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Das Nilpferd
06-05-2011, 02:58 PM
My buddy and I are graduating from the academy the same day of his wedding. For the best man speech I'd like to come up with a funny list of advice for the newlyweds now that he's going to be a cop. Who's got some suggestions?

needguidance
06-05-2011, 06:53 PM
Never argue with your clothes on. If you are out and about to fight, you have to wait until you're home and undressed. By then you hopefully have forgotten what the trouble was about.

needguidance
06-05-2011, 06:57 PM
http://www.easyweddingtoasts.com/best-man-wedding-speeches-toasts.html

EmmaPeel
06-05-2011, 07:08 PM
Never argue with your clothes on. If you are out and about to fight, you have to wait until you're home and undressed. By then you hopefully have forgotten what the trouble was about.

Umm, have you ever been married, NG, LOL? J/K

NG gave you a good link there though :)

needguidance
06-05-2011, 07:19 PM
Yes EP...divorced. He didn't look good naked..LOL.

EmmaPeel
06-05-2011, 07:26 PM
Yes EP...divorced. He didn't look good naked..LOL.

LMAO, ROFL.....yea, I couldn't make it past the 10 yr mark either, lol....hey at least I beat the 7 yr. average. :)

EmmaPeel
06-05-2011, 07:28 PM
Oh, and Das N....you probably wouldn't want us divorced wimmins to send you the really good ones, huh?

needguidance
06-05-2011, 08:20 PM
Oh, and Das N....you probably wouldn't want us divorced wimmins to send you the really good ones, huh?

Yeah..it's all a punch a sheeaooot anyways! If they aren't friends, it won't last. BUT..that has nothin' to do with your speech. Have fun with it! ;)

EP..good job! Longer than me! :cool:

weezertna
06-05-2011, 09:40 PM
http://www.break.com/index/funniest-best-man-speech-ever.html

Epic

-Erik-
06-05-2011, 09:42 PM
Remind them of the hallway sex they will be having in 20 short years.