Nose Pickers

[1042 Trooper]

Is there anything more disgusting than watching some low life dig in as far as their second knuckle after a nasal nugget. Then, to watch and see what they do with it when they dig it out?

Do you (come on now, admit it :D ) ever dig in when no one is looking? And c'mon - why do people think they are invisible in their cars, as they happily dig in during gridlock stop and go traffic.

[LAschoolCop]

I was actually picking one out when I read this thread :) One of those that moves around when I breathe :)

[KapsFB]

I was actually picking one out when I read this thread :) One of those that moves around when I breathe :)

LMAO - I hate those. Gotta get them outta there somehow. That's why God gave us fingers.

[KapsFB]

ever dig in when no one is looking?

We're supposed to care if someone's looking?

[KapsFB]

ran out of food topics?

The primary question is 'picking', not eating. Eating however is mentioned on the pole. Hmmmmm.......shouldn't this be on a culinary thread? I'm confused. :rolleyes:

[DACP]

I use the pick, roll, flick technique, however if after the second flick it is not off the finger down the hatch it goes.

[Monty Ealerman]

Hey DACP, that picture you use indicates all out reaming, not mere picking. :D

[Smurfette_76]

Is there anything more disgusting than watching some low life dig in as far as their second knuckle after a nasal nugget.


Yes, actually there is something that bothers me more...since you asked ;) ....the need, compulsion almost, of men to constantly check and move your balls around. I don't get it, probably because I don't have a literal pair...why must y'all move, shift, touch, pull at and adjust yourself so much and so publicly?

[MCSD]

Yes, actually there is something that bothers me more...since you asked ;) ....the need, compulsion almost, of men to constantly check and move your balls around. I don't get it, probably because I don't have a literal pair...why must y'all move, shift, touch, pull at and adjust yourself so much and so publicly?

LMAO!!!!! What a great reply.

[Futurelaw89]

Yes, actually there is something that bothers me more...since you asked ;) ....the need, compulsion almost, of men to constantly check and move your balls around. I don't get it, probably because I don't have a literal pair...why must y'all move, shift, touch, pull at and adjust yourself so much and so publicly?

Hey, when my boys are uncomfortable, I'm uncomfortable :rolleyes:


Every morning when I wake up, I go for the gold!





Futurelaw89

[Smurfette_76]

Hey, when my boys are uncomfortable, I'm uncomfortable :rolleyes:

Oh. Not yet men, eh?






;) :D

[Futurelaw89]

Oh. Not yet men, eh?


hahaha nothin wrong with young stamina :D

[YELLOWLAB]

Yes, actually there is something that bothers me more...since you asked ;) ....the need, compulsion almost, of men to constantly check and move your balls around. I don't get it, probably because I don't have a literal pair...why must y'all move, shift, touch, pull at and adjust yourself so much and so publicly?

Smurf, you try wearing them things in jeans, BDU's and other pants and you will know why, Im adjusting while I type!:D

[deputy x 2]

I was actually picking one out when I read this thread :) One of those that moves around when I breathe :)

Those are called trap doors or hanging chads

[1042 Trooper]

Smurf, unless you've ever experienced a saber-toothed skivey lizard, you just can't possibly understand. :D

[Smurfette_76]

hahaha nothin wrong with young stamina :D

aka virgin

Smurf, you try wearing them things in jeans, BDU's and other pants and you will know why, Im adjusting while I type you should train them better.

Smurf, unless you've ever experienced a saber-toothed skivey lizard, you just can't possibly understand. I consider myself blessed NOT to possess the beans and franks. Outside of the commando hazards y'all face, I would find it completely irksome to lose my train of thought everytime the wind blew or a naughty thought came to mind ;)

[ten08]

Even Cowboys do it

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[mikeymedic]

Yes, actually there is something that bothers me more...since you asked ;) ....the need, compulsion almost, of men to constantly check and move your balls around. I don't get it, probably because I don't have a literal pair...why must y'all move, shift, touch, pull at and adjust yourself so much and so publicly?

It is like having a $100.00 bill in your pocket. You just have to constantly check to ensure something so valuable is still there.

Now, I just got married 1 1/2 weeks ago and mine are now kept in the filing cabinet right next to the 2008 taxes.

[Smurfette_76]

Your balls are going to fall out of your pocket?????????

;)

[Monty Ealerman]

Yes, actually there is something that bothers me more...since you asked ....the need, compulsion almost, of men to constantly check and move your balls around. I don't get it, probably because I don't have a literal pair...why must y'all move, shift, touch, pull at and adjust yourself so much and so publicly?
In general, there's a seam that runs right down the center below the zipper of a pair of trousers, and there is some looser clothing area available on either side.

Most tailors know that one of the orbs hangs lower than the other, so in proper tailoring of trousers adjustment is made for this, and an appropriate bias is sewn in so that manual repositionings will not be necessary as frequently.

Most of the manual repositionings people make are intended to repark one or another part of the appendage apparatus in order that it be oriented in a manner that accesses the appropropriate pendatory accommodation spaces of the trousers, and sometime such manual adjustments are made to allow something to taken out of direct contact with something it has been in close contact with for too long.

In sports, if you have the supportive apparatus too loose, you don't get enough support, so you have to have it rather tight, and manual positional adjustments are frequently made.

How much and how frequent and how public the adjustment is depends in part on which activity you're suited up for and engaged in.

[DARE_SUPPORTER]

Now, I just got married 1 1/2 weeks ago and mine are now kept in the filing cabinet right next to the 2008 taxes.

LMAO, I dont even get married till next June, mine have been in the filing cabinet next to the 08, 07, 06, 05, 04 Taxes.....Sometimes they even get to ride in the purse to the mall. LOL

[LAschoolCop]

Those are called trap doors or hanging chads

LOL and dont ask me what I did with it when I got it.....shhhhh dont tell the wife (roll and flick :))

[RR_Security]

"So, you sit some more, and you sit some more, and you wait, and you wait, and you wait. And you stare at the red light, and you look over at the woman on the right adjustin' her ***s, and you look at the guy on the left pickin' his nose, and then finally--finally--the light changes and off you go!"--from Napalm and Silly Putty, by George Carlin
:D

[1042 Trooper]

Okay ... I admit it is more than a little troubling to see that most of the pole takers gladly and happliy pick their friggin noses.

[RR_Security]

Okay ... I admit it is more than a little troubling to see that most of the pole takers gladly and happliy pick their friggin noses.Which suggests that depending on how many traffic lights there are in your area, eventually somebody in an adjacent lane at a red light will be nostril-mining. If they're into pickin'-and-flickin', it would be good to be on the opposite side of their car from whichever window they open. :D

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[deputy x 2]

Monty,

You kill me!!! Orbs!!! You have such a way with reasoning and words!

[deputy x 2]

LOL and dont ask me what I did with it when I got it.....shhhhh dont tell the wife (roll and flick :))

How about when you try to flick em off and all they do is transfer back from finger to finger. How many times do you try before you decide ehhh THIS isn't working. :mad:

Hmm..... What inconspicious place could I put this???? Ahhh put it on the dog!!

[az4code23]

I try not to dig too deep. :D

[Kieth M.]

Yes, I admit it. I do it in the car, with the attitude that I have the vehicular cloak of invisibility working on my side. My wife can't stand it. Se gets on her high horse and always tells me, "That's soooo gross, men are disgusting, yadda-yadda-yadda..."

So then, one Sunday morning we're in Mass. In the pew in front of us and across the aisle, there's a rather pretty 30-something wearing a Dorothy Hamil cut and Wonder Woman's Diana Prince thick-rimmed eyeglasses. I look and sure enough. The woman thinks she's got the 'cloaking device working for her and starts diggin'. I am so thrilled, I prod my wife and whisper, "Look, there's one of your enlightened gender diggin' for gold!"

Mrs. M. rolls here eyes. I smile big, and return to singing in my usually annoying tones. So a couple minutes later, I look and the girl's gone. I wonder what became of her. I look up at the alter and there she is, she's one of the lay Eucharistic ministers. She's handling the Communion wafers. She's touching the transubstantiated body of (you know who) with her boogery fingers and she's going to hand a wafer to a poor soul seeking oneness with God and that person is going to place that former booger-coated, finger-touched, wafer in their mouth and they are going to swallow it! :eek::eek::eek:

Needless to say, I moved to the Communion line furthest away from her.

[deputy x 2]

Flew home recently on JetBlue...while boarding and making our way to our seats..an Asian male is sitting in our aisle seat. (We always select aisle and window..hoping no one will book a middle seat). Not wanting this pig to sit between us, I ask him if he wants the aisle. He shakes his head in the affirmative...which must have dislodged something in his nose. He starts making this puffing noise out of his nose.

So I settle in, put the arm rest down, put my headset on and start changing the channels on the Direct TV... I look over and he is digging to frekin China.:eek::eek:

He stops for a moment to change the channel with his booger finger...then continues to mine for gold!!! I look at him with digust clearly on my face. He's managed to find gold, begins to inspect it and trys to flick it off his finger. I'm like WTF!!!!!

He looks at me like,"Is there a problem? and proceeds to use his other hand to dig knuckle deep in the other nostril! Once again goes channel surfing and I'm starting to wonder what kind of residue on my controls might have been left by the previous passenger.

He makes the puffing noise again..reaches under his shirt and begins scratchng his armpit (closest to me) like a dog.

I think to myself..this is going to be a lonnnnnnggg flight. Argh! I'm just hoping people don't think we are together!

What's up folks...aren't manners a part of your upbringing? If I do have the need to pick my nose. I certainly wouldn't dig to China in public.

[Retired96]

Nothing makes me sicker than to see someone in their car, pick a nugget out of their nose, look at it then stick it in their mouth to eat it......

[RR_Security]

Asian male . . . is digging to frekin China.:eek::eek:
Heh. I just flashed on a certain conversation between Chandler Jarrell (Eddie Murphy) and The Old Man (Victor Wong) in "The Golden Child," once Jarrell arrived in Tibet. Something about "You want to be careful with that, 'cause as cold as it is here, you could cut your finger or somethin'."
:D

[brad601]

Oh I feel so much better 45% of people do it regulary. Feel as an immense weight has been lifted off my chest. NPA
Hi My name is Brad... and I am a nose picker

[Kieth M.]

Hi Brad!!!!!

[asullivan]

NPA
Hi My name is Brad... and I am a nose picker

Hi my name is Sully....and I also, is a nose picker...:)

As for my nuts,( Sorry officer 1042 ), but since Det. Smurffy brought it up...Thar ain't noth'in like a good nut scratch'in, and if a man says he don't he's lying and will go to hell...Tha' Bible says so!!:p

[LAschoolCop]

How about when you try to flick em off and all they do is transfer back from finger to finger. How many times do you try before you decide ehhh THIS isn't working. :mad:

Hmm..... What inconspicious place could I put this???? Ahhh put it on the dog!!

LOL I do that!!!! :D:D

[asullivan]

LOL I do that!!!! :D:D
Officer, Didn't know your wife barked....:eek::p

[sir]

I do... Its good to keep 'em airholes clug-free. As for the other issue.....Well gotta do what you gotta do.

[DACP]

NPA
Hi My name is Brad... and I am a nose picker

Hi Brad, and welcome

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[mikeymedic]

Hi Brad,

I'm a nose picker too.

I like to wipe it on the side of the table, wait till it gets crunchy, and then flick it off.

[Presence 1*]

This thread reminds me of a joke...


Why do Gorillas have big noses?














because they have big fingers! :D

[mikeymedic]

This thread reminds me of a joke...


Why do Gorillas have big noses?














because they have big fingers! :D


Your joke makes me sad.:D

[Sense0Purpose1]

what about sticking your finger in your ear and then smelling the ear wax?

[deputy x 2]

what about sticking your finger in your ear and then smelling the ear wax?

Hmmm....haven't passed your oral psych yet huh!!

[Sense0Purpose1]

I never said I did such things.

And you mean, I haven't taken it yet.

[Syncrosonix]

i dabble with the 1st, 2nd, and 4th option quite a bit. i blow my nose quite a bit. there are those boogers that don't come out, harden, and then start messing with my breathing, and i can feel them within the nasal cavity. i have got to pick them.

[lpstopper]

Smurf, I "adjust" my self more or less depending on the underwear im wearing that day. Im sure we all have a pair of boxers where the slit is too loose and the snake falls out of the cage a few times. I also am a picker. I had kicked the addiction for a little while, but i relapsed.

[KapsFB]

Let us pray
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[Smurfette_76]

Smurf, I "adjust" my self more or less depending on the underwear im wearing that day. Im sure we all have a pair of boxers where the slit is too loose and the snake falls out of the cage a few times.


May I take a moment to ASSURE you that I don't have that problem;) Being in the female position of keeping two breasts (considerably larger than your aforementioned boys) trained and inside the confines of a bra during my normal day to day activity, without having the urge to touch them and assure they are still where they should be, I still do not understand the dilemma you speak of. I can even wear shirts to properly display them to their best advantage and STILL not have to adjust them.

[deputy x 2]

May I take a moment to ASSURE you that I don't have that problem;) Being in the female position of keeping two breasts (considerably larger than your aforementioned boys) trained and inside the confines of a bra during my normal day to day activity, without having the urge to touch them and assure they are still where they should be, I still do not understand the dilemma you speak of. I can even wear shirts to properly display them to their best advantage and STILL not have to adjust them.

LOL.....and they NEVER get musty!!! :D:D

[mikeymedic]

May I take a moment to ASSURE you that I don't have that problem;) Being in the female position of keeping two breasts (considerably larger than your aforementioned boys) trained and inside the confines of a bra during my normal day to day activity, without having the urge to touch them and assure they are still where they should be, I still do not understand the dilemma you speak of. I can even wear shirts to properly display them to their best advantage and STILL not have to adjust them.

Gonna need pic's...or at least a diagram to explain.

[Smurfette_76]

I don't think you'd be familiar with the contents therein.



:D

[1042 Trooper]

Okay then ... we have lost control of this thread.

[Monkeybomb]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_mixv3HBytVM/Sk1JnlGlv3I/AAAAAAAAARI/9O1CJEvxY7w/s320/thread_is_worthless.jpg


May I take a moment to ASSURE you that I don't have that problem;) Being in the female position of keeping two breasts (considerably larger than your aforementioned boys) trained and inside the confines of a bra during my normal day to day activity, without having the urge to touch them and assure they are still where they should be, I still do not understand the dilemma you speak of. I can even wear shirts to properly display them to their best advantage and STILL not have to adjust them.

[deputy x 2]

Smurf was merely answering your question....

Originally Posted by 1042 Trooper
Is there anything more disgusting than watching some low life dig in as far as their second knuckle after a nasal nugget.

[1042 Trooper]

Smurf was merely answering your question....

Originally Posted by 1042 Trooper
Is there anything more disgusting than watching some low life dig in as far as their second knuckle after a nasal nugget.
Actually, you are 100% correct. Thanks X2! Seems she is right on track! :)

[Southflaguy]

It just sucks when you scratch the inside of your nose when you have long nails...Guess that's mother nature's way of telling you to cut your nails...See, picking your nose is like one of those circle of life things...:D

Or when you pull out a bogger and it's stuck to a nose hair, then you end up pulling it causing the nose hair to pluck out...OUCH!...:eek:

Or when you have a cold and you pull one out, but it seems endless, like that clown trick where the clown pulls all those hanckerchief from his sleves...Sometime it ends up wraping around your finger...:eek::D

[sir]

Another cool thing to do is to see if those pesky stringy ones can drop to the ground.... And then you gotta snort them back :eek:. Of course this will be tougher the higher your nose is from the ground. These boogers are rare and far between so why not have a little fun with 'em. :D

[sir]

........................

[mikeymedic]

Another cool thing to do is to see if those pesky stringy ones can drop to the ground.... And then you gotta snort them back :eek:. Of course this will be tougher the higher your nose is from the ground. These boogers are rare and far between so why not have a little fun with 'em. :D

Ahh yes the bungee boogie.

[safetyallday]

Nothing makes me sicker than to see someone in their car, pick a nugget out of their nose, look at it then stick it in their mouth to eat it......

I have seen some gross things in my life,but the afore mentioned always makes me gag.:(

[safetyallday]

And yes, I do pick but I NEVER eat. You have to have some dignity!

[KapsFB]

Okay then ... we have lost control of this thread.

You picked the topic! :D

[1042 Trooper]

I have seen some gross things in my life,but the afore mentioned always makes me gag.:(
Especially when it fels like your brains are coming with it.

[GoldBadge]

Nose picking etiquette

If you're going to pick by God, then have some manners and use your pinky!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-2i3-C1Saeg/ReheNU4ByxI/AAAAAAAABdE/RPkQiPT_yrM/s400/cross_splash.jpg

Et tu Lindsay Lohan?

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[Jere]

What get's me is those who pick with their thumbs. If it is lodged up there so hard that you have to use your thumb to pry it free then... grow out a fingernail to cut it with--and wash it often.

And yes, I am a picky person. I'll pick and fling when no one is looking but never, not ever, not even in the wierdest places of who knows where have/will I ever eat it.

As for my 2 best friends...
I can even wear shirts to properly display them to their best advantage and STILL not have to adjust them.

That is true but imagine if they had hair on them and it got tangled with hair on your stomach and it pulled. Though I can't imagine what clothing would properly display ours to their best advantage so that we would not have to adjust them.:D

[RR_Security]

Et tu Lindsay Lohan?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-2i3-C1Saeg/Rehfg04By5I/AAAAAAAABeE/p79MFZE168I/s400/lohan_ramey.jpgWelllll, maybe she was only scratching it . . .
Dang, it's almost enough to make a guy not notice the cleavage and all. ;)

Hey, I know; let's turn this into a literary trivia contest. What's this from?
Old Spencer started nodding again. He also started picking his nose. He made out like he was only pinching it, but he was really getting the old thumb right in there. I guess he thought it was all right to do because it was only me that was in the room. I didn't care, except that it's pretty disgusting to watch somebody pick their nose.
See, I noticed that she was not "getting the old thumb right in there," and it reminded me of that book. :D

[Jere]

Nose picking etiquette

If you're going to pick by God, then have some manners and use your pinky!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_-2i3-C1Saeg/ReheNU4ByxI/AAAAAAAABdE/RPkQiPT_yrM/s400/cross_splash.jpg

Did you know that is why fancy people lifted their pinky off of their cup or spoon then the ate or drank? Now ask why people shake with only their right hand...

[mikeymedic]

Did you know that is why fancy people lifted their pinky off of their cup or spoon then the ate or drank? Now ask why people shake with only their right hand...

Do tell

[mikeymedic]

Sorry double tap

[Jere]

Hint: when people started shaking hands they didn't have toilet paper yet...

[sir]

And yes, I do pick but I NEVER eat. You have to have some dignity!

ah c'mon :rolleyes:. Not even once????;)

[Taylor13]

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[School Cop]

Welllll, maybe she was only scratching it . . .
Dang, it's almost enough to make a guy not notice the cleavage and all.

Hey, I know; let's turn this into a literary trivia contest. What's this from?
Quote:
Old Spencer started nodding again. He also started picking his nose. He made out like he was only pinching it, but he was really getting the old thumb right in there. I guess he thought it was all right to do because it was only me that was in the room. I didn't care, except that it's pretty disgusting to watch somebody pick their nose.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say Catcher In The Rye. It's been a very long time, and I don't really remember any of the characters, but I do remember the style of prose, and this feels about like it was from that.

[GoldBadge]

Welllll, maybe she was only scratching it . .

She's got a half an inch of fingernail excavating that nostril.

Dang, it's almost enough to make a guy not notice the cleavage and all.

Showing cleavage is her diversionary tactic.

[Southflaguy]

Gotta love people that pick their nose at a ballgame and get put on the jumbo-tron while they're picking their nose...:D

When they realize what they were doing, and that they were on jumbo-tron it's too late...:o:eek::D

[RR_Security]

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say Catcher In The Rye. It's been a very long time, and I don't really remember any of the characters, but I do remember the style of prose, and this feels about like it was from that.No more calls, please, we have a winner!
Yep, Holden Caulfield it was. Quite possibly the only part of that entire book that I even vaguely remember. :D

[Jhelrey]

I was actually picking one out when I read this thread :) One of those that moves around when I breathe :)

A flapper!!!

[Monty Ealerman]

Welllll, maybe she was only scratching it . . .
Dang, it's almost enough to make a guy not notice the cleavage and all.

Hey, I know; let's turn this into a literary trivia contest. What's this from?
Quote:
Old Spencer started nodding again. He also started picking his nose. He made out like he was only pinching it, but he was really getting the old thumb right in there. I guess he thought it was all right to do because it was only me that was in the room. I didn't care, except that it's pretty disgusting to watch somebody pick their nose.

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say Catcher In The Rye. It's been a very long time, and I don't really remember any of the characters, but I do remember the style of prose, and this feels about like it was from that.You're right. It's from Chapter 2. He was the History teacher.

[t150vsuptpr]

Well, I am with 41 (52.56 %) of you ...
... in this reguard anyway.

:D

[Monty Ealerman]

... I still do not understand the dilemma you speak of. I can even wear shirts to properly display them to their best advantage and STILL not have to adjust them.It's not a very similar situation. The locations alone make the adjustment exigencies quite different. The internal and external pendular characteristics are not comparable.

[School Cop]

^^^^^^^^^^

Uh, Monty, are you now claiming to have both breasts AND testicles?!?:eek:

I know you can't stand to let anyone know anything that you don't already know, but that's just getting ridiculous. I think Smurfette is the only one on this board qualified to talk about how her clothes fit her.:rolleyes:

[Monty Ealerman]

^^^^^^^^^^

Uh, Monty, are you now claiming to have both breasts AND testicles?!?:eek:
I am male, and so have only vestigial paps, so regarding breasts, I can make observations, but not as an owner.

I know you can't stand to let anyone know anything that you don't already know, but that's just getting ridiculous.My post may have been imperspicuous due to my trying to be polite.
I think Smurfette is the only one on this board qualified to talk about how her clothes fit her.:rolleyes:If you re-read my post, you'll see that it was an attempt to explain something she said she didn't understand, i.e., why men have to adjust their lower stuff even though she doesn't have to adjust her upper stuff.

[RR_Security]

My post may have been imperspicuous due to my trying to be polite.I appreciated it; thought it was rather scientific. None of that monosyllabic stuff around here. ;)