Chat, chat, chat, chat, chat....

[LadyLawman]

:rolleyes: yup cleetus looks like its going to be overcasts today.. Yup looks like.. So whatcha wanna do today Cleetus.. hmm I dunno maybe we should go do some laundry... Ok Cleetus sounds like a plan... :rolleyes:

[squad51]

swat ussually I have to get help, docotros don't want me lifting anything THAT heavy all by myself...

[LadyLawman]

"Benchwarmer?" You've got to be kidding me. With equipment like that you should call yourself something like "Mama Mountains" or "Boobs Malone."
nope benchwarmer that be me :rolleyes:

[tk0727]

swat ussually I have to get help, docotros don't want me lifting anything THAT heavy all by myself...


I can help I can help!

[squad51]

so Lady tell me about your wants, your dreams, your life because really I am here for YOU :)

[tk0727]

nope benchwarmer that be me :rolleyes:

you warmin the bench with your back? LOL

[tk0727]

so Lady tell me about your wants, your dreams, your life because really I am here for YOU :)

OK, that's it. You're cut off. :p

[SWATcop]

nope benchwarmer that be me :rolleyes:
More like "Eye Warmer." It truly warms the soul to see such a work of nature.

[SWATcop]

OK, that's it. You're cut off. :p
Geez. I'm the one pounding brewskis this morning.

[squad51]

ouch......I am here for everbody I am a equal opportunity squad....I love you all and just want to be friends :rolleyes:


come on baby it didn't mean nothing you are the one I love


:eek:

baby???

[LadyLawman]

so Lady tell me about your wants, your dreams, your life because really I am here for YOU :)
LOL I think TK would kick me off the team!!

[tk0727]

Geez. I'm the one pounding brewskis this morning.

OK, you can pound the one you named TK now :D

[LadyLawman]

More like "Eye Warmer." It truly warms the soul to see such a work of nature.
LOL eyewarmer huh?? does that mean your eyes burn while looking? :confused:

[SWATcop]

ouch......I am here for everbody I am a equal opportunity squad....I love you all and just want to be friends :rolleyes:


come on baby it didn't mean nothing you are the one I love


:eek:

baby???
Yeah, OK. That goes along with "I love you," "The check's in the mail," and "I promise not to..."

[squad51]

OK, you can pound the one you named TK now :D
damn! wow I am just flattened

[SWATcop]

LOL eyewarmer huh?? does that mean your eyes burn while looking? :confused:
Well, let's just say I get a burning sensation somewhere...

[tk0727]

LOL I think TK would kick me off the team!!

Never kick my girlfriends off the team!

[squad51]

oh dear this is funny...

[SWATcop]

OK, you can pound the one you named TK now :D
Bring it on, booby lady! Ole' SWAT's gonna make you SQUEAL...

[LadyLawman]

Well, let's just say I get a burning sensation somewhere...
hmm now the song you give me fever is coming to mind!! LOL :D

[tk0727]

Bring it on, booby lady! Ole' SWAT's gonna make you SQUEAL...

ALMOST THERE! :D

[SWATcop]

hmm now the song you give me fever is coming to mind!! LOL :D
More like Blue Oyster Cult's "Burnin' for you..." ;)

[LadyLawman]

Never kick my girlfriends off the team!
LOL you would if I told Squad my wants my needs my goals and aspirations LOL ;)

[SWATcop]

ALMOST THERE! :D
Nah, not even close. You'd KNOW when ole' SWAT had you close...

[tk0727]

Quopper is on the phone.. she said stay on everyone she'll be here. I have to hide now.

[LadyLawman]

More like Blue Oyster Cult's "Burnin' for you..." ;)
WOW frgot about that song LOL ...... REALLY NOW????

[SWATcop]

Quopper is on the phone.. she said stay on everyone she'll be here. I have to hide now.
OK, I'll be back in a few... Ole' Auggie Busch is running right through me today for some reason...

[LadyLawman]

Quopper is on the phone.. she said stay on everyone she'll be here. I have to hide now.
Oh geez well I guess I am back to benchwarming again ... Damn just when I was starting to get to play in the game I get kicked out again :rolleyes:

[LadyLawman]

Hey kids...
LOL Hey Steph .. although am waaaaaaaay beyond kid stage and almost into retirement will take that as a compliment LOL Whats up GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!

[tk0727]

Oh geez well I guess I am back to benchwarming again ... Damn just when I was starting to get to play in the game I get kicked out again :rolleyes:
She won't kick you out. I'm hiding from her when she gets here! LOL.

[LadyLawman]

She won't kick you out. I'm hiding from her when she gets here! LOL.
LOL no she will LOL I'll be talking to cleetus again when she popps on lol because they will be dominating the conversation so myself and Cleetus will have fun LOL

[tk0727]

LOL no she will LOL I'll be talking to cleetus again when she popps on lol because they will be dominating the conversation so myself and Cleetus will have fun LOL
Is that what you named it? LOL

[squad51]

one hour, 40 minutes and counting for 3 1/2 days off..Little excited about that..Won't be on the computer though, I'll miss a lot here.

How's it hangin?
around the ankles

[squad51]

oh yeah and slightly to the left... :cool:

[SWATcop]

OK, where are you, Quopper? Feeling the urge yet?

[SWATcop]

LOL no she will LOL I'll be talking to cleetus again when she popps on lol because they will be dominating the conversation so myself and Cleetus will have fun LOL
Maybe so, but she hasn't had a beer with me yet. Only YOU can claim to have done that! ;)

[tk0727]

she may not be but I am!

[tk0727]

around the ankles
not when I get started :D with you it won't be.

[SWATcop]

she may not be but I am!
Hey, now... I will NOT be responsible for your bad habits... :rolleyes:

[LadyLawman]

Maybe so, but she hasn't had a beer with me yet. Only YOU can claim to have done that! ;)
LOL this is true but still no bonus points LOL

[Quopper]

OK, where are you, Quopper? Feeling the urge yet?
Just had one with your name on it! :D

Geez - I can't leave you guys alone for a minute - all hell brakes loose!!!

I guess I get to benchwarm today!

[SWATcop]

LOL this is true but still no bonus points LOL
I'll give you a bonus... ;)

[SWATcop]

Just had one with your name on it! :D

Geez - I can't leave you guys alone for a minute - all hell brakes loose!!!

I guess I get to benchwarm today!
Um, NOT!!!

[LadyLawman]

I'll give you a bonus... ;)
ohh Really now?? do tell??? :D

[Quopper]

Um, NOT!!!
Okay - well I was just checking! Glad to know I can play today!! I REALLY want to!

[LadyLawman]

Just had one with your name on it! :D

Geez - I can't leave you guys alone for a minute - all hell brakes loose!!!

I guess I get to benchwarm today!
sorry benchwarming has been given solely to me hence my nickname under avatar :rolleyes:

[SWATcop]

ohh Really now?? do tell??? :D
Nah, I can't. We've already discussed that. So much for an interesting FTO program...

[SWATcop]

Okay - well I was just checking! Glad to know I can play today!! I REALLY want to!
Let me know what time your flight comes into to Tampa International Airport. I'll be there with bells on!

[Quopper]

Let me know what time your flight comes into to Tampa International Airport. I'll be there with bells on!
I think it is at 1642 - I'm on my way to DIA right now!

[LadyLawman]

Nah, I can't. We've already discussed that. So much for an interesting FTO program...
Geez and I thought you said youd make an exception.. DAMN SHOT DOWN IN FLAMES!!!! :( :( :( :(

[SWATcop]

Geez and I thought you said youd make an exception.. DAMN SHOT DOWN IN FLAMES!!!! :( :( :( :(
Hey, now. You shot yourself down. You had a shot at the title.

[TXLady]

well it morning...thursday morning....and this shift may never end..........although I really enjoyed being fought over..it gave my self esteem a huge boost..I feel that I maybe able to date again if things don't work out with the mariage........






still bored though :cool:

Of course you will. No doubts there. :)

[LadyLawman]

Hey, now. You shot yourself down. You had a shot at the title.
no you said I wasnt allowed to have any more beers with you.. and I agreed to the exception. so no I didnt shot myself down LOL :p an by the way still have a shot :p ;)

[squad51]

you ladies keep saying that but you are thousands of miles away LOL I see how it is

[SWATcop]

no you said I wasnt allowed to have any more beers with you.. and I agreed to the exception. so no I didnt shot myself down LOL :p an by the way still have a shot :p ;)
Uh-huh. I'll start holding my breath now. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, ...

[LadyLawman]

you ladies keep saying that but you are thousands of miles away LOL I see how it is
Hey now no one ever said you had to live in MN LOL

[squad51]

at what point does swat realize that holding his breath doesn't actually hurt cops....

[LadyLawman]

Uh-huh. I'll start holding my breath now. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, ...
whatever!!! so no more exception huh??

[tk0727]

you ladies keep saying that but you are thousands of miles away LOL I see how it is

I'm the closest! yayyyy Me first, me first :D

[SWATcop]

whatever!!! so no more exception huh??
Oh, I'll still make an exception for you. I just know what the boundary lines are. :(

[Quopper]

TK - NICE new title honey!!!

It fits!!! :D

[LadyLawman]

Oh, I'll still make an exception for you. I just know what the boundary lines are. :(
LOL from what Bobby said the day we had a beer you have a CRAZY boundry!!!

[TXLady]

Hey SWAT, I been reading some interesting things about you, darlin. So, you like to wear cowboy boots and hats, huh? Used to be nicknamed Billy Bob. You need to come to Texas and go to Billy Bob's. One of the biggest honky tonks in the world. I think you'd fit in. ;)

[TXLady]

Forgive my manners, Good morning everyone! Can't stay long, got to audit some poor soul. :p

Any news Ladylaw?

[tk0727]

TK - NICE new title honey!!!

It fits!!! :D
thought you'd like that. ;)

[Quopper]

Oh, I'll still make an exception for you. I just know what the boundary lines are. :(
Do I have to have boundary lines too???? :(

[TXLady]

BTW Swat, you need to change your title from Woman Pleaser to Woman Thriller.

[Quopper]

Forgive my manners, Good morning everyone! Can't stay long, got to audit some poor soul. :p

Any news Ladylaw?

Hi TX!! Damn shame you can't stay - I know how much you enjoy giving me grief! Hey about those goats........

[LadyLawman]

Forgive my manners, Good morning everyone! Can't stay long, got to audit some poor soul. :p

Any news Ladylaw?
not yet girl!! I made a call today and was told by the Chief's assistant he said he would make his decision by the end of the week so she said I might know later today and he will probrbaly call me himself to let me know on way or another. Either way I'll be working there just whether or not it will be Auxillairy or the paid position. It will be a start thats all I want is a start and a chance.

[SWATcop]

Hey SWAT, I been reading some interesting things about you, darlin. So, you like to wear cowboy boots and hats, huh? Used to be nicknamed Billy Bob. You need to come to Texas and go to Billy Bob's. One of the biggest honky tonks in the world. I think you'd fit in. ;)
That's how I got the nickname. One of my Sergeants up in NJ nicknamed me Billy Bob after the bar.

[LadyLawman]

Do I have to have boundary lines too???? :(
LOL Quopper you have no boundries LOL

[TXLady]

I'm the closest! yayyyy Me first, me first :D

I'm second! :D

[SWATcop]

BTW Swat, you need to change your title from Woman Pleaser to Woman Thriller.
I wanted to change it to "I'll get you to make that noise," but i didn't think it would fit... ;)

[TXLady]

Hi TX!! Damn shame you can't stay - I know how much you enjoy giving me grief! Hey about those goats........

Shut UP about those darn goats. :D

[Quopper]

Shut UP about those darn goats. :D
Is NOTHING I say SAFE with you??? :D

[LadyLawman]

I wanted to change it to "I'll get you to make that noise," but i didn't think it would fit... ;)
why dont you try makin em squeal!! ;)

[squad51]

what about the goats?

[Quopper]

I wanted to change it to "I'll get you to make that noise," but i didn't think it would fit... ;)
Your wrong - I think it would FIT VERY WELL!

[SWATcop]

Do I have to have boundary lines too???? :(
The only boundary lines that you have are that you're required to stay within one foot of me at all times if you visit Florida.

[LadyLawman]

Your wrong - I think it would FIT VERY WELL!
I think
"MAKIN EM SQUEAL 4 MORE" might fit

[SWATcop]

what about the goats?
What, you didn't get that pic of TK?

[SWATcop]

Your wrong - I think it would FIT VERY WELL!
Yeah, something would fit REAL well...

[TXLady]

I wanted to change it to "I'll get you to make that noise," but i didn't think it would fit... ;)

How about "The Noisemaker" ;)

[Quopper]

The only boundary lines that you have are that you're required to stay within one foot of me at all times if you visit Florida.
One foot! Hot damn man you are HUGE! :D

[squad51]

no no pics of tk :(

[Quopper]

What, you didn't get that pic of TK?
LMAO!!!! See TK I'm not the only one that knows the truth about midwest farmers daughters!

[tk0727]

What, you didn't get that pic of TK?

Hey! Leave goats out of it with TK!

[LadyLawman]

Ok Cleetus I think its time we go get off the bench and find us some of them there FD guys... sounds good lets go!! them there PD guys dont let us play... YEP.

[SWATcop]

How about "The Noisemaker" ;)
How about if I just put a buch of "O's" in a line, like this: OOOOOOO - to remind you of the little circles that my tongue makes...

[tk0727]

How about if I just put a buch of "O's" in a line, like this: OOOOOOO - to remind you of the little circles that my tongue makes...

OH, you mean the "O O" face? that you make us make when you do those little circles?

[SWATcop]

OH, you mean the "O O" face? that you make us make when you do those little circles?
No, that would be the "prayer meeting" face, so you look "in snyc" when you're screaming "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!"

[squad51]

hi lady so tell me about.....benchwrming

[SWATcop]

hi lady so tell me about.....benchwrming
Ask "Lady" if there's a moustache on that bench!

[squad51]

sudden silence

[Quopper]

No, that would be the "prayer meeting" face, so you look "in snyc" when you're screaming "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!"
I prefer "Oh SWAT, Oh SWAT, Oh SWAT" Shouldn't YOU get the credit for a job well done?

[tk0727]

sudden silence


too many mental pictures.

[LadyLawman]

hi lady so tell me about.....benchwrming
Well you kinda sit there and read about the game from the sidelines untill someone gets out and then if the coach really likes you they will put you in but so far this season I have been benched... its a cold lonely place on the bench ..... and nope I dont like mustaches I prefer the smoothness

[TXLady]

How about if I just put a buch of "O's" in a line, like this: OOOOOOO - to remind you of the little circles that my tongue makes...

That will do it! Swat, a paragraph to describe you under your name would not do you justice. ;)

[Quopper]

That will do it! Swat, a paragraph to describe you under your name would not do you justice. ;)
Ohhhhh - TRUST ME - his paragraphs do him justice!!! :eek:

[SWATcop]

I prefer "Oh SWAT, Oh SWAT, Oh SWAT" Shouldn't YOU get the credit for a job well done?
I don't know. Why don't you come to Florida and find out?

[squad51]

all right lady we are down ten points but you have the ball your in! *slaps butt as you run past towards the field* go get em killer :cool: :D

[SWATcop]

Ohhhhh - TRUST ME - his paragraphs do him justice!!! :eek:
Yawn... Getting tired. Hey Quopper, can you read me a BEDTIME STORY?

[SWATcop]

all right lady we are down ten points but you have the ball your in! *slaps butt as you run past towards the field* go get em killer :cool: :D
Yeah! Go for it! I'd PAY to see her run!!!

[Quopper]

Yawn... Getting tired. Hey Quopper, can you read me a BEDTIME STORY?
I don't think you can even comprehend how much I would LOVE to!

[tk0727]

all right lady we are down ten points but you have the ball your in! *slaps butt as you run past towards the field* go get em killer :cool: :D

Hey, I thought it was MY turn with the bat. :D

[Quopper]

Hey, I thought it was MY turn with the bat. :D
I think you have had enough turns! :D

[LadyLawman]

all right lady we are down ten points but you have the ball your in! *slaps butt as you run past towards the field* go get em killer :cool: :D
makes her way down the feild OUCH and what a Hit she put on that one and Whoa look at that she's heading for then end zone and TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!!

[SWATcop]

Hey, I thought it was MY turn with the bat. :D
Be sure to choke up on it, now...

[LadyLawman]

Yeah! Go for it! I'd PAY to see her run!!!
LOL why not you already seen me bounce up and down for free!!

[tk0727]

I think you have had enough turns! :D

never enough Quopper...Never ever enough... damn girl :D

[SWATcop]

makes her way down the feild OUCH and what a Hit she put on that one and Whoa look at that she's heading for then end zone and TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!!
That was one hell of a hit! I feel sorry for that guy. You're the only one on the field with 2 helmets in your jersey!

[LadyLawman]

That was one hell of a hit! I feel sorry for that guy. You're the only one on the field with 2 helmets in your jersey!
Damn Skippy and a TKO'd at that!!

[tk0727]

Be sure to choke up on it, now...

no choking allowed!

[Quopper]

never enough Quopper...Never ever enough... damn girl :D
He He He!!! YOUR TURN!!!!

Tell Squad to quit *poking* me - if he is busy with you! :eek:

[TXLady]

Ohhhhh - TRUST ME - his paragraphs do him justice!!! :eek:

Yeah, and you won't SHARE!

[tk0727]

He He He!!! YOUR TURN!!!!

Tell Squad to quit *poking* me - if he is busy with you! :eek:

he likes to POKE

[BaseballBabe]

Wow...

You guys sure are busy as hell in here...

I am so lost on what is going on in here.

LadyLaw..any news...


SWAT... likes this better "Oh My God..SWAT..YES! :p

BBB

[SWATcop]

He He He!!! YOUR TURN!!!!

Tell Squad to quit *poking* me - if he is busy with you! :eek:
Hey, no poking allowed. Didn't you see the sign? It says "SWATcop parking only."

[LadyLawman]

Wow...

You guys sure are busy as hell in here...

I am so lost on what is going on in here.

LadyLaw..any news...


SWAT... likes this better "Oh My God..SWAT..YES! :p

BBB
Nothing yet girl!!! but hoping soon

[SWATcop]

Wow...

You guys sure are busy as hell in here...

I am so lost on what is going on in here.

LadyLaw..any news...


SWAT... likes this better "Oh My God..SWAT..YES! :p

BBB
Hey, that sounds familiar...

[Quopper]

Yeah, and you won't SHARE!
Damn skippy!! Love ya - but the love only goes SO far!

I'll send ya some goats.......

[tk0727]

Hey, that sounds familiar...


forgot the "don't stop" part.

[LadyLawman]

Hey, no poking allowed. Didn't you see the sign? It says "SWATcop parking only."
um maybe only in that particular spot but YOU (Squad) can poke me anytime ;)

[Quopper]

Hey, no poking allowed. Didn't you see the sign? It says "SWATcop parking only."
He must have missed that - maybe you need to RE-APPLY IT!!!

[tk0727]

ALRIGHT Lady that's it. I'm callin a fireman for the fire that SQUAD started!

[SWATcop]

Damn skippy!! Love ya - but the love only goes SO far!

I'll send ya some goats.......
Hmmmmm. There's those damn goats again...

[SWATcop]

He must have missed that - maybe you need to RE-APPLY IT!!!
With a size 10 wide!

[Quopper]

With a size 10 wide!
I am NOT a size 10 wide!!! How dare you!!!! :D :eek:

I said re-apply the sign!!!!

[LadyLawman]

ALRIGHT Lady that's it. I'm callin a fireman for the fire that SQUAD started!
You go girl!!! you better!!!!!!!!!

[SWATcop]

I am NOT a size 10 wide!!! How dare you!!!! :D :eek:

I said re-apply the sign!!!!
No, my FOOT is a size 10 wide. I'll apply that to his ***!

[tk0727]

You go girl!!! you better!!!!!!!!!

see how he is? Starts a fire and won't put it out?

[SWATcop]

see how he is? Starts a fire and won't put it out?
Hey, some of us are cross trained as cops AND firefighters...

[tk0727]

Hey, some of us are cross trained as cops AND firefighters...


woohoo! cumin to SWATland! :D

[Quopper]

No, my FOOT is a size 10 wide. I'll apply that to his ***!
Damn lucky you corrected that or we were going to go ROUNDS!!! ;)

[TXLady]

Gotta go guys. Have fun, talk to you all later.

[Quopper]

woohoo! cumin to SWATland! :D
Back off DW!!! He has a "Reserved for Quopper" sign!! :D

[SWATcop]

woohoo! cumin to SWATland! :D
You couldn't handle SWATland...

[LadyLawman]

see how he is? Starts a fire and won't put it out?
LOL I know how that goes Ive got embers. damn fire hasnt been put out in 2 weeks embers are burning but nothing been doused. Oh well guess I'll keep taking cold showers... speaking of cold showers I better get ready for work

[tk0727]

Gotta go guys. Have fun, talk to you all later.

bye TX .. have a good day

[Quopper]

Gotta go guys. Have fun, talk to you all later.
Bye - did you see the goat pic - are those Bigmey's or Pigmey's?????

[SWATcop]

OK, SWAT's going for a pee break. Smoke em' if ya' got em', Quopper. I'll be back...

[LadyLawman]

Gotta go guys. Have fun, talk to you all later.
See ya girl will let ya know if I hear anything!

[SWATcop]

Bye - did you see the goat pic - are those Bigmey's or Pigmey's?????
I didn't look underneath...

[LadyLawman]

Well Me my self and I are going to hit the showers since we wont be in the game today, so at least I'll be ready for when I am called into play. Till then Benchwarmer out!!

at least I can play with me my self and I we understand each other :rolleyes: :p :D

[Quopper]

at least I can play with me my self and I we understand each other :rolleyes: :p :D
Amen sister AMEN!!!!

[tk0727]

Well Me my self and I are going to hit the showers since we wont be in the game today, so at least I'll be ready for when I am called into play. Till then Benchwarmer out!!

at least I can play with me my self and I we understand each other :rolleyes: :p :D

HEY! don't mention showers!

[LadyLawman]

Amen sister AMEN!!!!
yup all alone again , am getting used to not being able to play :(

[tk0727]

Well Me my self and I are going to hit the showers since we wont be in the game today, so at least I'll be ready for when I am called into play. Till then Benchwarmer out!!

at least I can play with me my self and I we understand each other :rolleyes: :p :D


K< you go take a shower with me myself and I and in the mean time
Me and fkn toto are headed north! :D

[SWATcop]

yup all alone again , am getting used to not being able to play :(
You can play, you just choose not to... :D

[LadyLawman]

HEY! don't mention showers!
Sorry see ya all alter LOL Dont miss me too much LOL whoops I forgot ya'll dont miss me LOL

[LadyLawman]

You can play, you just choose not to... :D
DIDNT CHOOSE I was ousted!! Sharing isnt allowed With Quopper at the helm. Remeber Quopper parking only and Swat Parking only :p

[SWATcop]

Sorry see ya all alter LOL Dont miss me too much LOL whoops I forgot ya'll dont miss me LOL
Hey, how about installing a "shower cam?" Of course, you might need a wide angle lense to fit those puppies into view...

[Quopper]

K< you go take a shower with me myself and I and in the mean time
Me and fkn toto are headed north! :D
Funny thing - I was thinking SOUTH!

[LadyLawman]

:( see ya'll later :(

[tk0727]

Funny thing - I was thinking SOUTH! We'll meet in the middle first for some 'liquid courage"

[LadyLawman]

Hey, how about installing a "shower cam?" Of course, you might need a wide angle lense to fit those puppies into view...
you know where I live LOl I got a window ;)

[SWATcop]

Funny thing - I was thinking SOUTH!
Yeah, me too. WAY down south. Hey, I'm hungry. I'm thinking of lunch at the "Y" today...

[tk0727]

Quopper? There goes another one. Poked a hole right through it!

[SWATcop]

you know where I live LOl I got a window ;)
Is that an invitation? :D

[LadyLawman]

Is that an invitation? :D
why have cam when LIVE is so muh better!!
Anyway I'm hitting the showers everyone TTFN

[Quopper]

Yeah, me too. WAY down south. Hey, I'm hungry. I'm thinking of lunch at the "Y" today...
I hear ya the buffet will be GREAT today! I can almost feel it - I mean see it now!

TK - share the love I should have kept some for myself!! :(

[wolverine652001]

I'm going to lunch, I thought about Tacos, or subway. I chosed subway for today.

[Quopper]

I'm going to lunch, I thought about Tacos, or subway. I chosed subway for today.
Wolve - are you still ****y with me today? :confused:

Hey SWAT - tell Wolve that you WERE in my arms last night so he doesn't think I'm just cocky! :D

[SWATcop]

I hear ya the buffet will be GREAT today! I can almost feel it - I mean see it now!

TK - share the love I should have kept some for myself!! :(
Hello, my name is SWAT and I'll be your waiter today. Todays specials are leg of Quopper, succulently basted with a white wine suace. We also have the stuffed Quopper breast, which I highly recommend. For dessert we offer a light yet rich pastry drizzled with Quopper juice for that "added something extra..."

[SWATcop]

I'm going to lunch, I thought about Tacos, or subway. I chosed subway for today.
Tacos. Definitely TACOS.

[tk0727]

Tacos. Definitely TACOS.


Look like taco...taste like chicken :D

[SWATcop]

Look like taco...taste like chicken :D
Just as long as it doesn't smell like fish...

[Quopper]

Hello, my name is SWAT and I'll be your waiter today. Todays specials are leg of Quopper, succulently basted with a white wine suace. We also have the stuffed Quopper breast, which I highly recommend. For dessert we offer a light yet rich pastry drizzled with Quopper juice for that "added something extra..."
Pretty much sums it up - BUT shouldn't I be the waitress offering that to you?

[tk0727]

Just as long as it doesn't smell like fish...

LMAO!!!! and no seaweed for anything to hide in!

[BaseballBabe]

Hey, that sounds familiar...


LMAO... But when I am with my bf.. I will insert his name where yours is ... :p ;) :D


Smacks the *****!!! :p

[wolverine652001]

Subway is fine. Steak and Cheese. yum.

[tk0727]

Subway is fine. Steak and Cheese. yum.

Wolvee are you trying to calm everyone down?

[SWATcop]

Pretty much sums it up - BUT shouldn't I be the waitress offering that to you?
Oops, you're right. My bad. Let's try that again...

Hello, my name is SWAT and I'll be your waiter today. Today's specials include the "Filet of SWAT" drizzled in a medium bodied and slightly salty gravy. We also offer a "SWAT-kabob" with special seasonings, a sure taste bud pleaser. Our soup today is the "man chowder," which is free with one of the specials. Our dessert special today is a "SWATsickle" covered with whipped cream and caramel toppings. I'll take your order when you're ready.

[BaseballBabe]

Wolvee are you trying to calm everyone down?


I want some pickles and olives.

Olives,pickles,strawberries,blackberries and cheeries jubuliee ice cream from baskin robbins all make me horny. But not all of these together. ;) :p

[tk0727]

I want some pickles and olives.

Olives,pickles,strawberries,blackberries and cheeries jubuliee ice cream from baskin robbins all make me horny. But not all of these together. ;) :p


I'll have strawberries and cool whip! hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhm ;)

[wolverine652001]

Wolvee are you trying to calm everyone down?


Nope, Just trying to find a good sandwich so i can enjoy this show today...

;) :rolleyes: :cool:

[SWATcop]

Nope, Just trying to find a good sandwich so i can enjoy this show today...

;) :rolleyes: :cool:
What's up, bro? Hey, I'm turning the helm over to you VERY SHORTLY. I can't believe I'm still up after my day/night yesterday.

[tk0727]

a'ight....who stole my b/f this time? :rolleyes:

[wolverine652001]

What's up, bro? Hey, I'm turning the helm over to you VERY SHORTLY. I can't believe I'm still up after my day/night yesterday.


Even if you turned it over to me, they won't talk to me.. :p

They abandon me.

[Quopper]

Tk - I Am Ignoring You - What Are You Freaking 2???????????????

[squad51]

I am still here....

[SWATcop]

Even if you turned it over to me, they won't talk to me.. :p

They abandon me.
Well, keep them entertained for a minute. I need to twist the top on a fresh one.

[Quopper]

Even if you turned it over to me, they won't talk to me.. :p

They abandon me.
I don't intentionally abondon you - I just have a FICATION for SWAT!

[tk0727]

Tk - I Am Ignoring You - What Are You Freaking 2???????????????


4 thanks :p

[wolverine652001]

I am still here....



SWAT is gonna turn the HELM to you soon.. ;)

[squad51]

yeah well thats ok I am praticed up on the HELM....

[tk0727]

I am still here....

OH I mean my younger b/f. USAF... he he he
he's going to give me SPECIAL treatment

[Quopper]

Oops, you're right. My bad. Let's try that again...

Hello, my name is SWAT and I'll be your waiter today. Today's specials include the "Filet of SWAT" drizzled in a medium bodied and slightly salty gravy. We also offer a "SWAT-kabob" with special seasonings, a sure taste bud pleaser. Our soup today is the "man chowder," which is free with one of the specials. Our dessert special today is a "SWATsickle" covered with whipped cream and caramel toppings. I'll take your order when you're ready.
I'M READY - NOW!!!!!!! One of each to START with - probably more like 1/2 dozen for the night though! :D Tomorrow is a whole nother day!

[squad51]

damn airscout...... :rolleyes: :cool:

[Quopper]

damn airscout...... :rolleyes: :cool:
C'mon Sqaud - don't let the young pup do that to ya!

[squad51]

oh no worries, I have the USAF uniform still if I have to impress people with eh berret and everything..

[SWATcop]

I'M READY - NOW!!!!!!! One of each to START with - probably more like 1/2 dozen for the night though! :D Tomorrow is a whole nother day!
Could I interest you in an after dinner COCKtail? Perhaps I should bring you an ashtray...

[tk0727]

oh no worries, I have the USAF uniform still if I have to impress people with eh berret and everything..


no impression necessary....

[LadyLawman]

all showewred looking Pretty ... at least I think I am and off to babysit a building!! have a great day everyone.. BTW didnt notice any eyeballs in my window must have scared you too ;)

[wolverine652001]

oh no worries, I have the USAF uniform still if I have to impress people with eh berret and everything..


I think it's the Stratton hat that does the trick around here.

[SWATcop]

Holy sh*t, we're at page #100 and the thread hasn't been closed yet!

[Quopper]

Could I interest you in an after dinner COCKtail? Perhaps I should bring you an ashtray...
Definitly after dinner COCKtail AND ashtray AND a nice HOT body to relax with when I'm done!

[SWATcop]

all showewred looking Pretty ... at least I think I am and off to babysit a building!! have a great day everyone.. BTW didnt notice any eyeballs in my window must have scared you too ;)
I saw the droplets of water running down your heaving breasts like lave from a volcano...

[squad51]

there is nothing like a berret during times of war baby

[Quopper]

Holy sh*t, we're at page #100 and the thread hasn't been closed yet!
Shut your mouth SWAT!! You will jinx us!!! :D

[tk0727]

all showewred looking Pretty ... at least I think I am and off to babysit a building!! have a great day everyone.. BTW didnt notice any eyeballs in my window must have scared you too ;)

You didn't scare em hon... we had to keep them busy so they wouldn't sneak a peak!

[wolverine652001]

Holy sh*t, we're at page #100 and the thread hasn't been closed yet!


Til they make a Chatroom, I doubt they will close this since it is a Broad topic.

[SWATcop]

Shut your mouth SWAT!! You will jinx us!!! :D
So we'll start a new thread! So what! Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!

[tk0727]

there is nothing like a berret during times of war baby

OHHH GAWD.

[LadyLawman]

I saw the droplets of water running down your heaving breasts like lave from a volcano...
LOL oh you sent the Birdy cam LOL was wondering why the cardinal was on my sill

[SWATcop]

Til they make a Chatroom, I doubt they will close this since it is a Broad topic.
That's funny. A BROAD topic. :D

[LadyLawman]

You didn't scare em hon... we had to keep them busy so they wouldn't sneak a peak!
geez after all the good advice I gave ya and ya still wouldnt let em peak damn just summons me back to the nbench

[LadyLawman]

see ya'll later keep me in your thoughts I need some good luck

[tk0727]

geez after all the good advice I gave ya and ya still wouldnt let em peak damn just summons me back to the nbench

gotta keep warmed up! Sorry hon ,we'll share now :D

[wolverine652001]

That's funny. A BROAD topic. :D

YES. BROAD!

[tk0727]

YES. BROAD!

SO? your point would be? :D

[LadyLawman]

bye everyone! :)

[Quopper]

So we'll start a new thread! So what! Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!

We don't need no stinking pants, shirts, shoes, undies - either!

[BaseballBabe]

;) what am I chopped liver...

:(

I don't have any men... boo hoo *cries* in the corner... wonder if my crying will get me a man... oh hell... Taking off all my clothes and laying on my bed naked as a jay bird,... :p

[SWATcop]

YES. BROAD!
So, where are we taking lunch today? CHICK-FIL-A?

[wolverine652001]

SO? your point would be? :D


How broad would you want this conversation to go?


:cool:

[tk0727]

We don't need no stinking pants, shirts, shoes, undies - either!


NO, but I got boots and a cowboy hat! any takers? :D

[SWATcop]

;) what am I chopped liver...

:(

I don't have any men... boo hoo *cries* in the corner... wonder if my crying will get me a man... oh hell... Taking off all my clothes and laying on my bed naked as a jay bird,... :p
I thought you were shacked up with that (considerably) older guy?

[wolverine652001]

;) what am I chopped liver...

:(

I don't have any men... boo hoo *cries* in the corner... wonder if my crying will get me a man... oh hell... Taking off all my clothes and laying on my bed naked as a jay bird,... :p



Funny you used the name Jaybird.


I'll chat with ya since NO one chats with me.. hardly.

[SWATcop]

NO, but I got boots and a cowboy hat! any takers? :D
(Sound of SWATcop's foot tapping impatiently) Pictures, dammit! Pictures!

[squad51]

tk is mine I claim her

[Quopper]

So, where are we taking lunch today? CHICK-FIL-A?
Oh yeah baby - FILL IT!!

[wolverine652001]

tk is mine I claim her


Then baseballbabe is mine in this thread. :D

[tk0727]

tk is mine I claim her


what? like property? :D

[BaseballBabe]

I thought you were shacked up with that (considerably) older guy?


I am but he is at work. And just because I have a bf doesn't mean I can't play on here. Geez... half of you are married and teasing each other.

Its not like I am going to fly clear across the US to meet anyone from here. If I was going to meet anyone from the net. It would be my best guy friend whom I have known since 2001. He would be the only one that I would want to meet in person from here.

Hopes to meet soon someday.... *dreams* :) :D

[Quopper]

I am but he is at work. And just because I have a bf doesn't mean I can't ply on here. Geez... half of you are married and teasing each other. Its not like I am going to fly clear across the US to meet anyone from here. if I was oing to meet anyone from the net. It would be my best guy friend whom I have known since 2001. He would be the only one that I would want to meet in person from here.

Hopes to meet soon someday.... *dreams* :) :D
I agree - It's not like I would drive to DIA and jump on the FIRST damn flight to Tampa Int'l so SWAT and I could get busy.... I mean have a drink of champagne.... I mean uh, oh hell I don't know what I mean - I wouldn't ever do that I swear - okay just don't look at my credit card receipt - it's not for airline I SWEAR!

[SWATcop]

I agree - It's not like I would drive to DIA and jump on the FIRST damn flight to Tampa Int'l so SWAT and I could get busy.... I mean have a drink of champagne.... I mean uh, oh hell I don't know what I mean - I wouldn't ever do that I swear - okay just don't look at my credit card receipt - it's not for airline I SWEAR!
Just be sure to hide the Frederick's of Hollywood receipts before you get on the plane...

[tk0727]

I agree - It's not like I would drive to DIA and jump on the FIRST damn flight to Tampa Int'l so SWAT and I could get busy.... I mean have a drink of champagne.... I mean uh, oh hell I don't know what I mean - I wouldn't ever do that I swear - okay just don't look at my credit card receipt - it's not for airline I SWEAR!

LOL..I can do whatever I want.. Nobody to say that I can't! :D
NA NA NA NA NA NA! :p

[SWATcop]

LOL..I can do whatever I want.. Nobody to say that I can't! :D
NA NA NA NA NA NA! :p
Good, then send me some pics! :D

[tk0727]

Good, then send me some pics! :D

You really WANT those pics, huh? LOL :D

[SWATcop]

You really WANT those pics, huh? LOL :D
YEP. ;) :p

[Quopper]

LOL..I can do whatever I want.. Nobody to say that I can't! :D
NA NA NA NA NA NA! :p
I knew there would at least be ONE reason that I wouldn't like you - FOUND IT!!!! :eek:

SWAT - I like Victoria Secrets better.........

[wolverine652001]

Good, then send me some pics! :D


yeah.. what he said!!!

[SWATcop]

I knew there would at least be ONE reason that I wouldn't like you - FOUND IT!!!! :eek:

SWAT - I like Victoria Secrets better.........
Frederick's, Victoria's - what's the difference. It's not like it would actually be on you for longer that about 7 seconds anyway!

[tk0727]

I knew there would at least be ONE reason that I wouldn't like you - FOUND IT!!!! :eek:

SWAT - I like Victoria Secrets better.........

whatever you love me and you know it.

[Quopper]

Frederick's, Victoria's - what's the difference. It's not like it would actually be on you for longer that about 7 seconds anyway!
So why spend the money - Oh I know why - because that 7 seconds is AWESOME!

[SWATcop]

So why spend the money - Oh I know why - because that 7 seconds is AWESOME!
So, should I go buy something special for you?

[wolverine652001]

So, should I go buy something special for you?


Don't buy her crap. I'm sure she's got the best wardrobe, NAKED. :D

[Quopper]

So, should I go buy something special for you?
As long as it is black and skimpy!

[Quopper]

Don't buy her crap. I'm sure she's got the best wardrobe, NAKED. :D
Wolve - how on earth do you know that about me? You ARE a very SMART guy! :p See who needs personality with a mind like that! :D

[wolverine652001]

Wolve - how on earth do you know that about me? You ARE a very SMART guy! :p See who needs personality with a mind like that! :D



I didn't say I was 100% into personality. just 30% personality and 70% looks and flirts.

[Quopper]

I didn't say I was 100% into personality. just 30% personality and 70% looks and flirts.
Well hell you should have been more specific earlier! You know us women like DETAILS!!

[wolverine652001]

Well hell you should have been more specific earlier! You know us women like DETAILS!!



NO.. I wanted to do reverse physchology here. SEE.. now you know how confused I was to you as you women are to me.


:D :cool:


Gawd I'm smart..... Must be this *smells*(INHALES) Federal IQ level.

[wolverine652001]

wow this room got quiet.. only gets alive when SWAT is around. What's up with that?


THIS IS PROOF you girls don't like us!!!!


O.com needs to add a LAUGHING smiley on here!!

[Quopper]

wow this room got quiet.. only gets alive when SWAT is around. What's up with that?


THIS IS PROOF you girls don't like us!!!!


O.com needs to add a LAUGHING smiley on here!!
Sorry Wolve had to go to do some running around!! Not with SWAT either!! :D

[wolverine652001]

Sorry Wolve had to go to do some running around!! Not with SWAT either!! :D


Oh, like we haven't heard that before. :rolleyes:

[Quopper]

Oh, like we haven't heard that before. :rolleyes:
I swear I was not with him physically! Mentally is a totally different story and I am NOT discussing it! :D

[wolverine652001]

I swear I was not with him physically! Mentally is a totally different story and I am NOT discussing it! :D


Right. :rolleyes:

[tk0727]

and I've been dealing with a bunch of horsesht

[wolverine652001]

and I've been dealing with a bunch of horsesht


That I can believe. :D