Introductions??

[AussieCop]

Is this like a man seeking woman type forum ?

If so.....
Red hot Aussie male seeks attractive feamle model whose father owns a brewery. Insatiable desire to participate in bedroom olympics is a bonus as is access to free concert tickets. Lady must have interest in fishing and own her own boat.
Please send picture of boat.

[Rebecca]

Oh gosh... Niteshift is gonna get me now! http://www.officer.com/ubb/eek.gif (private joke, you had to be there).

No Aussie... this forum is designed for new members to have a place to post and tell us a little about themselves. Of course, you may find you a honey in here, too! http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Dove]

AussieCop,
You wouldn't happen to be from Perth would you? I've noticed a trend towards stupendous irreverance and homour amongst that lot.



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Me sweat? I'm that cool, it's condensation...

[AussieCop]

PERTH !!!! Hell no!
I'm from God's Country - Alice Springs !!

[Dove]

Not just "No"... but "Hell no!", eh?!
You go Baby! http://www.officer.com/ubb/biggrin.gif



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Me sweat? I'm that cool, it's condensation...

[GDenman]

Alice Springs? I had one of their chickens at Outback the other day. Must be a good place 'cause it was good chicken. http://www.officer.com/ubb/smile.gif

[Pnutt]

Wasn't the TV series "A Town Called Alice" about an Ausie soldier from Alice Springs?

Connie http://www.officer.com/ubb/smile.gif

[AussieCop]

Firstly.... there are no chicken farms in or even anywhere near Alice Springs. Secondly, we don't call em chickens. A chicken is a lit yellow ball of fuzz that hatches from an egg. They grow up to be chooks.

The Outback Restaurants in the U.S. are U.S. owned and have nothing to do with Australia. They are merely commercialising on my wonderful country using Australian colloquialisms and names..


A TOWN LIKE ALICE... a novel by Neville Shute
The book is fantastic... but the movies/....
First Movie was filmed in the 1950's. It starred an actor Peter Finch. It was a black and white film and the footage of Alice Springs was Alice Springs..

The second movie made in the 1980's starred Bryan Brown and was filmed in the Australian States of New South Wales and Queensland. There was no footage whatsoever of Alice Springs. Alice is surrounded by red and crimson mountains called the Macdonnell Ranges. They are over 250 miles long and are inundated with gaps, gorges, chasms and water holes. The second Town Like Alice Movie showed the town to be flat and barren. Presently, we have had lots of rain. The normally dry river is flowing, the country is green with fresh grass growth and looks stupendous. We are only 200 miles from Ayers Rock. Alice is not a desert, but is surrounded by desert.