have a smoke! :D BRB - don't go away, hold him for me while I am gone - I mean hold on while I am gone! :p

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh don't worry darlin' We can hold him for you.

[TXLady]

LMAO!! I almost spit my coffee on my desk!

HI LOVER BOY!!!!! How are you this morning? I am frustrated and going crazy myself! :eek:

SWATcop - THANKS - I'm going to have a smoke! :D BRB - don't go away, hold him for me while I am gone - I mean hold on while I am gone! :p

I'll hold on to him for you. Don't worry. :D

[LadyLawman]

LMAO!! I almost spit my coffee on my desk!

HI LOVER BOY!!!!! How are you this morning? I am frustrated and going crazy myself! :eek:

SWATcop - THANKS - I'm going to have a smoke! :D BRB - don't go away, hold him for me while I am gone - I mean hold on while I am gone! :p
I gotta tell you its quite a sight

QUIT FREAKING ME OUT!!!!!!!!!! YOUR SCARING ME!! :eek: :D :D

[LadyLawman]

brb updates gotta reboot my puter

[tk0727]

LOL if it will keep that Devil woman away LOL I'm all for it!!! hahahahahahaahah ;) :D


I got a rope, we can tie her up.. ;)

[Quopper]

I'll hold on to him for you. Don't worry. :D
Okay you've learned TOO well!! You are NOT supposed to steal from your instructor!

SWAT - I thought we agreed on "going" at the same time? :D

[TXLady]

Okay you've learned TOO well!! You are NOT supposed to steal from your instructor!

SWAT - I thought we agreed on "going" at the same time? :D

But Quopper, you told me to be nasty, sneaky, underhanded and go after whatever I wanted. :confused:

[LadyLawman]

I got a rope, we can tie her up.. ;)
great I was good at calf roping when I was younger I'll lasso her and you tie her!!!

[usafcop64528]

whats up with you
Not much. Enjoying my off days.

[Quopper]

But Quopper, you told me to be nasty, sneaky, underhanded and go after whatever I wanted. :confused:
FIND YOUR OWN MAN TO DO IT WITH! NOT MINE! :eek: :p

[Quopper]

great I was good at calf roping when I was younger I'll lasso her and you tie her!!!
That might ACTUALLY be required! :eek:

(Can SWAT be the one to tie me up though?)

[TXLady]

FIND YOUR OWN MAN TO DO IT WITH! NOT MINE! :eek: :p

I thought you were gonna let me practice on SWAT? Indiangiver. :(

[tk0727]

FIND YOUR OWN MAN TO DO IT WITH! NOT MINE! :eek: :p


but I'm confused now.. Which one is your man?
because yesterday you were telling me that ECPD was yours :confused:

[LadyLawman]

That might ACTUALLY be required! :eek:

(Can SWAT be the one to tie me up though?)
HURRY TK SHE's BABBELING ABOUT THAT SWAT GUY AGAIN!!!!! QUICK GET HER BEFORE SHE STARTS SPINNING AND DROOLING!!!!! :eek: :eek: :D

[SWATcop]

Okay you've learned TOO well!! You are NOT supposed to steal from your instructor!

SWAT - I thought we agreed on "going" at the same time? :D
I don't know. I'm feeling a little selfish right now... :eek:

[SWATcop]

I thought you were gonna let me practice on SWAT? Indiangiver. :(
Practice makes perfect... ;)

[TXLady]

I don't know. I'm feeling a little selfish right now... :eek:

SWAT, I don't care if you're selfish. ;)

[tk0727]

HURRY TK SHE's BABBELING ABOUT THAT SWAT GUY AGAIN!!!!! QUICK GET HER BEFORE SHE STARTS SPINNING AND DROOLING!!!!! :eek: :eek: :D

I don't want the drool side girl! Come on now, she might bite! :eek:

[LadyLawman]

I don't want the drool side girl! Come on now, she might bite! :eek:
Stuff the bit in her mouth then we will be safe!!!

[ecpd170]

but I'm confused now.. Which one is your man?
because yesterday you were telling me that ECPD was yours :confused:
i am hers after swat :( i am #2

[TXLady]

USAF, don't listen to mommy now. Go watch your cartoons. OK sweetie? :D

[LadyLawman]

USAF, don't listen to mommy now. Go watch your cartoons. OK sweetie? :D
ohh man the mental pictures LOL

[tk0727]

USAF, don't listen to mommy now. Go watch your cartoons. OK sweetie? :D


"hey little boy....want some candy?" :D

[TXLady]

ohh man the mental pictures LOL

It's ALL Quopper's fault! She's made me this way. OMG, what' happening to me. :eek: :D

[SWATcop]

Stuff the bit in her mouth then we will be safe!!!
I'll stuff a bit of something in her mouth... (damn, I went there!) :D

[SWATcop]

It's ALL Quopper's fault! She's made me this way. OMG, what' happening to me. :eek: :D
I can almost picture you spinning around like Wonder Woman and re-emerging as this dominant sex kitten!

[TXLady]

"hey little boy....want some candy?" :D

TK, I'll smack you. :D

[Quopper]

i am hers after swat :( i am #2
Hey - I thought we discussed this since I play second fiddle to TK! :(

Sorry LADY and TK - I DO BITE! WATCH OUT!

TX - BACK OFF!! :D

SWAT - I don't have a problem with you being selfish! Didn't you get my e-mail Friday - it was all about YOUR pleasure! ;)

[SWATcop]

Hey - I thought we discussed this since I play second fiddle to TK! :(

Sorry LADY and TK - I DO BITE! WATCH OUT!

TX - BACK OFF!! :D

SWAT - I don't have a problem with you being selfish! Didn't you get my e-mail Friday - it was all about YOUR pleasure! ;)
Yeah, I got it. I'm still scrubbing the stain out of the front of my shorts.

[TXLady]

I can almost picture you spinning around like Wonder Woman and re-emerging as this dominant sex kitten!

Yeah, and I owe it all to Quopper. :cool:

[LadyLawman]

TK, I'll smack you. :D
Can USAF come out to play with us since your busy trying to get him a new daddy??

[LadyLawman]

Hey - I thought we discussed this since I play second fiddle to TK! :(

Sorry LADY and TK - I DO BITE! WATCH OUT!

TX - BACK OFF!! :D

SWAT - I don't have a problem with you being selfish! Didn't you get my e-mail Friday - it was all about YOUR pleasure! ;)
LOL I bite back

They dont call me BARBIE BAD *** FOR NOTHING YA KNOW!! :D :D :p

[tk0727]

Quopper? how those wheels feelin today honey? LUV YOU!

TX.. just keep concentrating on SWAT and keep out of this.. " USAF , honey, what do you have there? Is that a lollipop? Can aunt TK see it?"

Lady.... I might not wanna get close enough to try to stuff the bit in, you do it.. She's already lathering up!


SWAT... DAMN I LOVE YOU!

ECPD.. you know you'll only have to be second fiddle to her til we get married

[SWATcop]

Yeah, and I owe it all to Quopper. :cool:
We'll have to change her name to "The Quoppinator."

[TXLady]

Can USAF come out to play with us since your busy trying to get him a new daddy??

ROFL!! With Quopper here, I don't think I'll be successful and NO he can't come out to play! :p

[usafcop64528]

USAF, don't listen to mommy now. Go watch your cartoons. OK sweetie? :D
mommies mean. i don wanna to

[TXLady]

Yeah, I got it. I'm still scrubbing the stain out of the front of my shorts.

SWAT, I can help you with that stain. I know how to use Mr. Clean. :D

[LadyLawman]

the Wheels on the bus go round and round , round and round , round and round!! :D :D

[Quopper]

Yeah, I got it. I'm still scrubbing the stain out of the front of my shorts.
I had problems sending it the first time, so I wanted to make sure it went to the right person the second time! :eek:

I offered a different way to get that stain out the other day! ;)


LADY - if it was you and TK in the middle of me and SWAT - I put the money on ME! :D

[Quopper]

SWAT, I can help you with that stain. I know how to use Mr. Clean. :D
SCORE ONE FOR TX!!!!! :D

[TXLady]

mommies mean. i don wanna to

Mommies just trying to take care of you. If TK wants to see your lollipop say, NO! and call 911. :D :D

[usafcop64528]

Can USAF come out to play with us since your busy trying to get him a new daddy??
Mommie isn't watching. I'll play with you. BTW, are you my new babysitter?

[tk0727]

LADY - if it was you and TK in the middle of me and SWAT - I put the money on ME! :D[/QUOTE]

You go ahead and put money on yourself. Lady and I will have chocolate syrup and whipped cream on us.. SEE who'll win there!

[SWATcop]

I had problems sending it the first time, so I wanted to make sure it went to the right person the second time! :eek:

I offered a different way to get that stain out the other day! ;)


LADY - if it was you and TK in the middle of me and SWAT - I put the money on ME! :D
How about putting some HONEY on you instead? :p :p :p

[LadyLawman]

I had problems sending it the first time, so I wanted to make sure it went to the right person the second time! :eek:

I offered a different way to get that stain out the other day! ;)


LADY - if it was you and TK in the middle of me and SWAT - I put the money on ME! :D
LOL if I was a betting woman I would say just remember whose your ride the 11th 12th and part of the 13th hahahahahahahahah

[SWATcop]

LOL if I was a betting woman I would say just remember whose your ride the 11th 12th and part of the 13th hahahahahahahahah
I can tell you who she'll be riding...

[tk0727]

LOL if I was a betting woman I would say just remember whose your ride the 11th 12th and part of the 13th hahahahahahahahah

You won't leave me behind with her will you? Guilty by association? :eek:

[LadyLawman]

LADY - if it was you and TK in the middle of me and SWAT - I put the money on ME! :D

You go ahead and put money on yourself. Lady and I will have chocolate syrup and whipped cream on us.. SEE who'll win there![/QUOTE]
:D :D
and the wheels of the bus go round and round , round and round , round and round!!!!!!! :D :D

[TXLady]

Mommie isn't watching. I'll play with you. BTW, are you my new babysitter?

Mommy sees everything and I don't use babysitters. Now back to your room. :D

[tk0727]

Mommies just trying to take care of you. If TK wants to see your lollipop say, NO! and call 911. :D :D

HEY! Leave him alone. If he wants to share his lollipop with me, why can't he?

[LadyLawman]

You won't leave me behind with her will you? Guilty by association? :eek:
naaaa I got your back LOL I seem to remember though something about seeing a Big White Tahoe in my rear view I'm supposed to do I dunno darn I forget :confused: :confused: :rolleyes:

[Quopper]

I can tell you who she'll be riding...
MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY!

Hmm, honey?? I was still thinking about Chambourd (sp?) You know the liquor with that warm raspberry sensation, oh crap - I mean raspberry flavor! ;)

[tk0727]

naaaa I got your back LOL I seem to remember though something about seeing a Big White Tahoe in my rear view I'm supposed to do I dunno darn I forget :confused: :confused: :rolleyes:

If we see that big white tahoe that close to the rearview I'm bailin out!

[Quopper]

naaaa I got your back LOL I seem to remember though something about seeing a Big White Tahoe in my rear view I'm supposed to do I dunno darn I forget :confused: :confused: :rolleyes:
LMAO!!! I think I changed my mind..................................... :D

[LadyLawman]

If we see that big white tahoe that close to the rearview I'm bailin out!
HAHAHAHAAHAHAH LMAO ROFLMAO

[TXLady]

HEY! Leave him alone. If he wants to share his lollipop with me, why can't he?

He's too young. We haven't had THAT talk yet. Now go play with ECPD. He's got a lollipop but it's a short one, sorry. :D :eek:

[ecpd170]

He's too young. We haven't had THAT talk yet. Now go play with ECPD. He's got a lollipop but it's a short one, sorry. :D :eek:
ITS ON NOW YOU ARE NEVER GOING TO SEE THIS BUS COMING YOUR DONE :D AND ITS NOT A SHORT BUS :D

[tk0727]

He's too young. We haven't had THAT talk yet. Now go play with ECPD. He's got a lollipop but it's a short one, sorry. :D :eek:

LMAO... you're on a roll today!

[LadyLawman]

ITS ON NOW YOU ARE NEVER GOING TO SEE THIS BUS COMING YOUR DONE :D AND ITS NOT A SHORT BUS :D
LOL and the wheels of the bus go round and round

[Quopper]

ITS ON NOW YOU ARE NEVER GOING TO SEE THIS BUS COMING YOUR DONE :D AND ITS NOT A SHORT BUS :D
Damn LOVER BOY!! That one HURT!! :mad: TX is out of control!!!! :D

[LadyLawman]

Damn LOVER BOY!! That one HURT!! :mad: TX is out of control!!!! :D
Its all your fault see what you did? :p ;) :D

[usafcop64528]

If you got the peaches, I got the cream, sweet to taste....

[tk0727]

If you got the peaches, I got the cream, sweet to taste....


LOL.. Hey! They're coming here on tour in August!

I like peaches and cream :D

[SWATcop]

Well, it's "nappy time" for SWATcop. I'm going to go watch the eyelid show for an hour or so before I go to work. Have a good day, and watch out for that damn bus!

[TXLady]

Its all your fault see what you did? :p ;) :D

Yeah! It's all Quopper's fault. She deserves the bus! :p

[usafcop64528]

HEY! Leave him alone. If he wants to share his lollipop with me, why can't he?
Tk is my friend. I share with her. She said it would taste good.

[TXLady]

If you got the peaches, I got the cream, sweet to taste....

Sweetie, I'm so glad you've eaten your fruit today. It's good for you. :)

[Quopper]

Well, it's "nappy time" for SWATcop. I'm going to go watch the eyelid show for an hour or so before I go to work. Have a good day, and watch out for that damn bus!
Oh honey, don't leave me here with these mean people, TAKE ME WITH YOU! :( I'll make it worth your while! ;)

[tk0727]

Tk is my friend. I share with her. She said it would taste good.

I just wanna see how many licks it takes to......................oh hell :D

[Quopper]

I just wanna see how many licks it takes to......................oh hell :D
DAMN GIRL!!! (Good Job!) :D

[TXLady]

Well, it's "nappy time" for SWATcop. I'm going to go watch the eyelid show for an hour or so before I go to work. Have a good day, and watch out for that damn bus!

Bye SWAT, glad you're back. Sweet dreams. :)

[SWATcop]

Oh honey, don't leave me here with these mean people, TAKE ME WITH YOU! :( I'll make it worth your while! ;)
I bet you would, SHE-DEVIL!

[SWATcop]

Bye SWAT, glad you're back. Sweet dreams. :)
Thanks. Now get back to practicing! ;)

[TXLady]

Tk is my friend. I share with her. She said it would taste good.

But she says that to everyone! Don't trust her. :eek:

[LadyLawman]

Thanks. Now get back to practicing! ;)
See ya SWAT I'll be catching ya later!!

[Quopper]

I bet you would, SHE-DEVIL!
vs you - the SILVER Tongue DEVIL??

[LadyLawman]

I bet you would, SHE-DEVIL!
um that would be TAZMAINAN LOL

[TXLady]

Thanks. Now get back to practicing! ;)

It's my new mission in life, thanks to Quopper. :D

[usafcop64528]

I just wanna see how many licks it takes to......................oh hell :D
Don't say it, cause if you can't get to the center with out biting... :mad:

[Quopper]

It's my new mission in life, thanks to Quopper. :D
I've created a monster......................

[SWATcop]

vs you - the SILVER Tongue DEVIL??
No, the "I'm going to get you to make that noise" tongued devil.

[SWATcop]

It's my new mission in life, thanks to Quopper. :D
Well, after you've completed your training, don't forget to share. I WANT PICTURES AND VIDEO!!!

[tk0727]

Don't say it, cause if you can't get to the center with out biting... :mad:


Oh NOOOOOOOO honey, I CAN get to the center and don't have the biting problem. :D

[TXLady]

No, the "I'm going to get you to make that noise" tongued devil.

TXLady bows down to worship. ;)

[Quopper]

No, the "I'm going to get you to make that noise" tongued devil.
Oh that too!! Damn how could I forget - I know - I was busy thinking about little circles...............

[LadyLawman]

Oh that too!! Damn how could I forget - I know - I was busy thinking about little circles...............
Yeah the ones she is spinning in saying your name!!

[TXLady]

Well, after you've completed your training, don't forget to share. I WANT PICTURES AND VIDEO!!!

You'll be the first person I share with. :D :eek:

[Quopper]

He DOES sound like Rocky!

[TXLady]

Oh NOOOOOOOO honey, I CAN get to the center and don't have the biting problem. :D

Don't believe her honey. She'll hurt you!