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Mraughh
02-24-2005, 03:52 AM
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Gerhard Reinke
IRELAND
AnGardaSiochana
10-15-2005, 06:22 PM
Yet the most common question in Ireland from Americans is: "Have you guys got crime? Have you ever actually arrested anyone?"

My reply? "No sir, we only have to round up stray lepracuauns on Sunday before mass."

The most common statement? "Constable, I left my 1000 dollar camcorder on that wall and went for a walk and now its gone, I didnt think that kinda thing happened in Little auld Eire".

My reply? "Really, cause I didnt think Americans were really that ****ing stupid". :p
Cerberusdog
10-16-2005, 06:11 AM
Ah but at least you don't get folks always asking if you live in an igloo....

:D



"...So where's the strangest place you ever woke up after a night of drinkin'?"

"Inside a horse. The smell was to beat all; but I slept like the wee baby Jesus!"
AnGardaSiochana
10-16-2005, 10:22 AM
Ah but at least you don't get folks always asking if you live in an igloo....

:D



"...So where's the strangest place you ever woke up after a night of drinkin'?"

"Inside a horse. The smell was to beat all; but I slept like the wee baby Jesus!"

No man, its cottages dont ya know with the horse and cart out back fo goin to market and church on Sundays.

Believe it or not we can still take an hour on Sunday to attend mass if we want.
Cerberusdog
10-16-2005, 10:25 AM
No man, its cottages dont ya know with the horse and cart out back fo goin to market and church on Sundays.

Believe it or not we can still take an hour on Sunday to attend mass if we want.

Aye, lad. I'll be kissin' the Blarney Stone after I finish me wee dram 'o Guiness.... :D :D :D

That kind of stuff?