These aren't my pants, sir

[leif]

I've only been doing this for a year but I finally heard it the other night. Little dirtball was a liar from the start, 19yr old kid duce off his ***, of course with a .00 passenger. Little 11377 action, whoops, where'd you get this dude? Oh these aren't my pants, officer.... lol

[FPD GUY]

It's even better when the moment you contact them they tell you it's not their pants/backpack.

[Socal-Cop]

In a cops episode recently, the officer pulls a meth pipe out from the suspect's pocket. The suspect says, "Thats not mine!" The officer says, "Ya. right.. its mine.. I carry it around with me"

[TWH]

Or I suppose you could say, "Well, I guess this is the last time you borrow your buddy's pants, huh?" :D

[tedgmcc]

During a consent search I found a quantity of cocaine in a subject's shorts and when I started to put the bracelets on him he stated in an animated voice "man, I picked up the wrong pair of shorts!"

Got to love it though.

[cantue5]

Last guy who said this to me said the pants belonged to his friend. I said really? What kind of man puts on another man's pants? Left him a little embarresed and speechless.

On the flip side though....I would love to know in how many of these cases the statement was true and the circs behind how they got to be wearing someone elses pants. uugghh...I think I just threw up a little in the back of my mouth!:eek:

[LA DEP]

"only been doing this for a year".....it took that long for someone to tell you that?......:D

[pulicords]

My favorite: "It's the first time I've ever done something like this!" (What are the odds? :rolleyes:)