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squad51
04-01-2005, 03:45 PM
I know where he is. 35N just over the Texas/Oklahoma border, there is a big barn with three giant black XXXs that you can see from 30,000 feet. He usually hangs out there. That's an Oklahoma library. :p :D
oh yeah thats funny

tk0727
04-01-2005, 03:45 PM
I know where he is. 35N just over the Texas/Oklahoma border, there is a big barn with three giant black XXXs that you can see from 30,000 feet. He usually hangs out there. That's an Oklahoma library. :p :D


LOL.. that's funny. :D

TXLady
04-01-2005, 03:46 PM
Hi all. I'm back. I'm ready for this day to be OVER. :rolleyes:

TXLady
04-01-2005, 03:47 PM
Squad, how is Chris doing?

Netopalis
04-01-2005, 03:48 PM
I know where he is. 35N just over the Texas/Oklahoma border, there is a big barn with three giant black XXXs that you can see from 30,000 feet. He usually hangs out there. That's an Oklahoma library. :p :D
You think after Oklahoma kick Texas *** at everything else football, basketball you know it we beat them at it they learn to shut up by now.

I think everythin oklahoma flushes a toliet doesn't it go to to texas since water does run down hill and the earth is round.

Netopalis
04-01-2005, 03:48 PM
You know Txlady I durant isn't that far from me.

TXLady
04-01-2005, 03:49 PM
You think after Oklahoma kick Texas *** at everything else football, basketball you know it we beat them at it they learn to shut up by now.

I think everythin oklahoma flushes a toliet doesn't it go to to texas since water does run down hill and the earth is round.

We've talked about this before. :rolleyes:

1. We let you win because we feel sorry for you.

2. Oklahoma does not have indoor plumbing yet. You still use an outhouse, remember? :D

tk0727
04-01-2005, 03:49 PM
I'm stayin out of the debate..

I'm ready for the day to be over too TX..
Actually mine won't be over for awhile, though. But when I leave here I'll wake up! Too bad those damn bull riders are all so damn skinny! and short! :D

TXLady
04-01-2005, 03:50 PM
I'm stayin out of the debate..

I'm ready for the day to be over too TX..
Actually mine won't be over for awhile, though. But when I leave here I'll wake up! Too bad those damn bull riders are all so damn skinny! and short! :D

Skinny, short, and think they're ten feet tall and bulletproof. :rolleyes:

Netopalis
04-01-2005, 03:52 PM
We've talked about this before. :rolleyes:

1. We let you win because we feel sorry for you.

2. Oklahoma does not have indoor plumbing yet. You still use an outhouse, remember? :D

Ya sure whatever. Because you know if you try you will get slam harder.

Reason why we still use outhouse so everytime we go we &(* on Texas. :D
Kill 2 birds with 1 stone.

tk0727
04-01-2005, 03:53 PM
Skinny, short, and think they're ten feet tall and bulletproof. :rolleyes:

Well they're tough as nails! And most of em dumb as a box of rocks. But some of them are pretty ok..
I met Tough Hedeman last year, he was extremely nice. I liked him.
My daughter fell in love with Seth Reynolds last year from the NFPB. he's a little cutie. And he was really good to all the kids during the autograph session. He's getting ready to go into PBR now.
We only had a couple of minor injuries last night.. One guy got bounced up about 3 times and every time he came down, the bull's head hit him in the face!. His hand caught in the riggin

Netopalis
04-01-2005, 03:54 PM
I'm stayin out of the debate..

I'm ready for the day to be over too TX..
Actually mine won't be over for awhile, though. But when I leave here I'll wake up! Too bad those damn bull riders are all so damn skinny! and short! :D
You know Tk your from KS. you can jump right on end. I would like that i be catch between 2 girls from both sides. :D

TXLady
04-01-2005, 03:54 PM
Ya sure whatever. Because you know if you try you will get slam harder.

Reason why we still use outhouse so everytime we go we &(* on Texas. :D
Kill 2 birds with 1 stone.

Speaking of birds, I think I told you how much we Texans like going up to Oklahoma when we need a good laugh. It's better than going to the zoo.
The most fun is to find a Walmart and just hang out for a while. What you see will amaze you! :D

tk0727
04-01-2005, 03:56 PM
Speaking of birds, I think I told you how much we Texans like going up to Oklahoma when we need a good laugh. It's better than going to the zoo.
The most fun is to find a Walmart and just hang out for a while. What you see will amaze you! :D

LOL!!! You're too much.. I can't say anything cuz Missouri and Kansas are just as bad!.

TXLady
04-01-2005, 03:56 PM
Well they're tough as nails! And most of em dumb as a box of rocks. But some of them are pretty ok..
I met Tough Hedeman last year, he was extremely nice. I liked him.
My daughter fell in love with Seth Reynolds last year from the NFPB. he's a little cutie. And he was really good to all the kids during the autograph session. He's getting ready to go into PBR now.
We only had a couple of minor injuries last night.. One guy got bounced up about 3 times and every time he came down, the bull's head hit him in the face!. His hand caught in the riggin

That's a dangerous sport to play. Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull? I have. It is NOT easy. By the way, where did Squad go? I asked about Chris but got no response.

Netopalis
04-01-2005, 03:57 PM
Speaking of birds, I think I told you how much we Texans like going up to Oklahoma when we need a good laugh. It's better than going to the zoo.
The most fun is to find a Walmart and just hang out for a while. What you see will amaze you! :D

Ya well we enjoy ya visiting. Picking on yankees gets old. At least we get to see someone more redneck then us.

Netopalis
04-01-2005, 03:58 PM
LOL!!! You're too much.. I can't say anything cuz Missouri and Kansas are just as bad!.

HEHEHEHE I love it in football season. Only time you will hear a football game called a Shootout is between oklahoma and texas gotta love it here.

TXLady
04-01-2005, 03:58 PM
LOL!!! You're too much.. I can't say anything cuz Missouri and Kansas are just as bad!.

Neto knows that he's talkin to "The Master" here. He won't win. He's tried and lost. The Master :cool:

Netopalis
04-01-2005, 04:00 PM
Neto knows that he's talkin to "The Master" here. He won't win. He's tried and lost. The Master :cool:
LOL. Master of what? Last I check only think a Texan could master was cow humping.

TXLady
04-01-2005, 04:00 PM
HEHEHEHE I love it in football season. Only time you will hear a football game called a Shootout is between oklahoma and texas gotta love it here.

Poor Okies, they have to have some semblance of pride. Neto, I very happy that your people can play games well, considering that anything more complicated would confuse you. :p

tk0727
04-01-2005, 04:00 PM
That's a dangerous sport to play. Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull? I have. It is NOT easy. By the way, where did Squad go? I asked about Chris but got no response.
I don't know

Yeah, I've ridden the mechanical bull , it's harder I think
I've ridden a small 'real' bull. ONe time was enough for me
I break my own horses, so I've been on a lot of bucking horses. got kicked in the throat once, not feel good..
Gotta get on one Sunday, actually.. not too sure if he'll buck this time or not.. Last time he just laid down and was a pain int he *** to get up. (til we drug him behind the truck.. he got up then)
anyway.. got a hotshot this time, if he lays down, he gets the electricity! Then he'll probably buck like a tornado!

TXLady
04-01-2005, 04:01 PM
LOL. Master of what? Last I check only think a Texan could master was cow humping.

I can only say that that is something only an OKie would think of. Hey, here in Texas, we don't do animals. ;)

Netopalis
04-01-2005, 04:03 PM
Poor Okies, they have to have some semblance of pride. Neto, I very happy that your people can play games well, considering that anything more complicated would confuse you. :p

LoL right. I hope we shut off the red river soon. When the Mexicans got to Texas taught ya how to swim we can never keep out out.

Netopalis
04-01-2005, 04:04 PM
I can only say that that is something only an OKie would think of. Hey, here in Texas, we don't do animals. ;)
Ya don't? Oh wait you must be one of those Houston Texs that never seen a tree before.

TXLady
04-01-2005, 04:05 PM
I don't know

Yeah, I've ridden the mechanical bull , it's harder I think
I've ridden a small 'real' bull. ONe time was enough for me
I break my own horses, so I've been on a lot of bucking horses. got kicked in the throat once, not feel good..
Gotta get on one Sunday, actually.. not too sure if he'll buck this time or not.. Last time he just laid down and was a pain int he *** to get up. (til we drug him behind the truck.. he got up then)
anyway.. got a hotshot this time, if he lays down, he gets the electricity! Then he'll probably buck like a tornado!

My sister (who lives in Oklahoma :eek: ) lives in the country and has 4 horses. They are all Quarterhorses. Beautiful animals. My favorite is Ringo, a large grey. I certainly have never tried to break one! LOL

Netopalis
04-01-2005, 04:07 PM
I don't know

Yeah, I've ridden the mechanical bull , it's harder I think
I've ridden a small 'real' bull. ONe time was enough for me
I break my own horses, so I've been on a lot of bucking horses. got kicked in the throat once, not feel good..
Gotta get on one Sunday, actually.. not too sure if he'll buck this time or not.. Last time he just laid down and was a pain int he *** to get up. (til we drug him behind the truck.. he got up then)
anyway.. got a hotshot this time, if he lays down, he gets the electricity! Then he'll probably buck like a tornado!
You the one they wrote the song "Save a horse; ride a cowboy"? Well I'm no cowboy but I'm a country boy that work. :D

TXLady
04-01-2005, 04:07 PM
LoL right. I hope we shut off the red river soon. When the Mexicans got to Texas taught ya how to swim we can never keep out out.

Where do you get your information? The Department of Homeland Security is in the process now of hiring border guards for the Red River. Even they recognize the absurdity of allowing an open border there. You people are no match for potential terrorists. :p ;) :D

squad51
04-01-2005, 04:08 PM
all your states of the southren variety have a couple things in common, 1.most of the population is retarded and 2. the exception to rule 1 is that they have som eof the best looking women in the country :cool:

Netopalis
04-01-2005, 04:09 PM
Where do you get your information? The Department of Homeland Security is in the process now of hiring border guards for the Red River. Even they recognize the absurdity of allowing an open border there. You people are no match for potential terrorists. :p ;) :D
Oh a texan terrorist? HA! You made my day with that. I think they have orders to shoot to kill. Or we can torture them with making you listen to Sooner Boomer.

squad51
04-01-2005, 04:09 PM
BTw chris is doing Ok not good but not bad either

TXLady
04-01-2005, 04:10 PM
all your states of the southren variety have a couple things in common, 1.most of the population is retarded and 2. the exception to rule 1 is that they have som eof the best looking women in the country :cool:

Retarded? Squad, don't talk about Neto that way. BTW, how is little Chris doing?

tk0727
04-01-2005, 04:10 PM
You the one they wrote the song "Save a horse; ride a cowboy"? Well I'm no cowboy but I'm a country boy that work. :D

Heh.. country boys are just fine! I can teach em to be cowboys!

TX...........
I have actually had a horse of my own since I was 2 years old. He died when i was 20.. waited one year and bought my mare at 6mo..she's now 11. Like my son. And her first baby will be 8 in July.. (my daughter's 8) he he
the old 15 year old pony we have is nothing better than a big dog.
and I have her two other colts. a 5 year old stud, (well, not after today, he'll be a guilding)
and a 3 year old filly.
Had a stillborn last year. and another filly I sold.
got two being ready to be born.

Netopalis
04-01-2005, 04:10 PM
all your states of the southren variety have a couple things in common, 1.most of the population is retarded and 2. the exception to rule 1 is that they have som eof the best looking women in the country :cool:
Ok I'm not sure that was suppost to be a joke or not. that offendeds me it wasn't suppost to be a joke. Don't get me started on northerns.

squad51
04-01-2005, 04:11 PM
he is hanging otughpoor little man needs to get well dang it..ok off to get my book learning in. :cool:

TXLady
04-01-2005, 04:11 PM
Oh a texan terrorist? HA! You made my day with that. I think they have orders to shoot to kill. Or we can torture them with making you listen to Sooner Boomer.

Okies are not allowed to have guns. I don't agree with this rule. But some are afriad you may hurt or kill yourselves. Those terrorist are too tricky for an Okie. Geesh, you guys will buy any story they give you. :rolleyes:

TXLady
04-01-2005, 04:13 PM
Heh.. country boys are just fine! I can teach em to be cowboys!

TX...........
I have actually had a horse of my own since I was 2 years old. He died when i was 20.. waited one year and bought my mare at 6mo..she's now 11. Like my son. And her first baby will be 8 in July.. (my daughter's 8) he he
the old 15 year old pony we have is nothing better than a big dog.
and I have her two other colts. a 5 year old stud, (well, not after today, he'll be a guilding)
and a 3 year old filly.
Had a stillborn last year. and another filly I sold.
got two being ready to be born.

I love to watch horses, especially when they play. My sisters horses play with her dog, Scottie. It's hilarious. :D

tk0727
04-01-2005, 04:14 PM
Hey all..Found some pics from our wedding and reception..
Ladies, my husband's still a hottie right? Be honest.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y29/stephwhit/cake.jpg

actually not a bad looking guy at all.
Like your dress.

TXLady
04-01-2005, 04:14 PM
Ok I'm not sure that was suppost to be a joke or not. that offendeds me it wasn't suppost to be a joke. Don't get me started on northerns.

Neto, we may have to pull together to fights those northerners. :mad:

tk0727
04-01-2005, 04:15 PM
I like the exception, but I think he called us retarded pretty girls

Netopalis
04-01-2005, 04:16 PM
Okies are not allowed to have guns. I don't agree with this rule. But some are afriad you may hurt or kill yourselves. Those terrorist are too tricky for an Okie. Geesh, you guys will buy any story they give you. :rolleyes:

Huh Right. This is why texas is mess up. They have laws like this

You can be legally married by publically introducing a person as your husband or wife 3 times

Means you can claim anyone you want without them knowing it.

TXLady
04-01-2005, 04:17 PM
actually not a bad looking guy at all.
Like your dress.

He is attractive, Steph. He's got beautiful eyes.

Netopalis
04-01-2005, 04:18 PM
Neto, we may have to pull together to fights those northerners. :mad:

Txlady I'm with you that.

TXLady
04-01-2005, 04:18 PM
Huh Right. This is why texas is mess up. They have laws like this

You can be legally married by publically introducing a person as your husband or wife 3 times

Means you can claim anyone you want without them knowing it.


Hey, you can come to Texas and claim TK! What do you think? ;)

tk0727
04-01-2005, 04:19 PM
Hey, you can come to Texas and claim TK! What do you think? ;)
you pimpin me out now?

Netopalis
04-01-2005, 04:19 PM
Hey, you can come to Texas and claim TK! What do you think? ;)
I was thinking about comeing down there and claiming both of you. :D

Quopper
04-01-2005, 04:20 PM
Huh Right. This is why texas is mess up. They have laws like this

You can be legally married by publically introducing a person as your husband or wife 3 times

Means you can claim anyone you want without them knowing it.
I wonder if I can get whose it to go to Texas! ;)

TXLady
04-01-2005, 04:20 PM
you pimpin me out now?

Well, I think he's kind of sweet on you. Don't worry, he's an Okie, you can outrun and out think him. :D

TXLady
04-01-2005, 04:21 PM
I was thinking about comeing down there and claiming both of you. :D

Nah, I'd shoot you. :p

Netopalis
04-01-2005, 04:21 PM
Well, I think he's kind of sweet on you. Don't worry, he's an Okie, you can outrun and out think him. :D
TK knows I'm curse when it comes to the ladies. Why I dont try anymore. :(

TXLady
04-01-2005, 04:23 PM
TK knows I'm curse when it comes to the ladies. Why I dont try anymore. :(

Now, don't go and say that. I won't be able to be mean to you anymore!
Of course you're not cursed. You just haven't found the right girl, you sweet little Okie. ;)

TXLady
04-01-2005, 04:23 PM
I wonder if I can get whose it to go to Texas! ;)


It would be worth a try. However, there is still that goat problem. :p

tk0727
04-01-2005, 04:24 PM
TK knows I'm curse when it comes to the ladies. Why I dont try anymore. :(
That's what he says............still haven't seen his reasons why he thinks that.

Quopper
04-01-2005, 04:24 PM
It would be worth a try. However, there is still that goat problem. :p
Trust me - you don't realize how big of a problem the goats are! :D

TXLady
04-01-2005, 04:25 PM
Trust me - you don't realize how big of a problem the goats are! :D

Aw, there just goat's. You can handle them.

tk0727
04-01-2005, 04:26 PM
M-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A!!!!!!!

TXLady
04-01-2005, 04:26 PM
[QUOTE=Quopper]Trust me - you don't realize how big of a problem the goats are! :D

Hey, I noticed that someone posted today from Utah. I'm thinking of going and asking some questions for you. There may be a way this can all work out. :D

Netopalis
04-01-2005, 04:27 PM
Now, don't go and say that. I won't be able to be mean to you anymore!
Of course you're not cursed. You just haven't found the right girl, you sweet little Okie. ;)
Tx you nice to me now you buttering me. But been mean to me. Don't you read the signs at the river Don't confuse the okies. :D

As far as finding the right. well.............................................. .........

Quopper
04-01-2005, 04:28 PM
[QUOTE=Quopper]Trust me - you don't realize how big of a problem the goats are! :D

Hey, I noticed that someone posted today from Utah. I'm thinking of going and asking some questions for you. There may be a way this can all work out. :D
Yeah let me know what they tell you!! I know it is legal to have goats in Colorado City, AZ - think I could move there??

tk0727
04-01-2005, 04:28 PM
[QUOTE=TXLady]
Yeah let me know what they tell you!! I know it is legal to have goats in Colorado City, AZ - think I could move there??hey I can go with you!

TXLady
04-01-2005, 04:29 PM
Tx you nice to me now you buttering me. But been mean to me. Don't you read the signs at the river Don't confuse the okies. :D

As far as finding the right. well.............................................. .........

I can't be mean to you right now. I've got to help you find a girl. :)

TXLady
04-01-2005, 04:31 PM
[QUOTE=TXLady]
Yeah let me know what they tell you!! I know it is legal to have goats in Colorado City, AZ - think I could move there??

Depends on what kind of goats you're talking about. ;)

Quopper
04-01-2005, 04:31 PM
[QUOTE=Quopper]hey I can go with you!
I asked the four of us the other day if we wanted to move - but no one replied - I think my post was overlooked! :(

Netopalis
04-01-2005, 04:31 PM
I can't be mean to you right now. I've got to help you find a girl. :)
I don't know if that is even possible.

Quopper
04-01-2005, 04:32 PM
[QUOTE=Quopper]

Depends on what kind of goats you're talking about. ;)
Those new fangled ones, SWATgoats! :D

TXLady
04-01-2005, 04:32 PM
[QUOTE=TXLady]
Those new fangled ones, SWATgoats! :D

Swatgoats? I thought he was a SWATcat. :p

tk0727
04-01-2005, 04:32 PM
[QUOTE=tk0727]
I asked the four of us the other day if we wanted to move - but no one replied - I think my post was overlooked! :(

I didn't see it! Or I don't remember if I did anyway.. I have a headache from hell today. tryin to just forget about it.

I go I go.. wait.. AZ.. which 4? SHEOT! cirlcles! I'm gonna get dizzy!

TXLady
04-01-2005, 04:34 PM
I don't know if that is even possible.

Of course it's possible. I'm going to make it my mission in life to help you find the right girl. Now, tell me a little about yourself. I know you're an Okie, but what else? :)

Quopper
04-01-2005, 04:34 PM
[QUOTE=Quopper]

Swatgoats? I thought he was a SWATcat. :p
No he's a goat, definitely a goat! He just makes me kill kitties! :D

TXLady
04-01-2005, 04:37 PM
[QUOTE=TXLady]
No he's a goat, definitely a goat! He just makes me kill kitties! :D

I think I heard that the Humane Society was going a issue a statement asking people to stop spaying and neutering their cats. Evidently, the breed is in danger of extinction. Heard that on the news last night. Thought of you right away. :D

Netopalis
04-01-2005, 04:38 PM
Of course it's possible. I'm going to make it my mission in life to help you find the right girl. Now, tell me a little about yourself. I know you're an Okie, but what else? :)
Ummmm. Well I love the outdoors I teach wilderness sirvival for the boy scouts. I enjoy doing Martial-Arts, I'm on a Search and Rescue team. Is a few things I do.

TXLady
04-01-2005, 04:40 PM
Ummmm. Well I love the outdoors I teach wilderness sirvival for the boy scouts. I enjoy doing Martial-Arts, I'm on a Search and Rescue team. Is a few things I do.

OK, that's a good start. What do you look like? Height, weight, hair color, eye color, etc. Oh, and how old are you?

Netopalis
04-01-2005, 04:41 PM
OK, that's a good start. What do you look like? Height, weight, hair color, eye color, etc. Oh, and how old are you?
Ummmm. IDK You sure your not doing this to find me. I live close to the Texas line you know. and You got family thats LEO up here. I get in enough trouble as it is. ;)

Quopper
04-01-2005, 04:42 PM
[QUOTE=Quopper]

I think I heard that the Humane Society was going a issue a statement asking people to stop spaying and neutering their cats. Evidently, the breed is in danger of extinction. Heard that on the news last night. Thought of you right away. :D
I CANNOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THE ENTIRE POPULATION!!


Colorado maybe - but not all states!!! :D

TXLady
04-01-2005, 04:43 PM
Ummmm. IDK You sure your not doing this to find me. I live close to the Texas line you know. and You got family thats LEO up here. I get in enough trouble as it is. ;)

I Swear! You can trust me. If I'm lying, you can shoot my cousin. :rolleyes:

TXLady
04-01-2005, 04:44 PM
[QUOTE=TXLady]
I CANNOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THE ENTIRE POPULATION!!


Colorado maybe - but not all states!!! :D

Well, evidently you're making a big dent in it. :D

Netopalis
04-01-2005, 04:45 PM
I Swear! You can trust me. If I'm lying, you can shoot my cousin. :rolleyes:
Oh I see how it is your cousin I can shoot.

I'm White 5'10" Built, Brown Eyes, Brown Hair, I have 10 fingers and 10 toes.

tk0727
04-01-2005, 04:48 PM
Oh I see how it is your cousin I can shoot.

I'm White 5'10" Built, Brown Eyes, Brown Hair, I have 10 fingers and 10 toes.


I'm a sucker for brown hair/brown eyes and muscle ya know!

Tx he told me once he had a hairy chest

Styx
04-01-2005, 04:49 PM
Oh I see how it is your cousin I can shoot.

I'm White 5'10" Built, Brown Eyes, Brown Hair, I have 10 fingers and 10 toes.
3 nipples, maybe?

tk0727
04-01-2005, 04:49 PM
3 nipples, maybe?


ATTA GIRL! come on in and play :D

Netopalis
04-01-2005, 04:50 PM
I'm a sucker for brown hair/brown eyes and muscle ya know!

Tx he told me once he had a hairy chest

Yep sure do. Like bigfoot. :eek:

3 nipples. Well sometimes. Sometimes I have 4 depending on what time of the day it is and how lucky I get. :D :eek:

TXLady
04-01-2005, 04:50 PM
Oh I see how it is your cousin I can shoot.

I'm White 5'10" Built, Brown Eyes, Brown Hair, I have 10 fingers and 10 toes.

C'mon, you're holding out on me. How old are you. That's important. BTW, I'm glad you have all of your fingers and toes. Not all Okies do. :)

TXLady
04-01-2005, 04:52 PM
I'm a sucker for brown hair/brown eyes and muscle ya know!

Tx he told me once he had a hairy chest


Hairy Chest!!!

Netopalis
04-01-2005, 04:52 PM
C'mon, you're holding out on me. How old are you. That's important. BTW, I'm glad you have all of your fingers and toes. Not all Okies do. :)


I'm 20 years old. I gtg everyone byes I'll be back later.

Quopper
04-01-2005, 04:53 PM
C'mon, you're holding out on me. How old are you. That's important. BTW, I'm glad you have all of your fingers and toes. Not all Okies do. :)
He's 12!!!! :eek:

TXLady
04-01-2005, 04:53 PM
Yep sure do. Like bigfoot. :eek:

3 nipples. Well sometimes. Sometimes I have 4 depending on what time of the day it is and how lucky I get. :D :eek:

You're lying to me! You don't need help finding a girl. :eek:

TXLady
04-01-2005, 04:54 PM
He's 12!!!! :eek:


O M G ! ! !

tk0727
04-01-2005, 04:55 PM
Yep sure do. Like bigfoot. :eek:

3 nipples. Well sometimes. Sometimes I have 4 depending on what time of the day it is and how lucky I get. :D :eek:


I had good mental pics til you said hairy bigfoot! :(



bye everyone.. gotta change and get outta here.

TXLady
04-01-2005, 04:56 PM
Girls, whatcha got planned for the weekend?

Quopper
04-01-2005, 04:56 PM
O M G ! ! !
YEP O M G!!! Actually 20 - but anything under 25 IS 12 - right??

tk0727
04-01-2005, 04:57 PM
Girls, whatcha got planned for the weekend?

terrible working behind the chutes tonight and tomorrow night.. Just horrific! :D ;) Too bad they have skinny butts

and Sunday riding all day.. I'll get some good pics of my horses for ya TX ..

Quopper
04-01-2005, 04:57 PM
Girls, whatcha got planned for the weekend?
8 hours of firearms training tomorrow!!

Kenny Rogers tomorrow night!!

Rocky Mountain National Park Sunday!!

I think I will sleep and eat sometime next week!

How about you?

tk0727
04-01-2005, 04:58 PM
YEP O M G!!! Actually 20 - but anything under 25 IS 12 - right??


SIMMER DOWN NOW!

here's a ? for ya.. How come a woman can play with a man that's like 20 years older, but not 10 years younger? what's the difference?

TXLady
04-01-2005, 04:58 PM
terrible working behind the chutes tonight and tomorrow night.. Just horrific! :D ;) Too bad they have skinny butts

and Sunday riding all day.. I'll get some good pics of my horses for ya TX ..

Thanks TK, I'd like to see them.

Quopper
04-01-2005, 04:59 PM
SIMMER DOWN NOW!

here's a ? for ya.. How come a woman can play with a man that's like 20 years older, but not 10 years younger? what's the difference?
I get more enjoyment from the man with experience! :D ;) :p :eek:

TXLady
04-01-2005, 05:00 PM
8 hours of firearms training tomorrow!!

Kenny Rogers tomorrow night!!

Rocky Mountain National Park Sunday!!

I think I will sleep and eat sometime next week!

How about you?

Nothing exciting that I know of yet. :rolleyes:

TXLady
04-01-2005, 05:00 PM
I get more enjoyment from the man with experience! :D ;) :p :eek:

I'm with you on that one. FOR SURE.

TXLady
04-01-2005, 05:02 PM
SIMMER DOWN NOW!

here's a ? for ya.. How come a woman can play with a man that's like 20 years older, but not 10 years younger? what's the difference?

I'm not sure. I actually think that a man in his mid to late thirties is more handsome. They get better with age.

Quopper
04-01-2005, 05:05 PM
I'm not sure. I actually think that a man in his mid to late thirties is more handsome. They get better with age.
Oh yeah - PLEASE show me a little bit of grey hair!! :p

TXLady
04-01-2005, 05:05 PM
It's quitting time. I don't know what I'm quitting. Haven't been doing anything but playing on the computer. Oh, well. Talk to you all later. Have a good weekend.

Quopper
04-01-2005, 05:06 PM
It's quitting time. I don't know what I'm quitting. Haven't been doing anything but playing on the computer. Oh, well. Talk to you all later. Have a good weekend.
You too!! I've got to stay late! :mad:

ASUMach1
04-01-2005, 05:53 PM
[QUOTE=TXLady]
Yeah let me know what they tell you!! I know it is legal to have goats in Colorado City, AZ - think I could move there??

Hey Quopper and everyone else! Sorry I had to leave earlier but it's just been a hell of a day out here. But at least the weather is nice, about 80 and sunny. Quopper please don't tell me that they are not allowed to have goats in Colorado city, but you can marry 10 women? Wow that town is realy more f'ed up than I origionally thought!

realluke
04-01-2005, 06:09 PM
Oh yeah - PLEASE show me a little bit of grey hair!! :p
yea i got a little bit of grey hair lol

Styx
04-01-2005, 06:11 PM
ATTA GIRL! come on in and play :D
Well, homie don't play that kitty game, but I do read and can comment every now and then. I couldnt resist.

20 years old? Please. I think I have some underwear older than that.

Netopalis
04-01-2005, 08:24 PM
You're lying to me! You don't need help finding a girl. :eek:

How am I lying to you? LOL I'm beyond help anyways thanks though.

BaseballBabe
04-01-2005, 10:51 PM
Oh yeah - PLEASE show me a little bit of grey hair!! :p


Ooooooooo yeah!! my bf has grey/black hair ( kind of like salt and pepper)... OOOOOOOo it just drives me wild!!


Loves older men :p ;) :D

BaseballBabe
04-01-2005, 11:10 PM
Too old. :rolleyes: But with the right incentives I can still have fun! :D :eek:


Men age like fine wine :p ;)

Gotta love those older men! :D

BaseballBabe
04-01-2005, 11:16 PM
SIMMER DOWN NOW!

here's a ? for ya.. How come a woman can play with a man that's like 20 years older, but not 10 years younger? what's the difference?


I have always dated older men. I can relate to them better then the younger ones. All the youngers ones I have met are to immature for me. :rolleyes:

LadyLawman
04-01-2005, 11:45 PM
Hello Everyone!!

BaseballBabe
04-02-2005, 12:44 AM
Hi Hope you have a nice night.

I am dead tired.

Time for me to go to bed.

I wore myself out today and last night..


Isn't Sunday when we lose an hour for daylight savings time.. :eek:

tk0727
04-02-2005, 12:49 AM
I get more enjoyment from the man with experience! :D ;) :p :eek:

aright alright, I think I worded it wrong :D

squad51
04-02-2005, 08:25 AM
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>hello>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

LadyLawman
04-02-2005, 10:24 AM
Geez no one on here on a Sat am?

Netopalis
04-02-2005, 10:27 AM
Geez no one on here on a Sat am?
I'm here but not for every long.

LadyLawman
04-02-2005, 10:30 AM
I'm here but not for every long.
uh oh did I scare ya or something??

Netopalis
04-02-2005, 11:25 AM
uh oh did I scare ya or something??

Na its hard to scare me. I scare myself looking a mirror. Sorry for stoping and running. Byes Stay Safe.

BaseballBabe
04-02-2005, 12:18 PM
Good Morning all....


I woke up late this morning had a busy day yesterday.

Off to have another busy day.

I am off to

find stuff for our garage sale,move my entertainment center in,enjoy the sunshine,go play baseball and basketball,go workout at the gym,go for a run on the beach and may go see the movie Sin City since I didn't yesterday.

Have a nice day all..

Busy Busy as a Bee :p ;) :cool: :D

Off to enjoy the beautiful weather!!

tk0727
04-02-2005, 12:35 PM
Just on long enought to check pm's and say HELLOOOOOOOO!
Gotta long day... and yet one more night of BULLRIDING! I'm so happy this weekend! LOL..
Gotta go two steppin for ASU tonight..(be thinkin boutcha hon)
and more than likely won't be on til late late tomorrow night.. Not sure If I'll make it home tonight.. Might just go to my dad's from there. Got horses to ride in the morining! Supposed to be like 78 degrees! YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY..

Ok bye everybody!

gottaloveme
04-02-2005, 01:38 PM
Afternoon. Everyone must be enjoying the day. It is rainy and cold here so I am hiding indoors. This link goes to a pic I just got in the email. It may have been around but it is the first I have seen of it. These are either some well trained dogs or a very blessed kitty. Have a great day to all.

http://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh/psalm23.htm

SWATcop
04-02-2005, 03:41 PM
Geez no one on here on a Sat am?
Hey - tonight after 2100 hrs., at "The Watering Hole."

LadyLawman
04-02-2005, 03:41 PM
Hey all am back on had some things to do but now am back for a bit going to a comedy club tonight and then off to drink with some Buddies YEAH!!! whats everyone else doing??

LadyLawman
04-02-2005, 03:43 PM
Hey - tonight after 2100 hrs., at "The Watering Hole."
cool we will be there!! we are going to Sidesplitters then we will head that way after that. Dont forget I owe ya a guiness!!

tk0727
04-02-2005, 03:56 PM
Hey Mr SWATcop! Haven't heard from ya in awhile.. Just on for a minute. Had to come back home and take another shower before work tonight.

squad51
04-03-2005, 01:02 AM
Oh my gawd no one added to this thread in almost 10 hours!

gottaloveme
04-03-2005, 09:27 AM
Morning. So how many others besides me forgot about the time change? Come on, be honest about it. Nothing is more embarassing than having an elder from your church call and ask where you are. Then to arrive and have your Pastor just smirk. Lets hope this is not a sign how the week will go. :D

LadyLawman
04-03-2005, 10:07 AM
Hey everyone!!! OMG what a night I had last night too much fun... welllet me rephrase that never too much fun.... soo much fun. Thanks SWAT we had an awesome time with you all last night. The comedy club OMG that guy was soooo freakig hilarious!! When he comes in town again I am dragging a bunch of people wih me!!! So I am here for a short time gotta do 6 hours overtime and have to leave soon. I will be home by 8:00pm TK I got your message girl was strange that my phone didnt ring when you called, I'll call ya when I am on my way to work.

SWATcop
04-03-2005, 11:04 AM
Hey everyone!!! OMG what a night I had last night too much fun... welllet me rephrase that never too much fun.... soo much fun. Thanks SWAT we had an awesome time with you all last night. The comedy club OMG that guy was soooo freakig hilarious!! When he comes in town again I am dragging a bunch of people wih me!!! So I am here for a short time gotta do 6 hours overtime and have to leave soon. I will be home by 8:00pm TK I got your message girl was strange that my phone didnt ring when you called, I'll call ya when I am on my way to work.
No problem - glad you could make it.

Quopper
04-03-2005, 11:18 AM
No problem - glad you could make it.
Hot DAMN - that makes ME jealous!!! :D

Netopalis
04-03-2005, 01:59 PM
Hot DAMN - that makes ME jealous!!! :D
Why thatmake you jealous when you got me. ;)

TXLady
04-03-2005, 02:05 PM
Hey everyone. Ladylaw thanks for the love! Neto, no one needs anyone else when they have you. You're the BEST! BTW, Quopper, Swat, you are now appearing in the Neverending story. Check it out. :D

Netopalis
04-03-2005, 02:15 PM
Hey everyone. Ladylaw thanks for the love! Neto, no one needs anyone else when they have you. You're the BEST! BTW, Quopper, Swat, you are now appearing in the Neverending story. Check it out. :D
Awe your so sweet. But im a mean old heart breaker ;)

I thought our debt was a never ending story.

TXLady
04-03-2005, 02:18 PM
Awe your so sweet. But im a mean old heart breaker ;)

I thought our debt was a never ending story.

I don't believe that for a second, you are a sweetheart. ;) I'm thinking about adopting you. :D

And yes, unfortunately our debt is a neverending story. :(

Netopalis
04-03-2005, 02:19 PM
I don't believe that for a second, you are a sweetheart. ;) I'm thinking about adopting you. :D

And yes, unfortunately our debt is a neverending story. :(


ADOPTING ME!!!! as what a husband?

TXLady
04-03-2005, 02:23 PM
ADOPTING ME!!!! as what a husband?

MY HUSBAND! Are you kidding? Have you ever heard of anyone adopting someone as their husband? No, I want to be your mommy. :D ;) :p

Netopalis
04-03-2005, 02:26 PM
MY HUSBAND! Are you kidding? Have you ever heard of anyone adopting someone as their husband? No, I want to be your mommy. :D ;) :p


Mommy? Was getting excitied for a sec. I'm sure my mom wouldn't care she always tried to get rid of me since I'm a handfull.

TXLady
04-03-2005, 02:31 PM
Mommy? Was getting excitied for a sec. I'm sure my mom wouldn't care she always tried to get rid of me since I'm a handfull.

I'm sure your mom deserves a medal for raising you, but she still would miss you.

Neto, we've got to find someone your own age for you. The right girl is out there!

You don't want to hang out with an old 34 yr. old woman like me. Besides, I'm a Texan. I think that's against the law or something. :D

Netopalis
04-03-2005, 02:34 PM
:D I'm sure your mom deserves a medal for raising you, but she still would miss you.

Neto, we've got to find someone your own age for you. The right girl is out there!

You don't want to hang out with an old 34 yr. old woman like me. Besides, I'm a Texan. I think that's against the law or something. :D
LOL its not againest the law. Its one of the 10 commandants, and goes againest all moral ethics. I would hangout with a texan then a yank though.

Hehe as for my mom I'm the cause of her gray hairs and my dads boldness and I'm proud of that. :D

TXLady
04-03-2005, 02:44 PM
:D
LOL its not againest the law. Its one of the 10 commandants, and goes againest all moral ethics. I would hangout with a texan then a yank though.

Hehe as for my mom I'm the cause of her gray hairs and my dads boldness and I'm proud of that. :D

I'm surprised your mom has any hair left at all. :D

I looked in my Bible and didn't see "An Okie shall not marry a Texan." It would be wrong though. Our children would be terribly deformed. Okie and Texas genes just don't mix. BTW, what did a yank ever do to you?

Netopalis
04-03-2005, 02:47 PM
I'm surprised your mom has any hair left at all. :D

I looked in my Bible and didn't see "An Okie shall not marry a Texan." It would be wrong though. Our children would be terribly deformed. Okie and Texas genes just don't mix. BTW, what did a yank ever do to you?
dont get me started on the yanks.I'm pretty sure its in there somewhere if not it needs to be.

TXLady
04-03-2005, 02:50 PM
dont get me started on the yanks.I'm pretty sure its in there somewhere if not it needs to be.

Well, I'll have to agree with you there. It is just WRONG! Someday you're going to have to tell me about your yank aversion. I've got to go now. Gonna talk my dog for a walk.

Have a good day. Well, as good a day as an Okie can have. :D

Netopalis
04-03-2005, 02:52 PM
Well, I'll have to agree with you there. It is just WRONG! Someday you're going to have to tell me about your yank aversion. I've got to go now. Gonna talk my dog for a walk.

Have a good day. Well, as good a day as an Okie can have. :D
later tex.

LadyLawman
04-03-2005, 06:58 PM
No problem - glad you could make it.
Had a blast and look forward to hanging with you guys again anytime!!

LadyLawman
04-03-2005, 06:59 PM
ok so where is everyone??? HELLLO ANYBODY OUT THERE!!! JUST NOD IF YOU CAN HEAR ME!! IS THERE ANYONE HOME??? :D

Quopper
04-03-2005, 07:00 PM
Had a blast and look forward to hanging with you guys again anytime!!
You do know what I have to say to you - don't you?? ;)

Quopper
04-03-2005, 07:01 PM
ok so where is everyone??? HELLLO ANYBODY OUT THERE!!! JUST NOD IF YOU CAN HEAR ME!! IS THERE ANYONE HOME??? :D
I'm NODDING - can't you see me?? But only for a minute - Mexican food and Margarita's are calling me!!

LadyLawman
04-03-2005, 07:03 PM
I'm NODDING - can't you see me?? But only for a minute - Mexican food and Margarita's are calling me!!
LOL uh oh Margaritas??? LOL so what you gotta say girl!!

Quopper
04-03-2005, 07:06 PM
LOL uh oh Margaritas??? LOL so what you gotta say girl!!
MANY Margarita's!!! I have guilt over spending some cash today! I need to drink it away!! :eek:

I can't type exactly what I want to say to you because it is a family forum! However, it has something to do with me being jealous about you having drinks with someone! :( :D

LadyLawman
04-03-2005, 09:31 PM
MANY Margarita's!!! I have guilt over spending some cash today! I need to drink it away!! :eek:

I can't type exactly what I want to say to you because it is a family forum! However, it has something to do with me being jealous about you having drinks with someone! :( :D
:D LOL umm you may want to get used to hearing that LOL cause I think it will be happening ALOT!! LOL :D

TXLady
04-03-2005, 09:35 PM
:D LOL umm you may want to get used to hearing that LOL cause I think it will be happening ALOT!! LOL :D

Ladylaw, you are SO lucky. But I'm not jealous like Quopper. I won't hurt you. :D

LadyLawman
04-03-2005, 09:39 PM
Ladylaw, you are SO lucky. But I'm not jealous like Quopper. I won't hurt you. :D
Aww Thanks!! He realy is a great guy, actaully all my future co-workers are its a very tight nit group and they have welcomed me and that makes me feel great about working with them soon. LOL Likes I said having drinks with SWAT may happen often LOL

ASUMach1
04-03-2005, 09:47 PM
Lady: congrats for taking Quopper's man from her ;) just kidding.
Hi everyone! How was the weekend for yall? Mine was pretty decent, just extreemly busy and hectic. Well I guess those two go together. But it was a ton of fun. Went to the big Copper State Mustang Club Spring show and Pony run all day yesterday and today. Lots of pictures, and lots of cool cars :D

LadyLawman
04-03-2005, 09:52 PM
Lady: congrats for taking Quopper's man from her ;) just kidding.
Hi everyone! How was the weekend for yall? Mine was pretty decent, just extreemly busy and hectic. Well I guess those two go together. But it was a ton of fun. Went to the big Copper State Mustang Club Spring show and Pony run all day yesterday and today. Lots of pictures, and lots of cool cars :D
LOL I kinda hew him first LOL ;) ;) J/K Sounds like you had a nice day today I worked and did 6 hours OT which was cool cause can always use the OT!! Had a few beers with my future coworkers last night and when I got home after work tonight wet to a friends house an sat in the hot tub!! very relaxing

ASUMach1
04-03-2005, 09:54 PM
LOL I kinda hew him first LOL ;) ;) J/K Sounds like you had a nice day today I worked and did 6 hours OT which was cool cause can always use the OT!! Had a few beers with my future coworkers last night and when I got home after work tonight wet to a friends house an sat in the hot tub!! very relaxing
That's what I could use is a hot tub!!! Well mabye it wouldn't feel so good being that i'm looking like a ripend strawberry on certain parts of my body that were exposed to the sun. Any who glad to hear that your weekend was as good as mine :D

LadyLawman
04-03-2005, 10:04 PM
That's what I could use is a hot tub!!! Well mabye it wouldn't feel so good being that i'm looking like a ripend strawberry on certain parts of my body that were exposed to the sun. Any who glad to hear that your weekend was as good as mine :D
MEEEE too totally need a hot tub!! and a new car but all things in good time will come LOL damn I think I just sounded like Yoda LOL :D :eek:

Quopper
04-03-2005, 10:07 PM
Anyone still out there???

ASUMach1
04-03-2005, 10:07 PM
MEEEE too totally need a hot tub!! and a new car but all things in good time will come LOL damn I think I just sounded like Yoda LOL :D :eek:
If you're Yoda USE THE FORCE for godsake :D just beam yourself a hot tub and a car while you're at it.

ASUMach1
04-03-2005, 10:08 PM
Hey how's it going Quopper?

Quopper
04-03-2005, 10:09 PM
Ok guys here's the deal:

I QUIT!! I'm not giving 2 weeks notice, I'm not finding a replacement - I JUST QUIT!

Who the hell has a room for rent????????

LadyLawman
04-03-2005, 10:11 PM
Anyone still out there???
yupper doodles!!!

LadyLawman
04-03-2005, 10:13 PM
If you're Yoda USE THE FORCE for godsake :D just beam yourself a hot tub and a car while you're at it.
I wish I had that kinda "Force" LOL

LadyLawman
04-03-2005, 10:14 PM
Ok guys here's the deal:

I QUIT!! I'm not giving 2 weeks notice, I'm not finding a replacement - I JUST QUIT!

Who the hell has a room for rent????????
UMM Quitting what??

Quopper
04-03-2005, 10:15 PM
No one with a room to rent to a desperate, hard working, insane female?????

Quopper
04-03-2005, 10:16 PM
UMM Quitting what??
WIFE - MOM - MAID - SECRETARY - COOK - in general the easy one to take advantage of!

LadyLawman
04-03-2005, 10:17 PM
No one with a room to rent to a desperate, hard working, insane female?????
Umm ok I am totally lost here

Quopper
04-03-2005, 10:20 PM
Umm ok I am totally lost here
LADY - I explained above what I was quitting! I'm just so f*cked up today I probably shouldn't even be typing right now but, sadly, I don't really have anywhere else to vent without being arrested! :eek:

LadyLawman
04-03-2005, 10:23 PM
LADY - I explained above what I was quitting! I'm just so f*cked up today I probably shouldn't even be typing right now but, sadly, I don't really have anywhere else to vent without being arrested! :eek:
Umm what happened?? tell me that much I know you said the What but what about the WHO, When, Where and Why and lets not forget the HOW??

Quopper
04-03-2005, 10:34 PM
Umm what happened?? tell me that much I know you said the What but what about the WHO, When, Where and Why and lets not forget the HOW??
Let's see, spent the ENTIRE day "shopping" with mommy-in-law - not TOO bad but I did have to stop in a biker bar at 2:30 for a whiskey, we moved on and were doing okay and then the "other" half and daughter show up to get us, drive home, everything is okay until hubby gets a call about a semi he worked on that is now broke-down 80 miles from our house and it needs belts. So I spend 45 min on phone looking for somewhere to buy them at 5:30 on a Sunday, he is ****ing and moaning the whole freaking time about it, freaked that he won't get the parts, and ****ed that he just worked on it Friday. I find the freaking parts in Denver (on the way!) and he is bitching about where they are at - I lost it! Actually told him, "If you can't take the heat - stay out of the f*cking kitchen" you started this damn business, suck it up and do what you have to do. Well, he didn't like that much! LOL - woops I often speak too soon..... He leaves, calls 30 min later, sweet as can freaking be - because he needs DIRECTIONS!! Ha Ha Ha - I can't imagine a man needing directions!! Only nice because I know Denver and he doesn't. DID NOT get to go have Mex food OR Marg's, so Jose is back! Daughter decides to throw a FIT over taking a shower and eating dinner, WTF where did that come from! I actually had to threaten a "beating"! Too much more to keep typing.....

OMG - I need a hot tub and a 20yr old cabana boy...................

LadyLawman
04-03-2005, 10:48 PM
Let's see, spent the ENTIRE day "shopping" with mommy-in-law - not TOO bad but I did have to stop in a biker bar at 2:30 for a whiskey, we moved on and were doing okay and then the "other" half and daughter show up to get us, drive home, everything is okay until hubby gets a call about a semi he worked on that is now broke-down 80 miles from our house and it needs belts. So I spend 45 min on phone looking for somewhere to buy them at 5:30 on a Sunday, he is ****ing and moaning the whole freaking time about it, freaked that he won't get the parts, and ****ed that he just worked on it Friday. I find the freaking parts in Denver (on the way!) and he is bitching about where they are at - I lost it! Actually told him, "If you can't take the heat - stay out of the f*cking kitchen" you started this damn business, suck it up and do what you have to do. Well, he didn't like that much! LOL - woops I often speak too soon..... He leaves, calls 30 min later, sweet as can freaking be - because he needs DIRECTIONS!! Ha Ha Ha - I can't imagine a man needing directions!! Only nice because I know Denver and he doesn't. DID NOT get to go have Mex food OR Marg's, so Jose is back! Daughter decides to throw a FIT over taking a shower and eating dinner, WTF where did that come from! I actually had to threaten a "beating"! Too much more to keep typing.....

OMG - I need a hot tub and a 20yr old cabana boy...................

LOL some days these things happen girlfriend!! You know liffe isnt always the grandest and sometimes we have to do Shiz we just dont wanna do, but you cant stress over all that girl or let it get to you. Just think the Job you are going into is just as stressful if not more. There are going to be days you will be dealing with personal stress and job stress and your going to have to leave one behind to deal with the other. Its not easy but vent and let it out scream in a pillow take a ride down the road and yell obsceneities till your laugjing your *** off LOL it will all boil over soon :D

Quopper
04-03-2005, 10:56 PM
LOL some days these things happen girlfriend!! You know liffe isnt always the grandest and sometimes we have to do Shiz we just dont wanna do, but you cant stress over all that girl or let it get to you. Just think the Job you are going into is just as stressful if not more. There are going to be days you will be dealing with personal stress and job stress and your going to have to leave one behind to deal with the other. Its not easy but vent and let it out scream in a pillow take a ride down the road and yell obsceneities till your laugjing your *** off LOL it will all boil over soon :D
The job stress I can deal with it's NOT personal, I have no issues with that. I have already been called every name in the book and assaulted on the job. I've got the balls for that, but I always think that home is the one place that should be "sacred" per se.

I just have so much going on right now that I get a little "stressed". Sorry about the b!tching, I'll stop now. After 14 years I should be immune I suppose....

ASUMach1
04-03-2005, 11:01 PM
Hi Quopper, I know that the last thing that you want to hear is from someone of my sex, but you should do what Lady Law said and get in the car (if you're not too mad) and drive down the road screaming obscinities. Try to string as many together as you can and eventually you'll start to crack up. I know it sounds crazy but it might actually work. Think of Chevy (sp?) Chase in Christmas Vacation when he finds out he didn't get the Xmas bonus and he calls his boss just about everything under the sun, you get the picture :D. Oh and sorry about your husband "****ing and moaning" it's just something that we do sometimes, but we don't really mean it.

Quopper
04-03-2005, 11:07 PM
Hi Quopper, I know that the last thing that you want to hear is from someone of my sex, but you should do what Lady Law said and get in the car (if you're not too mad) and drive down the road screaming obscinities. Try to string as many together as you can and eventually you'll start to crack up. I know it sounds crazy but it might actually work. Think of Chevy (sp?) Chase in Christmas Vacation when he finds out he didn't get the Xmas bonus and he calls his boss just about everything under the sun, you get the picture :D. Oh and sorry about your husband "****ing and moaning" it's just something that we do sometimes, but we don't really mean it.
LOL - I wish I could drive, but Jose is getting the best of me!! I can however take a hike! LOL - I live in the woods, I just need my flashlight and Glock 23 with me!!

ASU - at my age and with as many years as marriage as I have under my belt, I REALLY do know how to take the *****, but some days I just don't WANT to!!

I did however spend $700 on a pair of earrings today! LOL - sometimes payback is a bitch! I knew something would happen that would make me "lose" my guilt over that purchase! :D

ASUMach1
04-03-2005, 11:11 PM
Well good to hear that the Jose is taking effect :D A walk in the woods sounds like a solid plan, I personally might leave the 23 at home, but eh that's just me. And hey you said you needed a 20 year old cabana boy? Sorry just couldn't resist. Feel better Quop! Oh and I'm sure they're nice earings ;)
Oh and I don't know if you live by any water, but you can always go sailing w/ Captain Morgan

Quopper
04-03-2005, 11:21 PM
Well good to hear that the Jose is taking effect :D A walk in the woods sounds like a solid plan, I personally might leave the 23 at home, but eh that's just me. And hey you said you needed a 20 year old cabana boy? Sorry just couldn't resist. Feel better Quop! Oh and I'm sure they're nice earings ;)
Oh and I don't know if you live by any water, but you can always go sailing w/ Captain Morgan
Can't leave the 23 at home - we have mountain lions!!

As far as YOU being the cabana boy - BRING IT ON!!! Name the date and time cutie!! :p I wouldn't be able to resist either!! :D

Have a lake not even a mile away - and Captain in the closet!! He might be next!

ASUMach1
04-03-2005, 11:26 PM
Can't leave the 23 at home - we have mountain lions!!

As far as YOU being the cabana boy - BRING IT ON!!! Name the date and time cutie!! :p I wouldn't be able to resist either!! :D

Have a lake not even a mile away - and Captain in the closet!! He might be next!
Ok then take the 23. And you know the cross streets ;) Oh and it's always a good time for sailing w/ the captain

TXLady
04-03-2005, 11:29 PM
Can't leave the 23 at home - we have mountain lions!!

As far as YOU being the cabana boy - BRING IT ON!!! Name the date and time cutie!! :p I wouldn't be able to resist either!! :D

Have a lake not even a mile away - and Captain in the closet!! He might be next!

Quopper, I feel for you, sweetie. I know you have a lot going on in your life right now. Your training, upcoming orals, in-laws visiting. Who wouldn't get stressed? Just remember that this is just one day that got out of whack. It happens to all of us. It WILL get better. Feel free to vent all you want. We understand. :)

Quopper
04-03-2005, 11:29 PM
Ok then take the 23. And you know the cross streets ;) Oh and it's always a good time for sailing w/ the captain
I DO know the cross streets, your not safe!! :D LOL - I'm in Phx 1/2 a dozen times a year remember........

tk0727
04-03-2005, 11:31 PM
Quopper, why didn't you call me and vent if you needed to?
You know I'm always here for ya!..
Just got home. Hey guys. Bout to take a shower or hot bath actually to relieve my increasingly sore muscles. Been on horses for about 6 hours total today.
Had a very bad experience that doesn't feel too good at all! Had to do a sudden stop, and uh oh.. hit the saddlehorn! OUCH!!
Good thing I was 1/2 drunk all day long anyway!.

TXLady
04-03-2005, 11:32 PM
BTW, Quopper, if you want a good laugh, go read what Brick wrote about us in the Neverending Story. :D

Quopper
04-03-2005, 11:32 PM
Quopper, I feel for you, sweetie. I know you have a lot going on in your life right now. Your training, upcoming orals, in-laws visiting. Who wouldn't get stressed? Just remember that this is just one day that got out of whack. It happens to all of us. It WILL get better. Feel free to vent all you want. We understand. :)
Thanks TX! What realy made me feel better was reading your post in the story telling thread! I'm not with it enough to be witty, and you VERY sufficiently threw BRICK under the bus for us!! :D

TXLady
04-03-2005, 11:32 PM
Quopper, why didn't you call me and vent if you needed to?
You know I'm always here for ya!..
Just got home. Hey guys. Bout to take a shower or hot bath actually to relieve my increasingly sore muscles. Been on horses for about 6 hours total today.
Had a very bad experience that doesn't feel too good at all! Had to do a sudden stop, and uh oh.. hit the saddlehorn! OUCH!!
Good thing I was 1/2 drunk all day long anyway!.

Hi TK, we missed you! Glad you had fun. Sorry you got hurt.

TXLady
04-03-2005, 11:34 PM
Thanks TX! What realy made me feel better was reading your post in the story telling thread! I'm not with it enough to be witty, and you VERY sufficiently threw BRICK under the bus for us!! :D

I had a lot of fun with that. TK, did you know that I'm now Squad's evil twin brother Car51 and his evil twin sister? LOL

Quopper
04-03-2005, 11:35 PM
Quopper, why didn't you call me and vent if you needed to?
You know I'm always here for ya!..
Just got home. Hey guys. Bout to take a shower or hot bath actually to relieve my increasingly sore muscles. Been on horses for about 6 hours total today.
Had a very bad experience that doesn't feel too good at all! Had to do a sudden stop, and uh oh.. hit the saddlehorn! OUCH!!
Good thing I was 1/2 drunk all day long anyway!.
I knew you had stuff to do today - didn't want to bother you - but I figured what the hell I would bother everyone else!!

Ouch - be careful with the goods honey!! BTW - I'm taking ASU from ya! ;)

TXLady
04-03-2005, 11:36 PM
Hi ASUMach1, didn't mean to ignore you. You give good advice.

Quopper
04-03-2005, 11:37 PM
I had a lot of fun with that. TK, did you know that I'm now Squad's evil twin brother Car51 and his evil twin sister? LOL
I only wish I could be that witty right now! I tried but fell flat on my face! :o

JHoek
04-03-2005, 11:38 PM
Sorry to change the subject, but my cat is attacking my dog as I type this. I just had to share with someone. I wish I could get a video of this to put in this post. This is great!




http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y29/jhoek/catattack.jpg

TXLady
04-03-2005, 11:38 PM
I only wish I could be that witty right now! I tried but fell flat on my face! :o

No you didn't. It all fit right in. Did you read what Brick said about us and the prunce juice and support hose? :D

tk0727
04-03-2005, 11:39 PM
I knew you had stuff to do today - didn't want to bother you - but I figured what the hell I would bother everyone else!!

Ouch - be careful with the goods honey!! BTW - I'm taking ASU from ya! ;)


You just stick to your geritol crowd, K? Leave mine alone!

I have 1 question for ya! WHY THE HELL DO I HAVE TO BE A GOOD GIRL!? DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT!
Had perfect opportunities to be really bad with a guy named 'Chance' and passed up the chance! DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT. Ended up driving to dad's at 3am 1/2 drunk/ 3/4 horney and cussin myself all the way there for not staying. :eek:

TXLady
04-03-2005, 11:41 PM
Sorry to change the subject, but my cat is attacking my dog as I type this. I just had to share with someone. I wish I could get a video of this to put in this post. This is great!


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http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y29/jhoek/catattack.jpg

That is a great picture. My cat does that to my dog all the time. I've never had the camera handy when I needed it.

Quopper
04-03-2005, 11:44 PM
You just stick to your geritol crowd, K? Leave mine alone!

I have 1 question for ya! WHY THE HELL DO I HAVE TO BE A GOOD GIRL!? DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT!
Had perfect opportunities to be really bad with a guy named 'Chance' and passed up the chance! DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT. Ended up driving to dad's at 3am 1/2 drunk/ 3/4 horney and cussin myself all the way there for not staying. :eek:
LOL!! Dumb *****!!! Your own damn fault!! If I told ya once I told ya a thousand times "JUST DO IT"!!!!

TX - I thought I was going to wet myself when I read BRICK's post!!! I was so happy to see you stand up for us!!

GREAT dog/cat fight!! My cat and lab play like that all the time - I love it!

tk0727
04-03-2005, 11:45 PM
Hey,, here's a cute pic for ya Quopper. Clayton just couldn't hang today!

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y29/tk0727/64547146373_468_1.jpg

TXLady
04-03-2005, 11:48 PM
Hey,, here's a cute pic for ya Quopper. Clayton just couldn't hang today!

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y29/tk0727/64547146373_468_1.jpg

TK, who is Clayton? He's adorable. Was that you holding him?

Quopper
04-03-2005, 11:50 PM
Hey,, here's a cute pic for ya Quopper. Clayton just couldn't hang today!

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y29/tk0727/64547146373_468_1.jpg
Oh how CUTE!!! He was wiped out!!

I tried to take a pic of my new earrings, but it wouldn't come out! They are so pretty! White gold loops with 5 diamonds inset in each one. They lay flush with the white gold. I have been looking for some just like this for 6 years. They perfectly match my wedding band and tennis braclet!

Also bought a shirt "Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms - who's buying the chips?"

tk0727
04-03-2005, 11:52 PM
TK, who is Clayton? He's adorable. Was that you holding him?

Great Nephew and HELL NO! that was my oldest sister, his grandma.
You've seen me! comeon now. :)

TXLady
04-03-2005, 11:53 PM
Great Nephew and HELL NO! that was my oldest sister, his grandma.
You've seen me! comeon now. :)

Wasn't sure. The hair was covering the face. :o

usafcop64528
04-03-2005, 11:55 PM
Hey TK, you still have me.

tk0727
04-03-2005, 11:56 PM
Hey TK, you still have me.


Hey babe.. Thank you.. I know you won't desert me! :D

usafcop64528
04-03-2005, 11:56 PM
Hey, can I just post pics to photobucket???

tk0727
04-03-2005, 11:58 PM
Hey, can I just post pics to photobucket???


Well, I put pics in photobucket , then copy and paste the link

Quopper
04-03-2005, 11:59 PM
Hey TK, you still have me.
That makes me feel better since ASU is mine now!! :D

usafcop64528
04-04-2005, 12:00 AM
All right. With in ten-fifteen min, I should have my Alaska pics up. I'll pm the link to you.

tk0727
04-04-2005, 12:00 AM
That makes me feel better since ASU is mine now!! :D


whatever gets you through the night. Just keep telling yourself that. ;)

TXLady
04-04-2005, 12:00 AM
That makes me feel better since ASU is mine now!! :D

I'm still looking for the SWATcop doll. :(

tk0727
04-04-2005, 12:02 AM
All right. With in ten-fifteen min, I should have my Alaska pics up. I'll pm the link to you.

cool! thanks.. I'm actually looking forward to seeing the area.

Quopper
04-04-2005, 12:03 AM
I'm still looking for the SWATcop doll. :(
Oh hell, I might be past that point now! A nice young 20 year old willing to play cabana boy sounds good!! :D :eek:

usafcop64528
04-04-2005, 12:04 AM
Maybe you should visit me when I'm up there... :cool:

tk0727
04-04-2005, 12:04 AM
Cool, that means I get the bedtime stories to myself then?

TXLady
04-04-2005, 12:05 AM
Oh hell, I might be past that point now! A nice young 20 year old willing to play cabana boy sounds good!! :D :eek:

:eek: I can't believe you said that!!

tk0727
04-04-2005, 12:06 AM
Maybe you should visit me when I'm up there... :cool:

sounds like a plan.

squad51
04-04-2005, 12:06 AM
hi all :)

this message to short stuff is killing me

usafcop64528
04-04-2005, 12:06 AM
Texas, when will you adopt me :confused: :confused:

TXLady
04-04-2005, 12:08 AM
Texas, when will you adopt me :confused: :confused:

I've got my lawyers working on it as we speak. ;)

Quopper
04-04-2005, 12:08 AM
:eek: I can't believe you said that!!
I'M SORRY!!! I THINK I HAD A MOMENTARY LAPSE OF INSANITY!! Holy crap - NO TK he is MINE!!! TX - too much Jose make me not think straight!!


I DO WANT SWAT - I DO WANT SWAT - I DO WANT SWAT - I DO WANT SWAT.............................

tk0727
04-04-2005, 12:10 AM
I'M SORRY!!! I THINK I HAD A MOMENTARY LAPSE OF INSANITY!! Holy crap - NO TK he is MINE!!! TX - too much Jose make me not think straight!!


I DO WANT SWAT - I DO WANT SWAT - I DO WANT SWAT - I DO WANT SWAT.............................


too late, you already said you wanted to take ASU from me..
Even trade..
:eek:

squad51
04-04-2005, 12:12 AM
I am once again left out in the cold hehehee ;P

usafcop64528
04-04-2005, 12:12 AM
I've got my lawyers working on it as we speak. ;)
Great, how soon, how soon?!?!?

TXLady
04-04-2005, 12:12 AM
Goodnight to all. Quopper, hang in there. It'll get better. TK, sorry you hurt your wee-wee. Squad, Mach, USAF, night.

squad51
04-04-2005, 12:13 AM
sheesh I thought he was moving to liek alaska to get away from women... :rolleyes:

tk0727
04-04-2005, 12:13 AM
Goodnight to all. Quopper, hang in there. It'll get better. TK, sorry you hurt your wee-wee. Squad, Mach, USAF, night.

night lady.. it's a'ight.. just like a guy being racked I guess

Quopper
04-04-2005, 12:13 AM
too late, you already said you wanted to take ASU from me..
Even trade..
:eek:
NOPE - sorry - I think INSANITY or Under the influence can be used as a defense!

I'm telling ya: *****ty Day = No Thought Process! :eek:

PLEASE GOD do not listen to what I posted I made a GRAVE mistake!! I DESPERATELY want to keep SWAT - actually I just desperately WANT SWAT! :D :p ;)

TXLady
04-04-2005, 12:13 AM
Great, how soon, how soon?!?!?

Could be months or years. :D

tk0727
04-04-2005, 12:14 AM
sheesh I thought he was moving to liek alaska to get away from women... :rolleyes:

who's moving to Alaska?

Quopper
04-04-2005, 12:14 AM
Goodnight to all. Quopper, hang in there. It'll get better. TK, sorry you hurt your wee-wee. Squad, Mach, USAF, night.
Night honey - THANKS for the story telling laugh - I needed it!!

usafcop64528
04-04-2005, 12:14 AM
too much Jose make me not think straight!!



Ever had that white Jose? Or maybe its called Jose Silver?

Quopper
04-04-2005, 12:17 AM
Ever had that white Jose? Or maybe its called Jose Silver?
Mmmm, I don't think so. I'm drinking Cuervo Especial, that is usually what I have. But I think I need to switch to something less lethal.

usafcop64528
04-04-2005, 12:17 AM
Could be months or years. :D
Oh well... :( Anyway, good night.

Netopalis
04-04-2005, 12:17 AM
NOPE - sorry - I think INSANITY or Under the influence can be used as a defense!

I'm telling ya: *****ty Day = No Thought Process! :eek:

PLEASE GOD do not listen to what I posted I made a GRAVE mistake!! I DESPERATELY want to keep SWAT - actually I just desperately WANT SWAT! :D :p ;)

Hey whats going on?

squad51
04-04-2005, 12:18 AM
that airforce punk in moving to alaska I thought :)

JK on the punk part....maybe... :D

ASUMach1
04-04-2005, 12:19 AM
Ouch Quop. that hurts but it's cool I know he's your true love ;) and g'nite TX.

Quopper
04-04-2005, 12:19 AM
Hey whats going on?
I had a momentary lapse of insanity and these people I thought were friends are holding it against me! :mad: Now if ONLY SWAT would hold it against me..... :eek: :D :p

tk0727
04-04-2005, 12:19 AM
that airforce punk in moving to alaska I thought :)

JK on the punk part....maybe... :D

OH, no.. didn't you hear? He's movin to Kansas.. :D

Quopper
04-04-2005, 12:20 AM
Ouch Quop. that hurts but it's cool I know he's your true love ;) and g'nite TX.
*Whispering* ASU - it's cool - I want ya both but I have to keep up the facade - just roll with it baby! I'll see ya soon! ;)

tk0727
04-04-2005, 12:21 AM
I had a momentary lapse of insanity and these people I thought were friends are holding it against me! :mad: Now if ONLY SWAT would hold it against me..... :eek: :D :p


Of course we're holding it against you, tryin to steal my men and all. :D


btw..I have something you don't.. [COLOR=Magenta]

Netopalis
04-04-2005, 12:22 AM
I had a momentary lapse of insanity and these people I thought were friends are holding it against me! :mad: Now if ONLY SWAT would hold it against me..... :eek: :D :p
Why would we hold somethign againest you?

usafcop64528
04-04-2005, 12:23 AM
that airforce punk in moving to alaska I thought :)

JK on the punk part....maybe... :D
If only I had a scanner, I'd send you the photo of the girl that I met up there....

Quopper
04-04-2005, 12:23 AM
Okay - night night y'all!

THANKS to all of you the listened to me b!tch!! I feel better - got some much needed smiles here! :)

ASU - special thanks to you! ;)

TK - listen here you heifer - SHARE!!! :D

tk0727
04-04-2005, 12:24 AM
Okay - night night y'all!

THANKS to all of you the listened to me b!tch!! I feel better - got some much needed smiles here! :)

ASU - special thanks to you! ;)

TK - listen here you heifer - SHARE!!! :D

OK, only with you..

ASUMach1
04-04-2005, 12:27 AM
Nite Quop. I'm about to do the same. Nite everyone. Nite TK

usafcop64528
04-04-2005, 12:35 AM
OK, only with you..
Can I join in on that??? Please, I'll be quiet.

usafcop64528
04-04-2005, 12:40 AM
sheesh I thought he was moving to liek alaska to get away from women... :rolleyes:
You're gonna be like that, huh?? Someone always has to be the smart as$

usafcop64528
04-04-2005, 12:53 AM
Those pics will be done soon, but I'm not posting all of them right now. I'll finish them up later cause its taking a while.

squad51
04-04-2005, 01:40 AM
do not read this post..this post made by me is a waste of a post and only posted because i felt that there should always be some activity in this thread..really stop reading, stop right now...this post means nothing, not a thing....why don't you stop.....I said this was a useless post.....you are not listening





btw I just noticed this is my 1,000 post

usafcop64528
04-04-2005, 02:04 AM
I agree. There should always be some activity. Did you notice that TK left w/o saying good night?? Am I in the dog house??

squad51
04-04-2005, 02:08 AM
DID You read my post? can you not follow directions? it SAID do not read my post!!!!!! GAWD

How much clearer can I make it??? why where you reading that post....of course if you where following directions and you didn't read my post..how could you respond to it..how cuold know what the directions are??? Hmmmm Deep Thoughts...


NO matter don't read that post! Sheesh


OK OK OK OK OK my brain is starting to cramp

squad51
04-04-2005, 02:29 AM
I just want to add something on a semi serious note.

One of the reasons I love law enforcment/Public Safety is the number of really gifted,smart,fun,cool,wise, and caring people that we work with. I have met a lof of really cool people on this O.com and am really having a good time.

usafcop64528
04-04-2005, 02:32 AM
Yeah, no kidding. Anyway, thats it for me. Got to go get a couple hours of shuteye

squad51
04-04-2005, 03:13 AM
ok bye bye

sgt162
04-04-2005, 03:29 AM
anyone still awake?

squad51
04-04-2005, 03:30 AM
define awake......... :cool:

squad51
04-04-2005, 03:32 AM
wow I din't know there was a south of georgia........ :rolleyes:

sgt162
04-04-2005, 03:38 AM
wow I din't know there was a south of georgia........ :rolleyes:
Anybody that lives above the Macon-dixon line is considered a Yankee down here. :rolleyes:

squad51
04-04-2005, 05:07 AM
Thats ok the last time I was down south I was accused to preputwaitng "the war of northren aggression" sheesh :cool: