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  • buckethead104
    Forum Member
    • Nov 2007
    • 29
    #1

    Funny Officer names

    Hey everyone,
    I am organizing a police/fire community night for this weekend in my jurisdiction. We have a wood cut out of an officer where a kid can put his head in hole and it looks like he is on a wanted posted being held by an officer. Anyway...I am trying to come up with funny names for the officer, something using a pun of some sort. Any ideas anyone?
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    • KapsFB
      Forum Member
      • May 2005
      • 3517
      #2
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      Our houses are protected by the good Lord and a gun.
      And you might meet 'em both if you show up here not welcome son.

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        • PtlCop
          OH NO IT'S FIVE-O!
          • Apr 2009
          • 1949
          #3
          Officer D. O. Nut
          Originally posted by K40
          To me, open carry is the equivalent of the couple making out and groping each other at the food court in the mall. Yeah, they are probably legal, as long as they don't start getting undressed. But they are still social retards.
          ‎"You go for a man hard enough and fast enough, he don't have time to think about how many's with him; he thinks about himself, and how he might get clear of that wrath that's about to set down on him." - Rooster Cogburn

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            • Sac Law Man
              Forum Member
              • Nov 2008
              • 174
              #4
              Billy Club

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                • stormz5192
                  Opionated
                  • Feb 2008
                  • 2672
                  #5
                  Lou Tennant.
                  Being a good street cop is like coming to work in a wet suit and peeing in your pants. It's a nice warm feeling, but you're the only one who knows anything has happened.

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                    • buckethead104
                      Forum Member
                      • Nov 2007
                      • 29
                      #6
                      That is pretty funny...we had actually come up with Officer Don Uts!

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                        • buckethead104
                          Forum Member
                          • Nov 2007
                          • 29
                          #7
                          Thanks for the replies! I like Officer Krupke...unfortunately I think it would be lost on most of the people! The other one we came up with is Officer Han Kuff....but you guys have given me some great suggestions!!! Keep em coming!

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                            • bigcitypolice06
                              Forum Member
                              • Jul 2008
                              • 794
                              #8
                              There is a motor Sgt that works in the valley named Sgt Justice...I would like to see peoples faces when they read his name.
                              "For he is God’s servant for your good. But if you do wrong, be afraid, for he does not bear the sword in vain. For he is the servant of God, an avenger who carries out God’s wrath on the wrongdoer." Romans 13:4

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                                • 1042 Trooper
                                  This Can't Be!
                                  • Feb 2006
                                  • 10163
                                  #9
                                  Balls Hadly and No Balls Hadly.
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                                    • HI629
                                      Mustang Sally
                                      • Mar 2010
                                      • 3493
                                      #10
                                      B. Goodman
                                      A. Kidd
                                      J. Walker (actually have a buddy with that name)
                                      I. Slack
                                      Getting shot hurts! Don't under estimate the power of live ammo. A .22LR can kill you! I personally feel that it's best to avoid being shot by any caliber. Your vest may stop the bullet, but you'll still get a nice bruise or other injury to remember the experience.

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                                        • NWFLINV
                                          Forum Member
                                          • Oct 2009
                                          • 46
                                          #11
                                          Not appropriate for children but, Cop A. Feel is fun!!!

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                                            • 1042 Trooper
                                              This Can't Be!
                                              • Feb 2006
                                              • 10163
                                              #12
                                              Whadaya Mean Dean
                                              Spermwhale Whalen
                                              The All New
                                              2013
                                              BBQ and Goldfish Pond Club
                                              Sully - IAM Rand - JasperST - L1 - The Tick - EmmaPeel - Columbus - LA Dep - SgtSlaughter - OneAdam12 - Retired96 - Iowa #1603                                               - M1Garand

                                              (any BBQ and Goldfish Pond member may nominate another user for membership but just remember ..... this ain't no weenie roast!)


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                                                • mac266
                                                  F This Place
                                                  • Nov 2004
                                                  • 2231
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by stormz5192
                                                  Lou Tennant.
                                                  Funny, I actually know someone whose last name is Tennant. She's trying to become a cop, too
                                                  MAC

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                                                    • Iowa #1603
                                                      Senior Veteran
                                                      • Aug 2007
                                                      • 24588
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by 1042 Trooper
                                                      Whadaya Mean Dean
                                                      Spermwhale Whalen
                                                      Aren't those from Waumbaugh?
                                                      I DON'T ALWAYS LIKE BEING A RETIRED POLICE OFFICER .......Oh who the hell am I kiddingI LOVE IT. Stay safe my friends

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                                                        • mavriktu
                                                          L.S.U. FAN (atic)
                                                          • Nov 2005
                                                          • 2984
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Iowa #1603
                                                          Aren't those from Waumbaugh?
                                                          The Choirboys.(in other words ,yes)
                                                          Sleeping Giant. They're not fat and happy anymore. They are hungry and increasingly angry. That is not a good recipe for a "Puppies and Rainbows America".

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