JasperST
02-25-2009, 01:50 PM
I Ain't Gone To Bed With Any Ugly Women, But I Sure Woke Up With A
Few
She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Doubles
She's Looking Better After Every Beer
I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My *** All Day
My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
I Bought A Car From A Guy Who Stole My Girl, But It Don't Run So We're
Even
I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
Few
She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Doubles
She's Looking Better After Every Beer
I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My *** All Day
My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
I Bought A Car From A Guy Who Stole My Girl, But It Don't Run So We're
Even
I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me