Chat, chat, chat, chat, chat....

[Lucky Seven]

Hey, don't go talking smack about Lucky....he's a gentleman. :eek: :D


And I have my lifeguard merit badge too! :)

[Lucky Seven]

Charming personality..NIce..........I'm screwed.
LOL ;)


Just don't show em your "O" persona! :p

[Tender Lumpling]

No nude beach ??? :( Oh well...that's ok. Actually, if I went nude down there, the beach goers would need sunglasses to protect their eyes from the glare off my pasty white skin !!! :D

I do love a more laid-back lifestyle. "Beach people" in CA are pretty much all the same (with the exception of the the rich snobs.) I'm not so much "hippie-dippy" just a free, independent spirit. I take one day at a time and have a "no worries" approach to life. I'm sure I would love Austin ~ I look forward to a visit soon..... :)


I will pass on the nude beach....its close to my house and both lakes, though. I will meet you at the Oasis for dinner when yall are done.

From what I gather from your profile, you seem like an Austin kind of gal. The thing is about Austin is that the laid back free loving, Hippie Hollow(nude beach) crowd can hang with the laid back, happy keeping their clothes on in public, loving the awesome trees and lakes in Austin kind of crowd. You will love 6th street at night.....I think you will visit and wont want to leave. The rich, foofy crowd only dresses up when they have to , but you will see them wearing Crocs, shorts and t-shirts out to eat, feeding the ducks in the park.....I love Austin.

[Styx]

NIce...Beeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaatcccccccch
Sorry..couldnt resist. I have missed you. I got your email and did not respond. Beautiful ..thanks, I needed to see some smiling faces. Your husband is hunky!

[StephWhit]

Just don't show em your "O" persona! :p

WTF is that?

"O" crap, you better run or I'll kick your ***...?

[Buttercup]

And I have my lifeguard merit badge too! :)


Which makes you even more qualified to perform rescue duties, you know, from the pounding and pounding of the relentless wave action...... :D

[Lucky Seven]

WTF is that?

"O" crap, you better run or I'll kick your ***...?


The warm, friendly, helpful, non-threatening, non-violent, persona that you portray on "O" (O.Com). As evidenced by your statement above. :eek:

[Tender Lumpling]

WOW...the selflessness and generosity of the people on this site just continue to amaze me !!! ;)

Have you guys been practicing your "slow-mo" running along the beach while flexing your rippling pectorial muscles ???

Hey B.C....I burn really easily ~ could you assist me with my sunscreen ?


Styx, Buttercups, and TenderSomething! :eek:

You and I are going to be the life guards! :D :cool:

[StephWhit]

The warm, friendly, helpful, non-threatening, non-violent, persona that you portray on "O" (O.Com). As evidenced by your statement above. :eek:


Oh, I see.
Smart*****.
I love you, too........ :D ;) :p

[Lucky Seven]

Which makes you even more qualified to perform rescue duties, you know, from the pounding and pounding of the relentless wave action...... :D


When I was studying for my merit badge I learned that in addition to the relentless pounding of the waves on the beach there is a phenomena called a rip tide. It has a tendency to pull things away from shore.

So there is actually two forces at work on the beach. The relentless pounding of the waves which is pushing into or onto the beach and then a riptide which is pushing out or pulling away from the beach.

:cool:

[Styx]

No nude beach ??? :( Oh well...that's ok. Actually, if I went nude down there, the beach goers would need sunglasses to protect their eyes from the glare off my pasty white skin !!! :D

I do love a more laid-back lifestyle. "Beach people" in CA are pretty much all the same (with the exception of the the rich snobs.) I'm not so much "hippie-dippy" just a free, independent spirit. I take one day at a time and have a "no worries" approach to life. I'm sure I would Austin ~ I look forward to a visit soon..... :)
Well, I am fairly modest when it comes to my body. "Let them wonder" as my dad used to always say when I complained about not being able to wear short skirts when I was a teenager. Its not so much that I am not free-spirited and all......I just cringe at the idea of being naked with complete strangers...I mean please. Its not a sexual thing, I know, but I dont like men besides my husband and my doctor to see my nude body...I am even a little modest about that.

My body is ok.....a few scars here and there and I could care less about that...its just.....I dont know.

You would love Austin...the lakes, climbing Mt. Bonnell and seeing the whole city.....the crowd on 6th street, the laid back UT students who are mostly brilliant, but just dress different from the norm. The slogan for the Area Business here is Keep Austin Weird and that is not bad. It just means we want to be different.....many people who have never been here and are quick to judge think it means the entire city is filled with tree hugging skinny dipping loonies...its not. And so what if it was.

We are unique and I love this place! !

[Lucky Seven]

Oh, I see.
Smart*****.
I love you, too........ :D ;) :p


Yeah, sure. You were going to kick my ***** a minute ago. :cool:

[Buttercup]

WOW...the selflessness and generosity of the people on this site just continue to amaze me !!! ;)

Have you guys been practicing your "slow-mo" running along the beach while flexing your rippling pectorial muscles ???

Hey B.C....I burn really easily ~ could you assist me with my sunscreen ?


No problem, TL, as long as you do the same for me.

[Photogrrlz]

Hello there Children..... *ugh*

[Lucky Seven]

WOW...the selflessness and generosity of the people on this site just continue to amaze me !!! ;)

Have you guys been practicing your "slow-mo" running along the beach while flexing your rippling pectorial muscles ???




Oh yes. We can handle rescuing more than just one person.








:D

[Tender Lumpling]

Oooooo...a mutual rubdown !!! :p I should warn you ~ I have to use waterproof SPF 1,000 sunscreen just to keep up this transleucent skin tone !!!

No problem, TL, as long as you do the same for me.

[Styx]

Hello there Children..... *ugh*
Oh sure..you show up when we start talking about women and nude beaches........


How have you been?

[Buttercup]

When I was studying for my merit badge I learned that in addition to the relentless pounding of the waves on the beach there is a phenomena called a rip tide. It has a tendency to pull things away from shore.

So there is actually two forces at work on the beach. The relentless pounding of the waves which is pushing into or onto the beach and then a riptide which is pushing out or pulling away from the beach.

:cool:


Wow, it's good that you are so well versed in handling both the relentless pounding of the waves and the riptide pushing into the beach. :cool:

[Tender Lumpling]

I prefer the term, "maturity challenged." ;) :D


Hello there Children..... *ugh*

[Lucky Seven]

Hey Photo, how are you?


If you come up to the lifeguard shack you can watch the girls on the beach with us.

;)

[Tender Lumpling]

All this pushing and pulling is wearing me out ~ I need to sunbathe awhile....


Wow, it's good that you are so well versed in handling both the relentless pounding of the waves and the riptide pushing into the beach. :cool:

[Photogrrlz]

Oh sure..you show up when we start talking about women and nude beaches........


How have you been?


Well I always try to have good timing on nudity and women....


As for how I been.... I will survive..what doesnt kill you makes u stronger....

Actually I am watching a crackhead in the coffee shop at the moment trying to enjoy my last day off as well

[StephWhit]

Yeah, sure. You were going to kick my ***** a minute ago. :cool:

Oh no..that wasn't specified for you..Hee hee hee..
Nothing but love for my O.com brothas and sistas..

[Lucky Seven]

Wow, it's good that you are so well versed in handling both the relentless pounding of the waves and the riptide pushing into the beach. :cool:


The waves are pushing up into the beach and the riptide is pulling out away from the beach.

It provides a constant never ending movement for the beach.

[Styx]

Hey Photo, how are you?


If you come up to the lifeguard shack you can watch the girls on the beach with us.

;)
Tell you what , I would rather be on a womens only nude beach ......homosexuals included. I am a hetereosexual (did I spell that right), but would rather hang out (literally) with a group of naked women than men. Women are just easier to get along with in that situation, you know........maybe some T.H.O. with a breeze or something, but nothing much to worry about. Anytime a lesbian has hit on me and I told them I was straight, they were sorry for thinking I was gay...so nice....even polite. When I have told men who hit on me to "buzz off" they dont get it until I call security.

Whats up with that yall?

[Lucky Seven]

You really have to watch out when the tide is coming in...that can be very dangerous if you are caught unaware.

When the tide comes in the water level rises. :eek:

[Styx]

You really have to watch out when the tide is coming in...that can be very dangerous if you are caught unaware.

When the tide comes in the water level rises. :eek:
"If you caught underwear....." ???? I have never seen that...

[Photogrrlz]

ok I say its time for me to create a questionaire to use when I meet a potential partner in my life. Kinda like a application of why should I choose you...

[Lucky Seven]

Tell you what , I would rather be on a womens only nude beach ......homosexuals included. I am a hetereosexual (did I spell that right), but would rather hang out (literally) with a group of naked women than men. Women are just easier to get along with in that situation, you know........maybe some T.H.O. with a breeze or something, but nothing much to worry about. Anytime a lesbian has hit on me and I told them I was straight, they were sorry for thinking I was gay...so nice....even polite. When I have told men who hit on me to "buzz off" they dont get it until I call security.

Whats up with that yall?


It's pretty simple really. Most of us can not think when blood flow to the brain is diminished even by the slightest little bit!

Men are not real bright when it comes to some things. :confused:

[Styx]

ok I say its time for me to create a questionaire to use when I meet a potential partner in my life. Kinda like a application of why should I choose you...
Thats a good idea......let us know when you are done and we will take a look at it.....if you dont mind.

[Buttercup]

The waves are pushing up into the beach and the riptide is pulling out away from the beach.

It provides a constant never ending movement for the beach.



Even after the waves crash onto the beach, that movement still continues....how very hypnotic.

[Tender Lumpling]

*whips out go-go boots and spiral print dress*

"...I will survive...Oh, as long as I know how to love I know I'll stay alive....I've got all my life to live...and I've got all my love to give...And I'll survive, I will survive..."

As for how I been.... I will survive..

[Lucky Seven]

"If you caught underwear....." ???? I have never seen that...


UNAWARE (as in not cognizant)

[Photogrrlz]

[QUOTE=Styx] Anytime a lesbian has hit on me and I told them I was straight, they were sorry for thinking I was gay...so nice....even polite. [QUOTE]


Hehehe you just havent had the right girl hit on u :p :D

[Lucky Seven]

Even after the waves crash onto the beach, that movement still continues....how very hypnotic.


Yes, usually after a storm when the waves have caused a tremendous crashing and pounding there is a serene calmness to the ocean. :)

[Styx]

UNAWARE (as in not cognizant)
I know Goofy Gus......I was just being Styx....you should know that by now. It drives my sister crazy when I do that....

[Lucky Seven]

Well I always try to have good timing on nudity and women....


As for how I been.... I will survive..what doesnt kill you makes u stronger....

Actually I am watching a crackhead in the coffee shop at the moment trying to enjoy my last day off as well


I guess things didn't work out. Sorry to hear that.

Are you still coming out to San Diego?

[Lucky Seven]

I know Goofy Gus......I was just being Styx....you should know that by now. It drives my sister crazy when I do that....



Oops, never mind. :o

[Photogrrlz]

Steph how is ur colon? lmmo

[Photogrrlz]

Thats a good idea......let us know when you are done and we will take a look at it.....if you dont mind.


Well I as hoping for ideas


Heck I think I will make a thread......

[Buttercup]

Yes, usually after a storm when the waves have caused a tremendous crashing and pounding there is a serene calmness to the ocean. :)



The ocean is calm, the sand on the beach is damp....it must be very relaxing. And then it starts all over again. :D

[Buttercup]

Well I as hoping for ideas


Heck I think I will make a thread......



Yes, make it a thread...it will be easier for you to keep track of the ideas.

[Styx]

[QUOTE=Styx] Anytime a lesbian has hit on me and I told them I was straight, they were sorry for thinking I was gay...so nice....even polite. [QUOTE]


Hehehe you just havent had the right girl hit on u :p :D
True......the first time a lesbian ever hit on me was in my sophomore year in high school. I was clueless.

I met this girl at orientation at a new school and when school started, she hung around for a few days, even though she was a junior. Her brother was in my class and we had homeroom together and he told me to steer clear from her because she was weird. He didnt give details because their family was still in denial. I am glad I listened...she was a big trouble maker and she liked me just a bit too much...bought me Dr. Pepper, left notes in my locker, stuff like that..even after I told he to stop and that we just were not suited to be friends. I still had no idea she liked me in that way. I was young and naive.
She ended up dropping out of school because she was having a fling with our P.E. coach...a woman. The nuns did not like that too much, you know......thats when I realized she was gay and all those nice gestures were because she liked me....what a goof I am.
So there you have it...my lesbian hitting on me story...I have a few others.....all with happy endings.

[Lucky Seven]

The ocean is calm, the sand on the beach is damp....it must be very relaxing. And then it starts all over again. :D


Now you know why I am an Eagle scout. All those merit badges and knowledge that you learn.

The ocean is just one facet of the knowledge I gained! :D

Then of course knowledge is nothing without experience so field trips to learn first hand about the power and movement of the ocean and its cycle of life were important.

[Photogrrlz]

Yes, make it a thread...it will be easier for you to keep track of the ideas.


there I made the thread...hehehe

now add to it

[Buttercup]

[QUOTE=Photogrrlz][QUOTE=Styx] Anytime a lesbian has hit on me and I told them I was straight, they were sorry for thinking I was gay...so nice....even polite.
True......the first time a lesbian ever hit on me was in my sophomore year in high school. I was clueless.

I met this girl at orientation at a new school and when school started, she hung around for a few days, even though she was a junior. Her brother was in my class and we had homeroom together and he told me to steer clear from her because she was weird. He didnt give details because their family was still in denial. I am glad I listened...she was a big trouble maker and she liked me just a bit too much...bought me Dr. Pepper, left notes in my locker, stuff like that..even after I told he to stop and that we just were not suited to be friends. I still had no idea she liked me in that way. I was young and naive.
She ended up dropping out of school because she was having a fling with our P.E. coach...a woman. The nuns did not like that too much, you know......thats when I realized she was gay and all those nice gestures were because she liked me....what a goof I am.
So there you have it...my lesbian hitting on me story...I have a few others.....all with happy endings.



Women have hit on me before. I think it's flattering whenever anyone hits on me. :)

[Photogrrlz]

I guess things didn't work out. Sorry to hear that.

Are you still coming out to San Diego?


Naw..... Didn't work out..... But hey my friends say its for the best....

HELL YEAH I am still coming to san dawg...... :D

6mths

[Photogrrlz]

[QUOTE=Styx][QUOTE=Photogrrlz]



Women have hit on me before. I think it's flattering whenever anyone hits on me. :)


I never get hit on.....


Esp. right now.... I have posion ivy on my face and behind my ears..... Not cute :mad:

[Lucky Seven]

[QUOTE=Styx][QUOTE=Photogrrlz]



Women have hit on me before. I think it's flattering whenever anyone hits on me. :)


I didn't think it was politically correct to "hit" on anyone now days. In some ways I would hate to be young again.

Boy: Hi, I was wondering if you would read and sign this disclaimer and agreement not to sue for sexual harassment before I ask you out on a date.

Months later....

Boy: Would you provide me with a certified bill of health from your doctor, that you do not have any diseases. Here is my certificate.

Perhaps we could make an appointment for a romantic evening after the certificates are authenticated by our attorneys.

[Buttercup]

Now you know why I am an Eagle scout. All those merit badges and knowledge that you learn.

The ocean is just one facet of the knowledge I gained! :D

Then of course knowledge is nothing without experience so field trips to learn first hand about the power and movement of the ocean and its cycle of life were important.


Oh, it just goes without saying that field trips are of paramount importance. Your knowledge, combined with your practical skills, certainly make you a formidable example of a lifeguard, Lucky. I would be honored to be rescued by you. Perhaps you can share your knowledge of other areas with us one day. ;) :cool:

Although I did not know until now that you an an Eagle scount, I am not surprised a bit. :)

Eagle scout? That really is very impressive. :D

[Lucky Seven]

Naw..... Didn't work out..... But hey my friends say its for the best....

Well I hate to agree, but from what little I remember...you were not a happy person. That is not how a relationship should work.

HELL YEAH I am still coming to san dawg...... :D

6mths

Any ideas on departments you will apply to?

[Styx]

[QUOTE=Styx][QUOTE=Photogrrlz]



Women have hit on me before. I think it's flattering whenever anyone hits on me. :)
I dont care if someone hits one me.....whoever....I just want then to go away once I tell them i cant be picked up.
Gay bars are the best place to go if str8 women dont want to get bugged by men. Once you tell the women you are straight ...they leave you alone or even if they stick around to chat with you...they are not annoying. Well, not all of them anyway.

I went to a gay bar once and it was really more of a cafe in the daytime that served alcohol....dance music at night. I got carded by our waiter who was a man and pretty much obviously gay...he was a hoot. He saw my D.L and said, ooh, honey good picture....I think I would go straight for one night with you. I blushed and laughed. Then he said, "Oooh, honey..and youre modest, too..you go girl." I though that was so sweet. If it had been a str8
man, I probably would have called security on him.

[Buttercup]

[QUOTE=Buttercup][QUOTE=Styx]


I didn't think it was politically correct to "hit" on anyone now days. In some ways I would hate to be young again.

Boy: Hi, I was wondering if you would read and sign this disclaimer and agreement not to sue for sexual harassment before I ask you out on a date.

Months later....

Boy: Would you provide me with a certified bill of health from your doctor, that you do not have any diseases. Here is my certificate.

Perhaps we could make an appointment for a romantic evening after the certificates are authenticated by our attorneys.


Lol, that's pretty funny! :D

Yes, it still happens, PC or not. :D

[Photogrrlz]

Well I hate to agree, but from what little I remember...you were not a happy person. That is not how a relationship should work.



Any ideas on departments you will apply to?


Yea I have a couple of ideas, I am also looking into some military stuff at the moment as well.... See what happens..... I am just so tired of Ohio and lack of diversity :mad:

[Styx]

[QUOTE=Buttercup][QUOTE=Styx]


I never get hit on.....


Esp. right now.... I have posion ivy on my face and behind my ears..... Not cute :mad:
If I was gay, I would hit on you.......love the Navy uniform, you know!

[Lucky Seven]

Oh, it just goes without saying that field trips are of paramount importance. Your knowledge, combined with your practical skills, certainly make you a formidable example of a lifeguard, Lucky. I would be honored to be rescued by you. Perhaps you can share your knowledge of other areas with us one day. ;) :cool:

Although I did not know until now that you an an Eagle scount, I am not surprised a bit. :)

Eagle scout? That really is very impressive. :D


Actually as a kid, it seemed dumb at the time to go to all the trouble it required. But it was a challenge and I wasn't going to let it beat me. After I completed everything I was really glad I finished, even though being in scouts was not cool back then.

Looking back, the scouting experience was really alot of fun. We did alot of camping and back packing trips, had a summer camp, and really did learn alot of stuff that can be used throughout life. Even just simple things like learning how to tie knots.

I wish my kids had stayed with it, but now days it is really not cool I guess.

[Buttercup]

Actually as a kid, it seemed dumb at the time to go to all the trouble it required. But it was a challenge and I wasn't going to let it beat me. After I completed everything I was really glad I finished, even though being in scouts was not cool back then.

Looking back, the scouting experience was really alot of fun. We did alot of camping and back packing trips, had a summer camp, and really did learn alot of stuff that can be used throughout life. Even just simple things like learning how to tie knots.

I wish my kids had stayed with it, but now days it is really not cool I guess.


A friend's son is working his way toward Eagle...I'm not sure what level he is now (he's 13, if that's a guideline, and he would kill me for not knowing, lol). He loves being involved in Scouting. :)

[Lucky Seven]

A friend's son is working his way toward Eagle...I'm not sure what level he is now (he's 13, if that's a guideline, and he would kill me for not knowing, lol). He loves being involved in Scouting. :)


I would imagine he has a while to go. I never dreamed as a kid that it meant anything. When I was in my first interview for my job it came up and one of the panel members seemed almost incredulous that kids still acheived it. (That was many moons ago now, but I think it helped me get the job).

Nowdays all you hear about is things like a scoutmaster molesting kids in the troop. But I think, minus incidents like that, it is still a valuable learning experience.

[BaseballBabe]

Hello L7 and BC and Photo and anyone else

[Buttercup]

I would imagine he has a while to go. I never dreamed as a kid that it meant anything. When I was in my first interview for my job it came up and one of the panel members seemed almost incredulous that kids still acheived it. (That was many moons ago now, but I think it helped me get the job).

Nowdays all you hear about is things like a scoutmaster molesting kids in the troop. But I think, minus incidents like that, it is still a valuable learning experience.


I have to find out what level he's in. His parents (and I) are very proud of him, and he's getting a lot out of the experience. And you're right - you generally only hear about the negatives because they're deemed "newsworthy," which is a shame because it casts a shadow on the whole organization.

[Buttercup]

Hello L7 and BC and Photo and anyone else


Hi, BBB, who will not give me a bachelorette party. :eek: :D :D

[BaseballBabe]

Hi, BBB, who will not give me a bachelorette party. :eek: :D :D


You gonna hold that over my head aren't ya. :rolleyes: :p

I think Luke likes my idea of a bachelorette party with whipped cream,oils,handcuffs and ummmm what was the other thing. :o

[Lucky Seven]

Hello L7 and BC and Photo and anyone else


Hi BBB. :)


Gotta run...things to do. See yall later! :D

[Buttercup]

You gonna hold that over my head aren't ya. :rolleyes: :p

I think Luke likes my idea of a bachelorette party with whipped cream,oils,handcuffs and ummmm what was the other thing. :o


Yeah, but I'm the bachelorette!!! :D :D

[BaseballBabe]

Yeah, but I'm the bachelorette!!! :D :D


Bye L7...

Well tell that to Luke.... I am sure he'll share. ;) :p

[Photogrrlz]

Hello L7 and BC and Photo and anyone else


what up 3BBBBBBBBBBBBBBs

[BaseballBabe]

what up 3BBBBBBBBBBBBBBs


Hi ya Photo...

Just relaxing in between one job and then to the next.

Man I wish I only worked one job. I hate working two jobs.

:(

[Photogrrlz]

I am sitting here watching Weeds....... and itching to death....

[Buttercup]

Bye L7...

Well tell that to Luke.... I am sure he'll share. ;) :p


It's nice to share. :) Luke was the one who suggested that you give the party, lol. That's okay, BBB, I'm sure that someone else will step up to the plate. :D

[Photogrrlz]

ugh... I feel like crapola

[Photogrrlz]

I can't wait for the new season of THE L Word

[BaseballBabe]

I can't wait for the new season of THE L Word


How did you get poison ivy on you. Did you roll in it?

:p

My stomach hurts and my eyes feel like they are going to fall out.

[Photogrrlz]

How did you get poison ivy on you. Did you roll in it?

:p

My stomach hurts and my eyes feel like they are going to fall out.


I am not sure how I got it..... But it is spreading...

My neck, ears, by my eye, elbow......

[BaseballBabe]

Bye all ....

Off to get lunch and get ready for work.

Trying to stay warm too..... its freezing here! :eek:

BBB :cool:

[Photogrrlz]

I am watching Ellen DeGeneres show now.... she rocks....

[Styx]

I am sitting here watching Weeds....... and itching to death....
Dont scratch...get some Calydryl clear for your face. My in laws just had poison ivy attacks and used that. My bro in law finally just went to the doc to get a steroids shot and some RX meds.
I rememember once , when I was a munchkin, getting nasty chigger bites all over my legs and I just had to scratch....my mom made some mitten type things out of silky type of material and when I wanted to scratch, I just rubbed the material softly on my legs and it really helped.......no infections, no scars......

How in the sam hell did you get that stuff on your face? you must have touched it with your hand some how and then scratched your face with the pollen things on there.....

[Styx]

I am watching Ellen DeGeneres show now.... she rocks....
I like Ellen...her clothes are great! She is pretty funny too

[Photogrrlz]

Dont scratch...get some Calydryl clear for your face. My in laws just had poison ivy attacks and used that. My bro in law finally just went to the doc to get a steroids shot and some RX meds.
I rememember once , when I was a munchkin, getting nasty chigger bites all over my legs and I just had to scratch....my mom made some mitten type things out of silky type of material and when I wanted to scratch, I just rubbed the material softly on my legs and it really helped.......no infections, no scars......

How in the sam hell did you get that stuff on your face? you must have touched it with your hand some how and then scratched your face with the pollen things on there.....

Well I bought that and put it on.... Not sure how I got it... Except in my drunken stooper being in the wooded area around my house. hence why its on my face arms and all that crap.....

[Photogrrlz]

I like Ellen...her clothes are great! She is pretty funny too


Yea she is such a good role model also...

On the flip side, she has raised 5.5 million dollars for the hurricane relief fund. She is from NO or at least LA I forget fo shizzle

[Styx]

Yea she is such a good role model also...

On the flip side, she has raised 5.5 million dollars for the hurricane relief fund. She is from NO or at least LA I forget fo shizzle
She is a New Orleans gal; my sister in law went to college with her brother...I think!

[Chiller]

What up peeps?


See ya peeps?



Me gots to go pee peeps.

[Buttercup]

Hello anyone

[Ninjagirl]

hey girlie

[toni_tk]

Hola chicas. Como estan? Ay.........tengo sueno.

[Buttercup]

Vous sont comment les dames ce soir? Je suis bien. :D

[toni_tk]

Vous sont comment les dames ce soir? Je suis bien. :D

Repitan por favor....no comprendo. :confused:


No speak French. :D

[Buttercup]

Repitan por favor....no comprendo. :confused:


No speak French. :D



What, you don't French??? :D

[toni_tk]

What, you don't French??? :D


French as in what? ...........are you talking about? It depends. LOL. :eek: :cool:

[Buttercup]

French as in what? ...........are you talking about? It depends. LOL. :eek: :cool:



Oh, dear, I meant to say SPEAK French. :D

I don't speak it very well, lol.

[ecpd170]

Hello And Goodbye People

[Tender Lumpling]

When I was in HS, I had this one female friend I was very close to. She had a bf, but you could tell she loved him and wasn't "in love" with him. There was 10 of us in a tight click of friends - after HS, she revealed she was a lesbian and all of our other female friends abandon her, except me. We became even closer after her revelation and eventually she started hitting on me. I was quite flattered (she was gorgeous) but I told her all I could ever be was her friend ( I was dating two guys at the time.) We stayed close until she moved back East for college and we lost touch.

I also enjoyed going to bars with my gay male friends and dancing the night away with both men and women. Some of the best nights out on the town were with my best friend and his gay friends down in Laguna Beach !!!


[QUOTE=Photogrrlz][QUOTE=Styx] Anytime a lesbian has hit on me and I told them I was straight, they were sorry for thinking I was gay...so nice....even polite.
True......the first time a lesbian ever hit on me was in my sophomore year in high school. I was clueless.

I met this girl at orientation at a new school and when school started, she hung around for a few days, even though she was a junior. Her brother was in my class and we had homeroom together and he told me to steer clear from her because she was weird. He didnt give details because their family was still in denial. I am glad I listened...she was a big trouble maker and she liked me just a bit too much...bought me Dr. Pepper, left notes in my locker, stuff like that..even after I told he to stop and that we just were not suited to be friends. I still had no idea she liked me in that way. I was young and naive.
She ended up dropping out of school because she was having a fling with our P.E. coach...a woman. The nuns did not like that too much, you know......thats when I realized she was gay and all those nice gestures were because she liked me....what a goof I am.
So there you have it...my lesbian hitting on me story...I have a few others.....all with happy endings.

[usafcop64528]

Hey people

[tk0727]

Hello And Goodbye People

always leavin when I'm comin on

[usafcop64528]

always leavin when I'm comin on
who are you coming on to?!? Just kidding. I'm glad to see you on. I'm up here at my base and getting settled in. How are you?

[tk0727]

who are you coming on to?!? Just kidding. I'm glad to see you on. I'm up here at my base and getting settled in. How are you?

I am comin on to everyone..j/k.. I was actually talking to an old friend that I haven't seen in awhile. And tryin to stay awake on my night off.

[usafcop64528]

I am comin on to everyone..j/k.. I was actually talking to an old friend that I haven't seen in awhile. And tryin to stay awake on my night off.
Yeah, I drew nights here. I'm actually really glad about it. I think I'm going to really enjoy this base. I better, cause I'm here for another three years.

[tk0727]

Yeah, I drew nights here. I'm actually really glad about it. I think I'm going to really enjoy this base. I better, cause I'm here for another three years.

I'm ok with midnights, just want different days off again so I can have a LIFE.. only nights off ar e tuesdays and wednesdays. working more now than when you were here too. Pulled 60 hours awake 2 weeks ago and then 47 hours with no sleep last weekend. I finally crashed and slept for 9 hours .. yeah... that's the most I've had in like 2 months...
takin to your bro on im now too.

[usafcop64528]

I'm ok with midnights, just want different days off again so I can have a LIFE.. only nights off ar e tuesdays and wednesdays. working more now than when you were here too. Pulled 60 hours awake 2 weeks ago and then 47 hours with no sleep last weekend. I finally crashed and slept for 9 hours .. yeah... that's the most I've had in like 2 months...
takin to your bro on im now too.
Ok, well, I'm gonna run. Have fun and I'll talk to you later. Tell my bro hi to please.

[Photogrrlz]

hello there children

[Buttercup]

Hey Photo, how are you this morning?

[Photogrrlz]

Hey Photo, how are you this morning?


I am good except for the fact I am having a thrilling day at work...... :rolleyes:

[Photogrrlz]

Oh and I forgot how r u?

[Buttercup]

Oh and I forgot how r u?



Just okay. Not great. :(

How's you poison ivy problem?

[Photogrrlz]

Oh and I forgot....



THIS POISON IVY IS DRIVING ME INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :(

[Buttercup]

Oh and I forgot....



THIS POISON IVY IS DRIVING ME INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :(



Well, that answers my question. Are you still using whatever stuff you have to ease the itching?

[StephWhit]

Good morning..O.cumers.

[Buttercup]

Good morning..O.cumers.



Howdy, Stephaflea

[Photogrrlz]

Well, that answers my question. Are you still using whatever stuff you have to ease the itching?


yes, but I woke up various hours itching... at least it doesnt look like it has spread anymore.... blah

[Photogrrlz]

Good morning..O.cumers.


What up Stephaho....lmmo.... That kinda sounds like stuffaho

[Buttercup]

What up Stephaho....lmmo.... That kinda sounds like stuffaho


Stephaho...that's a good one

[e-man]

Good morning..O.cumers.
STEPH where you at goil
Hi guys and gals how be everyone this morning???I hate rush hour traffic, Why do they call it RUSH HOUR when NO ONE can RUSH around..???

[toni_tk]

UGLINESS. URRRRGGGH. :eek: :mad:

E-man, you say the most damn adorable things from time to time. Oooooooooooh, I wanna squeeze your cheeks so bad. ;) :cool:

[e-man]

UGLINESS. URRRRGGGH. :eek: :mad:

E-man, you say the most damn adorable things from time to time. Oooooooooooh, I wanna squeeze your cheeks so bad. ;) :cool:
Yeah I got some cheeks I bet you wanna squeeze :D

[Photogrrlz]

UGLINESS. URRRRGGGH. :eek: :mad:

E-man, you say the most damn adorable things from time to time. Oooooooooooh, I wanna squeeze your cheeks so bad. ;) :cool:


ooooo I am telling BCups on you.... U cheating on her already.... lmmo

[Buttercup]

Hi e-man & toni

[Photogrrlz]

Anyone want to rub their body against my poison?????? lmmo

[toni_tk]

Anyone want to rub their body against my poison?????? lmmo

No thanks. Let me know when you're poison free!!

[Buttercup]

Anyone want to rub their body against my poison?????? lmmo


Hmm. I'd have to say......no.

[Photogrrlz]

No thanks. Let me know when you're poison free!!


Heck if I know..... I wonder how long it will take for this to clear....... Ugh :(

[e-man]

Heck if I know..... I wonder how long it will take for this to clear....... Ugh :(
HA LO how you doing? hahahah Iam sooo funny. I mean HELLO

[e-man]

Anyone want to rub their body against my poison?????? lmmo
I dont care, Ill take the plunge but you might cross the fence back to manly man side :D :eek:

[Photogrrlz]

HA LO how you doing? hahahah Iam sooo funny. I mean HELLO


hahahha you think you are sooooooooooo funny :p

[Photogrrlz]

I dont care, Ill take the plunge but you might cross the fence back to manly man side :D :eek:


not even on a bad hair day would I play with undetachable stix..... :D

[Buttercup]

not even on a bad hair day would I play with undetachable stix..... :D


"undetachable stix," that's funny... :D

[toni_tk]

Hi Buttercup. How are you? :)

E-man, I DO....I DO YOU. LOL. ;)

[Photogrrlz]

"undetachable stix," that's funny... :D


hey what can I say I try....

Grr I wish I could use AIM or Yahoo on this puter..... Only have MSN messager

[Buttercup]

Hi Buttercup. How are you? :)

E-man, I DO....I DO YOU. LOL. ;)


I'm so-so, and you?

[Photogrrlz]

**applying more lotion to my pain**


It so burns........

[Buttercup]

**applying more lotion to my pain**


It so burns........


It can't possibly last much longer, hopefully....

[e-man]

**applying more lotion to my pain**


It so burns........
I am really good at applying lotion and stuff to female body parts. Just ask my wife about the late night last night :eek: :p :p
Keep it clean folks. Keep it clean....

[toni_tk]

I'm so-so, and you?


Doing alright. It's really humid and I'm skipping lunch to go home at 4pm.

[Photogrrlz]

It can't possibly last much longer, hopefully....


yes it can and will knowing how my luck is.........

[Buttercup]

Doing alright. It's really humid and I'm skipping lunch to go home at 4pm.


It's humid here, too...

[LovnTheFuzz]

Hey girls!! :D Been a while.. of course, i worked the last 3 days.. now i have the next SEVEN OFF :eek: I love my job :D

Sorry to read about your Poison Ivy Photo - that's gotta be hell :(

[Buttercup]

Hey girls!! :D Been a while.. of course, i worked the last 3 days.. now i have the next SEVEN OFF :eek: I love my job :D

Sorry to read about your Poison Ivy Photo - that's gotta be hell :(



Hey LTF, nice to see you

[LovnTheFuzz]

Hey LTF, nice to see you

And nice to see you Butter! I feel like i've been gone for a long time :confused: - but i haven't really.

I see i missed USAF and EC last night - BOOOOOOooooo

[Buttercup]

And nice to see you Butter! I feel like i've been gone for a long time :confused: - but i haven't really.

I see i missed USAF and EC last night - BOOOOOOooooo


Maybe your luck will improve....

I am being way too optimistic today, lol. I think I'm trying to psych myself out, you know, some mind over matter crap, lol.

[toni_tk]

I am really good at applying lotion and stuff to female body parts.

Yea, I remember. You have a way with your hands. Real nice. :eek:

[LovnTheFuzz]

Maybe your luck will improve....

I am being way too optimistic today, lol. I think I'm trying to psych myself out, you know, some mind over matter crap, lol.

It only works for so long! My optimism runs this direction... "This guy really isn't a lying jerk.. he's a good guy... he's honest... " Then i snap into reality :p

[LovnTheFuzz]

Yea, I remember. You have a way with your hands. Real nice. :eek:

So do i Toni... you'll find out soon enough :D

[Buttercup]

It only works for so long! My optimism runs this direction... "This guy really isn't a lying jerk.. he's a good guy... he's honest... " Then i snap into reality :p


Lol, that's pretty funny....

[The Colonel(44)]

Good Afternoon Ladies & Gents :)

[LovnTheFuzz]

Lol, that's pretty funny....

Yeah.. it is when i look back on it! :o

[Buttercup]

Yeah.. it is when i look back on it! :o


Time does have a way of changing perspectives sometimes, doesn't it?

[The Colonel(44)]

Has anybody heard from TxLady in a while :confused:

[Photogrrlz]

Hey girls!! :D Been a while.. of course, i worked the last 3 days.. now i have the next SEVEN OFF :eek: I love my job :D

Sorry to read about your Poison Ivy Photo - that's gotta be hell :(


Well happy 7 days off....

And yes it is hell...... I itch and not in a good way....... So until it is gone I will whine.... Just ask BCups

WHOA WHOA WHOA

[Photogrrlz]

It only works for so long! My optimism runs this direction... "This guy really isn't a lying jerk.. he's a good guy... he's honest... " Then i snap into reality :p


ok that sounds like me.....but instead of a male just add female...lmmo

[Buttercup]

Well happy 7 days off....

And yes it is hell...... I itch and not in a good way....... So until it is gone I will whine.... Just ask BCups

WHOA WHOA WHOA


Yes, she will whine, but that's okay.

FINALLY, my whoa, whoa, whoas.....I've been waiting forever.....

[Photogrrlz]

Yes, she will whine, but that's okay.

FINALLY, my whoa, whoa, whoas.....I've been waiting forever.....


Good things come to those who wait.....lmmo :D

[Buttercup]

Good things come to those who wait.....lmmo :D


Yes, I know...and patience is a virtue, blah, blah, blah... :D

[Photogrrlz]

Yes, I know...and patience is a virtue, blah, blah, blah... :D

Well in your case with my POISON IVY, you have to wait for at least a week.....

[Buttercup]

Well in your case with my POISON IVY, you have to wait for at least a week.....



A whole week? Bummer...... :D

[Buttercup]

I'm hungry, and believe it or not I don't feel like cooking.......

[Photogrrlz]

A whole week? Bummer...... :D


Well heck its been a week for me as of this past Monday.... I am having withdraws, but this poison ivy is keeping the womyns away far far away :(

[Photogrrlz]

I'm hungry, and believe it or not I don't feel like cooking.......


Well cook me something to eat....




Then again I am edible.....lmmo

[Buttercup]

Well cook me something to eat....




Then again I am edible.....lmmo





If I'm not cooking for me, I'm not cooking for anybody. :D




Yes, but afterwards I'd still be hungry...lmao.

[Photogrrlz]

If I'm not cooking for me, I'm not cooking for anybody. :D




Yes, but afterwards I'd still be hungry...lmao.


I am not just anybody I am the HLIC aka the wedding planner....If you cook I may allow one male stripper.......


And yes you would still be hungry.......for more....lmmo

[Buttercup]

I am not just anybody I am the HLIC aka the wedding planner....If you cook I may allow one male stripper.......


And yes you would still be hungry.......for more....lmmo


Three male strippers, and I'll cook breakfast the next day......






Exactly. I WOULD be hungry for more....lmao

[Photogrrlz]

Three male strippers, and I'll cook breakfast the next day......






Exactly. I WOULD be hungry for more....lmao


ummm I don't like breakfast foods that well.....


Also it would be hunger for me

[Buttercup]

ummm I don't like breakfast foods that well.....


Also it would be hunger for me



Okay, two male strippers and I'll keep Chiller away from you. :D



I just don't think I can put myself through the pain of yearning for more.

[Photogrrlz]

Okay, two male strippers and I'll keep Chiller away from you. :D



I just don't think I can put myself through the pain of yearning for more.


Keep all males away and a deal.....




Pain can be pleasure sometimes

[Buttercup]

Keep all males away and a deal.....




Pain can be pleasure sometimes



So Chiller can stay, then, right? Does he count? :D



The line between pleasure and pain is a fine one that can sometimes be blurred, yes.

[ecpd170]

whats up people :D

[Buttercup]

whats up people :D


Well, well, well - nice to see you...

[Styx]

whats up people :D
Howdy....what new?

[Styx]

Well, well, well - nice to see you...
Cute avatar Butterboobs

[ecpd170]

not much new here same sh8t just another day what about you people

[Styx]

not much new here same sh8t just another day what about you people
Oh...same old thing. I am getting a new gray hair everyday...whats up with that? I found a cluster on my hairline and went goofy...had them colored, but found some more and figured I would just let it happen and see how I look. If I look like an old hag, I will color it...if I look distinguished, I will keep it. I am only 37; I should not look old.

[ecpd170]

Oh...same old thing. I am getting a new gray hair everyday...whats up with that? I found a cluster on my hairline and went goofy...had them colored, but found some more and figured I would just let it happen and see how I look. If I look like an old hag, I will color it...if I look distinguished, I will keep it. I am only 37; I should not look old.
well if it makes you feel any better i was 17 when i started losing my hair and now i am bald :(

[Buttercup]

Cute avatar Butterboobs


Thanks, Styx :)

[Buttercup]

well if it makes you feel any better i was 17 when i started losing my hair and now i am bald :(


Bald heads are very fashionable.

[Styx]

well if it makes you feel any better i was 17 when i started losing my hair and now i am bald :(
Really....but I bet it looks cute.

[LovnTheFuzz]

well if it makes you feel any better i was 17 when i started losing my hair and now i am bald :(

Well, if it makes YOU feel any better - bald or not, you are adorable!

I got bumped off earlier, this PC is a POS! I need to get mine up and running again... :mad: This is the first time i've been able to get back on all day... and now i have to go... :(

Talk to you folks later.. i gotta hit to road. Going 'home' to Cali for a few days. Have a great weekend all!

[ecpd170]

Bald heads are very fashionable.
yeah i guess so if you have the body for it but i dont and it makes my face look fat as hell lol

[Buttercup]

yeah i guess so if you have the body for it but i dont and it makes my face look fat as hell lol


Oh, you're being silly, no it doesn't. And don't argue with me today, I'm fragile. :o

Plus, have you forgotten that I've seen you? :cool:

[Styx]

yeah i guess so if you have the body for it but i dont and it makes my face look fat as hell lol
I replied to your pm......reply so I can see what you look like too.

Everybody has seen me, right? I am thinking about removing my pic from my profile, so if you dont know what I look like.......get 'r done.

[ecpd170]

Oh, you're being silly, no it doesn't. And don't argue with me today, I'm fragile. :o

Plus, have you forgotten that I've seen you? :cool:
ok i wont argue with you and yeah i did for get that you have seen me :p dork

[Buttercup]

ok i wont argue with you and yeah i did for get that you have seen me :p dork


Yeah, I'm the one who's a dork.... :p :D

[ecpd170]

Yeah, I'm the one who's a dork.... :p :D
you are dont argue with me :D

[Buttercup]

you are dont argue with me :D



You're a bigger dork than I am, dork. :D

[squad51]

dork dork dork dork..........

[Styx]

I am removing my picture from my profile..........I am having nightmares about who is looking at it ........so it must go.

[Buttercup]

dork dork dork dork..........


ECPD!!! Squad is calling you!!!! :D :D


Hi Squad :)

[Styx]

I have to get going children.......will chat tomorrow!

What the heck will I make for din-din????


Buttercup ..send ideas through mind reading....

[Buttercup]

I have to get going children.......will chat tomorrow!

What the heck will I make for din-din????


Buttercup ..send ideas through mind reading....


Bye Styx, I'll do just that. Do what I'm doing for dinner tonight...make a phone call and have it delivered. :)

[Medea]

I have to get going children.......will chat tomorrow!

What the heck will I make for din-din????


Buttercup ..send ideas through mind reading....Go to Super Walmart Frozen food section Pick up some Chicken Corden Blu heat oven to 375 cook for 35 minutes serve with toss salad and sister shubert roles, :)

[Styx]

Bye Styx, I'll do just that. Do what I'm doing for dinner tonight...make a phone call and have it delivered. :)
MMMMM...chinese food........

you know; I have leftover pizza and spaghetti and we need to finish that before it spoils. Maybe that is what we will have.

[Buttercup]

MMMMM...chinese food........

you know; I have leftover pizza and spaghetti and we need to finish that before it spoils. Maybe that is what we will have.



Chinese food is always good.......

[usafcop64528]

Hi everyone

[Buttercup]

Good morning.....

[Styx]

Howdy kittie cats........

B-cup; we ended up having peanut butter and jelly sandwiches last night.

[e-man]

Styx my sista how u dooin?
Well peeps, my dental er, ORAL surgery is done and boy am I hungry. :confused: Nah I just want to eeat but I cant feel anything...

[Buttercup]

Howdy kittie cats........

B-cup; we ended up having peanut butter and jelly sandwiches last night.


Peanut butter and jelly is good.


Hello e-man. Your oral surgery went well?

[e-man]

YEah, I didnt YAK , but let me tell you the smell of a tooth being drilled down smells like a DEAD DEER. Sorry but it is not a pleasant smell. Overall if anyoine cares it went ok. I just cant feel anything and am now starting to drool... :p

[Buttercup]

YEah, I didnt YAK , but let me tell you the smell of a tooth being drilled down smells like a DEAD DEER. Sorry but it is not a pleasant smell. Overall if anyoine cares it went ok. I just cant feel anything and am now starting to drool... :p


Drooling? More than usual? :D

[Styx]

Styx my sista how u dooin?
Well peeps, my dental er, ORAL surgery is done and boy am I hungry. :confused: Nah I just want to eeat but I cant feel anything...
I am ok, my brotha! Its a gloomy day over here.....wish the sun would come out.

Glad your surgery went ok....I just had my teeth cleaned yesterday....no problems with that.

what did you have done..I dont recall if you mentioned it. I usually skip any dental stories because I have a thing about teeth and blood...dont know why.

[Buttercup]

I am ok, my brotha! Its a gloomy day over here.....wish the sun would come out.

Glad your surgery went ok....I just had my teeth cleaned yesterday....no problems with that.

what did you have done..I dont recall if you mentioned it. I usually skip any dental stories because I have a thing about teeth and blood...dont know why.


Oh, you skip teeth and blood, but anything that comes out of your nose is okay??? :eek: :D

[Styx]

YEah, I didnt YAK , but let me tell you the smell of a tooth being drilled down smells like a DEAD DEER. Sorry but it is not a pleasant smell. Overall if anyoine cares it went ok. I just cant feel anything and am now starting to drool... :p
I care.....just think of Kramer from that Seinfeld episode where he is drooling after a dental visit and Jimmy slips and gets hurt. That will make you laugh.

Drilled tooth smell like Burned bone. Its sounds funnier in Spanish.

[Buttercup]

I care.....just think of Kramer from that Seinfeld episode where he is drooling after a dental visit and Jimmy slips and gets hurt. That will make you laugh.

Drilled tooth smell like Burned bone. Its sounds funnier in Spanish.


I don't care at all, that's why I asked if it went well. :D

Styx, I was thinking the same thing about the Seinfeld episode, lol.

[Styx]

Oh, you skip teeth and blood, but anything that comes out of your nose is okay??? :eek: :D
Naturally.....snot is funny. Teeth and blood are not. Teeth alone are ok...blood alone I can deal with. Together...no....

[Buttercup]

Naturally.....snot is funny. Teeth and blood are not. Teeth alone are ok...blood alone I can deal with. Together...no....


And I can't handle mucus and its derivatives.

[Styx]

And I can't handle mucus and its derivatives.
I know...and I will stop even though I am tempted to write something gross. I wont...because you are my friend... (AW SHUCKS....)

[Photogrrlz]

Hello there children, I must go do a report now

[Buttercup]

I know...and I will stop even though I am tempted to write something gross. I wont...because you are my friend... (AW SHUCKS....)


No, no...although I do appreciate your kind offer, I would never want to be responsible for stifling someone's creativity.

[Buttercup]

Hello there children, I must go do a report now


Hello RezLez... :D

[Styx]

No, no...although I do appreciate your kind offer, I would never want to be responsible for stifling someone's creativity.
The moment has passed.....

One of my best friends in high school had a weak bladder ....and I was a real clown back then and would make her laugh so hard sometimes, she would have to run to the bathroom. I thought it was so funny back then, but now when I think about it, I feel bad that I did that...because sometimes I would keep clowning around knowing she would eventually have to leave......it was just so funny to me.
We are still friends and she still thinks I am a riot for some reason. I have calmed down a lot since junior high and high school. She does not have that problem anymore and laughs freely at my jokes.. Once, I told her how bad I felt about doing that, she told me it os one of her best memories of our many moments together as teenagers. I still feel bad though.
I was reminded of that feeling when you got grossed out at some snot joke I was going on and on about and Dave had to save you..........My clowing around shouldnt hurt others, you know! Especially people I like.

[Buttercup]

The moment has passed.....

One of my best friends in high school had a weak bladder ....and I was a real clown back then and would make her laugh so hard sometimes, she would have to run to the bathroom. I thought it was so funny back then, but now when I think about it, I feel bad that I did that...because sometimes I would keep clowning around knowing she would eventually have to leave......it was just so funny to me.
We are still friends and she still thinks I am a riot for some reason. I have calmed down a lot since junior high and high school. She does not have that problem anymore and laughs freely at my jokes.. Once, I told her how bad I felt about doing that, she told me it os one of her best memories of our many moments together as teenagers. I still feel bad though.
I was reminded of that feeling when you got grossed out at some snot joke I was going on and on about and Dave had to save you..........My clowing around shouldnt hurt others, you know! Especially people I like.


Really, Styx, don't stop making your snot jokes...they don't make me physically ill or anything like that...it's just gross.

[e-man]

Gee I didnt know you ladies { :D :D :rolleyes: } got sooo muich joy out of a small post about teeth and smelly bone drilling.. :eek:
WOW you guys are coool... No blood just some drooooooooooool. Damn I cant stop salivating. and I NEEEEEED coffeeeee....Oh can one of you lovely ladies come over and rub my jaw, I cant feel that either and I got an itch that I cant scratch or get rid of...

[Styx]

Really, Styx, don't stop making your snot jokes...they don't make me physically ill or anything like that...it's just gross.
OK.....but the time has to be right, you know. Those loogie moments dont just happen. Once the weather starts getting nuts over here with cold fronts and then 90 degree humid days all in the same week , I will have some Juicy Mucus Moments to write about.

[Styx]

Gee I didnt know you ladies { :D :D :rolleyes: } got sooo muich joy out of a small post about teeth and smelly bone drilling.. :eek:
WOW you guys are coool... No blood just some drooooooooooool. Damn I cant stop salivating. and I NEEEEEED coffeeeee....Oh can one of you lovely ladies come over and rub my jaw, I cant feel that either and I got an itch that I cant scratch or get rid of...
I cant scratch that itch, honey....we are married folk.

[Buttercup]

Gee I didnt know you ladies { :D :D :rolleyes: } got sooo muich joy out of a small post about teeth and smelly bone drilling.. :eek:
WOW you guys are coool... No blood just some drooooooooooool. Damn I cant stop salivating. and I NEEEEEED coffeeeee....Oh can one of you lovely ladies come over and rub my jaw, I cant feel that either and I got an itch that I cant scratch or get rid of...



Hee hee, you said drilling. Okay, I'll be right there to rub your jaw, too bad you won't feel anything. :D I'd better wear something to protect myself from all the drool, though. :D

[e-man]

Not MAJOR drool just annoying drool. Kinda like the kids when they were younger... I dont know if I shoulda have coffee or not, maybe a nice soft MUFFIN :p

[Buttercup]

Not MAJOR drool just annoying drool. Kinda like the kids when they were younger... I dont know if I shoulda have coffee or not, maybe a nice soft MUFFIN :p


You could have iced coffee....and I'll bring a nice soft muffin with me when I come to rub your jaw. :p :D

[Styx]

Not MAJOR drool just annoying drool. Kinda like the kids when they were younger... I dont know if I shoulda have coffee or not, maybe a nice soft MUFFIN :p
e-brotha..that kind of drool can cause a rash. Put some Vasaline or KY jelly on the part that is get soaked with drool. You might be grease faced for awhile, but at least you can prevent a rash from forming.

[Buttercup]

e-brotha..that kind of drool can cause a rash. Put some Vasaline or KY jelly on the part that is get soaked with drool. You might be grease faced for awhile, but at least you can prevent a rash from forming.


I would almost pay to see that.

[Styx]

I would almost pay to see that.
Yeah..me too...a fine man with drool and KY Jelly all over his face...if I didnt know any better, I would call the cops on him.

[e-man]

Yeah..me too...a fine man with drool and KY Jelly all over his face...if I didnt know any better, I would call the cops on him.
Now THAT was funny STYX. Esp the part about me being FINE and all that.
:( Its not that bad but it is making me not want to eat or drink yet. I had some PB&J for breakfst but that wsa about 5 hours ago.
I gotta ghead out and get my daughter from school, have fun at MY Expense... Later :D

[Buttercup]

Now THAT was funny STYX. Esp the part about me being FINE and all that.
:( Its not that bad but it is making me not want to eat or drink yet. I had some PB&J for breakfst but that wsa about 5 hours ago.
I gotta ghead out and get my daughter from school, have fun at MY Expense... Later :D


Poor e-man......I'd rub your jaw for you if I could. I hope that you feel better soon. ;)

[Styx]

Now THAT was funny STYX. Esp the part about me being FINE and all that.
:( Its not that bad but it is making me not want to eat or drink yet. I had some PB&J for breakfst but that wsa about 5 hours ago.
I gotta ghead out and get my daughter from school, have fun at MY Expense... Later :D
Oh please..I am sure you are fine. Drool and all.

[StephWhit]

Hello everyone. :D

[Medea]

Hello everyone. :DWhats the latest on the SO Reserves

[Buttercup]

Oh please..I am sure you are fine. Drool and all.


Oh, I agree. A face full of drool and KY jelly could never detract from a fine looking man such as e-man.

[StephWhit]

Whats the latest on the SO Reserves


No news yet..waiting patiently..hee hee hee
The interview was Wed. night and he said letters will be going out either way in a few days..I should know by this weekend or early next week..hopefully.

[Buttercup]

Hello everyone. :D


Hey Stephaho

[StephWhit]

Hey Stephaho

Sup Butterbutt, Twigs, E..How's it hangin?

[Medea]

No news yet..waiting patiently..hee hee hee
The interview was Wed. night and he said letters will be going out either way in a few days..I should know by this weekend or early next week..hopefully.Do Reserves get paid anything or is it mainly volunteer

[Styx]

Sup Butterbutt, Twigs, E..How's it hangin?
Almost to the bottom of my ribcage..how about you?

[Buttercup]

Sup Butterbutt, Twigs, E..How's it hangin?


Not hanging at all yet, Steph, they're still up there for now. :D :D

[Styx]

I just got a mental image of that and it looks pretty bad.......

[Buttercup]

I just got a mental image of that and it looks pretty bad.......


That mine are up or yours are down? :D

[StephWhit]

Do Reserves get paid anything or is it mainly volunteer

completely volunteer

[Styx]

That mine are up or yours are down? :D
Neither...that I would claim that mine are hanging that low when they arent even big enough to get old and saggy and do that........I wrote that, posted it and walked to the kitchen and felt where my rib cage ended and EEEEEWWWWW...it would hurt if they went that far.
Mine are fine and dont travel to parts of my body that they shouldnt. I am pretty shy about talking about my "breasticles" and cant believe I even wrote that.

[Medea]

completely volunteerAnd you have to go through all that process just to Volunteer,I read on o.com you are some type of Counslor that deals with family chaos situations,is that correct :confused:

[StephWhit]

And you have to go through all that process just to Volunteer,I read on o.com you are some type of Counslor that deals with family chaos situations,is that correct :confused:

What do you mean 'process'..I have to interview,etc..just like a FT LEO would.
No academy...Department trains you on weapons certifications, defensive tactics, OC certification, etc..

[Medea]

What do you mean 'process'..I have to interview,etc..just like a FT LEO would.
No academy...Department trains you on weapons certifications, defensive tactics, OC certification, etc..Ok its different elsewhere,I guess I did'nt consider no experience on your part.

[Buttercup]

Neither...that I would claim that mine are hanging that low when they arent even big enough to get old and saggy and do that........I wrote that, posted it and walked to the kitchen and felt where my rib cage ended and EEEEEWWWWW...it would hurt if they went that far.
Mine are fine and dont travel to parts of my body that they shouldnt. I am pretty shy about talking about my "breasticles" and cant believe I even wrote that.


"BREASTICLES???" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D :D :D :D

[Buttercup]

What do you mean 'process'..I have to interview,etc..just like a FT LEO would.
No academy...Department trains you on weapons certifications, defensive tactics, OC certification, etc..



Even without the extra training, you could probably still kick MY ***, Stephaho.... :D

[Medea]

What a Women,the stories i heard told about my cousin (Laura) She was dating this particular guy,a girlfriend of hers called and told her that (Bob) was at this local bar flirting with other women,Bob had told Laura that he was working late at the garage trying to get this vehicle out for a coustomer.Laura decided to check on him only to find the garage was closed up and drove to the bar and set in the back corner.And there was Bob flirting with the other females,Laura calmly walked up to Bob and cold cocked him knocking him out,she wiped off her shoes on his chest and walked out!What Class,and with one right uppercut :eek:

[ecpd170]

butterass you suck just wanted to let you know later people :D

[Buttercup]

butterass you suck just wanted to let you know later people :D



LMAO!! Oh no you di-int come in here and give me a drive by insult!! :D :D

You are such a dork. :D

[squad51]

I am here....sorta

[StephWhit]

Oh..i forgot to say it eariler: HI DIXIE.

[Styx]

Oh..i forgot to say it eariler: HI DIXIE.
Who is that, Stephashhhhhhhhhhhh

You numb-nut!

[squad51]

why are you at the neverland ranch??????

[Buttercup]

Oh..i forgot to say it eariler: HI DIXIE.


I thought I recognized someone. :cool:

[StephWhit]

Who is that, Stephashhhhhhhhhhhh

You numb-nut!

I have a friend who is joining O.com...Her name is Dixieland

[Styx]

I thought I recognized someone. :cool:
What are yall talking about.........

[StephWhit]

why are you at the neverland ranch??????

Cuz you kicked me out of the castle.

[Styx]

I have a friend who is joining O.com...Her name is Dixieland
Oh.....okay......got confused again.....

[Buttercup]

I have a friend who is joining O.com...Her name is Dixieland


I thought she was here already...maybe she didn't get her password yet...