Chat, chat, chat, chat, chat....

[tk0727]

HEy TK, DOnt forget the chocolate syrup and cherries :cool:
Or maybe some strawberries and NUTS.... HEHE sorry

don't like chocolate...how bout just strawberries? maybe grapes?
ummmmmmmmmmmmmm yep NUTS are good too! :eek:
OH my bad.............
you fillin in for SWAT this week?
cuz all of us girls are havin withdrawals!


And Welcome Back TX LADY ...I started a thread on the OTHER forum just for you!

[TXLady]

OHHHHHHHHH I AGREE ------where is that damn drool cup??????? You just HAD to get me going today didn't you TX??? Don't you know that is mean??


I can't help it. I told you "extreme" withdrawal symptoms. I'm not myself.

[tk0727]

I can't help it. I told you "extreme" withdrawal symptoms. I'm not myself.


Good lord, me either! I'm tired loopy and oh..


"here kitty kitty..?" ...I gotta go guys.. :D :D

[TXLady]

don't like chocolate...how bout just strawberries? maybe grapes?
ummmmmmmmmmmmmm yep NUTS are good too! :eek:
OH my bad.............
you fillin in for SWAT this week?
cuz all of us girls are havin withdrawals!


And Welcome Back TX LADY ...I started a thread on the OTHER forum just for you!

Thanks TK. I think. I've haven't been over there to look yet. Now I'll have to sneak over for sure. BTW, who is the EASY guy?

[Quopper]

I can't help it. I told you "extreme" withdrawal symptoms. I'm not myself.

I'm not either, I seem to be experiencing the shakes, some trembles, double vision, hyperventilation, and some really GOOD hallucinations! :D

[easy-e1]

don't like chocolate...how bout just strawberries? maybe grapes?
ummmmmmmmmmmmmm yep NUTS are good too! :eek:
OH my bad.............
you fillin in for SWAT this week?
cuz all of us girls are havin withdrawals!


And Welcome Back TX LADY ...I started a thread on the OTHER forum just for you!
Yeah I can fill his boots with no problem.

[TXLady]

I'm not either, I seem to be experiencing the shakes, some trembles, double vision, hyperventilation, and some really GOOD hallucinations! :D

That's strange, exact symptoms as me. Hmm? I must say, the hallucinations are very enjoyable.

[Quopper]

Yeah I can fill his boots with no problem.

Start filling, boy start filling - otherwise there will be a whole litter of kittens - poof - GONE! :D

[TXLady]

Start filling, boy start filling - otherwise there will be a whole litter of kittens - poof - GONE! :D

Yeah, Easy. Let's hear it. NOW ;)

[tk0727]

:eek: Start filling, boy start filling - otherwise there will be a whole litter of kittens - poof - GONE! :D


K, I'm back...rip little kitty....DAMN PHOTO for giving us the idea! :D

[Quopper]

Yeah, Easy. Let's hear it. NOW ;)

Wow - I don't think I have ever seen the TXLady quite so demanding before - look out Easy this might not be a simple job!

[easy-e1]

Starts with some Barry White on the radio, lighs down low, candles all over, rose petals in the jacuzzi. Bottle of Moet & Chandon :)

[TXLady]

Wow - I don't think I have ever seen the TXLady quite so demanding before - look out Easy this might not be a simple job!

Withdrawal does some strange things to you. Come on Easy, get with it! :D

[tk0727]

Starts with some Barry White on the radio, lighs down low, candles all over, rose petals in the jacuzzi. Bottle of Moet & Chandon :)


Keep going...don't tease

[TXLady]

Keep going...don't tease

Yeah, let's get to the good part. You are a tease. ;)

[Quopper]

Starts with some Barry White on the radio, lighs down low, candles all over, rose petals in the jacuzzi. Bottle of Moet & Chandon :)
FASSSSTTT FORWARD................

[Jabrim]

FASSSSTTT FORWARD................

Both asleep? lol

[tk0727]

Both asleep? lol


Ok, rewind JUST a little

[TXLady]

Yoohoo! Easy, where are you?

[easy-e1]

I pick you up and throw you all on the bed which is covered in scented flowers. I rip {can we really do this on this thread??} your clothes off and , ah jeez the kids are crying MOMMY

[Quopper]

Both asleep? lol

NOT QUITE THAT FAR FORWARD.....................

[Quopper]

ah jeez the kids are crying MOMMY

Can anyone say COLD WATER!!!! What a douser........ :(

[tk0727]

, ah jeez the kids are crying MOMMY[/QUOTE]

DAmmit...that's just our luck! :(

[easy-e1]

Only kidding, the kids are at the babysitter.
OK where was I, oh yeah. I gently massage your entire body and use scented massage oils and special massage thingies. I take the whipped cream and cover you from head to toe, front to back. then comes {sorry} the cherries and strawberries and I cover you with them. Now I pour some Champagne for you and I, then I pour it all over you and proceed to...

[TXLady]

I pick you up and throw you all on the bed which is covered in scented flowers. I rip {can we really do this on this thread??} your clothes off and , ah jeez the kids are crying MOMMY

Penalty! No kids allowed in fantasies. Try again. :D

[easy-e1]

Proceed to lick you from head to toe, consuming you. I rub every single spot of your hot body and after an hour I proceed to enter.....

[TXLady]

Only kidding, the kids are at the babysitter.
OK where was I, oh yeah. I gently massage your entire body and use scented massage oils and special massage thingies. I take the whipped cream and cover you from head to toe, front to back. then comes {sorry} the cherries and strawberries and I cover you with them. Now I pour some Champagne for you and I, then I pour it all over you and proceed to...


He is a tease! No stopping allowed. ;)

[tk0727]

He is a tease! No stopping allowed. ;)

k...I'm done.
Squad? Wolve? ready to take over now?

[easy-e1]

... you and go r e a l s l o w . Filling every in@h of your hot... geez, the chocolate syrup got all over my new carpet...

[TXLady]

... you and go r e a l s l o w . Filling every in@h of your hot... geez, the chocolate syrup got all over my new carpet...


Who are you, Martha Stewart? Forget the darn carpet. Continue with the good stuff. :rolleyes:

[easy-e1]

OK, then we do it for the next hour and I make sure you are pleased like never before. Its all about the 'O' Then we get into the ot tub and pour some more champagne and lick your body clean. The toes are my specialty. I rub your feet for a few minutes and ask what else I can do to serve you...

[Quopper]

OK, then we do it for the next hour and I make sure you are pleased like never before. Its all about the 'O' Then we get into the ot tub and pour some more champagne and lick your body clean. The toes are my specialty. I rub your feet for a few minutes and ask what else I can do to serve you...

Didn't do to bad - but you are a little embarrased??? GOOD JOB!! ;)

Remember we have to be a little careful after V-Day thread got shut down!

[easy-e1]

After the hot tub I pick you up and cover you in a warm towel and continue rubbing lotion all over your hottoned goddess like body :D Then We go into the bed again and do it all over again. LONG and SLOW, LONG and SLOW...

[easy-e1]

After the hot tub I pick you up and cover you in a warm towel and rub lotion all over your hot toned goddess like body :D Then We go into the bed again and do it all over again. LONG and SLOW, LONG and SLOW...


no more mechanics JUST HUMAN

[easy-e1]

After the hot tub I pick you up and cover you in a warm towel and rub lotion all over your hot toned goddess like body :D Then We go into the bed again and do it all over again. LONG and SLOW, LONG and SLOW... We continue for hours until we collapse into a heap of hot steamy bodies, mass of skin on skin, the smell of s3x all over, the smell of lust is in the air.

[tk0727]

After the hot tub I pick you up and cover you in a warm towel and rub lotion all over your hot toned goddess like body :D Then We go into the bed again and do it all over again. LONG and SLOW, LONG and SLOW...
I then pick up ole faithfull and put it on full vibrate and go to...


WOAH! some of us don't like "old faithful"!

[easy-e1]

OK OK, Iam dont, you didnt think I could really go that long did you...???
No more sex talk. Gotta clean the potty and make lunch for my little goil.
As Archie Bunker would say, His little Goil..

[TXLady]

After the hot tub I pick you up and cover you in a warm towel and rub lotion all over your hot toned goddess like body :D Then We go into the bed again and do it all over again. LONG and SLOW, LONG and SLOW... We continue for hours until we collapse into a heap of hot steamy bodies, mass of skin on skin, the smell of s3x all over, the smell of lust is in the air.

Whoa Easy!

[Quopper]

OK OK, Iam dont, you didnt think I could really go that long did you...???
No more sex talk. Gotta clean the potty and make lunch for my little goil.
As Archie Bunker would say, His little Goil..

Well it was good while it lasted!


Breathe TX, breathe!!!

[tk0727]

Well it was good while it lasted!


Breathe TX, breathe!!!


Yeah, how did you tell me to do it Quop? Breathe in for 4. Breathe out for 4?

[TXLady]

Well it was good while it lasted!


Breathe TX, breathe!!!


Why did he run away? Oh well, I guess I'd better go to work. I'll talk to you all later. :)

[tk0727]

Why did he run away? Oh well, I guess I'd better go to work. I'll talk to you all later. :)

don't work too hard girl!

[Quopper]

Why did he run away? Oh well, I guess I'd better go to work. I'll talk to you all later. :)
BYE TX!!!!!

Yes TK - breathe in 4, hold 4, breath out 4 - if you do it the OTHER way it has a bad effect!

[tk0727]

BYE TX!!!!!

Yes TK - breathe in 4, hold 4, breath out 4 - if you do it the OTHER way it has a bad effect!


might not be a BAD effect............... :rolleyes:

[TXLady]

BYE TX!!!!!

Yes TK - breathe in 4, hold 4, breath out 4 - if you do it the OTHER way it has a bad effect!

Thanks girls. Talk to you later. :) :D

[easy-e1]

Iam still here, I just ahd to regroup. HEHE. Nah I had to use the loo. I gotta run and take my girl to school. Sorry to not keep up with SWAT standards but its tough holding back for you ladies.. I dont wanna get you ladies toooo hot. See ya in an hour. ;)

[LadyLawman]

well Ladies am off to work!! Easy you need some help there hun you gotta be quicker then that to kepp up with the SWAT LOL I think I killed a litter of kitties already!!! Catch you ladies later on I'll be back tonight after work!!

[tk0727]

well Ladies am off to work!! Easy you need some help there hun you gotta be quicker then that to kepp up with the SWAT LOL I think I killed a litter of kitties already!!! Catch you ladies later on I'll be back tonight after work!!

Bye, be careful..too bad your building that you babysit wasn't equipped with a computer like mine! cuz that's all I do is babysit the building all day, too

[Quopper]

well Ladies am off to work!! Easy you need some help there hun you gotta be quicker then that to kepp up with the SWAT LOL I think I killed a litter of kitties already!!! Catch you ladies later on I'll be back tonight after work!!

I'll look for you tonight if I get back on - have fun at work!!

[wolverine652001]

Wow, did anyone miss me? heh.. I didn't think so. I had a LONG, busy day yesterday.

Started out a 1pm meeting to a bomb threat at a Local university to Leave the Scene of an Accident.

1pm to 4am is how long I worked last nite, I now have 3 days off due to too many overtime hours! (whoo hoo!!)

[tk0727]

Wow, did anyone miss me? heh.. I didn't think so. I had a LONG, busy day yesterday.

Started out a 1pm meeting to a bomb threat at a Local university to Leave the Scene of an Accident.

1pm to 4am is how long I worked last nite, I now have 3 days off due to too many overtime hours! (whoo hoo!!)


Alrighty then! I'll see you at 8pm! I need a rubdown
Better hurry b4 Squad gets there...LOL

[wolverine652001]

Alrighty then! I'll see you at 8pm! I need a rubdown
Better hurry b4 Squad gets there...LOL


I got first dibs then. :D

[tk0727]

I got first dibs then. :D

k...........early bird gets the worm....

[wolverine652001]

k...........early bird gets the worm....


They don't call me Birdman for nothing. (hence that is my Nickname at work, because I get things done first or get to the scene first.)

[tk0727]

They don't call me Birdman for nothing. (hence that is my Nickname at work, because I get things done first or get to the scene first.)


ok, but in SOME cases...I get to GO first! :D

[wolverine652001]

ok, but in SOME cases...I get to GO first! :D


Deal. :cool:

[tk0727]

Deal. :cool:


dang...that was easy!
too bad every guy didn't realize it's not a race! :D

[Styx]

Its even nicer if they let you win over and over and over again......and again...and again.....I mean why call it a night after the finish line is crossed, you know what I mean?

[tk0727]

Right just cuz THEY can't keep going back to go, doens't mean WE can't, right?
I can go back to GO all night! LOL...

[wolverine652001]

dang...that was easy!
too bad every guy didn't realize it's not a race! :D


I didn't think it was a race. I got enuf communication links with you already anyways. ;)

[tk0727]

I didn't think it was a race. I got enuf communication links with you already anyways. ;)


ummmmmmmm hon...we weren't really talking about communication links....
re-read again.

[wolverine652001]

Right just cuz THEY can't keep going back to go, doens't mean WE can't, right?
I can go back to GO all night! LOL...


Hmm... I might make ya too worn out by just standing there in BDU's.........


j/k... I can GO all nite too.

[wolverine652001]

ummmmmmmm hon...we weren't really talking about communication links....
re-read again.


Ah, well I was overworked at work. I'm still in the sleeping stage. :D

[wolverine652001]

TK is in Mental Pic land I guess. LOL. I need to stop sending pics.

[Quopper]

TK is in Mental Pic land I guess. LOL. I need to stop sending pics.
Well if TK is gone how can I help? :D

[tk0727]

Well if TK is gone how can I help? :D


That's why he was sending me so many pics and pm's and e-mails..
He was distracting me so you could have him!?....
That's it...SWAT'S FAIR GAME! LOL :D

[Quopper]

That's why he was sending me so many pics and pm's and e-mails..
He was distracting me so you could have him!?....
That's it...SWAT'S FAIR GAME! LOL :D

Uh Oh - she caught me!!!! I swear it never went any further than what you see, he didn't even reply back - he ignored me!!! I REFUSE TO SHARE!!!! :D

[wolverine652001]

Well if TK is gone how can I help? :D


LOL, she's NOT gone:

she's either:

TXT me
PM me on O.com
Email me (3 times per say)
or call me. ( I got a goofy message from her last nite when I was in the middle of an accident investigation last nite)

[tk0727]

LOL, she's NOT gone:

she's either:

TXT me
PM me on O.com
Email me (3 times per say)
or call me. ( I got a goofy message from her last nite when I was in the middle of an accident investigation last nite)

did not....................LOL

[wolverine652001]

That's why he was sending me so many pics and pm's and e-mails..
He was distracting me so you could have him!?....
That's it...SWAT'S FAIR GAME! LOL :D


I'm distracting you!!??? LOL whatever! See, this is why you need a computer at HOME. Not at work. I'd def distract you at home, but at work, hey at least I'm keeping you awake!

[wolverine652001]

did not....................LOL


:eek:

LIAR!!!

Don't make me dig out that "Let's call South Dakota" email out.

[tk0727]

:eek:

LIAR!!!

you got a goofy message from me AND Cristal..
Not just a goofy message from me! so pthhhhhhhh

[wolverine652001]

you got a goofy message from me AND Cristal..
Not just a goofy message from me! so pthhhhhhhh


LOL, still you called though! Now I'm waitin for a sexy message. LOL.

[tk0727]

LOL, still you called though! Now I'm waitin for a sexy message. LOL.

have to let Quop do that one for me, she's better at pillow talk than I am ;)

[Quopper]

have to let Quop do that one for me, she's better at pillow talk than I am ;)

I think pillow talk is too "soft" of a term.....

[tk0727]

I think pillow talk is too "soft" of a term.....

yeah..for you! LOL

besides, my ears turn red. :o

[Quopper]

yeah..for you! LOL

besides, my ears turn red. :o

It's just part of the game TK - it's all part of the game!

[tk0727]

It's just part of the game TK - it's all part of the game!


until another kitty dies.

[easy-e1]

yeah..for you! LOL

besides, my ears turn red. :o
Getting a little FLUSH there TK??? :o

[tk0727]

Getting a little FLUSH there TK??? :o



yeah...damn FLUSTERBATION!

[Quopper]

until another kitty dies.
But I really think I am doing something to help the overpopulation of stray animals - isn't that a good thing??

[easy-e1]

I like that word 'Flushterbation" nice :p

[tk0727]

I like that word 'Flushterbation" nice :p
thanks...I have lots of words....... :)

[tk0727]

But I really think I am doing something to help the overpopulation of stray animals - isn't that a good thing??


poor little things getting beat to death all the time

[easy-e1]

thanks...I have lots of words....... :)
Enlighten me, please this is intellectual. kinda

[tk0727]

Enlighten me, please this is intellectual. kinda


double meaning for bubble gum?

think about a man's body part that just looks like 2 pieces of chewed up bubblegum stuck together. (not a very pretty sight) :D

[easy-e1]

Gives new meaning to the term. SACK of GUM...

[tk0727]

double meaning!

ok....how bout the word Heavy.....

Like" when you read these threads where we all get a little dirty, do you catch yourself getting "heavy"?

[easy-e1]

double meaning!

ok....how bout the word Heavy.....

Like" when you read these threads where we all get a little dirty, do you catch yourself getting "heavy"?
Not heavy but my gum gets all tingley

[tk0727]

Is THAT where it tingles? for you?

TMI HERE: but I think girls tingle in the "HOO HOO DILLY" :D

[wolverine652001]

Is THAT where it tingles? for you?

TMI HERE: but I think girls tingle in the "HOO HOO DILLY" :D



Whoa, what are we talking about?

Now I feel SHY about boxer briefs.

:D

[tk0727]

Whoa, what are we talking about?

Now I feel SHY about boxer briefs.

:D


he wanted to know some of the different words I use to describe things. :p

[wolverine652001]

he wanted to know some of the different words I use to describe things. :p


I hope you aren't talking about mine. Because I know the other nite you weren't talking like this.

See, I told ya I shouldn't of came down because, you'll just be super tired and now you are!

[tk0727]

I hope you aren't talking about mine. Because I know the other nite you weren't talking like this.

See, I told ya I shouldn't of came down because, you'll just be super tired and now you are!


HUH????????????????!!!!!!!!! how would I know anything about yours?!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm lost.......

[tk0727]

I hope you aren't talking about mine. Because I know the other nite you weren't talking like this.

See, I told ya I shouldn't of came down because, you'll just be super tired and now you are!


Duh...I just got it...duh.

[wolverine652001]

Duh...I just got it...duh.


LOL..... goof! you need sleep! I'll be down sunday again aight? ;)

[tk0727]

LOL..... goof! you need sleep! I'll be down sunday again aight? ;)

but how am I supposed to sleep if you come down?
:D
I finally caught on...you're right. I DO NEED SLEEP

[wolverine652001]

but how am I supposed to sleep if you come down?
:D
I finally caught on...you're right. I DO NEED SLEEP


Well you do have 4 days to get a head start of sleep.

[easy-e1]

Lets keep this post PG folks. HEHE PG NOT. Only if O.com lets us keep it up around R or NC-17..

[LadyLawman]

Hey Ya'll!!! Man the weather here SUCKS TODAY!! Windy and Rainy!! plus had a Tornado watch till 8:00pm I told my bodd a tornado touches down I aint staying with the BLDG LOL

[LadyLawman]

Aww Dang IT no one is one to chat with :( *sigh* oh well guess I'll go to bed
night night

[Quopper]

LADY - you still around????????

[wolverine652001]

LADY - you still around????????


I am, for a few.

[usafcop64528]

Quopper, where were you Tuesday :mad: I'm hurt

[SWATcop]

That is the BEST starter that I have heard in a long time!! What if I said I didn't have any
.
.
.
shoes on???
Leave it to you to start a thread that's over 600 posts strong with all kinds of ambiguous stuff thrown into it. Ahh, Quopper - if you only lived a little bit closer...

[tk0727]

Hey SWAT,

Whatcha wearin'?

[SWATcop]

Hey SWAT,

Whatcha wearin'?
Still in my uniform. I'm about to go get naked and go to bed. Why?....

[tk0727]

Still in my uniform. I'm about to go get naked and go to bed. Why?....


If you have to ask why it's no fun! :D

[Quopper]

Still in my uniform. I'm about to go get naked and go to bed. Why?....

HELLO???????? With out me????????????

[SWATcop]

If you have to ask why it's no fun! :D
Alrighty then... On that note, it's off to bed to watch the eyelid show (naked, of course). I'm beat.

[tk0727]

HELLO???????? With out me????????????



HEY! it was MY turn to fantacise today!

[SWATcop]

HELLO???????? With out me????????????
OOOOH, BABY! Quopper's in the house! Sorry sexy, but SWATcop's dead tired. I have to go to bed. I'll be thinkin' bout' cha.

[tk0727]

Alrighty then... On that note, it's off to bed to watch the eyelid show (naked, of course). I'm beat.


SERIOUSLY....get some rest.....

then come back strong for me and Quop! UH...and the rest of the girls, of course! :D

[LadyLawman]

Good morning everyone!! Oh look my buddy SWAT is on finallly, Hey Quopper sorry I went to bed no one was around to talk to me and Wolve dont talk to me, so I went to bed

[Quopper]

OOOOH, BABY! Quopper's in the house! Sorry sexy, but SWATcop's dead tired. I have to go to bed. I'll be thinkin' bout' cha.
Once a gain let down by a man!!! Sleep tight - dream of me! :p


TK - does this answer your question about how many kittens I kill???? :D

[Quopper]

HEY! it was MY turn to fantacise today!

Sorry TK - It's Thursday remember????? MINE!

[tk0727]

Once a gain let down by a man!!! Sleep tight - dream of me! :p


TK - does this answer your question about how many kittens I kill???? :D


Poor little kitties

[tk0727]

Sorry TK - It's Thursday remember????? MINE!

Oh damn...I forgot...who's mine today? :p

[tk0727]

Good morning everyone!! Oh look my buddy SWAT is on finallly, Hey Quopper sorry I went to bed no one was around to talk to me and Wolve dont talk to me, so I went to bed

Well I was asleep, so you can't blame me for Wolve not talkin to ya this time! :D

[SWATcop]

Good morning everyone!! Oh look my buddy SWAT is on finallly, Hey Quopper sorry I went to bed no one was around to talk to me and Wolve dont talk to me, so I went to bed
Hey, you - happy St. Patty's day. Sorry I can't attend the "watering hole" festivities tonight, but I'm working some OT. Have a Guinness for me if you make it down there.

[LadyLawman]

Oh damn...I forgot...who's mine today? :p
WHAAAAAA WHHAAAAAA I get none I am like the little piggy

[LadyLawman]

Hey, you - happy St. Patty's day. Sorry I can't attend the "watering hole" festivities tonight, but I'm working some OT. Have a Guinness for me if you make it down there.
I sure will if I make it there sucks I dont get today off have to wait till the weekend... you work this weekend?? or what day you got off?

[Quopper]

WHAAAAAA WHHAAAAAA I get none I am like the little piggy

Don't feel bad I have that getting none thing going on too......

[tk0727]

Don't feel bad I have that getting none thing going on too......

HEY, QUOP..did you listen to the song I sent you on e-mail yesterday?

EVERYONE'S,. had more sex than me!

[wolverine652001]

and Wolve dont talk to me, so I went to bed


What do you mean don't talk to you?


:confused:

[Quopper]

HEY, QUOP..did you listen to the song I sent you on e-mail yesterday?

EVERYONE'S,. had more sex than me!

Yeah - LMAO!!!

[LadyLawman]

Well I was asleep, so you can't blame me for Wolve not talkin to ya this time! :D
I dont think he likes me oh well see hooters dont matter :(

[SWATcop]

I sure will if I make it there sucks I dont get today off have to wait till the weekend... you work this weekend?? or what day you got off?
I won't be off again until about the 28th. Covering "Cpl. Happy's" shift because he's on vacation.

[LadyLawman]

What do you mean don't talk to you?


:confused:
LOL when I am on you dont even talk to me, its ok I'll just go kill another litter of kitties today :eek: :D

[tk0727]

LOL when I am on you dont even talk to me, its ok I'll just go kill another litter of kitties today :eek: :D


once again....poor little kitties.

[LadyLawman]

I won't be off again until about the 28th. Covering "Cpl. Happy's" shift because he's on vacation.
Ok sounds good well keep your bar schedule open after Monday you may be drinking more Guiness then you would have today ;) LOL

[Quopper]

I won't be off again until about the 28th. Covering "Cpl. Happy's" shift because he's on vacation.
I could help you get off before then...... oh crap did I say that out loud????? :D

[wolverine652001]

LOL when I am on you dont even talk to me, its ok I'll just go kill another litter of kitties today :eek: :D

I did say something last nite but you didn't reply.

:rolleyes:

[LadyLawman]

once again....poor little kitties.
soo sad, so so sad

[SWATcop]

I could help you get off before then...... oh crap did I say that out loud????? :D
Either you've got a REALLY long tongue or you give great cyber sex...

[LadyLawman]

I could help you get off before then...... oh crap did I say that out loud????? :D
am sure he will very soon I think he is going to kill some kitties before bed LOL

[Quopper]

Either you've got a REALLY long tongue or you give great cyber sex...

I think you know which it is, don't you? :eek:

[Quopper]

am sure he will very soon I think he is going to kill some kitties before bed LOL

R.I.P.

[LadyLawman]

I did say something last nite but you didn't reply.

:rolleyes:
You did?? When?? was it after I went to bed?

[wolverine652001]

You did?? When?? was it after I went to bed?


I don't know when you went to bed, but I did reply. You must of went to bed.

[LadyLawman]

R.I.P.
LOL sooo many kitties soo little time :D

[Quopper]

LOL sooo many kitties soo little time :D
Pretty much what I think!! Almost a blessing that there is an overpopulation - this way we won't be held responsible for making them extinct!

[LadyLawman]

I don't know when you went to bed, but I did reply. You must of went to bed.
Darn I must have missed that. I was on for like 15 minutes, I seen you were on but I didnt see any replies. Oh well my bad, I am just a bad bad girl :D

[SWATcop]

am sure he will very soon I think he is going to kill some kitties before bed LOL
Yup - gonna tear up some pussy before I go to sleep...

[wolverine652001]

I know I killed WAY too many kitties when TK saw some pics this morning.


:rolleyes: :cool:

[LadyLawman]

Pretty much what I think!! Almost a blessing that there is an overpopulation - this way we won't be held responsible for making them extinct!
TARUUUUUUUUEEEEEE DAT HOMIE!! LOl I am in a crazy mood today LOL and it sucks cause its raining and yucky out!!

[Quopper]

Yup - gonna tear up some pussy before I go to sleep...

LMAO!!! We are trying to keep it clean SWAT!!! Good Lord Man!!! :D



(really - tell me about it?)

[LadyLawman]

Yup - gonna tear up some pussy before I go to sleep...
LOL Whooo hoo

[tk0727]

LOL sooo many kitties soo little time :D

can't help it..

[SWATcop]

LMAO!!! We are trying to keep it clean SWAT!!! Good Lord Man!!! :D



(really - tell me about it?)
What? I was talking about the picture of my cat!

[LadyLawman]

can't help it..
LOL I guess nothing to do but go kill some kitties today then!! Since its raining

[Quopper]

TARUUUUUUUUEEEEEE DAT HOMIE!! LOl I am in a crazy mood today LOL and it sucks cause its raining and yucky out!!

I'm actually rather pleased to hear about your crappy weather (LOL - I NEED to make a subject change here - HELP!)

[Quopper]

What? I was talking about the picture of my cat!

Yeah I'm sure you were - rotten little thing needs to be beaten huh?

[tk0727]

OMG ..eyes are too teary right now.........!!!!!!!!!

what about the song I let you hear this mornin quop

'who put the d____ on the snowman?"
change the subject enough for you? :D

[wolverine652001]

TK is ignoring me.


*sobs*

[Quopper]

OMG ..eyes are too teary right now.........!!!!!!!!!

what about the song I let you hear this mornin quop

'who put the d____ on the snowman?"
change the subject enough for you? :D

Uhmmmm - not really a subject change! TRY HARDER FOR ME TK!!!!

[LadyLawman]

OMG ..eyes are too teary right now.........!!!!!!!!!

what about the song I let you hear this mornin quop

'who put the d____ on the snowman?"
change the subject enough for you? :D
that funny or that sad TK???

[tk0727]

TK is ignoring me.


*sobs*

no I'm not. you haven't said anything directly to me yet. :p

[LadyLawman]

TK is ignoring me.


*sobs*
LOL I am getting used to being ignored LOL

[Quopper]

that funny or that sad TK???
From what I could hear over a cell phone - funny as hell! Rodney Carrington song!

[wolverine652001]

Well, I'm gonna go take a nap now since no-body is talking to me.


*sighs*

nite

[LadyLawman]

Uhmmmm - not really a subject change! TRY HARDER FOR ME TK!!!!
hehe lets go here shall we..... Soooo Quopper I hear plans to Florida ringing in your head....

[SWATcop]

Yeah I'm sure you were - rotten little thing needs to be beaten huh?
Here, kitty, kitty, kitty...

[wolverine652001]

no I'm not. you haven't said anything directly to me yet. :p


Not on here I didn't, but in Email and TXT I did.

:rolleyes:

[tk0727]

that funny or that sad TK???

OG it's hillarious..It's Rodney Carrington...
Who put the d_on the snowman and embarrassed the family.
could have used a ballbat, cucumber or zucchini...
but instead you used a thimble so you can barely see
who put the d________ on the snowman that made him look like me.

[LadyLawman]

Well, I'm gonna go take a nap now since no-body is talking to me.


*sighs*

nite
I was talking to you but your TK's so I am just going to talk to myself :p

[Quopper]

Here, kitty, kitty, kitty...
THAT is what it is supposed to look like when it happens - I must be doing something wrong! :eek:

[LadyLawman]

OG it's hillarious..It's Rodney Carrington...
Who put the d_on the snowman and embarrassed the family.
could have used a ballbat, cucumber or zucchini...
but instead you used a thimble so you can barely see
who put the d________ on the snowman that made him look like me.
LOL LOL LMFAO

[tk0727]

Not on here I didn't, but in Email and TXT I did.

:rolleyes:


huh uh. I replied.

[Quopper]

hehe lets go here shall we..... Soooo Quopper I hear plans to Florida ringing in your head....

Oh were those Florida thoughts ringing in my head SUPPOSED to be plans!! Woops - I better change my thought process too.....

[LadyLawman]

THAT is what it is supposed to look like when it happens - I must be doing something wrong! :eek:
I really dont want to see the aftermath LOL

[wolverine652001]

I was talking to you but your TK's so I am just going to talk to myself :p


I'm TK's? As far as I know, I'm not anybody's yet. So what's on your mind?

[tk0727]

I was talking to you but your TK's so I am just going to talk to myself :p


Lady, I told you I share. Cuz I have to save time for Squad, too
gotta keep all the girls happy, so we are all sharing, right?

[SWATcop]

THAT is what it is supposed to look like when it happens - I must be doing something wrong! :eek:
I think this is more what you had in mind...

[wolverine652001]

huh uh. I replied.


I just emailed you like 20 minutes ago and txt'd you 15 minutes ago.

[LadyLawman]

Oh were those Florida thoughts ringing in my head SUPPOSED to be plans!! Woops - I better change my thought process too.....
I think it has a mixture in there of a certain SWAT and Florida and Plans and Me and Bars and Well your getting the mental picture now!! Besides I know of this little bar some SWAT hangs out at ;) ;) ;) ;) :D

[tk0727]

I think this is more what you had in mind...


LOL I almost fell out fof the damn chair! :D

[LadyLawman]

Lady, I told you I share. Cuz I have to save time for Squad, too
gotta keep all the girls happy, so we are all sharing, right?
LOL TK youve got Wolve and SWAT and SQUAD and I'm just benchwarming :rolleyes:

[tk0727]

I just emailed you like 20 minutes ago and txt'd you 15 minutes ago.


SERIOUSLY haven't gotten anything..sorry :rolleyes:

[LadyLawman]

I think this is more what you had in mind...
Certainly what I was thinking

[Quopper]

I think this is more what you had in mind...

Holy Mother of GOd - I DID fall out of my chair!!! Now my fanny hurts - SWAT it's your fault you have to make it feel better..... ;)

[SWATcop]

Certainly what I was thinking
:D OK, OK - I'm REALLY, REALLY done now. I have to go get some sleep. Good night ladies.

[tk0727]

LOL TK youve got Wolve and SWAT and SQUAD and I'm just benchwarming :rolleyes:

I don't think I've got much on Quop with SWAT..!
Besides, TK has enough drama...tryin to get rid of one here at home!
So...it's time to play with EVERYONE

[wolverine652001]

Welp, I'm gonna go take a nap, I'm tired. Since all you ladies are in SWAT land.

TK, I don't know what it is then. :rolleyes:

[Quopper]

:D OK, OK - I'm REALLY, REALLY done now. I have to go get some sleep. Good night ladies.
Sleep well. Peaceful dreaming.....

[tk0727]

good night boys!

[Quopper]

I think it has a mixture in there of a certain SWAT and Florida and Plans and Me and Bars and Well your getting the mental picture now!! Besides I know of this little bar some SWAT hangs out at ;) ;) ;) ;) :D

LADY - that is exactly what was running through my mind!!! I actually called a friend of mine last night - told her I might be going and that she would HAVE to come with me!! She would pretty much be my PADLOCK!!! :D

[SWATcop]

Welp, I'm gonna go take a nap, I'm tired. Since all you ladies are in SWAT land.
Sorry bro - "If you can't run with the big dogs..."

Nah, I'm just busting your stones. Be safe.

[Quopper]

Sorry bro - "If you can't run with the big dogs..."

Nah, I'm just busting your stones. Be safe.

Why you - cocky, arrogant, smooth talking.....Damn I've told you before what those qualitites do for me! :D

[tk0727]

:p LADY - that is exactly what was running through my mind!!! I actually called a friend of mine last night - told her I might be going and that she would HAVE to come with me!! She would pretty much be my PADLOCK!!! :D


that must have been another friend, because I'm a bad instigater!

[LadyLawman]

:D OK, OK - I'm REALLY, REALLY done now. I have to go get some sleep. Good night ladies.
Night night SWAT.... I'll call ya later

[Quopper]

:p


that must have been another friend, because I'm a bad instigater!

YEAH IT SURE AS HELL WOULD NOT BE YOU!!!! I'm a little crazy sometimes - but I am not FREAKING INSANE!!!! :D

[LadyLawman]

Welp, I'm gonna go take a nap, I'm tired. Since all you ladies are in SWAT land.

TK, I don't know what it is then. :rolleyes:
will you jusyt jump in already and handle it there Wolve cmon now you can flirt with the rest of us

[wolverine652001]

Sorry bro - "If you can't run with the big dogs..."

Nah, I'm just busting your stones. Be safe.


LOL no offense was taken.

Besides, I'm a SWAT officer myself, except I'm employed Federally.

[wolverine652001]

will you jusyt jump in already and handle it there Wolve cmon now you can flirt with the rest of us


Flirt? What's that?

[Quopper]

Flirt? What's that?

The process of smooth talking with out being rated X!!! We do not want this thread shut down!!!!

[LadyLawman]

LADY - that is exactly what was running through my mind!!! I actually called a friend of mine last night - told her I might be going and that she would HAVE to come with me!! She would pretty much be my PADLOCK!!! :D
LOL yeah that wouldnt be me either I am total trouble!!

[LadyLawman]

LOL no offense was taken.

Besides, I'm a SWAT officer myself, except I'm employed Federally.
yeah and you keep sharing only the sexy pics of BDU's with TK... thats not fair spread the love hun spread the love!!

[wolverine652001]

The process of smooth talking with out being rated X!!! We do not want this thread shut down!!!!


I'm still not catching your drift.

Explain would ya?

*wink wink*

[Quopper]

LOL yeah that wouldnt be me either I am total trouble!!
Hence the reason for me bringing an outsider with me - one who just so happens to be married to my husband's best friend!!! On occasion I AM SMART!!!

Was seriously thinking though if I get to come, I wouldn't mind spending at least one night in your area - to get slamming drunk????

[wolverine652001]

yeah and you keep sharing only the sexy pics of BDU's with TK... thats not fair spread the love hun spread the love!!


The only pic of BDU are the one I posted on here.


And BTW I don't see a PM from you giving me an email address to get more.

:cool:

[Quopper]

I'm still not catching your drift.

Explain would ya?

*wink wink*

Well let's see what I can do for ya Wolve.... give me a minute to think, brain is already flat fried!

[LadyLawman]

Flirt? What's that?
ya know smooth talk females that are chatting with you.. opps wait we gotta get you in chat mode first.. it usually starts out with a Hey cutie whats up?

[LadyLawman]

Hence the reason for me bringing an outsider with me - one who just so happens to be married to my husband's best friend!!! On occasion I AM SMART!!!

Was seriously thinking though if I get to come, I wouldn't mind spending at least one night in your area - to get slamming drunk????
YOU DAMN WELL BETTER COME TO MY AREA AND TIE ON A FEW WITH ME!!

[LadyLawman]

The only pic of BDU are the one I posted on here.


And BTW I don't see a PM from you giving me an address to get more.

:cool:
oh cmon now thats the easy part.. you just email me via my profile but if it will help I'll PM it to you ;)

[wolverine652001]

ya know smooth talk females that are chatting with you.. opps wait we gotta get you in chat mode first.. it usually starts out with a Hey cutie whats up?


Might have to educate me bc I'm Undereducated! I'm young, what do you expect?


:D

[Quopper]

YOU DAMN WELL BETTER COME TO MY AREA AND TIE ON A FEW WITH ME!!

Just making sure I would be welcome!!

Have to see if I get a job or not before then! I suppose a job is my REAL priority!!!

[easy-e1]

Hey peakin of pussy cats, Mine just jumped on my lap whie Iam typing. She is actually my wifes pu.. I mean cat. She has an extra thumb. called polydactyl. Extra thumb, opposible thumb, something like that. She is mean to strangers and actually intimidated the plumber a few yrs ago. She stands on the steps and he reefused to walk by her...

[wolverine652001]

oh cmon now thats the easy part.. you just email me via my profile but if it will help I'll PM it to you ;)


It might overload or crash your computer system. Who knows, it might crash you.

[LadyLawman]

Just making sure I would be welcome!!

Have to see if I get a job or not before then! I suppose a job is my REAL priority!!!
LOL yeah I hear ya I am hoping after Monday I'll have one.. check your PM in a minute

[LadyLawman]

It might overload or crash your computer system. Who knows, it might crash you.
I dont crash easy hunny am 34 LOL takes ALOT to crash me lol

[Quopper]

Hey peakin of pussy cats, Mine just jumped on my lap whie Iam typing. She is actually my wifes pu.. I mean cat. She has an extra thumb. called polydactyl. Extra thumb, opposible thumb, something like that. She is mean to strangers and actually intimidated the plumber a few yrs ago. She stands on the steps and he reefused to walk by her...
Easy- Welcome - have to be around the PG-13 langauge today! Innuendos are great!! Don't want thread closed - you had us all going yesterday!!!!

On that not - now that SWAT is gone - I am going to go have a smoke just for him! :D

[wolverine652001]

I dont crash easy hunny am 34 LOL takes ALOT to crash me lol


I'm not sure about that. I crashed TK too many times already. Besides, I'm 25, so I got A TON left in me.

[LadyLawman]

Might have to educate me bc I'm Undereducated! I'm young, what do you expect?


:D

LOL I am very well edcuated and well versed on those young uneducated males ;) :D

[wolverine652001]

LOL I am very well edcuated and well versed on those young uneducated males ;) :D



Hmm, so does that mean I get a teacher?

Sp ED class! whoo hoo!





( I know, I'm retarded )

[LadyLawman]

I'm not sure about that. I crashed TK too many times already. Besides, I'm 25, so I got A TON left in me.
LOL a ton of What?? ;)

[Quopper]

LOL I am very well edcuated and well versed on those young uneducated males ;) :D
LADY - I'm shocked and jealous!!!

[tk0727]

I'm not sure about that. I crashed TK too many times already. Besides, I'm 25, so I got A TON left in me.


NOW LOOKIE HERE. I for one, have not crashed at all!
I have just been busy with about 50 OTHER pm's and e-mails come on now.
I'm not THAT old! :D

[wolverine652001]

LOL a ton of What?? ;)

Don't give me that, You know what I mean...


I'm trying to keep it "G" rated in here.

[easy-e1]

Easy- Welcome - have to be around the PG-13 langauge today! Innuendos are great!! Don't want thread closed - you had us all going yesterday!!!!

On that not - now that SWAT is gone - I am going to go have a smoke just for him! :D

A smoke huh, "I like to have a smoke after each time I have sex, I have had the same pack foir 20 years." I tell ya, I get no respoect...

[Quopper]

NOW LOOKIE HERE. I for one, have not crashed at all!
I have just been busy with about 50 OTHER pm's and e-mails come on now.
I'm not THAT old! :D
Okay - Okay - I will leave you alone for a minute!!! LOL - I actually have some "real" work I need to do anyway!

[wolverine652001]

NOW LOOKIE HERE. I for one, have not crashed at all!
I have just been busy with about 50 OTHER pm's and e-mails come on now.
I'm not THAT old! :D

LOL,......


"OMG!! MENTAL PICS!!!"



50 PMs or not. you still replying. :p


Just giving ya a hard time.

I know you aren't that old. That's why I like ya.

[tk0727]

well hell, I can type 70 wpm...I can reply and still kill a kitty! :p

[wolverine652001]

well hell, I can type 70 wpm...I can reply and still kill a kitty! :p


You go girl!


besides, how many kitties did I kill this morning?

[tk0727]

You go girl!


besides, how many kitties did I kill this morning?

actually, i can't kill kitties. I just suffer. I think i might explode one day

[wolverine652001]

actually, i can't kill kitties. I just suffer. I think i might explode one day


SO you can CRASH. hmm... I wonder what pic would do the trick.


heh.

.

[LadyLawman]

Don't give me that, You know what I mean...


I'm trying to keep it "G" rated in here.
umm Stamina??

[Quopper]

well hell, I can type 70 wpm...I can reply and still kill a kitty! :p

In Memory of _ _ _ _! Oh sorry - I think that is mine!

[LadyLawman]

actually, i can't kill kitties. I just suffer. I think i might explode one day
just dont think of the Aftermath TK LOL and you'll be fine!!

[wolverine652001]

umm Stamina??



Hmmm... I have TONS of features left in me. I'm a limited edition and time is running out. I hate being single at 25.


:(

[tk0727]

Hmmm... I have TONS of features left in me. I'm a limited edition and time is running out. I hate being single at 25.


:(

so just get out and have a good time babe.
You don't gotta buy the merchandise...shop lift the poodie poo for awhile! :D :p

[LadyLawman]

Hmmm... I have TONS of features left in me. I'm a limited edition and time is running out. I hate being single at 25.


:(
Well start looking more and try before you buy if you get my meaning!! Because sometimes the cow you get maybe nothing more then a lazy milker :D ;)

[LadyLawman]

well ladies gotta go gotta run a couple of errands Catch ya later!!

[Quopper]

Well start looking more and try before you buy if you get my meaning!! Because sometimes the cow you get maybe nothing more then a lazy milker :D ;)

Funny - TK and I were just discussing yesterday the theory of "Why buy the cow, if you can get the milk for free!" Whole lot of farm animal chatting going one! ODD!!!

[Quopper]

well ladies gotta go gotta run a couple of errands Catch ya later!!
BYE BYE!!! I gotta work for a bit too!! BBL!

[wolverine652001]

so just get out and have a good time babe.
You don't gotta buy the merchandise...shop lift the poodie poo for awhile! :D :p


No time to go out, I'm on call 24.7 with working normal shifts, Swat meetings every other Tuesdays.


Maybe that ONE t-stop I get will be my door.

[Quopper]

Quopper, where were you Tuesday :mad: I'm hurt

I looked for ya - but I guess you didn't see me! I didn't see anyone walking around DIA with a sign that said "Quopper Here I Am" - damn busy airport was the problem! ;)

[tk0727]

You know Quop, next time, I'll just take care of him for ya.
you know I like the youngens :D

[Quopper]

You know Quop, next time, I'll just take care of him for ya.
you know I like the youngens :D

This is true!! That' pretty damn young though!

TK - is it ironic that I have a charm on my charm braclet that says "I Love My Cat" ??

[tk0727]

This is true!! That' pretty damn young though!

TK - is it ironic that I have a charm on my charm braclet that says "I Love My Cat" ??


You just HAD to go back to the kitty thing, didn't ya? :D

[Quopper]

You just HAD to go back to the kitty thing, didn't ya? :D

AAHHHHHH - I need to laugh before I freaking crack!!!! OMG - I'm just plain stupid!!!!

[Quopper]

Alright - I have to go now - wish me luck and give me some strength! :o

[tk0727]

Alright - I have to go now - wish me luck and give me some strength! :o

good luck.....
BREATHE..don't flirt with the admin guy! and oh yeah, whatever you do...
DON'T THINK ABOUT SWAT! :D

[tk0727]

I can poop without making a splash.


well OK then..Steph..honey YOU NEED SOME JESUS! :eek:

[squad51]

wow thats IOWA people for ya

[tk0727]

He he he..I'm just feeling weird...
Sorry..

(Actually, I'm from MN...so back off!!) :p :D

It's ok, I'm ALWAYS like that!

[TXLady]

It's ok, I'm ALWAYS like that!

Hi, everybody! Actually, today I'm feeling kind of vicious. :eek:

[tk0727]

Hi, everybody! Actually, today I'm feeling kind of vicious. :eek:

why you feelin vicioius TX? Want us to beat someone up for you? ;)

Wonder how Quopper is feeling right about now she's hooked up to a polygraph!

[TXLady]

why you feelin vicioius TX? Want us to beat someone up for you? ;)

Wonder how Quopper is feeling right about now she's hooked up to a polygraph!


I don't know. Jusy feel like slapping everyone around. I have no worries about Quopper. That machine is no match for her. As long as she doesn't think about SWAT the needle should stay on the machine. :D

[tk0727]

I don't know. Jusy feel like slapping everyone around. I have no worries about Quopper. That machine is no match for her. As long as she doesn't think about SWAT the needle should stay on the machine. :D

Ain't that the truth...Hell that man is a talker! No wonder she gets all worked up!
So no reason for the animosity today, huh? UH OH...gettin close, isn't it?